07 | "No Debate, Just Pharoah Energy Bro"

In this episode of Bro Church, Dave reveals that he took a 23andMe test and discovered he’s related to Pharaoh Ramses III. Yes, he had to go through the whole spitting process, but now that he's got this royal lineage in his back pocket, he’s definitely going to milk it—forever. Get ready for a lifetime of hearing how "royalty" should get special treatment! Felix and Dave also break down the latest presidential debate, where Kamala Harris actually managed to give it back to Trump, who refused eye contact the entire time. Spoiler: It was still a complete shit show, but at least someone was coherent. Finally, it’s time for Bro Fitness. Dave is all about the workout talk, while Felix reflects on how he needs to "figure out life" – but, you know, maybe later. #BroChurch #Pharaoh #Ramses #RamsesReveal #23andMe #PresidentialDebate #BroFitness #FigureItOut #PoliticalCircus