1 Nephi 04 We've Got a Headless Laban

Smith learns what a hangover feels like and may regain his testimony of the Word of Wisdom. Are ambulances the only vehicles that can have a backwards font on their bonnets? Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. The guys explain the timeline of the Old and New Testaments of the Bible, which are separated by the birth of one Elvis Aaron Presley. Smith had a goth friend in elementary school who may have given him real blood for a Halloween costume. The guys tease more info to come about temples and review some of the requirements to actually go inside. To Joe’s utter delight, Smith drops a little Regan in verse 3. The guys try to get to the bottom of whether or not Laban’s murder is a good idea- they’re leaning toward no if it’s for scripture, but yes if it’s for Hollywood. Smith recalls a pretty effective missionary door approach from his mission days. Zoram is super into talking about the elders of the Jews as evidenced by verses 22 and 27. Remember who you are and what you stand for.  Mormon Rap- https://youtu.be/4TeV8yp8ALM Brother Jake’s YouTube channel- https://www.youtube.com/c/BrotherJake Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal with permission from the artist.  The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Email us at [email protected]