Real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good." Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast, that's right, real good show is back at it again for another week It is episode 102, an episode that has just one more Dalmatian. The last time I was listening to that episode today and I was like, I hope when we record tonight he actually follows through, it mentions 102 Dalmatians. one hundred and twelve nations how can i not just more so that with you once again with me as always is stephen heck and i don't know and stephen you are still reporting live uh... from the field down there in los angeles uh...
welcome that's correct yes if you have a any further updates this week on on how america's treating you i know you had some uh... bad experiences with mexican food last week i don't think i was a nice thing that it was uh... the like a fruit water or a yeah we have a last time i don't think it's what what about fruit water would have given you hot diarrhea i don't know but i i don't think it was a nice thing that was a day before and i had a normal turn i said i had like three cups of coffee that day to so you were actually shitting out coffee maybe it was just that i guess yeah i guess that makes sense of the because of the watermelon be hot well that's not good you know and why would you get a really i'm glad you settled on not playing in the mexican food though just seem like a little a little racy i have met this weekend i'd very good mexican food this weekend with korean barbecue on thursday and go to korean fried chicken place soon as well it looks really good so have you uh... have you made a meal yet uh...
and i bought a uh... and i'm going to make one tonight i got a uh... frozen thing about a chicken from free to us but i don't like it but i was not making a meal that you have to you get that i mean you have to accept that you know i bought a little egg cooker thing this cool little round egg cooking thing and you can you can make poach eggs in there you make omelette sign make that's all right what is it and all the constitutes as a meal but i just don't know that you're going to actually have the ability to construct it what is it that is it it makes the only for you it only cooks eggs though nothing else it's an egg cooker i got on amazon prime and i was on prime street is it's like so much better down here and i'm like trader jose is america just changing your whole life right now well that in the hbgo and that looks as good actually in order to visit it's like a bit exaggerated because most of the good stuff and that looks is like the exclusive stuff yes there anyway yes um... i think that is like buying booze at a target is nice and buying booze for like two dollars a bottle yeah the trade shows here in the line is so cheap that it's i don't understand at all is a corner store on the streets like a little nice family record store and it's huge beer selection and i know we talked about this off the air before but when i moved out of the way i was in like the best shape of my adult life and then not having access to marijuana while i live there and compensating with two dollar bottles of wine is exactly why i am the fat-tered you see before today the hot coffee that's a friend here now you know i i will say like i i was uh...
because you talked about that last episode and i was like okay i didn't really know i know you when you're in l.a. so it's like okay i'll go look up some pictures and see like the difference in my like twenty twelve yeah i moved down there yeah you're you were lying no no no i wasn't back then well i mean i don't know if i know that far you look like the lead singer of blues traveler's son what well because you got a big sideburns best yeah that's the only reason i really didn't actually look like him although it has been a good week for for people guessing what you look like uh... yeah i'm so glad that i decided to be forthcoming with uh... my keep this like the things that really hurt me so that people and i won't mention who they are could go on to our facebook group and be like oh yeah you think it's insulting that you look people say you look like action bronson actually you don't look like action bronson because action bronson is way better looking than you but you by the way if you're listening right now i know you are go fuck yourself that's an extremely cruel i told you what my like big weaknesses and you blew me up like i was the fucking death star fuck you i would just i will say i think you look like action bronson and i think i would i would like action bronson for sure but that was my that i'll be honest that was my favorite part of the face book discussion was the i i think you can i think you kind of look like action bronson but i would have sex with action bronson i would not have sex with you yeah it's very nice what a sweet i love interacting with the fans just speaking of you uh...
that's that's yeah we're doing this are we on the show well i think we have okay can you please read out that the message is that no okay well i'm not going to i'll read it uh... i'd love i could i'd love to date with uh with a human woman okay that is human woman she was uh uh just a treat of a person and i had a great time and she finally never wants to see me again even though she also had a great time so you tell me i don't know well let me okay do you want to read a genre should i read it you can read it and i'll just make all sing in the background you okay i want you to read it after me though i want to hear your take on sure yeah like a couple dramatic reading yeah i was it oh here hold on if we're going to do like a dramatic reading should i get some like nice piano music in the background yeah yeah maybe maybe get some like slow maybe like a twin-teak scene you know something kind of like slow and so whole okay well i'm just i'm searching piano on uh on apple music soft relaxed piano that's what i'm pulling up right here okay this song is called oh okay what should i choose there's actually a lot of great ones there's well let me just let me just set this up so Justin posted he was telling us about his date and how it went and actually never wants to see me again and how i don't understand that at all that's true yeah because we both had you're coming to us for advice because we're we're these you know these old uh old dogs first week that's us just a couple of old dogs we're uh no we're we're uh we're wild dogs we're the wild dogs wild hogs yeah we're john trombone martin lorence and whoever else is in the million age macy to allen allen yep to allen's in there for sure okay and i'm pretty sure we'll be mace yes yes yes so just in this this song because you've you've been hurt this this is called healing music okay i don't know what's gonna sound like just there okay so i'll read it and then you can read it okay here we go uh this is just some more set uh saturday afternoon like you there the outside i made her laugh all night and then made her come multiple times i don't know how first eight could have gone any better are you just stopping on you want to give it a try yes and that's it i'll play some i'll play some music on my end yeah okay yeah you play some music and i will play the uh and i'll play that i'll read it okay exactly uh yeah i'm gonna do some i'm gonna do a small extended version here i'm still reeling from this fellas yeah no he was the first thing he brought up when he when he came over here he's very he's very raw from all the time from all the time superior the private moment well it's not with my buds with my buds it's with like five thousand people that was legit yeah now and send all of them this message no that's okay you ready let me see how this goes this is uh dorac so okay so all right let's see so this is the extended version of this the director's cut do it okay i want to go a little a little different i like it so the girl i went out with on Thursday who came back to my place afterward and fucked me on the first date just texted saying she had a really great time the other night but isn't looking for a relationship right now and doesn't want to leave me on by seeing me again the only explanation i can think of is i'm terrible at sex lol 11 minutes later i made her laugh all night and then made her come multiple times i don't know how first eight could have gone any better that was actually a perfect wrap up yeah yeah i was trying to go for like a like a fast kind of like mission impossible kind of like intense feel at the beginning and then and then kind of lean into the sadness towards the end i'm glad that's like i kind of want to i kind of want to take a screen grab of joss's message making into a t-shirt i mean that does seem like something you would do i'm glad that this private moment that i wanted to have with my friends is now just being shared for the record he also did spell come c um thousands of other people he spelled it the sex way that's acceptable i think oh yeah i didn't say it wasn't acceptable i just i also want to point out i wanted to paint a picture that a post breakup john particularly on donor mill bag episodes has talked many many times about how he fucks a lot i've never talked oh but i had enough one single time and you both were like whoa dude hey i don't need that come on now i didn't we never said that i think it was because i enjoyed it i think it was because it was kind of like out of the blue fair like you could have been like yeah we had a really great night like we had we fooled around a bit it was fun and you were like very yeah to be fair i was never like hey boys uh so i went out with this girl last night yeah i made her come multiple times but uh you know that like you you're just i've never throw that in there you well i'm i'm proud of you dude like i'm glad that you're good well she squirted i never had that experience before that was the first for me oh how do we talk about sports after this no oh my god i leave i'm gone for two weeks i get analyst oh that's so funny hold i don't want to talk about this at all so it's one that and then you're like well now that we're talking about it let's just tell why i brought it up in the chat it was a strange experience but you didn't bring that up in the chat well that's how i knew it yeah i'm just having like a picture i can't picture is anybody like a pratfall like someone like put their finger in the water fountain as you went but no i was just in vegus and uh i was just thinking of the ballagio fountain when he was explaining that of course how was that i guess by the way it was fine it's not like i mean i'm squirting well um have you been no have you been seven yeah i went for a bachelor party in 2012 okay just turned 21 nice it's like it's like 45 degrees yeah it was like the the yesterday it was 42 but felt like 48 um and uh it's like the thing about vegus that i will say that i was impressed with is that it's exactly what you think it is so like whatever you think it is it is that like it was like trashy and shitty like yesterday i had the i feel like m&m in that it is whatever we say it is exactly why would we say it is exactly so true like yesterday i feel like i ran the gamut of vegus experiences so we so first i was going up to my room at about one p.m. in the afternoon this girl came into the elevator with me and this other guy ran the elevator she ran in like hold the elevator doors seemed totally fine very pretty girl very large fake breasts wearing an extremely skimpy bikini then as soon as she got into the elevator she just started crying so so girl crying uh first okay then uh we they're wedding uh we had a suite in cesars palace that's where they had the reception so they rented this suite we got kicked out of the suite for being too loud so that seems like a real vegus experience as well yeah then we went from there to jimmy buffets margarita ville which is a themed restaurant slash casino within our own casino mind you and uh i went into the washroom when we first got there and i so i was flying home at seven twenty this morning so i don't wake up at five so i was pretty tired it was about twelve thirty at this point we had been kicked out of our other suites we went across the street to margarita ville i walk in the washroom with me and my body there's two people in one of the stalls so i'm like okay what the hell like you can clearly see like four feet underneath the stall so i'm like oh cool there's this guy's doing coke in the washroom of margarita ville no one guy started loudly throwing up and then i just turned to my body and i was like i'm going to bed see you guys list that's enough for john i can't uh i know so so yeah so i uh you know it was fine i didn't hate it as much as i thought i would but i certainly would be in no rush to go back but if there was the option of going to NHL hockey games totally and the arena is really nice like that's what i said i said i said if i would go back i would like to go with like a girlfriend and like stay in a nice hotel because the thing about vegas is there's amazing restaurants and shows like i didn't have a chance to do any of that because we were busy doing wedding stuff right so that would be the thing if you could go sleep with me yeah exactly oh i would love to see Britney bitch um but uh i uh yeah or seline i would totally see seline too for a other time anyway uh so i basically yeah i would go back with a girl i think the perfect amount of time to go is like three or four days that's right yeah go like basically have an amazing dinner every night go to a golden night's game go to a really good show that's it all right because the experience i had it was a little too many fake boobs and fake people and like and you can also smoke inside your cocktails yeah exactly yeah like i feel like any place where you're allowed to smoke inside um should just not that should just be burned off the earth yeah i think we should do a real good show trip to to vegas for a game yeah i know that i think i'll listen oh yeah sure all the listeners absolutely yeah i'm sure they take it won't be that expensive i'm sure that even if they were you could get a pretty steep discount if you know the best place to buy and sell sports and concert tickets yeah and just before you uh you know this is a great segue that you're doing and uh and i really do appreciate everything that you are doing i just would like this uh week obviously a very sad thing happened uh the lead singer of one of my favorite bands uh Lincoln park passed away Chester bettington he committed suicide and uh so this seat geek ad is going to be dedicated to you Chester so thank you for everything you've done and if you'd like to buy tickets to a Lincoln park concert you can do so i'm seeking but i'm pretty sure that'd be a really refund i don't think 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purchase recipes jester yeah that was very i thought that was pretty spier's toxic at first very similar i think actually the dj from lincoln park i know he at least directed the music video for toxic it's entirely possible that he produced the track also the dj from lincoln park yeah i can remember what his name is the asian guy well you think of michina no no uh... oh joseph on the guy who scored the raid and of course the rage joseph on yes joseph on is the man uh...
i know that he directed the video he may have produced the track too interesting joseph on toxic uh... some pretty sure it is a different guy really yeah joe uh... there it is named it's joseph con uh... that worked with uh...
britney spears and joe han is a lincoln park uh... i can see how you would make that mistake yes but yes he uh... joseph on has directed uh... he's won several mtv video music awards nominations for best video of the year for brandy and monica the boy is britney spears toxic chris brown forever the pussy cat dolls when i grow up m&m we made you britney spears womanizer and m&m love the way you like i'm pretty sure he also directed a movie called torque starry adam scott he did that was uh...
like a rip-off of fast and furious that is infamous for having one moment where there's like a forced perspective shot from like underneath a car seat like towards the ignition and adam scott is putting the key into the ignition of the car but because of the perspective of the shot the key that he's holding is actually like two feet long it's like an enormous novelty uh... nice cool and that photo has been circulated also uh... one a grammy for best music video for uh... taylor swifts bad blood featuring hundred carter i was not the lincoln park that's joseph on uh...
uh... torqu yes it is a uh... the film uh... it was starring adam scott martin henderson ice cube uh...
mohne mr janey pressley uh... bunch of the bunch of the stina million there's also uh... a motorcycle fight scene in that film that's like mountain dew versus pepsy they like have a battle or really it says the film tells the story of large groups of highly skilled motor racers who's participating in underground motorcycle races the film is mainly inspired by the fast and furious very bad it grows forty six million worldwide against a production budget of forty million it was a commercial failure and received generally negative reviews from film critics to criticize the unnecessary humor acting performances as well as the writing storyline and direction though some critics praised the action sequences i'll praise adam scott also because what a i just i found the picture of the big from like talking to me or whatever yeah okay and like parks and rec yeah step in your look at that jonky right now it's huge it's like the size it's gigantic like i don't know what they like what were they thinking it's so big it's like i thought you should i thought you might it was like a regular key but it was just long but it's like a novelty key yeah it's only like the shot is only like a second and a half or something so i think it's just like the item is noticeable in this very quick cut but it is hilarious large yeah uh jon if you want to take a look at this tonight key i have right here too okay sure yeah i would love to see it all right guys you want to play a little trivia game right now sure okay there are uh eleven uh songs on the soundtrack to the film torque uh i would like for you guys to guess which bands are featured on the soundtrack of this film called torque ooh okay so stephen you can go first can you give us the year that the film came out okay about in 2004 2004 yeah um ll cool j uh nope i'll say right now they're all with the exception of one art there's one hip hop artist all the rest are like rock okay yeah just uh nickel back nickel back is the first track someday by nickel back yeah that's right jusson's got one step on the board um it's like a day uh nope nope they're already did that thing again where you put the emphasis on the wrong green day green day yeah uh it's green day yeah you say it super fucking weird um okay jusson go ahead oh 2004 yeah it's like a lot of shitty like just think of like shitty kind of bands that like would that you think like new metal yeah there's some new metal i know my next yes there's i'm gonna guess there's some new metal there's some kind of like classic rock like more straight ahead rock static x static x is on it push it oh my god i'm doing so good jusson's up to nothing step and go ahead uh build it revolver no oh that is a great it's a really good guess but i feel like that i'm came out in like oh six no i want to say it was a dozen three i think was it early okay yeah jusson uh i'm trying to think of like what kind of music i was listening to in 2004 uh incubus no no incubus no close okay uh pop a roach no that's a good guess too jusson okay you said i was close yeah i'm gonna go with huba stank is on there yes and for some reason it's called out of control bracket huba stank song i don't know why that's in the brackets now okay um fuck yeah i'm just trying to think of like uh what about breaking benjamin oh wow you're pulling so you're going too deep stephen that they're not on there you're going too deep i'll say uh the bands that are left there are uh there's one that like i've never heard of so i don't think you guys would get that then like i said you still have the one hip hop artist and then there's two punk bands and then three uh what i would call like straight ahead rock okay okay hip hop i'm gonna go like dmx no good guess though okay no uh i'm gonna say the hives no but i'm gonna say a guess too oh you guys are missing one real big one that i feel like that would make a lot of sense that would be on a motorcycle movie uh like just just how like lame this person is is it the american badass kid rock it is kid rock okay i was just thinking about an undertaker ride motorcycle down to the ring forever by kid rock okay we're gonna stop this soon but stuff you got to get one of these here i know uh the vines no like ride with me is not in a motorcycle movie that seems like the best guess yet honestly yeah no it's not there how about not oh my god go think of punk bands like classic punk bands well like classic not from like yeah classic punk bands uh the sex pistols no two classic okay so i said green day right yes yeah we already say that yeah we didn't say that yeah so no like but green day air up punk bands uh um jane's addiction not pom jane's addiction is on there yep yes that is one of the straight ahead rock so the ones you guys didn't get monster magnet who i never would have done the two classic punk bands are nx px and penny wise oh right and then the one uh hip hop group is nerd ah yeah now that dance of course i'm a dirty dog i'm a dirty dog that's probably what's playing when adam's got put that in i'm a motherfucker dog that's and you killed that that was really impressive i think this should be a new segment oh i don't have no idea i i want this to be a new segment where we get a shitty early 2000s like terrible action movie and we should guess what the soundtrack is that should be a thing so we do like tie in albums anymore no but those are definitely some good ones yeah lap dance i definitely know all the words that song especially like lee harvey's hilarious verse he's like our guy that was a rapper for like four seconds and his verse is like so gross and hilarious between like 1995 and like 2005 though i feel like that was just that was the biggest thing was the just out of a massive compilation record attached to your huge blockbuster time half of which like the music never even one a lot of it one a lot of it would be like they'd get new like i remember end of days i think i brought that up i have that soundtrack yeah they had like an unreleased guns and roses track the corn song that wasn't on any other corn albums and an unreleased limb biscuit track unreleased m&m track yes that's right though oh that m&m track was good actually i'm gonna fucking play that next okay anyway should we make some sort of emotional statement in regards to mental health and the wake of jester's suicide i feel like that's what like every single radio station did this week was like do a three-minute break where we talk about how serious mental health issues are and if you need help reach out for it please i think that just that covers it yeah i think that covers it that's about it yeah i mean i think uh you know yeah it's uh and a lot of people were like we're we're here for you i'm glad i'm glad i fucking hate Lincoln park glad i never have to hear them again like now it's not okay and it's also you're there also you're there's a huge bit even more yeah you're gonna hear them forever uh end of day is got 11 percent on rotten tomatoes which is pretty key i never saw the movie i just had this i definitely never saw the movie that's for sure okay let me find out what that m&m song was called in the middle um but yeah so if you need help reach out reach out to us we're always available we're always online i think i've been pretty open about the fact that i wasn't a big time struggle around the time we started doing this show and that doing this show kind of helped me get out of that so uh it's i think it's important to talk about uh dark times even if you're currently not in them anymore because it does end yeah well speaking of uh that m&m song there are it talks about suicide i feel like immediately right away if i remember gluitz i say the world brody fuck i'm dad to it oh yeah i remember that one they say i'm suicidal teenagers do is i do come on do is i do go hang in that and do it just pull the plug don't though please don't no but that's those are just the lyrics of this i will say i watched uh i watched a bunch of lincoln park music videos last night a limbuscan song is so bad it's on here crushed by limbuscan it's like uh uh uh sorry go ahead i mean in rumpf that's okay uh breaking the habit oh great track i think is uh or chan yeah breaking the habit it's like a cartoon music video about chester killing himself it was very difficult to watch uh so i would recommend not doing that but it also it's kind of interesting how i don't know like that music seems to be ascribed to like describing like teenage angst or whatever but it's not just like teen angst clearly because it's not a gimmick that he was using to sell records to 15 year olds even though it worked like a charm at time uh because clearly these were real feelings of his that he could not shake for his entire life so it's pretty sad honestly for some reason yeah we uh yes we do i can stop talking about this musician killing himself okay well here's a funny thing okay uh to come out of that for some reason the only version of crushed that i could find on the internet is the karaoke version because you know that's what people are really looking for at karaoke and unreleased with this it's a biscuit it's literally just goes it's a slim biscuit at the beginning but we do have some donors to thank this week yeah let's do it yes uh my old roommate graham harkins yeah pledged 569 grand the we've done this uh we've done this really cool thing recently where we've gotten people uh to do favors for us and then they give us money yeah like craig tambal uh did that and now graham he helps you move your uh video game and then just gives you money to sure did uh uh he texted me when he did it too i think he pledged on my birthday last week thank you grand keep hustling well that's what i'm trying to do it this is another uh this is the day after your birthday i'm i'm guessing you really want to say this person's last name uh yes i do so i'm not sure it's real it sounds like a fake name it does kind of sound everything about this sounds fake yeah name is anthony fabricator yeah exactly which sounds fabricator fuck log off uh we also got a five dollar pledge from john black that's like the name you check in at a hotel when you don't want to use a real name me yeah absolutely john black or john white depending on how ganks are i'm feeling and then uh last uh five dollar pledge from uh frequent facebook group contributor karen de groff yeah good real good salad girl real good salad girl yeah so it's nice so we have another female listener and one that donates to the show and also to be fair and also i think uh san jose shark span as well i think so i do have a lot of shark i think so and she's also uh quite mean uh to us uh in the facebook groups so it's good that she's giving us money she's she's earned she's earned these insults she said we needed an interview she was mad about del toco right yes she's really mad about del toco yeah i haven't gone yet now i admit it is super cheap and like you are better off going to like a food truck i'm sure but also like not always easy to find a food truck at like 2 30 in the morning you know oh man i think if i ate i think those people do go home and sleep sometimes i think if i ate fast food tacos at 2 30 in the morning that would be my version of hungover somebody called able to get a taco bell though that's bullshit that is the worst to take i've ever heard in our facebook group and there's been some bad words there's been a lot of bad ones that is saying something for sure um all right well who's that was it was it erina kai no it wasn't i know it was um because it was someone who said that they were familiar with with california's it might have been ryan or sachromento boy i'm gonna go look at it right now um but yeah so we were gonna talk there was a few funny things that happened in sports this week last night we were originally considering this for clippa week and then we didn't end up using it for clippa week but uh good boy mike pet of rael salt lake in the mls uh got extremely mad at the refereeing in the game he was kicked out of the game and responded by showing up to his press conference with uh printed out pictures to hand to all of the members of the press yeah demonstrating how his team had been fucked over the prime is what i was saying uh it was pretty unbelievable it was a rael good show if i don't say so myself we uh we use that pun on podcast oh what one of the episodes yeah we call it a rael good episode i think well oh yeah it was ryan rees called del taco low rent tea bell that is the most trash opinion i have ever seen on our facebook group before facebook.com slash group slash real good show share your bad opinions with us and we'll talk about it on the show absolutely um so yeah so i just thought that that was absolutely hilarious i i friggin love when uh when coaches go off and like it's just it was just the measuring of it was so fun he's like you guys he starts the conference by saying you guys got your cameras on get your recorders out your recorders running you guys got that going you're gonna like you wait he waits for like thirty seconds i'm only doing this one time and then it's over yeah and then he literally takes print outs of things that happen in the game and just hands and other games also yeah exactly he was comparing his own games other games and it's funny clearly had i'm assuming he got kicked out of the game relatively early uh he must have had like an hour yeah enough time to run down to kinkos and pick some copies he was handing them out to all the people in the media room too it's like one of the most impressive collections of evidence since take that for data yes exactly yeah to take that for data was great to see that was the only problem that we the reason we didn't choose it for the week is that there wasn't really uh a kind of take that for data type statement yeah it sounds more visual than anything else yeah but if you haven't seen it you should definitely look it up because coaches melting down is great but it's even better when it's like a controlled meltdown which which it seemed like it was with mike petky and the nls has had a reputation of being horribly consistent referee wise so um so it's pretty funny as well to to see that so i did definitely enjoy that from sports this week i don't really have much to say about it other than it was great i was hoping that it might actually make the cut for clip of the week because that would show like just how dire things are as we're in the dog days of summer here that we have no choice we have no choice but to put the spotlight on fucking major league soccer hey hey easy okay i know you're a fan i mean i don't want a big fan the choice that's like beat it out is not like it's not significant but true no that is true but it's not even as a fan of mls and like a season ticket holder and sitting in the south side or section like yeah i don't know like how do you justify shitting all over the cfl when the mls is like to soccer what the cfl is to football see i don't agree with that though i don't think that's true at all because the mls like attendance wise something close absolutely dominates the cfl cfl also only has nine teams and ls has 22 i'm just talking about like an approximation of the game at the i would say that the mls is much closer like you have a guy like Sebastian javinko who plays for a toronto sc he could be playing for a top club in europe toronto sc just offered him more money there's no one in the cfl where you're like well if he was in the nfl he would be a starting player on an nfl t yeah that doesn't exist even when a guy cares up to cfl like stefan legion or whatever like yeah exactly and he'll be either a kick returner or he'll just be on like the practice yeah the only guys are like defensive guy like can't wait your guys like that where you know they just maybe need a little bit more time to learn the game but even then even when can wake was great it took a few years to be good in the nfl like javinko could legitimately be in a top european league starting on a top european team and scoring goals so you can't say that about the cfl there's no one where you're like oh well it's pretty sweet that jennings is explained for the lions because i mean he could be on the detroit lions and be their starting qb like that literally the entire marketing campaign for the bc lions this season it's all like all over splashed all over the sides of sis and stuff i was waiting to talk about it they're so bad it's who is jennings right come find out by taking find out just see what's up who is john jennings you'll have to come to the market and know it's literally hey like no one knows who these guys are who is this guy hey who's who's this player is he is he even playing i don't know do you guys know who this is we don't even know yeah uh yeah what a guy what a league yeah like it is how you sell yourself exactly you you should honestly you should come and just see this guy it's pretty like it's almost like it's like it's they're running it's like a circus freak show you gotta come i've never seen a guy with dog face you gotta come and see it you never know what could happen you never know what you're gonna see you never know just imagine like even the canadians selling themselves that way oh yeah absolutely thank you for canadians that is like summer league baseball team yeah just being like who are these guys yeah exactly who i mean no one really knows have you seen the movie summer catch starting freddie prince jr desica beel this is kind of like that yeah i'm see freddie prince might be here now the soundtrack for that the soundtrack for summer catch oh you want to have next episode with summer catch one of those like project green light movies i feel like it was um i'm not sure let me see i was i was just talking about this recently with uh with a lady um here i was joking about how bad it was i wouldn't know i thought i know uh oh there's an uncle cracker in there there's a collective soul oh okay so you're already looking it up i thought we were doing it next episode but all right yeah i couldn't resist man i needed to know oh fast fast ball but not the way the other song that fast ball had oh yeah makes no difference some 41 yeah some 41 there's semisonic but not closing time it was not a project no i was gonna say it seems like way too much of a like sanitized movie it says summer catch man eight percent rating on rotten tomatoes based on 91 reviews with the consensus a cliche and predictable sports comedy that's mostly devoid of excitement or laughs summer catch is strictly bushly and it is it also uh closing time if i was a relief pitcher that would be my my uh excuse yeah of course or beer um the budget for summer catch was 34 million and it only recouped 19.7 million of that so not uh not so great oh you know the the character's name was that freddie prince you're played ryan done yeah i did see that he died not uh not the guy died in the car accident no no a different ryan done who also died well the other big sports thing this week was uh the cavaliers are imploding so now yes exactly so now like the east is just going to be trash all around basically i mean while kairis wants to play for the next somehow he also had the spurs on his list yeah so that like that could be good that could be an even bigger super and i mean it kind of makes it so that the raptors maybe have a chance at winning the east oh yeah they get domed in the uh in the final yeah but i mean it's almost going back like if kairi i mean LeBron's good enough to like at least maybe make his team competitive in the final but probably not they weren't that competitive this year with LeBron and kairi but it's almost like the uh NHL when they originally brought in the expansion teams and then the expansion teams with their own division and then the original six for the other division and so the Stanley Cup final every year was just a sweep because it's like the bobby or boston bruins against the st louis blues yeah like four years in a row yeah exactly and then i did read that the story is getting twisted though in that like a month ago uh the the cavalier's owner uh what's his name what's his name? Dan Snyder?
yeah Dan Snyder desperately wanted to get rid of kairi because i guess he just hated his performance in the finals? Dan Gilbert, he was the red side of the red side of the red side i knew it was calv's dan i just couldn't remember what his last name was yeah i couldn't remember uh he definitely wanted to get rid of Irving and then like a month later Irving suddenly doesn't want to play there anymore so gee i wonder why but this is all being twisted as him being like a selfish player who can't stand losing and not a guy who got completely buried by his owner and was like all right well fuck you i just won't play here anymore how's that uh but LeBron did respond yes he posted a video i don't know if this was like an instagram story or what but uh it's just him lip syncing to a rap song with the caption heavy heart and the same thing they say they with you when they're really not so clearly not an accident that he released that immediately after these reports went out but uh interesting stuff from uh you know i don't know the NBA is just boring now i like you know it seems obvious it's so boring that the warriors are just gonna do this again and probably again the year after that it's just like why why are we even bothering at this point uh i don't know i mean the team's gonna make money somehow i guess i guess yeah it's probably a fun thing to do to go see a regular season game but i don't think anyone has any fucking hope in hell of winning a championship anytime soon it doesn't seem like a no but you're gonna go catch some games right steppin i think that's the plan yeah i want to go to some Lakers games and some Clippers games and uh some football games too just for the experience this is the perfect seg for our seg cat let's do another one but you're just going for like the fun time of being at a game you're not like even as a bandwagon fan of these teams you're not actually like investing on your exactly yeah i don't care exactly which is why when people were like why aren't you even considering being an Anaheim fan it doesn't matter you're not really a kings fan anyways yeah and they're like an hour and a half away too exactly and you're not driving yeah fuck that no we're not i mean yeah i can take an uber all the way down to Anaheim that's not the scene no it's not happening at all i mean there's a lot of form maybe you go just down there that's true yeah maybe i'll see somewhere around yeah bump into Ryan Miller is he did he sign that on yeah wow i just have not been paying attention in it kind of rocks yeah right isn't it liberating it is it really is can't wait for the least though like me personally i don't mean anymore i love it let's do the couple of the week because it's really stupid yes very stupid then we'll get to some stupid ask questions then we'll wrap up this stupid ass episode of course because as we have demonstrated over the course of the last 45 minutes or so it's not a lot to talk about during the summer months of sports let's give them something to talk about nowhere is that more evident than the commentary booth for a mid-season baseball game because there's a lot of dead air to fill in any baseball game but especially like right in the middle of the season i feel like that is when you are in the most prime position to get some real random bullshit out of the mouths of any giving comedy last summer i think we had no suit no fewer than like four different baseball commentary clips yes and this one comes west from the chicago white socks broadcast where can hawk carolson and steve stone uh got on a bit of a divergent tangent i just love their names already hi ladies and gentlemen welcome to the uh chicago white socks this is hawk carolson i'm steve stone hawk carolson steve stone is like a fucking mid-80s nwa tag team totally 100 percent yeah 100 percent but here the conversation that they got to in the middle of a game against Kansas city and george was said one year going before 100 1980 400 until he got him on it's that end of that heres just right uh yeah but as he said as they moved the next year all of his problems were behind him so he was lying down well he won the first one barely you you had a battle or two you better believe it but i wouldn't go for one and as always with every baseball commentary clip uh that we got like that the best part is easily in the middle of like the most balling of even a fun story but not that hemorrhoids is the most fun story they just always have to slide in ball one or like right in the middle like like it's you know just casually still calling the game in the middle of talking about the pain in my ass well this is a great i found an article uh Kansas City Royals George Brett quote the hemorrhoids guy that's the title of the article it's on a website called ionx medical okay uh millions of americans across the united states currently suffer from hemorrhoids and over half of the american population will go on to develop hemorrhoids at some point in their life after the age of 30 according to the american society of colon and rectal surgeons hemorrhoids can happen to anyone even celebrity as a professional athletes such as renowned pro baseball player George Brett who played third baseman for the Kansas City Royals for 21 years hemorrhoids occur when the veins around the anus or inside the rectum become swollen and inflamed it can cause those who suffer from them to experience extreme pain and discomfort in the anal region hemorrhoids can be triggered by one or more risk factors such as obesity genetics chronic diarrhea or constipation aging pregnancy or by sitting for a long periods of time in the 1980 world the anal region is my favorite uh marshmanis region and just i would say that in the 1980 world series between the philadelphia of philius and the Kansas City Royals George Brett i just love the uh the switching back and forth like oh here's the medical definition of hemorrhoids and here's george brett's more about hemorrhoids than george brett's so far in the 1980 world series between the philius and the Kansas City Royals George Brett was forced to leave the field during the sixth inning of game two due to experiencing extreme hemorrhoid pain the following day Brett underwent minor surgery to have hemorrhoids removed so he could return to the field to finish out the world series during the 10th inning of game three Brett hit a home run which helped his team win the game against the philius of the score of four to three following a world series Brett was famously quoted my problems are all behind me when asked to comment on his hemorrhoid surgery Brett said that afterwards from october 1980 up until the time of his infamous pintar incident he was known as the hemorrhoids guy every time he stepped up to bat in a different city Brett would hear players joking about hemorrhoids which Brett eventually made the most of by agreeing to advertise for popular hemorrhoid treatment preparation he should have changed his walk up music to uh ask man oh yeah that's a classic i love to touch him i love to stuff him um or or baby gimtar pintar he noted his ass yeah that was the pintar uh that was the pintar incident yeah is from his ass um we also got a post in the facebook group this week from the beer nerd talking about how nolan patrix injury woes just continue or was it nico he sure no it was it was patric he had a boil on his face yeah nolan patrick had a facial infection and could not practice as a result which you know is just continues a streak of uh random injuries for him to the point where at what point is is it not just like bad luck and this guy is never going to stay healthy i mean yeah i don't know it's pretty hilarious i mean like you said in our group it's not quite like tyler benson yeah i don't think we talked about tyler benson on the actual show i think that came up on a mailbag episode so if you are not a patreon subscriber tyler benson of the edminton oilers former vancouver giant missed two thirds of the year in his draft season by having ingrown hairs on his butt that gave him an infected ass and he could never play so sorry so yeah no nolan patrick it just seems like he's uh he's having sex a lot of questionable characters i mean i was doing explain you get a boil on your face you can't play hockey that's pretty extreme cursed by a witch yeah exactly exactly he's got a hex nolan patrick that and he missed most of this season and the season before yeah he's he could be heading out along road of being injured yeah i feel like at about we can give him maybe like two more years and then it's safe to just write him off forever probably it's possible you never know well so how are the questions yeah should we take a dip into the mailbag here let's look at our top three questions of the week hey yo it's the top three questions of the week on real good show you know what the fuck it is bitch we murder and cfl podcasts up in this motherfucker russell look out all right here we go question number one comes to us from owen at oenz and he says rgs threesome who comes first gee yeah why do you think you'd come first i because i mean well actually i don't know because i've never um like fucked a man's ass before so i don't know if you fucked a man's mouth i guess that would yeah well i haven't fucked your mouth um i don't know because like if i'm if i've been jacking off wait so you have had your dick sucked by a dude before i know not by you guys i said by you know not by you guys um if i so like if i jacked off a lot i have like like the death grip sort of where it's like oh it's gonna be kind of harder because i you know what i mean so i don't know what you're explaining it like i squeeze it just jack off too much i squeeze it too hard and it's like there's less it's like harder to when you're actually doing and then also antidepressants kind of like throw you through off of your game as well um those are those effects you're sex drive uh they just affect the act of ejaculating oh okay so like you have orgasms but you don't come no like it's you can't it's just reaching it is like it's a struggle it's like it's like sisifus you know like you keep you're right i i would compare it's rolling down the hill okay wait so you're on antidepressants that make it so that you can't come doesn't that seem like a bit of a catch 22 um you get used to it after a while and then you start to be able to come you fight through it okay fair i mean fair enough i just you know what i mean like if you're already sad not being able to come seems like it would make it far worse i mean if you just stop taking meditation and you came don't you think you'd be so happy that you wouldn't need the pills anymore why don't you just like you came this week it made you pretty sad well jusifus didn't say that he came i don't think oh that's true i did not say that well i'm just assuming he got drenched i think i was i was thinking i was thinking i was seated in the splash zone for fuck yeah jusif was at a guar concert oh my god what's what's the question even again who comes first in rg s threesome oh my god i think i have a current so it's not me uh okay yeah it's me yeah sure well i'll just agree with saffin i don't even i don't even think i want to answer yes i don't even think i want to answer someone just has to volunteer themselves and we have to be like well sure yeah of course well i know i'd agree please tell like the episode title has to reference squirting in some way sorry yeah of course yeah probably you have to yeah some kind of some kind of this is gonna be a new thing i was trying to think of what solver would put would fit perfectly and i think it should be i squirt myself today like i hurt myself today though is that real sad oh no i squirt myself today be pretty good um okay next question just picturing jonnie cash doing a cover of i mean jonnie cash like in the sad black my videos i'm dying and he's just singing about squirting yeah exactly i will make you squirt yeah exactly yeah you guys both you guys both uh laughed at my pun but there's a lot going on there that you can really pull from um okay so it's a question too uh so our first question came in from steve aught dillinsiers and we did not like this question but the follow-up question is great and i need to read both questions to make the follow-up question funnier so this question from dillin is you have been tasked with preventing another NHL lockout before the cba expires how do you do it and we did not like that question but we did enjoy ryan at vervidicus's follow-up question which was you've been tasked with guaranteeing the most destructive possible lockout when the cba expires how do you do it hmm i mean i think i would get chris james involved in some way shape or form yeah he's the type of guy you want on your side for this type of thing well and he has any as gary gettin's number true true yeah so that's good that's a good thing to have i would just say chris just do do what you can and start another lockout and i think you'd be able to pull it up i'm going to uh install a new head of the nhlpa to handle all of the negotiating and his name is bobby holik and he is going to like one of the things he's gonna promise when he when he like makes his run and i'm assuming all the players vote on who represents them and bobby holik is going to promise them all ten million dollar a year contract like he got or at least every third line center deserves a ten million dollar contract so uh you know like that was one of the things from the last lockout was that we had to save the owners from themselves because they're too stupid to not give shitty players extremely huge money deals but i feel like we should undo that and we should uh start saving the players from the owners and make sure that every player gets the stupid as fucking contract possible again make the nhl great again bobby holik i think you can do it i go the opposite way i'm gonna say we need to make a cap twenty million dollars and they just got to figure it out the nhl just has to go to the nhlpa and be like look listen guys i know we've been saying that the because there are new tv deals coming up too right so because they're saying that there may be a similar effect in the nhl that there was in the nba last year when all of those like really fringe players were given obscene contracts like obviously it wouldn't be the same scale as the nba but they were talking about how the nhl cap might go up by like seven or ten million in a year kind of thing uh because they're negotiating a new tv deal so for me i'm gonna say they're gonna negotiate the tv deal extremely poorly and then they're gonna be like off guys listen uh we actually turns out did not read the fine print and uh the only thing we're back on versus and uh versus and around anymore exactly exactly uh yeah so uh slice tv has agreed to pick up our games but with the like secondary cooking channel i think it's called the gusto oh yeah gusto yeah it's a it's a it's a it's a slice gusto partnership and uh yeah and the san hose sharks play on out tv and uh that's it and then they have to yeah so the deal is so bad the cap's now twenty million and they have to just make it work so the a hl is gonna be the best hockey league in the world because all they're every team will keep like one good player and then it'll be just a bunch of shitty replacement players you're watching fuse the official network of the nhl playoffs yeah exactly exactly um okay and no it'll be on it'll be on ceaso yo exactly nbc's uh streaming comedy network once you're done streaming monty python's flying circus be sure the catch the capitals and the maguents later tonight speaking of bajillion dollar properties we've got the least in halves tonight here on ceaso live from the a c c yeah oh man yeah uh okay and last question no see that's the thing too the stadiums don't have money anymore so they're not sponsored by air canada okay okay it's like the uh here it's the la king's live at the deltaco center uh i guess deltaco is probably has lots of money yeah i mean i think of pink taco could afford to try and sponsor that oh yeah it's not a stadium that they were denied access to deltaco could probably do it um okay this number one question of the week comes in from long time day one listener uh erin makai and uh and this was something that we got into a heated about on the rg s facebook group and again we've referenced that a bunch of times if you're not in a group it is a lot of fun please join us and do it um but uh we got into a heated debate over fast food and erin uh sums it up by asking us this question to talk about on the episode if you could eat at if you could only eat at one fast food restaurant for the rest of your life for breakfast lunch and dinner which would you choose now i'm i don't know if he means that you can only eat at this restaurant or if you must eat every single meal there but this is the only fast food restaurant you can go exactly the way that it's phrased it's the second one that this is the only fast food restaurant you can go to so you don't have to eat every meal there but if you ever want to eat fast food you have to go to it's it's like we're living in like the demolition man reality where there's only one fast food restaurant at this point yes exactly that the fast food wars have been fought and won by i think taco bell in demolition i haven't haven't stepped into that sound right you're trying to reference a movie to me and you know what i don't remember uh i'm thinking of like uh idi ockersy where it's carl's junior i know that it's pizza hut and taco bell where they like changed which restaurant it was in the european version of the movie but i can't remember who was in like the actual north american cut i'm thinking taco bell and that they didn't have taco bell in europe so they made a pizza hut for european looking at it uh demolition man restaurant wars it's definitely it says yeah it's taco bell is the lone chain restaurant left in the entire world um yeah so that's the the american one is taco bell but in the european cut of the film i'm looking at it i'm i already know i'm very confident in my my choice would be a and w yes yeah i feel like that is the the only choice that you can make with the inclusion of the breakfast menu now here's what i'm gonna say i think a is a horrible choice what because where you're gonna go in states does any of you down here i think so yeah it's not as big as it is in can of not that many but a w root beer definitely exists in the state of course means i think the restaurant there are not that many restaurants down there so if you're ever in the states you can't eat fast food oh that's true i mean it's a real problem i'm gonna stick with a w all right well you're the one who lives in the states so i guess you're not eating fast food for the next year i know i i'm trying to eat healthier so that's why okay right i forgot yeah you're like going to the gym now and stuff but like i i prefer i think wendy says the best burger game overall so if i'm going there for lunch or dinner that's where i would pick but i don't think they do breakfast and if they do if they do i don't have any faith in it being good they don't maybe in the states they do but they don't in canada but the um i don't i would just never like if it's just the only fast food restaurant we can go do i never eat fast food for breakfast ever i'm assuming that this is the only restaurant that i can't eat that period okay well that's a different half to eat okay so that's a different question yes if it's the if it's the only one i'm like i'm just choosing the only one like i never i honestly cannot remember the last time i had fast food breakfast so i would choose wendy's for sure but this is the fascist society where you are forced to eat fast food every meal okay so for that one um i'm gonna go mcdonald's the only thing that's different about society overall everything else is the same except i'm forced to go to one specific dictatorship where we all have to eat so i'm gonna go mcdonald's because then i can travel okay because then i can eat like presumably there are presumably some places with no wendys true so i'm gonna go to mcdonald's for convenience and also like if i can only eat fast food for every meal i might as well die quicker when i lived up north it was like a big deal to go to fork thank john because they had a wendys and it was like the only town of north right now there you go exactly but yeah i think and w is the prime pick here because the breakfast is really good and just even like the ingredients that they put in their burgers like the tomato slice of the pickles in an nw burger so yeah the produce seems legit yeah i like a w like absolutely but uh so i hope these fast food takes are okay with karen gruff and we don't need another fucking intervention this they're not well our american listeners don't know what a w is probably so they're just gonna be like well i don't this is stupid i don't know what they're talking about all right well that'll do it for the mailbag i said i mean we'll go from there into everyone's favorite segment because it means we're on the home stretch the cherry on top of our sunday where we pick the things we like from the world at large one good thing the pokemon go convention was a total shitshow disaster and none of it worked it was like they're you know what last year like everyone was so into pokemon go and like it would just like fail at like how many times how now they still are like Justin more yeah i could add a bunch of new pokemon and yeah they added a bunch of stuff they're legendary with all the gold and silver pokemon yeah but i still just see fucking piggies everywhere so even with the new variety i'm still getting the same old bullshit everybody's gonna play i may have booted it up earlier this week just to see how it was going for the first time in several months might i add okay whatever but there was a convention was like this attached to kamakan uh no this was in chicago and so people flew out there for it and none of it worked it was a total disaster uh the co of like niantic or whatever got booed off the stage by a bunch of pokemon fans it was hilarious sure sure all right well hopefully there's some good video of that that i can put up on the blog this week um yeah i am i'm going to turn the tables and recommend a movie this week oh my god i know wow i talked about it on the show last week and i followed through my promise and i went to see it i saw the big sick this week and uh it was uh absolutely uh great film really liked it it's kind of like um to me it's like what i thought train wreck was gonna be because like in my mind uh in the way the way people were talking about it is like that train wreck was gonna be this like romantic comedy but like more focused on the comedy and it was really gonna like subvert your like typical expectations of romantic comedy which it didn't at all but it's it's i will say because i recommended it on the show when it came out that it's just a gender flip basically yeah exactly but in every possible way where like lebron is playing the like judy grier stuff yeah yeah totally totally and like and i get that part of it definitely but i just felt like as far as the like rom com thing goes it was very romantic comedy very standard so this felt like more of like what i was expecting when i saw train wreck and uh yeah so i just really liked it i mean i like kameil stand up and uh it's about kameil nangiani and his wife emily gordon they co-wrote the movie together he stars in it she doesn't um it's zoe kazan who's also excellent it's just basically about their actual life story of how they met and then she got very very sick and almost died and how all that played into their relationship and uh her parents are played by ray romano and holly hunter and they're both phenomenal in it and it has one there's one line and i won't spoil it but if you've seen it feel free to DM me and we can talk about there's one line in the movie that kameil has when he first meets ray romano and holly hunter that might be one of the hardest times i've ever laughed at a movie all right so uh so yeah if you haven't seen it yet and you're and you were looking for something just nice to take your lady or your uh the big sick i plan to see at some point this week hopefully yeah there you go so we will see uh but i'm going to recommend a stand up special oh okay uh from netflix that i've been meaning to watch for a couple weeks now finally got around to it uh my favorite comedian in fact and john you know what i'm gonna say i do know what you're gonna say i do know what you're gonna say i do know what you're gonna say yeah and it is very good yeah and it we saw him at the built-more like two years ago and it was largely almost exactly the same set that is what is the netflix special for the most part there's some new stuff uh no because that was most of that stuff he was working on his own the charlson special he played piano at our the one we saw right well he opens with this long thing about anal sex yeah i know she did sure that that we were at yeah uh but yes it's Rory scoville his netflix special is called Rory scoville tries stand up for the first time and uh there's some like you know weird film stuff that goes on around it with the intro and whatnot that didn't entirely connect for me but the actual stand up special itself is fucking incredible and like when i lived in la i was going to the comedy bang bang stand up show every single Tuesday night back before uh camera nazpizzito took over that time slot with put your hands together when stod ockerman like retired from booking the stand up show every week uh and i you get to see like the most talented stand-ups in the world just drop in at this venue and for a five dollar show every single Tuesday night i probably saw Rory four or five times while i was down there and he like immediately became my favorite comedian he's i just find there's something about him he's just the most charming man and uh yeah this special really lives up to that hype he's fucking hysterical it's such a good special there are so many hilarious jokes Rory scoville tries stand up for the first time it's on netflix and i also just found out that he recorded a live record at third man record he was in Nashville and i have the live sharply than worst or at third man record so i should probably try and scoop yeah i know i like that special a lot i really like the way it was shot um like the venue the way they constructed the venue looked really sweet and i loved it there was like it seemed like there were people in the audience that like really hated it yeah which like kind of made it better and there was also um he did a long bit about getting a fleshlight in his bag at jfl and i was watching that thinking oh my god john had the same root bit basically and all they were different they were different thankfully also mind came up before his it's true um but it was fun to see that and we're like oh no yeah hundred percent because i saw him uh not the built more there was an i saw him recently here where did he play probably the more recent comedy fest because that was two years ago that was awesome and so i went to see him or no maybe it was at jfl i don't remember but i saw him and i saw him do the fleshlight bit and i already had a fleshlight bit and i was like oh no and your fleshlight bit was just born out of this show i'm pretty sure i'm sure you're already doing it which show uh this show oh the real good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that was a lot something that came from real good and went into your act i think maybe i think so i can't remember i might have been doing it already when i talked about the show i don't remember but it's possible i definitely have some bits that came out of the show but uh but yeah so if you get a flush like i can use it to me please yeah i know you're really uh lonely and you can't come yeah yeah it's just like stamina you know just just oh yeah that's cool okay are you guys there yeah yeah you just got to space out for a second you say that oh yeah i said send me a fleshlight if you get a fleshlight yeah i heard that part i said that again oh yeah yeah you just sounded like uh fucking megatron for a second there oh yeah it's all good we're wrapping off because with that that we'll do it for this week's episode our roommate is i honestly forget their names again Heather and Ben Heather and Ben thank you so much our intern this week to find folks at seat geek that's a very progressive company made up entirely of ladies we're a big fan of what they're doing and we hope you are too promo code real good twenty dollars off your first seat geek purchase check it out if you like the show support it patreon.com slash real good show the only way that you can guarantee that 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charts definitely i think it's how it's guaranteed yeah but until next week i'm just in more set step and heck john co be real be be real good squirting yeah that i just totally blanked no i said nothing i knew what it was gonna be i want hundred percent blanked i would have said real good squirting also because it's rgs yeah but i just was like it was like almost one of those like i forgot we were doing that bit like i was getting ready to take my headphones off and i was like oh yeah i got to do the bit and i was like oh what word i mean i just lost you know what your favorite pokemon is though squirrell no obviously that's what we were talking about it's actually charm answering because you're so charming yeah yeah this is a charm man yeah sir fuck we gotta quit the show now this is my December but 400 1980 400 until he got him on it's at end of that