creepy are you crinkling your fucking pop tarts package just listen to that listen to ASMR that's yeah why are you smacking pop tart mouth and cat easier come from listening to the south people come from the south of pop tarts I don't know what you fucking said what the fuck did you just say ASMR audio sensory meridian response I think is what it's called if I'm incorrect I'll be correct so if you crinkle pop tarts yeah like there's chicks on the internet to do this shit they like there's a chick with big tits and like big doe eyes and I guess she crinkles pop tarts wrinkles pop tarts and people come I guess I enjoy it and a lot of it was something new and creepy is here well thank you god damn it I do not know I I would go buy eight thousand boxes of fucking pop tarts if I thought it made fucking chicks come god damn it are you guys ready to show show the following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised and if you don't like it please go fuck yourself one two three four do you feel your sex life is quite lame murder my dad your desires might be straight I've heard it by gas and join the kick well to play by yeah hello welcome to pervert podcast to show where we explore the adventures of the kitty lifestyle sex and perversion according live from the threshold of lab in North Hollywood California front of our perverted studio audience I'm Kathy I'm dr. B I'm dr. B that's so cool I was like I'm setting on cow boogie and this is show 100 and doze wait don't say don't say don't say don't say no yep under 12 fucking whatever yes you got right notice that my bilingual abilities are lacking today but it is an exceptional show we just we survived carnal carnival yes we did carnal carnival was amazing and wait I'm trying to read the thing I blind I'm like am I supposed because we're doing the thing where we break potato mayhem like you set up into a few things I'm like is this the time right I told you I would print out a large text thing for you I just want that like big magnifying fish thing you had in the library no just attach that to my head and just walk around and just like this giant mr. Magoo go over joining nobody knows mr.
Magoo in the love lab who knows mr. Magoo oh my god so what is zombies in the love lab oh did you know that somebody in this love lab is a PP zombie and he kept it who is it our co-host dr. B I know you're a PB zombie yeah I didn't even know you'd listen to the show closet zombie is what he was like a trumpet from the rooftops or anything because he's a little ashamed really I think I think that's why most of our listeners don't go forward it's right some are really enthusiastic but they're like us they have no pride or shame you are you're always telling me that we don't have a lot of local fans at all of our fans changing yes but how many people are there how many zombies are lurking in the middle of this is starting to get creepy so it's like a really infected with the zombies are pretty much Hollywood they smell like urine you're in zombies which leads to my next line I don't play with urine so women that's that's my new that's my new line don't play with urine so just in the shower no that means I don't play with people in relationships where the guy has sufficiently pissed all over his girl and kid you know you're in the dungeon and it's like I do it to you all the time guys are like all hey what's up little sled you were bad baby bad night after walk up next and I go and pee all over my girl I do with bunny to sometimes from across the room I'm all hey are we gonna play in a few minutes stop it so I don't play with urine soaked women you know because that's just then I got to play with the dude so that I mean I'm not from zombies to that I don't know because there's an infection which reminds me you're completely ignoring the fact that they could be urine soaked by other women you open up the door for that what another was there urine soaked by other women not by a dude okay talking to the mites I told this to him Saturday night when we had this discussion about urine soaked women and I told him what if there's another girl that is soaking the girl do you remember this no I don't remember this just like four days ago you expect me to remember this saucy Jesus Christ no I don't like I don't really like playing with anyone in serious relationships now then if the females involved in them then that's just a casual urine so it's a casual urine so it's a casual urine so it's a serious relationship that dude piss fucking when they you know they pissed on their shake you're just like and then they're like well you have to talk to my dominant to play and then you're there like look down on you like you're the fucking horny teenager and they're like well I'll let you touch my girl but let me piss a little on her first to make sure that the scent is really good in your nose while you're playing with her and I'm just like yeah not into it Billy is not like that I like to a relationship anarchist I am totally a relationship you will play in any you will play in piss shit you don't care man you want that I will say this anybody who's too much in a in a dynamic of some sort where there is like somebody else involved in our relationship I'm totally not interested yeah see what doctor B doctor B is an anarchist not like you you got rules upon rules upon rules that are my rules so that's anarchy I will talk about the coordinators challenge I got younger you're looking you're looking well today he's not looking well at all he's broken look at him he's bleeding well I mean other than the giant fucking gouge on this front of your face you're looking well let's call my mouth and technically I can't see his face because the the electronic drum symbol is that oh yeah that's right you are fucked up it's horrible why thank you boogie I appreciate so under how did other well first describe this wonderful injury upon the bridge of your nose start with that so so dungeon furniture can be unwieldy at times unwieldy indeed and to set up a carnal carnal we need to move a lot of our furniture outside into a storage area so that it's out of the way sure and one of them wasn't happy with being moved the way I was moving it and so it kind of folded back on itself and I got caught right between two nice four by fours right that was that that brown st. Andrews so right in the X portion but it was the back part oh that we're coming around where it comes to that yeah that like right in the middle of that literally that part folded back like a chick sticking her fucking legs over your face that's actually how I got the cut on the side of my face too because it actually came and hit me straight out in the middle of that piece I'm gonna try to go down on a St.
Andrews cross it didn't work out for a threshold is very dangerous I we bought them to threshold I know I enjoy myself at every event I think this is the worst we've had for that was yeah but that wasn't bad enough you let people put a pie that's why because you didn't always thrown the edge of the pie ten caught me right there oh so some of the pies were little red so oh that's awesome that is so awesome blood cream pies that is I don't have a problem with this concept that is awesome so you took pies in the face digit I lost track there weren't as many as I'd hoped wasn't there one less pie because a certain perverted podcast listener that comes into the studio Steve just lurched it past you out of everyone that three pies still paid for and through the pie I just wasn't sure what he was aiming at the first one he just threw it like like they didn't even play wasn't even like a rim shot it didn't bounce off the rim it just literally hit the ground but I taunted him some because you know what you're gonna serve so we got another one and it be straight straight that's just awesome but but I think that was the only miss of the day but other than that it was actually a pretty good day other than the injury to the face and the yeah I think I lots of people came in I think I took the brunt of the bad stuff for the day yes it did it was there's tons of people the vendors did great all the dildo bowling Hollywood daddy was wearing a strap on for the strap with clown face great which was great I went out to dinner at the worst and there he was at Bob's big boy in his clown makeup freaking people out I had to wear that dildo while he watched don't go getting pied and someone shows that moment to dick punch the guy wearing the strap and you know what it kind of hurt even though it was just a rubber even though it wasn't your penis why that event made no money you had two guys wearing strap on this is supposed to be women wearing strap on I got a real long and so did he lines of women that I think we're really into that you pissed off and wanted to punch a guy that the Uber had guys all of a sudden doing strap on stuff I suppose that would build which we've never had before was a new thing and let me just add that our own dr. B yes you do photography the party that which was also a few mungus yeah yeah lots of pictures all of the movies I think I saw like one booby lots of butts in one penis oh fair enough sounds like a mix you're like a Renaissance man you do photography writing you do it's funny I was actually hot for you by the way Kathy's hot she wants your fucking dr. B. Wien yeah she does crawl on her hands and knees to you he's a tamedical plane I'm like no no yes I've seen your lab cos I'm safe my fat life named yeah that's true my fat life name experimental kind of sums it up actually because it's not that I want to do a bunch of medical play and draw blood and stuff it's just that I've always like experimenting on people so it just kind of fit well with the theme which is why I got the lab coat to kind of help if somebody want to have a fantasy about that it's not my thing at all it was just for atmosphere like typical middle-aged guy hey dude if it works out there want me to wear fucking two to the fucking get your pants off man I'm game but I have no pride my pride left it 23 bro that's why the older guys get the chicks because we're like fuck it yeah fuck it you want to pay my don't else fuck it you want to wear a dildo on my fucking head while you sit on my face whatever are you gonna tell us why you were feeling the burn oh my god this is gonna be good everyone just calmed down cuz I just did it burn when you urinate this is gonna know it's not chlamydia or something did you and I heard burn down yes I'm gonna I fucked and now we have chlamydia and feel the burn awesome I like on guy sex but the thought of act well that's like ogre and and blah blah I'm like blah blah that would be like the least watched porn that would be like worse than two girls in a cop that would be just like literally people would be like that would be like the college prank to just see people's reactions ouch yes why did it get so quiet and everyone's like ah yeah I feel like no this was even better so I'm talking to this young little thing online and really really cool woman you know we're having good conversation I'm giving all my philosophies you know we're talking about stuff and and it's really you know it's a good conversation I play workout I don't know what I will find out but um but so we're moving along in the air conditioning that I have in here prior to Tom lovingly putting a vent in here which now makes it a little bit cooler in the left my little pipe through the roof air conditioner it makes a lot of noise so when I talk to people and I really want to hear what they have to say and interact I have to turn it off and if it's a hot day it gets really warm after about an hour so I I tell this girl who I barely know like I don't really know this girl at all and we've had a couple conversations I really like talking you know cuz whatever and so we're talking I say hey you know what I gotta let you go we've been talking for an hour and I don't have the air on so I can hear you and it's fucking it's burning hot in here it's just like fucking hell in here so I gotta go and without missing a beach he goes oh it'll burn the fat right off you no no she's saying melt melt or burn what she said oh my god right off you just curl up in the fetal position and cry yourself to sleep I was like I was so excited by the brutal vicious like I don't know I'm fucking fat that shit's fucking funny because I said what and she instantly went oh no back pedal that's just like I'm in this great conversation he's a fat piece of shit and you know but no she's like oh my god I'm used to talking to my friends or I can be really blunt and honest with it so I said you know what I got to give you the point it was a it was that was a pretty amazing melt the fat right off yeah piece of mind please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted us permission to do so and this week we have a post from Neil in a haystack it's called BDSM is based on trust Colin bullshit this is our dr.
B no straight base she says you trust your play partner to entend you but not enough to tell them where you live to tell them your real name you trust each other but personal details waving hello in public or calling without texting to make sure it's okay is a no no stop I don't want to hear that anymore in one breath I hear that trust is paramount in healthy BDSM but the next sentence is a warning that people should guard their information closely for beer fear of being outed if you worry that a partner might blackmail or out you then why the hell are you playing with them anyway that's my romantic it was a little bit long ago it's here's it okay you guys want to go first because I you know I have the correct answer of course but you guys go ahead and go first I'm gonna let you talk but okay no no go ahead like we have a lot of people just jumping in what what is what is my real name have to do with fucking spanking your ass well here's the thing we're talking about trust now okay I'm gonna jump in early and then we can start going in because I'm a dick so this is a point of view from a specific point of view because that means this is where I know that shut up it's it's moving in one direction in the case of something like you're going to meet a stranger see we all have this lifestyle here so we have a dungeon so we have different points of view about playing with people are you talking about public play are you talking about playing a public dungeon are you talking about meeting people at a creepy hotel that you've never met before in your life there are different points of view about trust because trust is obviously not just one little block of thing it's thing that goes in varying degrees there's a spectrum to trust or whatever so if it's the point of you that I'm meeting somebody who I don't know and they won't give me their name or tell me anything about them or give me a license or a place that I can make a safe call or meet me at the police station or whatever you have to do to feel comfortable before you let said stranger tie you up in a hotel room then absolutely you shouldn't fucking trust someone like that but if you're going to be in a dungeon where you know if there's gonna be dungeon monitors and people around then absolutely you don't need to have information to trust somebody right Dr. Do's yeah it was just a little too black and white for me like she clearly she clearly has like zero risk management skills so it's like you know I'm gonna give you an example my one of my partners that I've been with for almost three years I had keys to their place before I had before I knew their real name so yeah there's trust in their stress because there's what it go by in the scene and that's not and I'm like that's good enough for me I don't care you know it's like yeah but but you just have levels for you know how much trust do I need to have like you said at a public dungeon you can kind of let things go or you know what she mentioned SDI tests and I'm like you need STI test you know what barriers are you know yeah well I mean once again this is all comes at varying levels if this is what she I mean it was her post I'm not just defending you know her to defend her but it's her post so this is her point of view and her rant about where she stands and she's self-avicating for herself now then if we're interpreting this as her saying this for everybody then obviously that's pretty near-minded so this may work for her but there are a lot of people out there that have varying levels of trust I mean shit how many of us get in our car every day and drive down the road and completely trust the person on the other side of a painted line to not fucking fear my lane and kill me so there's people we trust with our lives every day that we don't know anything about we go to a doctor and we're sick and they shove a needle in us and we we got to trust that hopefully it's gonna make us feel better and not give us some infection that kills us so there's a lot of different levels of trust with people but you got to do what's comfortable for you if this is her point of view and she needs a name and a license and a trip to the police and STI checks and all of those things to make her comfortable then that's herself advocating for herself well clearly she's talking about a level I'm assuming she's talking about a level of play that I wouldn't get to somebody for like six months you know I mean I yeah and I mean I remember first coming to the club and playing for a while and the odd thought hit me that I'm getting naked in front of these people and I don't know what the last names are I know nothing about them and yet I would go to dinner with my family and they know so much about them but I'm never gonna let them see me naked and I always thought that is just so counterintuitive to get into a vulnerable place with someone I don't even really know that well but within the confines of this club that I trust you're right boogie it makes a difference that there's a DM there that my friend is right outside the room that I know that there's a club safe word however if I'm gonna be meeting somebody outside of the club which I don't but it let's just say I did oh you better fucking believe I want to see a picture of your driver's license I want to know where you live I want to know everything so yeah you don't know where she's coming from but I do think it's if you're in a community that you trust and you have a club like threshold around I don't think there's that much need for that much safety you know not to get totally politically correct but that's true I did not think of the privilege we have to have yeah because I mean a lot most of our listeners are in places where you're going to be meeting somebody on a blind date yeah you know there there is no community there's no much there's no so this that's where I came from that point of view to where this rant is absolutely critical and then once again but even in the case where there's no community there are people risk aware consensual king may not be the wisest that like the thrill of meeting strangers and like the thrill of not using condoms when they have sex with people and taking that risk for themselves and hoping it works out for the best so I mean everyone has to kind of do what makes them the most comfortable for themselves hopefully we educate people here on pervert podcast and in the community classes and dungeons stuff like that to hey advocate for yourself do whatever you need to take care of yourself have a safe call those types of things I think for me where I went off the rails with her title there is no trust you know I mean you know it's like it was a blanket statement sure sure sure and it's pretty strict a lot of what you guys said I would get an excellent point I come from the perspective of here and coming to threshold in places like threshold and knowing that there's an open door policy or there's no play with the door closed there are DMS there are rules especially the first time I play with someone why would I share a bunch of information that's not necessary to share I said what you said it's not to be I agree with it's kind of an earned thing over time and there's a lot of people not a lot but some people you play with you decide you don't want to play with them again advice versus like a Western connection why would I want all that personal information that was not necessary well that's very unique to BDSM kink and pick up play right and we're almost all exclusively in here pick up players right where we do that where other people that they're only going to play with somebody if they're hoping to build something I see so it's kind of it is a different point of view and from the pick up player perspective something you have said in the past the threshold orientations which really sticks with me is today's pet life friend or seen friend is tomorrow's pet life enemy absolutely and the consequences of that once someone knows your deal like if you're going through a divorce and there's a child custody thing and now they've got your stuff and your social media and blah blah blah so it's earned I like what you said that it's an overtime thing yeah but I don't want to I mean this this is great because now we're getting all the different points of views that's what I was hoping this conversation would lead to for the record I'm not I am a pick up player but I'm like I just run my stuff backwards I like I will play before I have a relationship but I do have people that I'm in a relationship with and I play with a lot sure sure it's good that was good let's check in with the hunger because I believe he asked the chat room a question wait wait wait oh god we're just a little bit of a fight so heavy metal does that make anyone go he's just don't need to look at you to know what's going on Wow I was a very aware of everything around me quite bristly under yes is there a question for the chat room we did have a question this evening the question that we put sent out to the chat room was what have you done with someone else's blood the caveat is it was a live person so yeah and you put that out already yeah much earlier much earlier did you get any responses I know you're just blood or demon psychopath yeah so everything before you give your list give the tamer list some of the easier ones actually Victoria had one with a past out of it of course passed out of the sides of our past out of the site that's right before yes okay zero those cleaned it up he's a corner yeah has let people drink their has let people drink hers and she's drink theirs okay it's like a shot glass usually it's not done like that yeah he would know usually it's quite different it's very different that way if you want to let him alone you really want to let it sit for a bit like the fire gin rest maybe it doesn't breathe as well as a Chilean Merlot but no but we're just as a cement cocktail how does this even got a blood semen cocktail oh it's disgusting you guys we can make it worse Kathy oh no no no I've got a lot of things we can put into that cocktail a lot of shot please don't put anything in like a layered shot yeah yeah yeah stop it don't encourage you any other great things that have been done with blood now that we've gotten rid of have our let's slave well what slaves for a fire fire EMT demonstration is pumped in blood into someone else as like a transfusion so that's cool risk aware consensual kick I'm a key that can is also finger painted with someone else's blood apparently that is amazingly fun just fine that is amazing my list is pretty much that drink other people's blood had them drink my other people blood had to meet my finger painted on down finger painting myself with someone else's blood haven't you let it on fire just to see what it's like I have I've like you did it to have you it can you'll faster well I would like it like fucking the thing yeah like the 1982 thing yes and it jumps out of the thing and I'm going to be in start coming out of the neck you know give me a way for that guy you were being old again yes nobody gets and they make a new version of the thing in 2012 they did but then we're talking about that one no wasn't nearly good that one they looked for fillings wasn't that a prequel okay let it know nobody knows what you're talking about well the thing it took over bodies and like the Antarctica and shit like that and the only way you could tell if it was a human in the second one was you open their mouth and you looked if they had fillings because the thing couldn't replicate metal dog yeah I've been school I've never even seen it I just read just watch the preview and read the synopsis like a fucking dipshit off the rails like this was there anything else that was interesting that's all related to the that's it that's all related to blood what what's up oh X-cordor X-cord now Carlos we also talk about Carlos he doesn't listen to show he just goes the chatter because he's lonely pretty much pretty much him and his birders walking just like the other he's ever done his wife someone else's blood off his shoes he just threw that in there you know I think this is IRC doesn't we're back in IRC you know what you have to tell Carlos that now he's listening to the show because we talk shit about him all the time I told him and he still refused I come to the show and he refuses because he's got to go home and watch survivor Jesus Christ survive reruns of survivor what about you buddy what me all the same things you know E-blood I'm not a huge blood person but I became a blood person based on the connection and the intimacy that happens during blood play so I'm the type of person that I can be in it I can be a first responder and see blood and guts and shit like that but I can't think about blood so I can't reflect with you after the scene even though I was the one doing it I can't talk about your blood placing with the otherwise my veins go to crystal and I'm like a good but I love it painting putting it on faces I love making like kabuki mask isn't on face you know what it sounds really good on paper but when I actually see it I have this really visceral reaction like oh my god I need to fix it or run away or something you know it's a fight or flight that's the best they're bleeding that's right part of it this is my clothing is I'm getting over that or no yeah I don't doubt that at some point I probably will just puke it out a few times just fucking her all right on the open wound blah square and then and then you'll be better nobody that was too much is that the bar that's it you cross the line that was it finally after 112 episodes that was the one that's it all right the fucking come bloodshot that that was fucking just fucking nifty right I just successfully got in my head with a pusser urine I can't I just can't just get your mind down you broke me is what it is I perverted mailbox we have what man here look I got you a girl girl porn whoa you know what I got my own girl girl porn happening you know like this one it says it's girlfriend's films I love you mommy okay that creepy it's all you're far do you know what creepy is being very on social he's sitting here in the audience but he's got his laptop out and he's in the chat room he's in the chat room he's in the weirdest fucking thing ever he's behind you he goes to game are you saying Kathy that you're just upset that he's no longer like shawking in your ear being creepy look at that now that's the creepy that's the creepy he's now muzzling her neck he's now rubbing her she's now he's now draped over is this is this better Kathy is this the creepy that you know and love oh you smell your hair oh that's so good he feels so warm it's now he's just now he's napping on you this is why you're the one that said you were now thank you very much creepy thank you for giving us I want to thank you guys I want to thank you right now for giving me the corner seat next time the guest was in here no no no that's actually really wrote to us okay and she says I'm an Australian psych student currently going through my second year of university I am so thankful to get other people's perspective on things and I always love when you describe how polyamory relationships work for you all I hope to be able to use this knowledge to empathize with my future polyamorous clients is that the coolest thing ever she also says I would like to face a super big thank you because ever since I went on birth control for my acne my sex drive has been at an all-time low this has never happened before as I'm usually an extremely sexual person but since I started listening to your podcast I feel it coming back and I didn't even have to go off birth control you guys are fucking awesome keep doing what you're doing that's because of me no I am you can take any antidepressant medication birth control whatever but you get a whiff of the audio tones of cow boogie have you you're an eating on with I was silent I'm being hot and I bring back the sex drive that's that's just it I just bring that I think you is what he does it not you certainly not me know it's me it's me and I just want that listener to know hey baby I'm really glad that I can help you I can help you bring it back and and and you just need to just kind of lay down and just feel me feel my voice just in rapture it's just going down you're gonna be able to see all the listeners just take a finger just my voice just the sounds of my voice just create like a little vine and pull down your plans just all the way to Australia it's a long fucking vine it's a really just long international just TSA search and what back up to the speaker I totally just like confused myself and I'm like what was I talking about this is awful I think I was a fine that was a great email I'm glad I the fact that people because we do we've done panels and stuff for you and I've done panels for those are awesome panels like for therapists oh that wasn't amazing I know for there yes that's a different panel but no it's it's awesome I mean we've done college panels and you talk to the students and stuff like that but it really is exciting when you have therapists that are now finally after so many years reaching out to people who are lifestyle BDSM kinky people to get that information of how to deal with their clients which really is very it's still rare even in that room we had like 30 something therapists from this big group come and even out of that like 30 people that came 25 of them were like oh my gosh they had all these questions and the questions are all just amazing like holy shit you better be on your game because you got to think but then even out of that group that came here like five of them were like totally judgy totally like yeah well this is a sickness is a little bit of a shock off the DSM yeah yeah the DSM six gonna come out and then we're gonna let you guys know yes I got a question though okay as you know recently I just went to a doctor where thinking about taking a third person and wanted to get some STD information testing information and the doctor literally thought it was crazy that I was willing to share my husband with somebody else literally thought it was crazy handed me a pamphlet so goodbye yeah like how do we get these medical doctors on board with the therapist who seem to be coming more in line we talked about this actually last week and it's a long process but it comes down to those of us that are out mu and I we had this experience with the anal with the anal pill the amazing anal pill experience you have to talk to your doctors if you have the ability if it's not like the family doctor that sees everyone in the family and you don't feel comfortable sharing about your king the more that we speak to our physicians and therapists and people in those positions the more they're going to be educated because if nobody says anything then they're just gonna even though their doctors they don't cover this that well in med school they may brush over it say yeah there's some people you may get some of this but I mean it's really just it's not addressed and it's our job for people that are out and have that ability to have that conversation with our doctors and physicians and therapists that until we do they're not gonna know so that's the only thing I can think of unless you know we pin everyone down and make them watch more videos and listen to pervert podcast which would be amazing with with the toothpicks and the eyelids and take away their protein oh that's right I was putting a vine of my voice and I was lifting her panties from Australia I was so hot she's gonna be a therapist probably yeah that's not you get on the couch yeah I have some things I want to talk about not my mom that's creepy what were we talking about I did your mom is creepy oh wait are we potato mayhem are we coming to our back to potato mayhem wait I was a chat we did it yeah creepy creepy we did it yeah creepy one yeah we're there creepy is just pointing to shit like the little father I was on I'm just telling you I was in order finally you guys are like so freaked out that I was in order that obviously you're like wait a minute this is all wrong creepy let him know I'm not saying anything yeah it's creepy with his weird it's a it's a it's creepy what is going on with that beardie yours it's just growing up creepy is looking just like a very young Santa it's very dusted cookie dust or cookie dust no I actually kind of like that that's a very so we have now you're starting to freak out I was like Stockholm syndrome is this really is this really is this really Kathy's like all bratty and there's a secret part of her that's getting wet secret you know I have this duality she's just like I hate it so we got a couple a couple new listeners with us tonight we got the cat daddy and saucy who've been here in chat a little bit and we got first welcome welcome our fans coming down now you guys zombies if you listen to a lot of shows you just like to you're a zit okay so that means you're a 50 you're 60 so you are a P.P. zombie okay so well welcome well what was really cool is creepy I'm gonna need you to move your laptop and you I'm gonna need you to put down the microphone and you've already gotten out so cat makes paddles and has been playing with laser and what is it like second Lexicon just get on Lexan I always forget that so now you just it's plastic it's plastic it's a fancy plastic so you actually made us a P.P. paddle please pass that around let's show everyone the P.P.
paddle so it has the P.P. but the P.P. has been lasered out so that the two P's are raised that are very raised but it's not cut out like some are they're actually raised they're actually beating each other with it thanks it's just been given it has been given because before you got it I would see so it looks really cool so now mark get on the get on the table there actually tap that mark meet me and mark whatever you are okay good get on the table put your ass right under that put your head no no head or creepy okay that's that was probably a mistake okay so now what's gonna happen is we're gonna attempt to see over the next 10 minutes if we can raise the P.P. on her on her or you actually I'm gonna need you to turn around the other way so I can get I really I really don't want to sit in creepy's back back back back we can't really tell her a few firecracker I don't know I know what the lighter we still can't hear you that well but you can't yeah but it's not really low all right tell me to tell you last time okay yeah yeah it's creepy tickling alright so now okay that's this so you should totally ask me for you exactly all right now here's here's a little fun fact for those of you that are big into marks or want to get marks or want to give someone marks for many people if you do a lot of warm up and you do a lot of play to build up to your heavy play to where you're gonna try to get marks you're gonna have a harder time actually getting marks because the skin is now used to it the muscles everything's kind of working together and you'll actually get far less marks if you do that warm up on some people some people mark no matter what they'll just mark the hell out of it no matter breathe on them that mark but people like new bunny if you do a lot of warm up on them they won't get marks so you kind of have to be a dick if you want the mark and not do any warm up which is right up your alley so which use a masochist so I kind of prep her no warm up whatever so I'm gonna try to lay this right on her ass I have to stand at this end the mic is in the way no I know I had to move over okay so I'm gonna try both cheeks and then we'll see are you ready for this okay don't be ready here we go and oh Jesus Christ I think you've got side but I got side yeah it's her ass is fault okay so we're gonna try it on the other side I'm gonna come right down here yeah not dickish to warm up it's actually good to do that's totally okay I think I'm gonna battle well then it's a pro kid I can't believe you broke that right off and I even have a loose hand with it's the test well we're beta testing according to the saucy okay wow oh the can I broke a can under well okay oh can't daddy we're really sorry hey it happens yeah it's pretty thick but you know what a paddle even in the plastic there could be just a bubble or a thin line or something like that but god damn we broke a battle and now if you look down you can see there's definitely a P on that one and there's definitely a P on that one so that's your dinner thank you new and we're sorry cat daddy but okay there's plenty more wow I really did not think that was gonna happen it's so thick I don't know what to say I'm speechless that is amazing don't do you broke my toy we just got a toy they made us a toy yeah I was looking forward to using that oh you're taking pictures they get a picture what the fuck is creepy stop it's on you yes definitely me pictures consent it's for science boogie let it go I just hovering overheard I'm like wait a minute the hell's going on don't you don't need to say okay so we'll give it about stay kind of there say kind of there just relax maybe go get a blanket on the go on the bid and then just kind of lay on your tummy don't sit on your don't sit on your butt and let it just kind of work its magic and see how it comes in wow I still shot it's a big paddle yeah it's just that well I mean it was a solid it was a solid wag but I wonder if those extra pieces flared out it distribute the below it yeah yeah oh those two pieces pinched it yeah that was the spot yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know dude that was a pretty red spot on that that was yeah wow no no I think that the thing because it has like two pieces but it has awesome well well well thank you the server making the battle but you know if it's gonna break at least you got to be a fan you join us and the need is things we find interesting this is what there's more what broke a battle well you know I wasn't tell you that we have that's is that a robot or something what okay no that's my thing I made that's it's the size but actually that's for the big you know the big Mexican cooking no when you're gonna cook like the big thing it's a molly's and they have that giant like barrel they sell the wooden paddles there they what is it let's do whatever they sell those and I made it into a paddle so yeah that would be the next one I was happy about battle I was gonna steal it with from you I mean it was awesome that it just broke right in her ass but that's the point of the beta path you want that's right it's in beta it's gonna be like happy want to it's gonna be like four inches thick be like a tree limb of plastic just literally they'll just be like broken bones oh my god that's that that well you probably wouldn't break the paddle you probably wouldn't break the panel so what else we got so we have a I wanted to surprise you we have a fan of perot podcast was gonna be visiting us in November okay and she said to tell you that she's from Scotland not Australia it's don't get it twisted oh yes so I'm warning you now don't creep her out and don't purr on her while she's here because she's bringing a friend and she's gonna have urine on her oh that is so I promised her why would you promise her that I'm not gonna purr on her that is not gonna happen I am going to purr I'm not gonna touch her I mean I'm gonna throw out my golden I have four months to lose weight huh no pepper all right me we're going back to the gym tomorrow we're going back I get hot it's going fans visit I like it she's planning the trip out here she wanted to do was come to the well did she say wait didn't she say something like like a flirt there was a flirt in there there was no flirting that you know I'm gonna come out and know I had to ask her she was the conversation was with me okay you need some like I had to ask her you need some bad 70s funk to lay in when it gets so what's going on you know so well that would be nice to see her see all of her was she getting naked okay this is what I'm talking about right here well I'm just saying it now so she's got a few months to prepare will you be doing some stuff maybe a little nakey maybe we'll have a new paddle can we thank Tom for the air conditioning in here so we got to get Tom a basket of blow jobs we keep promising him that well he's always in the parking light and he's always working so we got to get him cleaned up and get him inside well he's always working and then he goes into the parking lot he's not actually in basketball okay so here at their shoulder we have facilities Tom who's like our genius fix everything guy he does and he actually pirated some fucking air conditioning from threshold into here so we could have a little extra here divulging that we want people to know that we're pirating this where my no we're not we talked to hear that yes it is we talked to the board we've talked about it we said hey you know we promote fucking endless what you got the coordinator right here I'm just gonna say everything that Boogie does for this club I'm more than happy let him have one pipe of their one just what and it's not coming out very short nader is giving you this what did I not did I not do something no I talked it did I talk to me one afternoon before a show no no I've talked to others I've talked to other board members okay yeah yeah and they all love the show so yes we do so and this is our special outreach currently this is we are the only outreach right now for the rest of so I don't have a problem with it so yeah so maybe I messed up but whatever so now you know epic lead with the coordinator right here in the room so any time guys the fucking air it's a little bit every time he does something amazing we promise him a basketball jobs and but it doesn't come to party so he's that's all he said I said bro you gotta get cleaned up and come to the because he's always working because he's always fucking working and she smells like a fucking working dude and you can't get a basket of blow jobs with fucking fingerballs there are some you got a shower into that sort of that's a fit like finish smells like a working dude smells like a working dude really honest what yeah I don't know I'm gonna totally into it well then Tom's fucking you know he's gonna find that blowjob provider well because I'm just saying because he's in my network what the hell are vinegar balls he's in the roof you know he's on top of the roof in 115 degrees with a tar roof I mean I'm just gonna say he's probably not that fresh gotta get a fresh enough and then we gotta get some you know way to think Tom thank you yeah that not so fresh I'm trying look I'm actually put he come every four you know months when he actually does walk through the dungeon I'm like that's Tom he's awesome he does things he is the reason you have air conditioning he's a great guy everyone should you know should know and then he disappears back outside how can you get a guy basket of blowjobs if he's never I'm just saying Tom's got to work with us it's got to work with us all right I'm I have been I wanted to talk about something okay I have been bestowed with a title what from creative explorer you can be a title actually here but there are peas the one P came out show everyone else turn there there's definitely red and the people yeah creepy is wanting to get as close as he can to her but stop pissing on you all the piss I have all of it yeah it's no peace coming out both of them are coming out if we actually had a creepy do you want to touch her but I want to not touch you you know you sure you're pissing creepy off he's our tech I don't move away don't because he's gonna start crying he's gonna cry because that ass is so fucking awesome the next time you need tech support he's gonna remember this he's not gonna let him touch me was but with a finger and then but he'd have to smell it I didn't say finger but I just said I just said touch it the show I don't even know where we are anymore I don't even know whatever you got a title yes I have a title creative explorer gave me the title of content bitch do I even want to know I'm the kind of bitch when he ever he's fucking someone else he goes kind of bitch and I have to open the rapper but the condom on oh my god oh my god I know I'm so happy I love you have that title I love being a condom bitch you are the condom bitch that's fine I have bringing another partner into the into the plays a lot of so this has actually worked out okay it has yeah it never ends you're always gonna be figuring out new things and it's not exactly where I want it to be well so but it's fun along the way a little bit of good will and honestly goes a long way yes and I there is a lot of good willing honestly going on in that apartment so it's it's a lot of fun and I get to watch I get to get my boy or king gone and then I get to be a condom bitch I mean what more can a person ask really kind of creepy to go what oh who wants to come over what you have sex oh you want to come and watch maybe a kind of bitch I think anyone would want to see you up you don't mean that in a nice way I'm listening to you that is that what is anal con anal something concept oh that's right wait hang on something my water you know doctor be like what you know he's all about a what he was swallowing oh you're biagra forgot you know you him me no no not you and me we have to put that on the board for now one but you take your biagra what I mean there's no it's just it's marking I tonight so there's no like you know after orgy which I do miss those um you only have one girl tonight I feel so bad marks means a lot of time with us so we do we do a lot of love and tonight we're like hey let's you know let's we'll play a little bit and you know she's got a firecracker in so she's all you know I did you know we do our vocabulary every day and and if I get like over 60% of the words like I know what they are then that's anal that's the thing and I finally got 60% she read a passage that I actually understood most of the words and so I'm like hey you know anal she's all let's do it and then I had this crazy word joke in and I said I had this concept and I said what if I like warned you up and like maybe we used a butt plug and like kind of just stretched it out and just kind of gently just like gently you know kind of worked it you know to see if maybe we could we could you know make it last a little longer before it just bleeds oh and she just and it was amazing because she just stops and she looks at me she's like huh you're not just gonna rate my ass and tell there's fissures and then we fucking it's not like look it was amazing we were just like confused I'm like you know be gentle we can just try I don't you know like it she's like they're gonna be boring usually there's like kind of a rapey thing involved and it's like rur and she comes out so I just had this weird concept we're gonna have like nice anal well you know give it a try I never know yeah let us know next week oh it's ten minutes you just see her reach forward with a thumb and go and I'm like all right do you have paddle or something breaks oh no no at that point you just go you just go chemical play that's right oh I see hot on the vagina she actually loves that the join is and can I play it now yeah now yeah now you play it now yeah the join is and the name this is things we find interesting this is the random topic we are gonna talk about now it sounds like there should be flowers and rainbows oh you know you know you know what old times you know oh yes I have those up there bearing in the floor somewhere yeah where are they when you need them yeah okay so this is the time when we're gonna talk to dr.
B about this this wonderful party he's been having let's talk about anal fissures no we're gonna try not to have the next and and correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you approach the rental chair which is boogie oh yeah quite a quite a while ago how many months ago yeah and you said hey I want to I want to start a kinky kind of gaming party you got any open spaces don't even pretend you're not listening buddy well I figured out that my my if you had made a diagram of my geeky friends and my kinky friends and they're red and blue it would be this giant purple circle with a little rim of red and blue around the outside so yeah exactly so you wanted to have this I thought it was a great idea you're like we just combine kinky and gaming and I don't know that much about gaming in fact it's the one thing that creative explorer what threatens me with is to make me game because I hated that much well the funny thing is you guys actually kind of improved on the idea I had because we stole it yes well I mean that's not a book here's a he's all hey we had our perverted podcast party with like eight people showing up and I'm like well we want to try it because it looks first off let's backtrack okay fine that was the impetus to me you know saying hey let's do this because it's you know it was like the smack like hey a lot of people are into this and and we should do this so yes I you were the inspiration I stole your idea but we've been talking about fucking anger and I have been talking anger and I and other members have been talking about doing kinky gaming for literally years and years and years you know dungeons and dragons hunger for a long time you wanted to do like a dungeon I want to do a dungeon drags with a dungeon it makes kind of sense got a party where that works now so how did I I gotta think about how to do it going and do this like a half of it I can do that and I remember having to break it to dr. B that book he stole your idea I just do it for ours and see how it works out and he can still have his great deal and then you're like you just stole his idea I'm on no I just wanted to have stuff to go I told he didn't care he was so cool and so chill about it yeah I don't give it yeah there's another group that has a game party that other gaming party is what kind of got it in my head that you know it would make this even better because they do it in a dungeon with gaming but there's no play so right or they figure that's more newbie friendly yeah now now that's not really showing the morning to be showing equipment yeah yeah now let him play let him gaming in the main room and and playing in it and in it and people like that shit and the only problem is that you and I don't game and I think people can tell when they walk in the room that we're just these two old fat people walking around going we're just gonna be in the middle of the fat right off and so it was popular it started to slowly work its way up to more people and then we got too busy with shit in the board and everything and I and we approached book Dr. B and said hey how would you feel about taking over this party and hosting it and you have taken it and within what two months I hear it's even more people than yeah it's more people really I think last week is what that is amazing yes was it a lot of people yeah it was nearly 70 oh there you know one day night including volunteers yeah it was so so 63 65 is just about right fun fucking real on Wednesday night so this is the third the third Wednesday of every month yeah from eight to midnight here actually we expanded it to seven to nine although we need to shut the door at nine because then we don't have some you know it's kind of weird you just need to get a door person that wants to stay longer no I think I'm working on working on what he's doing yeah yeah yeah I'm getting a second one that'd be fun so now how does this apply yeah how does it play because you know we talk about stuff that I like talks about here and we have a lot of listeners I'll have a great if I was a fucking Los Angeles I'm sure I'd be able to go to that well I know now at least one other thing like this I just heard about it randomly oh there's games yeah there's game nights I mean a lot of people been doing game night shit it was 1970s we had game nights in the 50s game nights but I mean like specifically a dungeon with play and sure sure yeah I think this is definitely I think well what I'm saying is this is because a lot of people do it at munches they'll bring some games to munches that's pretty common actually to people do my group right now right at this very moment is doing our monthly geek munch on you're missing it to be here what's in your group Los Angeles geeky and kinky and you meet every every fourth Monday from 7 30 to whatever at a Denny's that's pulpit in Burbank I've been to this a few times and it's very strange you guys take the entire back area and it's just a bunch of people with games and it's some people so if you are in another area that doesn't have Los Angeles absolutely I mean find a restaurant where you can go or a coffee house where you can go and bring some games because it really does help people who maybe are little you know insecure a little frightened a little like hey what is this king it's anything that kind of I mean we started putting play-doh out at the threshold and people just respond to games and something that's familiar to them pull out a deck of uno cards against humanity something that you can do and incorporate that into your munch or your meeting well that was that this specific group when it started these munch is the the munch not obviously not the party started a year before I was even in the scene right and I went starting at number 13 and it's now on number 68 every month that's where I found home you know I mean like everybody says they find that spot in the community where it's like these are my people I like walked into that much every other munch I've been to it's like a bunch of people at a bar you know you don't necessarily know who's in the group and you know everybody's at not everybody and I'm just a little shier than that but sit me down at a game and I'm like oh game rules and oh you like to do dirty shit hey I like to do dirty sure so yeah have conversations and we've been I mean because we've been really pushing you know we have the instructions on how to start a munch and some people have been really checking out that and working with that but it really is something that that that our listeners that if you don't have a community where you're at go ahead and make a fat life post and you know find a coffee house that you can meet at or somewhere that you can meet bring some games down and this is a good way to maybe start your own munch well I've I've tried a few times to make it happen on the West side and it'll probably happen again at some point but a different part of LA for those not here and it usually start small you don't even need the best spot where you don't even need to ask permission is something that's like a communal area between restaurants like a food court right sure yourself down people can eat wherever they want you don't have to figure out how to split checks or do any of that stuff they'd show up eat food play games some people have their munch is at parks yep you know and they'll just do like a weeknights a park that that you can stay at you know in the little after dark you know depending on what time it is or the day or the weekend or whatever there's really opportunity I really just want because the gaming is it really works it's really Plato cards against humanity all of these games it really works at disarming people's fears about meeting other people it's a great conversation starter and by playing the game just like you said now you have kind of that open door so I'd really like to see some of our listeners that aren't in places that have big communities to really kind of use some of these tools that we've really found really work and try those yourself so I have a question why do you think there it seems like an odd thing to have a crossover I can understand why cosplay and the community has some crossover but why do you think gaming and king have such a strong cross-source I think I think it's like there's like a certain creativity to it I think it's sort of also outside the box thinking you know I mean now like there's a lot of gamers a lot of people that identify as geeks and it's way more mainstream but by that same token all of these people most of these games encourage you to think outside your normal thinking patterns is like how do I figure out how to beat these people do something different is pretty much the answer to just about every board game card game you'll run into is figure out how to succeed in a different way than everybody else because most of these games have a limited number of like certain cards or things so if everybody tries to do the same thing you'll all fail kind of equally it's the person that does something different that went so maybe this I'm drawing too far of a thing but it's kind of sounds cool shit with sexuality that you're not drawing the straight line you know it's like a little making out a little oral and we're banging away and we're done you know and I'm sleeping yeah so yeah yeah you're doing something completely different so or the fact that there's just a crossover of people that are sex and we're all nerds yeah you know you kind of have to be a nerd and nerds tend to be not always but a little I don't know a little more thinky people nerds tend to be more thinky and and the thinky people tend to be the ones that think about their sexuality and think about why you shouldn't I be able to explore with that feel good yeah let's give it a shot as I suppose to the night you know I think you thinky thinky people are more geeky so the reason that's just my bullshit I'm making up well and what you have it you you renamed it was with oh yeah the new name is nerd gasm nerd gasm it turns out is actually used quite a bit yeah in the local community and there's a Facebook page and I'm like well this is gonna be our future season to cis letter right here they can only challenge you if you're doing something that they're doing it they have a with a little asterisk in there somewhere and yeah something else now it's and start gasm nope it'll work out I'm gonna say something I have added since taking over two parties ago was something that the real the thing I wanted to do I wanted my own party and why I came to you to begin with was I wanted to combine kink and gaming I wanted to have oh yeah which we finally got to do this time which somebody brought I mean on a real basic level somebody brought Twister which you could play in whatever state of dress sure I did see a naked version on the twister that she like party started she like took her clothes off so so we also played a little game I made up called kinky telephone which I so pretty much you talk into the ear of the person close you whisper into the ear the person closer to you whatever comes out the other side yeah no so you have to whisper something that you either want to do so low want done to you or done to somebody else and if whatever comes out the other side is appealing to any of the people playing the game they race their hands and then you say yes or no and pick your participants oh my god that's so cool so what I wrote I just wanted to do that just because I've always thought that the best Dom for gamers is the is the game itself because wanting to win you'll dom yourself into doing something you wouldn't want to do but but the consent action is still going on there you know I mean if you push yourself that's you pushing yourself it cares but with a cool part the total side effect I wrote a I never write journal posts on that life and today I wrote one which was my accidental community service which was about half the people playing that game when brand freaking new like they were like well I want a floger but how do I do that so we actually in an informal setting where it wasn't like hey we're having a class and this is how it's doing and some day I'm sure you maybe knows what he's doing is gonna show you what how that works not here other places I've seen it but instead you had about half was fairly experienced people or maybe it's like a third and a third maybe a third but there was a good chunk of experience people there and it's a good chunk of complete newbies so we got to without them having to feel stupid and ask questions really show them oh what is it feel like to get flogged okay we're gonna do that yeah it made me feel so good you just I'm guessing you did that in the purple room right yeah yeah because I was playing with someone in another room the jail cell and a naked girl walked into our scene and sat down and being a naked girl I didn't really have a problem with it the double standard was bushed and you said I'll let you say oh okay and after a minute she said is this the proper room and I said oh no it's the arm all and she left that is awesome extra bonus for you sometimes love is less than nice you may need some fucking advice right now it's super important that we tell you that we are not therapists don't look the other way boogie I'm a therapist you know what technical no I'm just a ah no technically we got something from sexy suburbs who says does being a submissive automatically mean that you lean towards masochism I know the two aren't always joined but there's your ass right now but is it possible to be a masochist without being a submissive can you be a submissive without being a masochist I'd be interested to hear your thoughts particularly Kathy's why me I don't know because I'm not well because your cat well cats you ask for your so go ahead I will say that I have always well I used to always say I'm not a masochist because I don't like pain what an idiot I was because then I started researching and found the definition of masochism is or masochist is amazing it's a person this is what we all think it is a person who finds sexual gratification in suffering physical pain and that's number one but then it goes on to explain further it's also a person who's gratified by or finds pleasure in pain not necessarily sexual not only pain also in degradation self-denial submissiveness and then it adds etcetera which means you can basically add whatever you want in there and you're a masochist so it is a much broader term than we think it is right all right and so I found that out and kind of realize I am a masochist because I do like creepy coming up behind me even though I sit down say right there no now he's got a weight he's cool then his balls on your knees full of his balls on my mid-size AC so there's part of me that likes it but there's no physical pain involved I just like that level of somebody doing something to me that I don't like so can you be a man she kind of answers our own questions you can be a masochist without being a submissive and you can be a submissive without being a masochist it does sound odd to think of being a masochist without being also submissive because you can well I mean it kind of doesn't because that's just a bottom a bottom can be a masochist and you're not being submissive at all you're just saying I like pain and you partner A, B or C I just want you to do this to me can you do that to me and I'm not gonna kneel and I'm not gonna crawl and I'm not gonna call you sir ma'am and I'm not gonna do any of these things I just want to experience this sensation because I get a certain level of gratification from the pain and that's just a bottom so a bottom can absolutely be a masochist and not a submissive and a submissive there's a lot of submissives that want no pain no degradation they just want to be about the service they want to go through the protocols they want to do the kneeling they want to feel that they are in a mental kind of power exchange with the dominant relationship that they have and there's no pain maybe they do some roleplay or things like that but there is nothing about hitting or bonded or anything like that right we have all those I think you just hit the nail on the head with the pain thing I don't want to submit to anyone anyone not even cat daddy but give me pain any day of the week and I think that's the only reason that I identify as a switch because there's time I want massive pain massive but I want to give it also but I don't want to submit now that's very interesting and this is something that's really I mean we're we've answered this question a hundred times and we're gonna answer it a hundred times more because it really is something that's confusing because it is a kind of a trick of the people that are a little more manipulative the people with some experience that want to be a little more manipulative to some of the new people is to to grade their masochism is to say oh you're not really a masochist because you're trying to poke and manipulate and challenge them and to get them say I am because they want an identity because they have their fantasy about what a masochist is and they want to be that romantic version so it's something that people use to kind of play against you to get to be able to do what you want but the reality is is that you don't have to go through that bullshit any level of pain degradation or uncomfortableness that you like you can identify as that no yeah it's I feel like that's like a form of necking you know it's like pick up artist crap you know or they're just like just yeah you're not a real man oh yeah oh yeah oh you do fire play but you do fine needle play oh that's nice yeah no no a real masochist does this I've been in the lifestyle for a long time and I know this I know this is what you do and it just so happens that I do that I mean really you want to prove yourself to me I mean all that kind of shit goes on and once again if you're if if you fall for it then then okay you you fell in for it so that's why we have this show that we say you don't have to fall for it there's not some sort of card that you get at the end of your play scene that says now you're an official masochist there's no graduation there's no ceremony so if you're looking for that you're going to find people that are gonna try to manipulate that out of you instead just be who you are and whatever level you're at yeah are you a masochist no not even a little bit I like sometimes a lot of sensation like I've had conversations where I go I like CBT without the tea you know yes that's my Joan yeah hard but not yeah I don't want to actually experience pain but what I was gonna say is funny enough as I'm a switch but when I talk I like to tell people I am not a dominant okay so and you can see how much that linkage is kind of filtered into the into the scene because you see somebody like assume some sort of position but like our hands behind her back and I'm like what you doing like we're collaborating here I'm hurting you because you like it and like you're not trying to please me because just doing the thing is pleasing me so yeah I love that perspective and there's so right just sitting in this room there's so many different variations I'm like I want that bitch to put her hands behind her back. Well no that's great.
Neil on the ground and then turn around yes no I will do a little bit of like I'm horrible to you so like especially when I know what she's doing I'm not there's no frickin history there so I'm just sitting there going what are you doing in your hands I didn't tell you what I'm in charge of you so you are kind of a dominant dick that's awesome that go dr. B yeah yeah all right maybe a little bit oh my gosh that's cool very good well very good you guess what you know what this means what I have no segue for this everyone go oh and that is our show thank you guys for providing this program for us to record and if you are in the Los Angeles surrounding area visit threshold.org you find out about joining their kinky family thank you to everyone in the love lab tonight especially to Saucy and Ken daddy for that panel we broke everybody in the chat room do creepy is really weird beer get out of it how you said you liked it thank you you have been here to a demon Jesus your hair is all just sucked a dick awesome thank you doctor be for co-hosting all right I forgot what else so if you have questions comments or ideas please email us pervertedpodcast at gmail.com visit pervertedpodcast.com and don't be afraid to swing by our patreon page to donate only a dollar a month for $12 a year me love you long time and you can rub your beard on her you just gotta get out of the parking lot you can't just hang it out the parking lot get your back bucket of load up so next week we're gonna have show 113 it's gonna be a very very exciting time the end show song that we're gonna leave you with is something off of the nerd music album a song about espionage called I Spy we will see you guys next week but not a shirt with a microphone install I'm glad to know you see grits like fly on the wall information on the channel no one knows what to do is hold a great up cause don't hate me because I'm just a tool of espionage sexy on occasion when to get a lipstick stain female for in dignitary that just can't refrain can't blow my cover oh the perils I must face what it is for the greater gods don't hate me to love us these days make accents and telling meetings with God with questions definitely matter is I'm stylish factions money to gamble with reckless abandoned news of steel and a gallon of luck secret messages that intense self-destruct something's wrong window hands heart beats not strong disappear without a trace gives I do another job don't only to a lesbian I am only a tool of espionage