#1 - Brian Redban

Start broadcast Twitter and then I always like to watch my own channel, so let's go to your own channel So you see how the chat is The faster one 21 minutes of it, see now people are gonna ask questions This one is it yeah, you don't you don't have to be one is open to your internet Even close your tweet deck really well See already say you're getting it. That's huge Oh, yeah screen burn. Oh, yeah screen burn It's a screen burn Okay, what is the channel though? This isn't the channel.

It is right? Try upstream Upstream that TV chip backslap channel Joe Rogan live. Yeah, right there try to try it out Yeah, but your website address with the graphics and all that stuff This is slow as fuck pause that one screen, you know where we're watching yourself live. Yeah, hi Hi, we're doing great.

Hi everybody. If you want to watch the chat you click on this And people chat live, you know We are Hello Questions coming in now How is the quality sound and video wise yeah, how's the quality sound video wise? This is all right. Can you see us all right?

So what says they're already hard that's amazing This is not this See this guy's above that but this guy's not this What's that about see yeah? So we did that air bad broken where it's going. Yeah, we just started this. It's not very good.

I apologize Bro, no, it's not see this guy right here more red see Oh, oh, see different guy this guy's Twitter his Twitter tweets not coming through. Oh that might be yeah I may be something weird, but I was talking about that. It's a different sounder video snowflakes falling or a bit annoying. Oh, come on.

It's Christmas Video and sound are okay, but snowflakes are annoying because everybody thought the snowflakes are annoying is just one dude That's kind of you know anal about what he looks at on screen My Christmas box. Hey, don't ever Hey, Christmas my friend this episode is brought to you by Squarespace once you've got a great name for your business You need a great domain and Squarespace makes it easy to lock in a domain You just search the name you want buy it and then you're ready to build no hidden fees no weird upsells Go to squarespace.com Rogen for a free trial and when you are ready to launch use the code Rogen to get 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain So we'll add bubbles and here just for that And then we'll add a clock for that guy this is Anyway, you can go through it and then if you want an exit we'll take them off Yeah, so then you can see You can change like sometimes the options so if you wanted to glow less What Matrix The bubbles are knowing and me just sitting in front of the fucking computer just going how about this? I was annoying this people watching this like why don't you show them this awesome box? I'm not sure the dude made it or the girl made it But this is like a killer stash box that this these two cool people gave me well actually the guy made it because the girl made the Pipe now remember the girls a glass barber blow up But is this wild box with like this cool Alex gray art on it?

It's like a really trippy Stash box and some guy made it to me and gave it to me after one of the shows I wish I needed to do his name because it's very cool in the box I was like a place where you keep your tobacco And she made this killer little pipe and he made Whoever they are if they're watching this highly unlikely Is it so high 13 right wow? Okay? Hi 13 people's like a show economy club not the pressure Hunter 13 people's like we have to be entertaining so let's read the toward feed and see the fuck is up Itches, let's see this dash. How dare you it's not a stash.

This is medicine. It's this is called train wreck You see right there and you see right there this if you don't know if you're from out of town that Red Cross and the marijuana We this is medical marijuana. So this is totally legal in the state of California It's pretty trippy because you drive down the street and I was driving on street yesterday We were looking for places where we could you know like we could see how many places are near my house It's like fucking 20 places within a couple miles of my house that I can go and a lot of them They just say collect collective on it. They'll say like you know West Hills collective or you know fucking dick street collective Whatever and they'll have a red cross and that's all you need to know and everybody knows it's weed They have green letters everybody uses green letters and they're everywhere and you go and if you have one of these right here This is drives and we see this this is a real legitimate Recommendation from a doctor and this all you do is you go with the octaves say marijuana helps me sleep Whatever and the doctor will give you one of these legitimate Recommendations a legal prescription state of California and then you go these places and some of them you can pay with a fucking credit card It's the trippiest thing ever you buy weed with a credit card and you're like what year is this?

It's 2009 but the rest of the country still live in the dark ages Colorado is catching up Colorado has a bunch of places now Colorado actually is gonna open up a medical marijuana restaurant and I open up some 30,000 square foot We need super store and boulders fucking gigantic. It's like three stores isn't Texas even doing like a boat soon? Yes, yeah, well a lot of people trying in a lot of states are trying Matt Masterpieces recently made it. They decriminalized it.

It was they don't have a medical law yet there, but now it's completely Not legal, but it's not illegal. It's a weird thing like you're not allowed to sell it like possession is one thing But selling it is a different thing. You're still not allowed to sell it, which is fine But people fucking grow it, you know really Fucking hundred stops in that right hundred stops in the way was running for sheriff He was saying that no drug good enough to be taken should be allowed to be sold That was like a lot He was gonna pass an Aspen and he was gonna call aspen fat city He's gonna change the name of Aspen fat city he's gonna tear up all roads and saw the streets those old dirt roads everywhere And he fucking lost by 400 votes. It's only 400 votes They can't if he won if he was the Sheriff of Aspen that would've been fucking badass one of the things that he wanted to have was that any drug that you can take That's good enough to be taken should be legal and he's fucking totally right You know if people want weed it should be people should trade things for me Or you know what fuck it you should be able to buy if you want to but the problem with that is you know Then you're gonna get some really unscrupulous people that just want to sell pot You know they just want to sell it and they want to make profit off of it And then it comes like anything else So they try to cut out the competition like like one of the weak stores that I go to is a guy right next door to him That opened up like I'm talking like right next door Like there's maybe like one storefront between two weed stores and the guys pissed off and he's fucking this guy's dick That's totally not in the spirit of and then what mary one is supposed to be I mean you're not supposed to be opening up right next to sort of dude until this competition, but he shouldn't be like fuck that dude You know what's that dude doing?

He's just another dude selling weed Yeah, I shouldn't be doing it right next to you. Yes, correct, but don't be asshole. You're fucking selling weed now You know you ain't fixing the world Hunter is Thompson is my hero and I'm playing full sleeves of Ralph Stephen art. Are you really wow?

That's a fucking good idea Steadman stedman or Stephen I forget I say his name is a Stephen fucking I love his art his art perfectly goes like What's the word I'm looking for compliments Hunter as Thompson's writing? You know that guy just fucking nailed it from the very first time they work together when they did that The Kentucky Derby is decadent and depraved from that story all the way on to fear and loathing in Las Vegas that Ralph guy He fucking nailed it. He was hanging with Hunter. He totally got the vibe that that Hunter was writing He totally got where Hunter was seeing things, you know, I just started getting into Hunter as Thompson really recently I was I guess maybe a year and a half ago I was staying in a hotel room Seattle and I ordered up a gonzo on the the pay per view in the hotel Just because nothing else look good.

So fuck it I'll just check this out and immediately became a Hunter as Thompson fans start reading his books and I'm reading Now We want to read now this one great sharp. It's great. It's got everything in there So a bunch of different ship here and loathing's in there They can talk to their reason a lot of a lot of great stores like a collection. It was works the quintessential Well need to open grow homes with retail fronts.

Yeah, I'm not easy. That's all I'm talking about if you never been to a Grow room before I've only been to one grow room. It was pretty interesting There was a place in LA where they it was a full-service place. You can get a description there You could get we there and you could I Get up get we there and they grew it so there was like this back room where they had all these lights that up It was pretty fucking trippy man It was a big-ass room and it was filled with these plants and they were all lit up and you walk through the plants and it's like yeah They were live, you know, they're living plants, but it felt like like they were conscious like it Maybe it's because I was really high that might be but maybe because I was really high I was able to tune into it But it was it was a very weird sensation.

It felt like I was around Like living entities like didn't just feel like they were plants. It felt like they were alive You know, it was very strange. It's cool. I thought about I was like that'd be cool.

That's something at my house That's pretty illegal federally at least, you know, if they caught you with a bunch of plants in your house Yeah, we're allowed to have a bunch you can have like up to six plants. I actually like that more. Yeah, that's right. I have an exemption Because I'm a fucking real stoner Is two of these fucking with us here?

No, but you can totally turn up that second one. This one. Yeah, sorry folks getting organized This is the first time I've always threatened to do some shit like this. I never fall through Why would the UFC ring girls fired?

I do not know they were very nice all the more two girls were fired They left Ariani who's a very nice person as well other friends with her for years. She's super cool chick and hot very hot Probably classically beautiful like it doesn't get any more beautiful. Thanks very nice person, too You can follow her on Twitter. She's on Twitter.

She's the one with the fake wig still working What are you talking about fake wig? Oh, there you go. First of all, how dare you? How dare you?

Fuck with her whole career. They want the fake wig She has a fake wig already talking about the one with the big hair the 70s hair. She looks like she's a teddy teddy teddy teddy She just started like maybe oh the blonde. Yeah, her name's Logan.

She did not fake hair. That was real. Yeah She just has some curly hair on social work Right, right now girl. That's the Atlanta housewives thing.

You know how that wigs are back. Oh, you might be right. You might be right You're watching housewives with last show. Oh, there's nothing like first of all there's nothing like white girls around black girls When they start talking black I love them white guys do it.

I love them white girls do it to me It's just like watching chips. It's a zoo when they fuck each other and they look crazy. It's like, no, this is weird It's interesting when white people around black when they start acting black There's no better example than the Steven Seagal show. Holy shit.

Have you seen he does that? He pulls up to a group of black people's like what up cuz we're going up. Oh dude much love much love He talks black like really condescendingly and then you know when he's in the car when the cameras are talking about Buddhist He says like stupid shit, you know the one monk was walking with the younger monk and the younger monk says What is the way of Buddha and so the older monk throws him in the water deep? He talked to like he's totally different dudes talks like the Steven Seagal who's like the mystical man and a Steven Seagal who is this fucking strange cop in Louisiana he has a southern accent that he uses part of time part of the time and then occasionally he drops a southern accent He goes with full on black accent like ladies in the hood But Steven Seagal is a fucking cop like for real like he puts on a bulletproof vest he gets his fucking car And they go fight crime and it's like who is letting him do this?

Well, like how crazy is it that all you have to have is a couple fucking movies? It seems website. Oh, it's genius. Yeah, it's awesome Is it Steven Seagal dot com?

I think so. I'm using Jim Carrey's website. Yeah, Jim Carrey has the most amazing website in the whole environment It's pretty cool. I've never seen a better website.

Yeah, it's very very unique, but When I see websites like that, I wish I still trip on shurums all the time Beyond the mind's eye. Yeah, it's a college Attack this by me this sign is a point of controversy from the man show when I hosted. I know it's terrible Listen, we thought it was terrible to we got we got fucked when we've been Doug stand hope and I went to do that show They'll I do it. They told us you can do nudity will blur it out you can swear will beat but now we want you to go crazy We want to get sued it's gonna be great publicity and then when we started doing it first of all Jan Jackson puller nipple out Everybody went fucking crazy crazy.

It's amazing. It's amazing Like literally television got set back a decade because of Jan Jackson's nipple and the big thing was that they were showing it during the dinner Hour and children were watching well isn't like a woman's nipple are we that fucking crazy? It's not like she had a rifle up or pussy. It's a fucking nipple, you know, that's where babies feed it's is it that offensive?

It's what babies did this mess that's the first I mean talking about it during the being during the dinner hour somebody had a really good point When this happened like he said isn't that like the first middle? That's like the dinner. Yeah, I mean breasts Yeah, you see that when you sit here kid Well, you know what especially having kids in my own now when I see a Mrs. Rogen make fucking milk with her tits I'm like they're dead But what's more important is that you look at on the music that's like those are those are like we're food comes from like a son offensive But anyway, this thing behind us making hard this is a fucking stupid.

They were when we're doing the show There was an argument and we came up with a game show called make you all make me hard What it was is the guy would be strapped into a chair and even have his box on his dick and with a lot like we go off in the box And you know the like we indicated he has a boner and so we'd have like mentioned seating bananas and shit Oh, he's getting hard, you know, it was kind of quaint But what we really the reason why we did it is one of the gags was we had this really hot chick and she climbs all over him The audience is going fucking crazy. They're going nuts and this really hot chick at the end of this She pulls her tits out. He's stuck on a tits whipped cream the whole deal and then she pulls her panties off And she's got a dick and the audience goes crazy. She was a tranny I mean, I've never heard a bigger wave of disappointment than when this this tranny pulls out this dick and she was taking all kinds of More notes so it was like a dick that had been poisoned.

It looked like dead It was like like dark was dark and shriveled up like it burned what chemically burned like it was like a little little dead monkey dick I smell it. I'm just pulled it out and she starts like swinging around and the fucking audience went crazy And the guy sitting in the chair just had this look in his face of heart Well, they proved all that but what they wouldn't approve is the name of the show make me hard They said that we have a name to show make me stiff I just like an argument like for real like there's a difference like they mean the same thing just make me stiff doesn't sound Does not quite as funny really doesn't matter What's the difference but the point was that they were willing to argue this was a big deal for them and that shows you how these shows work the best shows Like like stand up comedians like you take a guy like Dave Chappelle or you know Cat Williams or anybody any good comment that you like They write all their own shit. They write it. They perform.

They're saying shit that they think it's funny They are the producer. They are the performer They're the whole ball of wax or the writer. They're everything and that's why you get a pure product because you get a product that's from this dude's mind Well, what happens is when you like start working on a television show these people that are working for the network Somebody has to work with the network and you would assume that people at the very top of the food chain are the perfect people for the job But that's not true. They're just people that some other guy that fucking job and a lot of them They like to think that they know what's good They like to think they have an eye for me always want to put their footprint on it They want to put their hand print on they want to change something and anything that you know We I think background should be blue.

We're gonna show this red background and they'll go crazy and they'll fucking fight over this Why because they want to be the ones they will it was me that decided for the blue background if they didn't go That blue background the show was shit am I right and then the wife would agree with them when they all get fucking Pilled up together That this is where they argue over make me hard So this is I got to keep the sign because it was useless because we had to change the sign to make me It's okay to pull up your fucking dick. It's okay to have a guy strapped to a chair thinking a chick is on top of them And this chick pulls out this wrinkled poison black dick. That's okay, but you can't call it hard It's called stiff. It's really bad dumb.

It seems like I would be exaggerating, but that's why Dave Shabel walked away from the show It's just cuz having your comic having somebody else tell you what's good and what's bad like those one of the things We did in the man show where we want to Joe Diaz if you don't know what Joe Diaz is His Twitter is mad flavor one word at mad flavor and Joe Diaz is one of the funniest dudes I've ever met in my life It's like one of the fly assuming things ever live and Joey weighs like 350 pounds down 300 But back then he was like 50 and we don't get naked we can't make it all the time get naked on stage And his balls literally look like grapefruit in an old lady's panty-os I mean they're fucking ridiculous And he doesn't shave them but they have no hair on him like yes No hair on his arms no hair on his chest and he's fat as fuck and we wanted to have him introduce us to the beginning of The show he kicks open the store and comes out young let's get this party started and his balls are jingling It's fucking hilarious first of all it's hilarious. He's Joey Salaris no matter what you can read Doug Stan hopes that Joey Diaz would read the phone book and he'd be fine with it most of the shit he's on late night TV And that's told true, but they were like that's not funny. What's funny about this This is not funny. No one's gonna laugh It's like a big argument and I said listen let's do two openings we'll be one regular opening and then we'll do one opening with Joey Well, we did the opening with Joey and they went fucking crazy of course Everybody was screaming and laughing y'all and it's at the tone the tone that we wanted to have like this is we're just trying to have fun We're not you know, we're not trying to be relevant So we're just trying to have something that people enjoy let's have fun Let's have a fucking good time But it was almost impossible to try to have that good time when you have you know other people like that aren't necessarily funny at all And they're like putting their input into what's what should be in this comedy show?

So Doug and I got fucked but the most important thing is that we had a good time and we came well We were always good friends. We came great friends. All right. What else is going on here?

The snowflakes, what you know like the snowflakes? They're dragging the video stream down. Oh, you know what? You might be right, dude The snowflakes might be fucking us Is that better everybody?

Oh sure my fucking my internet's gag. You need to upgrade that. I can't believe you have done that I live used to be on top of the game. I live in a song He's the fastest internet back when internet was 28k 56k.

He's that Well back when the end no I asked the eyes the end first and I got a T1 line installed in my house T1 that's like where I'm 56k For business lines, they only had it in businesses and I live way the fuck outside LA and It took a long time for us to get DSL and shit out here like I couldn't get cable. I used to have to get satellite direct TV So they they the only thing they had that was really fast is think of a T1 line, but it was a thousand bucks a month That goes on news radio. I was like I was totally new rich, you know, I was like, okay So when I was like, okay, let's do it. That's about to month come up and so I got this crazy super fast internet pipe installed in my house But now I got this gay DSL.

It's just not very powerful. I'm gonna get some of that 18th U verse loving Well, so we got here much better. That's better. Thank you good Yeah, as much as you get that then that's why I said that Wi-Fi check the dude in the background for a pulse team Jacob We have rock stars.

They don't fuck right the Jonas Brothers. We got vampires. Don't bite anybody We have pop stars that can't go to sleep till they get literally said dated every night. We have golfers getting fucked We got America that's freaking out because an ugly rich guy is getting a lot of pussy She does why these two guys why he's black athlete Like it's not really a big shot.

It's ugly It's amazing that a guy like that all you have to do is be good at something and acquire a bunch of numbers and You can fuck all these girls. He's not even paying these girls. It's incredible There's one of the girls was like asking for money and he's like I can't help you but you're not even paying them So he's just like billionaire dude and he's banging his cocktail, which is and they're struggling with their bills He won't even fuck over any cash like how hard to be for Tiger was just slippery ten grand, you know What's the video she let's you fuck her like you have a mirror in your house Like you're getting something out of this man. You get to fuck her and all he wanted was just give him dick That's all you get you get dick you don't get no money And on one hand I gotta say to do had a very strong pimp hands, you know, I kind of respect that but on the other hand I feel like maybe she gave us some money.

Maybe she wouldn't be making a fucking tell-all book if you were like really nice to her and Just gave you give it money that she did. Yeah, Tiger's handsome. So says gay man synthesis Tiger's handsome, okay, you know what? He's not ugly, but he's not like it's not Jacob.

This guy like a bug He's not a handsome man. He's unfortunate looking. You know, I mean, he's very well built He's very athletic is obviously very driven. He's got a lot of attractive qualities uber successful But you can't say that he's you know, I mean like who's classic You don't like your guys you don't like your guys black sure I do it was like that Tyree's dude that actor dude That's a very handsome man.

That's a handsome motherfucker If you found that he was banging sixteen chicks across the country bill, that's it I'm a sixteen figure you don't fucking ten each town he was plowing up guys a stud, you know But Tiger doesn't look like that Tiger doesn't look like a male model. He looks like an unfortunate mix of ethnicities Hey, you know, whatever Hey, look, you choke red band out, please look on that dude from crawl You know, it's a fucking shit that a pan's labor name thing that had the eyes that's hands like we're more del Toro Dude, it's pretty badass, but I gotta say his book sucks the stream really good book for like First hundred pages and then I started writing it just fucking and just finished it like little sloppy like really bad action scenes Really killing the vampires like so easy was really stupid. It was really good at the beginning I was on a great premise the fucking airplane lands everybody in the plane is dead It can't be else one the alternative vampires and takes over the whole city It's pretty fucking bad acts this one vampire could factor the whole plane, but then it just turns into dog shit Most of the sixteen holes aren't that attractive this man is saying that that guy was not banging pretty girls He had a few stragglers in there, but overall those chicks are pretty goddamn hot, you know better than what that person's getting this guy right here It might be getting better, but I mean some of them like that Rachel Uchitel chick that shakes hot as fuck and then the other one that was on the reality TV She's pretty goddamn hot too. He had some pretty pretty pretty attractive women in a stable What's Joey D is Twitter again?

That's labor. Okay. See this one is what we can do You can hit this text the item you text and so if anyone ever ask you you just type in oh here we go I'll tell you follow And Brad ban I don't even have a thousand you don't know I never can't my Twitter. Oh, yeah, you guys got a follow red ban Strength size and Just drag the thing up and right there we go Box then you move to the top or something that's where the location is heard the bottom You just click on the box and drag it News radio or fear factor which shows more disgusting to work on ha ha ha ha Fear factor for sure, but fear factor paid more money news radio was News radio was like a privilege, you know, it's like the whole time I was doing it was like I can't believe first of all I couldn't believe it was on TV show that was just like cuz I didn't I didn't really do much acting before that I acted on one other sitcom that I got from doing stand-up comedy and in 1994 I don't even do in comedy six years.

So it's like I was still pretty raw as a comedian And also I'm on this fucking TV shows like whoa now I'm on the show not only my TV show I'm not TV show Phil Hartman. I was like this is fucking nuts, you know, and Dave Foley and Andy Dickman Pretty credible job, but fear factor is just about getting Moses Brittany Murphy thoughts you know, I mean, I know how he thought so I find out with children, you know I mean everybody says that drugs. I don't know those drugs. I don't think the husband doesn't want to have an autopsy kind of strange You know really strange, you know, obviously they were gonna do one anyways because it's kind of a white sheet die Yeah, unless you killed her I mean, why does it why does that guy want to talk to you if it was a murder case then of course he would want an autopsy, right?

You'd be like, how do you die natural the only time we die natural causes when you're 32 years old is if you have like a serious health condition Or if you take something that kills you, which is pretty natural I've read that the line of her close friends stopped hanging out with her when she got married to that guy because of him So there's something with this guy well, I've had some friends that have some serious drug problems in the past I had a friend that died from drugs my best friend when I live in New York and he used to do heroin He used to crack but mostly heroin and he had like manageable problems with coke and stuff like that until he got heroin heroin Just fucking seal this fate. That shit that shit just gets in your blood. It becomes a part of you I mean, I've seen people Jones and for coke I've seen people Jones for a lot of shit, but there's something really weird about watching people Jones for heroin I mean, it's it's like they need water like they're in the desert and any water and when people get involved in this and apparently That's a lot of the Hollywood kids are doing a lot of them are doing fucking heroin, you know, I don't know what it's all about But it's pretty spooky man Alcoholics are pretty spooky too like when you wake up and you're night that first thing you drink is a beer Alcoholics, I know a lot alcoholics. I know a lot of functioning alcohols, and I know a lot of people that are just You know just flat out drunks especially comics, you know I've done a lot of comics that have real alcohol problems because they get free booze and they're out in clubs every night and you know Alcohol gives you a liquid courage and if you're performing every night you might be drinking every night you're drinking every night You're gonna have a fucking problem.

Eventually. That's just gonna grab you Conspiracy theories are only theories into improvement facts. Yeah, well, they're a real conspiracy The mystery shit they want to find Bigfoot, you know when meanwhile there's a bunch of real live animals that are way more interesting than Bigfoot If Bigfoot if we found Bigfoot Bigfoot would be in a fucking cage right next to the monkeys at the zoo if we found them if we really caught Them they'll be like look there's a big ape, you know, we got the short ape. There's a big ten foot tall Hey, nobody would give a shit But like killer whales if killer whales didn't exist and there was some animal that people talked about in legend that was as smart as people Lived in the ocean but breathed air and had to come up for air and doesn't eat human beings saves human beings But kills everything else including great white sharks a super intelligent being that's gigantic and murderous and runs the ocean People would say fuck that.

That's crazy. That's not real. That can't be real But it is real we just know it's real and because of fact that we know it's real It's not as interesting to people people love mysteries. We love discovering new shit like the Loch Ness monster Look this monster doesn't do shit doesn't kill anybody doesn't do anything every now the pox it's head out of the water And I was like whoa, I saw everybody gets crazy, you know, meanwhile, there's fucking crocodiles.

They're real. They're alive. They're gigantic They're like fucking 30 feet long. They can hold their breath underwater for like hours at a time.

They don't have to eat for a year I mean crocodiles are fucking crazy. They're literally dinosaurs that are still alive today They were the exact same ways they are now hundreds of millions of years ago. Nobody's looking for the Loch Ness monster You know, there's something that people really really get into when it comes to conspiracies, you know, and I've been guilty of it myself You know, like I used to really be into UFOs and all kinds of stuff like that It's like kind of realize like what I'm into is the unknown What I mean to it's like somehow another is if there's something that's unknown and I figured out and I find it and I know it's proven and true Then somehow or another you gain something from that I guess you do to a certain extent if you can really prove it But mostly what it is is weird desire that human beings have for things to be to prove things So it's a very weird thing conspiracy theories like everybody's always looking like for all sorts of conspiracies aren't real I know this also from working where I've had people like working with the USC Like people are always talking about the USC wants this and Joe Rogan said that because the USC told him saying the USC Never tells me to say shit. They don't they literally never tell me what to say my job's the craziest job ever I'm just literally the guy who speaks for this multi hundred million dollar sports company and nobody's always good I show up and they tell me what the fights are and I just do it.

I try to be professional as possible I try not to swear occasionally, you know, I'll slip up with that But I'm trying not to swear but all I'm trying to do is do counter turn the fight The only thing I've ever told you what to do is when they were trying to buy pride and pride fuck them over And this is big thing going on back before they said don't please don't mention pride by name You can mention all the fighters, but don't mention pride by name So you don't want to give advertisement to that organization. It's totally it's totally legitimate totally makes sense to me You know, but they don't tell me like I can this guy talk about that guy I don't mention this guy's name and make sure you tell everybody this guy This is the guy we want to win. There's none of that there's none of that zero So I know that's conspiracy that people think is real. That's not real.

I know there's a lot of other ones people think it's real But there's ones that are real, you know, and came together the ones that I've recently turned on Yes, whole thing you talked about the yes, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of people that would look at those things in the sky And go what is that what are they doing? Well, I talked to a pilot and asked a pilot about it He gave me a very simple explanation about how water Going through those jets those jet engines at a certain altitude with certain, you know weather conditions certain Moisture they have like humidity. Yeah, maybe because it's a geometric pressure There's all sorts of factors, but if it's the right factors is there enough enough water in it. It'll create clouds Like literally jets create clouds.

So these people are like man, they're making clouds Well, that's what happens when jets fly through the fucking air like the idea that they would be spraying cities poisoning people But don't they live on the ground to right there spraying themselves They're family's and stuff where they have shot they're taking shots that they don't get that they don't experiment with weather But then the majority of the lines you see any hair definitely there's legitimate concerns about like that heart program Whether they're fucking doing things to the ionosphere and you know, there's for sure they're experimenting with weather because we know that China has Successfully created rain, you know, they've done successful weather operations So there's there are absolutely real conspiracies But there's a lot of goofy ones man and the problem is it's very difficult for people to once they have made a decision about Want something like JFK, you know, Oswald acted alone and people just get that in their head I was like alone It's very difficult for them to look at contrary evidence and take it into consideration Like they it's almost like there's a competition going on they want their side to be right and people have a real hard time our friend We were talking about the country didn't want to but we have an argument with him while saying listen, man You don't know the research that I've done like you're watching YouTube clips Is that because constitutes research these days, you know, he was convinced that country was real and I'm like They make no sense and the other thing the pilot had that was a good point was like he's a pilot He's like believing and pilots would be talking about it, right? It wouldn't be like something that's that easy You can just hire a guy to fucking spray every city in the world every day of the week and they're gonna keep their mouth shut What all these recorders that are like in pissed off at like oil businesses for rigging off customers What if that you were getting sprayed at poison? We're not reported to be crazy at research. Okay, we're so this so that's I think chem shows We're a silly one not to say they haven't sprayed people before not say that there haven't been some experiments where they've sprayed You know certain bacteria or certain colds, you know over an area to see if they get people sick What why not?

We know there's a thing called operation midnight climax in the 1950s the CIA ran fucking brothels They ran whorehouses in New York in San Francisco and they ran these things and what they did was they ran the whorehouse So they can do LSD experiments on people and so they unknowingly gave these Johns acid So these poor guys would go in there to get their you know, they're hard-earned money You know, they're like, you know, they're like, you know, they didn't even have much pages Whatever they had to get their dick socks and they're getting dosed with acid freaking the fuck out probably already feeling super guilty Probably half of them were married and they just cheat otherwise and they felt guilty about that and then they're dosed up with acid and deal with the reality of the situation I mean, we know the CIA did that this is information that was released in the Freedom Information Act You look it up Google it's pretty interesting It's called operation midnight climax It's just one of many experiments that the CIA did unknowingly on American citizens taxpayers and they've done it forever And that's how they do business and guaranteed that if they did this back in 1950. They're doing something like it now It's not like they changed it's not like these all these like conspiracies all these things that the government's done like operation Northwoods Operation Northwoods was the thing that they proposed in the 1960s 1962 and this was signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and then vetoed by Kennedy what it was was they were trying to get people Enthusiastic about war against Cuba So they were planning on blowing up American ships like real ships They were gonna have mock mock plane crashes where they were gonna blow up drones in the air and they were gonna blame it on the Cubans They were gonna say that all these people died and they were gonna take the passengers and put them under false aliases and have pilots into false aliases And that pilot was gonna give me days and say got shot down look that up to it's really interesting it's called operation Northwoods And this was a real plan that they had drafted in the 1960s that the Department of Defense drafted up and the Joint Chiefs of Staff signed and Kennedy vetoed it And Kennedy was like you guys are fucking crazy like what are you doing like you're gonna fake attacks in order to get people to want to go to war with Cuba And that's probably one reason I like Joe Kennedy, you know What else but this is these are real conspiracies the real we know that there are things are conspired on the real problem with conspiracy Is nobody wants to look stupid and when you say that you believe something like you believe in alien abduction or you believe the government killed Kennedy or you believe You know anything nutty we didn't land on the moon when you say you don't believe nutty things people just automatically Label you a coop instead of looking at it and going okay. What has the government done? They really have dosed people with LSD without a knowledge They really set up or houses the government CIA did this really they really were faking attack They were planning on faking attacks on American civilians and blowing up American ships and blaming on the Cubans They really were gonna attack Guantanamo Bay attack soldiers.

They were gonna fucking shoot mortars into Guantanamo Bay They were gonna kill American soldiers and blame it on the Cubans and get us to attack them That's all real so you gotta keep your eyes open You gotta keep your mind open and the problem with conspiracy theories is people choose one side or the other You know there's a conspiracy which is ridiculous and I'm not believing this or they go well They are the conspiracies are real and it's usually not that black or white I use it takes a lot of looking at before you get to the real truth and the real truth is fucking sketchy I mean it's real hard to have information about a lot of things in this world as much information as we have on the internet There's still a lot of shit that you don't get like Bill Maher Twitter something today that I was like this guy doesn't even Incorrectly this has all been disproven. He tweeted something an anti-Christian thing about Mithra and you know, it's like how funny says Bill Maher isn't even doing his research Like he's Twittering something that everybody says about Mithra. It was disproven. He gets his knees by the paper Here it is Mithra born 1225 12 disciples died rose on May on the third day perform miracles known as a lamb The way the truth the light 600 years before Jesus Christ I see what's point his point is what he's trying to say it's like hey, there was no, you know, there wasn't you know there wasn't no Jesus Christ that this Fable this myth has existed in many different forms But the Mithra thing is totally wrong because the Mithra thing if you just google zeitgeist the movie debunked This guy gets really into the mythology behind, you know, in zeitgeist They talk about how Jesus really is the basically the same story as all these different stories before and one of them was Mithra And you know, so so Bill Maher quoting on his thing that Mithra was born 1225 had 12 disciples Well, if you go to this other site that this guy seems like a really intelligent guy I don't know if he's right but he's talking about anybody's research did at least talking about the missing alleged of Mithra are numerous Numerous in account and spans several different cultures.

I read he says I ran into a brick wall of source trying to track down any of this information I cannot find any evidence of his birthday being December 25th The only dates that correspond to him are his festival on October 8th and another on September 12th through 16th a cattle pairing festival October 12th through 16th There's absolutely this important part There's absolutely no evidence anywhere that he had 12 disciples or 12 of anything for that now No Mithras scholars seem to know about it. He was not born to a virgin but rather out of solid rock So, I mean, it's really it's really interesting people like you know, there's not there's not a research of information People don't really look these things up They quote a little bit of something they saw on the internet and that's the problem is there's no there's no way you can have Access to everything. There's no way you can know about everything It's impossible So there's gonna be a lot of shit that you're you're talking about you're forming a pinion when you're really just talking On your ass and that's where most people are when it comes to conspiracy theories You know with everything people talk out their ass and because people have a huge vested interest in being correct about things You know people hate being foolish. They hate being the dumb one.

They hate being unformed You know people love correcting people. They love like your is you apostrophe re as in you are Okay, you're a fucking awesome dude because you spotted that guy me while I do that all time That's kind of why I like the iPhone how it always fucks up my texting and stuff like that Because then people are starting to slowly less do it to me now because everyone's doing it Conspiracy theory with Jesse went to I haven't seen it. I haven't even Brian didn't like it. It was alright I don't know Jesse Ventura is one of those dudes who thinks he's because he's an ADC or he's a former Navy C.

L That he has inside information. I'm a former Navy 3L. I don't be an Anthony He's just really got to me on both sides. Yeah, you were upset at Jim Norton I was on both sides that got me upset.

I thought they both came over It's hard to have an intelligent conversation at seven o'clock in the morning You know whenever I see those morning radio shows I'm always like what I'm even talking about like always half out of it mumbling shit It's hard to wake the fuck up. It's like you have to drink coffee if you want to do one morning radio shows You really can't go in sober you gotta have a little bit of that coffee Mothra or Rodan I was more of a Rodan fan. I thought mothra was kind of a fatty monster. Yeah, big stupid moth That's a dumb hair Yeah, why not have a giant roach?

Roaches roaches are scary as fuck why do I have a big stupid moth? The Japanese had a bunch of crazy ass monsters. They still do this. You know they still do that turtle.

That's a Rodan turtle. Yeah, go ahead. I'm sorry. Come on Do the god's own movies with the people in the costume?

I heard they still make them in Japan. We have no confirmation. See this is another another We've done no research. No Sick what happens to the ice man now, you know, I don't know man I don't know if I is just if I type on this is just gonna go to my Twitter.

I'll hunt it's way. Okay, so how I tell people Follows on this thing. I see you add new check add new chat boxes. Oh, you know Twitter Yeah, I'm gonna post this on Twitter get people follow us when you post on here.

It's on Mac and makes the link The does yeah, see everyone has this link your link underneath it. Oh What does this hey Joe? We're not that was a that's just what We put sick in like commas or current does that mean kind of or like approximate People write sick as I see oh spelling correct. Oh This one someone uses a program or a push bill All this time I'm right now There's 230 motherfuckers in here right now My fan of Jeet Kune doh fan of Bruce Lee fan of his idea his idea to add all the money He was really your original mix martial arts when I started out as a kid I was I did karate and I started doing Taekwondo and each one of those disciplines karate and Taekwondo wanted you to think that their Style was the best style the end all be all style karate they didn't want you training with Taekwondo people Taekwondo people they didn't want you training with karate people, you know judo people didn't want you training with kungfu people It was like everybody was like really attached to their style.

So really Bruce Lee and she couldn't know That's the original mix martial art. That's the original guy to look at you know all the different systems and take what's useful about From each one of you was a genius when it came to martial arts. Wait, wait, wait, wait ahead of its time I like this because the questions are slower. Yeah, Twitter is it.

Yeah, this is pretty cool This is the first time I've done this but I said I'm always threatened to do this but we're doing it now my fuckers Sub-verter talk more about Hunter s Thompson He was he was one of the very few dudes that really captured the angst of the 60s and the 70s the Nixon era and you know The he was a part of the acid culture of the 60s. He was a part of the culture like the San Francisco hate-ashbury movement Where it's like everybody was doing acid all these people were like a good acid So all these people were really coming together and they were really like releasing their egos and they're self-ide their identity and kind of like Losing themselves in a movement in this this hippie movement of the 60s Which seems like really stupid now we look at it It's like how many idiots are long-air and stupid clothes, but what they were doing was they were they were radically departing from the previous culture I mean the difference between the 50s and the 60s is fucking gigantic the difference between like buddy Holly and Jimmy Hendrix is like You know, I mean that's that's another world I mean that's not like a 10-year evolution. That's an evolution that would take it hundreds or not Maybe not even gotten there at all it's almost like you they needed the drugs They needed acid mushrooms and pot and peyote and they needed all that shit and heroin that to launch themselves like from one One frequency to the next one in the 60s were a totally different frequency when it came to music when it came to culture and That set the stage for what happened the 70s and 80s and with a really crappy music that came from the 80s and some of them the 70s But definitely the 80s like what that is is like this consciousness is incredible music where these these people were like really like tuning Into the art of it in in the 60s like more 60s music is like classic fucking shit You know that you hear today and you go goddamn. That's a good song It's like they they really figured out how to tap into the real shit You know the real energy that makes that that makes art interesting that makes art resonate And I think they did it with drugs And I think that the the decline in the 70s and certainly in the 80s was because there was like a void left where the this this Tuning in this connection to the real pure source was gone, you know It's like whatever they had hit whatever frequency they had nailed in the 60s the echoes of it had died down by the time the 80s You know I think Hunter has Thompson had a fucking brilliant story that he wrote a brilliant like piece that he wrote The wave the talking about how the 60s It's like was like like a wave and it when the 60s ended you could see where the wave broke back like where they thought that people could be like They saw the true potential of humanity of the United States of the human race in general And you saw it just roll back and go back to where it was and that's what it was between the 60s and the 70s You know and he nailed that shit better than anybody Hunter as Thompson's words today still you look at like especially was one of the Bush administration and But was just like the clearest evidence ever of massive amounts of corruption in government where you know It's they got us into a war that made no fucking sense I mean and it was obvious like across the board the internet was you know up information was being you know very easily transferred back and forth He had to still manage to go through and The way he felt about the Nixon administration I mean you literally could substitute Nixon for Bush and then insert most of the shit that he said into you know the early 2000s Ross sound is it sound shitty What do you think about doing a radio show my own I would love to do a radio show the only problem is I don't think anybody wants To do a radio show I might have to do a radio show like this because right now I mean Adam Crola has a sweet setup where he does podcast and he gets a lot of people to listen to it And that might be a way to go because satellite radio is struggling financially and you know Some people make money from it like you know Obviously Howard Stern makes a lot of money from it And I think it will be an anything good money from it, but they don't want to pay anybody else They're not making money, so they don't have the money to get out So I think if I'm gonna do any sort of a work is that any better that louder anybody if I'm gonna do any sort of a Podcast or something that's gonna be like this And I saw soldier boy do it so I think yeah Yeah, so Boys fascinating to me if you don't know soldier boy He's a rapper a very young fellow who's wildly successful made millions of millions of dogs And he's tattooed his entire body in like the course of like a few months like all the way up his neck and his face is tattooed And his sleeves and his chest and everything I mean he just tattooed the fuck out himself like writing shit like really bad artwork Really really interesting just I guess he likes it It's when crazy how many times a day do you think he makes it rain makes it rain?

Okay, it's a multi multi multi millionaire and he's only like 19 years old and when he became rich and famous He's only like 17. It's interesting a little study When Kimo says all day with us it means all day All day means he's fucking dudes up all day. This is how we do all day and he holds up them dukes I got some pretty fucking sweet Kimo slice t-shirts that I just got from my buddies a tap out I actually put those online Those From when he was younger and they were amazing. It's some shit that I made when I was a little kid when I was a little kid I was like 18 Word I was pretty blown away And he's two drawings he did are just amazing I mean I thought I was good back in the day, but he blows me out of the water back in the day Well, I never used a technical pin that's part of the technical pins are awesome.

Yeah, he would love it when I First started out when I was a kid. I was really into comic books. I wanted to be a comic artist Oh cool. You're the skinned it.

Yeah, I scanned it When I was a this my fuck everything up my game It's so slow. Yeah, look how slow this is a big-ass picture. It's like three megs Two megs a second. Sorry.

Yeah, I gotta switch You tweet stuff to you or use the chat tweet stuff to me, man. Don't don't people Yeah, people chat. That's it. I'm sure they're shooting Tracy Lee just sent me a text message.

You guys know Tracy Lee from Dana was in the chat. You missed it Oh, Dana's in the chat. How's Dana? I don't know.

It's not a real Dana. She thinks it's a real day. No Why do you think it's a real Dana? How dare you be down?

Internet My god damn chat. I'm in the chat. I'm in the chat. Alright Tracy.

I got you right here Tracy I'm in the chat to chat to and that wasn't dating dumb bitch Tracy Lee she's the combat lifestyle photographer This is the best phone about time the iPhone ladies and gentlemen. You really can't fuck with it We've tried every other phone. I'm a technical fucking geek. I'm a nerd.

I love phones But there's no phone that can fuck with the iPhone There's no network that can fuck with Verizon though, and that's the real goddamn problem So I don't use the iPhone as my main phone I mostly use the iPhone these days as like an Internet device. I use it as like a little tin of mini laptop and shit But for my phone I use one of these blackberry storm twos which as a phone is not nearly as good It's kind of funky the typing on it's not bad. The storm two is definitely better than the storm one But man fucking The network is a hundred times better the the Verizon network when I had 18c like when I would drive to Jiu-Jitsu at night I'd drive the same way and I gotta go through Hollywood and my shit would drop out Three times on the way to Hollywood three fucking times in 25 30 miles whenever it is three times the shit would drop out with Verizon straight through Never drops out doesn't drop out anywhere. I get better reception inside buildings.

It's just like better. It's just better reception period And it's not like a little bit better. It's like several times better You know, it's like the amount of drop-offs that I get with Verizon are so tiny in comparison to the 18t ones ATT just they just got fucked by that iPhone that iPhone is overloaded their network overload the shit out of it and the The things just drop out of it though something that AT&T has been pushing lately But I and I agree is not being able to use your data network while you're on the phone Verizon you can't when you're on the phone You can't check your email get your email or go on Twitter and get your Twitter's while you're on the phone You can't use your data and your phone together at the same time. Did you know that?

That's huge That's a bigger than a drop call once I think Yeah, that is bigger You have no idea what I'm talking about Data and not being able to use data Yeah, because when you're on the phone you can't get emails while you're on the phone Yeah, that's gay And Verizon can't fix that with your very network Yeah, that's gay That's why they had that thing where they showed that you'd be on the phone and doing the apps Look, but that sucks It does suck but I'll take being able to use the phone over that I like using the phone. I like when I'm driving I get my business done You know what I'm saying? I have to get shit done and I have to talk to people and sometimes I have conference calls Sometimes I do interviews while I drive my car You know, you know, like you will call me up and you'll say something like what's that? How do you do this or something?

Like I'm on my phone, I can't go my It's going to be that's week now. It is week, but I'll take it I'll take that and have a signal I'll take not being able to do both at the same time and have a strong signal right I'll take that That's because the CDMA can't handle two streams at the same time Right, what Verizon actually uses older technology Yeah, it's a newer technology which is Verizon's kind of an intro in trouble Yeah, it's slower network. It's it's a can't handle those two things at once Yeah, but it still works better. What's it take it?

Right 4G Isn't out yet here. Somehow it wrote soldier boy is a fucking douche Listen, do you think you would be any better if you were 19 years old and you would be worth it? It's worth like millions of dollars. He has to do something on the internet now Where he's showing his money and it's a 19 year old kid.

That's worth millions of dollars Yeah, literally. We would both be I would be retarded 19 because the Jones brothers are hypnotized by Walt Disney. Yes They drank the Disney cool-ed. Yeah, then we get pussy.

What's the point being rich and famous if you're not getting late, right? It's ridiculous. We got rock stars. Don't fuck.

They fuck now Miss Tracy Lee's in here. She says it sounds fine. Everybody that's in that chat get the fuck out of there I'm not paying attention that shit. Okay, tweet it tweet dirty bitches.

How come the tweet is an updating? You're getting too many tweets per hour. Really probably because this thing's okay. You see two programs taking your API's.

Okay, I'm gonna shut I would shut that one. All right. I'm shut tweet that girl. I'm like to eat that All right, let's I'm just trying to optimize here because I got told you guys I got a terrible internet attention But I'm not getting my god damn Twitter's so many update this bitch Here we go No, what once you get your updated internet we'll get you an HD camera, too The pope got laid out by a crazy woman.

I didn't I think it was a pope I think with some some some trick crazy trick try to attack the pope but some other dude who is in government got hit in the face What's statue in Italy? What is this? They put an advertising? What the newest thing they put some Advertising this is because I was talking about soldier boy Shit I mean look at all my new sneakers even the bottom of my sneakers is clean.

That's bullshit. Oh shit. They're advertising Please everybody click close on that advertisement fucking and you don't goddamn eat it. Show where that close button is It's a upper lower upper left corner.

What did you see that? That's right? That's one bad thing about you sir, because I don't remember Justin TV having that today Justin TV is about to get in trouble with Justin TV is getting trouble something. They were mentioning that UFC.

Yeah, yeah No trouble well there obvious if you have a thousand There's just to be supposedly working with the people that are owning the copyright material What wouldn't it be easy if you notice that one of your chat rooms went from zero to two thousand like a second? Well Like I said, you can't fight the internet People gonna figure out a way to put things on line They're just gonna I thought that was the real problem was that people were taking a copy of it after the event and then Uploading its towards but that's not what the problem is promise dreaming promise if you have any streaming you're gonna have pirate is dreaming Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking it's not that. I'm thinking it's not that maybe can maybe can stop it By cutting back on those sites would probably stop it substantially, but that's gonna kill those sites You know it's gonna kill you streams can kill Justin TV is gonna kill the sites like this where you can just stream anything Three hundred sixty four people this is like a pack of the club ladies and gentlemen here nuts. All right, let's take some questions here Dirty bitches.

Wow, there's a lot of goddamn What of this marijuana and it increasing brain cells, you know, I don't know if it increases brain cells There's been some research to suggest that and it suggests it also slows down the progression of all timers I don't know it does it does a lot of good for you though. That's what people need to understand There's a lot of drugs that are terrible for you. Marijuana is not one of them. Marijuana is a lot of good things for you It calms you down it relaxes you it makes you take things.

I've got text from Bruce buffer powerful It makes you um Makes you consider other options makes you consider possibilities makes you think about yourself more makes you think about you know Whether or not you're being a douchebag, you know, whether or not you're behaving the right way marijuana's good for it doesn't give you extra brain cells I don't know. I was gonna write the copy of the cover of my um Shiny happy g-hot the first name for that CD was gonna be we made me smarter I was gonna call it that but I decided that was kind of like that sentence doesn't sound smart Maybe smarter. Yeah, it's not supposed to be correct sense. It's funny.

Right silly. I think I'm gonna do a book though called we made me smarter I think that's gonna be the name but You know cuz that's like a good name for a book. That's like a that's what we're gonna grab you. Yeah, that's something that would grab you I hear about ricksimps in a while.

Yeah, it's like how to choose cancer assumption What video games my favorite of all time quake I had a huge problem. That's why I got a T1 last all my house I just play quick every day eight hours a day. Did you watch that video posted where they go to the airport and you start spraying people I'm eight games I called it Anyone anyone. Yeah, I never play called it.

I don't want to get addicted man. I got problems I get addicted to everything. I get addicted to pool I used to play pool eight hours a day more even sometimes I used to get addicted to video games That's why I'm scared golf I've never played golf and terrified that shit cuz I know dudes play golf They can't they sit around all day and practice fake swinging It's they get addicted, you know, and I get very badly addicted to games So I try to leave my addictions to things that benefit me now. I so like pool.

I like pool I don't play as much as I used to I just fuck around with it, but like jiu-jitsu and stand-up comedy I try to be more I try to be addicted to things that are Beneficial to me instead of things that are just kind of like eat up on my day Which is what pool used to be for me and what video games used to be for me. I just have real fucking problems Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed the drawing. I Twittered a drawing that I make when I was 18 and 19 years old I used to want to be a comic book artist red dragons indeed red dragons I'm gonna be free from the new karate kid movie.

No, I have not it's black karate kid They're redoing the karate kid, but the kids black and I think it's will smith kid. Yeah, it's a little smith kid That's awesome easy Grazie's gonna come back man. The old machita. Yeah, don't fuck with a karate kid man Marijuana would bring California out of bankruptcy.

You really think so don't fuck with the karate kid You say that like the karate kid was like some awesome movie dude. It's a childhood memory They fucked up G. I Joe. They fuck the transformers G.

I don't know if it was any was the worst movie ever. No, but I made before that movie. What was it before? It was a cartoon series Right, they didn't really fuck out.

They just made a bad movie. It was horrible. No, it was awful Half-Af could be J Pen be dio king man I don't know if there's anybody I want to be fucking pj pen now Now the BJ's taking everything like super serious and trained like a dedicated athlete. He's a destroyer at 155 There's nobody that's even close to him.

I mean no one's even in his his frequency He's in the matrix right now, you know There's certain dudes they get to a certain point with confidence with experience with skill technique and then you add discipline and conditioning to that They get to this crazy place that very few people can reach this crazy high air and that's what BJ pens out right now, right? Anderson Silva to at least another one. He's just in this air. No one can fuck with that That's what's good about the ultimate fighter that's kind of bringing new people in a known people, you know But you know there's such a gigantic gap between these guys that have fought in these small organizations And the guys at the top of the food chain and you see like with Fador and Mille Inca Like it takes so many years for a guy to become like the Fedor of today and Anderson Silva is a perfect example that like Anderson Silva When he was fighting in pride.

I mean he got submitted by Rio Chonin Takasi got him in a mounted triangle. This dude was where beating him dudes are submitting him You know he knocked out Carlos new But he just didn't look like the Anderson Silva of today and he had to have those fights he had to have those losses He had to get better. He had to rise You know he had to really get his shit together really focus on his jujitsu and really become black belts on the ground So he had this full package so that he was totally confident and throwing his strikes because he didn't worry at all about being on the ground And that's the Anderson Silva they have now It's like fully complete fighter, but we had to see him evolve It took a long time for him to become the guy that he is today And that's what you know it takes a long time to make like a full complete mixed martial artist and these guys today I mean the competition is staggering. There's so many fighters now There's I mean there's so many different organizations and so many fighters and so many guys are good It's so hard to advance and to you know to make it to the very top of the food chain and today's mixed martial arts world I mean there's so much fucking competitions.

It's amazing. I mean when I first started doing the UFC I first started working for them in 1997 and it was time We did the first show in both in Alabama. There was nobody there I mean there was like a thousand people or something like that And it's because the tickets were really cheap because people came to see a fucking freak show There was nobody there that knew when someone was passing the guard and nobody passed the guard back then either You know nobody knew what the fuck was going on nobody knew you know that leg kicks were you know really bad for you That's fuck your legs up people will see a guy taking something like what you doing there? You know like back then you were allowed to punch people in the balls, you know you're out of poor hair you had to pull on clothes Crazy the early days to what it is now.

It's really fucking amazing Your face is amazing fucking face amazing Don Friday with our MMA Don Friday is a fucking real man. It belongs in a movie They should make a movie on Don Friday. This fucking mustache alone is epic Don Friday's a real man ladies and gentlemen a real goddamn man 372 viewers The same sounds good, but I think it sounds better when we got close Where to float calm is that our website where to float calm if you google where to float I know you can if you want to know about floatation tanks these are what this guy's asking about is a thing called a sensory deprivation Tank and what that is is a tank filled with water If you haven't heard about this before you can google it and there's this videos of the we made you can find online I'm Brian made we see any of my videos from my website. I'm really cool creative.

This guy makes up That's Brian Michael. It's a fucking video genius bitches recognize and we made a really cool one of the explains isolation tank But what it is is a tank of water that has 800 pounds of salt in it and the water is heated to the same temperature Your skin and salt makes you very buoyancy line the water and you float and the fact that the water is heated to the same temperature as your Skin you don't feel it so you're floating in this water You don't really feel the water anymore through the water in the air and everything It all feels like one thing feels you're weightless and you're flying through space and we close the door in this thing You're in total darkness your total silence your ears are under water You don't hear anything and in the absence of any sensory input you don't hear anything You don't feel anything You don't see anything in the absence of all that your mind has no distractions and your brain becomes supercharged and you start having Vivid hallucinations and you start like it's really like a psychedelic experience you really start you start like really like Researching your thoughts and getting to the heart of who you are separate from culture separate from language separate from you know Your experiences you get down to who you are and then when you get to that once you get past that is when the hallucinations start Because you kind of cease to exist as you define yourself as who you are by your job the car you drive the house you live in the family You have the friends you keep you define yourself by all these different things when when you're in that tank All those things are gone. There's no there's no outside world. There's just the mind It's the mind untethered from the body and when you're in that state You you kind of transverse you kind of travel between this consciousness and this reality to another one You travel outside of this world and you travel to this the world of the deep inner thoughts You know the deep inner connection between whatever the fuck this life is You know the connection between your consciousness and the universe and it gets pretty fucking crazy I have one of those bitches in my basement.

I do it all time It's like a really great power nap. No, it's not like a really great power nap It's like a really great mushroom trip, but the best thing about it is you can end it at any time you want to end it You just open up the door and your stone colds over so you can be in this deep trance where you're you know You're I've had really vivid vivid hallucinations in there where I felt like I was like I traveled down to the very atomic structure of human beings And gotten through the lowest point and at that lowest point as you get lower and lower and deeper and deeper It became like another universe and the idea in my head was that all of this life that we see you know subatomic particles to atoms All these things like this this progression of things getting bigger and bigger and bigger to humans to countries to continents to planets to planets the galaxies To you know to universes and then all this idea that things just keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger Well, it works infinitely in both directions And it was like I was taking on a trip through the whole experience from subatomic to atomic to planets to flying through space to face Space being subatomic to you know This new atom that exists and it's a part of a new organisms that exists that a part of a new ecosystem exists It's part of a new planet. That's part of a new galaxy That's part of a new universe and it goes on and on and I went through this whole thing like over and over again like multiple times It was really fucking crazy. It was a very very vivid and very realistic and very you know very life-changing The whole thing is like doing it a lot You got to do the isolation tank a lot and you got to learn to relax and you got to learn to give into the experience Because so many times when you're in there you're thinking about things and you're worried about things and you think about your bills and your bullshit And you know I was waiting and I'll do this and all those thoughts distract you It's like the state of mind that you can achieve even a such a listen tank It's very similar to the state of mind that you can achieve from you know when monks go through you know decades and decades of intense Meditation like they achieve the same type of state of mind But you're achieving it like with no discipline So it's hard to manage sometimes But if you can learn to manage it and if you learn to go in with the correct thought process and to approach it the right way And maybe meditate before you go in and calm yourself and put yourself in a good state of mind and know how to navigate the waters of these Experiences then you can get to the crazy part the crazy part is hard to get to but is there we should ask them Which sounds better between the three?

Okay, okay, what sounds better with those three settings this microphone? This is what sounds better? This is setting one ready. Hi, my name is Joe Rogan.

Okay This is setting two this setting to hi. My name is Joe Rogan. Is this better? Does this sound better to you or setting three?

Hi, my name is Joe Rogan. Does this sound better to you? Which sound which one sounds better? Please tweet now You're gonna annoy the fuck out of people that have like get your phone messages I'll sometimes I'll tweet like I'll get baked and watch the Stevens of all show and I'll tweet way too much Right, I get a lot of angry tweet from people Well, it's annoying if you only follow like below 100 people or something That's why I start falling more and make it more just like a chatroom on us You're yeah, I have thousands of people I just think when people replied like every single person that's ever written them ever wrote them ever, you know Yeah, that's a reply.

That's a problem One sounds best three you dick three you dick. I'm a dick one and three are close to sucks Hmm one three is louder, but one seems better quality. So it seems one three then two okay Seems like one is the one one one one one three someone yelled out one one one one for one most people are saying it's time between one Three so what's going on? Fuck you in your threes whoa As your Melrose New Year's oh, yeah, I'm gonna be at the Melrose improv if anybody's in LA the improv on Melrose I'm gonna be there on New Year's Eve two shows.

I think it's eight and ten sure it's two shows for sure I heard one show and then just on improv website They have it like an early time that you can go to eat dinner really and it looks like a second show But it's not really he shows well, that's a problem because I saw quick Yeah, and Vegas the following day at the house of blues. Yes the following day January 1st house of blues Vegas And then after that it's Washington DC January I think seven The improv website is hog chills he's a Jürgen dinner 10 p.m. It's hit a wine So it's just saying like you guys it says there's only one show yeah, I think there is only one show I don't have it on your website one show 10 p.m. It's gonna be a disaster.

Yeah, okay crazy Yeah, if you want to go to the improv you got to go now I'm trying to buy a ticket right now. Oh wait, I'm trying to buy a ticket right there. Oh, there's still a ticket Okay, you can still buy tickets, but get them quick because that bitch is gonna sell out. Maybe we'll add an 8 o'clock show I don't want anybody to shut out and sometimes eight o'clockers to move you go there have a show have a good time get your freak on Have a couple laughs and then go hide when it comes to midnight So you don't get bullets dropping on your fucking head.

I'm gonna do spags out here like the fire guns in the air and get crazy I can handle it and then drink and drive and it's very dangerous I got some hilarious video of last new years there of these old ladies dancing stuff. Oh, yeah, that's right video Which we had there right now with a streamer. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna upgrade this internet this weekass internet Because then once I'll bring my laptop and then I'll start to go just thank you for We're gonna set it up like a goddamn fucking tv studio in here bitches. I'm losing viewers.

I'm gonna be boring Answer some questions here Adelaide show in Vegas. Um, I don't think so man late chosen Vegas or a nightmare How's the blues is pretty big already? Yeah, the house is a good size. Anyway, I won't the one thing that I won't do anymore I used to do the house blues and I had most of the people were seated But then there was a little standing room in the back the problem is that standing room by the bar It just becomes a bar people just are talking and it becomes a fucking nightmare So no more shows.

I'm not doing any more shows ever anywhere where people have to stand out while they're watching the show And the reason being is because I went to see Doug stand up when he was in LA And we went to see him and we're standing in the back of the room He was either the standing room only show and it's like after like an hour like your fucking back hurts your neck starts bothering you and you're It's not comfortable to stand up and watch a show I always figured because I'm on stage standing for an hour like it's no big deal You know, you stand for an hour and a half and talk on stage and it doesn't feel it's not a problem But standing still watching someone is a big difference. It's terrible. Do you remember like the last half of that show? Because I was focused on my feet the whole time Yeah, it's it's a terrible feeling and what's weird is I talked to somebody in Texas They walked out of the show because it was awful staining room only a dog show and they just walked out Yeah, we couldn't yeah anymore Yeah, I hate it So I'm not doing anymore and I'm having problems with this because I had a show booked in March at the film More the film or New York City and they said that the whole balcony had to be standing like fuck that man Give me less money.

Let's see what we can and they were like, you know, we can make more money and people stand And so I canceled that gig and then the same thing happened in Houston I was supposed to do the House of Blues and the same thing they'd be like, well, you know, we can't we need to have people standing in the back and I had booked. I don't know my agents are not communicating this to the people with an up-hand attention It's going through too many people before it gets to the person that makes a decision But they didn't want they wanted to have people stand and I said fuck that So now I'm gonna have to find a new gig in New York and New gig in Houston And I'm probably gonna wind up doing the improv in Houston I don't know thinking about that and some maybe one of the clubs in New York City You got a judge Twitter or website that has his calendar on it You just gained four people that said people like talking about standing yes Do you remember standing with like Waver roller coaster to stand like three hours for a roller coaster? That lasts a minute. Yeah, fuck that's terrible, man Yeah Why not like Tom Green?

Yeah, Tom Green's got an awesome setup. I went to Tom Green's house I filmed his talk show there and he's got a fucking crazy setup man Like giant servers and he's got wires big, you know wires all throughout his living room Because like he's doing it like serious hardcore style and he's doing it or at least back then he was doing it He's still doing it isn't he? Or is he a straight pay-per view now that he can't watch it for free at home? I think I think let's go to Tom Green live and see that.

Is that the case ladies and gentlemen? Maybe it is. I think that's a fucking mistake. I think it is too Maybe it's the archives you have to be a member to watch.

That makes sense Maybe we'll see we're going through the channel. He calls it the channel. I don't know what that's all about Ready to receive stream. Oh, he's doing stand-up comedy.

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Hmm membership full access to warden collection of videos. That's what it is Behind the scenes by canceling time. Yes Five 95 a month. No, you're bad.

The price. I wonder if he's making money doing that. $4.95. What about just five bucks?

Yeah, what's with this fucking five shit? $4.95. That's stupid man. That's try to be crazy.

Make a $5.99. Just tell me it's $6. You fuck So do you open your presents on tonight? No.

Why do you do that? Is that me you grew up doing? I'm a week. Why should I wait?

I'm growing up. You do that midnight? No. I do it in an hour or something.

I'm gonna get some good shit to it. I'm sorry. You know what sucks is that my parents sent me money and I took that money to buy them presents and actually spent more than that they sent me. If I would have waited and sent them presents first and then they got me money, I would have felt like I got something.

But I felt like I just bought them presents. It's all about timing. They said you might have to buy them things. Right.

If I would have sent them something first and then got money, I would have got some cash. Right. That's funny. Interesting.

All right. Thanks for spending Christmas Eve with us. You're welcome. Molly Watt.

I'm gonna say people's names when I read your questions so you feel like I'm talking to you because I am. Were you pissed when you found out there was no Santa? I did you. I thought there was no Santa because I stumbled into my parents rapping shit.

And then we opened it the next day. I was like what the fuck? Like I hid and I saw them right and then I just put two and two together. Like for an instance, a video for a daughter last year.

And her daughter's actually got a Santa Claus last night. I get a beard and he had big stomach and he had to bail into the mom's like oh really? Can you imagine fucking lie? I know.

You had her watching that. I would have to correct her. I was like listen. Don't lie.

Don't lie. Stop. You can't see. Sandy's invisible.

No, you can't lie to me. I mean she's like four. Three. She's a liar.

I think it's very important to call kids on being like I was a liar when I was a little kid is what I'm saying. I had a very vivid imagination and not such a good life so I would always make up stories and I wish somebody called me on my bullshit then. So I wouldn't take it so long for me to figure out on my own that people knew I was fine. Right.

I didn't figure out I was like 10. You don't think Pinocchio would have worked out? No. No.

No. No. No. No.

I don't want to know. Yeah. He's made a wood. Wouldn't people can't fucking talk around stupid.

Right. Someone says upstate says I steal your jokes and I use them as my Facebook messages. I hope I hope it gets you laid. Does it get you laid?

If it gets you laid, I prove. I give you thumbs up sir. Show us your breasts. How dare you?

D. La Roche. How dare you? Man, it's up to D.

W. E. C. The idea is eventually that it's gonna be one thing.

When? I don't know. But I think it should be because I think guys like Jose Aldo and Uriah Faber and Mike Brown and Miguel Torres. Those guys are fucking awesome.

They deserve all the attention that the UFC gets. They deserve people to be clamoring for super fights and see big pay per view. Madison Square Garden and fucking the MGM Grand. Those guys deserve to be those kind of shows.

The level of talent in the W. E. C. right now is staggering.

135, 145, this guy's fucking ambles man. And even 155 they have some awesome fighters. I think it'd be beneficial to everybody if it was all the USC with all one thing. Especially since they owned the W.

C. I think it would help everybody if they could make that happen. If it's possible. Rigoris Saq says use that little kid liar in the act.

Oh no, that's really funny. Sir. I think that's funny right now. Because we're talking about right now.

I don't know if you can recreate it. It's not funny enough to recreate that and say it on stage. Might be. Might be when you talk about if my daughter gets the age where my uh.

Have you wrote any new conspiracy theory kind of comedy lately? Because I remember used to be really big into writing like always are. Got you know, history history. Yeah, I've been writing a lot of that shit lately.

You're my favorite. Yeah, I'm writing more than shit. It's like comedy. My comedy comes with big waves of creativity.

Williams of inspiration is cligby. Okay. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, you got cut up.

Can you fool me? I'm coming up with some elbows. Web beastie. What's my take?

Short fuse on Jesse Ventura's new show. We already talked about that earlier, but I think people look for conspiracy. There's a lot of conspiracy that are real, but there's a lot of shit that people are just looking for conspiracies. A lot of questions about that.

Jesse Ventura show. You know why? Because I I believe a lot of weird shit. So people always come to me when it comes to conspiracy theories.

But what we were talking about earlier like Google operation Northwoods. Google operation Midnight Climax. Those are those are some conspiracies are fucking real real and proven. No, I can't keep up with these Twitter's.

You go Christopher. What do Christopher's problems do? Did not stop America. That's true.

You landed like the Bahamas, right? Yeah, but yeah, we are celebrate that dude. When it comes to Atlanta, I don't know. I think the laughs off I got from the comic club wasn't good.

So I might come to Atlanta do like a theater or something. I like comedy clubs. I like the idea behind them. I like supporting these local clubs, you know, that keep local comedians and business and stuff.

But sometimes sometimes I don't give you the best deal. It's Brock going to live. Yes, I believe Brock Lesnar is going to live. You going back to Columbus, Ohio?

I'm going back to Columbus, Ohio. We're trying to go back in March, but it didn't work out. I'm going to get my tattoos done. I got them a few years ago.

I'm going to do my right arm soon. Are you really? Yeah, I'm going to do Aaron Delavide over the guy who did this arm. Is he going to get up?

I'm going to do the new one. Yeah, so what do you think it's going to be? I'm going to do Sam Roberts is a tiger. One of those classic Sam Roberts is a tiger.

Johnny style tattoos. He's making background. Yes, circuit board. I think about adding something weird to it.

We're still talking about right now. He hasn't drawn everything yet. Damn, that's a lot of fun questions. They're only five minutes deep.

370 players, motherfucker. One of them coming to Indianapolis. I don't know. Never been.

Is it good? No. Don't lie to me. No.

I've been there. I went to Pittsburgh once. It smells like suicide. Didn't lie because...

Indiana is not bad. It's so boring. I like to come to places where it sucks and give people a good time. But Columbus making drive.

Not so many comic clubs in Atlanta anymore. They've got a lot of good comics that come out Atlanta. I just punchline Atlanta. A lot of good comics come out.

There's a new one. There's a new comic club. I just forget her data. It's really good in Atlanta.

Damn, I lost three people. I was up to 370. I hate it when I'm not getting any good questions here. There's questions.

Terrible. Killer whales. We were talking about killer whales. The other problem is a lot of these people are coming at the end of this and we've been broadcasting for how long now?

Is it still recording? I don't know. I wonder how long it came out. That's cool.

We've been back doing it for an hour or 40 minutes. Wow. That's cool. It records all of it though.

You could also get a premium channel. 40 minutes. You know what that means? I think you can get a premium channel and use drink.

Add stuff. When am I in Chicago? I do not have a gig in Chicago. Do you know Jitsu?

I don't have anything lined up. I'll be back there again. When am I planning to come back to Edmonton? I was just there a couple months ago.

The problem is I got to have new material for you guys. I like to come no more than once a year so that I have enough time to write a bunch of new shit. I don't want you seeing the same act every time I come. I want to have a bunch of new shit.

This is the worst feeling in the world when you're performing for people and you know they're like, oh, I've heard this before. You want them to, like some bits is cool. If you want to hear some bits, you know that you like classics and you want to hear them live. I totally understand that.

You know you want to see mostly new shit. I come to places. I try to come no more than once a year and ideally I like to come every year and a half. I like to make sure that you got plenty of new shit.

It's going to be rewrite the first CD. I need to put my first CD on DVD. Rewrite it. Rewrite all the jokes and master every single jokes.

I think it's better to leave it alone and just come up with new shit. Anything in Philly? I'll be back in Philly again too. I love that place helium.

It's the shit. That place is awesome. But if you go to JoeRogan.net, my website, there's my whole schedule up and I'll tell you exactly where I'm going to be. Chattanooga, Tennessee has a great comic club.

How dare you just fucking lie to me like that. How dare you dude. Tennessee's cool. What?

Tennessee. Oh, just a Memphis. We had a good time in Memphis. Memphis was fun.

You know what? I know. West Virginia. I hate West Virginia.

Virginia's awesome. You're going to Virginia. West Virginia for sex. Pittsburgh smells like crud by the funny bird right there.

We're not all poo. Did you know that there's a show called Campus PD and it's COPS only on college campuses? And it's just girls puking, naked, bar fights. It's on G4.

It's on every day I think. It's called Campus PD. It's COPS on campus. That doesn't seem like it should be fair.

First of all, if you're a college, you're going to want to be on that stupid show because you're dumb and you're going to want to be on TV. It's not fair for them to exploit you like that. They have this incredible access. They can push you on fucking television.

Like the Jersey Shore. Some of the people in the show are blurred out. In regular cops and the show. But most of the time they're not blurred.

It means they sign a release. What do they get? Do they get off? Do they get anything charges off?

What is the deal with that question? Do they get $500 credit towards bail? How bad are their crimes? Maybe attempted murder all the way.

You watch COPS. I think a lot of those guys will do it for money. It's $50 or $100. A lot more probably so fucking dumb.

They just want to be on TV. They got to watch the Stevens and Gollstone. Stevens and Gollstone are arrested. They pull him out of the ground.

The guy said he had a gun. He told him he had a gun. He said he had a gun. He said he had a gun.

I'm just trying to bark for car. Is that Stevens to go? That Stevens to go? You don't actually need to shake your hand.

This guy is going to jail. He's got a fucking gun in his car illegally. They pull him over and all he wants to do is shake his hand. He wants to shake his hand.