(07 & 08) GOING OUT & DINNER

Lyrics: DAD: HONEY PUT SOME MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE WE’RE GOING TO A VERY FANCY PLACE IT’S NOT THAT OFTEN THAT WE GET A BOOKING OR A NIGHT WHERE YOU’RE NOT COOKING COME ON DEAR WE REALLY HAVE TO GO MUM: IS THAT SO? WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO STAY AT HOME WATCHING TELEVISION ON MY OWN WITH A GLASS OF WINE IN HAND TO DRINK SOME TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR AND THINK AN EVENING WHERE EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE DAD: IS THAT WHY YOU’RE STILL PUTTING YOUR EARRINGS ON NOW HURRY UP WE’RE GONNA BE LATE YOU KNOW THESE PLACES DON’T WAIT IF WE’RE ABSENT THEN OUR TABLE WILL BE GONE MUM: NO LISTEN DARLING WE’LL BE THERE WITH SO MUCH TIME TO SPARE NOW SHUT UP AND HELP ME PUT THIS NECKLACE ON WHICH PLACE ARE WE GOING TO TONIGHT? DAD: OUR FAVOURITE PLACE THAT WE CAN GO AND HAVE A BITE IT’S THE MANDOLIN BAY WHAT D’YOU SAY? MUM: IT’S OK, NO I LOVE IT DEAR WE REALLY HAVE TO GO DAD: COME ON HONEY LET’S GO FOR A LOVELY WALK IT WON’T TAKE LONG TO GET TO THE RESTAURANT IT’S GONNA BE DELICIOUS IF I CAN SAY AT THE MANDOLIN BAY LET’S STAY AT THE MANDOLIN BAY WHERE EVERYTHING IS SWEET WE’LL TURN GREY AT THE MANDOLIN BAY AND BE GLUED TO OUR SEAT AT THE MANDOLIN BAY WE’LL BE TOGETHER TOGETHER JUST YOU AND ME NO KIDS NO WAY AT THE MANDOLIN BAY MUM: WE’VE GOT TO GET IN FIRST DAD: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I MADE A RESERVATION FOR TWO MUM: ARE YOU SURE? DAD: JUST ME AND YOU AND FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD, WONDERFUL FOOD DINNER FOR TWO UNDER THE NAME EVANDOR WAITER: I’M SORRY SIR IT SAYS MR EVANDOR HAS A TABLE FOR THREE DAD: THEN IT’S YOUR MISTAKE NOT MINE WAITER: PLEASE SIR DON’T WASTE MY TIME, IF YOU HAVN’T GOT ANOTHER PERSON COMING HERE TO DINE, I’M AFRAID I’M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOUR TABLE DAD: NO IT’S MINE THERE’S OBVIOUSLY BEEN A MIX UP SOMEWHERE, I KNOW THE ERRORS NOT MINE MUM: I THOUGHT YOU BOOKED THIS TABLE WEEKS AGO DAD: I DID AND VERIFIED IT TOO I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS COULD HAPPEN WAITER: SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? DAD: IF YOU COULD HOLD THIS TABLE JUST FOR THIRTY MINUTES I CAN FIND THE OTHER PERSON TO EAT. DAD: PLEASE JUST HOLD THIS TABLE FOR ANOTHER MINUTE I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO BEG TO YOUR FEET PLEASE I’M DESPERATE SO VERY DESPERATE DAD: I’LL JUST MAKE A CALL QUICK HELLO SON HOW YOU DOING? HAVE YOU EATEN YET? DAD: GREAT THAT’S GOOD IF YOU COULD WALK TO THE MANDOLIN BAY, CLEAR? I KNOW YOU’RE WITH ALEX BUT I NEED YOU HERE, PLEASE GET HERE QUICK MICHAEL: DAD I’M ON IT MUM: WHO WAS THAT? DAD: THAT WAS MICHAEL ALEX: WHO WAS THAT? MICHAEL: THAT WAS DAD WE HAVEN'T ORDERED OUR PIZZA YET SO IT’S GOOD ALEX: NO IT’S BAD MICHAEL: NO IT’S GREAT BECAUSE I’M GONNA HAVE A BIG PLATE ALEX I’M SORRY I’M ON MY WAY TO THE MANDOLIN BAY THERE YOU GET FOOD BEYOND COMPARE WHERE EVERYTHING IS SWEET SELL YOUR SOUL FOR A SPRING ROLL EAT ALL YOU CAN EAT MY DAD SOUNDED URGENT I’VE GOT TO GO OK? TO THE MANDOLIN BAY MUM: WHERE IS HE? YOU SAID HE’D BE HERE WHERE IS HE? DAD: GOD THIS CAN’T BE? HE’LL BE HERE DON’T WORRY DEAR MUM: WHERE IS HE? DAD: THERE HE IS, WITH A MINUTE TO SPARE SPEAKING OF SPARE CAN YOU GET US SOME RIBS? NED: HERE’S SOME COMPLIMENTARY BREAD I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT I’LL BE YOUR SERVER NED HAVE YOU SOME DRINKS YOU’D LIKE TO ORDER I’D BE HAPPY TO TAKE THEM NOW DAD: CAN YOU GIVE US JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES TO DECIDE? WE HAVE JUST SAT DOWN YOU SEE MUM: I’M READY TO ORDER MICHAEL: ACTUALLY SO AM I NED: THEN I’LL JUST TAKE THEIR ORDER FIRSTLY MICHAEL: I’D LIKE A COKE, SCRATCH THAT A SPRITE MUM: I’D LIKE A MARGARITA PLEASE MICHAEL: MAKE THAT A DIET, AND WITH A STRAW MUM: MAYBE A LITTLE SEX ON THE BEACH DAD: DARLING PLEASE DON’T SAY IT LIKE THAT MICHAEL: IS THERE A WAY THAT YOU COULD MAKE MY SPRITE FLAT NED: YES, WILL THAT BE ALL DAD: NO SORRY TED NED: NED DAD: NED I’D LIKE A BEER ANY THAT YOU HAVE IN HERE NED: SURE MUM: THAT YOUNG MAN SEEMED RATHER NICE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A TIP DAD: GIVE THE FAMILY MORE THAN A MINUTE TO THINK MUM: OH HUSH NO BEHAVE...