Real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good. Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast. That's right, real good show is back at it again for another episode. It's episode number 101.
As many episodes as there are Dalmatians. And Jesus Christ. Justin Morris, that one's again with me as always is. Stefan Hack.
John Cullen. And Stefan, this is the first episode that we're recording with you live on location down there in Los Angeles. That's correct. Yeah, it's a little bit weird to not have you in the room with us.
I am, I'm totally serious here. I'm laying on my bed totally naked. And it's great. I'm just, you get on my bed on top of the blanket.
So you're just hanging brain on the set? Hang on, hang on, everything. There's a lot of stuff hanging out right now. This is probably like the fifth episode that you've been naked for?
Yeah, but first, like a wave where you guys can't see. Well, the only thing that I'm concerned about is that I think Justin can do that intro for the next three episodes. Isn't there 102 and 103 Dalmatians? I think probably.
I don't think there's 103. There's 102 for sure. Yeah. Well, I guess that's, yeah, I will get Justin props for smoothly switching from sports numbers to just pop culture references.
Yeah. But again, you have to like 104. What's that going to be 105? Nothing.
This is it. He was just trying to get in all the references he can. I don't think there's anything between 103 and 300. Like 299 will be a big one because like, oh, I can talk about that Spartan movie next time.
But in the meantime, we really have nothing going on. You got nothing at all. Wasn't it? You know what got movie named after numbers here?
There's got to be. Wasn't there a tweet going around about someone that thought that 300 was the year that the movie was? Yeah, that was Brian, I think, from Street Fight. Yeah.
Yeah. It was a flat Earth. No. No, I don't think it was a flat Earth.
But it was just someone who thought that 300 took place in the year 300. Yeah, because it was complaining about men's fashion. Yes. Yeah.
Exactly. Men are wearing skirts on runways in the year 2017, but in the year 300 they were shirtless. Also wearing skirts, weren't they? Wasn't it like they would wear the like, whatever you call that?
For sure. The Wayne cloth. Like a battle skirt like Wonder Woman wears. Yeah.
Exactly. Justin, you're basically right about after 102. So you have 102 Dalmatians. Yeah.
There's a movie called 108 Demon Kings. Oh, there's a hundred twenty seven hours. Oh, yeah. That's a net.
I'm going to go to the five years of memory, 127 hours, and then after 127 hours, there's nothing until 300. Oh, man. And then we got 300 rise of it. Well, that's going to be a very long three year gap in between hundred and twenty seven and 300.
Yeah, man. I'm so excited for episode 451. It's going to be tight. It's going to be tight.
Oh, you know what? You know what? They're missing here is one sec. Yeah.
I got to add this to the Wikipedia page. If they go from a thousand all the way to infinity, they're missing Mr. 3000. Oh, yeah.
Classic Bernie Mac. Yeah. He loses those home runs. Yeah.
Did anybody actually see that? How exactly do you lose home runs? No, it wasn't home run. It was just hits.
Oh, yeah, it was hits. I'll look it up. I'll do a little search on Mr. 3000.
They like voided a game from his career. Something like that. I'm scared of you, motherfuckers. I've got it right here.
Milwaukee Brewers player Stan Ross. There we go. Bernie Mac angers and teammates by retiring during a 1995 playoff game after making the 3000th base hit required to enter the baseball hall. Okay.
I already like this a lot. You probably would have made the Hall of Fame if he was at two nine nine nine, but regardless. Nine years later, a clerical error is discovered invalidating three of the hits and giving Ross from the ultimate baseball honor. The 47 year old player convinces the Brewers to let him rejoin the team to make his last three hits and sheds his selfish nature as he rediscovers his love of the game.
Oh, big time love of the game when you retire during a playoff game. Well, he rediscovers. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit.
I just asked him. He read to the end of the plot on the Wikipedia page. I forgot on the first. I forgot on the Wikipedia page that they'll just go right through to the end.
I was like, oh, okay. Well, now I know what happens. I thought that I was going to watch it anyway. Roger, you gave it three out of four stars.
Yeah. I think I'm pretty good reviews. 30 million was the budget. Yes, so much it made.
John, I guess you probably saw already. But Justin, no, I didn't see. I'm looking now. Is it a smash hit or it's probably a big time flop, right?
It probably made like $12 million. It wasn't that bad. Yeah, but it wasn't. It wasn't out of the park home run.
It was an infield fly. Yeah, exactly. The infielder didn't even have to catch the ball. It was ruled out before the catch even had to be made.
It's $21 million. Lost like nine. Yeah, so the message boards are gone, but the IMDB message boards are gone, but the reviews are still there. And, pardon me, this one is great because I don't even, I'm not even going to read the review.
Just the title is amazing. It's reviewed by Ray 280 and he gives it nine out of ten stars and the title is history will be kinder than the critics. Semi-colon. The brought worst steals the show.
I don't know what that means and I don't want to know. Oh, they have the sausage race. He plays for the brewers and they have the sausage race. Probably there's a funny scene with one of the sausages.
It's weird that like Bernie Mac is kind of best known, it's like as far as film rolls go for like, I seem like, it feels like one of his like most famous rolls is Transformers, which he's in the movie for literally like 90 seconds. I thought you were going to say he's famous for dying of pneumonia. Well, that's new. No, he's famous for the oceans movies.
The famous for the oceans movies and why I always just think of his iconic death jam set. Oh, I thought you were saying death. I was like, I'm not a college, death of that. No, no, his iconic death jam set.
The Bernie Mac show is really funny too. Yeah, yeah, no, he was, I mean, that's said is unbelievable. I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. I've come up with another number between 127 and 300.
Obviously, we're well past 28 days later, but I did the math and 28 weeks later is 196 days later. So we have that one to look forward to. That is a real reach. There's so many bad baseball puns.
Peter Travers is this one out of the park. And then there's a negative review from Jonathan Crocker of Time Out. He says it deliberately, Louisville slugs its audience over the head, which is kind of violent. A lot of stuff about Hall of Fame hitting out of the park comedy curve balls.
Okay, this is my favorite review from December 2013. The full nine years after the movie came out by Ben Larson from Leesburg, Florida. And his user photo looks like a serial killer. Justin, you have to put it on the blog.
He gives it six out of 10. And the title is, when you get a base hit in this millennium, then you can come on down there and talk to me. That's the entire. That's just the title.
Then he goes, I do not know any baseball stars up close. So I have no idea if they are all assholes like Stan Ross. Bernie Mac does a great impression of the player that even the team mascot hates. Well, I wouldn't undo his zipper either.
He burned all his bridges and he finds he's three hits away from the Magic 3000 club. Now he has to come back and he finds it wasn't as easy as he thought. He will eat a lot of crow before all is said and done. Angela Bassett comes into the picture and Stan starts being nicer and helping out his young teammates.
And now it just gets real sexual in the last sentence. All sports movies end the same way. The big play at the last second to win the pennant. The big play came and a big man emerged.
Did you think it's a documentary? I don't know. The title is very confusing because the title almost seems like a challenge. That people would be like, oh, this movie's not realistic.
A 47 year old guy coming back to get a hit. And Ben Larson's like, when you get a base hit in this millennium, then you can come on down there, which is weird. Talk to me. I didn't say come on down here.
Talk about millenniums though makes me feel like he thinks the movie takes place in the year three. That's it. Oh, maybe. Yeah, maybe it's a real three.
Maybe it's a real 300 BC situation. It's like a sports version of like Futurama where a major league batter un-thaws in the year three. Exactly. And it's Bernie Mac.
It's Bernie Mac's head. Nice. Well, we have some donors to thank. We do.
Yeah. Let's do that. We don't have any ads this week. So we just get right to the donors and write to whatever the stupid shit is.
We're going to talk. And you know what? I had multiple people tell me that they can't get this donor song out of their head this week. So, Stefan, I think you are a master songwriter.
We've talked about this before. But once again, it's come back around that it's an earworm. People love the donor song and you'll have it stuck in your head too after I play it right now. Thank you for donating to the show.
To the show. You work hard for your money that we know. That we know. The segments where we read out all your names.
All your names. If we say it wrong, your parents are to blame. Talk to your parents. All right.
So we actually have a lot of familiar names in the donor segment this week. First, we need to thank our, I believe, only Australian listener, B to Tim's. He just pledged $5. So he didn't send us a package worth $100, but he did donate $5.
So thank you to B to Tim's. Thank you. And thank you for wishing me a happy birthday from Australia. I'm thanking you the first person to do that.
He also called you a cunt in the, uh, in the birthday show. They called me a right proper legend, mate. Yeah. That's like a night.
That's a nice way. That's like, oh yeah, yeah, I know it's good. Yeah, like Australians have as many uses of cunt as like the Inuit do for snow. Right.
47 different words for snow. Exactly. And then we have to say something different things. I'm a good contact thing.
I think so too. I think we should stop saying that word probably. Forward. You know what?
I think I've said it enough time. You've definitely said it enough time. Probably five times too many. I've only said it four times, and that's still probably right.
Yeah, it's too many. You say it right now. Yeah, exactly that one. Yeah.
Okay. And I wish you happy birthday right now. I'll say it again on Facebook. Sure.
Yeah. I mean, in New York, it's your birthday. I'm not in New York, but. You are in the American.
Thank you. Yeah. Exactly. You're a very good friend of mine and I, Hallie, you're 40.
Yes. Skip the deck and decided to just cut right to the good stuff. Nice. Oh, yeah.
You're turning 30. You're turning 30. You're on a crisis. You want to melt down?
Not really. I started singing all these things that I've done by the killers at Gary Ok. That's like the big change. Yeah.
That's fair. That applies. You have a soul. I think that's what happens when you turn 30.
I'm just so much older than I can take. Yeah. Buddy, you and me both. I'll be 32 this year.
It's not a good look. I'm not 32. I am. I said I'll be 32.
I'll be 32. 32. Oh, yeah. No, no, no.
I'll be. You know what? Because I can't see you. Yeah, you can't feel my essence when I say two.
John's actually fudged his birth certificate. Exactly. I'm Danny Almodar. Whatever his name was.
Who was that? Yeah. That's right. Danny Almodar.
Okay. I'm looking at Danny. It was burning back. Birth certificate.
I think that'll probably get it done, right? Danny Almodar. That's what it was. Yeah.
14 year old Danny Almodar is the center of Little League cheating sandal. Was he actually like 17? No, he was 14, but you have to be 12 to play Little League, and he was 14, and then yeah. But he was like, yeah, it's a great, this whole, I'm trying to read the CSPN article for something good, but it's way, way, way too long.
People, it's very, very cool. He was, he threw 76 miles an hour as a quote unquote 12 year old. I mean Ryan from our Little League team was legit 12, and he could probably do that. Not that fast.
I would bet that Ryan's probably thrown in 65 if I had to guess, but that's what I would think. Because my friends are in, I played a softball game today with somebody that played in the East Van baseball league, which occasional producer Jessica Sands also plays in. And I guess they brought a radar gun out to the game, and their best pitcher, who they, who was like one of the best pitchers in the EVBL was throwing 67. And that's a grown man.
And I know Ryan throws it fast, and also the plate is closer in Little League, but like I have a hard time imagining he's throwing more than like, I think even 65 is a lot. Well, but yeah, he's, he throws it hard for sure. So just imagine, add another 10 miles per hour onto that. That's how fast Danny Almod takes the way.
Now our next thank you goes out to Craig Tamble. So he pledged 569, obviously a nice number. And yes, I guess if we just like have people win a contest, then they will donate. So we talked about him quite a lot over the last like month or so.
True, true, but still he we just, I'm just about to send him off a t-shirt, nice little care package for being our question-asker of the first half of 2017. And then he donates to the show. So I'll just throw it out there to all the listeners that don't donate. You are all question-askers of the half year in our hearts.
So send us some money. Next up we have Matthew Ailer. So we were debating whether his name is pronounced Oler or Eler, and he said it's pronounced Ailer and he edited his pledge from $5 to $10. Just one week later.
Probably just so that we could really get the bottom of this pronunciation. So thank you, Matt. That's a run again. Yeah, keep upping it.
Yeah, yeah, sorry. Thank you very much. Mark Ailer. Thank you, Mark.
I really appreciate it. We're running out of like different vowels down here. So I'm going to go with Weiler. We're going to go with Wiler.
We're going to go with Matthew Weiler. Next up Patrick E pledged $5. Patrick Eves. It might be Patrick Eves.
Who knows? Anaheim Ducks forward Patrick Eves. Very well could be. Yeah.
And long time recently and also a big fan of the show. Last pledge also a $5.69 pledge. Very nice. Thank you from Longtime Facebook group contributor Alex Hinman.
Oh, Alex. Thank you very much. Thank you. Alex.
And you know what? I think we saw a big influx in donations this week because I wrote in the copy for last week's episode. We've done a hundred of these fucking things by now. That's got to be worth something, right?
Apparently. For people agreed. $5.69. That's what it's worth.
That is, let me see what that works out to per episode. It's not going to be good. Probably not. No, no.
$1.0569. It's $5.7. Yeah. I didn't shift the decimal point over for an hour.
That's still pretty good, though. $5.7 per episode. Yeah. By the way, can I just say, speaking of sense, they still use pennies down here?
What? It's really disappointing. Well, even, yeah, the pennies and the whole paper money thing, it's so funny. I'm not a fan of the currency, I mean, I've found out that the currency counting for more, but not for like the currency situation.
I noticed my big thing when I was down there, maybe you've noticed this too, I'm sure you have, is that like, Debit, like, Interac just fucking does not exist in the states. Like, cash or visa only, which is baffling to me. I found most places, just say like, card and they'll take Debit now. Okay.
But I've, yeah, I don't know. They don't have, they don't have tap. You can't tap your card. Yeah, it sounded like five years ago and nobody, I couldn't pay with Debit like fucking anywhere.
Yeah. The weirdest thing to me is that Canada is ahead of the US in terms of like being able to tap your card. Yeah. You can't tap your card.
Just so you'd think a time-time thing like that, America would be all over it. Yeah, it makes no sense. What other like, different cities? Yeah, let's, let's turn this into a real episode of just Rick Mercer's foibles.
Just to what are some? No, it's like, Rick Steves Europe, Stefan Hecks America. Exactly. What else have you noticed down there, Stefan?
It's hot. Oh cool, is that exclusive to the states? California. Yeah, I don't know if that's a US thing or just, because I'm in California, it's just, like, kind of a, you ever been to California before?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. John, you too? Yeah, dude. Yeah.
Was it hot when you were there? Yeah, maybe, maybe it's just a big California thing. Yeah. Oh, I think it's more southern California.
Because I've been to like, San Fran, it's not to, you know, it can be just regular there. Like the weather's sort of similar to here. A little hotter, a little less rain. Everybody always talks about San Francisco being like, very cold, almost always, I think.
It's like one of the things about it. It's breezy. Bring a jacket. You're going to need it.
Yeah, exactly. That's the travel motto for San Francisco. Yeah, exactly. San Francisco.
Bring a jacket. You're going to need it. Exactly. Thank you for coming to San Francisco.
Also, we had a present. That's the, oh yeah, no, I was going to say, I had some really hot diarrhea at work. Oh yeah? From like, all the Mexican food you've eaten.
How did you know it was hot? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was from Food Truck, Food Truck Arena. And I mean, it was hot. You know, you don't even have diarrhea.
It's like, what, I was just in diarrhea. I can deal with this. It was like, it was like red. It was boiling hot.
And it really hurt. You feel like you could feel it in your bubble when it was coming out, that it was hot? Yes. It felt like I was shooting up coffee.
It was the end of the day, luckily, and they have a good bathroom situation to go off. Not anymore, but they did. Yeah, once it got coffee and the pipes got ruined. Yeah, so that was ridiculous.
I don't know if it was that, or they have like water in the office, like, lounge, break room or whatever, and it's in like a big cooler, and there's like fruit in the cooler. And so maybe like the fruit water gave me diarrhea, but I was like, it's like, it's more likely that it's the Mexican food truck I would imagine. But I had the Mexican food the day before, which is the weird part. They just had a sandwich.
If you popped in at Del Taco yet? No. Is that a chain? Yeah, I think it was the pinnacle of California fast food.
I know people will say in and out is the best, but for my money, I don't know. Well, there's a, they just got a shake shack here, I think, too. Oh, shake shack. I've never been to shake shack, but it sounds cool for the shakes.
I do like milkshakes. So I'm a huge fan of shack. You guys come down here. I'll take it to shake shack.
Oh, that's so sweet of you. I'm never coming down. I'm sorry. I'm not paying for you guys.
Oh, I'm not paying for you guys. Oh, I'm not paying for you. I'll come down. We'll go to like six likes together.
Is there six likes here? Yeah, dude. Magic Mountain. It's so much better than Disneyland.
Oh, fuck. Rob and I have been looking for like a fun, like, park thing to go to. If you probably, we get a year past Universal Studios. Oh, really?
It's like California residents. Yeah, it's like 130 bucks. And then whenever it's like the off, like, not peak hours, you can just go. That sounds pretty sick, man.
I've never been to that one. Yeah. I've noticed studios has dodged my traveling habits less far. I don't go on rides.
Never? No. I never really go. I never really liked them.
And then I got vertigo. And now I really don't like them. Oh, right. It's the vertigo.
Yeah. Water slides only for me. Water slides are my roller coasters, baby. Can't wait to get to cultists.
Don't you get vertigo from the water slides, too? No, man. Because water slides, it's like, it's, I don't know. There's something about it.
I think that's what makes a difference. When you're in the cart, it's just fucking does whatever it wants to do. That's true. But I also never liked rides.
I also never really liked rides or for children. And I was never a child. I grew mentally very quickly. And I was like, ah, this is for kids.
You're a cynical man. I was a cynical man. I was going to say seven, but yeah, sure. No, the reality is that I was really excited to go on Space Mountain because I grew up in Ontario, so you vacation in Florida.
And my grandparents have been to Disney World and they had a book, Disney book that they had bought there and had all these pictures of Space Mountain. And I was like, this looks like the coolest thing. I was so excited to go on Space Mountain. I think I was 10.
And it was the first thing we did when we got to park and it just blew my poor body away. I was just barely tall enough to ride it. I was like, I was a Stefan when I was younger. It was very small.
Hey. It's like a barely kid on the ride. And it just rocked my world. I was like, it ruined my whole day.
My parents were so disappointed because I was just a miserable prick the rest of the day. I'm in more so than usual. Just, yeah, I just couldn't. You're like Benjamin Button if then we was about him being an asshole when he was born?
Yeah, exactly. And then I just like, I'm going to be less of an asshole. I'm like 80. I'll be like the nicest old man ever.
It'll be like a kind little baby. Yeah, exactly. Totally. Hopefully I'm shitting myself with it.
I'm being real convenient. I was up in a toad. I wouldn't want to burn my butt. I think I went to Disneyland for the first time when I was like six years old or so.
Maybe like seven. I was pretty young either way. And I remember going on Pirates of the Caribbean. And this is like before they like spruced it up to be more like the movie.
I went on that as well at that time. I just remember being horrified by it because like the animatronic, like marionette people, there's something very like uncanny valley about everything about them. I was like just screaming the entire time. I was like crying in fear.
And then we got off the ride. And like despite the fact that I spent the entire ride like bawling my eyes out and being horrified of these robot people as soon as it was over. I was like, we got to do it again. We got to do it again.
So that's like my that's my big like. So did you do it again? I think so. Yeah.
Because it's a small world is like that but like creepy. Because it's just like it's a small world. It's the same thing. It's like you ride like a you ride like a cart or like a log like through this.
I think Pirates of the Caribbean is that you're in water. Yeah, you're in a boat. And then it's a small world is just a car. And it's literally like a it's supposed to be like a miniature world.
It's like miniature world in Victoria but in a ride in a tunnel. And then they just sit in there. They all the animatronics like sing that song. Yeah, it's just like there's something very bizarre.
There's something like dark and sinister about Pirates of the Caribbean even conceptually. Which I would imagine that the robot people are even creepier when everything about them is like supposed to be sunny and chilly and heavy. Yeah, totally. Yeah, they're like happy kids.
It's all kids. They're supposed to be like happy kids. I'm glad I didn't do that. Oh dude, it's a trip man.
You can go on the on the Roger Rabbit ride. Hell yeah. That's universal studios, right? Yeah, that was Toontown.
That was like, oh, see I was at Disney World and I don't think they had that one there. You drive a cab or anything. Yeah, John's ride. Yeah, I think I did that one.
That had like just opened when I was down there. I think they have Indiana Joneses. I'm trying to think of the ones I really liked. Body Wars was really good.
So it was like Star Wars. Like it was it was narrated by C3PO and R2D2. R2D2 I'm sure brought so much to the narration. Yeah, and then and then you it was like you were flying a ship and then you flew into a body.
And then it was like it was like one of those like moving. Magic school bus episodes. Screen. Yeah, it was totally like a magic school bus episode.
Yeah, where you sit in like one of those things that like rotates and moves around. You know what I'm talking about with like a movie screen there. So you're like flying in the body. Yeah, like Star Tours.
Yeah, your seats are moving whatever. Yeah, so it's like that but in the human in the human body. I like that one. Body Wars, something like that up.
But yeah, this is this is some genuine advice for you and Rob Stefan. If you buy your tickets to Six Flags online at least like four days before you go. It's like 30 bucks cheaper and the whole park is just made up of like unbelievable rollercoasters. So if you're like ride of choice is a roller coaster, you fucking have to go to Magic Mountain.
I had just the best time there. I screamed so much that I blew my voice out for three days afterwards. I could not speak at all. So I think Baudelors, maybe I'm just imagining that C3PO and R2D2 were there because this doesn't seem to be.
Is that reading the Wikipedia entry? I feel like maybe what it was was those two, they narrated like the safety part. Or like while you're standing in line. Yeah, exactly.
And then the body Wars because it says it's body Wars was a simulator ride at the wonders of life pavilion at Disney World's Epcot Resort in which the riders were shrunk and carried out a mission inside a human body. The ride is no longer in operation. So it was like you had to be purified and then Dr. Cynthia Lair had volunteered to be miniaturized to observe a splinter.
The guests were told they would board vehicle Bravo 229. This is boring. But yeah, you went into a body. It was a good time.
Interesting. I enjoyed doing a new body and all about that. Yeah. Right.
I bet you do. I watched a lot of porn down there. Yeah. Yeah.
A lot. Yeah. I believe it. I mean you have been watching something.
I don't know if we want to talk about this on the show. But Rob has been trying to get you into professional wrestling already while you've been living together. Yeah. Yeah.
So he's not. What a precious boy. But he wants to come on the wrestling. He wants to come on top marks.
Yeah. Really? I'd love to have him on there. Yeah.
But yeah. I mean he showed me a lot of NXT stuff. Yeah. It was all like Johnny Gargano into a massive champ or right?
The IY. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And like the authors of pain. War is their piece. Yeah. What's the name of that Mexican food truck?
That should be what the authors of pain. Is that called? What? Okay.
Let's just not assume because I had hot diarrhea that it was the Mexican. Yeah. I feel like it's like a little bit of Mexican food is never caused diarrhea ever for sure. I think I might have been the melon water.
Yeah. But. And it would be Mexican water typically that's the real troublemaker. No, not for me.
I don't think there'd be any water from Mexico in the food in California personally. No, but Mexican food is not a good situation for me either. I think that's pretty normal. It was so hot.
Like it was just coming about. It was so hot. Yeah. Yeah.
You've said that man. It was steam rising on with it. It was unreal. Like I had a lot of diarrhea.
Yeah. You talked about it a lot. Like I very rarely get diarrhea. It's probably because I eat so many salads.
Yeah. Because you eat well. Yeah. And you get some like vegan protein powder with greens in it.
Oh, like Vega one. Yeah. Nice. That's why I have that every morning.
Yeah. That's why I'm going to start doing too. Perfect. That's good for you.
Make a little smoothie. So. Yeah, exactly. It's not one of those expensive blenders.
No, I just have I got one of those water bottles with like a metal whisk ball inside of it. Oh, wow. Cool. I'm going to start working out or what?
That's the plan. We're going to see how this goes. I may just I'd rather do that and get hot diarrhea. We like you and Rob.
Yeah. Rob and I are going to run more and more. Oh my God. You two are already LA.
I don't think everyone is a hot model. Yeah. Yeah. And you guys are ugly.
Yeah. You guys are ugly and gross. I have like a weird shriveled body. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you don't like talking to these? He has ALS.
Yeah. His AIDS too. I don't think so. You sure?
I don't think Stephen Hawking has AIDS. Nope. I mean, I'm pretty sure he has people helping him. But I know, but I could have I'm like nine.
Are you sure? Yeah. I'm looking it up. I don't think he has AIDS.
He has HIV then at least. No, he doesn't. Okay. This.
Is he trying to make a, is this a bit you're doing here? No, I swear to God. He has ALS, dude. If you search Stephen Hawking AIDS, it just talks about how he talks.
Just like, what are his communication AIDS? I don't even know that Lou Gehrig's disease and ALS for the same thing. Oh, wow. Didn't someone do the ice bucket challenge?
I guess. I'm just not. What is the same disease that's named after him? Pardon?
You want to? Like he was the first, what are the guys that he's the first guy to get Lou Gehrig's disease? Yeah, because he was aint it wasn't. The scientist was just a really big fan.
No, he's just the first famous person to have. It's like, it's like Tommy John surgery. He just. That's what he was the first person to get it.
Jesus Christ. Well, I already know it. I already hate this episode. I don't even know how old Stephen Hawking is.
He's old. He read the platter. They think he is a robot or a hologram. Of course they do.
He's 75. He's been a miracle. He's been alive with ALS all this time. That's not what they're saying.