#100 survival kit for after the turn of the century

we’re living in dangerous times everybody needs a survival kit pack carefully there isn’t much room you’ll need: three cans of irony quick wit spare hearts and a book of unwritten rules you’ll need a photograph of paavo nurmi a bottle opener and an empty bottle find some skin thickener a recyclable container and a soft drive with an undo button you’ll need a redo button a self-made songbook writer’s cramp travel pillbox and an incurable disease you’ll need infinite capacity for love and a healthy appreciation of contradictions bhagiti 7.28.07 perrysburg, oh