11. Sick: Highly Dangerous Criminal Madmen

We watch "Sick," in which the boys start by grossing us out and finish by sowing their seeds, filling the time in between with highly articulate outbursts. For our part, we articulate a vision of a 21st century Young Ones remake that's not embarrassing or (unintentionally) offensive. What outdated subculture would Neil be part of? Which character would we cast as a woman? Which character would we keep almost exactly the same? And, most crucially, what musical acts would we book to perform on the show?