I like how Ramon just sits there kind of chill, hands across his tummy, just like fuck it. Just like gonna hang out. That's my woman over there. He's gonna hang out.
That's my slit. I'm gonna be doing some jiggy jiggy with her later. I'm gonna get in her butt. No.
I'm gonna get in her butt. Oh, that's not the name of her six weeks. What? Oh that's right.
You're having a pro-seager. What? Which means only anal. Yeah.
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Hello, I'm Katty. I'm Kathy. I'm my Michelle. And I am Kat Pooky, and now let's cut straight to the topic that started a bit.
Hello, my Michelle. Welcome to our show. Tell us about the anal you're gonna be getting. Yeah, fuck the show.
Nothing but anal diet. I was the puppet of podcast listeners must know. So is this like a challenge? Are you like joining the anal only cults?
No, no, no, nothing like that because there is a group out there There's like a whole group that's like anal only they've sworn off adulates. And there not it's not like a man thing It's literally that it's an anal only like kind of commitment group I've been reading on it. We'll talk about it later, but are you part of that or no this is just because you know your No, no, I like my food or pounded No no no badge for six weeks. I'm having a procedure done.
So they're cauterizing my uterus No, no, my turn. The fucking torch. No, it's like a blowtorch. It's like anal marshmallow making.
It's basically the shit that I do at work. It's to the cervix. So why are they cauterizing the cervix? They're not going to out, man.
You're going to be out and everything and they're just going to be up there fucking toast and over a hot stove. It looks like I looked it up and it's like a half moon with barbs on it and so it's going to cut and cauterize at the same time. Doesn't that sound fun? Wow.
It's called a leap procedure. Nice name for fucking basically just tormenting the inside of your vagina. It's a leap. A leap of faith that you're actually going to survive.
For me, I'm blessed with a large cervix so they have to put me out. Not just the local. They're knocking her out, man. So wait a minute.
So now what is the need for this? Okay, that's just going to anal. Yep. Just let's stick with the anal.
It's a private procedure. The modernization is all you're getting to know. That's kind of a lot of information. Let's go back to the anal.
So now you guys are just doing straight anal for like six weeks. So that's six weeks after the procedure or okay. Four six weeks. I can't do anything vaginal.
I can't take baths. I mean, I'll turn it on. And they're taking out my IUD set face. So I got to go put that back in after I heal.
Just like with it. Just lick it and stuff. Yeah. Just watch it off and put it in the zip lock.
I'm going to retain her. I'll let you all. Just pop it in there. I'm going to be very nice to you.
He will be. He's going to be anal for six weeks. You know what he said? He said he would be of service to me for this one day only.
Oh. He says he would have been all of a sudden. He said he would have been all of a sudden. He said he would have been all of a sudden.
That I would have been all of a sudden. Yeah. He said he'd have been all of a sudden. It's the only SMUG one day only.
Oh. He says he would have been all of a sudden. He says he would have been all of a sudden. If I'm not going to Plex-C Abbey, and would you like to hang that?
That's amazing. Thank you. There you go. She's pretty- It's really great on Cam description.
She's really recommended. Good luck with that. I'm not sure if I could voted too hard for me for this one day only. Aw!
He can onlyAnd he says he says he's really funny. He says he says he's really funny. Don't you want to be mad to me for this one day only. Aw, we've been in ISIS one day.
Oh, yeah, what is that the day that failed? I'm not gonna get too much into it But you ever had one of those days where literally I'm gonna try 17 different things not just like I'm gonna try one experiment Like learn a new program or something like that. It's gonna be fail fail fail I'm talking like go to the store to get something. It's not there try this program It's not gonna go there try to get this person on the phone the machine continually hangs up on you like like everything that happens in a day Just it's just not making it by 8 p.m.
You're like dude. I should go to sleep. That was our weekend was that mmm? That is just but here the only reason I wrote it down is because Mew and I you know because she's obviously studying her fucking ass off seven days a week and her gold stars You know studying for the MCAT and I'm doing all this stuff with the videos and stuff like that Which by the way our first zu is first 360 video came out for finals I saw it really cute and it's a finals is the name of the song and you can look it up on online 360 finals by zu or whatever on YouTube or whatever It's also on fat life, but I'm a lot of people pay for fat life to get the videos So you know we fight a lot and the theme is don't quit don't give up don't quit you can have a shitty day whatever So it was just one of those days where it was just so shitty and usually for so many decades of my life I would just it's too hard fuck it I am I would my motto was is it first you don't succeed fuck it and I lived that way for like literally 35 40 years And so I always quit so it was very it was very good evidence these last few years I haven't been quitting and after that day that just sucked ass and everything didn't work I woke up at like 5 30 the next morning and I said I'm going back into it I'm gonna do it and literally it was just like bam bam bam everything that didn't work on the next tries Started working and so it was just good evidence to me like hey stick with it You're gonna have shitty days and you just kind of stick with it Take a fucking deep breath go fucking ram your head through some walls if you have to yeah, it's okay to if it doesn't work walk away From it for a bit yeah, definitely so that was really safe.
So that's why I put that up, but there was I Gosh, there's so many wonderful things. We also also are funeral. I heard about this It was amazing all I'm gonna say is The the Count Bookies circus of new bunny and myself wore all black and went on a very warm day to the park Where we found a tree that was shady and we dug a grave and we sing songs of remorse and remembrance Through flowers at not six feet That's a lot of digging and you only need a shallow grave and we buried on the camera. We buried Hitachi seven It was a sad day you wash it first before we buried it you need to wash things before you bury them Otherwise the dogs are gonna come and dig it up and eat it start running you have experience with this You bury a lot of Hitachi's there we shall I should have done before this No, so you wrote another Hitachi not us it was actually an amazing story We had a lover come over who maybe has been a little repressed had some bad relationship experiences in the past and so you know We're trying to create that environment where it's okay, you know arousal not orgasm That you know all that stuff I talked about and she was just really getting into her first uses of the Hitachi And she was just pushing it and pushing it and pushing it and fucking snapped it in half like a fucking trite wig Wow, it was amazing.
Did you get that on video? No, no, we did not so but we did have a nice fashion funeral It was fucking amazing it was amazing and then instantly turned into like oh, sorry Like all dreams of fucking state and he yells above and my fucking lips. Oops. It was amazing.
I hope she comes back So that was really good don't let fucking zombies end of the world. Okay. We have a donut chain out here called Krispy Kreme I Hear Chris be from another state well on talking me up people in the UK and other places that are listening to us So I was here I talk about the US whatever so it's a fucking donut which is like a shitty pastry whatever and it's filled with grease and great Yeah, they're good. They're great We were driving cuz you know Of course mu has to fucking poke him on go hunt and we have to engage her and so we have little rituals and we go to certain places Where the pokey stops are I've been on you think right and we want to make sure so goddamn happy and it's you know get out a little drive So we drive by one of these fucking donut shops It's a fucking donut shop you go you pay fucking couple bucks You don't know and you fucking do there was it under younger?
Yes, redone it's there was a line And I am not lying they had security and this line was literally like you were going to a fucking concert Yeah, like a bill big deal concert This was ten o'clock at night and from what we heard we were stuck in traffic for this fucking line of these fucking idiot zombies Standing for two fucking hours to get like a free donut that you could go in at fucking any other day and pay a fucking dollar for and these shit Fucking zombie fucking idiots are standing for two hours with their uncle. Oh, we know we're in a half get a donut Why you fucking kidding me clearly you've never had Free penis I mean What dicklings that's what we're talking about Jesus so I just I have never been more amazed I'm like there's no roller coaster It's like I was dumbfounded and we were stuck we couldn't and and you was freaking out and and Bunny was getting carsick because you know you couldn't catch any more fucking Pokemon You know because we're sitting in the you know behind this traffic of this line for these fucking idiots that want a donut that you can go By Wow don't don't really it was like I understand the Lord of the Christmas I got scared for society Don't be scared for society. I'm I'm not in my nuts. Am I nuts for this?
It's the free yeah, but it's a donut I don't know. It's like a free big screen I can do my example have you been to Costco, but have you sat and watched the free tasting? Yeah, I sat there one time I was waiting for something I don't remember and And there's nothing on the little sample whatever it was hot pockets Let's just say and you see people just kind of like zombies just kind of her circling around waiting I'm waiting and you see them all and they're all just hovering waiting and waiting and the lady reaches and then I huh another And there's a vultures and they're circling the circling and then the plate comes out and everyone starts crowding It's a little amazing to watch look but two hours, but two hours. It's a free you're fucking kidding me You're never clearly you're not gonna get this move on because you're not gonna understand.
I'm just gonna move on You know, let's move on to what's real. What is real? What is really worth being excited about? That's an illusion it's not living in the very real don't I will buy you I am poor and I will I will buy you guys a fucking donut I'll hold you to that.
I'm worth it. I mean think about that like minimum wage now after the show minimum wage is like 10 bucks an hour, right? So like right if so even if you make minimum frickin wage you're standing like two hours That's $20 of your life that you've just given up. I'm has a very Faux innocent look on a face.
He's up to something he keeps throwing her. What are you doing? What are you doing? Listen to you guys Hey, is this a goddamn fucking weird purple package that came what purple pack are you doing?
What are you doing? I'm hearing I'm hearing stuff against a wall. Yes, and I'm like what is it? This what is that?
It's a package Good old that can you? These are what what are they Oh my god Sharp edges Oh my god, we just like totally turned nine Ladies and gentlemen for black ass listeners. Thank you. Thank you very much for the show I Get buns from last we get or a gummy ninja stars and you is just aggressively crawling on the floor.
Can you crawl up? I'm gonna see your ass. Oh Might have been Saturday Oh, she's a cutie look she's got handful of fucking little origami ninjas Okay, what just happened? I have no idea.
We haven't even got an episode in a star attack I was gonna tell the greatest story ever and I'll tell it quick If you are a fan of South Park you remember the finger bang episode where stands dad was in a boy band and refused to let them be a Boy band but there was a clip in that in that episode that I got to mimic finally that I had said that is a rock star moment And so me and bunny were on the bed and we were doing like some little play and some you know I have them line up You know their butts are different sizes so I kind of adjust them so that I can get the belt or the cane around whatever and I just look down And these just cutest wonderful butts that and and I've seen it so many times and I'm always grateful and so wonderful And I said I just have to have my rock star moment And I fucking said let daddy have his moment and they're like what and I go I start rolling for 10 minutes on their butts just grinding my head into their butts like I'm like a puppy with an itch Flapping around cuz that's what Randy's that's what stands there Kyle's there was stands dad Any role there's like four girls and you just rolled across their boobs and said It's that rock star moment where you have butts and whatever and you had your rock star I did and they just they had the most awkward look on their face Understand the reference and then I start trying to butt pump them with my head and I'm ramming my head in the butts And it was just awesome cuz I'm bald and it was butts and just so That's the hunger has something to say Funny you should mention finger bang the chat was very upset that they didn't have a ask the chat question So I made one up what was the question what is the weirdest thing you put your fingers in Or the answers so far a fetal pig Nice, which I've done to wait a minute wait. Let's just stop. Yeah, let's go any further elaborate, please You finger to fetal pig when you take a any type of like college level anatomy class, it's usually what you dissect So you didn't fucking finger fuck if you know you're sticking your fingers in it You weren't putting it on your finger in it Like a little still to where you mount the cat on the gun Porky put her fingers in a really gross pipe to say some ducklings. Oh, that's nice Oh The gross pipes I put my finger in a socket Oh, yeah After you pull the tooth and there's a hole I thought we had a rule.
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We had a rule no disgusting dental stuff when you're on the show Whatever when I'm in the room. I have a topic cool new I guess we can make decisions about what's not talked about on the show So well, then there is a something we're supposed to be talking about during some fucking advice that I should just be able to say we can't talk about Electrical plane.
I'm not into it. I don't freak the fuck out that shit. Well, we can talk about if we can't talk about her fingering fucking bleeding whole sockets Then we shouldn't be talking about pegging her back and pull out her collection of teeth. Yeah, I know My god, this show is completely falling.
I have a suggestion though. Yeah, we need to start Having potato mayhem be like throughout the show so we can space it out. I think we could have you know Potato mayhem. Yeah, you know what?
Yeah, I'm gonna agree. We just need to have potato mayhem two and three because there's so much stuff. Yeah, you have a great potato We never use it's no You know, you are correct because potato may have gets long because our lives are very exciting and our ppl listeners constantly are like Hey, we want to hear about you know the stuff you guys are doing so, but we should break it up. I agree totally What's up with uh, go ahead and pitch a oh, yeah?
Well, you know, we you and I used to do well, let's talk about this first. You and I used to do the kinky gaming party Oh, it was a perverted podcast sponsored event. It was great And then we for various reasons ran out of time and ended up handing it over to los angeles geeky and kinky Sure from fat life. They have now taken it over.
It has been dubbed nerd gasm, which apparently is a very popular So it's been already for a couple of months and I just wanted to pin it up because it is an absolutely awesome awesome party It's a gaming night. It's great gaming board games board games in the main room kinky in the in the smaller rooms. It's right and it's it's the third Wednesday of every month and they're really taking it and flying with it And it's a whole so if you're local come and check that out I'm usually in and out, you know, we're usually there, but it's it's not a perverted podcast of anymore, but we're always probably Yeah, they actually care about I fucking hate board games. So I just I did it because I knew people liked it But I'm like I really don't it's what creative explorer threatens me with when yeah, pull out of board.
Yeah, it's one of those things I appreciate it. I appreciate the people love it But I'm glad that the people that are running it now are passionate about games let it Let us not forget carnal carnival coming up this Saturday the 22nd in which a certain coordinator I know is gonna get pies in the face to raise money for the card so uh, hunger. Yes, yeah, okay Um, how much to put a pie in your face? It will be they've changed it today slightly like how they've changed Ask me and I said I don't care so that was a mistake 40 cents it works out for me because the price is the same it's actually more um five bucks for a pie Okay, that's pretty cheap and if you pay more you can get closer.
Oh, oh, they're gonna throw $15 you can actually just stand there if you put it in your face You can stand in my face and put it in my face or I'm also gonna have a shelter bottle out The If you are local what's the day the event the 22nd to this coming Second this coming Saturday still working out one possible more thing to make us even more money. Oh, uh, you are a dedicated coordinator Okay, so i'm good i've got a pie and i think i've got $15 will you eat my pie? No, no i'm not even I see what you anal only for six weeks young lady I'm gonna have a big mouth. That's like that's like a bath And baths are not allowed on your list young lady Oh my god, it's so funny But in six weeks you save your 15 bucks That's pretty cool carnal part of all is gonna be amazing is from 12 to 1 to 7 And then at 9 o'clock is the after party, which is usually fucking off the charts.
Yeah, that's pretty good Oh and poppy roman is doing the food for that night. He's hosting that party. Oh, yeah He's gonna do what are you gonna do? Probably probably he always is one of our listeners from the UK get on a plane right now And come and get the meat and cheese slices that Probably be putting out Boyer be so fine, please know that the writer of every post we talk about has specifically granted his permission to do so I've just given up giving the intro to people what yeah, let's do it.
All right, so this time we have a post Called tit for tat is absolutely not a safe saying and consensual relationship It's by nooki notes and she writes we've all done it you hurt me so I lash out and hurt you It's human nature and it's bullshit if you really love someone the last thing you want to do is cause them hurt It should hurt you to cause them to feel pain and guilt if you want to hurt them because they've hurt you that's retaliatory Excuse me retaliatory. It's petty. It's a business transaction. You give me this I give that back to you in equal measure That's not safe saying and consensual.
It's not kind. It's not considerate. It's not mature and it's not love Okay, here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. No, I mean at its base form I completely agree with the poster and the majority of people that commented on that post agree with the sentiment Of that if you do things if you do play the tit for tat game that is not a part of love and it is not a part of caring But it is a reality of being in a relationship That is something that does happen that there's not always loving action in a relationship People do have bad days and do shitty things But it is very important to know that if this is something that is a pattern and I think that's what I got out of the post That if you are with somebody that is retaliatory And that is a pattern that continues you either need to address that or that relationship is not a loving relationship And you would want to consider not being in a relationship with somebody who is consistent like that Well, I would agree because really at its most elemental level If if you are doing nothing but giving back pain when you feel you have received pain And you don't really give it much thought because it is something that you do automatically and you do it over and over again You know what? There's actually something not only just wrong with your relationship. There's probably something wrong with you because that's not how you live life But I think I have a problem with with the words.
It's a business transaction. You give me this I give that back to you an equal measure. Every relationship is a business transaction Absolutely I don't I don't buy into this whole thing And I read the comments too and I'm quite sure that Nuki notes maybe had a completely different Viewpoint than I do and she's coming from a completely different place But I I don't think of love as a be all and all cure for everything Love is not a constant state of mind that you are in and it never goes away Sometimes you feel loved sometimes you feel frustration sometimes you feel caring You can feel any number of things and just because you love someone are in love with someone It does not mean that number one they have the right to walk all over you number two You don't have the right to retaliate or to show them what they've done in that earth And I I think that it's a kind of naive way to look at relationships because from my perspective love is just a chemical reaction It's just something that happens in your brain and it does not Cure relationships of everything. I will agree with that.
Okay. I will absolutely agree with so I you know, I I'm quite sure that she We never know I mean we don't know the source that is coming from somebody who is just in a real I mean we don't we get these things and we talk about them and we don't know the points of view Did she just come from a relationship where the person constantly had this behavior? So they're you really energized at saying hey, this isn't love because you're trying to tell yourself that this isn't love Or is this somebody that has more of a philosophy of kind of the Disney fairy tale about love that love conquers all in love should fix everything Or is it just kind of the the pragmatic approach that hey, this happens and it shouldn't happen and it'd be great if it didn't happen But it and she says in the beginning we've all done it So that kind of is where it says to me, okay We all understand that that it does happen But it's if it becomes a behavior that continues in the relationship then you have a problem in the relationship And I actually I actually believe that relationships can be a whole lot better if you do treat them like business transactions We treat our coworkers and our acquaintances better sometimes than we do the people we love that's true So there is absolutely nothing wrong with treating it like a business transaction because that's exactly what a relationship is I don't care whether it's a loving relationship or a work relationship if that's your colleague if that's a member of your family Treat it like a business transaction and you will probably treat that person with much more respect than you would otherwise if we say let's elaborate on that Because you have to define a business transaction if you're defining a business transaction as a shitty boss to an employee That is not the business transaction that you want But if you're talking about the business transaction where you come to the table and you say I have a business And I need somebody to work my business or we're working in this together and there is something in it for you And there is something in it for me and let us negotiate that so that it is fair and valuable compensation for both of us In order to motivate that relationship and that's the type of business relationship you're talking about I absolutely agree with you 100 or 99.9 percent And it's why so often generally speaking I'm not going to say that polyamory community and the bs Community is perfect and do everything right, but it is generally speaking why These relationships tend to at least in my experience last longer or be more positive because we're forced to do that kind of negotiating We're forced to really communicate and talk about the give and take this is what I bring to the table What are you going to bring to the table and we communicate the hell out of things every time we explore some little new area of our relationship Yeah, because a lot of the times like little things that will come up that you don't even know that you have baggage of And then you're like you lash out at them and you're like, oh, okay So I have this thing now and you have to talk about it You have to discuss your feelings and and dig in deep and figure out where it's coming from and what What made you trigger? You know that other person that that did that so you have to you have to kind of look at it like that and Because you can't just be oh, I love you.
Oh, you love me. Okay. I would give you anal it and and You know and everything will be great. No, it's not really reality You have to talk about shit and you have to you know, you know, I can love popular mode all you want But if we aren't meeting each other's needs and we aren't in a healthy relationship It's gonna be better to walk away than to stay in that kind of relationship It's true and I have to say I'm not so used to disagree with what posters say So it makes me nervous to just go off and say I think this was ridiculous but I really did not see eye to eye with this poster at all because what you said no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, um because I Actually, I just told we lost what I was gonna say.
Why you didn't? Yeah, why you didn't agree with the poster Yeah, that's okay. Well, here's what I was what I was gonna say You don't agree with your and we've had this plenty of times because once again, this is a poster that's writing You don't agree with what your interpretation of what you think her point was So you guys may be on the exact same page and it was just word and wrong it's a very short post But it's it's interesting to see how This is a good example of relationships that we communicate in our relationships And you have to go further than just that one. This is the point.
Yeah, you may have to dig a little You have to dig deeper and then I mean even in one in one of the comments Some there were a lot of people making comments about that she answered some of them and and said basically I'm not gonna get into a fight I'm not gonna get into it if somebody does hurt me I'm gonna take the high road and walk away and I remember reading that and thinking you know This sounds a lot like it was last week of the week before where boogie was talking about He doesn't like taking from people and because he needs to be in charge and it was off of lazz's post about Right and so you made a comment that a lot of people don't really realize that that's actually kind of selfish It's selfish to say I'm not gonna allow you to serve me I'm not gonna allow you to give I'm gonna be this old giver because it leaves me in control And that way I won't be vulnerable. Well in the same way It seems a little bit like if you're gonna walk away from a relationship without putting more into it and saying you know what You're wrong and I think I have something to teach you and you need to learn that you can't treat people like this You need to understand how you hurt me. You need to understand that your words and your actions have consequences Otherwise they won't know they won't know and they won't learn and they won't reevaluate themselves So to go the extra shitty mile. Oh, so maybe uh You know because when you're talking about ds relationships and punishments and things like that You know for these types of things sometimes getting a taste of your own medicine is kind of like holding the mirror up to you You know so can it be done now that so if so if somebody does something To hurt you say emotionally and it's kind of like giving you know when you you spank a kid You know the hope is is that you've thought about it and this is the correct punishment And it's something that's thought about before so could giving someone a taste of their own medicine actually be loving As long as it's in a controlled setting where you're trying to say this is what I felt This is a behavior pattern that you have and so we're going to do this thing and you're going to see You know what it feels like.
Yeah, exactly. I mean I I had a friend once whose boyfriend was uh, I don't want to be tied down to any schedules You guys, you know, I'll let you know when I'm free and it was it was kind of ridiculous And it was clear that this guy was not really seeing what he was doing that his actions were really causing everybody around and to wait around for him Until my friend finally said, okay. Well, that's cool with me. Um, I'm gonna do the same thing and he said you have Everybody to do the same thing you go right ahead and then the next weekend comes around and she's not available for him And she kind of I'll I'll grant her she sarcastically said something like gosh I guess it would help if you I would tell you in advance what my plans were so you could plan around that huh?
And he the penny dropped for him He realized at that moment Maybe if she were a bigger asshole it wouldn't have worked and if he weren't so willing to see something that he wasn't looking at before that wouldn't have worked In this case it worked fine, but sometimes if you do it the right way It is a great learning so intention Is what the difference is between tit for tat? Yeah, if you have an intention to hurt somebody then that's shitty and petty in retaliatory But if you have an intention to teach somebody something and to hopefully that it makes them better by showing them what they do Then maybe that that's not that's not Now if this person can't I'll tell you something all bets are off if we're dealing with a human being who is a complete asshole And does not know how to be respectful and kind to other people and they're just being as well Yeah, then you know what you have every right to walk the fuck away from this person Sure, um, but generally speaking I you know, I really didn't agree with this poster that much so well, but it was a good post It created a lot of comments. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good average.
I got people to talk in What the way see they vote I'm blind see and both of these four and five next to each other say perverted So I meant to hit this one See perverted vocabulary I didn't think of it. Yeah, so I got me that's That's the one that's brand new got these glasses today. You can read the board still can't read. Oh, you read it pretty good before the show Yeah, it's still blurry, but I can make out stuff This is a short one is from Emily who last week in the in the chat room was telling hunger that She had you in her fantasies when she was masturbating during the show.
I was hot. I was so excited. Yeah She says I'm eager he got it wrong. What?
I'm there. Of course. I do. I feel like everything and she's in the chat right now boogie is not on my masturbation Oh, full shit.
It was mark and abyss. No, I did say that I did say mark me. I thought I said I thought I said how am I not included in that? She does it while on the show?
Yes, but you mentioned boogie and abyss I said it was always a book in abyss. Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay.
She says sorry Boogie because you kill my lady boner I do know she said no, but wait wait wait wait. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry Emily's a good girl. I need a lady boners man. I felt like a star I did have another purview mailbox, but it had to do why not just crush my dreams more It had to do with the new people that we didn't talk about the lead we should do potato mayhem too Why could we never talk about the computer?
Oh Do it I guess perverted mailbox perverted? Yeah, whatever. Why? Nobody mastered?
Here have a point. Oh, I don't just say I do Thanks, pumpkin. I appreciate that popular mode. Well, he's fucking my ass.
That's And his in his thoughts boogie needs new glasses now Whatever podcast is getting into computer. Yeah, I was gonna kind of save this because we switched host topics because of the incident that happened yesterday But um, yeah after years of editing perverted podcast videos and all the videos that we do that we put up that help bring people to perverted podcast and suffering In front of a low-powered computer that takes hours and hours and hours and hours to render video that it's not capable of taking We finally said this is what we're going to do with our perverted podcast donor dollars That people have been sending in and it's been absolutely wonderful. I was gonna do a whole topic about why I don't like receiving And why yeah, I did I made a post and says hey, I you know, I have this past So I wanted to make really sure that the listeners understood that we're not just free For a little play that one that we're not just throwing away money that people are donating because it's really special to us that that our listeners Care enough about us to put Dollars in an account. What are you guys looking at?
No idea? You're like a dog just staring at a blank space What is what the sex wing hangs from that? You've been in here fucking 800 times. You don't see the hard point that's been hanging in there for like literally a year and a half Nothing.
Okay. I'll let it go. I'm sorry. So you wanted to make sure that the listeners know Yeah, I wanted to make sure and uh and so but you have issues major issues.
Okay. Well, your childhood So sure, but the good news is is the listeners were very supportive and said hey, absolutely getting a new computer It's gonna be half and half. We don't have enough for the I mean the computer's gonna be like 1400 bucks for a real editing computer I'm gonna pay for half. Well, we don't have that much money in the bank.
So I don't want to we don't want to drain it No, we're not gonna drain it. Jesus fucking great. I was raised by wild Jews. You don't drain savings accounts You don't drain savings, but half and half is really good.
So we're gonna get a computer in real I mean obviously the movie editing computers are $6,000. We're not gonna pay that but for about $1400. We should be able to get something That is fast enough to really increase the productivity. Yeah, which means we can make more videos we can do more education videos People don't realize how much time you spend on this I mean the podcast is over the rest of us go into the kitchen and talk for an hour or two and you sit in here rendering editing doing all that shit None of us have any clue.
What's actually going on? It's a little time consuming it is and the next morning I'm very happy that you pushed decided to push past what is for you a very very difficult issue that comes from your day Well more time to make more videos more more content I liked your post it was really really very very insightful to you And and I wanted to read something that one of our donors sent Because I in the reason I want to bring this up because I think it actually is the way that a lot of people must feel anybody who donates to the show Must feel this way so arbor 56 said I've always thought I was just a little bit weirder than everyone else But when I went to my first munch it was the meeting oh What you know what I'm just reading the wrong one? Sorry? Sorry Matrix wrote us on patreon and said you boogie are a good man who I see following his passion to his fullest It's inspiring to listen and witness and watch the show evolve into what it presently is bless you boogie Not from a religious place, but like from a king place I'm stoked that you are finally getting enough rolling to begin the process of upgrading equipment And I tell you the day I hear a commercial or two I will think to myself fuck yes Because it means you're getting bigger and bigger and more people are finding out about your awesomeness And the bigger you get the bigger your bills and you got to pay for them somehow.
Oh, that was awesome Wasn't that nice and I think a lot of people feel that way that was very very nice I know that you're trying to punch me in the face right now Look at me making a business No It's just a long a long time of being really it's very touch But it's also very vulnerable because you're allowing people to help and I've always been that fear I lived in a I lived outside in motor homes and vans for years and years A high percentage of my adult life has spent living outdoors specifically because I need to be independent and if I can't pay for this I'm not people always like hey come live with me. It's what no no absolutely not So I've always been fiercely not wanting to take from people and this is kind of a big push for me to just take help from people and say hey But it's also understanding. This isn't just my show. This is our show This is a show we all put into and people come in and everybody's invested in this So I really don't have the right to hold up our progress because of my fucking hang ups So I have that kind of battle So this was this was kind of a big deal and and just I know it's just a fucking computer But it really was you know It was something I had to kind of look in the mirror and go through and say this is bigger than me And hopefully at the end of the game and it was really and it wasn't even the motivation But like paper doll jumped up and threw in 50 bucks and said hey go get the you know go get the computer And so so it's really special so I'm very uncomfortable having this conversation and then we weren't supposed to have this conversation But now we've had the conversation so you know I but I was only driving the conversation I was a christian preacher and I spent a lot of years in a church and I was the guy that stood up and told people to give money And I was very you know I wasn't Pressure about it but it was like my approach was like hey, you know We have air conditioning in here and someone's got to pay for it You know and so but even still I was so involved in religion and everywhere you went it was always pressure for we got to build a new building All this bullshit shit.
We're not hey, we got to feed the homeless You know we got to go feed you know help widows and you know stuff like that. It was about we got to build a new church We got to build a new thing we got to build a new so it was like taking people's money for really fucking lame shit And I was very and even then that really bugged me and so I'm really I hate asking for money It really fucks with me plus I was raised by people that everything had a price tag on it Everything my mom was really really like oh you can't fucking buy me like I made her some craft one year When I was a kid and I put all this time and I made it for her and I gave it to her and she's all you couldn't come up with five Fucking bucks to buy me a gift so that was like kind of the that was the whole kind of thing I was raised and whatever it's do but I probably should have fucking choked up money and got a gift I was cheap but still the thing is is that's where I came from so so when I say I don't want to do commercials And when I say I don't want to you know badger the fucking listeners for money That's because I've seen so many negatives behind it I kind of want to try to make it work out where we don't have to do that so there now we've had the topic Can we move on to something less fun less fun? Yes, even less fun So Stopping you know I'm the host I gotta take what I don't know this is supposed to taste like I don't know I write shingles Okay, that's about as random as you can get have you not learned by now. Oh Lord.
Hey, we have something from Arbor 56 What are you doing? What she's doing some fucking advice the host topic is different. I know I'm gonna see what Jack with the wrong thing again Jesus Christ I stick it always thought you would say we're not gonna do this and then I go the wrong one now I'm doing it again. Okay, so should I play the jingle again?
Yeah So surprised I just like I don't know but it gets your attention Busy sounds like hunger and not hunger I'll put you guys on the spot for next week. Okay, wait Emily's curious if you're gonna answer her questions about Polly at some point Yes, I do have it. Okay. Well, yeah, it's some point.
I got along this by the way, but she's asking that she's so sweet Oh, you mean the woman that doesn't actually fantasize about me by all means. Let's give her more airtime Wow I Maybe after over time she will start Oh, so now I'm supposed to buy fantasy time. Jesus. That's where it is Broadcasting it's all about advertising.
Yes puppy. I believe that's called tit for tat. Oh I'm just kidding. I was but rolling you tell her I but rolled gorgeous butts And I don't even know what that means.
Okay, so All right, and try to lighten the mood because and we're not gonna go into a lot of huge details about this because it is Fairly serious yesterday at one of our private runners. It wasn't a threshold party. It was a private renter, but it's still where it's it's our building We had an incident in the parking lot where somebody Who was not from threshold is some random fucking psycho coming by the entrance to threshold Grabbed someone who was a patron of the Of the party scared scared the fucking shit out of them and it wasn't a serious injury But it was very serious. There's threats and screaming and whatever and then this person went off and went on a mini crime spree this was a crazy person and and It was a scary situation the police were involved the police came in which was we'll talk about that That was amazing to see the looks on people's face when the police came in but and I don't want to Get too scary, but this is this really brings up the top this was broad daylight threshold We have a security guy in the parking lot every party that we have We have lights everywhere whatever but no matter how much we offer people to walk them to and from you know You know we do everything we can but no matter what there is always some risk that we live in a world We're fucking a percentage of humans are not of the right mind Or they are of a criminal mindset and they're they're going to attack and grab and hurt people or worse And so I really thought as we work this out and once again, we'll talk more about the situation and whatever because it was shitty But the first thing I want to say is Bravo to the renter that was involved that I won't mention until they they have they want to talk to their their people first And we'll mention it later.
But to the renter that was involved. I was at the event. Um I am so proud I am I cannot fuck Kathy. I cannot fucking tell you how proud I am that we did Exactly what we said we would do and that is without care or concern for the reputation of our dungeon Or the reputation that people may freak out and want to close threshold because it has those kinky pervert We ignored all of that and we immediately advocated for the victim We did everything we were supposed to do we called the police immediately We did not try to brush any of the hoher.
We don't want the police involved But we did none of that fucking shit that has plagued this community for a lot of years and a lot of us have fought very hard against that To say if there is a victim of an assault or a consent violation or something like that It is our responsibility regardless of whether this club gets shut down or not To advocate for the victim call the police when need be and do what we can uh to make sure that the victim is taken care of And everyone on board and some of these people have stuffed loose, you know Everyone did what they were supposed to do. I was really really proud to be in this community because I know for some of those people that was a big step Of courage for them to say absolutely call the police. Let's make sure and then everything else was taken care of the person that was In the situation we put them, you know, we got them safe. We did everything that we were supposed to do It was I was really it was a shitty situation, but I was really really proud The next thing is I really want us to talk about because we have a lot of people and this is threshold where we like I said We have all these things in place and cameras and and lights and whatever But no matter what people are going to public events you out in perverted podcast land Maybe going to munch's or private parties or dungeons or clubs or events or meetings with people And I think it's a good time that we start talking more regular about what do you do to protect yourself?
It's true because like as you mentioned we do have security at every night party we have and we have Payed a pretty penny to get tons of light all over the place. We don't we're not in a bad area It's just that it's an industrial area and we can't go through nobody here and it is a kind of an alley and it's a thoroughfare that people will walk through And this was during daylight hours. Why would you imagine that it's when you let your guard down? Absolutely that shit goes wrong and so frankly I I don't really consider this a BDSM related anything.
This is just you were out in in a parking lot in daylight and somebody came up to you Could you have done anything to this is something that is across all all parts of life I mean this happens outside the schools this happens in churches and university. Yeah Where do you come from? Wait, Arkansas what? Pigly wiggly what the fuck is it?
You need more in order more and what? It's a grocery store. Yeah, it's a there's a grocery store named Okay, so this yes this could happen at the pigly Basically Cool beans Can you wait? So so here are you know, let's talk about some things that you can do no matter what where you are and this is not I mean obviously We're talking about protecting You know females because you know obviously a female was a female on female crime That this happened yesterday So what are some things that you can tell somebody who's gonna go to their first month?
She's gonna go to their event where they don't know the event or it's not in a you know, maybe it's just an open neighborhood Can I actually interject here because I used to work for a lady who she lived in a really nice neighborhood And they always had the police over to speak to their neighborhood watch group and the police always told him the same thing that they never believed Until it was too late that it is in the places that you're most comfortable and in nicer areas where you let your guard down right places That you're familiar with so it's one thing yes We can absolutely talk about if you're going to your first month or a party that you are not familiar with But I think that the reason this happens is because we're so familiar with threshold We know the space all of our friends are right on the other side of that wall And why not walk out into the parking lot because it's daytime and we know this place I know that wall I know that parking space I feel so comfortable here that sometimes I don't even lock my car and that's when things go wrong and that's what this cop was trying to get Through to them is that it's when it's it's the places that you know where this stuff is usually going to happen and I think that's Maybe even more important to discuss than What do you do when you go to a place you don't recognize because we're more on our gut or my how many people You know come to our orientation How many times do you and Carlos go out into the parking lot because you see people going around in their car Should I stop now because they're more careful going to someplace they don't recognize than you are going to someplace that you're familiar with Well, I mean I totally agree with that and I believe like because I'm not that way I'm paranoid in that parking lot every time I walk out when my girls pull up I go to the car and I ask for them I don't let my guard down because I'm hyper paranoid and I've been in a past where I've saw lots of crazy things So I think some people if you train to have situational awareness be part of just your mantra when you go out Today I went and I ordered some shitty tacos and I wanted to sit in my car and eat my tacos by myself my entire time sitting in the car I'm looking at every mirror my car is running so that way if somebody approaches my car I can fucking drive away and if they're in my way, they're gonna get fucking run over, you know So there are it's it's letting your guard down I totally agree with that But it's how do we make ourselves into a place to where we always keep our guard up at least a little bit because Half of these things half of these things that happen Um can be avoided with good situational awareness. Where are you? Are you looking around and it doesn't have to be like shaking like a scared animal It can be like what is a hundred yards that way? What is a hundred yards that way?
Is there somebody walking around that's maybe walking? I do this with my girls We go to you know when we go hunt for Pokemon. I say let's just look look at people just quickly Okay, there's someone walking they're kind of staggering a little bit. Maybe they're drunk Okay, so that's someone you're gonna want to you know keep an eye on like maybe they're gonna be boisteristers Try to you know a costume or something like that It's just those little things of looking around and just looking at people and saying What is their body language like are they walking with kind of like a stern aggression like they've had a shitty day?
Well, that may be someone you don't want to get in a conflict Maybe they're looking for a fight or a confrontation You know, there's definitely things that you can look at just by watching people without having to stare or whatever But just keeping those things in your head no matter where you are. Yeah, and let me tell you that unfortunately the reason a lot of people aren't looking around is they have their face buried in their phone Yeah, that's so true. Yeah, that's absolutely that is a problem. Especially younger generation.
I you know, I've just seen them They stand in line for free donuts. Oh, give it a It was all young people it was all young people and they were all buried in their phone I could have driven by with a samurai sword and cut off all of their heads. They were all on their phones Waiting for free donuts like zombies That's how you kill zombies. I'm just saying yeah, you just have to be aware.
Yeah, you have to look around Yeah, absolutely and also I've always been taught to like if you feel like someone's kind of approaching you and you don't want them You just you turn on you look them straight in the eye and you acknowledge that you see them And you say something to them like hey, what time is it or do you know what's going on or you know something something? And usually it'll deter them because now you know what they look like and you've sized them up and you know like how tall so you can report them And usually they'll go away and leave you alone, but if they're crazy approach, I'm like crazy. Okay That is one that is one approach that is the you know confront before being confronted approach Yeah, I don't know if that's necessarily the safest like high and yeah Well that is one I mean other things when when so when you are going to something And once again, I know that we're talking mostly about being protective of women But I'm telling you I apply all these things to myself I drove in I think it was with me you I we pull into a gas station I look inside because I look around because I watch all those fucking active self-protection cover your ass videos from that guy And I look in and I see inside the store some kind of you know, grungy looking guy And he's looking acting all agro and waving his finger at the guy in the counter I just said nope not going here. There's other gas stations So so for me, I just want to say that it's not just I'm just trying to be the prince charming protecting the women I think it's gender uh not gender specific, right?
But there are things that you can do to minimize your risk when you're going someplace and what are some of those things that are normal You're going you're going to a new place I don't know what you're asking me. What I'm just trying to let you guys add to the comments that I mean just sitting here rambling and I did it. I know but you know tell someone where you're going Good, you know have a phone number so that they can call and check in on you or you call and check in them Hey, I made it to xplace, you know, just a quick text and um I find find the person who's putting on the show exactly, you know So like if you go to the donation much you can find me Create an explorer will even go to the day before where he's supposed to go to make sure It's usually he does it to make sure he's not late somewhere But that's a good idea to go into a munch, you know, where it is where it is learn the area before you know You know, you're gonna go over there reach out to the producers or the promoters of that event and tell them you're nervous about Going and they'll come out maybe and greet you. I mean there's nothing wrong with driving around a place a couple times to get your lay of the land There's absolutely all the time.
That's because they're scared to go to a dungeon of course But even in any situation there's nothing wrong with kind of driving around a couple times ago. Okay, there's the door Now I'm gonna see are there sketchy people all over the place, you know, and I know some of this seems like paranoid But you know fuck people get attacked and fucking robbed murdered raped. This is a daily thing So there's nothing wrong with taking some time to protect yourself going into there's an absolutely Most people who are going to approach you aggressively or attack wise, you know, they're bullies You know, they just want to kind of lash out at someone So they look like this girl that you know yesterday, you know, looked very innocent and whatever it looked like an easy play I'll guarantee if there would have been a bunch of uh, you know big people standing around they probably would have just grumbled off somewhere else So safety and numbers there's absolutely if you can bring someone with you or have somebody come out Like there's other clubs where the parking lots are way sketchy and it's just kind of known you get your text and hey I'm in the parking lot and people will go to the parking lot so they can get you can come in numbers And can we just also say that this girl is perfectly fine? She's okay.
Oh, yeah, it was just it was just terrifying It was just really terrifying to have a situation like that And it could have obviously been worse if this person was was more aggressive, but you know, whatever Police did come and you'll talk about more. Yeah. Yeah. We may we may have the the hosts of the party come and they're talking about their You know experience with it and you know how they're they're kind of we're all we're all gonna talk no matter what this was an instance That was outside broad daylight, you know, what shit what are you gonna do?
But we are gonna meet and talk about what can we do what can we do more that we're not doing what can we do more? So us and the new board at threshold we're gonna meet and we're really gonna just see if there's anything else better cameras more You know information that we can share with each other We're just we got to meet more. Yeah, so very good. Good.
Talk. Very good. You wanted to add something Yeah, just a couple safety tips I guess you could say if by chance you have to walk somewhere alone from say a parking lot or something Keys really great weapon if you have you know long anything you can use it to swing or you could put the individual keys between your fingers That way if you make a fist you have pointy spikes basically so least scratching defend yourself in some way mace is also, you know, pepper spray good to have But don't just have it on your teaching have it in your hand ready to go. Sure.
Yes, it seems paranoid But this is your safety sure absolutely better look paranoid than the alternative Sure, so if you're going from your car to something else have it in your hand ready to go have something to defend yourself Even if it's a little mini orange stick a stun gun You know, I mean how many people see go out and walk so they have long stick with them just in case sure So have something ready to go be a little paranoid and I'm the same as boogie. I'm at a restaurant I hear stuff and I'm look what's going on there what's over here, you know, it looks like I have a DD But it's partly just a situation you watch. I mean you watch these videos People that know what's going on then you see what's happening you have that extra second to react and sometimes that's the difference between life or death and some of these things So Yeah, under quick note. I don't that have some idea of how to use whatever it is.
You're gonna be using yes self defense classes I mean self defense class is one of the first things I was ever taught is you go into a fight with or a scenario and one person has a weapon You're both armed right. Um, so it's important to understand not just that you have keys But actually how to use them where to use something like that So self-defense class There's a lot there's tons of videos online on youtube that you can learn tricks and skills and whatever and really if you spend just A little bit of time to improve your skills then you improve your chances of getting out of situations that that can that can wind up being real scary All right, let's move on to another. Oh great You may need some fucking advice right now Let's end the show on this that's not hey, you know what? Jesus Christ kill yourself for fucking god's sake.
Just kill yourself Well, this is actually arbor fish. Yes She said I've always thought I was just a little bit weirder than everyone else But when I went to my first munch it was like meeting a secret society of people where I can be as perverted as I want Listening to ppe I've learned about so many kinks and different viewpoints I've never thought of before my favorite thing from the show that I've started doing is the celebrity masturbation challenge. Uh-oh Oh, she's far back in the episode. I'm sorry arbor 50s.
We stopped doing that What what the hell is that? What's me doing? You just bent over and showing us her butt. No, she's showing me her butt because she knows we're gonna be talking about pegging in a minute So she's just helping daddy out with a little look at that and that Good girl.
I'm gonna play with that later. Right. She says one of the things I haven't heard talked about on the show yet is pegging I want to try it but have no idea how or where I was wondering if you could talk about it on the show welcome Michelle Hello, this is a she or it's a he that wants to try it. I'm pretty sure it says she but doesn't matter Well, I'm just saying micha listen.
I don't know anything about pegging and obviously neither does boogie So I thought what a great time to have my michelle because she knows all about why thank you Is there some music I can play no come here mule you shit on my lap. Oh, don't distract the show. Okay. Go ahead my michelle So, um, I would say definitely start with fingers first and lube is your friend and specifically silicon lube You don't want to explain what pegging is oh pegging is where Someone male or female uses a strap on to fuck someone else in the ass Ever understood like a pirate peg leggers strap on sex.
Yeah, it's just strap on sex basically But I think it's I wouldn't say like pegging is commonly referred to as a somebody pegging a male You don't usually say that with a woman. You're just fucking her in there. Yeah. Yeah, it's specifically for you know, male bottoms and female tops.
Yes Okay, I always like watching it. I've never really been a participant at all. So go ahead. Yeah, I would definitely you know use shit on a lube Um start with your fingers first and you know get them excited do some prostate play, you know circle circle.
Come here. Come here. You know Why are you looking at me? Fuck away from me with them fucking fingers bitch And and then um, I would start like if they've never been pegged before This is like kind of like where my my status part kind of like overruns my sweet part because the sweet part is saying you know Get a little toy something small and like gradually, you know anal train them to where they can take something bigger Um say this part of me is like fuck you.
I didn't get anal training Little tip for tat. Yeah, that is not love by the way It's definitely not love so, you know, I understand this week's eight is so I have two parts of me, but you know if you want to do it ethically Okay, you know, and we train them god. I guess so Yeah, so, you know, you when you start with the fingers you start to stretch them You do the 12 o'clock pull up three o'clock pull over six o'clock down done Just keep doing that until you can get more fingers in possibly past your knuckles And then if they're like stretched out that much then you can probably put a toy in there But um, I would use condoms on all my toys just because you know, I don't have a cock for every boy And that's a lot of money unless they have their own cock. That's always helpful.
I know when they bring their own. I know right so much easier Oh my oh my god. That's right And then you know just make sure and use this the silicon loop because it does um glide a lot better than the water base because the water base will just The body will just you know suck it up and you want to make sure everything's nice and smooth And just kind of go slow a little bit once you get past that Think there Yeah, pass that then you know, you're fine. Yeah, now I I haven't attended a class on this But I did watch a pretty prominent femdom here at the club once doing a little demo in the jail cell over here And um one thing that she said that it had never occurred to me at the time was How patient you have to be you do and how how prepared you have to be for the fact that it might not happen at night because And that was actually the first time I'd ever heard the term anal training Yeah, because you everybody reacts differently everybody has a different Sensitivity and they might not be able to take enough or they can take more so you have to be patient It's not I mean, yeah, I know you talk about your side aside and just ramming it in that you that's cool for a fantasy But that is more fantasy fetish fantasy bullshit, you know, but um real life you do have to go to go slow You do have to kind of like watch their body language check in with them And then you know if you can only get so far you can only get so far Yes, sir.
I have a quick why I have a fucking question I'm just saying this for the benefit because I mean a lot of this is anal training is the same for guys as it is for girls Thing that you can harm them. Um, one of the big differences is is you don't have a physiological attachment to your cock Right, so you don't have feeling to where you can know if you're going too hard if they're gripping in pain If they're you know, you're not getting a big read on a sex toy Which I do with the girls all the time when they're using dildo's or toys or double-ended dilders things like that So it's kind of I'd like you to talk about how do you gauge? Without having a physical connection. Am I going too deep?
Am I causing damage? Am I you know? Oh, you're just you know watching body language really? I mean, it's You know, are they are they like oh?
Stiffing writing it out or they're like And you know, but I have to say that I have in particular men generally speaking will have a hard time admitting when they can't take it or they're in Some kind of crisis. I've noticed that men that I've talked it doesn't matter what I'm doing They feel like just you want them to hold it and take it and just and that is actually not what I'm looking for And that's a lutely not what you want when you're testing the waters to see how much they can take Analie after you know, you're gonna get in that hand that maybe maybe they're just kind of trying to gum through Just like a Las Vegas fucking mirage fountain with fire and blood shooting out. I think he's had enough And you know, unfortunately, I've seen some boys who actually will do pegging who don't enjoy it Just because they want to please the person that they're playing with and that's you can please somebody and still communicate You can please someone and say you know, I want to take this for you. Yeah, it might take a few sessions Let me tell you what's working and what's not working.
It's a you know, it's a lot of checking in a lot of checking in for sure But and then you know, just ask them, you know, do you think you need more lube? Yes, okay pull out a little bit squirty squirty If you can always use more lube again. Yeah. Yeah, what's wrong you huh?
What? Oh, she bending over your lap. Oh, she wants a little spanky. Oh, she wants to make you think you want a little spanky Well, that is at the end of our topic.
I'm like, oh, no, but you know in the same thing with fisting too It's all about going slow and a lot of communication Yeah, and it might seem this is why I think that men have a lot of problem in bottoming to women because it seems counterintuitive to tell your top Whoa slow down you're going too fast. You know, and it kills the fantasy slow down. Yeah, you're moving too fast You're going to stretch my fucking ass just kicking down you some lube feeling fun and fucking Every single song I like Pagging right on cue You have just you ruin that song hello ass fuck. What's you know when you know what helps too is to let them let them masturbate while they're doing it So yeah, let them do that some women, you know, no, don't touch yourself, but you know, come on.
You have to like be turned on Yeah, yeah, you have to be turned on to be able to afford to be dance But you know what that's true of any relation doesn't matter who's stopping who's bottoming and what you're doing It does encounter to it as a bottom to tell your top what could you think you're telling them what to do? And actually you're not bottoming or topping from the bottom at all it's communication Which is I know it's just absolutely paramount if you're going to have any kind of positive relationship It doesn't matter if that person is just somebody that you bottom to have Saturday nights, right? You still need to have a healthy positive relationship where you're communicating about this hurt that that was good That was bad and then always afterwards, you know saying hey, you know, okay, so what did you like and this is how I do it pretty much all my Things though, you know, what did you like? What did you like?
What did you like that I did? What is you know, was there something that I could have changed, you know, it's so interesting Cool Stop it. You're ruining it I love that song. I want that now and that is our show Thank you, Threshold for providing this for ready playground for us recorded if you're in the Los Angeles, just randomly It is a threshold auto for you to be family.
Thank you to everyone in the live live tonight to my Michelle and pop you're on Tylongering everybody in the chat room With that To me for showing us our butthole I got to think that If you have questions comments or ideas, please email us at pervertedpodcast at gmail.com and visit pervertedpodcast.com And if you listen to a show on SoundCloud press that little love button on the top so we have something to masturbate to at night That's right. So next week we got show one 12 coming up That's gonna be a humdinger of a show taking you out with this song now This is actually a very special song I actually this is one of the two songs that helped me to not kill myself while I was living in My band a long long time ago, and it's a very pretty song. It's called two-string song and we will see you guys next week for sure We will see you next week for sure Grandpa wore a colostomy bag when he went out to ride the range a cowboy with no colon I guess that seems kind of strange, but he'd say I've been hurtin cattle my whole life and I'm hanging about to change Miss out will make smell like crap, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna dive old age And the fish just keep on swimming and the clouds keep rolling by And the fools who think they're better waste their time by asking why but the universe owes us nothing and there's no one there to blame The cards were dealt with the ones we play because life is just a game Jefferson was an ugly man, ugliest man alive It hurt when folks made fun of him and he tried hard not to cry So he found himself a pretty blind girl to marry and she arranged a heag rolled She says he's got a charm so bright it gives sight to her So And the fish just keep on swimming and the clouds keep rolling by And the fools who think they're better waste their time by asking why but the universe owes us nothing and there's no one there to blame The cards were dealt with the ones we play because life is just a game Lucy was a poor girl dirty face and shabby clothes Her father died from drinking and her mama was a whore But she knew she was a princess and not that alone helped her survive Because even Cinderella had to go through hell before her prince arrived And the fish just keep on swimming and the clouds keep rolling by And the fools who think they're better waste their time by asking why but the universe owes us nothing and there's no one there to blame The cards were dealt with the ones we play because life's a fucking game