08 - Covid Brain

Post Christmas and Justin's got Covid! So we're trying out that remote podcast thing. How are you supposed to wear a hat? Flat billed or curled? Some more fond Christmas memories surface as Justin remmebers that time his brother-in-law slapped his cousin's ass thinking it was his sister. Art wants to know if Justin's sister and cousin have similar asses. Is Papa Roach cool? Jussy is listening irregardless of that fact. More Papa, More Roach. How would you like your news delivered because Neil may have found the guy with the perfect tone for today's news coverage. The Tummy Time Boyz beat WatchMojo to the punch and hit the listeners with the much requested Top 5 Dicks of the Animal Kingdom. Speaking of animal dicks, did you know that roosters don't have cocks? Moving onto the news, Justin reports on fake parking tickets, and how Moms get Christmas gifts from Dads. Bill Cosby is looking to make the rounds again. Is he opening for Dave Chappelle?! Florida Dominatrices/Daft Punk impersonators request a sex dungeon. A man, a plan, his canal: insert decommissioned World War II mortar here. Samuel Jackson likes porn, maybe he wanted a banana cleaner for Christmas? OJ was on a podcast, Lindsay Lohan is starting a podcast - neither of which are Tummy Time.