09/02/26 Show 327 : That Horse That You Can't Ride

there’s a gushy piece in today’s Guardian about a teenager who took to IG to document his attempts to listen to one Merzbow album each day. It’s a fun article and the fella in question seems nice and inquisitive enough, except WHAT THE FUCK, this twerp STOLE MY IDEA. Long before some of you little shits were even conceived, i took to rec.music.moebandy to chronicle my efforts to listen to and rank the entire Moe Bandy discography. Where was my goddamn parade? Some kid made it all the way thru ‘Akasha Gulva’? Big whoop, where were you when i was struggling to make it till the end of ‘It Was Always.So Easy (To Find An Unhappy Woman)’ ? I’ll see your ‘Noisembryo’ and raise you “I Cheated Me Right Out Of You’. ON TODAY’S SHOW : YET ANOTHER WAY YOU’VE ALL CONSPIRED TO FUCK ME OVER.