Real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good, real good Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast, that's right, real good shows. Back at it again for another week, it's episode number 108 and we have a great one lined up for you, there's actually a lot of sports to talk about today, probably the most sports we've talked about all summer, so if you've been looking for that, if we haven't scratch that itch for you today is the day for you and if you have not been looking for that at all all summer long well we're sorry but I'm Justin Morris and with me once again as always is seven-holic John Colin and yes if you are itchy then I will scratch you I think people like it when we talk about sports as long as you're not like serious about yes and it's so and there's a lot of unserious sports to address today I feel like because of course we're in the full swing of tennis season I don't want to spoil it too much because I do feel like we have some things to do before we get to all that we do stock but you know some official tennis players a real good show who have maybe popped in and out over the course of the last several months are going to get the spotlight that they so richly deserve here today yeah speaking of rich me I'm still going to pour my school's about to start yeah like my money situation is gonna improve you will be back in the money very soon yeah back in the American bank account whoa hell yeah what a bank well okay so I'm gonna say the name and you're gonna be like what's wrong with you but yeah okay well with Wells Fargo okay I'm like you know like the news for all those scandals yeah yeah yeah my thinking is it's like when a plane crashes you should buy tickets on that airline like its safest to fly on that airline because lightning never strikes the same spot right yeah so this one I feel like they're gonna be like on their best behavior I see so you're banking at Wells Fargo so what what branch I can get my account number what's your transit number yeah yeah so what so I mean sorry what was that I think I'm not gonna say I almost did I actually almost did say I'm not I don't want the branch location just the branch number if you could do you know the number of the branch yeah I do have it right here I'm yeah I could just is it a three digit number should I read it on the show yeah I think you should I mean that seems like a bad idea but I don't see what could possibly happen it's not like you're revealing your entire account number well we're supposed to security number first well I think it's not what you did they gave you a social security number I guess is you're working there right yeah yeah I'm a legal well I know that well okay just for a year yeah but this you spoke of the number you have to turn the number back in when you're when you're done well I think I just apply for the visa when ice like comes to force you out of the country is it like a phone number sort of situation where someone else gets your number out of it I don't think it's like that I'd be pretty amazing there's like a sim card thing yeah like have they ever done that on movies you know how it's like they always have trick phone numbers it's over like 5 5 like is there a social security number trick that they play in the movies I don't know the last time I saw a film there's a social insurance number that should be a movie a documentary where people just reveal their social security about fraud yeah exactly people just make yourselves the perfect targets right so I was laundering money through my bank account branch numbers you know three guys like I don't know how people keep stealing my identity anyways my address is yeah so I was thinking like they just commit they just got caught for like committing like for auto opening all those like fake check you can't so like they won't do it again for like a little life yeah what's the deal with that you would hope so anyway like what happens what happens by Google Wells Fargo like what's good what's the end game of that scheme what's the perk of opening like a million fake accounts customers names I think so Stephanie they three days ago they had another scandal yeah I was talking I knew they had one before right okay they just came out in their news and I was like well yeah fake they made fake accounts yeah you know why that's what I'm just trying to find out here it says Wells Fargo shares took a hit from the announcement following point eight percent by mid Thursday afternoon it's been a terrible year for the third largest US bank by assets marked by a big reputational hit that has sent it shares down about 7.6 percent year to date it's just like stock inflation to make it seem like they had more customers than they did yeah me I don't know it doesn't really say in this article it just all it says is that that they just that it happened I'm a I'm like getting to regret banking with these guys I mean I would I would hope so I feel like we've done that's there's a way that there's a wicked idea there's a Wikipedia on it oh that's a there's an art is a wicked media entry on this specific scan yeah Wells Fargo a three days ago Wells Fargo account fraud scandal is an ongoing controversy brought about by the coach on going yeah yeah it's still happening well it's three days ago they haven't solved it I was run three years ago brought about by the creation of millions of fraudulent savings and checking accounts on behalf of Wells Fargo clients without their consent so it's not that they were just creating imaginary people that accounts they're gonna create an account in your name well now the issue I have with that is that I am a Wells Fargo client now well that's what I'm saying yeah let's see you so you could have a problem as Wells Fargo clients began to notice the fraud after being charged unanticipated fees and receiving unexpected credit or debit cards or lines of credit well no you know what my plan is now is if I get charged anything I'm just gonna be like this is you guys fucking I'm gonna go to the authorities and then they'll just wave the feet I mean yeah it's possible yes it says that initial reports blamed individual Wells Fargo branch workers and managers for the problem as well as sales incentives associated with selling multiple solutions or financial products this blame was later shifted to a top-down pressure from higher level management yeah I don't think you can lay that blame on like the the lowest of the low people in the totem pole when there's 3.5 million accounts created from now now John are you telling me that someone in sales would lie to me I mean I'm just reading the Wikipedia entry I'm not just someone in sales but but someone working in the finance industry I mean it's like you can you just bring this to me nicely I mean I'm sitting down but this is a lot to take in right now I'm just gonna keep my money next to the box of Kleenexes I keep under my bed yeah no just the mattress yeah the Kleenexes are for when I'm sick yeah right well yeah because you drop you jack off into the toilet yeah you don't need tissues for that I haven't changed my game or anything no I mean the Kleenex I like so in terms of like evolution I've gone from which when I was like 12 just like myself okay and then to like thoughts and then to the toilet and I'm back on on the Kleenex game not back on I'm in the I'm into the Kleenex game why I don't know I think just like shared toilet with Rob and he's not cool with it no Rob has his own bathroom attached to his bedroom and mine is like next to my bedroom so I like yeah I guess that is why but also my bed is really comfortable so I see and I'll just leave the crumpled up balls there and deal them in the morning right right ball is you mean testicles after you know that was there after you trained up they crumpled up that's not how balls were well I've never had it where one ball will like pop back up inside of you well not inside of me but yeah your balls hang it send in your balls hang at different heights yeah but where like actually kind of pops up you've just squeezed it back down okay well me neither I'm just I don't think that's normal I mean yeah it's not and I don't wait that's all sports okay all right sure yeah well do we have do you an app we do actually yeah speaking of of people who you can trust with your money who will never defraud you no and always guarantee that you're getting exactly what you pay for yeah maybe we shouldn't say that I think that's true I mean I think it's true but I don't know if I really want to be responsible if anything ever happened our listeners might be like hey remember that episode or you said that they would never do this but I feel like we've referenced in the past that you know those other guys who shall not be named yeah yeah I'll just say their name in the ad yeah but they got outed by of course everyone's favorite actor Miles Teller as being fraudulent he bought a ticket I was right they did not work out it was a fake ticket that's right he put them on blast he was tellering it like it is and you know you don't have to worry about that with our friends over at seat because of course boys we're into September now sports season is basically upon us again I mean technically baseball season was happening all summer long right who really care but like the good sports exactly the good sports that we all know and love baseball is getting to the only time when it's exciting and all the other good sports are starting up yes baseball is about to have stakes which ordinarily it does not have exactly it's like when your favorite vegetarian restaurant decides that they're not making enough money and they want to go meet sure they have stakes yes yes I thought so they're gonna like it is was bad yeah I have to say that I was a great joke top-notch of a professional comedian and an elite athlete just asked Todd Barry that's true I may be all slapped that clip on to the end of this episode we'll stick around for that but in the meantime buying tickets to sports and concerts can be a complicated process of course but 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blocked me because I didn't agree with your take well you know what real real Richard Spencer we we meant offenses I wanted to come to the show today and say that this is there was the grand unblocking we finally patched it up but you know what well all that happened was I said that I did that the new Taylor so song was good and you said it was fine and then you block me I said it was bad I said it was bad I said it was fine and then you said no I said 1989 was fine 1989 was great I said it was bad you said please rethink this I said congrats you're blocked yeah and then you said oh you keep saying this as if this is some sort of threat as if I'm really gonna care I don't know but clearly you do care I don't bring it up well I don't bring up last week I didn't bring up either last week you were like man this is now friends treat each other don't block each other on Twitter oh it is a little weird I feel like you do get especially because you're blocking you over a Taylor so I feel like you do care though I feel like I left out over here yeah I'll block yeah well I can block you guys if you know I would never want to miss out on your wonderful tweets of course thank you I don't care either way like the terror I never said your tweet I never said I didn't like them okay well I'm gonna block you for that I yeah yeah I just feel like just because someone sort of disagrees with your take and then you block them it just feels like a very alt-right move no no because the alt right all about freedom of speech I wouldn't watch it yeah I don't know about that that's they're all about like quote tweeting and putting on last for their legion of followers to write so you said so like when you quote tweeted my Taylor so thing and congrats your I didn't quote we you I don't know Stephanie can I just say that I mustard thing which goes with his alt right haircut as well that's true is seven is more it just seven looks like an all right member there's no doubt about that yeah and I share like most of the beliefs you looks like a proud boy like if you just get your stuff in a polo yeah yeah and I like I like the kind of a jib I've tried not to mention it as well but he's always got like seven different enamel pins of like Pepe the frog all over whatever coat he happens to be wearing at any given time yeah he's a real piece of real that's true I will say I'm feeling very California right now because I'm eating a bag of wonderful pistachios which are way cheaper down here and I'm drinking some Pacifica over here and there's a huge raging wildfire relatively close to my apartment so I'm sorry close to the branch to that branch no okay I just want to see where the wild y'all are going to give me the branch number if you apparently it's the biggest wildfire in the history of Los Angeles really big I think I'll be fine but hopefully unlike those trees that branch doesn't catch up fire hopefully just like the Che Lenos tonight show it eventually goes away forever those thanks and donors I hope our brave fire fires work hard to put it out our joking yeah I can say our I guess you are paying taxes taxes you know social security number in a bank account how do you pay in those taxes with that bank account well they just come right out of my my paycheck right oh I'll your paycheck yeah show where's your what where do you work well let's just move on to the donors I work I work for the people the people that sounds like a real alt right thing to say well again yeah I never have the alt right that's good to know I really escalated yeah I am I mean all right yeah do you refer to them as our troops now also um no I don't like this you know haven't claimed the troops yet just take it away I went and you start with the the firemen of the easy ones true and then I think it's troops next and then cops are like it's like the boss battle if you can say our boys in blue I'm not gonna forget that point I hope you don't okay one day you never know if I'm talking about our boys in blue I am watching the Smurfs movie so or the Vancouver Canucks or oh yeah I guess they do wear blue or that they the big Alaska rap video also oh my god do we play that on the show no we talked about it though we talked about it but we should play them show it's a point can not be can that please be the music that fades out I would really rather not I know but it's so funny and now that I mentioned it everyone's gonna be like well what does this go look the video is funnier than the song though well that's true I think yeah like the visual element it cannot be separated from the visual elements that's true I guess my favorite part of that was that all of the positive comments on her from like 90 year old women go I never thought I'd like rap but here we are good message oh speaking of good messages it's time to thank our donors that's a good desk thank you thank you for donating to the show to the show you work hard for your money that we know that we know the 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than dr. Heck but you are now officially my son yes by larger penis what I really meant is it I let my money compensate for my slightly smaller than average penis well thank you so much dad there's a lot of one back there there is I mean I think I mean maybe not on the penis front this very like this very little to unpack yeah exactly it's I know we're coming from minus like a money part yeah exactly right yeah and lastly thank you to Duncan I don't know for pledging $15 he's in the t-shirt range and I have it packed up but the the listen I don't recommend saying this word but the real bitch at shoppers drug mark I was trying to overcharge me for the package and I got a drive to the old post office I used to send things from in order to in order to send it to you so don't worry it is coming Duncan you know your real name and I'm saying it right now it's not Duncan but in my mind I'm saying it so thank you to you you know what it is I will say obviously Justin hasn't seen his question from this afternoon he has several questions and yes none of them are good in just favor that's fine that's okay I accept the $15 yeah but I do I do have one thing to say yes yes the donor segment yes and that is after of course Adam Pied so successfully got my goat last week somebody some smart Oh that's true actually I forgot about this I did that they would also try and get me all riled up on their exit survey as they canceled their donation right and they said that they were canceling their donation because Justin keeps me a little bitch about getting squirted on true I don't know who wrote that me I have no idea it could have been me because I am a donor to the show yeah I wrote that I canceled my donation but all I would ask of them is that they send me some personal detail from their own private lives that they do not want broadcast publicly so I can read it aloud on the show and see how they like it also yeah yeah so hey person that just canceled their donation they send a personal tidbit to Justin so he can reveal it on the show see how you like it that's that's a good bit actually we should we should have a bring bit what's in it honestly we read them out of oh yeah like a Sarah Ross situation yeah like but me yeah I think we should have for sure so if you guys have secrets that you want to tell us yeah you can send us an anonymous email just make a burner account yeah it's a real good part of Gmail calm it can be sexual it can be really sexual and our yes and we'll be out of the air we won't say what's from obviously you can send from anonymous email like I said but this is a new bit we're doing thank you for inspiring me Dustin it's called the boys read your secrets and I just have one more thing to say about that rgs post secret one final thing and then we can finally move on to actually talking about sports this week talk about sport which is that if you like this show if you're a fan of this program you might think that I am a whiny little bitch perhaps but you are also tacitly a fan of all of the hard work I put in every single week to make this happen there is no show if not for me and the work that I put into this so all I ask is that you put some respect on my name or keep it the fuck out of your mouth oh now we're talking now we're talking that I got a new segment just in fist fights listeners I do want to apologize down we only had the one bonus episode last month and I feel bad about that but the move and I was traveling a lot last month and it was crazy with three bonus episodes coming this month and we're recording one right after this yeah with Jesse Ferrar he'll be on for the entire episode that's not worth pivoting towards is like bonus episodes that are kind of like normal episodes but with like a guess on the entire time someone who really like and enjoy and would love to have some extra time with yeah yeah and also promote it too which is it I would also like to I would just like to see a couple things based on all these things that have just been said okay so number one it is true Justin works really hard for the show and it is true that he puts a lot of effort into it it's also true that we could hire a producer to do it second is that I'm just joking it's great and second is that I was available all summer and I could have done any of bonus episodes so if you think that I'm like the worst person on the show or whatever just know that I was ready it's true I also went on vacation last week I never go on vacation I just decided that I would go away for one single solitary week of the summer and then everything fell apart on me while I was gone but in a good way perhaps you might have some good news to share on the show but just listeners if you're out there I need some vibes this week and I'd prefer if they were good so you know send them this way that's all I'm saying that's all I'm saying but yeah with that we can move on to we want to talk about tennis first or something should we talk about not speaking of speaking of right-wing the Canucks got Tom's fan thank you thank you thank you and this is especially notable because we are on the cusp of like a Monday night wars style showdown between two all sports talk radio stations here in Vancouver and the one with like the edge going into this you know we'll call them like the nitro of the of the ding or what have you you know they are a this is n10 50 or 10 40 rather and like literally two hours before Thomas Vanik was signed they went whole hog with Bob Marjonovich mode breaking some big news saying Thomas Vanik is not signing here the Canucks are out and literally an hour and a half later he did sign here and they proceeded to delete that tweet and act like it never happened that report new rgs segment Justin fist-tite smoke I would do it I know you would I would watch because I do not enjoy him put that on pay-per-view it's crazy how in Canada once you are in entertainment or sports rate it like once you're in radio or entertainment you're never out you're never out you got it like you you have to commit crime yeah you have to know anything about school bro Jake who literally is like for the non Vancouver listeners bro Jake is like your morning drive time his name's bro Jake that's clue yeah so he's like the the morning like funny man I'm like classic but rock like 104 and like he's a sports he's on sports radio station now for some reason and has been on like four or five years and doesn't know anything about sports like at all he's on all sports radio station his interview segments should be sponsored by softball city if you know I'm saying hey mostly about softball no it's just like the easiest questions in the world because he doesn't know anything to ask something that actually has some sort of edge or meat to it but that's why you say softball what about easy question city yeah what about what about what about what about pillow city I mean I just don't see where the softball thing is coming in because it's like he's lobbying these easy questions over the plate and people are just like hitting these easy questions but I just don't know where you're getting this off yeah it's like soccer baseball yeah yeah soft soccer baseball city but contrary to what my soccer soccer baseball city my gondha I'm tapping here soccer baseball city easy question cities that's my favorite I agree to disagree but contrary to Moge's report Thomas Vanik actually did sign yes how do you guys feel about it I think it's bad I don't care it's a one year it's two million dollars if it means the young guys don't be around this shit show of an organization that's fine by me if they train with the deadline it's fine by me it's not gonna sign to a long-term contract and he's probably better than Louie Arksen yeah I don't see any downside to it other than they might you think they might win some more games now it is really like the perfect contract for this kind of pickup like my big thing over the last couple weeks is that all these scrubs keep getting signed to like PTO's all across the league Ryan White is like one of the guys that got scooped right alone by the Hoover yeah Ryan Malone PTO not Vancouver who do you Minnesota you went to Minnesota but regardless guys who just have like clearly no future in the league at this point well with Vancouver and other signs they're gonna sign a lot of PTO's they're gonna China that's true that's true but as you see all of these PTO's gets signed there's also one guy that you are not seen get signed on Kaepernick that is yarmul yager who is still out there and like despite the fact that he's extremely old can definitely help every single team in the league like this guy is still he's an ageless wonder I would prefer that the Canucks sign yager over Vanik to be perfectly honest but he wants to come yager wouldn't come here he wants to be like playing on the west coast I think like the furthest West East Flames like Dallas yeah it's pretty it's a lot of travel right I don't know at this point wouldn't he just sign anywhere no I think you can afford to be picky I think yeah I bet you he's gonna offer so I bet you he signs with Pittsburgh make for the season starts that would be good that'd be sick that's step in lock of the day that makes almost too much sense seven I'm frightened of how much sense you're making right now yes right say something stupid sooner like I know you will but yeah I don't think they're like the defense of this team is still so bad that they're not gonna really pick up that many extra wins that's true they're just gonna lose in a more exciting way like I said in the chat the other day this is a team that's more likely to lose like five two or five three than like the two nothing games we've seen over the last like three years right so they're still gonna be bad but in kind of an intriguing way they'll still finish bottom five like a hundred hundred percent I really would love them to finish dead last just to own that history of being the first team ever to be third there's a chance they could like this team could still be really really really bad instead of just really really so I think I don't know we'll see they're gonna be really slow the deans are you're older it's probably their last year they were bad last year they were noticeably older and slower and we're being asked to do way too much but who knows if you get the new coach bounce this year and a couple like if Besser he might start in the minors which I mean I don't like I'm not gonna be watching a lot of the games in person so I really care yeah but your dad's something I've seen some tickets I know so I feel like I don't know if my dad through Thomas Vanik's date with the city also like one of the worst things about this team for like several years now is their power play is fucking awful 15% success right over the last two seasons and a guy like Justin's report card a guy like Vanik a guy like Sam Ganyae possibly even Alex Burmese drive like these are all players who could have a positive effect on the power play not being as just like they have a little bit of skill this year like we're not gonna see Jason Magna this year yeah chances on that's not for me so and like Michael Delzado is just as bad defensively as Lucas Visa is but he also scores which Lucas never did yeah so again they're still gonna be bad but in like an intriguing way in that I am actually interested in watching this year and it's not going to be just heart-wrenching unending pain like it has been I mean it will be yeah it's gonna be very definitely will be but I think it'll be like more interesting because it's like oh there's a bunch of new players and like you said any move that keeps the kids away from the team well we all expected to be a disaster yeah it's like probably a good thing I would say yeah I'm trying to figure out how long Benning's contract is for because someone said it was four and someone said it was five I think it was so I don't know okay so he's two more years after this I'm looking it up but we gotta begin to the point where they have another terrible Jim Benning's middle name is Elmer even though like gold tending duo this year is like what I wanted to see three years ago except two young guys except Anderson is better than Eddie lack so it's probably better than that there's no sense probably better than the lack of Marstrom yeah he probably is to be honest yeah so like there's a lot of that there's a lot of question marks but like in an exciting way and I feel like we've not really talked about any of the ufas signings or really anything but connected all summer because there's nothing to be like shrieking negative about and that's kind of what we do around here it's less fun when it's like oh Jim actually did a good thing but here's our prediction for the season is it's a total shit show everyone gets injured and then in April they bring up Elias Peterson and Oli Ulevi for two games or like you know five games the end of the year and like burn years off the contract yeah not a battle probably I mean with the best or thing was that an indication last year you're probably not terribly off-track there unfortunately but I was John I was gonna draw on your maple leaf's expertise sure to say that like you know drawing me keeping the players away from it and letting like a core group of young guys developing the AHL and then all come up at the same time when the team is ready for it is probably like not a bad situation to be an overall no that's for sure I mean that's what they did with Willie Neelander Mitch Marner they sent him back down to minors you know they were famously patient with most of their players and you know you're seeing the fruits of that now so the high first round picks a lot of the inimmediately and the rest of those guys all just stayed in the age of the marner those were all high first I mean marner was fourth overall Neelander was ninth so you know I mean those are high those are high first true but I mean like the cream of the crop number lost in the eyes yeah obviously that's the one right on he's an extremely good player he was one of the best players in the league last year and it's right he sees until yeah I was I was watching more Ross and the stealthy highlights and special I was playing the whole year to Barry which is gonna be insane yeah totally there to right yeah yeah this year's draft is going to be ridiculous and I'm very excited that as long as the Canucks finish like bottom three we'll get the best prospect we've had since the city's you'd hope of course well that could bottom three could still have been I know but I did like their last I like to last draft and on record is saying the last draft is great now that it seems like Jack bracket is just doing his thing so let's just keep that up guys look at this anyway some op some optimism from your job it's probably just the smoke inhalation I couldn't find anything about Benning's contract so just assume the worst I remember I think Ryan Beach said five yeah it's usually four that are three right it's usually five I think but I think it's for GM's yeah so I can't imagine getting an extension unless they get dahline this year and he saves his job which yeah me if Ross mr. lean means five more years of doing Benning I'll take five more years and also like Jim Benning has been like pretty good lately okay let's stop talking right now I just feel like he's the bar is solo he hasn't done anything like mind explodingly stupid yeah for like a few months ever since the trade deadline I've liked pretty much everything that the team's done why we haven't talked about it yeah and so and so I and again that's one of my favorite things is all of the super hardcore Benning fanboys are like oh interesting you like it when he makes good moves isn't that a little hypocritical of you which is like this is like it's the most banning fanboy thing ever is like that you're just stuck in one mindset about everything kind of prove that maybe it wasn't just us hating Jim Benning it was hating the moves he made yeah absolutely okay I'm a really good fan better fan than all the Jim Benning step and we just got a late breaking story here on the donor wire okay I'm not gonna play the theme sign again but Adam Pied the good boy himself whoa has returned to the fold with a 569 pledge fantastic you called it you knew all along that he'd come crawling back well and just in time for some fantastic bonus content yeah which we should we should hurry up this episode because we wanted to start the draft absolutely let's let's move right along to our clip this week yeah it's it's nice to see Adam donate it's almost it's almost like it was a bit yeah close it's almost like it was a bit that he just canceled it and then came back it's almost like it's almost like it's almost like it was a bit that me and Adam Pied planned it's almost like that it's not but it's almost like it's something we planned for the last like two weeks but maybe almost like that but maybe not exactly but close anyway Stefan what's your branch number okay let's see I don't like this bit I guess it's gonna happen at some point I'm gonna get a bit Stefan reveals his bank in creation yeah let's get to our clip of the week okay oh my god I got a lot of transit info and everything okay we happy now folks he showed me it happened yes it's a real thing but yes we're gonna change gears here leave the world of hockey behind and head on over to the the clay courts maybe not clay the hardcore the hardcore but that's like basketball but they are on playing on hard courts and of course check in on our official tennis player yes Nick Kierios who I believe at this point has the record for most clips of the week I think he's back on his bullshit and he is making another appearance in the clip of the week he was playing his first round match in the US Open against John Milman who's also Australian and is ranked like 290th or something and of course Nick is in the top 20 and he got a shoulder injury during the match and was frustrated and very clearly said said the F word yeah you they they show the video but they don't include the audio of that portion but he very clearly yells fuck loudly very loudly and then he is reprimanded by the linesman and he denies ever saying and we will hear that from Mr.
Nick Kierios right now I didn't sweat it's here say it's ridiculous if I didn't say it then what he says is irrelevant but it is legitimately hearsay and that I heard him say fuck it's like it's the actual definition of hearsay we all heard you say it and then you said it it's like it's like getting in trouble with your babysitter yeah your parents come home being like well you weren't here so technically it didn't happen yeah or just like oh well okay you're gonna believe Elaine you're gonna believe her over me I would never say fuck to Elaine same deal it's exactly the same deal now he went on to have a pretty explosive press yeah he had another classic Nick Kierios press conference he had some beautiful quotes where he was asked he's been working with former player Sebastian Grojan has been his coach and he was asked about his partnership with Grojan and he basically said that Grojan is better too good for him then he says I honestly don't know I'm not good enough for him he's very dedicated he's an unbelievable coach he probably deserves a player that is more dedicated to the game than I am he deserves a better athlete than me I'm not dedicated to the game at all and then he went on to he went on to describe because in Cincinnati the hardcore warm-up for the US Open he made the final he beat Rafa Nadal again and he was saying that he didn't do anything different in fact he didn't really prepare for Cincinnati at all just happened to do well just wing it I said in Cincinnati I was not doing anything different I was probably less dedicated than I was this week I was playing basketball at lifetime fitness every day for two hours like I played an hour of basketball before I played David Ferreira in the semi-final I was going to get ice cream like this greater splice getting a milkshake every day I was less dedicated and this week I was dedicated my shoulder starts hurting so I don't know I keep letting people down I think there's a clear lesson to be learned here whereas if you just keep it loose and limber and have a good time it's all good yeah but if you try to take it seriously then you know you might stress yourself out I mean I think for him that certainly seems to be that certainly seems to be the case he sounds like he sounds like a podcast I was to be because when I when I put effort into this and like think about what I'm gonna talk about before the show it's like it's all still in weird if I get high and play video games for like six hours they have it's just like the best content ever so what video game are you playing I'm not gonna say oh leisure suit Larry yeah I was playing world of work out what you're getting back into Wow well I have a computer that can run it now oh that's free and like to a certain point that's Hearthstone has kind of kept you tangentially connected to that word exactly so it's kind of interesting seeing some of my favorite Hearthstone cards in the game you know it's like running into a celebrity at a bar yeah well it's not like that at all but it's not like a job interview also not not you gaming but materialist approach or like if I go into a job interview and I don't care about getting the job at all I always get it and if like I put a lot of pressure that I need to have this it never works out ever so you know just some life lessons to be learned from our favorite tennis player over there and of course the tennis courts have also been exploding with the new Canadian sensation yeah El Shapo El Shapo let's look at for this segment what we talk about what's going on with a better nickname than El Shapo can you though I mean like I realize there's been some blowback there's people that just hate the constant use of El Shapo because it's kind of all over Twitter well it's all about Brad Gilbert is calling him shopstick yeah and that's somehow worse which is way worse I'm gonna go with Shapo Trappas that's giving it's a little easy but I think I think it works and it's like a good nickname based on something cool so yeah it's a good but it's the same thing no it's the same guy it's the same thing I mean I know I know what you're saying but it's not they put their own spin on it so it's completely different like their own their own back spin yeah Jesus Christ but he now gets to wear the burden of Canada as Jeanie Bouchard called it and that it's called it's called the quarter of Canada no she we didn't talk about this but this was our other official tennis player getting some hot water like a month ago talking about just gotten some hot water at the US Open Shower with Nick Kerios got a concussion that was cold water actually oh was it cool she slipped on melted ice oh melted ice is warm water after having an ice bath she got out and just slipped and conked on the old nogum there most nice melting it's warm anyway I'm gonna go grab another Pacifico Pacifico lesser based on that to help Pacifico you all want you guys are going to love one I got a I've got a ginger beer I caught I got a cock and bowl ginger beer nice I will got two beers Justin but oh but yeah she got a bunch of trouble for saying that it's not always fun to be like the entire focal point of the whole country of Canada right she said called it the burden of Canada as I said yeah and then Canada kind of like proved her right immediately by just jumping all over that yeah and like oh we're not that bad yeah we're nice hey you you have a extremely good situation here where we all pay attention to you so fuck you take it like exact you know I feel like you should want someone new to come along to take that place and just leave you be to be the player that you are without that kind of pressure yeah everyone treated it as like the biggest possible slap in the face that she could possibly send to every like supporter that she's ever has like you are not being supportive when you're telling her that she's a huge piece of shit for not turning out to be the player that you thought she was going to be yeah exactly so yeah just a little interesting thing with her and you know what I feel like the treatment that she gets is tainted by the fact that she is a beautiful young woman because the media just wants her to be Canada's sweetheart yeah of course and like but if you talk to people who know her they will tell you that is not the case but like to be the kind of player to live up to that mantle also whereas like she's just gonna be who she is and she's a fucking human being so that's fine I think yeah I like to think so anyways anyways there's no controversy here as we all agree with each other as often happens so let's move on I suppose to the top three questions of the week hey yo it's the top three questions of the week on real good show you know what the fuck it is bitch we murder and CFL podcast up in this motherfucker Russell look out now John I feel like we should update the insides I feel like we should do a little dated at this point yeah but regardless John you're picking the questions on the fly I am we offer double points because I forgot to put up a question notice earlier in the day so there was a one-hour time limit so we had to squeeze all the questions I'm gonna say the listeners come through they did there were a lot of really good questions that I think will be excellent on a future mailbag as you guys could tell the last mailbag was really good and we had a lot of good questions so thank you for that for the 200 point question because again we're doubling the point values this week I am gonna keep it I'm gonna keep it real simple this question comes in from Sam a longtime listener of the show one of the seven girls named Sam that listens to the show this is Sam at one boy Sam and like yeah and girls Sam Russian is the boy Sam is the only one Sam Emmanuel Sam Anderson Sam Parrot Sam Smith Pele that's not our actual last name but you know there's a lot of Twitter that's that's for just off the top of my head that I can think of immediately many Sam's of our Gs the many Sam's of our Gs the real good Sam's the real good Sam's there you know what they we should they should have a comp some kind of competition to determine the best Sam and only one that may continue to listen well we know Sam Anderson quit listening so we know she's the listen oh quit donating so in my mind that's fine quit listening again because the next bonus episode is going to be fantastic that's true absolutely so this question comes in from Sam at Smith Pele what are your thoughts on marching bands now this is a loaded question because Sam is in the University of Oregon marching band do we know what do we let me change my answer and say I think they're good I actually don't know what instrument she plays we talked about maybe I'll see if I can find out because we talked about it once in DMS but we slide them with the DMS are you know well because I was we were talking about the fact that she was busing from Oregon felt really horrible for us and then you're like so marching band a yes exactly that's me and then you're like what are you branching yeah exactly what's your social security oh shit I just realized that we still have mocha only oh yeah until I forgot about that yeah he's in the DMS and then goodbye by Sam that'll happen soon okay I don't remember it must have been some exchange that we had publicly DMS regardless we all agree that the national anthem before sporting events usually needless and unnecessary and I like it's not usually the marching band doing that before the game they're kind of an intermission special right I think I don't know much about marching bands it's kind of an American thing well there's like the college bands that are playing constantly and I that's awesome it's awesome and I like drum lines kick ass I mean I'm a drummer so I'm a little bit biased but I love that shit and then like the universities that go all out with the crazy choreography and stuff like it's a serious jam like I know my buddy playing the UCLA band and they do so much traveling and a lot of work and it's it's a serious deal so I am no sarcasm no bias because Santa's the question I'm actually I think they're good my only exposure to this sort of thing in person was when I was doing play by play for the BC high school provincial basketball championships right and one of the schools might have been Brookswood who were just dominant when a slunk came to go to or whatever was there they brought their marching band to the games and like during intermission they came out and did right which is like a small gym I'd say a massive arena was still super awesome well so if you liked that I mean the University of Oregon marching band would make the Brookswood marching band look like kindergarteners hitting drum exactly yeah exactly it's a very special thing in person but I feel like might not translate to television every time yeah that's true it is definitely better in person it's a cool thing like you know when I when Brooke and I were together and she was going to the University of Oregon I we went to a few sports games and it was always added a lot to the atmosphere I think I will just say I like marching bands I think they're good this has nothing to do with the question but the draft order has been released for the live draft yes for the artist footballing Justin you're picking second I am picking third and John you're picking fourth oh all three all three of us right in a row I like that beautiful okay it's good they're good I mean you always get some sort of like big band spin on like some current pop hit that usually sounds better than the song itself so yeah I give it the old Jmo thumbs up seal of approval all right next question comes in from Rohit Bati long-time donor a great man he says if you woke up one morning and your wife told you she slept with an athlete and she is pregnant and keeping the baby which athlete would you choose to be the father under the context that you would now be the child's illegitimate father I you raised the baby as your own yes you raise the baby as your own but it is an athlete's baby Shaquille O'Neal okay why it'd be really funny that's okay yeah I mean fair enough and argue that ah I was trying to think of like funny people I could say right now and the first one that popped in my head was Richie and Kugnito but I'm not gonna go down that route I will I will pick Colin Kaepernick a good principal young man who's who laid it all on the line and then laid it with my wife as well apparently you know what he made a big sacrifice for the greater good and I suppose I will now have to do the same as well so I will raise caps baby as my own sure why not all right you'll have good hair to mine I'm gonna say Steph Curry who because he's good at lots of sports and his baby is so cute his baby's very cute he's cute he's very rich so he's obviously gonna be paying a lot in child support which is nice and he's a short man for an athlete so he might kind of have a small dick and maybe didn't please my wife that much so it's like just a real all-encompassing package yeah if your kid is even half as cute as Riley Curry I feel like you got a good kid I'm winning yeah our kid is also gonna be named Riley Curry but we're gonna sell Riley different Riley Curry is all on word exactly exactly Riley Curry going and our number one question of the week comes in from a Jakob fan and I believe based on his Twitter profile picture the Jakob in question is Jakob's Boral who was drafted by the Boston Bruins and that famous oh shit they could get Barzal Connor and Shillington here and I think no it's Shillington you really think I would say Shillington when it looks like Hilington I thought it was definitely Shillington anyway I think it would be an X then not okay but it's Swedish I guess that's how they pronounce everybody fucked up over there yeah those fucked up Swedes anyway his question is and so he asks it and this were 600 points he asks it giving us two specific athletes so I'm it will answer it featuring the two athletes and then we'll just go athletes in general who we think might say this okay so he asks more likely to drunkenly text a cousin across the room at Family Christmas that they look really good Matthew Kachuk or Max Domi I like that he's going second generation players on I'm assuming it just says Kachuk or Domie I'm gonna say Kachuk because his cousin is more likely to be attractive okay like not like not have not have Thai Domie's genetics the Thai Domie jeans are not kind jeans but domino speeds though well I will say Max is a good looking dude but I'm just saying like if they look like Thai is not I think we can all say that I think is a tie not an attractive man I know Thai you don't see players who look like him in the league anymore it kind of sucks yeah yeah I guess that's true because they were all just like the weird guys who fought mostly yeah and that's got look like heroes yeah yeah that's true too many handsome players these days yeah let's get a real problem we're ugly athlete make off the ugly again bring back the Mike Riche's that's why my Riche was picked like fourth overall or something that's why Brad March on to so valuable yeah and like Eric's right I respect Brad March on for being ugly I will respect that like Eric good Branson man gets every opportunity in life and was drafted third overall like almost entirely on the basis that he's so handsome he looks like a hockey player watch for a road something about that last year yeah straight up confirmed not confirmed but he was like it was source it was yeah anyway it was it was interesting and it makes sense yeah should be sure because we have about 10 minutes and build around you know Matthew Kachuk here as well because that's kind of his thing is to be a bit of a shit to stir and do the wrong thing that's true I'm going with I'm going with Kachuk as well and as a bonus answer I'm gonna say that he has also texted that to Johnny Goodrow and so let's and since I had to go last in this one I'm going to go first in the overall athlete and I'm going to say that I think this is the right answer without question the athlete most likely to do this is Rob Runkowski oh yeah I'm gonna say Johnny Manziel yeah that's true he's more likely to be high it's nothing to lose at this point and it's it's more likely that he would be like hi you know like just like kind of maybe forget that it's his cousin sort of like yeah if you saw you saw a headline that was like Johnny Manziel fuck his cousin you'd be like well that's like a logical conclusion yeah that's like yeah yeah the final narrative art here and you know you almost be like well at least it wasn't his sister you know like it's like he still has the room to get worse yeah exactly I almost picked him last round I'm gonna almost pick him again right now Richie's got me though still pretty probably high on this list as well I think that's a lot I'm gonna go with Tim Tebow because I feel like he just has a lot of like pent up horniness just like misdirected in multiple places I mean there's definitely a subset of Christian people that think that it doesn't count as losing your virginity if you beg your family what all right moving on well maybe I mean I don't I'm not saying I don't handle snakes and stuff I guess there's all sorts of different religious twists out there exactly but with that we want everyone's favorite segment because it means run the home stretch the cherry on top of our cynical Sunday that hasn't really been that cynical this week one good thing he's a lot of people love each other the world will be a better place to live gentlemen what do you like this week I'm gonna go with a movie I'm gonna go I saw it when I was in Vancouver last week and I saw it again with Rob because he really wanted to see it yesterday it's called Ingrid goes west I want to see that it's extremely funny it's extremely dark and if the only movie I've ever seen to like understand social media like that's the opera plaza yeah where she starts talking Elizabeth Olsen's Instagram influencer character and it's it's really fucking funny all right I want to see that I'm gonna recommend a video game it is called everybody's golf and it is by the makers of Hot Shots Golf and if you ever liked Mario Golf or if you ever liked Hot Shots Golf it's a very similar kind of a classic so it's kind of that like arcadey style of arcadey style of golf game and I got into it because of your pals Josh custodio and Matty and I don't know his last time Matt Prince yeah there you go and Daniel Cuzano we're all kind of talking about it on Twitter so I got it and I've been playing the shit out of it and I like it a lot they are not alone and you are not alone because it's like every single time I'm on PS4 all of my online friends list every single person is playing every guys golf it's super fun so yeah I recommend it check it out everybody's golf I'm going to recommend a little bit of music this week the full album is not available as of yet but they are putting out a record together later this year it's two people who I like very much on their own who are combining to one duo and it's me and John it is absolutely I'm really looking forward to your guys's album together no it kind of like it taps like the meritocracy of rock and roll and that they're both just kind of plain looking weirdos who are really good at playing guitar and that is of course Courtney Barnett and Kurt Vile who are wonderful alone and even better together the song is called over everything and the album is out later this year I'm really looking forward to this record I really really like both of these people on their own they have both in fact in the past been outro songs two episodes over the course of the last couple years we've been doing this thing and together they will be our outro song this week as well so look forward to that and look forward to a little bonus episode of us doing a fantasy football draft which we are about to record in eight minutes time and we have a special guest Jesse Ferrer yeah Jesse Ferrer the old football coach will be doling out advice throughout the entire thing this is our first of three bonus episodes this month so head on over to www.patreon.com slash real good show kick us some shekels to get access to that and I feel like I have not made the case that I'm a very poor person recently but I do want to say that the we can start doing a video podcast then the donations of late for you show how poor you are it's like the reverse MTV's cribs yeah MTV's bibs the donations of late did just like Justin wearing a bib okay yeah exactly they really really helped me pay my car insurance this year so thank you very much for helping me do that I very much appreciate it but with that that will do it for this week's episode our roommate is no one would be my brother I guess but he's not around Kevin Morris that shout out to you my friend our interns this week of the fine folks at Seeky a very progressive company staffed entirely by females promo code real good gets you $20 off your first purchase over there like I said if you want to support the show ww.patreon.com slash real good show find us on Twitter at real good show the Facebook group is a time of fun Facebook.com slash group slash real good show real good show calm is the website as well you can find videos and photos of all the things we talk about each and every week over on the blog right there and with that until next week I'm Justin Morris at Stefan Hack John Cohen be real be good be real good what is your birthday stock yes what is your branch number of your bank fantastic brand of pistachios that's your birthday yeah that's my brand number all right let's get just let's stop this recording and get Jesse on this mother fucking call speaking of branches though do you know that Michelle Branches married Patrick Carney from the black so weird you know I love Michelle Branches though she's everywhere to me she's yeah that might be the other one though I would walk a thousand miles how do I share this hangout do I just copy the link yeah anyway bye it's all it's eating you know I speed read the morning news and come up with my own little song oh so I saw to you know the trees are all wagging my head flat like the scenery raging my love block that's getting in a small cave for everything I'm outside in a real good mood you could almost forget about all the other things like a big old I'm in this cloud in my periphery I like to hear music blaring and I wasn't caring then you can imagine with your books but these days I am habitated high-pitched ring over things and I'm struggling with my song I do the same thing too and I punch him up in headphones because while I wouldn't you can say I hear you on several levels at high decibels over everything into my guitar and the blues with that hand for everything oh you're looking all I said you can find him safe and get your relatives what you said I didn't sweat that's he said