1000-lb Brothers

Mazel Morons! This week, we’re diving straight into the DRAMA- AKA, Josh showed up in shorts and OH BOY does he have a reason. While Josh is busy missing fabric on the lower part of his leg, Ben is missing the lox on his Hampton’s bagel and shares a Popeye’s sauce review that gets surprisingly emotional. We fantasize about how we’d go about consuming 10,000 calories in a day, becoming the next 1000-lb sisters, and touring America’s worst cities (shoutout Dayton!) We’re giving updates on our babies, missed opportunities, “self care”, and the shocking rise of serial killer baby names. Plus, we answer YOUR speak pipes about Labubus and good old fashioned payback. But whatever you do, watch your step- there’s carbonara on the floor. What are ya nuts?!  Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok!  Sponsors: Applebee’s iconic 2 for $25 deal is back featuring their NEW Chicken Parmesan Fettuccine and NEW Big Bangin’ Burger. You can get 1 appetizer and 2 entrees for $25 Function is offering 160+ Lab Tests for $365 to anyone who signs up between July 7th and July 11th. To learn more and get started, visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS Head to ByHeart.com and use code GOODGUYS30 to save 30% off your first subscription order for a limited time. Right now, ButcherBox is offering our listeners $20 off their first box and free protein for a year Go to goodwipes.com/goodguys to snag a free pack of Goodwipes.  Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices