10. Macy - "Some degree of not straight (a memoir)"

Here’s today’s steak recipe:-Brigham Young University Idaho, sweetened and condensed, 8 oz can (Formerly Rick’s College, BYU- I, often called BYU- I Do due to the high rate of marriages found in BYU schools, BYU- I is the stricter younger brother of BYU. It’s also the Lord’s 5th favorite school.)-1 freshly picked Temple Sealing (Sealings are a marriage that takes place in the temple. Unlike traditional marriage, a sealing binds a couple for all eternity instead of until death.)-A pocket full of Temple worthiness (In order to enter a temple, a person must speak with the bishop in a temple worthiness interview to make sure they’re, well, worthy to participate in temple ceremonies.)-1 ripened Menace to society (A famous Mormon legend states that Brigham Young once addressed a congregation saying that any young man over the age of 25 [or 24 or 27 depending on who you ask] who is not married is a menace to society. The story is apocryphal but still really fun to bring up when you’re still in the closet and unmarried.)Combine ingredients in a black bag and shake vigorously for 30 seconds (this both marinates and tenderizes the meat). Grill. Pair with the turning of the seasons.Podcast art provided by Briton Groesbeck.Music provided by Pink Pocket Squares (Dave Supplee & Mika McIntosh)