Everything we talk about is the highly, everything, highly, everything. A politics- Yeah, we lose. We lose. We're not losing anyone that listens to us to begin with.
Like, if we never got big, I made it. That was the one that we were able to kill, that. Hello, everyone. To Turbo Tavern number 16.
16. Obviously, we've got our lovely landlord here, Matt, at the bar, ready to service some lovely new beers that we haven't started before, Matt. We've got some. Oh, no.
And it is midweek, so it's a school night. So we've got a full menu, but we are going to low-alcohol it today. We're going to treat you can't always do the fucking 7%ers and the 8%ers. You can't even always do a 6% of Kenya or 5.5, sometimes that might be too high.
And that's why we're here to give you all aspects of the beer spectrum. And we like to talk about a 3.8, Matt. You get a good 3.8, there's nothing much better than a 3.8, is there? You're safe, mate.
You're a safe, mate, yeah. He's always looking after you can swirl it around and spill it a little bit. It's because it's only a 3.8. Yeah, 3.8.
Yeah, a floor. Any £1.8, you didn't. I'm actually in a pub and anybody would have caught you in the fucking same. Yeah.
Still, it keeps you steady for the night. Your mind's paying out the same price you would because you're not going to fall on your ass at the end of it. The thing is about those beers, mate, they sing down your throat, don't they? Once you've heard the first one, you're acclimatising, you're going to go and go, do I like this?
The second one, you're loving it. The third one is poorly. It's like, what? I'm not getting pissed of it.
You're doing up and you're like, it's only 3.5. I don't want to say you're fucking pissed of it. I mean, you have 108 tonight. Yeah.
When you can easily have 6. Like, when we were in town, we're not too long ago. We get to have another one. We get to have another one.
We're sitting outside the old moors pub. And we probably had a couple more than we thought we were going to have there. Also, because we're eavesdropping. It's a good conversation.
It's a good conversation. It's a good old boy, don't it? It's a good old boy. Yeah, proper old old boy.
He's having a bit of a heat discussion. You're one of them left and they probably slag him up a little bit. It's a good conversation. It's a good conversation.
It's a good old boy, don't it? It's a good old boy, a good old boy. A good old boy. A bit of a heat discussion.
They were probably slag him up a little bit but be honest back. That's fine. It's fair enough. Do it at the pub.
They were different background. We're different backgrounds. One of them might be in a professor or an audience. instead of travelling.
They called him music. They called him music. That was it when he had been any. He knew this person.
He knew that person. Was he an alternate? I think he was an alternate ... No, I don't think so.
In my head, I turned them into him. Just making sure he's a little better. I think he grew up in a like your work called Kipling Country, won't it? I did tell us.
He was definitely in like that. I like that we broke our stuff. Did they offer us in? Do we just have a nice quick wit that they've got at least boys are brilliant.
They got to. What the fuck are you doing? He was staring at us for the last time. We just listened to a story and he was into it.
Oh, come on then. Come on then. Hi. Hello.
Thank you. I'm Matt. What are you talking about? We were just talking about how we travelled around the world doing music and selling drugs and just down there.
Yeah, no, we were just saying we were doing something. He's got two years brilliant. He's got your friend. I'm just talking about how I'm a professor at Oxford University.
Come on. Yeah, I did. Yeah. I did.
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I did. It's funny. It was funny, it's funny, I like. You've been on this take for a long time.
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Oh, it's dark outside. At the window it is. It's funny. It's funny.
You like, we're doing this plan for a long time, right and it's still, especially the English, we're obsessed with� way of day and night and everything cold and warm and everything. So it's like, ah when she's tell us. me a tits. Yeah.
Topsof straight away. Yeah, Topsof, it seems to be, I'd probably say, not just February, February, March time, because they're, that's my top comes off. Yeah, April, April, April, April, I don't see a show. I mean, that my show is probably till, I would say maybe September, September, September, just before October.
Because October, I think it's starting to be a bit too, I don't know. Unless, unless it was, I'm sure last year, I'm sure last year was a good summer mate. Can't remember that. No, it was a shit summer mate.
It was a really rainy one. Oh, maybe the year before that was a really good summer mate. The luck, the fucking, the first lockdown was beautiful. That was when it was sunny from March up until the end of October.
October, and it was still like, it was like, wait a minute. Yeah, it was like, I mean, it must have been like up until 12 o'clock at night and that's like, October. Yeah. Yeah.
But I think that's because the government did that thing anyway, so well, because all inside, we'll turn lights on for you. So it's a bit light on you. Yeah. Subsizing you in a different way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we keep the sun out. So everyone doesn't get wicked. So we get a bit more sun into house. So you get a bit more bit minty because you're not going outside.
Yeah. It was good. I thought it was good. I mean, the sun's a big thing.
It's a bit politics, straight away, right? We'll get a bit of it. Oh, we'll get a bit of it. Guys, stop being silly now, right?
That's the introduction done. That's the only one I was talking about. They love it when we talk about it. That's their favorite bit.
So apparently, to start you off, you are adding some bear. I saw a pan player. It's a fucking panning to bear though. Is this, you see all that fucking, everyone dropping off a fucking panning to bear or a fucking marmalade sandwich in a fucking queen?
Over a fucking pan of suspense. Yeah, just chucking. No, I didn't see it. Because he did that thing, didn't you?
Yeah. So they had to stop telling people to leave him fucking marmalade sandwiches in all the fucking. That's annoying though. Because if I did live in London or Weber, and I did see that film in that scene and everything, I was just knocking past, going down the mountain and everything, it would have been nice to have a jar of fucking marmalade just locked it up.
And chucked it like a white loaf of marmalade. Yeah, I'm not going to bother. I'm not going to bother. Don't make it, mate.
I could maybe split the plastic of the loaf or a whole lot of it. Sink the marmalade into it. So it's got a bit more weight to it. And then see if I can love it.
Yeah, but then I guess, hit the building. Yeah, and then when it explodes, the marmalade will just go on the bread anyway. So that's a fucking sandwich. Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put the glass out, take it to class out. It's not what it's not. Not here to fucking tell you how to eat your sandwiches, you need to fucking make them.
So do eat more sweets. Yeah. Don't worry about it. Yes, it's the same thing.
The same thing is the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same thing.
It's the same thing. It's the same process. It's the same process. Yeah, so just, yeah.
Don't cry about it being glass in it. If you want to have a marmalade sandwich, you've got a fucking marmalade sandwich. Oh, but it's all glass in your way, you're spazzed, go. Don't fucking marmalade.
You're a great woman. Don't even make them a fucking marmalade sandwich because you made it and they think it's your scum. Because it was... Warbins?
Not Hovis, mate. Peace of shit. Oh, well, I won't even give that a fucking jump. So an Anspelic can f**k off as well as Hovis.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. F**k War and his cunt. Well, so it's actually earlier saying we haven't done a bad ole star. It's probably, you know, unofficially.
In a turbo kind of what we're going to do right now. Are you f**ing with a bit of an ole thing? You're so close! So close.
But we could probably... You know, with a bad ole star. We could have just a bad ole star. Some of them come to mind mate, but don't try and throw out Yogi because he ain't making a cut is he?
Oh he's gone way down. The blue for me is still fucking... did we do one or not? No he was just then.
I don't mean to talk about who was good to go for a point move. So I guess, essentially, that's what we're based the all stars on and the blue did win. Yeah, fair enough. If you can think of a bear that would fucking beat the blue.
The thing is, all the names I'm going to bring up are the same names we spoke about before because in my head was it say Super 10. Yeah we'd have to go through all the care beds individually. Yeah, Moon Bear, Irish Bear, Sunny Bear, Rainbow Bear, Rainbow Bear, yeah. It's got to be a Rainbow Bear in there.
And some other fucking bear, I don't know. Anyway, to start you off with Rosie, he's talking about bears and I was getting into that. No, we've done bears. Forget it.
We've got a Shandy Shack Elderflower Largotop. No, it's a nice little Shandy. We are going low. This is a 2.5% volume though.
I've got body to it, even though it's a Shandy. Almost like a top of Radlautophing I guess. Yeah, smells sweet. Smells lovely.
Oh that is very nice. Easy drinking any. It's got that largot but it is. That's the elderflower's there mate.
Yeah, he's like a floor like he said. A floor. I guess it's like, I guess, to be great it does give it, because obviously when you're with your hops tonight you're always getting the floor and you're smoking like a bear with an IPA and that sort of shit. I guess it just gives that largot a little something extra.
And what it does do is it kills any sweetness once they finish you off. Because if you're drinking a cider or even a traditional Shandy it's a bit too sweet. That last thing is like, you don't want another one. Be like on the back of your teeth though you're talking.
Whereas this one, because it rounds at the end of the same. It's like, you don't have another one. You don't have another one. That's all isn't it?
Easy drinking, not that bad. That's really nice. Yeah, I would quite easily make you add a four pack of them in your fridge waiting for you. Our days work.
Sunny day. Yeah, I mean it's not with Sunny day, but yeah. Blue and free ladies and gentlemen. That's good.
It's really good. Too late he's gone now. Low alcohol, only 105 calories per can as well. That's pretty good.
That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good.
And all natural and vegan. So any more fucking about that. Propped up by the beep and guardian. They wear everything.
So they're going to be taking all the boxes and getting them from right in there because they got everyone, and he's going to tell them what to do and how to make the perfect beer. And then they've got that in the original Craft Shandy. That's the next big thing. Craft Shandy.
You'll be seeing Craft Shandy's all up and down, up and down. Do you want to know what it tastes like? Go for it. Tastes like chilling on a sun drenched beach.
Their words not mine. Their words not mine. I'm too sure about that. Yeah, see, if we told you once, we tell you a thousand times don't write down on your can.
What you think it tastes like. It's not a good idea. We're telling you what it tastes like. Craft Shandy is enough.
Yeah, I like Craft Shandy. But that is a really lovely little drop there. I tell you what I have been drinking a lot lately though. When we went to a brew dog and they had the hazy crush, which was like the hazy Jane.
I was like fresh orange juice. Because my dad's got a date and I brought some hazy guavas. I brought them like fucking coffee. Free for it.
I just did it once. I brought them like that. I can't be right. I can't be right.
Every time I go to my dad's. If I buy beer there, there's beer there. Anyway, I went over there. I was remembering that fucking hazy crush.
I was like, I'm just drinking fucking hazy and orange juice. Fucking lovely. Proper refreshing as well. It was really nice.
You could drink that all night long. Really? Yeah, you don't know if this is fucking getting pissed on nothing. That does sound good.
It's easy, quite horrible. Yeah, but. Again, though, it can get a bit sweet towards the end because you drink a lot of fucking orange juice. If you sort of, you pour yourself like half part of orange juice.
Pour as much as the beer when you can. And just keep fucking topping up. You top up with the beer. With the beer.
With the beer. You're drinking a fucking full beer. You're moving down the road. I found that worked better than half and half and half and half.
If you keep popping up and it turns to a fat one, it's all going to go. That's my base. Yeah. So put away when you're in half a pint or three quarters of a pint of orange juice.
You beer. Sit. Then just keep topping up with a beer all night and eventually it'll finally advance itself out. They'll probably be a sweet spot.
If you can figure out what your sweet spot is, remember that in your end. Use that next time. I went from the one extreme to the other. And I enjoyed it.
You're coming to the moment. It was a natural current to me. You're just kind of just waiting for it. You're talking, you're drinking, you're drinking, you're drinking.
Yeah. Because you have got to go to the kitchen every time and measure it out and everything. Yeah. I'm always used to it.
Fuck yourself. Do it. Do it. Shut up.
Shut down. I'm going to drink. I'm going to drink. Anyway, so that's what I've been drinking.
Yeah. As you say, Shandy Shaq. Keep up the good work. Always enjoy it.
Yeah, they don't need our help. They don't need our help. They don't need our help. They don't need our BBC.
Yeah. You had their fucking stool in one of the things, didn't they? They did. They should go get their help.
Yeah. We're pretty big time now. Super sticker. We don't have.
We have them one run of stickers. Have we? Yeah. Yeah.
John, he's good. Yeah, he's not bad, isn't he? We need a bypass as agent. That's the problem.
He's always getting away. He's just fucking true. So we can't, you know, he's not, he's not. He's not available.
He's got something. He's available. He's kicking around with him blood angels. He has to try.
He is. We're going to tell it. Well, last John is on. John is on about his.
He's torn on his tournament. Oh, yeah. So you can break news on that. You have to fill us in.
I don't know how that went, but I do know that he did. Yeah. Blood angels in it. Yeah.
They're pretty good. I can't believe they're calling for it. This is what I'm listening for. Oh, ladies and gentlemen.
Stop it. That was lively, ladies and gentlemen. That was lively. That was lively.
What's the trousers now, ladies and gentlemen? When we watch the name, they freshly watched it. You could kind of have been wearing it. Oh, yeah.
That's fine, yeah. That's fair. I can put my trousers on clean out and fucking wash. By the end of day, they're fucked.
They'll have dinner on them, they'll have fucking snots on them. You're snot. Oh, yeah. I'll have to take a second.
I'll sneak it off. They've just watched them. Is that shit on your trousers? I just watched that.
It's like they're clean on stage. No, they're covering shit. Yeah, they're cleaning up today, so. Yeah, don't do that bit.
It's a question, it's clean. It fucking stinks. No, it's fine, don't. Maybe alone.
You're making me a hard time. I'm washing when I need to wash them. You don't wash them. I do want to wash them.
That's what I'm about to do. Look. I can't turn them down. They're just making a sense.
Spit on it now, I'll clean off for that. This is a lovely boy though, this is. That is a lovely boy. Proper lovely boy.
But from that little sip, yeah, it's quite nice. Was it, yeah, you got to have a saviour sip there, mate. But it's legal, you know, you love to do that. But what is it?
What is it that's lovely? That's what we built up. We built up. Tell them the percentage first, mate.
Then tell them the size of the can, then tell them the... It's a 3.7, which that is a number, isn't it? Because I can 3.7, like, where are they going with that? 3.7?
Yeah. 3.8, yeah, we get it with 3.7. So, I'd be very rarely to see a 3.7, I think. In a sir, 440.
Or 43.7, I guess it's 3.7, you can afford to be a bit of a bigger can, can't you? Yeah, I'd say so. And who is it, mate? It's Cloud War.
Oh. Now we've had the Cloud War of Roodog. Yeah, my special, like, I was... I had a little bit of a love affair with that beer for that period of time, mate.
I saw that in Tesco's. But I still pick him up. I'm not too sure. I haven't seen him.
And I would recognise that can if I was walking down the aisle. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're always a fucking ten-eight-sick. I mean, what they are a ten-eight-sick.
Really is the old, um... That fucking new, tiny rebel. The fruit of the... Oh, the fusi.
Yeah, I think that's done now. I think we had that one of that kind of nasty. I feel privileged to do that. Obviously, went to tiny rebel myself.
Asked for it, and they didn't have any there. Oh, my God. Is that... Am I just going to have that sweet bit of nectar that we had?
I saw that. Exactly. Was that... Did that get three thumbs up?
Was it a five-star beer? We could even speak. We couldn't even... We couldn't even...
We couldn't even... We had it. I think we said you'd have to drink it. You have to drink it.
And now no one can. It's gone. Maybe the website, maybe my Stylacen kick out. I know it's a birthday one.
So if they've got anything left over from the brewing, then they might. I did see one of the old boys, the actual tiny rebel old boys. Oh, yeah? On the can.
They're just describing the drink and then the can. It's got two old boys on it. They're talking about two old boys. One should know be...
Bear. Bear. Yeah. Yeah.
So I was literally saying that to the old boy. I can't. I'm sure it was a sour. I'm sure it was a sour.
Then he went out of back. Yeah. Came out. Oh, yeah.
That was the... That's a... Gazz, let's say. He might be a lotta say.
It's not the... The sauce was just over there. He was just walking up there. So I spotted a tiny old rebel.
I don't know which one I saw mate, but it's a one of them. So one of them. Yeah. Because if you see him individually, it's not the same.
That would be what he's like seeing Road Dog or Billy Gunn. But if you saw him individually, it doesn't matter. You need to see him again. Yeah.
Yeah. He needs the magic. He needs the power plate. He wants to fucking...
Yeah. With it off each other. Exactly. He eats on a peck on a peck together.
What? Like a Mexican way with that peck? Yeah. Yeah.
That's what you really need. You're gonna talk about the beer. We just described that I would be like... I would say it would be brilliant.
What do you want to do? It's a beer review podcast. You don't have to actually review the beers in our hands. Just reviewing any beer, ever-end.
Yeah. Give this. Give this. It's all right.
Give this cold brew. It isn't very good. Fuck me. There's still fucking trying to sell that shit.
I wouldn't. I'd give up on that one. Yeah. Unless someone's loving it.
But I'm not sure. Well, we tried it with milk as well, mate. So we've done all the research. Yeah.
It doesn't work. Whatever you do it with. It's not gonna work. Bailey's maybe.
That's my way of thinking next time. That's got a fruit you touched to it. Yeah. That's got almost an orange juice by going at the end of that, mate.
Yeah. That in the morning. Yeah. You're away, mate.
It's summertime. You're away knocking about somewhere. Where are you? Where do you want to be?
I mean, you're in West Country. West Country, yeah. You've got a bench at the front, or where are you? Where are you sitting?
I've got a little breakfast table, aren't I? It's again, it's summer. It's topsoff, obviously. Yeah, of course it is.
I've got a filling dish out on a breakfast table. I'm watching a bird's end, I've got a bird feed out. I've got a bird feed out. I've got a bird feed out.
I've got a bird feed out. I've got a couple of little robins or not. Two early for robins. I've got some herbs.
I've got some ravens. I've got some crows, ropes and ravens. That's a murder's, a murder's, a parlament of works. What's the ravens one?
That's a good one. That's a good pub quiz. I don't know what ravens is. Do you reckon they just kind of crowed?
No, I've got some parlament of works. Every parlament of works and a murder of crows. I'll point out for you. I think it is a...
Shall I put flock of ravens and see if it comes out? It's a love affair of ravens, I think. There we go. Ooh, that's good.
We thought parlament was good, didn't we? Yeah, it was a group of ravens is called an unkindness of a crime. An unkindness of... Oh, an unkindness?
Or a conspiracy of ravens. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, conspiracy of ravens. Which seems fitting since ravens are traditionally considered creepy.
Fuck, I didn't get it. That's what it says on Google. Oh, no, they're so creepy. It's like, oh, like ravens.
They're the best. They're quality. Smart as fuck. They are smart as fuck.
Bigging you think. You know when you're a raven mate? Yeah, they are big. They're decent sized birds.
You go to the parel London or...? Oh, yeah, that's what they're saying. That's why they're conspiracy. Some parking in Tokyo that went to, they're famous for ravens there as well.
They're fucking... I could grow. I could grow a raven. You can fucking train all of them.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're fucking... They're fucking...
They see where food's coming from. They're coming back for a food and shit. My... I think it's my great uncle.
My uncle Jimmy. Scott, Jungle Jimmy. We used to stay with him in Langley and Scotland. It was called in January.
And when he was... My uncle was telling me a story of when he was younger. He had a fucking... He had a raven.
Or a crime on his shoulder. Like a black... On his shoulder. That was just...
That was his gimmick. Like a... Like a... Like a...
Like a truly believe it. It's like ow. Swell of a fuck's sake. Yeah.
Uncle Jimmy. He had a stappy and he fed in... What? That's your his name.
He fed... He fed... Like... Is it Neapolitan ice cream?
I fucking did. He didn't do the best of that stuff. Yeah. And if he threw fair, there was no dog shit all over.
If you are, I thought you'd fed. That's going straight through. Yeah. But maybe obviously it was just that she was at least she went outside.
Yeah. I'm... Yeah. And it didn't shit inside.
I mean, it's painful. I like this is going straight through. I love it. But it is going straight through me.
Yeah. Shit. The out of the fucking garden is just walking water all shit. It's just fucking layers.
Oh, no. Yeah. No, it's kind of beautiful colours. I was getting more like that.
The dog did it. Beautiful. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It all takes like shit though. Every single character of what colours are in the lawn. They all take like shit. Strange.
Anyway, let me give you a little bit of a story about this. So like we said, it is cloud water. It's just called pale ale. Soft and hazy pale ale.
So it's just a standard can. This pale ale features a blend of modern and classic hot spec citrus in there. There are definitely some citrus in there. Not 100%.
Not 100%. There are definitely those. I can taste that. I know what 100% citrus tastes like now.
And I don't like 100%. I think I might like a 30%. Maybe you might give me a 60. Yeah, a 60.
But 100% is too much. Yeah, it's way too much. And lazy. What have you been in it?
I can't remember what you're saying. It's a different. Jeffery citrus. Jeffery citrus.
Jeffery citrus. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy.
His name was at the start of the last episode. His name was like Timmy's shoes. And then he went back to Jimmy. Originally he was Jimmy.
I asked you what his name was last time. When I listened back to it, I was like, I'm sure Timmy's. I think it was Timmy or Johnny or Jimmy. Yeah, it changes.
It's more than one. Oh, sorry. I thought, yeah. Sorry.
There's a group of spirits that have taught me. I've always had one spirit. That would be strange. They all speak too much.
I suppose it was just one as well. We think you're a bit of a fraud as well. Because you can't speak too much. You could be making up.