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Are you ready? I suppose. I'm on. Are you on?

I'm on. Did you just have some magical... I have one of those... Whoo!

Whoo! Is that what you have? That's called alcoholism by the way. Hey!

That's called definitely being a little... A little on the sippy sippy there. Alright, I'll just shovel a bunch of you. Are you guys ready to shout?

Yeah! Alright, let's do it. The following show is for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is advised.

And if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself. What? Do you feel your sex life is quite lame? Scared that your desires might be strange?

Come and join the kick! Come and join the Kinky world of play. The F Okay, you know, just hang in there and he's just has this kind of blanks there. I mean, but you can't tell because he's got like the emotional arc of a fucking, you know, a turn up.

He just doesn't have it. He's just like either like happy ungers like yay and like sad ungers like boo. You know, there's not... So I don't really know.

And then he's just... All of a sudden he's standing in the doorway. He comes in, I'm like alright man, I'm doing the thing. But you can get on and whatever and he's just standing there.

Hasn't actually entered the love lab. And I'm like, so yeah, just give it a minute. Unger. And then he looks at me and...

Unger. And I'm like, dude go home. He's all... He's all...

His emotional arc did not change. I feel sick. I'm like, oh my god, go home. He's all...

I think I'm gonna be sick sick. So you just grabbed Stickswax and I'm here to be an audience. You're gonna be the moderator. You're sick, unger.

So if unger is actually in the chat, has he made the chat room six? I don't believe so. He is probably busy vomiting right now. He is busy just he's right over the toilet right now.

Just all. Unger. Unger. Unger.

Unger. Unger. Unger. Unger.

Unger. I made that today. I made Mark's double overlap. You feel Mark?

I wish. So bad he would have been here to hear this. He would have loved it. He wouldn't have been able to tell, but he would have loved it.

He did a great segment. So unger, if you are listening, god damn it, feel better and get back in here. Not that we don't love Sticks, but he just looks kind of scared and lonely. He's like, I wanted to sit with the people tonight.

I'm all the way over here in the opposite corner of the room. You are. Well, then you can smell. He's like, I didn't sign up for this.

So are there people in the chat room not unger? Yeah, we've got, I want to say five or six that are not myself or Mark. Nice. Lazarus, Ace of Crafts, some regulars, some regulars.

All right. Well, good. Well, we're going to, should we just ask the chat room question and not play the jingle? Not play the jingle.

Okay. Ah, what did you go? He's not here. He's not here.

He's not Jesus. What? We're sticking with the table man. Okay.

What did you do this weekend? Oh, not much. As appetizing as that sounds. What did you do this weekend?

I had a good time. I came here to the club. I was like, why the hell are you? Oh, creative explorers here.

Yeah, of course. I mean, why would I come otherwise? I'm kidding. No, I am taking a break from the club because we're no longer on the board.

But if I have friends that are going to be here and there were quite a few of my friends here. So I just like that's a good night to come. So I had a good time. So you guys all get in like kind of all little gratty-gratty on creative-gratty.

Yeah, I saw that. Yes. And here's the issue. Now, creative explorer and I and Carrie have all been playing together.

Right. And then I kind of, you know, cuddle her every once in a while. And we're having a bit of a problem trying to figure out how to all three of us play together because as I may have said on the show, usually when I'm with women, I like to top them. I don't normally like being on the bottom with a woman unless, you know, she's a total leather deck, which is like my sweet spot.

Right. Then I'll do anything you say. This would be drip. So when I'm with her, just hanging out with her, I'm just totally topping her and telling her what to do when she's loving it and we're having a good time.

When I'm with creative explorer, I'm totally submitting to him. But when we're together, I'm like my head spinning. I don't know which way to turn. Do I top Carrie?

Do I submit to him and we're trying to find the right formula? I'm not sure that it's going to work with other three of us, but I'll keep an open mind. She's made some suggestions, but honestly, I find it hard to switch back and forth quickly. Have you tried?

Because like, Bunny now is she really likes topping girls and so she's learning how to top girls. So kind of the dynamic that she enjoys is kind of like with me, I'm still the daddy and I'm kind of telling her, I'm not necessarily move my move, but I'm kind of instructing her. I'm like, I want you to do this and here's your selection of toys. So I'm kind of able to still be the daddy and still be in charge of her while she tops somebody else.

So she's able to have that dynamic. I guess I don't have a lot of barriers. So we kind of tried that where he would say, Kathy, now go and tire hold her hands behind her back or something. You tell me to go hold a woman's hands behind her back.

I don't want to just stop with that. I want to keep going. I reach around. Can I grab her hair?

Can I pull her head back? And it's quite a difficult thing to talk. So it actually feels restraining. Can you have like a whole three suggestions thing?

Because you know, that's like, give me a couple suggestions and I'll pick one. Like, could it be like something at, you know, can I pull her hair, bite her or this? And he would say, here's the thing that if I were just bottoming to creative explorer, we would have no problem. But part of why our dynamic works so well is because I really do give 100% control to him.

And he can do whatever he wants. And a few times where we've played and that line starts to get blurred or he starts to feel like he's having to ask for permission or I start to feel like he's not taking control and it really messes up our dynamic. So then I'm bottoming to him. I'm no longer submitting to him.

And so that messes up. And I'm not, I may be saying this is a big deal. We'll figure something else. But all three very patient people.

Could you make a list ahead of time of like these are the things that I like to do? Could you choose this list, mark it off and hand it to me? And then you have an actual instruction sheet from him that also includes a number of the things that you love to do. So you can still feel you are following his instructions, but it's a more dynamic list.

I doubt that, you know, as totally logical and Mr Spock as creative explorer can be, he does do a lot of stuff just off the cuff. And so I don't know that my way of that is a good suggestion. I definitely think that there are answers and I hope you get them. I am very, very dedicated.

Stop smelling those panties. I'm a very dedicated Kynxter and I'm sure I will find you. Can't throw it panties away from that. Mike Muff.

Well, you know, Mark soon to be new. I didn't tell you about that. I know, I know. We're going to do an Avatar soul transfer of her name though.

She will be going from Mark Demu, which is an incredible legendary Pokemon character. Anything to just get that name off of that. I know that it's all for them. It is all.

I'm not telling you it's not, but I have had a number of people that it's kind of true. It's a funny joke, but people aren't going to let you know when they tune out. And so it's kind of, it's true. A lot of people think Mark's a guy until they listen to a few episodes and then they find out that Mark's a female and that Mark means Mark like Bruce Mark.

And it was a joke that I said in the beginning when we started the show 107 episodes ago and I'm like, ah, you'll be Mark. Why not? You need a name? You'll be Mark.

Ha ha ha. And then I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know, kind of like, you know, those like little homophobic feelings you have and you're like, yeah, fuck people. You know, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden probably by about show 17, it really started to annoy me that I, because you can't, when you're dealing about promoting a show, I can't use Mark's name because it'll, I mean, I can, but then people will think that I'm talking about a dude and the head dudes that are like me that want to listen to the show will think that it's just a whole thing and they won't, they'll just not listen.

And those are some of the guys as fucked up and secure as me that need the show. So I have a conflict with it. I don't like it. It's like, I don't like picturing my girlfriend in a masculine way.

It was funny for like 80 episodes and, and, and when I taught, whenever I write descriptions, because it's true. I mean, we're all in this room. You guys are all liberal and, and, and whatever, but to somebody who is not into dudes and I am not into dudes, I would not listen to a show if people were to, you know, hey, I was fucking my guy in the ass or, you know, I'm putting things in marks to ask and whatever. And when you write descriptions of the show, you know, I can't write without somehow mentioning that Mark is a biologically correct female, you know, which is stupid that, you know, so I'm just, I'm sick of it.

So I mean, it's like, you can call it my insecurities. I'm totally okay with owning that. I'm going to call it your insecurities. You can call it anything, but I would just like to not think about this anymore and not have certain people just turn off when we're desperate for listeners anyway.

Yeah. So we'll do a soul turn. So now you, and she doesn't like it either. She likes the name.

She's used to the name. People are used to calling it and I understand that. I understand. I'll tell you what, I'm going to make this all up to you.

How? Right now. I'm going to make this all up to you right now. I'm going to make this all up to you right now.

And maybe you'll feel a little sympathy towards my conflicts and my, you know, give it a try. This was a great weekend with Mark New and Bunny. And, you know, we have our, whatever we call this, our poly dynamic, whatever relationship love fest. So this entire weekend was just, it was just a great, a great weekend, you know, Bunny got here on Friday night.

So we just had all this fucking horny sex. And then Saturday was all sex. And it was just dirty and nasty and just fun. And, you know, and then Sunday there was sex in the mornings and it was just sex, sex, sex.

And just literally a great, the Viagra was fucking working on all cylinders, man. And I don't come. So that's how I stay horny. You know, it's just, I'm in that area and they're like, help me.

And you know, it's great. I've heard them screaming. And so they have, you know, a billion orgasms. I feel like a fucking God.

But I haven't fucking had an orgasm. And so I might be a little burnt up. So it's the end of soap. They're having the soap party, the social of age players party that they have here at Threshold.

And, and so, you know, Bunny and I are playing and, you know, she's dragging the colors and, you know, all the little stuff that we do and dragging her around on a chair and blah, blah, blah. It's real cute. And then afterwards, creepy is going to help me download some programs so that I can get the 360 camera working and all this stuff that we're going to do for the podcast. It's going to be so much fun.

And so it was great. I mean, it was, you know, they did the whole party. He works that party. And then afterwards, he sat for like an hour and just, you know, really helped.

So it was very supportive. Creepy is a very big supporter of the show. And, and so that's great. So he's like, I'm just going to dig into this and okay.

And so Bunny's sitting there patiently and she's got to kind of go home. She's been here all weekend. And she's like, well, can I, you know, maybe have a little cuddle time before I leave? And I'm looking.

I'm like, okay. And I'm doing the thing with, you know, we're downloading with creepy and creepy. He's like, go boner. And I'm like, hi, let's give it a high.

I'm just going to give her some cuddles and then leave. So we come into the room and, you know, because he's, you know, everyone's locked up and fucking program hell, which takes hours. So we cuddle, we cuddle and she's going to leave. And I'm like, all of a sudden, I'm realizing all this tension, you know, and I'm like, you know, I'm fucking coming like five, six days.

And she's all, I want you to come inside me. Oh my God. And at that point, I'm kind of like, all right, you know, I'm like, you know, it's that thing she's going to leave. So I'm not going to because it fucks with my head if I come.

And then all of a sudden I'm not as attentive to my girls because now all the demons are in my fucking head and my testosterone's dropped. And I'm like, man, so, but I'm like, she's leaving. I'm going to be by myself. It's getting later at night.

This is the time, you know what? I'm going to do it. I'm going to fucking neck inside this girl and give her what she asked for. God damn it, because I'm a giver.

So I have her get in the daddy, taking me now position, which is, you know, a great position on her hands and knees where I want her. And I just worked. Okay. I got it.

And all of a sudden I'm like really horny because when you jerk off at night, it takes 45 seconds because I don't give a fuck about nobody. I don't hold out for nothing. And shouldn't let me interject here from you. Tell the audience that you guys, the amount of testing you guys do.

Yes, we're all tested and I bet of a second. So yes, we're all going together. And it's great for old man bringing two young women to the clinic. I look like their father.

Actually, someone yesterday said Happy Father's Day to me when I had the two girls at the 99 said story. If I can mark, I'm going to be almost fucking shit or pay. So funny to her. So anyway, so now I'm behind Bunny.

And I'm like, I'm going to do this. And I enter her. And all of a sudden I swear to God, like, just start going blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, get her a Hitachi to figure this is the patterns to go. But I'm like, all of a sudden, I'm in that masturbation mode, which I'm never with with the girls.

And so I'm like, God, I could come really quick. And she has to go. And so it starts to build, you know, and my orgasms don't feel like much. So when I say build, it's not like a fucking superior build.

It's just like, okay, you're going to come and then you come and you're like, that was great. You know, whatever, get a bag of Cheetos. So, but it starts to build and it's been a giant build. So I know, my God, I'm just going to fucking ruin her.

So it's coming. She's like, yeah, daddy, do it. And I'm just like, ah, and I'm right there. And I swear to God, you hit that moment, you know, where you hit, you're in it.

You're like, you've caught the fucking wave. And now you're going down the wave. And I actually feel my junk start to pulse and kind of the squirts happening. And it as it's fucking just coming out biggie.

I'm going to go. I'm going to go now. Uncle creepy knocks on my door literally at the entrance of my squirting of fucking calm in my chick. And everything freezes.

And just, I'm like, ah, the feeling at that point, I just feel my penis trying to suck the comb back like no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, ah, OK. And it's just, and I can feel it like now dripping. And I'm like trying to just somehow recover.

And then again, yeah, boogie. We're going to do that program. And then I'm going to have you text me. And then we're going to get fucking creepy.

The guy who fucking shucks his fucking giant fat man titties in our face is now joining my ejaculation. And I just like, OK, creepy. You know there's no coming back from that. And and bunny starts laughing so hard.

Like, and I can just feel her going. Oh, poor creepy. Oh, poor creepy. Fuck you.

Oh, why did he do no poor guys? Just molestation and joy and whatever just ended. Oh, what? I feel really bad adding on to a bookies ruin orgasm.

But I mean, it is kind of. I mean, I guess the thing I wanted to get back to is when you were saying, you know, changing her name is the big issue too. Like the fact that you want to have a crazy experience like the one you just described. And you know, it's like you kind of want people to know that you're having this amazing sex.

And it's with women. I don't really think there's any shame in that. I wouldn't call that insecurity. I know I hold back on that too because I have relationships that are pretty private and I'm not always having the time to write long fed articles about it or describe all the great sex I'm having because I'm too busy having it.

So that's a good thing too. So I don't think your male audience necessarily does want to picture, you know, you doing things that you're not authentically into and it probably would be kind of offensive to you to think of, you know, people are doing a mark as a hot guy when you're, you know, you know, you know, and I'm sure lots of people love that. There's plenty of people in there. There's no hard hat.

I'm sure Mark loves it. That's totally fine. But it's not you. And you know, creepy, reminiscent of all the knocking on your door is probably not the image you want.

That was that's where I just drew that was pretty much the catalyst. Oh, I called him. I call I literally pulled out and it was just like the and she's just laughing just with paper towels between your legs and I call him. And I'm all I hate you.

Like I thought he was a half hour into that goddamn thing and he's just like, well, I'm just gonna go and and he and he starts laughing like in his sick, sadistic fucking creepy way. He's all the fact that you were coming inside of bunny is super hot. The fact that I ruined you coming inside of bunny. I'm gonna masturbate to a month.

It's going in my fucking spank bank. Life dot com bruises and bondage and pussy and dogs. Life dot com consensual safe and sane ish. So this time we're talking about lifestyle beats who wrote a post called on nurturing submission.

And he says the easiest thing to feel accomplished about is a dominant is acquiring skills. If it requires equipment, then a little persistence practice and a pool of willing trainees will surely lead to some self proclaimed degree of mastery. Nurturing a submissive is an entirely different and graduate level skill. Miss interpret feelings of incompleteness as being bratted and that path of communication with your sub may shut down forever.

Overlook a microscopic task to you that was an hours long effort by them and it may take months to heal that scar. Submissives are fragile. They may take a beating like a comic character or an ass fucking until they pass out. But those strengths like your dominant skills are easily acquired by a submissive seeking to hone their craft and be the perfect partner for you.

A lot of mixed feelings about this. I like it. I mean, I totally the idea of being cognizant and aware of all aspects of what the other person in your dynamic is doing. The attention that they're spending on you if it's a DS dynamic and they're submitting to you the amount of energy that they're putting into you.

He talked about like the little things, you know, like it might not seem like a big deal to you, but they put a lot of effort in this and you're not acknowledging that can cause you're not paying attention to that. I really enjoyed that stepping back and looking beyond yourself because there are a number of dominance that both male females matter. That kind of get wrapped up in that I'm the dominant so I can kind of do no wrong because obviously this is what I want you to do and because you're just a submissive that you should, you know, this is what you want, right? This is everything you want is to submit.

And that's not really how it works. I think I really like how he's talking about the difference between acquiring a skill with a flogger or a paddle or a violet wand or whatever you're using that might give someone a false sense of dumbliness. I have all these skills. I can do all these things and don't get me wrong.

Having those skills is very important if you're going to be using those implements. But to equate them with what it takes to nurture a submissive or nurture a DS relationship, these are two completely different things. And only time and patience and a certain level of wisdom going into it is going to give you any kind of mastery when it comes to dealing with a submissive because you're dealing with another human being. And a human being who is putting themselves in a vulnerable state by giving over their power to you.

So I know that you and I talked before the show about how it might have sounded a little douchey for him to say submissives are all fragile. Yeah, that definitely didn't get me. You know, I get people the benefit of the doubt that that wasn't what they meant. But it did kind of come off that there was a statement in the post where he's like, you know, because submissives are actually very fragile people.

And I'm like, that's okay, I don't know what you meant exactly by that, but that's absolutely not true. Anybody in a relationship or any type of interaction with other people can be fragile. I know a lot of fucking fragile dominance. And believe me, my fucking from ego, fragile male ego, I made that word a long time ago, my from ego gets blood hurt often.

So it's not just it's not just the submissive that's, oh, this frail little thing that needs, because I don't want to broadcast fucking submissive anyway. I want a strong independent person that can grow past that. But I think that that thing you hit the nail on the head that some people that a lot of people hear the word fragile and that is a taboo word. You don't use that in relation to anybody because it's an insult.

We're all independent strong people and we stand on our own and we try to be with protect. There's a lot of people out there. Well, what I'm saying is that just not across the board for submissives. It's I think that you meant the state of being a submissive because I am a very independent woman and I can deal with my shit and I will ask for help as little as I can unless I'm totally falling apart and then I'm like all hands on deck because I need help.

But generally speaking, I take care of my own shit. But I putting myself in a submissive state, I am incredibly vulnerable and that means I'm fragile. In that state of mind, I won't do it with just anybody. I won't do it unless I totally trust that you can take the reins.

But I don't see it as a bad thing. I don't see the word fragile as a negative connotation in this sense at least because I don't know too many submissives and again, this is just my experience who just sail through it without any problems and I don't care how natural you consider yourself a submissive to be. You're going to have issues with handing power exchanges a difficult thing. It's a difficult on both ends.

But you are naturally putting yourself in a very vulnerable place when you hand over your power to somebody else and that makes you fragile. And so I didn't take issue with this at all probably because I'm coming from it. No, no, I understand that. But it didn't say after that that dominance are fragile too in their dynamic because when I plan something and I put my time and effort and I think through this and my submissives or bottoms or people I'm in control of reject that plan, then I'm fragile because now I'm putting forward this dominant energy and they're not following it and the plan in my head gets broken so butt hurt can happen.

Now then as I teach them and as I teach myself and as they teach me how to be a stronger, more independent person, those fragile moments are far less frequent because the idea is I don't want a DS relationship with a codependent person. I don't want somebody who's fragile. I don't want somebody who can't get over their butt hurt and is so completely dependent on me that they can't take care of themselves emotionally. So my whole emphasis in a relationship is to build up my partners as they build me up and we all work together to be better people.

So that when those moments come up where there is a feeling and where there is vulnerability and that power exchange is challenged in that vulnerability that we get over it quicker because we understand ultimately I can take care of myself and both my girls can take care of themselves. And that's what I want in a relationship. Yeah, I'm just going to add about the, I think he was focusing on like the hard skills of Kink where you talk about wielding a vlogger or doing something and that's sort of the external sport version of Kink. And so a lot of people look at that as like, oh, you have to do these sporty things in order to show your dominance and go and learn and mentor and whatnot.

That's kind of like one aspect of Kink. Some people don't need all that to have a DS dynamic or anything. And I think the one thing people tend to overlook is the trust in the building of that ability to have fragile moments and to have your male ego get wounded or your female ego get wounded depending on whatever it is or your ego doesn't matter of each other. But also where you can be vulnerable even if you're a strong submissive or you're a particularly, you've got some issues and you're having submission for whatever reason that brings you to it.

If you don't have that trust in a relationship, it doesn't matter if the person knows how to hit you with vlogger or that stuff. That's all irrelevant. So I think you go on KNP and you see all these pictures of people doing Don Lee Axe or the shitty movies that make you think that's what Kink is all about. And then you get hurt and seen because of something emotional hitting you.

It's because you don't realize these are entirely different skills. Those are more life skills that you may not have. And if your relationship building skills aren't there, you're not going to have a successful Kink relationship anyway. Absolutely.

But I think you guys know that. Absolutely. And I mean, for me, I totally understood what he was talking about. I mean, I don't know.

You know how we had how creative and explore and I had that scene slip sideways? Sure. And so this last weekend that we were together, we were talking about how I could tell that he was being a little bit more careful and he was explaining what he was doing. And we were getting on the same page and realizing that coming down from something like that, the next time that you play, you're very aware of what's happening.

And you're in the moment and you're watching it from the viewpoint of last time it slipped sideways, I really need to keep my eye on what's going on this time. Sure. And he was saying, I'm going to butcher his words because I can never remember exactly how he says this, but he was talking about. And this is just, I got to tell you, this is just the way he sees it.

It's not the same for every dominant, but he said something like, you know, primal is not the headspace or the domain of a dominant. You cannot be in a fully primal, emotional state of mind and take care of your submissive. Logic is the domain of a dominant because they have to be aware and they have to know what's going on and they have to be firing on all four cylinders and watching the scene and taking care of their submissive because that's what they've been charged with. And I realized that when in reading this post, the reverse of that, the submissive side, then I can fully understand what he means when he says submissive or fragile because in order for a dominant to take that much power, that submissive had to give up that much power.

And I just don't see how anybody could do that and not feel vulnerable and fragile and very much in a space where the other person needs to be aware that their words can hurt. If they're not nurturing you, their lack of awareness of what you're going through. So anyway, it was a good post. I liked it.

All right. Yeah. There's it. And you know what?

We kind of are, it's my fault for not having written a board. There's no whiteboard. I blame under because he leaves and he makes a shit. Munga, munga, munga, munga, munga.

Fail. Oh my God. So we skipped over perverted, you mean this new segment? Mama, Kathy, layman also kind of very scary.

Let's fucking up right now with perverted vocabulary. Perverted vocabulary. Where's your sheet, Kathy? That's a grammar.

It's a grammar. Whatever. It says grammar. Grammar can be lame.

Grammar can be lame. God damn it. All right. So here's the thing.

We actually, Kathy and I started a video series with the lovely modeling of Mark Mu. You could just call it Mu, you know. No, no, no. It's got to do the ceremony and the whole avatar drums and you know we're going to, you know, I see you kind of thing.

And then we'll do it. But for now, it's kind of like when John Cougar changed his name to John Cougar, Melon Camp, and then it was John Melon Camp. You know, you had to go through a process. I want your old.

I want it. Hey, fuck in the liquor bag of balls. God damn it. Our young writer is going, who?

What? Whatever. Who's this Cougar dude? Who's this Cougar dude?

Whatever. He worked his audience so he could change his name. Fuck you. Okay.

So new segment perverted vocabulary, kind of a take on kinky word of the day or word of the day that kind of was a little miss, you didn't really go in the direction we wanted. So we still like vocabulary words and we still like learning and getting smarter. Mark Mu and I do vocabulary now every single day. She studies, she does all her studies and whatever and part of improving her vocabulary is picking out the words she doesn't understand or doesn't understand really well.

And then we sit every day, seven days a week. We do her vocabulary words and it's been a fucking incredible because I am a retard and I have horrible formal education. So it's great for me and it's also a very bonding thing with us that I'm actually helping study with the Brainiac. So we said, hey, let's do perverted vocabulary to where understanding the word is like putting it in a sentence.

You know, the more you put it in a sentence and it's going to be much quicker. I'm just giving you the explanation a bit next time. But we do ask a pervert to give you a definition. Then you're going to get a little more crazy of a sentence.

So we put out the word to our audience ahead of time and then they write their fucked up correct sentences. Proper but improper. Proper but improper sentences. And then we give the reread those sentences on the show and we shoot a video before the show to put up on YouTube and stuff like that.

Kathy, what is our word of the week? Our word of the week is nebulous. That's nebulous. Like a nebula?

Yes, very much like a nebula. It's an adjective which in relation to like the concept or an idea can mean unclear, vague or ill-defined. But also in relationship to like a physical thing, you could describe it as being cloudy or hazy. Cloudy or hazy.

Yeah, like nebulous clouds and stuff like that. They're sporadic. Look at the sea look at the vocabulary. The vocabulary with Mark New is very well.

So we have a bunch. Okay, so I wrote one first. So here's my first one. So now my proper but improper.

After his meth and alcohol binge, Sam's recollection of hunting and eating the neighbor's cat was nebulous at best. Boy, that's so improper. Remember these are supposed to be really really fucked up. Go Kathy.

Alright, so Quirkiet, one of our listeners wrote in and said, it was nebulous if his cock actually penetrated me? Oh, that's a burn. Is it there? We don't have a burn.

We don't have a burn sound. I'm just gonna just like an awkward... That was horrible. That was so sad.

I was so sad. Get an extension. Okay, so good old Lazarus touch. Here's, you want to hear Lazarus's?

Lazarus is such a fucking psycho that he writes like an 18 paragraph fucking sentence. And I'm like bro, 25 words your last bro. 25 words your last bro. Bro, 25 words your last.

Don't interrupt my ejaculation. Bro. So finally he's off. I heard it.

25 words. Fucking Lazarus. The cannibals wife chopped off her husband's cock as he cuffed. Oh, I'm sorry.

That over. The cannibals wife chopped off her husband's cock as he fucked the corpse she was preparing for dinner exhibiting a rather nebulous morality. Plus dessert. Fucking lazz.

I guess he had 23 and had to add plus dessert to make the 25. Oh my gosh. Acutane wrote in and this is how Acutane used it. This was, I'm crossing my legs.

Why? Just I'm just knocking. Go. That was a nebulous alibi she snapped holding the knife white hot with heat against the tip of his cock.

Now throw me again. Yeah! Don't cringe. Don't harm Elmo.

I can't believe you're a cock elmo. I just did for today. No, that's sticking man. That's Elmo from now on.

Leave Elmo alone. Leave drippy flaccid Elmo alone. Ellen Swanner, final one Ellen Swan wrote. Once I had fucked her father, her mother, her aunt, and her gardener.

Our wedding plans were to say, let's say, nebulous. Oh. Oh. We have some fucked up listeners I think.

That's it. I don't know what the board is so I'm supposed to press the button in the tempo. I don't know what's next. Ask the chat.

Is it? I won't forget the board. Show is getting weird we need a new. I'm under ass.

The chat room of questions. I'm under. I'm under. I'm not here.

I'm not here. I'm not here. You're not making sticks feel very good, you know. Sticks?

Yes, boogie. Not even close. What a good attempt. Good attempt.

So what's going on in the chat room? What was the question you asked? Question for the chat tonight. Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex or king or just in public?

Justin, but like casually. Like there I was. I was. I was.

Something wrong in public. And I got caught. I got a couple of good ones. First one.

One female gave a blow job on the 405 on their way home. Oh, dangerous. Pretty dangerous. That is, man.

Did she get caught? Didn't specify. Well, you got to get caught. No, you got to get caught.

No, stop it. What I'm doing. Just putting pressure on sticks. No, poor sticks.

Go ahead. So another person hasn't gotten caught but has had a lot of public sex. So just been very careful. One was caught giving a blow job in the backseat on the drive home.

Good. And then there was a. The last good one was a female was almost caught. The fiance had very dark tins on their windows and mid blow job.

He caught pulled up beside them. But before he got a good look, they quickly covered up and pretended they were fighting. And they both went to jail. That's good.

Anybody in the audience? Anyone in the room? I got fucking caught punches at times. Yeah, get up there.

Get up there. Micronvone. I was the one in the backseat. Oh, really?

That was yours. Oh, look. I guess that's her dude. Oh my God.

Look at her face all red. That's it. Well, I have been caught multiple times living outside. You tend to get caught a lot having sex in your vehicle because I used to live in those vehicles for years and years and years in motor homes and VW buses and stuff.

And being caught by the cops, yes indeed, in Griffith Park. I remember I had one of my grandmother's 1980 bright yellow old blue beal sedan and I had this check and we were just like, bouncing grandma's car mother fucker. I look up. I see a trooper hat.

And trooper hat's what troopers wear. Troopers are law enforcement. And it's like, whoop. And he's standing there and he looks down.

And it was great because it came out of his mouth and then he caught himself. So he's like, so she freaks. She's like, grab your clothes. She's just like in a pile.

There's no way you're gonna cover. You're just there and I'm just like, whatever. I was in a punk band and I didn't give a fuck. he sat there in my leg spread open.

I'm all, hey, and he's like, so what are you guys? Okay, I know what you're doing in here, but you can't do that here. You have to stop. Oh, you have no shame.

So I was actually pretty proud of that moment. Yes? I feel like I'm interrupting. I was a public active dominance.

So my Dom had me walking down the street and was having on bathroom restrictions. I had asked for him to go to the bathroom. So I asked if I could use the bathroom, please. And he said yes, and I did.

And he shoved me in there and so the two of us were in the bathroom while he was watching me go. Right. And you know, there are knocks at the door. You can't be in here.

Yeah, it's kind of two at a time. That was very clever because I was like, you can't fuck. That was a very rational. There was a very rational.

You can't have two at a time. I would have never been like, that's Bravo. So I can't see, you have to call it out. Kinky World News.

Is it Kinky World News? Yeah, it is. Kinky World News. It's very Logan's run.

Now who's old bitch? People are going to be on YouTube. What the fuck is a Logan's run? Oh, watch it, man.

It was amazing. Yeah, that's what it was. See, fair faucets, boobs. Eight foot nipples he has.

Yeah. All right. So our computer just conked out as I was printing my second sheet of notes, which had all Kinky World News shit on it. So I'm going to be winging this one.

Our good friends at Leelow. Remember Leelow? Yes, who sent us the Hex Condom and the Siri 2 that we're now promoting and has had 255,000 views. Well, of course.

Mark me dancing around. That's right. And they should send us some more toys. Hey, Leelow.

Hey, our review was the most viewed. I think there was one other review that was bigger. So I think it's time that we review some more Leelow. Yeah, they may not want to because apparently their warehouse in Las Vegas was broken into.

Oh, I read that. Somebody stole thousands of Leelow, the Hex Condoms. The Hex Tons of their best-selling vibrators and some anal beads. And this is a thing.

They have them con on cameras, these two dudes who they snuck into the back gate. And then they later come back in the same day for more by grabbing their rental car into the loading dock gate to break it down and run in. So we get more rubbers. Yeah.

That's obsessive. Oh my god. And here's what I loved is that the president of Leelow said something like, well, you know, they clearly they knew what they were looking for. We're currently working with Las Vegas PD to find out where it is.

At this point, we were just happy if they used the condoms themselves. 30,000. I mean, I like to find 30,000 is a bit adventurous. Oh my gosh.

A little set in your standard tie. Was he said there was another Kinky World News? Yes, there was. Yes, the, um, Knoxhooten festival.

That was in Munich, Germany, which how do you pronounce that? Knoxhooten. Which I guess that's for night shadows. Yeah.

Very cool. It's a, it's a BDSM friendly, a film festival that seeks to promote healthy and positive kink and BDSM and alternative lifestyle stuff. And so they, they scream. They scream.

Two of your videos, buddy. They did. They screamed. How did it was banking?

The, the, that I did with you? Yeah. And the Fetlife song video that you did. That's right.

With Crazy Younger in his mask. Yes. The bunny mask holding a biz and wrapped it. That was crazy.

And he sent the letter this morning, which of course anyone, I have to say it every now and again, any videos that I have online, any of the account bookie videos, any of the preferred podcast videos, share, please fucking share them, send them tag people and whatever the hell you do. He called in, he emailed an ask for permission. People ask permission. I just got to ask another permission to use it.

And it's like, please, we make these, you can see by the fucking quality, obviously it's not a professional. We're not losing money by you know, somehow, you know, sending it out. So please, by all means share everything that we do. So it was on June 15.

Yeah. And he wrote back and he said, Hey, he was surprised like I was surprised. He said, they really liked it. You know, he said, you know, I played the, especially the Fetlife song, because the, the spanking video is basically a very cut and dry instructional, you know, not meant to be, you know, super glamorous, you know, because we don't want to just offer guys jack off, you know, fodder.

So Mark Mu just laid very still and it was just very instructional. But the Fetlife video is pretty obnoxious with pop tart sleds and fucking, you know, you know, sausage and gourd people fucking and it's a weird video. It's a weird video. It's on YouTube, Fetlife song.

And apparently people really liked it and they clapped and they laughed at the right spots and they thought it was really funny and they told them that it was, you know, they really enjoyed it. So he screened us twice. And so Bravo, we're, you know, now some more of our German friends and fans are out there. Hopefully give a chance and he promoted the podcast.

That's all I have. Yeah. And hey, we're looking to do more of this Kiki World News. So if you're listening and you saw any stories or anything, you think that might be good that talks about kink or sex or anything, whether positive or not, just top us a line at pervertedpodcast.com.

Are you ready for this next bit? I'm so ready. Everyone, everyone in the audience is like, I have no idea what the hell's going on. Because we don't know what the hell's going on.

This is the beginning of the new generation of perverted podcast where I said we were going to start skyping in people from far away and interviewing and not interviewing them per se about their book or whatever. But this is their thing, their topic or whatever, and then kind of doing like a fat life segment like we do. But with them where they talk about their thing. And so we started the segment.

And of course, our first person on the, on the segment, of course, the most prolific writer on a fat life would be the ferret. So let's just get in and hear from ferrets. Well, here we are perverted podcast listeners. We are now attempting this Skype interview from thousands of miles away people thing.