104. We Need Some Vaseline

Chapters 5-6 of “Puberty Blues” by Aussie teens Kathy Lette and Gabrielle Carey (1979). The Greenhills gals don multicolored undies and take up JAZZ BALLET, Deb and Sue try surfing for the very first time, and the whole gang eats Cheezels as they wait to root in the rumpus room. Jody and Alison talk about leaky air mattresses, muckbang, boob enhancing techniques, and “equestrian duties”. There’s also some dramatic readings with try-hard Australian accents and a super informative letter from real life Australian Lisa Bee! Please consider supporting us at www.patreon.com/theblumesaloon.