100 - Dumb Pilot (with Michael Hale)

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It's a big week, it's a big episode, it's a big number. Episode 100, an episode that for once does not have an analogous player number because there's never been a player to wear episode 100. That's not true. I don't think I'm pretty sure there is a guy in three-digit number on the back of a jersey I think there was a person who did it once I feel like I read about it that there was a guy that wore a hundred like early on And then the leagues were like no this isn't we're not allowing this because I remember like even over the course of this past weekend This Canada was celebrating its 150th seeing people wearing like Canada 150 baseball jerseys Yeah, what this is not right?

But Justin Morris that with you once again and as always with me is step in heck John Cohen and I agree that It's not right to wear a Canada 150 baseball jersey how much of a loser are you I saw a lot of Canada baseball jerseys on yeah, like I get like we're in Canada stuff obviously I'm down with and like Like why so obviously a baseball jersey makes more sense than a hockey jersey NFL line judge line judge Tom Simonette Number 100 well then it's an episode that promises to be a line judge Consistent line judge an episode that will always stay in the line. Yes But yeah, I feel like I just like to get into the 150 part of it is like who cares, you know Like that's the thing that gets me like I get celebrating Canada today Even though there's obviously some issues about as well But like I get celebrating about like 150 like who cares like I can remember when I was like seven and Canada 125 was also Like a big thing. It's like who gives a shit like it just like a big number It's a round excuse for the government to throw a big part of it So because like it not everyone's gonna be around for like 100 200 three. Yeah, yeah I get it I just also I just don't understand people who are like I mean oh I gotta get a Canada 150 based for like for the elderly people in your Life John it's for them because they're not gonna be here to see 20 26 or 200 but 2026 will be 250 for the 200 you probably would be well unless none of us are here.

I guess I mean I'd be I'll be Phil Kessel So 200 is 51 you don't think you're gonna live to be 81. I mean who knows John's going to be killed by a fan Super 40 super boss. I would be 78. Yeah, that's definitely when people get obsessed enough with people when they're like 40 So there's no way I'm living to 78 like I'm sorry There's just no well I assume John that you'll have done your like late in-life comedian shift.

Oh right like ultra conservatism You'll be like the Dennis Miller of 50 years. I'll be like that's the 15 years from there I'll be the new Kurt Schilling and whoever the new Chris James is will be calling into my radio. My son. Yes, exactly exactly But we are keeping some Twitter hack will be calling me on the on the phone eight all tech We're keeping some some traditions alive here.

We are just like back on episode one recording in a kitchen I feel like this is an important thing. That's true. No dog wandering around. No dog It's a much nicer much nicer as much as I love the old East man house there true Right now, so none of us are able to like yeah, I'm very uncomfortable.

It's very uncomfortable. They're all looking at my computer I'm gonna start looking at weird shit. They don't look at the Computer so this is a very strange. Yeah, give me a childhood cartoon.

You love no because you're gonna rule We've done dark wing back already. We have we definitely have that was the anal beads dark wing back. Stop it get out of here I don't want this right now Let's go. Okay, Stefan you and I were talking about this a couple weeks ago in the Facebook group old like power Rangers knockoffs This is a Russian website a VR trooper.

Yeah, and big bad beetle borgs I thought of a no-worzus grip, but it wasn't be all works the same It's all it's also been all of them. Yeah, it's all a push to try and sell right similar looking toys Yeah, but I thought of a really good one right so they combined jab footage from a Japanese series Yeah, that's a power engine did exactly I thought of a really good one since we were same company I'm saving it in which you might also remember do you recall mystic nights of Tierna Nog? I do remember that name. I never watched it But I definitely remember Tierna Nogas it was like a power Rangers thing where they were like Irish America Yeah, I actually remember to your no-oh I like Celtic cyber warriors I would have remembered that yeah, cuz I would have been watching I would have been like nine when this came out So I would have been watching my little brother That one so it's oh my god great network X-men cartoon spider-man cartoon Actually, I just remember remembering now that we're already into the episode and we've made a different plan for it That would have been funny to do every segment we've ever done Who cares you know the accent is a Whitney Houston song.

I did not know that I like this is it cool? Here we go, okay, so listen to this You gotta hear by itself, but it sounds like the X-men song. Oh my god for sure 100% Okay, anyway, that's crazy. Yeah, well just a bunch of virgins talking X-men well I'm talking with you, too.

Well, that's you both surprise him. Oh, what are you saying? I can't remember what I was saying something about Fox Kids Possibly this is just going great. Oh, this is wonderful.

Oh my god You were rule 34 in me the whole time was I was here. We go. Okay. Anyway, you are a trickster.

I'm low-key Yeah, I mean low-key thick out of here. You're not low-key thick except for your head. That's high-key thick Oh, I remember these guys from Beast Wars. Oh my god.

That's that's soft core. That's soft. You're fine with that You can do fine with it. It's still it's still cartoon porn.

You can just see the shape of the boob. I get it But it's still cartoon porn. No matter what. This is not porn.

Okay. No matter how you say you can do this with your action figures Okay, but I'm saying no I do this in like an engagement photo shoot. These are uncomfortable How is it uncomfortable? That would be a weird-ass engagement photo shoot for your dress like a Beast Wars character.

That's true What is that? Oh, I see it's the lost one remember she was the hottest at no, this is this isn't even a segment I know I'm just just right so you guys stop looking at my computer. I don't care about your computer. I'm trying to look at you guys I'm trying to make eye contact.

Okay. Well anyway, which seems like a big mistake. Stefan hates making eye contact Yeah, obviously that's why he's moving to Los Angeles. Yeah, I don't have to make eye contact with anyone Yeah, that's perfect.

And there's a lot of questions asking you about like when you're gonna be mugged. Yeah, I live there for five months It's fine. Yeah, but you're a big guy. Yeah, I'm me people were like scared of me down there Well, I'm not saying that but no, no, but I mean look at me I'm just I'm just a little shithead.

Yeah, you look like you couldn't even lift your wallet so I can I can do pull-ups I would assume if I saw you walking down the street that probably doesn't even walled on him It's too heavy he left it at home. I don't think I would ever think that about a grown man. Wow look at this guy fucking Probably can't even carry his own wallet pretty heavy probably too heavy for him But I mean hey, what was I maybe I'm wrong do we have a seat kick there? We do yeah, but before we got there I want to fucking tabs.

Do you have open? Holy shit a lot? Yeah, he's got well That's why your computer is like so slow all the time isn't it? Yeah, it's like 50 tabs open It's going to the point where you know when you have to meet tabs open is when you just see the logo for the website and not like the words themselves Yeah, it's because I'm constantly keeping tabs open of things that we talked about as we recorded so that I can drop them into the blog later I guess I could but then I would be a lot of bookmark managing.

Yeah, but you keep that's the whole thing There's bookmark management. It's where you get folders and stuff and I don't that seems like a lot of work though I guess I mean this this works too. I mean I take a picture I'm gonna leave a lot of tabs open in the same way that like I am not gonna request to be verified It's fine you gotta do it. No, it's all good.

He's just afraid of being denied We just right now and people are gonna start picking through my tabs. Oh, yeah It's any porn tab up. No, it's multiple things of the same website Honestly, it's almost all Twitter and Facebook and YouTube and YouTube and we network real quick show Classic websites. Yeah, exactly like all the classics But I did want to make the case Stefan because you're heading down to Los Angeles very very soon And yeah, and I am and we talked last week with Kevin from fake shark about how that was not a great time to become a Clipper soon because it seems like the team is imploding.

Yes, we had that conversation Blake Griffin re-signed with the Clippers It looks like Danilo Galanari is about to sign a three-year deal in the Clippers with the Clippers rather and you know I think I think the time is right still for you to be a Clippers fan instead of a Lakers fan I'm considering it the fact that Blake Griffin is still there. That's got a way into your consideration It certainly does or the tickets cheaper for the Clippers do or it's the same tough to say they're a better team overall So it might be a bit more expensive. I'm not sure though if the Lakers ever dropped their prices to match how bad they were though I have no idea right well, we'll find out But I do have to reconsider my basketball bandwagon team Yeah, and I hope you do and I tell you you know where you can find out if that is the case of course for ticket price Yeah, if the ticket prices said Risen or is there some sort of like ticket app I believe that there is in that aggregates all of the tickets and compares the prices directly to one another Yeah, so you would be able to see how Lakers tickets and Clippers tickets side by side and know for certain I'd rather see the game when you're getting the very best deal But if you bought the ticket then you could see I see the best way to buy the ticket would be through the seat geek mobile app Because as we all know gentlemen buying tickets to sports and concerts can be complicated But there is a better simpler way to buy and that is with seekie because seeking is the smartest easiest way to get tickets alive events With seeking seamless mobile experience you can buy and sell tickets and just two taps seeking helps you find the best seats The best price is fully guaranteed There's nothing quite like seeing your favorite team or musician in person and seek equal get you closer to the action for a great value Does that sound pretty good to you seven does that would that impact which team you would choose? I Very well good.

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It would be a secret. All right. P. Your mission is Justin.

Why oh, oh, you're just getting away. How many tabs I have Oh, I'm a little mad. They're mad at you. We also have donors to think we do Yeah, let's go to this goddamn theme song Thank you for donating to the show to the show You work hard for your money that we know that we know segments where we read out all your names all your names We say it wrong your parents are to blame Thank you to the good boy Jamie Jansick could be good girl shouldn't say it shouldn't discriminate It's a unisex name is Jamie Janssen kind of sounds like a porn name to be honest.

Yeah, the Janssen part Jamie Janssen, yeah, just the fact that it's a literative. Yeah, they're like a superhero or a porn star Yeah, I also would like to thank Matthew Euler. I'm gonna guess that that's how you pronounce his last name Math it could be older. It's I'm going either.

I'm gonna go with Euler on that one. I'm gonna go. Oh, yeah I'm gonna go older. Okay.

Well, we'll see what's correct. Matthew with one T. Let us know who got it correct Thank you and we pledge five dollars as well And thank you to Kevin tar also for pledging five dollars to the show And I feel like maybe he donated before and then's back back in the game But thank you Kevin for that and thank you to Jonathan Feather who also donated to the show this month So we also got tarred and feathered on patreon. Oh my fucking god Why you made up a fictional person to make that horrible joke?

No, of course not you couldn't tell from one thing Because it sounded like he was referencing like an earlier Yeah, yeah, but no one is named that Jonathan Jonathan Jonathan Feather Jonathan Feather There's Jonathan Feathers. Oh, here's Jonathan Feather. Here we go. Yeah, perfect Jonathan Feather and yes He's a flight dispatch to specialist.

Of course he is. There's no way that's a real profile Oh, it's real. There's a lot of Jonathan Feathers on Facebook actually so this fake name that I just invented Has a lot of grounding in reality it turns out and in fact it might have been one of them. It's not a fake name It's very real in fact.

How dare you thank you to the Australian Jonathan Feather Schedules a flight dispatch technical specialist and making sure we could be both tarred and Say it a second and of course donating five dollars a month on the patreon gets you some sweet sweet bonus content true Including the bebaboys episode that came out since we last recorded. Yes, and I'm not ever done Yeah, you thought it was one of the best things we'd ever done. Yeah, I think it was a shitty movie about our episode It was extremely funny I thought I thought we did a really good job of summing up that horrible movie and having a good time and people seem to agree with me I was saying it was a good episode I was really impressed by the bonus stuff that turned up in our Facebook group related to the movie Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a bitch knew about a charia posted a bunch of links in the Facebook group to all of like the real world stuff Yeah, I mean because I thought it was ridiculous that this gangster would be mouthing off to the media and they just like on TV Yeah, but apparently in the 90s that actually happened. He actually did it.

Yeah, there's a great clip of him on YouTube being like Yeah, I'll kill you or no he calls him a bitch Yeah, yeah, I'm a guy a bitch and oh great I just came away from all those clips thinking that why wasn't that movie a period piece set in the 90s? Totally so we could see all of the luxury cars from 1994 Yeah, like a Honda Civic a big deal that maybe his kid got to play super Nintendo or something Totally, I feel like that would have improved the movie big time true. I'm good for you But yeah this month on the patreon we have a great mailbag episode that will be coming out that we already did it Yeah, that's where I have a very echo. We kind of sound quality to it like this episode does because we recorded in what was basically an empty apartment That's right.

I was moving. I moved out of real good studios. It's the fair. We're going in a kitchen Yeah, very well the real good studios and of course you would also get the recorded audio from the RGS and friends stand up show that we did last month Yes, so lots of reasons to donate this month But let's give you some reasons to stick around for the free show this week by getting into the issues now Staffing you had said that as you know the fact that the Canucks drafted Elias Patterson at the draft Yeah, you were not going to say anything bad.

Yeah about Jim Benin for the month of July And I feel like Jim Benin is kind of making it easy on you to not do that It's like he was listening to like it is no it's it's um you wanted to do your favor I can really find like there's a couple things that maybe I would change Just contract wise with their with their signings But I mean if there was nothing if you can sign five free agents and none of them cripple your franchise You've done pretty well. I would say yeah because July 1st is like we signed Louis Eric's last year and I can retroactively criticize that I think I don't know you can okay. Well Does that is that it's not a fault inside the world? Yeah, you can't you said you wouldn't say anything about it right?

You're right well I will just say we signed Louis Erickson last year. Yeah July 1st and then this year we did not do something like that That's true. That's good. We did that and we're both good.

You're making it more sense. Yeah. Yeah. It makes sense It's kind of crazy because yeah, the Leafs Everyone is like, oh, you know if the Leafs want to really go for it You know like they might want to go for all these young players are on on their ELC's and I guess going for it Been getting a lot of old players.

So yeah, we got a lot of Ron Hainsey Ron Hainsey Stanley one for one in the playoffs one for one Baby, it's gonna be two for two next year. He's the lucky charm. I hope so yeah, and then we got good old patty Marlowe And yeah, I think it's gonna be good I actually I like both of them I get why people are criticizing the Marlow deal and I hear you if it was another team that did it I would probably criticize them But I do see the point of it for the Leafs and they do have a shitload of cap space You may as well and that's the cost that it was gonna take to acquire him someone would have paid that so yeah So I don't mind the move at all and I think Hainsey's this all a demon He played he played on the top D pairing for the penguins all playoffs and and looked okay, and yeah He gives us another possible power play threat if we need he can kill penalties So I like the Leafs moves too even though they're it's weird for me to be signing old guys and I don't hate it That leaves it done that forever. Yeah, that was kind of our MO.

I will say that it's not the basis of your team though Yeah, it's like complex. Yes, of course thing I hate the most about the Sam Ganyae signing I like that it is I tweeted this is that it's fulfilling the well-witched shaped hole in my heart It's like a well with style player true any small yeah, but people and it's already happened And I'm gonna search for it right now people are already spelling his names like Canucks fans are spelling his name without the R At the end and it's gonna happen for the length of his contract and it's going to just piss me off It's like it's worse This is worse than I was a Kessler with the two S's you saw the esco once in a while to yep This is just like come on. It's really not that hard, you know, like okay I couldn't find it here, but there are there we go Like it's I wonder how many people actually think that he is Simone Ganyae, but oh, but Simone Ganyae's Well, because he is an NHL player son already Yeah, he's gone. He's gone.

He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's briefly played for the cadet Right.

Yeah, I think I don't know if he is anymore. He was a pro scout for them. I think yeah I don't know because like the French Canadian factor is not like prevented him from being Simon Ganyae So yeah, there is kind of an a sound in there I wonder how many people think that that is Sam gone I will just say this I want to thank my friend Jonas you guys met the Icelandic friend who dislocated his toe playing Touchful poll yesterday, right? It was bad like we when he fell down we thought it was broken because it was full-on right the other way Other way.

It's really ran away and then it went back in but he just sent me a picture of his of his toe And I mean it is just very very brutal by the commendable commendable injury now John just be lucky that that Patrick Marlow contract is only for three seasons and not six well I don't think anyone was gonna sign him through his age 44 years. I would hope not I'm a talent might have yeah It's possible. Yeah, I got a lot of tail talent has been the stupidest GM in the league for the past Like oh yeah, that's four months. I got like a hero's reception in Chicago at the draft with a very confusing But thank you for getting to fax those contracts.

Yeah, exactly you've said that you feel like Marley won't be around for the final year of that is that just that you think it's tradable? Yeah, I think you see guys like I think you see a lot of those contracts are moving now Like for teams that have to hit the floor and stuff like that even if the Leafs like have to retain maybe like That much no, I don't think it will either I mean that in the third year of his deal that's when Matthews and Marner and Gardner all come up so for renewal So I mean obviously they could be getting into some trouble But get more cheap player like he'll slow down up by then that it's not gonna be here Yeah, exactly it's the only thing He's always been decent defensively to like that's the other thing like a lot of these some of these older guys that get signed have no Defense, you know like there were some leaves fans who are like well why didn't they sign Vanik? They could have got Vanik for half the price and they had the same number of marlots You're pretty slow Yeah, like the Leafs want to play fast and they want people that can play defensively which Marlow can do so presumably even if his Offensive production dips in the next few years which it probably will he can still fill a role Yeah, and even if he can't I think that contract becomes movable I mean we've seen that suits contract get traded David Clarkson's contract somehow got traded twice Even guys are just yeah explicitly marks of our contract Chris prongers contract like technically Chris pronger and dad's who grow on Arizona right? Yeah, speaking of speaking of production dipping let's talk about our hundred episodes.

Yeah That's a great way our production is dipped a lot I did want to say though about the Milo sign in that I was shocked at how many like Northern California listeners we apparently have Very in the Facebook group extremely upset a bunch of sad sharks That's the thing I like about Marlow is that he does seem like a very good a very good a very good boy If it in with our other very good boys it makes sense I guess that like shark fans would find our podcast extremely relatable given that like yeah They also have just a non-stop history of stab your heart sports true. That's probably why yeah I did a segue you did you did and I also love the people being like why are the connects signing these guys Oh that are gonna be a room for them Jeff O'Neill's there even gonna be room for them? Yeah, I don't know what this team that played Michael Shapu and Jason Meg, Jason Meg, Jason Meg, Jason Meg, really bad next year And they'll be slightly more watchable and that's fine They're gonna they're gonna finish bottom five and with the way the lottery is obviously you want to finish as low as possible But it's not the end of the world. Yeah, they just went out and got some set dressing basically their houses like a little shit Michael Delzado and Sam Ganyar and they were carrying this team.

It's a thing that that's a new tablecloth for our crack check Yeah, it's a thing. It's a thing that the Leafs did as well that yeah They got parenthood they got Hanwick they got pole act like it was you know and people like oh they're making some like veteran Signings like no they're doing that so that their young players can continue to play in the AHL and get significant minutes and get better That's how you properly rebuild people don't seem to understand that I mean yes I think what was getting people was that they were making like they were kind of getting like analytic starlings You know like guys that like people like Sam Ganyar like oh okay? Well, that's interesting like you would figure a contending team would want him so if he goes to the Canucks Maybe they're gonna they think they're content yet, but like they're not yeah None of them seem like players that Jim Benning would actually sign himself exactly from this No, you're gonna say that of course he would sign them because he's a secret genius as he demonstrated I didn't I said I wasn't gonna criticize him. I didn't say I was gonna praise him Well speaking of people doing things that no one can quite make sense of we have as Define mentioned done 100 episodes Yes of this show 100 times of this yeah, it doesn't feel like we've done a hundred times longer Yeah, even more technically with a John bonus episode.

We have a lot more. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know like it does But it also feels like it's kind of crazy that we've done a hundred yeah Yeah, yeah, we're celebrating our two year every week for two years We've gotten together and been stupid idiots into microphones and people still like it and stuff yeah pretty crazy more people all the time I know yeah, and we and we've had like a lot of amazing guests and Like people that you know not actually like and listen to the show that we respect a lot and yeah Yeah, I hope they stop no they can keep listen. I just don't respect right that's true Yeah, that's fair.

We've a guest as well we do well before we get to him Yeah, I just wanted to ask you some of your own For a favorite moments over the course of the last 100 episodes when I tricked you into thinking that World-class racehorse American Pharaoh escaped onto a freeway and was hit by a truck that's true I believe it for like a week I did yeah for an entire week I was never even what we did here. This is tough now I'm a big fan of the Patrick Monahan Daniel Ralston interview that was to promote Daniel's article about the fake zombies band That's probably one of like the only conceptual interview that we have ever done because usually everyone who comes on is very straight-laced in here Yeah to promote their own legitimate thing right? Yeah, you're not really our thing, you know like who came up with us a bit you did John. Yeah, I was your booking well done Congratulations.

Yeah, I knew I knew I knew I knew it was me. I knew it was me I I think there's a few really good things. I'm going back here This was when I was gonna say I think Having Jackson on the show has been really fun because because I interviewed him somewhere else and he was so funny And I was like just in my mind like thinking of like who would be a good guest for the show and thinking like he I think Jackson would be a great fit and then he's been like one of our most popular guests That's what I've reviewed every single time. So that's been really fun And then also I actually kind of forgot about this we had Sean White on the show the week of the great Oh, that's right.

So that was pretty sweet. Yeah, it was kind of a big deal. Yeah, I mean one the great cup like immediately afterwards Yeah, and then John Hendrin obviously people love him a lot He hasn't been on the show for 75 episodes, but hopefully we'll get him to come back at some point exactly sorry I lied he was on episode 32. So that was the last time so 68.

Yeah, so The 69th anniversary Highlight for me That guy for leaving a bad review of the back Yeah, when I'm in Toronto this week, I believe Justin born and myself have plans to get together So I'm sure we'll I'm sure we'll discuss that. I mean I asked Justin if he had listened to that episode given that we really Stepped up to the plate. Yes, I went to bat on his behalf and he still said he had yet to catch up with it I know that he he was absolutely an early adopter of our show. I know for sure He's been super busy.

Yeah, he was also working in the video coach for the Toronto Marley's which he just quit So I'm excited that when we while he left to pursue it writing again with the athletic which I'm really excited for But I'm very excited also to hang out with him and get some inside stories about my beautiful boys Oh, I'm sure there'll be some good. Oh, I'm sure there'll be some great ones But yeah, so I think I just wanted to be known I know that he did say he hasn't listened to that episode yet But I know that he definitely was an early listener the show So I remember him sending me very complimentary mess at the beginning of the week Well, it is our hundredth episode. I think we've earned it. Yeah, I Kyle well would obviously was a huge moment of course Also, actually this is a fun moment episode 46 when we have Matt right on and he we talked about Mike dad Babclock Which is a bit that he has now recorded for television.

Wow, so there you go took something from our show Yeah, and it's now on his TV special. Yeah, it's a bit. Oh, actually yeah episode 50 when we had Melissa Staten on that was very funny Half-time notchos was great and of course that was a big anniversary show where we thought we'd get some like big-time guests Melissa included Yes, and this time I thought if we're you know doing a big number show like Canada 150 It's a big RGS 100. It's a big deal, right?

So you we should you know break out the big guns get a really huge guest and as much as we know our own history There's so many classic moments of course that have been forgotten over the last two years as we are just very busy gentlemen And sometimes I forget things that I said on episode even two weeks ago never mind two years ago But there's one guy up there who has listened to them all from start to finish multiple times Maybe five times over more than I have yeah, he knows this show like the back of his own hand And I think it's time that we bring him on and ask him what his opinions are let's do it gentlemen It is the 100th episode spectacular here today It is usually for these big milestone episodes. We line up a slew just a whole host of the biggest guests We can possibly get on the show. I didn't want to do that this time around I felt like one guest was enough one huge guest what hell of a guest outshine all of the others Yes, I'll get other guests and we got him and it is in fact his third time appearing on the show But somehow our first time actually speaking with him. It is none other than dog boner himself Michael Hale welcome to real good show What's crapping in?

He's just on on fires can't can't put this guy away It is of course episode 100 Michael and we know that you know not only are you the co-host of my Kickstarter sucks But you're your kick That's my own I think it's a royal your okay. Yeah, well your kickstarter sucks. I'm glad it's not mine Well, it's just you don't change the name of the like they didn't like when you're referring to my best friends wedding You're not like your best friends wedding. I just thought everyone we just switched the only who can possess But you are also an avid podcast listening yourself you have Voraciously gone through every single back episode of real good show You know our catalog backwards and forwards and so I thought who better to come on today and you know walk us through some of our most historic moments Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So anywhere Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah your podcast is mostly just Jesse I think that's the most of my you want like a top five or yeah We're here all night.

I know big fan I could go all night, so Let's start at the top the top the number five number five moment that I loved when you guys had to count Dracula on that was good That was a classic Michael can I just ask you what are the name of my two co-hosts? Of you on this on this one on this show yeah right now Justin yeah, that's right. That's one as well as well as Well, it doesn't it doesn't really matter what it means because because everybody knows it already They've listened to a hundred episodes of this they know by now. We don't know it's about the memories You don't know my name Michael.

Well, it's John. Oh, thanks. Oh, thank you Of course I'm a big fan Forget when Dracula came on the show. Yeah, it was a good moment for me personally.

Yeah, I mean yeah Yeah, I mean not number five. Yeah, it's one of those I felt like we were getting a little desperate You know like it's one of those ones where like Scooby-Doo meets Batman like what are these characters doing together? Oh, I got like crossover exactly. Yeah, but I mean just he just spent the whole time plugging his book I mean, it's fine.

I'm sure it was a good book, but I mean Dracula right I Feel like there's more shit to talk about than just a book. He kept searing it back to that Yeah, we kept trying to say like what so what's your motivation? You're like how did the whole like next sucking thing come about and he's like yeah, how about my book deal? Yeah, you know, it's like god man it he kept talking about that like the actual finances of it like all the money that he was making Off the dance.

Oh, nobody's nobody's it nobody's listening for that. Yeah, it's so craft all I wanted to know is like this he really Turned into a bet and he refused to address it. Yeah, it was absolutely bullshit. Did not get to go into the issues That one was good.

So you still like doing Number four number four that's my number one. I don't know how you got out of that one But it took a long time for my body to like re-materialize after the accident But yeah, you know persistence pays off the spirit realm was not going to hold me forever. Well, they just got tired of you And so far through more than a hundred episodes you two haven't well, that's debatable I mean it is only once a week. I suppose it's kind of a black spot in my memory though.

How exactly did I die again? Oh? How did you die? Yeah, you didn't listen you didn't listen to the episode You're just proving because I don't know that I've listened to it you didn't listen to the episode where you die or if I That's how I died because I didn't listen to an episode I listen to every episode.

It's called quality control and you have to get in there and After your your guy finishes, you know putting all his arms and I was in there you have to get in there and edit them out Jesse's big on that. I don't Jesse you are for our you know that guy. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard of him big fat a couple times Not a big thing Personally feel bad for you.

I like him. I love him. Yeah, I don't I don't he's a good. He's a good.

He's probably a he's okay, right? He's a family man. I hate him number three. I think the top Number three episode is this episodes are just moments.

I think it's just I think multiple moments could come from a single episode Yeah, that really answers questions. Yeah, so it's top top moments. I would say okay Okay, so number three was when John didn't know how to French kiss so Stefan had to show him how to French kiss and then Justin was like you're pretty good at that and John was like you're just saying that and Stefan's like no, he's not That was pretty good. I was actually my least favorite.

Yeah, that was on that episode Justin died Justin died from seeing Stephanie kiss. It just shocked me so much I think I stumbled backwards and fell off your balcony all the way absolutely streets below. Yeah Can I ask question what is your favorite moment? I guess of my podcast your kickstarter So what would you say your favorite moment to that was the Ted Leo interview?

I really enjoyed a lot? Well, I gotta go with my episode I've heard that one because it's behind the paywall. You gotta get you up behind the paywall man I would love to if I had a little bit of money to kick around but I could just record on my phone and Send it to you when I'm when I'm in the big bucks. I'll be kicking money into all these podcasts I listen to I don't need to our own podcast.

You remember that I still do I forgot to Dollar a month John about what's your favorite time? Well, I my favorite moment was Yeah, just pick anyone of the like multiple moments my favorite moment I probably I really enjoyed the interview that you guys did with John Deere the John Deere about lawnmoor care tractors Yeah, no, it was only lawnmoor's Jesse has a big yard and he was talking just a lot about lawnmoor's It was really fascinating for me. I don't have a yard. So I enjoyed that I enjoyed that interview a lot I also love that big get you can't just get John Deere, you know, so that was pretty I was pretty impressive Yeah, yeah, you can get a John Deere You can't get the John Deere daughter.

I also really love the episode that you guys recorded after the Oscars where you pretended to have recorded Before the Oscars and predicted all of the things that happened on the Oscars. Actually, I will change my answer And Mike it's the one where you got just like shit house drunk like half of the episode Alright, alright, well you guys are all of your things are real and all of mine aren't just made up. So this is not Backfire on you what was so it's we'll move on to number two. Yeah These are the made up so far they're all real for sure.

Yeah, well none of them have been made up and it's just Goofing I was doing one of my classic groups On your Kickstarter sucks the podcast the number yeah, so They're all real and if you if you like kind of like humor tune into my podcast But this is a time for for serious number two number reflection on our history my number two was when Justin got pregnant Was but eight and a half months ago or so. Yeah, I like that one Who got him pregnant again who got a pregnant? I like you don't know It was definitely yeah testing Came in his ass Can you get pregnant that I guess you get I mean I didn't think so if you know a better way I'd like to hear I certainly didn't think so But here we are Leads of course to the number one God the number one moment of all time Justin's missed of the you're of the what was it the With the name of the show yeah real good show. I mean I know yeah, you're that so Yeah, the number one moment of your good show is when you guys did what was it you can okay, so when you?

You guys all counted down you a ten nine eight seven six five four three two one zero Negative one you kept on for a little while and then you put it back up you're like negative five negative four negative three negative two negative one zero And on this one you guys did nine eleven Like the actual like the act On like 2001 like yeah, I feel like that was a long time ago Yeah, I mean technically we didn't record it for the show, but I think some cameras captured what happened a hundred episodes It's like what's the math on that? Yeah, we started doing them in 2016 years ago we avoided one episode And then when I was in ninth grade the pilot was unaired because he died in Later I think the pilot made a big error so He aired well I mean depends on who you're hey, but um Hey for real though. That was a huge tragedy So I do remember waking up that morning and being told the news and just thinking what a stupid pilot It even has lights on it, so you don't hit it I even said that I let my dad came up It was like someone just flew a plane in the world trade center I said what a dumb pilot what if you were like somebody working there and you were saw the plane coming You're like this guy's gonna run right into it turn turn turn. He's not turning What they would say is there's no way he's gonna hit us They did it though.

It did it. Yeah, it's again. Maybe all rubbish. Hey everyone who passed I had recipes We wasn't it wasn't the pilot though, right?

What wasn't the actual pilot? No, not like the pile. Yeah, he'd been gonna say like yeah, yeah It was like I was a paid leave I think yeah Yeah, I mean little known fact he then became a sully Once he got back on the job. He pulled a real 180 From a fireland in water.

Exactly. Sully did 9-11 We're not This is for the public okay, this is not we're not but a public consumption okay I mean it's it was to go around just four of us and to say our opinion Like was 9-11 good or bad overall for the world. Yeah, I'll go forth One of those things where like once someone has an opinion you're not allowed to save the same opinion No, cuz it's either it's good or bad. Okay.

I think right so why don't we let our guests go first? Whether 9-11 that the tragedy that killed thousands of people was good or bad. Yeah, that's what we're yes. We're asking that Is that what we're doing?

That's yeah, it's I mean it's a simple. It's like it's okay. Yeah I'm gonna I'll go first I'll go first and again This is like you said just one of those things where once one opinion is said No one can like copy me. Okay.

I'm gonna go first. It was you said you're going forth. No, I changed my mind Clearly it was terrible. It was bad.

Like obviously September 11th is bad and you know, I think oh We're all here in person. You guys can kind of be on my team here We all agree that it was bad. Yeah, and so again once that opinion has been said you can't it's gonna be something different So the three of us just we all agree. Yeah, I think we can team as one single show entity Real good show officially 9-11 is bad.

We're actually and we're the first podcast ever be anti 9-11. Yeah, we're anti-11 And we're anti 9-11 now Michael Hale of your pick up sucks. Yeah, and this also goes for Jesse for ours Well, so you're covering you're covering your two. I know I think I know how that guy feels about 9-11 He won't stop talking about it, but um So you guys were anti 9-11.

Yeah, we said it was bad And that options been taken since no one's available to you Yeah, so it's like the price you could do like a price is right style thing where like you know how you can if someone gets It's like a hundred you can guess like a hundred and one. Yeah, so you could say like it was pretty bad Yeah, okay, okay, so I'm gonna do that. Yeah, I think 9-11 was incredibly good And I'm glad it happened and that's again just to clarify. That's also Jesse for ours.

Oh, yeah Yeah, it's primarily Jesse for ours. Yeah, it's a he sent me an email before the show. He said say this in my stead I can't be there on vacation So just make sure whatever you guys talk about on the podcast make sure that this gets through This is the one thing that I want to say about everything else so it's the official 9-11 opinion of your Kickstarter sex podcast I'm gonna really enjoy the summer vacation because it's gonna be the rest of my life Well, there's other there's more than we said it was bad. I'm on permanent summer vacation You have nothing to worry about we are on the right side of history here true And so is your Kickstarter sucks just by being on this show on this historic episode Which clearly will go down in the annals of podcasting history as one of the true greats It'd be funnier if if this was I'm trying to like I'm trying to think of like a funnier number for this episode to be Mm-hmm and like obviously the first one that popped in my head was like episode 9-11 The classic but I think the funnier one would actually be episode one way back in 2001 will be committed 9-11 Well, that was actually episode 0, but yes, yeah, but I was just a test show to see if the concept was strong enough Oh, it was I mean Ground 0 the steel beams weren't quite strong enough, but the concept I think I mean we killed it I mean that's where like it's the classical like sports podcast from the national tragedy.

Yeah Like Steve Francis easy from the league was there man people have forgotten about that But the guy from the league pretended to be in 9-11. Yeah, and now so too are we yeah? Well, yeah, it's a big I wrote an elevator with him at just for laughs a couple times I think we were saying on the same floor and see couple taking elevators. It was yeah The first time you'd written an elevator with him since 9-11 Yeah, exactly exactly and it was it was it was he's a really nice guy But like the whole time you're standing in the elevator in my head my brain is just screaming you lied about 9-11 You lied about 9-11 you don't talk about 9-11 That is the that is the craziest lie you could ever tell right like anyone that is that is the craziest thing that you could come up Like there's there's nothing crazier than that I understand that like most of the anecdotes like I told on like talk shows and whatnot have to be embellished but they're Embellished for a comedy like to make people seem funnier than they are not not to make a comedian seem like a tragic figure Yeah, this next guy come to the stage.

He's played just for laughs He's tours all across the country's headline you may have seen him on the league also was in 9-11 The funny Steve right is easy That's what people really want Like a funny thing he's ever done. Yeah, he's not a great stand up. Yeah, I would be in trouble Because I can't lie about stuff and get away with it So I would they would be like how you were in 911. I was it now.

Do you like it? It sucked and I hated it And everyone would just be able to see right through that. Yeah Well, I think this is a wonderful guest. Yes.

Thank you for having on our 100 episode Michael RGS historian taking us back to all these classic moments Absolutely. Yeah, no problem Can't wait for episode 101 Justin has the baby Delivery room not on my watch. I'll be a patreon special You'll get behind the wall for that one. Well, thank you very much, Michael.

Thank you, Michael. It's been a problem. Yeah See you later. It's nice to finally speak to you.

Yeah, who's this again? That's that's Stefan Michael Hale dog boner what a guy. I'm glad that we finally got to speak to him Well, he's been on the show a couple times before yeah once both the inter the leave messages Yeah, I was a video one of those video didn't actually make it on to the recording of the audio of that episode But if you haven't seen the video from live show number two It was posted on our Twitter and in our Facebook it's on our YouTube page well worth your time to track down him and Jesse both Are just too terribly fun. Now we have a club of the week is pretty personal this week.

Yeah, well sort of personal Yeah, because that's a bit personally as we talked about last week I happened to be one of the play-by-play Voices of a kind of a big deal for like the world championships of a sport now that sport was women's tackle football Sure, which was super entertaining. Yeah, I watched a couple of games I'm calling the games I was so happy that you guys and some of our listeners as well tuned in for the live stream the gold medal game between Canada and the USA last week But just before we get into that I will say that that going to weird kind of obscure sports like that Is really just you talk about a reminder me of the time that just before or sorry Just after the Olympics were here the world wheelchair rugby championships were here Yeah, murder ball and it's crazy like if you've never seen it before It's insane like it's such an entertaining sport like it's like rugby but in wheelchairs like they smash the shit out of each other And it's fucking awesome And it's also I found out the only place where it's perfectly acceptable to cheer for someone falling out of a wheelchair Because that means they're like giving it they're all right No, it means that they got fucking humped by the other dude like I was watching Canada play the US and they would smash a guy and he'd fall out of His own chair in a body check. Yeah, but a guy's falling out of here in the other guy technically Yeah, but that's but it's but you can cheer if this is like a criminal in a wheelchair and you fell down a fly stairs That's true. You could that's a very specific scenario, but it is it's not like a crowdful of people It is also crazy too because they have a guy whose job it is to put the guys back in a real They bring a little carpet out.

Yeah, that like makes it so the wheels can't roll. Does that like stop the game? Nope? They run out on the floor.

Yes, yes, the continue. Yeah, so guys we'll around the field crews being out there on the field Yeah, yeah, that sounds like a recipe for disaster. Yeah, they got a wheel around him and everything so yeah The guy just runs out they threw they put the wheelchair on the mat They put the guy back in the wheelchair and he gets back going now Of course Langley BC seemed like kind of a weird choice to host the world championships of women's tackle football because not really women's tackle football is not played in Not just the lower mainland, but all of British Columbia It is played in Canada Canada of course out of team But pretty much every single player in the tournament on the Canadian side played there like club games in Saskatchewan Or Quebec because that is where the sport is popular and has roots in this country So some people were a little bit upset that the tournament would be hosted in a place where there are no Announcers doing play-by-play who have experience calling the sport itself now a lot of people tweeted angrily at us Yeah, very mad at you that even men would be commentating women's sport at all right And I'll say I tuned in and I don't know anything about women's tackle football nor do I care to and I thought you sounded very professional Yeah, it was interesting to address in the game. Yeah, you sounded interesting to me drop down a couple times You're making good you're making good calls.

Yeah, your partner seemed to get mad a little bit I mentioned really yeah, I said that the ladies were putting on one. Yeah, yeah I go and I mentioned we're on I'm sure I too sound cloud, you know, yeah Google play the usual That's one of you I'm mad But not quite as mad as this gentleman. Oh this gentleman who recorded a video complaining about the quality of the commentary over the course of the tournament I can't believe you talk. No, okay.

We're gonna skip a race. It's nine minutes about the kind of thing that I'm gonna share with you right now You have to be careful that you you don't seem ungrateful So let me be clear the outset the fact that I got to sit in my living room today and watch Finland and Great Britain and then the USA Team USA and then Mexico and I'm gonna get a chance to watch Canada and Australia These are things for which I'm extremely grateful I'm blessed to have this opportunity and I do not misread what I'm saying I don't hear what I was blessed there's there's some weird sound in the background. Yeah, according and it continues throughout the entire We're gonna skip ahead. Yeah, it's like an oscillating keyboard.

It's really frightening. It's real ominous music. Yeah, yeah mood music Probably produced on a moog keyboard. Oh, I think that's called Mo great double.

Oh, though Yes, Andy Mo guess saying is being in any way negative about the chance to watch these games if you've been following what I've talked About for the last three years, you know, I'm a fan of the game and I'm constantly trying to find ways to improve the experience And it's in that quest to improve the experience and I want to share with you now My thoughts on the announcers of the games I've seen so far It's it's a disappointment to me that whoever puts these things together doesn't find announcers who have either announced American style football before or Specifically women's football women's tackle football. I don't understand this I don't get how there aren't announce I mean, I know some Mike Pieden you can look up Mike Pieden There's a guy right there or if Mike Pieden is probably a club commentator for some women's team in the States But guess what the IFAF is not going to fly out a club commentator for a tournament where every single participating athletes Paid their own way to be there and the commentators who called the games were paid $15 an hour for every game right? They're not gonna fly anyone. No.

No, all right. Let's break the bank It's like a mess And keep these guys on track now again if I sound like I'm ungrateful for the experience I'm not ungrateful and I'm also not posting this on my public Facebook Wow, it's public now members of I'm not here to be negative about the sport. It's true I joined the private group just so I could get this exclusive content But from the internal from the ranks from the inside I would ask the people who have the ability say something do something go to these guys And by the way, not just these games any game and not to be negative to them. I'm not saying give them a hard time I'm not saying you know make fun of her put them down or disrespect him.

I'm saying be decent help them You know the guys in the game today said that they're trying to be respectful Just they don't know what they're talking about basically what they've said over and over help them help them figure out What they're talking about in Twitter? I would say the announcers who are gonna be listening to me now Because they can't hear this here not remember my face Oh pause it I Love that I think we're I think we're listening to it right now here, but last thing you want to do is go back and forth That's what people that is ridiculous also quit saying that you can't find stats Here's how you find stats go to Google type in any player name you want in the word stats it ain't hard ain't rocket science That's true. We were barely even given rosters the call these games Okay, we got rosters from the teams themselves maybe like 15 to 10 minutes before the game started In some cases were given three different rosters with three different sets of numbers attached and they're all different So which sheet do you think is the right one given that each one of them is not the same? You know like there's a lot organizationally it was a bit of a strange tournament.

I'll say that okay And we'll skip by a little bit for the team you want to know more about world How about this players and if you want to go with one hey? I'll go easy on you call them women call them girls call them ladies be consistent Just pick one and go with it They'll tell you if you're wrong and if you're sincere just go with one and see what happens We'll call them ladies calm ways you'll call women calm women you want to call them gals calm Whatever you want to call them, but just be consistent about what you think okay wait maybe don't call them gals? Yeah, that seems to suck yeah, I didn't do that so what okay wait so what was his point there? He was saying that you shouldn't call them ladies women and girls within the same game Yeah, you know I was gonna stick with one be uniform never use another word That means the same thing because if you were calling men's football you would never call them guys or boys Yeah, or dudes yeah, I mean maybe not dudes.

I mean I would call them dudes, but coming to a mind I was trying to find the point where he makes the pitch that the real solution here is to not just bring Commentators in off the street, but to either use injured players. Oh, yes You know John I think you know in your dealings with hockey and players that injured players of course always make for great play-by-play people because They're so talkative they love and in public legent over the course of three hours on a broadcast There's nothing they take take off finish girl Who has a lot of soft vowels hates public speaking and is never actually really spoken into a microphone before and say hey Guess what do this for three hours? Yeah? That sounds like the dumbest shit I've ever heard even smarter than that his real solution to this problem is that he they should just bring in him and he can call the games Remotely of course rusty is the man yes guy.

Yeah, because being in the building It's not an important part of doing play-by-play and of course everybody knows and loves this guy and all of his great knowledge of the women's game But yeah great clips though. Yeah, yeah, see if there's any more and talking about the game. Oh, hey, whoa stop and stop and the music got way too real Fair I got what I like that he made okay first of all he recorded himself talking to his computer for eight minutes And then was like ah just doesn't sound right. What can I put behind this sinister?

Yeah, and then just looks up serial killer Road to perdition original sound no road to perdition has a great score my friend. This is more okay fine Like man hunter cut down cut down my In the movie I think road to perdition is great. It's more man. Oh for fuck.

Sorry man. It's more man And the game was in Illinois we were in in Seattle and where here it is. This is the part right here I think it was Las Vegas game for the playoffs last year myself and coach Scott McCarron the Seattle Majestics We called two games and the way that we did it was Skype was a Scott was in Seattle I was in my parts unknown and we run Skype watching the game through live feed and talking about the game live and then broadcasting it out to You to sound terrible was in Illinois. We were in in Seattle and Ryan's so that's what you should do that sounds for the world Oh, let's make it worse.

Yeah, like let's make the the quality because the stream quality seem fine And now I do want to say that every single person to commentary this tournament had done announcing for men's football before So we knew football yeah It's not I mean because I was saying when I got here like I agree that some of his points like I would feel weird watching curling if Someone was commentating that never seen curling before but and not that any of you had never seen it before never like obviously all of you had commentated on it before but like curling is a very nuanced sport There's rules you have to understand and whatever football is like I mean okay kind of come on and also watch football It's women's tackle football like what like you have to have at some point you have to have a reasonable expectations for what your sport is Just like I do it curling I mean obviously a lot at least in Canada a lot bigger than women's tackle football But even still I have pretty reasonable expectations about what people know about curling rusty was very upset that we mispronounced the name of Sammy Grissaffee who's the number one star quarterback for team USA How can you possibly not know the name of the most famous women's football player to give your pronunciation? No, okay, and just you know just women's football play every Friday night on ESPN does everybody in the world know who Sammy Grissaffee is I've never heard of her in my life. Of course. Yeah, so this guy, you know for all your salient points And he's not even criticizing me because I didn't commentate any of those What the fuck did we watch that?

Justin just assumed that he also felt the same about his own Yeah, cuz I got the deal with all that crazy. That's true Yeah, I will say that sometimes you say you say something and then you're controversial on Twitter And you're like all my mentions are blowing up and then I go look at your mentions It's like one person was upset so you so you said like you're like oh my men She's are blowing up all these people hate women's basketball and then I looked and I was like oh wow shit Yeah, there's actually like a lot of people that are telling Justin that he's a sack of shit right now Yeah, but I was some sort of sexist or something I treated that sport with nothing but respect Yeah, I didn't get the sense you're being sex and dedicated like my entire week towards calling that tournament so you know I Enjoyed my time. I was very respectful. Yeah, I know that you think that but a lot of American ladies out there Well, I'm not in that phase so I can't comment on it But now that guy's video is that's public don't really let you skip forward to the parties like good No one's gonna hear this is I'm posting in the private group pretty great literally.

No one else is gonna listen to commentators I swear dissecting out of podcast exactly a lot of people listen to that let's go into the top three questions of the week Hey, oh, it's the top three questions of the week on real good show. You know what the fuck it is bitch We murder and CFL podcast up in this motherfucker Russell look out Good questions this week. No Stefan has him this week third place from 100 points Eric kaveton I have no idea, but I spelled it right when you told me yeah, I've been friends with him for 10 years Eric FTC he says Eric jewels from the crown he writes for the great LA Kings blog So you may want to get I might follow him I might jewels from the crown the bia thalon is getting stale and the Olympics need to update it Which combo of two sports would make for the best new bia thalon? Okay, I'm gonna go first.

I'm gonna keep shooting kind of half the keeps and I'm gonna add curling because there are some curlers I would like to shoot oh see that you shoot. I was okay I thought you meant like them the house looks like a giant bullseye. Nope. No, I don't I want to shoot people So once the rocks are in the house, then you get into a helicopter, right?

I'm assuming you're you're curling on an outdoor sheet sure of course by that line Yeah, and then you're supposed to shoot a rifle out of a helicopter It actually sounds like a better idea than mine. Try to shoot the rocks. If you knew the curlers I wanted to shoot you'd understand Okay, I'm gonna go with a sumo wrestling and pole bolting. Oh, that's good actually So the other it's either gonna be too skinny or two really more likely.

Yeah, I think it's gotta be like no actual sumo I was gonna try it. I would like to be guys like step in size But wearing the thalon everything and throwing the salt everywhere. Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna go with NASCAR and also shooting I think that's just ask are you just described now set it up. We've got to down I mean, I know I'm actually I'm gonna pull a just I'm gonna rephrase.

I'm gonna choose to another Guns though the whole Tony Stewart incident never would I guess the idea is that the two sports are sure what I still have that guy Could have defended himself with his gun Toot loves racing so much that he just goes to like local races and Yeah, I'm actually not gonna change my answer because I realize that the sports are supposed to happen side Like they're not supposed to happen simultaneous. It's one after the other. Yeah, it's one after the other You use one of the sports as a former transportation to get to the sport. Yeah, yeah, so they're driving their cars to the gun Yeah, yeah guys driving to the gun range That is now scar, but that's real life that's question number two you have wildly confusing So this comes in to us from Jackson McDonald and he It's a very confusing question So I'm gonna read all of the tweets yet about it.

We'll see what we can parse out He says a soccer team competes against a hockey team with each team attacking as their dominant sport and defending as their weaker sport Who wins so I what I think clarify the game is played on a neutral field with each team taking on the opposing team's goalkeeper So is there ice though? I think what he's saying is that the field is half ice and half yes That is what he says and the soccer team is defending the ice half that's right and the Hockey team is defending the soccer half so then he says the hockey players still shoot on a hockey goalie and vice versa What are the puck in the soccer? So this is so that so someone asks answer so someone says is one attacking zone ice in the other turf and he says this is really the big question Yeah, that's the big question in my vision the pitch is hockey rink sized but turf hockey players play with a ball And the soccer team only gets five guys to prevent any obvious advantages Yes, I've thought about this a lot and he says I'm obsessed with the idea of athletes trying to play two sports at once I Would so basically he says basically they're playing their main sport but trying to defend against hockey and soccer players I Think I would go for soccer. I think I'm really I think I'm going hockey because I think that soccer players like knowing how to control a hockey stick and I control a ball with a hockey Stick and shoot a ball like you've never done it before which like most soccer players wouldn't have done it So there's wait so there maybe I miss heard that they're shooting with a ball No, so they'd be shooting with a soccer ball But I just think like defending they would have no hope or like I feel like the hockey players might have a hope of defending the soccer Feet in skates in the dirt.

It's not like no, they're not in skates. It's the field turf We're listening I guess when I was no, I was the half and half No, so he he said that it's well No, he said it's he envisions it as a hockey rink, but the surface is turf. Okay, then a hockey player So the shoes yeah players aren't shoes. Oh that is a hundred percent hockey.

I think so because they're using the stick Yeah, exactly because you can kick up. Yeah, no, I can get in the way if there was ice involved outside of soccer players Yeah, the true neutral ground is to play on pavement probably in like a similar sort of you know in like an elementary Yeah, like the cross box. Yeah, yeah crosswalks with hockey. That's basically yeah.

We figured out this question. We did actually figure it out. Yeah, I Don't know that hockey players would win. Yeah, I don't like soccer players warm up for their games by playing hockey beforehand No, that's true too Yeah, like I think the like the likelihood of there being hockey players that are also decent at soccer is way higher than soccer players being decent Hockey I mean the thing is that you could what you could do is you could feel like Canadian and American soccer players that do have that hockey Experience, right?

I mean, I think it's Martin Nash would suddenly be very right. Yeah, exactly exactly Or just like even like Russell Tyler He plays the white caps and also plays for team counter like he grew up in Niagara Falls So like there's no way he doesn't know how to control a hockey stick But if he's getting dangled by Crosby and and McDavid and whatever like, you know, yeah, I feel like they have a better shot Yeah, thank you, right. Thank you. Shakes us to question number one this week question number one.

Stephanie. That's you buddy I know I was doing so the Marriott Hotel official account just tweeted this you guys see that I saw it they tweeted the word the username obviously and it says mr. Buff 22 Official count the three to seven hours ago. It's still up.

It just says all one word mr. Buff 22 and There isn't there isn't at mr. Buff 22 on Twitter and I don't know if that's a guy if that's a guy who's sure it looks like Ken Dryden. I know that's oh no That's a Terry Piggula isn't it it might be I'm pretty sure it is Doesn't seem to be anything crazy on his page So I'm gonna look more into this mr.

Buff 22 thing as I do that Question number one from Michael Foyst and Michael J Foyst. It's a great question. It's also a good question. Absolutely.

Okay, so So some some some mr. Buff 22 is to oh buff isn't Buffalo mr. Buffalo Oh my gosh, I might be Terry Piggula's side all secret account is all to it possible tweeting out like a Marriott Yeah, I have DM'd ATT cares and no reply. That's not like something a billionaire Michael Foyst asks if it was a three-on-one handicap match Who is the toughest athlete you guys could beat in a fight?

So he's saying the three of us are all on a team and we're facing off against athletes Who do we think is like the highest up on the totem pole that we could actually beat and I'll say I don't think Well, I'm with the numbers. Yeah, I don't think Stefan and I are very gonna be very effective. No, I'd kick him I'm just using you both as distractions. Yeah, but the three of us like yeah three on one is a good I mean that's those are good I think I can take one guy down with like a spear or something and then the two of you can just kick him I think we could take the guy who beat Manny back.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, he didn't beat it Right. Yeah, I can't shame horn or whatever. I was trying to think like who's the toughest so I went to like the toughest people in general And I do think that like for example, you know Conor McGregor could probably knock all three of us out Oh, we would be dead.

No, that's how many of us do you think we would need? Yeah, or just like if we called up all of our friends. I think I think I think two teams of us three could oh six of us Yeah, yeah, definitely good. He could like take two like multiple.

Yeah, but you just swarm them Yeah, how many of Stefan alone how many Stefan clones can be required? Yeah, I would go even more than that still Yeah, I don't think so because you can swarm as a people say like mass shooters and no one ever does it Yeah, but he doesn't have a gun. No, but he has this he only needs is one punch. Yeah for one guy.

Yeah, but he's got nine other guys Yeah, and two feet and he's gonna use them all right. Yeah, every time he swings. He's taking that number down one I'm gonna say like 20 stephens. I'm gonna say that's not the question So the question is the toughest athlete.

I'm gonna say Michael Strahan now now that he's like a TV host Well, he's not even anymore. He couldn't even do that right. He was he was there for a couple years I'm gonna say Michael and Kelly Reepa like era Michael Strahan like two years ago You rip up yeah, we're gonna rip up rip us down. Yeah, the Grim Reaper.

Yeah. Yeah I'm gonna say Michael Strahan He's like get it. He's in makeup and we just fucking jump them in makeup and that technically counts. I think Yeah, I'm gonna say Mark Calloway we undertaker.

Oh definitely. Yeah, he's like 54 Maybe that's a little old enough looks about seven. Yeah, that's what many of us here though I think we could take a great question. I'm trying to think of like probably take Bill Goldberg.

Mm-hmm. I don't think so I don't think this cardio is not great doesn't matter. He doesn't need cardio I'm gonna go like he punched a window out in a car. That's true.

Yeah, and then injured himself in the process I really did. Yeah, he did really horrible laceration. That's actually one of the greatest sports. We never talk about it Is one of the turning points like that in we probably killed W.

Step you even more than their own bad booking. Yeah, it's nuts I am going to see cuz I'm trying to think of like who's like like I think we could take like Brandon Prust Yeah, I think the three of us are like Derek. Oh, yeah I'm trying to think of like a mutation is like a middleweight NHL fighter like I don't know Brandon Lassenchuk Yeah, like like Ryan Reeves. I don't think so.

Yeah, like Brandon Lassen All hundred you know that's a great throwback by me. That's a really good questions this week though. Yeah, I want to just beat up the undertaker I'll go get a ticket. I would beat up the undertaker, but I respect him too much in the locker room Because it means we're on the home stretch the chair on top of our single Sunday where we pick the things we like from the world at large one good thing The world will be a better place to live gentlemen.

What do you like this week? I got a tweet here and it's a question we didn't answer and I guess I haven't answered it I'm not sure exactly what this is referring to it might be referring to the hotness I think it's the hot off. This is from Marlon the man and he says Justin said Tom John said Marlon We never got stephen's pick come on man. It might be the hot off might just be like who's cooler same deal regardless I'm going with Caleb Wow really a division into the like good buddies who like stuff game clan I forget their clan name.

I smile every time I see it's a good. They seem to have a lot of fun Have you played a tight and fall with them? No, well, I played with Tom I think I played with Marlon once, but I have a switch now man. I'm a switch guy.

Oh, yeah, you don't go back over Anyway, Nintendo stand now. Yes, I'm trying to Caleb wild car pick. Yeah, you really loved Nintendo showing that E3 this year I did it was fun. Yeah, it's just with arms at the moment.

I was pretty far. Yeah, super Mario Odyssey looks amazing I can't believe it's gonna cost $100. I can believe it. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, it's not like what N64 games used to cost not quite 80 And so then if you adjust for inflation, I remember paying $80 for WF attitude, which is one of the worst Who was ever made Wow? Yeah, I feel like a lot of them like Mario 64 if you didn't get it with the console was like 85 bucks Yeah, I don't know if I forgot Crazy, yeah, that's not one good thing. It's part of the reason a lot of PlayStation the discs were only 50 bucks I'm going to I'm going to do everyone's favorite segment and repeat a one good thing for the hundredth episode I didn't know we were allowed to do that as if you don't you were not technically, but it doesn't stop you ever No, I'm gonna actually recommend the joke. I just made about the undertaker.

That was for five people Thank you guys very much Justin is one of them. So actually four I I'm gonna recommend I just finished it. So I'm gonna recommend it Zelda breath of the wild. Oh, I just I just finished it I think it's probably in my top five games of all time Yeah, I would say probably like 60 or 70 and that's not even like I looked like once you beat it It tells you how many side quests and shrine quests there aren't stuff.

So I did 80 shrines and there's a hundred and twenty I'm off man. I'm not gonna do it the game. I beat the game. I don't need any more heart containers So yeah, so I left 40 shrines on the board I only did like 25 of the side quests and I think there's like 76 or something like that And I still put like 60 hours in the game.

So it's a great game It's an amazing game the map is just I've never I've never played a game of the map like that where it's so interactive and it feels just amazing To explore you know Nintendo games that used to be it used to have that joyous feeling of exploration And that's what I felt with this game. Yeah, anyway, everyone's played it You should play it's really good. I need to get the switch right or is it all I'm gonna get get on the switch. I'm gonna get a switch if I when I do get a switch if you still haven't played it You can just borrow my Wii U okay.

That's very kind of you're welcome You're one good thing yeah, but because episode 100 I'm gonna do the Justin classic and recommend two things Yes, okay one of them is only for people here in Vancouver which back on episode one I would have assumed would be the majority of our audience but here at episode 100 I know is a very small minority in fact if you are here in Vancouver My recommendation is a restaurant and it's in in Chinatown actually on Kiefer Street It's called juke and they specialize in like comfort food fried chicken lies it in ribs in boxes corn dogs that kind of thing Oh corn dogs, but it's primarily a fried chicken restaurant Okay, and it is honestly the best chicken I've ever had in my life went there yesterday with some friends for dinner And it was spectacular. I will definitely make a point to go back there again They even do take out as well so you can phone advanced just pop and grab your chicken and go friends say Fried chicken ragging on Kiefer Street in Vancouver But for those of you who are not in Vancouver my recommendation is a video game for the PlayStation 4 Which definitely wish you would crack out again so we could play this together It was the free game on PS plus for the entire month of June, but I see listening to this now will no longer Yeah, so fuck you you only have to pay $25 for it and I would say it's well worth it's called killing floor 2 And it is like the zombies mode that was attached to like the Call of Duty black ops games But instead of just being like a side game somebody has taken that basic concept and turned that into an entire game So it has like 30 different maps that you can play through as opposed to like the three I think that are on Call of Duty, but regardless It's a super fun first person shooter that if you play online in like a platoon if you all play as different character types is like the most fun thing I've been playing a shitload of that lately killing floor with his friends for PlayStation I would love to play it with you guys too because you are my friends I like it I like it I like I like the friends Fried chicken and video game. Yeah, I like fried chicken too, and I also like well Stefan even has a even has a slack channel open right now That's hashtag friend chicken I think John Hendrin spelled it wrong. It was a typo and then I was like a typo in the slack We'll change the title of the slack right right right?

Yeah, you guys are super cool. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. Yeah, that's cool It's right you guys are cool as hell you guys are fucking friends.

Yeah. Well, that's cool. I mean John you have friends I know you know your friends have become our friends. That's true.

My resoulations of 100 up That's very true my resolution for 2017 was no new friends, so okay Drake But then I realized that pretty it's pretty lonely if you don't make new friends. You know what I mean? So it's just be at the top two very successful. No, I'm not Not really successful like at least Drake as a mansion shit You know like I had to move into like a less good place What yeah, pretty good place.

Yeah, it's nice. I helped you move Oh What would you say that I was the hero for doing that? Oh my god? Teasing tension for a future mailbag so tune into that but with that that will do it for this week's episode Our roommate has been Kevin Moore set our intern of the fine folks at Seeky a very progressive company loaded top to bottom with nothing But ladies and that's why we love them Still Donate to the show Exactly You can find us at ww.reel good show calm on Twitter at real good show the Facebook group is Facebook Com slash group slash real good show and Definitely farting up a storm so the sooner I can wrap this up the better.

I get to lay boys That's the that's the song you propelling yourself there with gas You're gonna strap yourself to a bunch of drones and then fart your way down the coast. I'm just gonna do it with just the farts Oh, okay, that's pretty good. Sorry. I don't know your head Well, it also helped you made out like really scrunchie face Face like I saw your pooface.

Oh, yeah, I guess that's kind of you know this great content Why wouldn't you donate to show Until next week and for another hundred episodes. I've been Justin Morris that step and hack John Cullen be real be good be real good 100 I just farted so yeah, but it was I guess was the hundred that does it smell no I can't smell it's gonna It took us like two years to get to what John said it was like 10 seconds. Yeah, I was just trying to I missed the moment then so to like wait another two years another hundred episodes and I said farts and farts So I mean that's still still a thing we do talk about a lot speaking of farts if I Stairable I think like if that's not gonna If you had to go if someone could go through all the episodes. I'm pretty sure I'm leading in terms of in terms of Farts, yeah, oh for sure.

I think that's my first one. Yeah, you're gonna wait a leader by far. Okay. I thought it was a run So way leader Jesus Christ So not posting this on my public Facebook page is only in the private groups members of