111: The Jury, or That Slobbery, Stupid Baby

Order in the courtroom! It's time for what was intended to be a sort of "12 Angry Men" kind of a deal, but kind of went another way. Longtime listeners of our show will be shocked by that fact, but hopefully you'll recover in time for this very fun episode. Everyone on the jury hates babies, one of them has a fighting maneuver he calls "underwear pie" which he learned from his gopher. But they can't agree on a verdict. And then...I mean...something happens. They end up in the forest with a son dying of exposure, and his dad has been hiding a locomotive he brought camping with him. It all makes more sense in context. Sadly, you won't have any context, so it won't make sense. If you've enjoyed our absurd time together, why not leave us a glowing review, in which you mention what pretzeling has done to your size? No reason.