#11 Merry Holidays! May you Not Crash Out Over AI Slop

   Broadcast legend briefly alludes to a topic he will be more fully exploring and alluding to in the next episode of Amerisplaining with Walter, that being The Inshitification of Real Life. K\He's keeping this one short so you can enjoy his vocal performance of his very own Christmas song. Don't Say Goodbye to Merry Christmas...Yet!DON'T SAY GOODBYE TO MERRY CHRISTMAS YETChristmas what a wonderful time of the yearBut how're we gonna know that it's ChristmasIf we never ever use the word Christmas, or even MaryLet's look at Holiday, it's a word that could apply to almost any day Like Mother's Day, Veteran's Day or Labor DayIt's not really specific to Christmas It's so confusingThis political correctness sometimes goes too farNeither Santa Clause nor Jesus gives a shit so let's not sayGoodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!We'd go to office Christmas parties getting drunkAnd pinching all the the intern's buns (every Christmas, every Christmas) We'd whip out a cheezy plastic Jesus and pretendWe were a bunch of nuns (every Christmas, every Christmas)We insulted everybody (you were assholes)And no one seemed to mind (yes we did, we really really did)Don't say goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet!This political correctness sometimes goes too farNeither Yahweh nor the Buddah gives a shit so let's not sayGoodbye to Merry ChristmasBye to Merry ChristmasBye to Merry Christmas, yet!copyright 2016 Blaine Selkirk