106 | Mr. Green's Totally Real Stock Tips

The Moonshine Crew is back, and this week Mr. Green reveals his Totally Real Stock Tips™ (please, absolutely do not invest). Along the way, Captain Unemployment battles HOAs, Cheyenne threatens society with fruit trees, and the crew decides once and for all whether movies break physics or just common sense. We rant about streaming ads as harassment, cross a Rubicon that technically doesn't exist, and dip into the ethics of AI, dictatorships, and why tire pressure lights are the true enemies of freedom. It's financial advice you can't afford to take — wrapped in car trouble, Star Wars meltdowns, and one very suspicious Hamilton reference.