#1 - Last Month's Weird News (A Cocaine Cat, An Evil Vampire Intern, The Bay Harbor Butt Sniffer, & 96 Wet Sponge Face Slaps)

Fear not! For the joy that is the That's Not In A Textbook podcast is finally here! Today you shall learn about a Cocaine Cat, an Evil Vampire Intern, the Bay Harbor Butt Sniffer, and 96 Wet Sponge Face Slaps. In this episode we are joined by my friends Kaden and Alex; taste the visceral crunchiness and tangible surround sound of their microphones.   Cocaine Cat Source - https://funnytimes.com/news-of-the-weird-july-august-2025/   Evil Vampire Intern  Source - https://shepherdexpress.com/puzzles/news-of-the-weird/news-of-the-weird-week-of-august-7-2025/   The Bay Harbor Butt Sniffer Source - https://shepherdexpress.com/puzzles/news-of-the-weird/news-of-the-weird-week-of-august-7-2025/   96 Wet Sponge Face Slaps Source - https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/28/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-wet-sponges/5821756400678/