Shana ball, shana home You know what? I love the best I love the best that now. We have all this extra space and yet you and I are still sitting Oh look you moved look at you. Just move a little moving like that.
You're like so amazing It's farther away from you now Means a lot to me to Get your head off my ankle! He come back to me! I'm gonna watch you float away or something. He's bird.
Sucking Titanic. Pilper. That wasn't a fucking romantic movie, it was a horror movie! Well, the fucking dude's died!
It's a romantic if you're a chick. Oh my god. Cathy, you're so far! You're so far.
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Recording live from the threshold love lab in front of Carrie! Mark and Unger! I'm Cathy. I'm Boogie.
Jesus Christ. I'm Mark. Why? I put that out there for you, and then you put it back.
He likes doing that. He likes doing that. I know. Let it go.
Unger is his own person. Oh, God, damn it. He's his own ogre. He feels a little light.
It does. Not only is the bis gone, but you cleaned and decluttered in such a way that I feel cast a drift in the love lab. Look at you, you're fucking like seven inches away from me now. I'm going to get you a little table, and we'll just go farther and farther apart.
But we are here! Show 102, continuing. I talked to a bis a couple times while she was on her way driving back to the east coast with her drug doubt dog. Aww.
One of them is just normal, just stares at her. You're fucking just wowed just stares at her. The other one is a fucking... Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
It's an Italian Greyhound. So they breed them to have their noses so pointy. It's like, where does the brain go? There is no place for a fucking brain on this fucking dog.
It's just meant to run fast. But there's no brain. It is literally the dirtiest, stupidest dog you've ever... I love that dog.
Both of those dogs are adorable. So literally, that dog was on Zanners for doggy Zanners for their entire trip. But she made it there. She's doing pretty good.
We're here just getting ready. I've been so pumped because it's sad for her to leave, but it's exciting because there's things that I could... Mark, get over here. Oh, this is not a precedent.
What's going on here? Be my tugboat bell. Do it. Just do it.
Be my tugboat bell. Okay, wait, wait. Turn around. Watch taking off her pants and her underwear.
Watch her bending over. Spread your legs. Spread your legs. Wait, where is it?
Wait, wait. Where are you pulling out of her butt? Okay, you ready? I'm pulling on her tampon string.
Oh, that's a good girl. She did not look very happy. She's pouting. That's the type of stuff a bitch wouldn't tolerate.
Can't you blame her really? Good girl, Mark. Look, she's pouting and frowning. This is what you get to...
Look, she's covering her face and all shy. This is what you're going to get for the next 100 episodes, motherfucker. Tampon tugging. Tampon tugging.
See, she was my tugboat bell. It was very cute. She's very obedient. She didn't even...
I would have complained and stopped my foot. She just said yes and... Notice why I fuck her and not you. There's more than one reason why you don't fuck me.
Yes, there's two. But at least, goddamn, I can call you on the phone and spend time with you without fucking having an ice cream sandwich waiting. Oh my God. That was the best.
For those of you who don't remember, create an explorer. Only spend time with Kathy while his timer was set for his ice cream sandwich to melt to just the right edible level. So now every time I call it a Kathy, I remind her that I don't need an ice cream sandwich to actually spend time with her. I love you more.
I love you more. You're on the phone and he's like, I'm only going to hang up. He's like, oh no, don't get on the phone. I love you more the creative explorer.
I don't even have an ice cream sandwich. Oh my God, that was so funny. I really did love the tugboat bell. I'm really excited.
It's very cute. It's very cute. And it's just to be a thing. And it's because of Mark.
It's not because it's you, because she's adorable and you can tug on her tampon string. It's adorable. I think it's adorable. And then we'll sell it on eBay.
I don't know. What is this? What's Cannibal Schmanibles? Oh, you know that you posted on our perverted podcast group a goodbye to Abyss and everyone should thank her.
And people started writing stuff in and going home with me to Abyss. Well, Pixie Princess wrote, I don't know how Kathy and Boogie are going to cope. I'm actually convinced there won't be a show 103 because they will have eaten each other alive or irritated one another to dev. That is, no, no, we've done other shows together.
And we have other people that are going to come in and guess how it's going to shine. We always start killing each other. Just slightly. There's a look that I don't really see.
I can't give you the look. Apparently there's a look. But it's cool, Kathy, because you know what? You're an eyes friendship, which by the way is totally Pluto.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on here. It's a Pluto friendship.
It's a Pluto friendship. That is not a word of the day. Pluto is the word our relationship is totally Pluto, which is short for Plutonic. Carrie has laughed.
She's laughing at you. She laughed. See, you dig, right? Oh, no, no, Kathy and I are totally Pluto.
It's okay. Because then it explains. I say totally. You have to say totes, Pluto.
What? That's what the kids are saying nowadays. What do you mean totes? If you're going to enter the land of news baggery, you must abbreviate all things.
Totes? Do people actually say totes? Oh, fuck yes. All the fuck on.
Wow, I'm old. I thought I was cool with Pluto. No, totes, totes, totes, totes, totes, totes, totes, totes, totes. It sounds like it just took a shit.
Kathy's my totes, Pluto. Well, that's how my totes are. She's my ployter, not my Pluto. Oh.
Why is that? Why did Unger turn criminal? What is this? Unger was reading the board.
He's like, what? What the hell did I do? I get here to the club. I'm parking my car and I get out.
I look over and there's Unger on the other side. He's on the parking lot. He's fidgeting with something. He looks very intriguing because he's sitting there and the wind is blowing in his hair and I'm all, what is Unger doing?
What is this craziness? I go, hey, Unger, what are you doing? What? Nothing?
What were you fidgeting with? Oh, you know his one word answers. I mean, unless you ask him specifically. He's a very articulate man.
Oh, very articulate man. I said, what are you doing? What are you buying? It's a rubber slicer thing.
A rubber slicer? I said, why are you buying? Why are you buying a Metal blade for a Dingle grinder? It's actually a diamond blade for an angle grinder.
Why are you, why are you, why are you, why do you need one of those? He goes to slice rubber. To cut tire, to cut rubber. Yes.
And I said, what kind of rubber are you cutting? He goes tires. You know if you crack a spark plug and you take a slingshot and you shoot that, that breaks windows like a motherfucker. I don't want to know how you do that.
No, no, no. Talk to crazy Leah. You want to join him because the minute he said to cut tires, I thought, oh my, he's going to jail. Hunger's going to jail.
We're going to get a call saying to come and bail out. I think what you missed is that he's going to be cutting inner tubes and tires to be adults. Well, he had to explain that, but with his one word answers, I'm cutting tires. I'm cutting tires to make clothing.
Tired, tired clothing. Yes. That sounds very, very younger. Yes.
You're making tire armor? Yes. You're going to be the Michelin man. That's fucking awesome.
That's what I said, but no. Well, partially it's, it's, I'm going to an event later this year called Wasteland Weekend where you go out. It's like a Mad Max Weekend. Sure.
It's like, stuff to wear because you can't just go and hang out. You've got to be part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're going to be the Michelin man.
Well, just my shoulders and stuff. That's nice. I'm sure that's going to be very warm. Yes, it is.
I got a three inch rubber. I got a three inch rubber. I got a three inch rubber. Instead of steel.
Jesus Christ. Hunger's going to come back just to shrivel the hydrated piece of wave. As he's better than when I thought it was going to go slashing people's tires when he did that. I think that's more fun because fuck him.
That's why you've read your tire slash. I have. No. It's pretty lame when they do all four because there's no, no getting around.
Yeah, people are sweet. Fuck you. So glad I'm not a criminal. Okay, what, blah, blah, blah.
We got a bunch of shit. So I was going to talk fucking Mark. Mark's new name is top bun by the way. We have to start calling Mark top bun.
Why? Because Mark is now Eric Cartman from I forget what season it was. But people will understand who knows South Park. So Mark's at home and Mark's mom went out for Mother's Day, whatever.
And Mark's like waiting at home for mom to come home so she can give the balloon and the cake. Mark's mom's not showing up. So Mark doesn't know how to feed herself. So apparently she does why she weighs 14 pounds.
I'm all about you. Did you eat? She's like, there's nothing to eat. It's like, there's a refrigerator full of food.
And you know, she does really good on her MCAT stuff. But for some reason when it comes to nourishment and actually, you know, making a plan to like heat something in the microwave. Mark falls a little short. So I'm like, what did you eat today?
You know, so I thought she was going to say something big like frosting. But instead she's like, well, there's hamburger buns. And I'm like, you ate hamburger buns? She's like, well, I only ate the tops.
You ate the tops off the hamburger buns? So like, so fucking she laughed for her mom. Who I just pictured this Argentinian buttered woman sitting there with like 20 fucking hamburger bottoms to make her a shitty sandwich. Mark, really?
I can only imagine that we wielded look on her face, but she opens the fridge. What the fuck happened to these buns? Why is there? It's like eating the muffin top.
For those that don't know what hamburger buns are. There's a top and a bottom and the bottom is the shady part. And the top is the fluffy good part, like a muffin top. So I'm like, oh, no, dear pumpkin.
So now we just call her top bun. So for those of you that remember the episode where Eric Cartman ate all the chicken skin off the bucket of chicken in the episode while they were all going out to get the shit out of the car, he ate all the denducky fried chicken skin. That's disgusting. So yeah, so yeah.
That's a name. Mark's top bun. You're um, I hear that you're quite horny these days. It's just Christ.
I didn't see Mark or anybody. I had no girls for five days. One day out now. Yes.
And I was literally like literally like dry-humping cucumbers and you know, just whatever. Is that why you were giving me that look? Because you're that horny that you're willing to look at that way? I was like, I'll go buy an ice cream sandwich and fucking give it to you.
Just for God's sake, let me fuck you. Just let me. That's pretty desperate. Let me hump your leg.
When you're looking at me that way. Aw, come on, Kathy. You know you're a sexy bitch. No.
You are. Really not. I'm gonna fuck your elbow. Carrie's just nudging me with her toe.
So yeah. So I've been really, yeah. What? Oh, there's a little boom head.
A little boom head. I like putting their boobs on my head. I shell and I do it every time when you're asleep. Hey.
Every time you're asleep. I just rub my nipple on your forehead. And I'm like, if I could just be your mother and you could suckle. You're not.
You don't have a booboo. I'm done. I don't want to get me to get in. I just got to get in the sense of like, you know, yeah, no.
I know you better buy them on Amazon. You're pretty good. It's like, okay. I'm just gonna do it.
I'm just going to do it. I'm looking out on my breast. It doesn't matter. It's like a beautiful thing.
It's cool. So Thursday, we're actually doing a threshold of three 60 video tourshoot. Shoot. You know, yeah, yeah.
All I know is that I'm supposed to be here. It's the cameras that I'd love to do some zoo videos with this. I don't know if he has the ability to edit music or whatever. But it's basically it's like an eyeball camera, it's like a big, you shoot your video or take your picture and it takes a 360 degree picture up and down and all around.
Did I just open down and all around? Yeah pretty much did but that's on Freelink. Yeah. But so and then what's awesome is if it's video like you'll be watching like I watched a shark dive video and so you're watching the guy in the wetsuit talk about the video and we really should have creepy come and talk about this.
No. Yeah so but then while you're watching that guy you can take the scroll and you can just like scroll around and then look at the guy throw and chum out to the sharks and you know so I'm like oh I'd love to do that. So we're gonna come here and do that at Threshold. We're gonna do that at Threshold and we're gonna do interviews in the room so if I don't even know what the date is I'm not gonna pitch out I don't know anything.
It's Thursday. It's this Thursday. May 18 2017 so you're listening to this in 2020. There's an event for it on FETLAY.
Okay so yeah it's gonna be interviews but they're gonna be able to kind of cruise around the room and I'm gonna probably like I'm on fire. So you can come to this thing. You can wear a mask. You can hang out and wear a mask.
Yeah so we're gonna do and it's gonna be kind of like a virtual you know threshold tour. And they're interviewing us which I'm not happy about. Yeah that's gonna be awesome because we have a lot of fun doing that but it's gonna be pretty cool. It's gonna be pretty damn cool.
Last thing I was going to say now that we're knee deep and show 102 without a biz is some of the little changes we're gonna make some changes on the show. Not many you know it's still just gonna be you know a river and you know fuck you is them. But one thing that I am going to do which we talked about for a long time and I keep fighting you guys on it is at the end of every show now every show for like the next 80 shows. After we say our goodbyes and everything I'm gonna play you out with one of my crappy recorded songs.
Wait and by fighting you've been fighting us on it you mean what? Well I mean when we started Perverted Podcast we started Singing Live and that was kind of a disaster. So it was fine but it was just a nightmare to rehearse every week when we didn't rehearse and then try to pull off his own. So and then it was like you guys are like well play during the show or play a song and then like every time I did it was kind of awkward and everyone's like it's singing again.
Not even he just it. No. So that never came from me. I'm sorry.
I know the list. So we encouraged you over and over do that like a song. Well that's because you're desperate for a show. That's pretty much true.
I'm really happy that you're not gonna lie. So put over 30 years of making music I have like literally 90 songs recorded not just you know written hundreds of songs but I have 90 recordings and probably about 75 of them whatever it's a song some are comedies some are emote like some fucking emote songs like back in my suicide drunk days emote but I have all these recordings and no one's ever gonna hear them and I think I'm gonna die soon. So it's just you know that gut feeling that I don't you know have a lot of life left at this age. So I'm like I just want to start letting our listeners and if you don't like it it's at the end of the show.
Yeah you can just turn it off. We were done with the show. So today's song is gonna be laughing song and at the end of the show you'll hear some of my music and if you like it's fine and if you don't you can laugh and say stick with stick with ringing ring and tampons. What's that?
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My Arby Love and Creative Explorer who just last week rated me right below in ice cream sandwich. So let's reward him. By exalting his writing. Let's exalt.
He wrote a post called getting offended is not being oppressed. He says as practitioners of the fetish lifestyle we do not submit to the authoritarian nature of societal expectations. So in this environment of fellow heretics I was surprised to encounter people correcting my speech to be more tolerant. I am hearing about how I must not only censor my speech but also my behavior in case it might trigger someone or be perceived as a microaggression or appropriate their culture.
This is nonsense. A fence can only be taken and oppression can only be given. And while with my friends I may choose to be sympathetic to their particular baggage, I am under no obligation to coddle acquaintances. Before declaring how offensive someone is to you, think about how similar you want to be to the authoritarians that impose their estimation of societal norms on others.
Feel free to express that attitude if you so wish but don't be surprised if you are told you can just fuck right off. Damn. And let us begin. Where to begin?
Let the butt hurt. Let the gates open and the butt hurt flew. Don't choke on the first show without a bizbleed. Don't choke on the butt hurt.
Don't worry. Unkers good at Highm That the underlying intention is that people treat each other with respect and people are equal fair as good as you can be to each other and allowing people to be themselves. But then it gets to a point to where you have now become the asshole because you are trying to control everyone because you are offended when that is your issue. And how do I approach this?
Why don't you begin by your own recent personal? It is true because I just put up and once again. I... Fuck them.
Fuck them. Jesus Christ. Yeah. This is our audience.
No. Some people are going to be butt hurt by this because some people really like being offended. Some people feel that that is what motivates you to change. I don't agree with that.
Now maybe it is your definition of what offended means but to me, offense is just like Creative Explorer said, offense is about you. It is about how you interpreted something, how you internalized it and how you are now emotionally reacting to that for whatever reasons. I had an incident literally a week ago or so where every now and again I tried to post some tidbit of whatever I am thinking about. And I posted something along the lines of, instead of trying to protect everybody from things that will offend them, why don't we instead try to teach people how to value themselves more so that they are not offended?
Which to me is how I got here because I used to be butt hurt and offended by everything. Everything hurt me. I was hypersensitive as a younger person. Everything offended me.
Once I developed enough self love and self worth, I started to realize that when people say offensive things or do offensive things towards me or are offensive, that that is not about me. I am not the reason that they are being offensive. They are being offensive for whatever they are. They are a hater.
They are their own insecurities. They are own whatever. But as I developed more self worth and I started believing in myself and seeing my own talents and my own importance as a person to myself, all the crazy shit people would throw at me. All of a sudden I was no longer being offended.
I would just say well that is obviously on that person and that is something that they have whatever they are working out their fucking childhood trauma or they are just a hater because they are miserable or they have some whatever. But it is not about me and how incredibly powerful that was to start realizing that the more I care about myself, the less things you say. I still get pissed off but the amount of time that lasts because I am busy caring about myself. I am busy trying to be a better person.
So what you say, I do not need your validation anymore because I believe in myself. And so I was amazed at when I said this online thinking that this was a powerful tool that I used. How many people were like self worth has nothing to do with being offended and I cannot believe you would say that offended if it was awesome. But you know and I am like well maybe you think offense is a different word but I found, I don't know.
I was surprised to see the amount of comments to that post that were saying the same thing. Like you are not right to say that boogie because I have a right to this. Self worth doesn't have anything. Yeah.
How can you not see how self worth has a lot to do with being offended. And as usual I went online to find the definition of offense. And there is the definition we all know about that is the more legal one. It is a breach of law or a rule like criminal offense.
And there is the one we are talking about which is basically an annoyance or resentment brought about by a perceived insult or a disregard for one's self or one's standards or principles. Written all over that definition is this is all subjective. It perceived insult to a disregard for your standards or principles. I can have all the standards and principles and values I want.
You can be offended at them or you can be offended at the fact that I am not taking your principles or values or standards into account. Being offended is not the problem. It is what you feel you have the right to demand because you are offended. So I may look at if I see a guy walking down the street and he pulls out his dick and starts wagging at me.
That's offensive. And I am not going to deny that that is not offensive. It depends on if you don't care. I see people whip out their dick and I am like it is not my dick.
But I don't have a right to demand anything of somebody who offends me unless that also has other criteria to it. It works. It works. It hurts someone.
It actually did something that is against the law. I can also be offended at some dude who is wearing an orange shirt. It doesn't mean I have the right to go up to him and say take that fucking shirt off. It is offensive to me.
Yeah. I think one of the things that was said and I agree with it to a certain point is that there are some things that should offend you like bigotry and homophobia and things like that. And I am like I don't think that being offended is needed for me to see that something is wrong. Something that will not build society.
Obviously, racism doesn't work in a society other than creating division segregation and hatred for one another. It is not a building together thing. So obviously I don't need to be offended by racism. I am not saying that certain things don't offend me or but hurt me.
I don't need to be offended to take action on things that are wrong for humans or for society. I don't need to be offended by those things because sometimes I find when I become offended, who is it now about? It's about me. It's not about the action.
It's not about the other person. It's about me and how hurt I am by that person which I actually find is a distraction to a more positive action. And part of that positive action maybe actually if it's something, someone's doing something harmful to somebody else, calling the police or whatever action that I take can be distracted because I'm so busy being offended. My judgment is going to be off.
I'm never going to have compassion. And I'm not saying compassion meaning you excuse the thing that somebody is doing bad. But without that level of compassion of going, why are they saying that? You're just going to yell and scream at each other.
Like people that have their religious whatever abortion protesters or whatever. If you can't look because I'm so busy being fucking offended by fucking religious people and abortion protesters because they have harmed me, I'm no longer compassionate about why are they that way. And if I can't find that level of compassion, I'll never get to the root of it and we'll just be yelling at each other because we're fucking offended. That's true.
But I don't think that in this lifetime I will ever be able to get to a point where things don't offend me because I have so because I have so much self worth that these things don't offend me. There are people in my life who I know that do achieve a much higher level of self worth that and I'm always in awe of these people. But that's never going to happen to me because I do get offended at things. And that's okay.
What's wrong with being offended? Absolutely. There's not that once again, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being offended. I get offended a lot.
What I do with it at that point? Let's just say some guy drag my balls across your forehead while you're sleeping. Boogie, did you do that? Would that offend you?
Yes. Well, then for the sake of argument, yes. No, you did not. I would have woken up like that if you'd done that.
Of course, because the weight would have been so tremendous. You would have felt like you were suffocating. The weight of your pendulous balls. Pengeleous.
I've watched too much Rocky Horror. Jesus Christ. So, okay. So if I'm at the dungeon of some gar some girl who doesn't matter who starts spouting off all kinds of offensive stuff really loudly in the main room and it's the kind of stuff that really triggers me.
Right. So, I'm going to give you the right to go up to them and tell them to shut up. What does give me the right is the number one you break in threshold rules. You're standing up, you're interrupting people's scenes and the DM needs to be notified.
Same thing with the dude on the street who's wagging his dick on me. I actually might be offended. I might not be offended, but I'm still going to call the police because what you're doing is against the law. So, I think that there are many layers to what we feel.
So, offense could be one of those things. You might feel anger also in resentment and fear. And then what you do with all those is the mark of what kind of person you are. So, again, I'm going to say, again, I have nothing wrong with people taking offense, but unfortunately, I think in this current line of people taking that offense and you think it gives them the right to demand that you change your behavior because they consider it an act of violence, which I will never understand.
How you cannot see that that is subjective. It's personal. It has to do with you and how you feel. That's why I totally understood what you said about having more self-worth.
Because, like I said, I know people who have a tremendous amount of self-worth, who have worked fucking hard all their lives to gain that self-worth. They're much calmer, happier people because they don't take offense at every little thing. And when I'm offended, that's an opportunity for me to ask why am I offended? It's an opportunity for me.
Instead of just making it about the offense, it's actually an opportunity for growth. And so, yes. So I have an analogy. Okay.
Picture it. You have a small person. Like this eye? Like little teeny?
Little inchai private eye? Like top bun. Like top bun. And then you have another person, like younger, big.
Okay. And then you have someone like me, medium. Okay. I'm the defender.
I haul off and I hit top bun. She goes flying. Right. She took offense.
Because if I tried to hurt somebody, they can either be hurt or be like, so if I hold off and hit under, unless I have impeccable aim, really, it's going to be a big. And that's what self worth is. Self worth is personal, emotional size in a way. Sure.
It's like the bigger I am as an emotional mature person, the more I can see, okay, you're trying to hurt me. Right. You're trying really hard. And it's not working because I see the damage that's inside you that you haven't done work on.
Yeah. And that's why you're lashing out. And that is a lot of relationships. That's a good analogy.
That's a lot of family. That's a lot of, yeah, first I didn't get it. She was talking about actually hitting someone just. Emotional size.
I don't want to hit you unless you like it. Yes. Yes. Self-aware giant hunger.
Self-love hunger. Mistress of threshold. So a couple of things. One, the chat has now started the church of oppressing where you get your oppressed.
Oh, I like it. You're going to get an O. What? Okay.
So they've turned the oppressing into oppressing. That's a good thing. We didn't really talk about oppression. We didn't talk much about oppression.
So offense is when you get but hurt by what somebody does or says. But oppression is when someone's actions are actually stopping you from living your life. And that's where all sorts of things end up. That's what you can step in and say you.
This is you're now in my space. You're violating my right, you're violating the law. You're not allowed to do that. As a society, we decide what laws we want to live by because you can't be 100%.
Do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want. We have decided that murder is something we're not going to put up with. It doesn't work. There's a bunch of stuff that we won't put up with.
I mean, it does for me if you piss me off. But you know, it's in general. Oh, but I should be in charge. No.
I should. No. I should be in charge of people. But I think it would be because they wouldn't be offended.
You know, they would just die. You would just push the button on people. I would just push the button on people. Like, remember when fucking like Tom Cruise was in, you know, War the Worlds in that tripod thing went up and it went up and it was like, and then everyone's like, ah, and then fucking the thing shot laser and everyone was running and they just went and they turned it to dust.
I never saw that movie. Sorry. That's what I want to do. That's just dust.
And then people will look like they just like got out of the people barbecue and they're coming with us. Is that what people know? Yeah. What, Carrie?
You want to be Tom Cruise? You want to be Tom Cruise? No. I'm already in the clear.
That's a Scientology reference. Oh. How are your thetans doing? They're fine.
How are you? I have a bun on my left feet, but my right feet are great. Oh. So.
Are we done on this other topic? Yeah. We're going to write. Oh, being okay.
Go ahead. So I wasn't working somebody called and they were not happy with what I told them because they weren't and they called me and told me to climb a tall tree and fall down. So when they called back I said, no, I won't climb a tall tree and fall off it. Thanks for the suggestion.
I hung up because I could have taken offense. I saw that she was trying to hurt me. But a tree would be a taller fall than offense. I don't like these.
She can do pines. You can't. I'm going to get bored of the day. Oh, oh, oh.
You're saying. Cathy and I are totes plate. Stop it. Do that.
totes, totes, totes, plater. You don't like that. No. We need another jingle for this because we do a lot of these.
We do. Some people need more jingle. How many of you have perverted mailbox? Like five.
Yeah, I only one for some fucking. Even though I like this. Oh, it's epic. But yeah, it's not just our changing.
Your suggestions at pervertedpodcast.gmail.com. We like them. We like them a lot. I'm getting down to the bottom of the barrel people.
So if you have anything you want to say. Oh, articles. Yeah, yeah. We have a great run though.
It was a good run. I had so much email that I loved to see from telling them. I'm getting down to the bottom. So please email us at pervertedpodcast.gmail.com.
And you can fucking tell us anything. We'll be happy with it. We're so desperate that. What do you mean we?
We just poor old young lady. Don't act all high. You are offending me. I pull the tug bell.
That's what I do. Ding ding. That was epic by the way. That was kind of cute.
Look at her teeth smiling. It wasn't you pulling on it. It was her face. She said what to do it but she did it anyway.
It was very cute. Now she's cutting it down. I took Viagra. I'm going to rape her later.
Oh, thank you for sharing that with us. So Chris, I wrote to a perverted podcast. It's like a fucking altar. You just layer out.
I got a stone. Oh my God. I don't know anymore. I hit big fucking African drums.
Go, go, go, go. I'm the god-tob-go. And I just cowed in a caveman and then she's like, ahhhhhh! And I lay some chains on her.
And then I just fucking glue and blood runs down the stone and there's like people bowing and chanting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the fucking sky opens up and like frogs fucking falling shit like that. I fuck.
And then people start chanting yo him meh. That's it. Then people wonder if it's a... Lady-armed medical emergency.
No, in fact, it's just menstrual blood. Yes, younger. Actually, Princess is on and she actually had one earlier this week. A lady of medical emergency?
Bravo! I wanted to make sure I mentioned that. Aww, girl. Thank you.
Ask her to please write us and tell us all about it. We want pictures as bad as some of the previous ones discussed. Oh, really? But you did have...
It was her first thought when this happened. That's perfect. See, does she have the jingle? Oh, I haven't put that up yet.
You need to put the jingles up. I'll just email it to you. It's not like we get any fucking things. No, look it up.
I have to figure it out. Okay, I'll press road to us on paradepot. And he said, so me and my wife are new to the lifestyle and are looking into expanding our circle. In my area, the scene is small, but it does exist.
I want to come down a threshold, but I'm not sure where to start. Any help will be awesome. And on a side note, I love the podcast and I mostly binge at work. Your show has greatly opened my eyes to the real meaning of Kink.
And I just wanted to say thank you for all that you guys and gals do. Keep up the good work because I know I will keep listening. Aww, that's okay. Those are the nice things.
What? They emailed a shitty stuff I'd read it to. Alright, so it got me thinking that, like Lazarus came down. Lazarus, it's three hours away.
Who sends a lot of fucking suggestion emails? A lot of them are really good. I'm just saying. Some of them are long.
You're dealing with fucking me. Literally, it's fucking like a war in peace, fucking suggestion. Here's how to make a button. I'm like Jesus Christ.
Laz, fifth grade education bro. Cut it through two paragraphs. You're going to love this. Well now you're going to be guessing for us at some point.