100. D*ck Measuring Contest

Hey, Dishers! ITS OUR 100th EPISODE!!! Hold on to your hats because it was a wild week in Salem and Ariet and Toni are here to recap and review it all. An amnesia stricken Abe was kidnapped when Nurse Whitley pretended to be his wife and spirited him out of the hospital, Ej and Stefan vied for Megan and Kristen's votes but the women had plans of their own, both Sarah and Nicole found their pregnancies exposed as Bonnie busted Sarah and Sloan spilled the beans to Eric, Colin escaped custody as Leo feared Colin might be a threat to his safety, Harris moved to Salem and the results of Nicole's paternity test came in and Eric, Ej and Nicole all anxiously awaited the results. We're talking all this and more so tune in and turn us up!