Welcome to No applause, just clap, just clap. Oh, wow, that's a great start, now, isn't it? So I say I am Deb, and this David Cross-looking gentleman with me is Doug. Hello.
So I actually, for an awkward podcast, had a thought, and it's a little trip down to Emoryland, if you will, about one of the first times that we ever hung out. We're outside on the patio at the wine bar after we'd all gotten done. And this was the same night that there was that Trump driving accident across the street. Is this one I say, the person from the flaming car?
No, that did happen that night, but that's not what this is about. And it's not about that regular stealing your cigarettes and then singing Asia, as you either. I remember him singing Asia. Oh, that's right.
This is about before that. When you were trying to convince all of us, although it might have just been you, you were very adamant that you were going to get a tattoo across your stomach that said, pro la apostrophe terrier. Do you remember this? I was like a proletariat.
No, I was like a proletariat, but it crossed my shoulders. I could just warn you, it might be like all gangster-style on your stomach. And you were very adamant that it would have an apostrophe in it. So it would be pro la terrier.
Why? I don't know. That was just what you decided at the time. However, no, I, yeah, but that's true.
I did want to get proletariat written across my shoulders as a nod to the working class. And, um, at the time, why? We still are very working class-bed. Yes.
That in particular time. Why would there be an apostrophe? I don't remember that at all. Yeah.
No, you were very adamant about it. And that was one of the first times that we ever hung out. And that was one of those times where I'm like, this is going to work out. This is going to be fun because you were nerding out about what brave new world was it?
I think it was breaking world. Was it? Yeah. Well, I've always been into, and I'm sure we'll talk about this later on, always been into dystopian literature.
Even though I'm not going to go see oblivion. Um, well, it's a tonkers. I can't do it. It's just one thing.
I was going to say also, I don't know if I find more than bring men wearing the steam pump goggles. Or two motorcycle glasses. I just imagine it was something that Batman turned down. What's going to say?
Because it just reminds me of the man with no eyes for him, cool hand Luke. And I'm like, ehh. See, I like to think that he, um, I totally had something. Now I've got it.
I was wearing those goggles while he narrated a happy feet. Not happy feet. March of the penguins. And he's like, I'm Morgan Freeman.
And Andy had to go through a pile of shit and you should have been wearing these goggles. That's all I got. I'm like, that's all I got. I'm like, I can think of the gag and family guy with the Monopling Man's in jail getting beaten up by the brothers.
Sisters. Sisters. No, I wish I could tell you the sisters left him. I wish I could tell you the sisters left him alone.
I wish I could tell you that. I think they've done that gag like a nine times on that. I don't know. Or am I thinking of, I'm thinking of, um, the robot chicken but I can't remember who's getting beaten up.
Well, just the idea of the Monopling Man in jail is pretty funny. Cause I don't think the Monopling Man looked very well. Although he probably got a white collar jail, wouldn't he? It'd be like, yeah, he'd been like, when he made off.
Yeah. The Monopling guy ever have a name? I think it's just the Monopling guy. I always thought it was Mr.
Money Bags but I think that was the guy that adopted Andy, right? Well that was Daddy Warbox. Daddy Warbox is the one who adopted Andy. Yeah, really, Andy or something.
Oh, not okay. What if you musical? Yeah, why not? So I'm guessing that your budget on this would probably be pretty high.
It's a hard cock life. Wow. Wow. You know, we got a David Nadev adventure.
Who's the one that's doing, um, do Zack Snyder, the second punch style? Like when the girl was in the, uh, or not orphanage, the, um, was it the sanitarium spoiler? Something like that. I always thought that sucker punch would be one of those movies.
The second one would be one of those movies that we should once again just do Mystery Science Theater 3000 style where we just turn off the sound and then narrate it ourselves because visually it's fantastic. Sorry. I wasn't impressed across the board on sucker punch. Well, what did you think was some part about the visual?
It was like, it was, now, now see, Slyther didn't in a good way where every half hour decided it was going to be a different kind of movie. Um, every half hour it was going to be a comedy or a science fiction or just Michael Rooker at living being insane for 20 minutes. Fair enough. Um, but sucker punch was so frenetic that it's a phrenic that I just, I could not.
You're trying to tell me that it's like basically watching something that has been written by six-year-old. And then that happens, but then that happens, but now we have a gun, but now they're fighting ninjas. And now it's like giant samurai, I'm going, I can't do this. Like, and I, the sex nighter, I'm lukewarm on a lot of stuff, he's done.
I mean, I, I think if I went back and re-watched Watchmen right now, here's the thing about Watchmen. First time you watch it, it's awesome. You gotta be careful where Alan Morrable is named on this one, guys. Like I said, the first time you watch it, it's awesome.
And then you watch the director's cut and you're like, man, it's so long. And then you go back and read the graphic novel again, and then you watch the first time again, and you're like, this isn't bullshit. He, I mean, he's right. It's a comic that could not have been made in a movie, just based on the, what was the name of the issue?
Was it the fearful symmetry I want to say? Was the, the war-shacking arrested issue where the first page and last page of your image is of each other panel-wise and so forth. So, until you get into the, it wasn't, it wasn't a double splash. I know that for a fact.
I think it was like, I feel like it was really well acted, but still. I like that, what's his name gets work now? James, Jackie Earl? Is it that his name?
Internal Jones? That's not James Earl Jones. He was the veteran. He was the veteran on the internet.
We guess that's not James Earl Jones. Jackie Earl, is it just Jackie Earl? I think I had like three names, like a trail killer. He probably does one.
He probably does one. He looks like a trail killer. He did so well with torture. In which one?
Oh, he couldn't have, there was no one. He did so well with torture. Give me my face. That's okay.
It's so well as war-shocked, but yeah, it was just, it's one of those things that- It was well cast. There was not anyone in there that I didn't like. I know it was- Everybody wants to see my own in the lace act, so it's better. No, once we've talked about this before and not in the podcast, I thought that sexing was great too.
I like the subtlety of Alan Moore's and Dave Giddens. I like that sexing pisses off for two different reasons. I was pissed because I don't think she'd do it to make a little tower luya. No, that is not a doing it song.
That's a sick-bye-yourself drink whiskey. Crikey, think about cutting yourself down. No, I can slow-fucked it, Chick-Tow. I can slow-fucked it, Chick-Tow.
I can slow-fucked it. I can slow-fucked a girl. There's no chocolate in the box. That one.
Okay, that's called Golden Your Mind. But it's not that you couldn't do it. It's that you shouldn't do it's like no one should have sex to level fair as a part by joint-evision. It's not that you can't do it.
It's that you shouldn't. I don't know why did I say that quietly. I'm proud of that. I don't like joint-evision.
You're not allowed to have your opinions. I always appreciated when I would play Dead Souls, the Nightingale's Dead Soul cover. And I know. And I would go, you know, it's so nice that fans like joint-evision will take time out of their busy days to cover an inch-nail song.
Much to our co-worker Hayes's chagrin. Even as one of the reasons I wanted so much of that music in the movie is because that's what he was listening to when he was writing comics. Alan Moore, or Rion's Exena? It's an au bér.
Oh, we're on the crow. Yes. He was an adroit-evision. Great deal.
Really? Oh, that was sarcastic. No, punch me. Listen to that.
She didn't punch me. But I slitched regardless. I was thinking about grabbing the tiger bomb on the table. It's a fur-fist pack, but I kept it to myself.
Okay. Thank you for having the matches and lighting me on fire. I can't score some marks on my sight. This is for me decision.
Not a human decision. I'd love to see yet another point. I'd like to see. I guess they just, I don't know.
I'm sorry. Oh, that would be like furniture magical comes to life. It gets fucked on. Are you trying to tell me you've just created the porno version of Deathbed?
Yes! Love Seat, that loves people. I was going to say that Seat is that fox, but okay. Well, then we'd have to call it Fux Seat.
I though that the Deathbed tag was Deathbed that eats people. Yes, so we'd have to have Fux Seat that bucks people. It eats, I've never mind. What?
Sorry, Twerkdoor is eyeball and something. Tragdoor is Deb's giant cat. Who's an asshole. It's all cats are.
Yes, but I should have known better when I named him Tragdoor. That's my own fault, that one's on me. That was on me. That was on me.
Let's see. You just watch it on that mic. Can we not like water bottle streak? I'm looking across and I was looking at your books and there was one that I popped out where I was like really?
You've got to copy that and I've lost it. Well Twilight's in there. That's for another show. No it wasn't.
It wasn't vampires for idiots. No one's actually pretty funny. I've also got physics of the Buffy person. There's some place in the philosophy of Twilight.
But that's because I read on bias. So almost anything you could just me I'll read. You'll also notice my preoccupation with vampires poking for my books. It's a copy of the game.
It's a prize there. I've focused on it. I lost it. Oh, so they're looking in class words.
Did you ever read the comic for that? No, I never read the comic. However, the drawings and the books are fantastic. So the comic was probably visually interesting.
It was Benton. Really? Yeah. What's going to say it's called like M?
This wasn't the hatter of the guy? Yeah. Well, my problem with those books and it's the problem I had with the graveyard book too is that they're written for young adults. So it's a very good game.
So it's a much more simplified plot. I wouldn't necessarily say lighter because they're kind of dark and clean. But I just wanted them to be more fucked up and interesting and detailed. It's like it's a good story, but I want there to be another layer.
Okay. They're young books. That's not what they're written. I've only read a half of what we're talking about.
So, and I vaguely remember a graveyard. Okay. Have you ever read a book that had a really great idea that the author just wasn't up to kind of mining it to its full potential? Yes.
Because there's a series that I read which I'm not going to mention now because I don't have to explain it. The author had a great idea and the whole story was laid out well. But her descriptive skills just weren't up to what she was trying to say. We're talking about 50 Shades of Grey.
We are not talking about 50 Shades of Grey. We're talking about a series of books called the Fever series. And I can't think of the author right now. See how I managed to pull that out.
What, then I read 50 Shades of Grey? No. That you said you weren't going to mention the series you were talking about then did. Well, it's just because I didn't want to have to explain this.
But it's like she was trying to describe something. I knew exactly what she was trying to describe, but she didn't do a good job of it. Was it like the syntax of like the Bulgarian immigrant? It's not the syntax.
If she was trying to describe the feeling of loss and being numb and not being able to break out of that shell. And it's just like, do you need a better editor or should you just not try and do this? Let's see. Hold on.
What is that? That's just the test recording. That's 465. No, that was the one on me.
Yeah, that's my thing. You can check your thing. I'll make you discuss it. Did you check your thing?
I don't have to check it. I'm currently aware. I don't know why. I'm talking about your phone.
No, no, no, no, no. I want to see. I marked down the time so I can see. I'll be doing.
No, so I can see if I can hear it. Okay. I'm marking down things that I do at certain times so that I can go. Oh, did we hear me do that?
Yeah, like I said, it's one of those things where I wanted it to be better than it was. And so maybe I was just expecting too much from them. It's just, okay. They have been spoiled for mediocre writers.
How about that? There are so many of them. It's weird because I was thinking of a book that I was like, I need to go back and reread until the electric church. Sounds interesting.
It's very, it's kind of a, I mean, I got through it. It's not like I got through it. It was terrible, but it was kind of a hacky, hacky snow crash. See, that would take a long time ago.
Which itself is a very academic, very academic, neuro-mancer. I agree. Like I said, I love snow crash though. I think it's very well-wanced and written.
There are some parts of it that are a little bit weighty. Oh my God. I think the book that combines Sumerian culture and memetic theory, which I love memetic theory. If you've never read, you've read the invisible time here?
Yes. The part where they're, it's, what's the name of the trade? I think it's coming to none. Where boy steals the hand of, is it the hand of fate?
It's kind of the monkey's paw of the whole book. And she steals it for what could be the bad guys. And what is it? And that cell, the main cell of the invisible breaks into whatever to steal it back.
And they start talking about the extra six letters of the alphabet. You remember that? And they're like, oh, this is the word for the human brain for the off switch. And they all fall asleep.
And I was like, fuck the da-dah-zing! And then, um, it's an art to reference. Amazing! And, um...
It's like Auschwitz in there. Yeah, Auschwitz. Yeah, Auschwitz. What is this?
I just watched one of the episodes, it's the first episode of the fourth season where he thinks he's Bob. And he goes on the spot weekend. And he goes, they can't, they don't make a margarita properly. And he's like, what is this?
Auschwitz? Oh, I'm sorry. You know, he goes, oh, I'm sorry if you're Jewish. Not Jewish.
Okay, well still. Oh my God. Is that the movie priest? That's not the movie.
It's the books. The comic. Oh my mangas. Okay, the movie was shite.
The evil carol urban was in it. The carol urban. The carol urban. The carol urban.
However, the 3D on that was actually pretty pieces. I've only seen, I've only seen two things in three, three and a half things in 3D. That's what happened. Uh, one is the Muppets experience in, in, in Disney World, Florida, which is 4D.
And it's 3D, but there's also things going on in the theater, like Bubbles coming down from the... I always kind of wanted to do an Ask a Holy Thing where you had it before D, but the only 4D thing would be like dumping buckets of water on the audience. Yeah, it's more audience fun to just have bubbles instead of water. But yes.
Oh, it's more men because of the heat. Okay. Well, everything's in 4D for the mentions time. Hey, Clavittiers, Doug here.
The other movies that I saw on 3D were Captain EO and The Avengers. Um, it's, it's, it's, drinking game for The Avengers is take a shot over time. They say test rack. Also works in Captain America.
Um, I'm gonna get, we'll talk about how excited I'm for Captain America in a second. Um, the, uh, the, uh, the Winter Soldier Loop. Um, uh, which I take personal offense to what I just said to myself because I love the Winter Soldier. And, um, uh, no, works for Captain.
What were we on before? We're talking about the Invisibles and we're talking about Snobrafts and, um, We're gonna say, and, uh, we're talking about Snobrafts and how I really love it. And you're like, it's, it's, oh, so the, yeah, the Electric Church. Um, speaking of mediocrity, mediocre writing.
Um, but I actually, I only bought it because this comic artist, Jay Lee, did the cover to it. I just, it's art popped out and I think it's got to be in the humans with Paul Jenkins. Um, and, um, no, it's just, it's, it's very like bad guy using like a church, like, which was I think the bad guy in Snow Crash hadn't read it in years. But I think he was kind of using like immigrants and like a church as, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And this guy was like trying to like use like hard wire people into brain being brainwashed and, uh, it was kind of a reluctant, um, reluctant protagonist that was kind of a, kind of a down and out like detective, you know, down up shit magnet like, um, uh, some work, a little bit. A little bit. I was gonna say even, um, uh, Blade Runner. Yeah.
A little, you know, Bill K. Dick type of character. I was actually sitting in conversation with someone last night about how they want to read Mark for locate Dick because I saw a documentary on him. And I realized I only have one book of his in my collection and it's not the android stream electric.
It's, um, crap. Sorry. You're gonna have to yell. So I've flown my tears with policemen instead.
One of those those are no works. Yeah. Um, I don't remember, I've been bought to android stream electric. So you at least six times and I've lent it to somebody and it never comes back.
You know, I only like movie adaptations with him with a Vennel Flakina. I have an example. Hey, Jack. Fair enough.
Or Tom Cruise. I was making a joke that I only like adaptations with Vennel Flakina for Tom Cruise. It's okay, Mr. Dry guy.
It's, I'm sorry. Um, no, Blade Runner, uh, what's one's kind of really good? Uh, the one that Richard Lickbatter. Shit.
Shit. That was, was that Dick? I don't think so. Yeah.
No, I think it was. Oh, that was a hit joke. No, I know. Oh God, I love Johnny D'Amonic.
If just, just or, and I... It's one of those roles that Keanu Reeves can have, you know, play. No. No.
No. No. No. And one of those, if I said I only liked it for you, you're gonna think of one of two actors.
I love that moment where you pop. Hey, I should've said Bad Boys Two when you said Henry Rollins. Who's in Bad Boys Five in the Mary beginning? He plays one of the police officers and then going to Plus.
Is there a crossover with the chase? No, I'm sorry. I'm a street prophet. He does talk about auditioning for Michael Bay, which is pretty entertaining.
Oh, that was, I must find. No, no, you need to listen. I like to listen to Henry Rollins while I work. Why, because he keeps me more calm and less likely to scream at my coworkers.
Um, he would take stupid pills. That was just yesterday. Um, you can't tell me that you've never had that day where you just wake up angry and go to work angry. Cause I had that day...
Oh, Landey is it ended, why? Like I said, cause I had that day yesterday. I just woke up angry and went to work and had a crappy shift. Thank God that my coworker that I work with the most is just the most mellow guy ever.
He really is the other half of my brain. Like he and I don't actually have to talk when we work together anymore. Or else I probably would have just dissolved into a screaming mass. I got quiet angry.
That's how bad it was. It was a fun angry. Quiet angry. But anyways, it's not important.
However, why is it important? Why is it every time I say I'm doing something at work, you assume it's a euphemism? Guys, I think because of that one time you said I need a two hand job. I went, a two hand job.
And then everything you've said since then is just like, I need to prep the sour crout. And I'm like, well that sounds like something. You're putting something in someone's blood. Because I think the last two words I need to prep the sour crout or I need to prep the red cabbage.
That... Yeah. That could sound like you're about to start your... No, there was no problem in the fun house.
Oh my God. No, my friend Gretchen posted down on Facebook and I went, well thanks for ruining fun houses for me for the rest of my life. It's my turn in one of the European countries. I think it's Sweden.
I think it's Sweden. It's somewhere they don't have good food. And... The bookish.
Blanned cheese. Huh. I don't know. I was going to say I was reading the Girl of the Dragon Tattoo series recently.
And it was going to say, maybe realize, hey, how much I don't know about Sweden's. Okay, not... Okay, don't take that book as Swedish culture. No, no, no, but it's some of the cultural signposts in there.
Like when they're talking about how the government works, I'm like, I have no idea how their politics work. Or when she's talking about... Really democratic. They have a...
It's a little bit more complicated than that. One of my co-workers is half-seweaters, so she actually explained it to me. Which was good. But it's like I also didn't know the exchange rate, which is just dumb.
And she keeps talking about eating a product called Billy's Pan pizzas. And I'm like, what the hell are those? I wonder what those taste like. You know what I mean?
Yeah, but what are Billy's Pan pizzas? Yeah, well I looked him up. I found pictures, but I couldn't find anything talking about it. Like I said, I just wanted to know what this...
And it was written in the book like it's one of those obvious things. Like she was eating some Dijournos. Or she had, you know, what's going to say? She put some Totinos in the freezer.
And it was like... Is that a thing? What? No, it's a real product.
No, I know that I think you. I know it's a real product. I've had pizza bagels. I know you do.
I really don't. But it's more like the weird things that touch you and are like, is that a thing? Well that's what I'm saying. It's like Totino's like a big thing in Sweden.
Like I said, Billy Pan pizzas. And I'm like, is that something that people just don't know? I don't know. Like I said, it just made me really happy.
Like that has to describe what kind of pizzas? I don't understand what you're... It's one of those things that's like, it's very specific. And it's like, what's he doing it specific for a reason?
Is he supposed to tell me something about the character? And because I don't know enough about Swedish culture, I have no fucking idea. I feel like he was trying to get something across with that. Because it was so specific.
And then someone raped the pizza. They'll rape the pizza. You're right, everything just comes down to rape, isn't it? Yep.
Everything comes down to rape. Okay, you know what, just because I was talking about girl with dragon tattoo, third season of Veronica Mars, I made you look at the bro rape video. I think that was... Okay, I just want to be clear for the listeners.
Rape is not contained simply in the third season of Veronica Mars. It is an ongoing thing in all three seasons. However... And it's either date rape.
Well, it's all date rape, I guess, right? I mean, no, well... Well, I just told them all about it. No, yeah, because the flash rape is, as I'm going to call it, I guess Kyle Galner is in it.
Well, that's no, I was going to say that's all... Is that... I'm struck an alcohol related too, so I would technically call that. Or did just be raped because he wasn't dunking.
Is the question is, I suppose it's the definition of date rape. And I had the definition of date rape as when you're drugged. Or you've had too much alcohol. See, I would classify date rape as a first date.
So I was waiting for you to stop talking to so I could get that joke out. First date? Yeah, I'm implying that every date for me is date rape. Not that I'm being raped, but that I'm raping.
Really? No, that's... Yeah, no, no. Oh, I'm having this empathy pat and...
You're being shame. Awkward silence. Awkward silence. Not editing that out.
Shock value just worked against me, people. Oh, well. I was going to say big battle. Pick your rape words carefully, is what I'm saying.
I think... Like I said, one of those, like, unbreeding books that have been translated, I feel like I'm not getting the whole story. Because there's the cultural nuance that I've got. Unless you watch the actors cut of watchmen.
Because I feel like I'm missing out on things that people just know from growing up in a place, or from being in a country, or from spending enough time there. I think the Tino's is universal. I doubt there's Tino's in Europe, because it is not a great product. Are we going to have an argument now, and I'll have another token of the Europe?
Well, I don't know the internet, so you have to argue about it, because I can't say one way or the other. One of the ways is that Ramen in Europe. Because he wants to write a character and he describes them as eating a lot of Ramen, and people know that they're either very, very financially poor, or that they can't cook anything at all. So, I mean, is this Billy Pan Peaches the Swedish equivalent of Ramen?
I don't know. Does it signify a lack of being able to take care of yourself, or basic knowledge that your parents should have been ported to you? I don't know. Well...
I'm curious. I don't know if you've ever heard of him, since he died, we're never going to know. But it was an heart attack at the end of the third book out? I don't know exactly precisely.
I do know that he was with this woman for like ten years, and the family completely parked her over, so she didn't get anything. So, she's holding back, supposedly, a bunch of the stuff that he wasn't going to write, but hadn't written about Lizbeth's series. Because she has a twin sister named Camilla that was going to say, and I'm betting going to do something with that. That was Raby.
I hope not. Yeah. All I know is that a lot of people want to go see that movie, and I first joined, and I knew what was in the book. And a lot of my friends were like, oh yeah, it's like a general murder mystery.
I'm like, oh, she's fucking... Yeah, she's a spunky hacker, and it's going to be like Angelina Jolie and hackers. Woo-hoo! And she's going to, you know...
And I love that it was a Christmas release, too. Why would you do that? That was a Christmas release. I know, it's like, yeah, it's completely synonymous with Jerry Maguire.
Stop you, and you had me at rape. No, because I knew about the book, too. Which one, because you associate that for laughter, people going to see that. I associate that with getting pissed off.
The H&M Girl at the Dragon Tattoo clothing line sold out before I could get a jacket, and I was pissed. Would you really want to part of that level of consumer... Yes, it was really fantastic. Of that level of consumer...
Borsch, yes, I would, because the jacket was fantastic. I wanted it so much. Did I have a dragon on the back? It did not.
It was a distressed, on-birgin leather jacket, and I wanted it really really bad. What was the joke I had with Dragon Tattoo with you? I don't remember. It was really bad.
It was so bad. I told my mom, you hated it. I thought it was fantastic. I'm sure it'll come back to you later.
Yeah. It's a dragon with the... Oh, what was it? It'll come back to you later.
I'm still drinking. And you just need to get another drink and you don't have to remember the book. Yes, it's the... I've been telling you were first to those, it's remember-ies.
Remember-ies? Yeah, remember-ies. Fantastic. Yeah, I was going to say, Tanya's Arlinga coin that grace.
It's something that you can only remember when you're drinking. There was an episode of Archer about that. In terms of Enb, I'll give you a full rampage. Oh, how's the day two with the rampage going?
Well, as you can see... Oh, you know what? I wish I would have kept that extra that was him filming Gator 2. With Matchbox Stars as a card chain.
Oh. Oh, we got it. Why do you watch a lot of Tim Burton movies lately? Why?
Well, wait. Oh, Tim Burton or... I should say good Tim Burton or Bad Tim Burton. Because I'm always pissed off whenever I see the end of any one of his things.
It's like there's movies that I just need to watch half of and stop. How do you- The end of people's juice makes me so best. When they're all dancing? When she comes back in and she's not all goppy and alternative anymore and she has the chitting grin on her face.
You know, she's shopping with all those clothes. I'd like to hope so. She was in Star Trek! Why are you screaming at me when she was in Star Trek?
Because I'm watching it and I'm like, I'll bet you she fucking shop with that scarf she's wearing over her head. From some kind of like fucking, I don't know, bulking Walgreens or something. You just have to wonder why when you have that much money would you steal things. For the rush!
Can't you just drink like everyone else or possibly have a small drunk habit? Well that doesn't work for the adrenaline. Fine. Fine.
I mean, I'm not saying I'm not going to cycle analyze when I'm a writer because why. Well we also just don't know her well enough. I don't ever want to know. I mean, I guess I'd say Blacy when she sneezes.
That's about all I, you know, if I ever came across her. Is that her? That was her right? Was it?
Was it singles? Was it singles? I'm sure she was, but I don't watch singles since so long. No, she wasn't in singles.
She wasn't in singles. She was in um, what are these? Reality Bites. Reality Bites.
Yeah, Reality Bites wasn't the one where Ben Stiller never said bless you when she sneezes and then in our, in the end, no one says bless you in the elevator and that's their meat cute. No, that's not Reality Bites because that was the one with um, in the hawk. No, it was Ethan. No, yeah, it was Ethan Hawk and um.
It doesn't matter. And I had um, Steve's on and Jane Garofolo. I think that was real. Which one I have for real, Jane.
Or not was it for real, Jane Garofolo? It was sound guard. I was going to say I hope it wasn't for real down. Something weirdly rapey about any better spatial expressions every once in a while.
They've mapped you too. I did map. See, once I got back to rape. Um, did Mathews just say, well, you know, call him.
Um, they've Matthew's, I don't know, you'd imagine that he couldn't get it up based on the drinking. He did Matthew so much. Unless you have like a fiddle player in the background. I hate to take Matthew so much.
And it's like, it's not that I hate him as a person. His music has been sand peepered into me so hard. Christian took you. It's like a burning red equation that people like to rub.
Salted. Now we're going to, we're going to Pimp a podcast real quick. But um, so you were, I know that I think we agreed with John Ray from the Nerdist on several in general but obviously you agree with him on Dave Matthews. I agree with him on fun.
I fucking hate that band. Oh, you don't find familiar with fun. Oh, if I heard it when I know it? Yeah, they're all over the goddamn place.
Well, I don't see the radio though. They're, you don't watch TV, they're all over commercials. Yeah, no, I don't know. But they were, they were on the Grammys and it was funny because like two songs got performed at the Grammys and I immediately went, I fucking hate that song and then it won a Grammy.
And I was like, okay, so. I was gonna say normally the music at work is either the Mexican radio station in the back or the new wave station. I really wish you would accept the Mexican radio. Um, It's gonna be radio.
That's starting to go that way. Um, stuck in my head like a wall of voodoo song. Oh, which one? Um, No, what was something stuck in my head?
Oh, which one? Um, It's one door, not it off. Got it. It's fine.
I'm falling a lot of seeing. You're fine. Not a euphemism. Um, No, my cat's just a dick.
This is the same cat that takes perverse joy in knocking over my expensive perfumes and rolling around in it. He knocked over a $50 bottle of Mission L. That's not a bitch. At this point, there's an awkward sense because I don't know anything about sense.
Um, that is not sex. Jaguar. Um, sex, Panther. That's the only- Sorry, who makes sex, Panther?
I don't know, but it has bits of real Panther in it. Oh, god, that's horrible. Does it work? Uh, are you setting me up or do you not know what I'm- Okay.
For those of you who can't see us, uh, all of you. Um, so that was looking at me really earnestly like she has no idea what I'm talking about and I'm like, we're literally going- I'm sorry. Is this a- Is this a- Is this a- Is this a bit or do I- I was eating your vial- You know, or do you lose a nerd card? Um, no, I was dating you.
I'm sorry. But you gain- She gains her nerd card back if- It's such a Panther. I thought they should have my stick. 80%.
It smells like big foot stick. Um, I think one of the- one of the people in there is Judd Apatow. I think so. Um, because I believe he did actually.
I think it can be out in there somewhere. Um, but uh- Did I get that creepy innocent earnest look again? I don't want to say it at all. No, no, it wasn't the- the- the- the- yeah.
Um, no, I was going to ask, um, I like how I'm acting like we have an audience. Um, I want to know if- We have an audience of cats and that's just sad. Oh, what is it? Oh, okay.
Hold on, remind me about audience of cats in a second. Um, no, let me get through this because that's gonna be- that's gonna be shorter. Um, listen to Eugene Berman, he does the thing where he has the crowd right, um, questions before on no cards. And then he answers in the middle of his show, um, of his comedy- one of his comedy specials.
And one of his- how many cats- Excuse me, it hurts. You're fine. How many cats, um, can you have without like- without going over the tip- tip balance or tipping point of like being crazy? The answer is two.
No, no, no. The- the answer is one for every person in the household plus one. Okay, hold on. That's another girl dies on- on D&D and I to do the math.
Um, unfortunately I am over that limit. So hold on, every person in the house plus one so- oh, so two holds up. Yeah, unfortunately I- In this- In this certain- In this certain- In this certain- Despite the fact that you have not seen them, there are two other cats here. Well, I don't think you- Wait, so I told her- three?
There are three cats here. I don't think you've seen Princess Sasha roaming off last hour of Russia at my long hair. She's the one that escaped? She- She was the one that escaped Rasputin.
Yes. Okay. Well, that's uh, that's uh- Yeah, Sasha. That's a historical question, uh, solved there.
Yeah, I was gonna say, Sasha. We found out on stage after she's one of your cats. Um- Well, actually it's some- I was gonna say um, It's gonna say his name's Sasha, but that- that- there's like- he's such a Princessy little cat. I'm like, you can't be a boy.
You're not an Alexander. So, yeah. Is it a gay cat? No.
Oh. It's just a long hair that's really, really Princessy. Oh. There's an episode of the only episode- Honey Boo Boo I've ever seen was- Hi, wait.