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According live from the threshold led in North Hollywood, California, in front of a very, um, a very scant, well, perverted audience. Hello, Perta Poytas! Hello, Perta Poytas! I'm Kinky!
And I am a cow-poogey and then we got, we got not-ungranthenny in the chat room. Are you there? I'm here. Thank you.
Did you really just try to do it, ungrant personation? Yes, Pookie. It's just gonna, here we go, let's start the hour now. Oh my God, what a weekend of magic it was.
Meh. What do you mean, math? You're a fucking Cathy the destructor. You were totally Cathy the destructor.
A Domation, I remember, we had, geez, I don't know what to call that one in you. You know, we're in and they're like, hey, we wanna go see guys balls get smashed. You can say that. And you're like, I'll be over here.
I'm just gonna eat some pie or something in the kitchen and chit-chat. And then they run off, and go watch guys be tormented. And apparently Cathy the destructor was in one of the rooms tormenting some poor lad. But that's what I do.
I don't understand. I was just fine. You were just, you were just, you know, maybe a lot. What'd you do to him?
I spanked him. I used a crop, a paddle, a rod, a cane. That's not little. That's not like a kiss.
That's not like a tiny little. A cane and a rod. I mean, why is that such a big deal? You have to be the destructor.
You are the destructor. I am the destructor. I am the destructor. Well, I'm glad you had some fun.
It was fun. Because I do, it makes me worry when you don't play. See, now this I don't understand. Why do you give a shit if I play or not?
Because you're an asshole when you don't. I would like to see that empirical evidence of that because that is absolutely not true. True. If you do a lot of volunteering and you don't get a lot of play, then all of a sudden you see everyone else go into the event and they're all having a great time and you're just like, fuck people.
Excuse me, my grubby mood has nothing to do with whether I play or not. It is less. I don't really like everyone. I respect some balls.
I respect some welting. I'm okay. Never. I am an Iowa.
I take my nose away from me. Not after you beat someone. You get happy. And then you act all mellow.
Hey, how are you doing? How are you doing? How are you fucking coming to get? You saw, hey, how's going?
Things good? You know, we'll talk about the podcast later. Let's go watch the Pete's fucking ass. Good night.
He's in the corner crying. I don't really feel like doing the aftercare at some other side. Just be crying a little. Yeah.
Yeah. So, what's up? See, you get, there's a headspace. Let's move on please.
Oh my god, the feet around the head video was exceptional and odd and strange. So 3D camera technology moving. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Click, click, click, click, click.
Click see either where the crabs from finding Nemo. Hey, hey, hey. This is going to be a very long show by the way. When we don't have a guest host, you and I just immediately each other.
That's pretty much. That's why I'm always so amazed at anybody listens to us. Well, punishment. It's just some people are just into self-punishment.
Right, feet around my head. A lot of ex-Catholics listening to us. But just like self-flagellate with perverted podcasts. That's what penance.
So feet around my head video. So of course, I don't have money for CGI. So everything that we do in production has to be like, what if we do this and add this and shoot it this way and light comes in and dripping fluids and things like that. What would that look like?
So as a friendly pervert, now then as we all know, I do like feet, but I wouldn't call myself a foot fetishist. They're feeder-cute just like hands are cuter-cute. Well, feeder-cuteer than hands of me. But you know, like boobs, but everyone.
So I'm not necessarily a foot guy, but I'm sensitive to the fact that there are foot people out there that that's their fucking jam. And I'm always producing and trying to figure out how do I reach different audiences and different canks in the rope community and the feet and the furries and the, you know, everyone. And I said, wouldn't it be amazing if you could put on virtual reality goggles and you were a foot dude and you were surrounded by fucking women's feet in virtual reality? What if you had three cute girls put blankets on their heads because they don't want to be seen in a foot fetish video and they all put their feet right up around the 3D camera?
How would that come out? Tell me you didn't do that. And that is exactly what we did on Saturday before anyone got here. And they're like, you know, we're hanging out, you know, having some fucking Oreo cookie cereal and shit like that.
And I'm like, all right, we got a video to shoot and they're like, what? And I'm all feet around the head, feet around the world. Gotta do it. So we set up and you know, we all can't do it.
It was funny. We were laughing and then they rubbed feet together and giggled and stuff. And that's so the feeder really big around your head. It's on YouTube now.
It's had like 11 views. It's fucking amazing. And then I put feet all at the bottom like I shot 2D video of their feet and it squishes at the bottom. So it's just a lot of feet.
Now you don't pay for any of this. I feel like you make money out of this. I mean, this is like a board. Let's do a 3D video a feat.
Pretty much. I mean, the hope is, you know, it's a perverted podcast video that people are like, ah, go listen to the schmucky show. You know, they cared about my fetish or whatever. So I'm always making things to put out there that kind of are fun to watch and you know, on YouTube, Vimeo, whatever, Vird TV is now the 3D video channel, which is really cool.
And so the hope is that people are like, hey, these guys are fun. Maybe I'll go listen to their fucking shitty show. And so it's worked. I mean, with Dr.
Doe and the videos and stuff like that, a lot of people are listening to perverted podcast, which would be great if we actually ever heard that from people. I'm just assuming because I put up a video and it does well. People aren't actually going to come up to you and go, hey, I started watching the podcast because of your foot video. They did that.
You're probably correct about that. I'll give you that. But like the Dr. Doe video, a number of people actually came to threshold.
That's legitimate and people will be proud to say I saw your dildo funeral video. So I decided to listen to my podcast. That was an amazing video. We had so much fun, Bunny and you and I.
And those lovely letter masks and Joe of the letter mask famous here. Who is here? Thank you. Thank you very much, Joe.
They can't hear anything. They can't hear the applause. They can't. Yeah, because our high budget playback thing is about to fall on.
So anyway, that's on. The foot fetish virtual reality on YouTube and stuff like that. So please, if you're in a feet, put on a headset. I want to see what it's like in the headset.
I haven't looked in the headset. The blue light is going on. He's not just on. He was flicking it on and off violently.
Yes, Anthony. Yes, Boogie. I just wanted to let you know that as a result of talking about it and us mentioning it in the chat room, you've now crossed into the dozen club. It's been seen at least a dozen times.
Oh my God. Do you see that? One more than an hour ago. That's pretty cool.
Keep this up. We're going to hit 20 before you know it. Like I speak before I commit suicide. It's just be a hit that on my deathbed.
Oh, no update update. 231 views someone's saying. 231 views? Yeah.
Wow. That's what someone says. Can you check it out? Oh, that's on Vere TV.
Yeah, actually like someone see God damn it or they're just like what the fuck? That's pretty much what it is. That's pretty much what the fuck 10,000 people have watched a mew sit on a cake. Well, that's mew sitting on a cake.
And it's going to be smashing eggs. You know what though? I just check the stats. 33,000 people have watched Hollywood Daddy lick your armpit.
Why you got to bring that up? I successfully get it out of my head and then you have to bring it up. I'm like, I'm going to ask you to take down that video. You can ask me and we'll talk about that later.
Fuck you very much. I'm like a minor venue in Orange County. You know what? No, it'd be like the forum or something like that.
A good amount of people seem to share in your shape. That's pretty good. Bit like is the play. It's about genital soldier and some space.
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Please know that the author of every post we talk about has specifically granted his permission to do so. Why didn't you get air conditioning in here? I'm boy. I'm boy.
Oh my God, you post menopause, young lady. Hey, Tom needing basketball jobs. There's definitely a little bit of air. It's a good vent.
It's a sexy vent. You want to talk about something that cooks. You want to put that thing up there. You really need to get him that basket of blood.
What do we got? Oh, this is this one. Oh my God. I have so much to say about this.
What do you tell you? You pick this. This is reality times 12. This is from craving London 42.
She wrote a post called When They Lose Interest. She says, oh, wow, what the fuck did you do? Did you just move that AC? It's like blasting right on me.
See, she loves me. You don't. It's true. Get a little warm over here at the cat.
Too bad. Get back on that monitor, damn you. Just take some paper towels and shove them in your fucking sweaty balls and move on with it, man. We're all fighting together here not under.
What? You just pictured that, didn't you? Anthony, he's got a sweaty nose. I just shaved him recently.
He's going to lob the wet ball sweat paper towel towards the cat. You're going to have to swan it like a kitten. Oh, Lord have mercy. Craving London 42 said, you meet someone instantly click, have some crazy chemistry, really just connect, but then it happens.
Slowly or maybe quickly, it fizzles. Lovers, friends, mentor, supporters, any of these people can lose interest in you. Your life had meaning to them in some way at some point, but now, not so much. It sucks.
It truly does. But it happens sometimes. So you just have to keep looking forward. This is literally.
I don't know why you like this post so much. I mean, it was good. I don't like it. But what I love is the level of growth that I have been able to achieve over the years dealing with this topic of rejection or when love fades or fizzles or they're just not into you anymore.
And by dealing with that, kind of head on, kind of forced to deal it because I used to be super sensitive but all the time, but when I was younger, I was that fucking douche that just sat by the phone. Maybe she'll call today if I just love her enough. I mean, bad. I was that guy.
And now, before you today, since the callous uber-dominant that you see douchebag, douchebag. But no, in all seriousness, it was a big process to get to that point where I had to learn to accept myself and care more about myself so that I could deal with when relationships end, when the love fizzles or when they're just flat out, not that into you. And I deal with it all the time. I still deal with that all the time.
So you go ahead. Well, I unfortunately cannot claim such prowess as you because I am the idiot who will just crawl into bed under the covers in the fetal position and just freak the fuck out because someone has rejected me. But will you stay there? I mean, the feeling is what I don't get but her.
You can't stay there forever, but it takes a huge toll on me. I can't, it changes me and it takes a little bit away from me every time it happens. So I've never, I don't have that skill. Creative Explorer and you guys share that.
You can do that. Was he, was he surprised himself very much like you have described yourself in the past. He says that if I were to meet him from back then, I would not recognize him at all. Oh, absolutely.
I totally, really to that. So I don't know how you guys did it. I have grilled the both of you in an effort to try it. I'm not even, you guys find it hard to articulate, but you both say the same thing.
It was a tremendous amount of work. It took a long time and you finally arrived where you are now. I just don't see that ever happening to me. I try and get, you can, all I, here's what I do.
I'll tell you what I do. So we're bringing this down. I let, I let the wave crash over me because I know there's nothing I can do to stop it. And I hope to hold the hell that I can come out the other end and then get my, my brain back to normal and move on with my life.
Okay. So now that is a coping mechanism and that did take you a certain amount of time to get to that place. It took me a, a certain amount of time to forgive myself and allow myself just to let the wave crash over me. Okay.
So again, I'm the type of person that would celebrate something like that. So obviously there's always more growth and things like that. And as we get, as I get rejected and rejected more and more, I get better and better at dealing. Well, it's kind of true.
I mean, let's forget all the past rejections and whatever. Let's talk about the current state. You and I are very solid and it's an anomaly and, and we have worked together and worked together. And so we've, we're coming up, I guess, in October, something on like three years of doing this.
And that is an exceptional anomaly. She's like the fucking neo of my relationships. So I don't get it that often and I had a long run with abyss. And that was also exceptional.
But prior to that, very, very rare and most of the time people will fizz out on me. And what's going on like now? It's like people are like, oh my gosh, you have, you know, all these lovers and whatever. We have a very revolving door here in the left lab.
We have a lot of people that come in for different reasons. And what's been exceptional is I have learned how to accept them being them and their reasons being their reasons. Not everyone has to be in love with me. Not everyone has to feel like I'm the one and only.
I can be more okay now with people coming in honestly to just explore themselves. And to honestly say when they decide that they've had enough, because I don't represent everything that most people want. You know, we're polyamorous. We play with a lot of different people.
The love lab is an incredible place to come and explore in an environment that is non-judging, that doesn't pressure you into things, that if you don't know how to have an orgasm, you don't have to have a fucking orgasm. If you don't know how to communicate with people, we will go step by step and learn. So I know it has some things that are very attractive to people, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're attracted to me or that they want because I don't offer an arguments relationship. I don't offer an intimate loving relationship beyond what we're able to give.
So I understand that some people will use me for a little bit to have experiences and learn things, and then they may want to move on, which happens a lot. But isn't the reason that those kinds of relationships don't bother you because you don't get that emotionally attached in the first place? Sure. How can it have any real hard effect on you if you're not emotionally attached?
Well, I mean, you know, if you want to, I'm not a robot. I mean, I wish I was a robot. I would love to be Spock. But I am definitely much more Kirk, like most humans.
But wait a minute, Anthony, what? Yes. I mentioned what you guys are talking about. And Master Nightwolf, and he said it was okay to mention him by name.
He made a rather detailed comment about this, said that his wife started liking the scene a lot more than he or harder anyways than he was willing to give as a top. And he said about, for a number of years, something on the order of 10, he kind of pulled away and let her go find out where she needed to get it and almost wrecked their marriage. Right. And he's finally, they kind of come back the last couple months.
He apparently overcame whatever that block was. But I think he just kind of pulled out of it way too much. So it's an interesting different angle than I think the way you guys were talking about it. Well, that's, yeah, that's when someone actually leaves your life.
I don't think this is the same here. These people are having issues with... They were trying to. They were trying to, but it was interfering with the relationship overall, it sounds like.
Well, we're talking, I mean, but that is a situation where there was somebody wanting to do something more than the other person. And so that chemistry in that genre of whatever their kink fizzle, or it started to fizzle, and they had to address that. So that is a little bit different than what we're talking about. But kudos to the fact that he was able to deal with it and come out of it.
But what I find exceptional in this is, of course, I get hurt and I get emotionally attached to people. And of course, as a territorial person, when all of a sudden I can see very clearly that somebody is coming. And they're nice. I mean, we have a great vetting process.
You must be this awesome to ride in the Love Lab. You know how they have that thing outside of Disneyland rides and stuff? You have to be this tall to ride. You have to be this awesome to party in the Love Lab and to be on a journey, however long that journey is.
So there's exceptional people, but it's okay to understand that everyone's looking for something different. And I don't have to be everything for everyone. And if all I am for somebody for a little bit of time is a positive influence on their care for themselves, their sexuality and stuff like that, I just don't get as but hurt anymore. It still hurts because they're rejecting me or they're leaving or they want to, you know, sometimes they want to take us to this level and learn some things about themselves.
And then they're like, I don't really want to go farther than this with you. With fucking Mew. I mean, Mew is a perfect example of the anomaly for five months. Mew told me to my face, you are not going to ever be my boyfriend because I will never be able to introduce you to my mom.
You're fucking 26 years older than me. This is never going to happen. I love what we do, but it's only going to be at this level. And I had to be able to accept that and not feel devastated and take that personally.
I had to understand that my value and self-worth to myself and to certain individuals is fantastic, but it's not for everyone. And I don't have to be everyone's everything. And when I started accepting that and understanding it's not about me, I mean, sometimes it's about me, but it's not generally about me being a bad person or something. It's just sometimes people, they get excited and then they kind of fulfill whatever they need to fulfill or they decide that they don't want to go further or they decide that you're just not the person that they want to do that with.
And why should that be bad? That's human and that's honest. And when I deal with that honestly with people, all of a sudden I find I'm empowered. I'm empowered by the fact that I can care enough about myself that it can hurt for a little bit, but I can actually let someone go.
And I can't explain how amazing that feeling is to not suffer like I used to because I just don't take it as personally. I really don't know what to say to that because it's still different from my own experience. I'm happy you've gotten that level of success in that area of your life, but not so easy for me to do. I'm not denying the harshest.
Obviously, if you left for whatever reason, that would be obviously be, I wouldn't care, whatever, you know, whatever. Don't you mean when? Well, that's inevitable when I probably have an expiration date, I usually. But no, that would obviously be harder or bunny or any of the women that I'm close with.
But I did want to read one thing that I think is the most important thing that I could read on this subject and I wrote something and it's a kampugi quote. And it took me years to figure this out. And it is this, gentlemen, ladies, please listen up, especially gentlemen. If you can't be nice when they reject you, you were never nice to begin with.
You were only pretending to be nice to get what you want. And that is a big problem in rejection. People say, I'm nice, I'm a good person, and it really puts it to the test. I really had to be challenged.
Because you're nice when you want to fuck them. And you're like, oh, yeah, oh, all this positive stuff. And then they look you in the face and they say, I'm not into you. I can't do this.
And that's really the challenge of whether or not you're actually a decent person. Because if you turn into a butt-hurt little piece of bitch shit and you start shaming and guilting and, you know, you know, you've heard thousands of these stories, you were never nice. You're just a douchebag pretending to be nice because you're trying to get something that you want. And you're not treating the other person as an individual that has every right to not be into you.
You're not going to be nice when someone's rejecting you. You don't have to go to the other end. Oh, I'm not saying, I'm not saying, but honestly, if you can't have some level of decency and understanding, you can be hurt. But if you start shaming someone and saying, oh, well, you're just a fucking bitch or an asshole and you don't fucking blah, blah, blah.
Then that means you never really gave a fuck about that person to begin with. If so instantly when you get rejected, you can turn into a hateful person. You never gave a fuck about them. That's my opinion because that's what it was for me.
So I just want to point that out, especially to you hear a lot of dudes who put on the charm and the niceness until someone says, you know, I'm just not really feeling it. Well, you're a fucking bitch. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, you know what?
You've proved yourself. I don't really know people who do that. I've heard billions of these stories. Man, assholes douchebag.
Yeah, so just remember, don't make it about you. Girl, have anyone else had anything to jump in on this? Get the fuck up there. Why don't you guys be so mean to our listeners?
Because I'm an asshole. Listen, I'm the audience now. Anyway, so I'm in a unique position. I am married, but I'm poly-play.
Right? Now I have long-term partners that I play with, and some of them I get very, very close to. I spend a lot of time in commitment with them. And then as you know, I make toys for them and I make a lot into them.
But then I can never take it to the higher level that they like. So, you know, I have to support them leaving me and I know it's going to happen eventually with every single partner I'm with. Absolutely. And that, you know, there's a part of me out every time.
But, you know, it's like the best I can do is support them. I had one girl, T, right? I went, you know, met her right after her divorce, helped her throw that. Basically put her back together.
We played for three years, but then she met somebody. And I knew at some point I had to let her go. Yeah, because you couldn't provide. Exactly.
You couldn't provide. Yeah. And even if you think you can provide the thing that they need, that's not your decision to make. Exactly.
They are an individual. They are a human being. Does it really come down to you controlling another thing? That person to me, another person to me.
Even if it hurts, is lift her up. That's... And it took a piece of me, yes. But her and I are still friends.
We still talk. We still text. Even as one of the last things I did for her, I met her, made her a set of cups and collars for her boyfriend. All right.
That is going to a level that I wouldn't go to. Joe's a better person than me. Joe's a better person than me. That's just my input.
Well, thank you. I really appreciate that. And that's good stuff. I love this topic because it's just a man I wish more of us could really work on this part of ourselves.
Because we would have much better relationships. I don't know. We would have better relationships. At that point, the relationship is over.
Well, I think here's what I meant by that. What I meant by that is I now have better relationships because I'm able to put my energy into people that desire me for me instead of trying to force people who aren't into me to be into me or to try to become somebody that I'm not in order to appease and become the thing that they want that I not really am. So therefore, my relationships are better because I'm being more genuine to myself and I'm allowing this other person to be themselves even if it doesn't include me. So it may not help me in that particular relationship because they have decided they're not into me.
But my relationships, every relationship I have going forward, I don't have that pressure. I don't have that pressure that I have to make you love me. And that is the thing that has made my life exceptional. That I thought I had to prove something to win you over like a game.
And I don't have that anymore. So my relationships are more genuine. I'm sorry. I'm babbling.
Why are you apologizing? This was an intense topic. You're going to go in a completely different direction. But I was just going to say, you know what, I'm just going to say, you know what I'm talking about?
And there's a whole other half and that's the part of me having to reject people when I'm not into them, which is not fun. Which is never good when you're in a community in a dungeon because then you've got to see them again. Yeah, but you say, I have had to just say, hey, I just don't feel this or our goals aren't the same or whatever. I mean, it sucks.
You don't want to hurt people's feelings. But you have to be honest at some point because they're just going to see you're communicating less and less and less and you're less and less and eventually you have to go, yeah. Yeah. Burning mailbox.
I love how they can't hear our listeners. I mean, our audience is watching us talk and then all of a sudden we go silent and they're like, what's going on? It's our in-between segment meditation. I don't know.
The fucking core doesn't fit in the thing, you know, so you don't get the thing. Every time we point to Joe and Joe will just push the door. Just push that. Just push it in that hole and see if we can get our shabby jingle.
Okay. So what is this? Perfect mailbox? What?
Okay. Yeah. Ness wrote to us and she said, hello, perverted podcast. I am a new little fan of yours and I would just like to say a big thank you for all that you do to improve, inform, and expand our BDSM community.
Being new to the community, I greatly appreciate the information about local events, venues, people, and types of play you speak about on the show. I hope you had fun at carnal carnival. You know, it sounds okay. Look, when I got these emails, I think, uh- No one's saying hate to vote, you goddamn it.
You know, you got- Here I am astounded that anybody actually feels that they want to get onto their computer and write a such a lovely email when really I just think of you and I just sitting here fucking around, you know, gabbin' and entertaining each other and then I get an email of somebody saying that what we do really helps them or has altered their viewpoint in some way. And I'm just fucking astounded that these people get anything out of you and I just sitting here talking into that. That's because you don't understand and grasp the level of my amazingness, is really what it is because I don't have a problem with this. I am like, well of course, thank you.
Thank you very much. No, I'm very grateful for the acknowledgments of my amazingness, but I do write here. You see that? That's just amazing.
That's my titties. You're Harry, your man boobs? That's my man boobs. And they're amazing.
No, I'm very grateful when people say nice things. But you know, it is a sign that your shows getting bigger when people start fucking hating on you. And they never have. Stop looking forward to that, please.
I am. I love it. I'm ready for the battle. I'm fucking awesome.
I just told you I don't deal well with rejection. I am not looking forward to the first email we get where they start going off. I get tons of it. I get tons of it on my videos.
I get tons of it on the videos. You fucking cock-sucking crackhead faggot. I'll start to get one. Sorry about that, Boogie.
They think Mu's really cute. Oh, that was Anthony. I thought it was Mom. Thanks, Mom.
I thought you were dead. What? Okay, so go on. That's it?
Well, I have a bunch, but every time I read more than one, you get all the money. I mean, no, I actually got a private email from this person that's the same person. And she seems really into what her journey is. And it is exciting that we can be there, even though it's totally predictable because we are fucking amazing.
Yes, Anthony. I just wanted to pass along that apparently it may be a minority opinion, but at least part of the chat room seems to feel I failed miserably in my job. I'll take it up. I think the bar wasn't to set as low as I thought.
No, no, Unger actually has a pretty good following now. But please everyone in perverted podcast land be nice. I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. So, and it just engaged people and throw out random topics.
Just all of a sudden goes, so has anybody ever had sex with a bowling shoe? And then they will kind of take, it's kind of true. They will just kind of take it. That's what a chat room is all about, not Unger.
It's just about throwing out weird shit. I've never really chatted before in my entire life to be honest with you. So have you ever squeezed a cat until it farted? I mean, just throw something.
Just throw it out there. Throw it out there, not Unger is great at that. That's where stuff comes from. Alright, so what do we got?
We got to be able to do a potato mayhem. We split it up. We split it up a potato mayhem. So we don't just babble for 30 minutes about nothing in the beginning.
So now we'll just babble in the middle. Alright, so here's something. You're in a toy review. Okay, I've been desperate.
I love doing sex toy reviews, kink toy reviews. We started off good, Lilo, and then they just kind of fell away. And by the way, out of all of their things, that Lilo 2 series thing that we did, like 280,000 views, the second biggest of all their reviews for that tote. So Lilo, you're listening.
God damn it, send us some more shit to look at and play with. Next time, I get to test it out first because if I leave it to you, you break paddles. You break shit left and right. I never get to use it.
Kathy, you just don't get it. No, the Lilo's hanging on the wall right there. If you want to fucking put it in a condom and shove it in your couch, we'll do it right now. Right now, Kathy.
No, take it home with me. You want to take it home with me? Yes. Alright, me too.
Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wipe some of that squid crust out of it. Never mind.
Get it to Kathy. No. With the tote. But no, we are at the point now to our audience is big enough that if people want us to review toys because people love toy reviews, I love reviewing, I love talking about good products.
We are a show primarily for newer people into the kink and sex positive culture. And so we want to be able to give good recommendations to toys and we're fucking perverts love playing with new toys. You know, we have to actually go out there and get it. We can't just sit back and wait for someone to get it.
No, no, no, no. That is obvious. We're excited for months. Because I have, but no, now we're going to start on presenting like a little thing.
Hey, here we are. Here's, you got to put stats and show what we do and here's what we offer and we'll make a video and stuff like that. So if you the perverted podcast listener know of good toy companies that make quality toys, maybe smaller makers, people that make vloggers and crops or canes or things like that and they want us and if they want us to send us a self-addressed box, we'll send it back to them after we test it and wipe the crust off of it. And if you're not, please, please, pervert a podcast at gmail.com.
Send us suggestions of toy makers that you think have some cool shit that you really think we should be promoting. And then we're going to start reaching out and hopefully we can start finally doing more regular toy reviews, which I'd be excited about. But what I really am curious about is it says bloody dick right there. Why dick, buddy?
My dick is not bloody, fortunately. Just come to domination with it, buddy. I am, yes. I will sit in the kitchen guarding my butthole and my non-seedy.
Was that what you were doing? My non-CBT friendly penis and I will cross my legs, play with my jar of play dough and let the girls go look at all your mayhem. I'm assuming that has to be with you and some dick you know. The dick I know is creative explorer.
That's a hell of a dick. He's a dick. He's a dick. He's a dick.
A dick or a dick. Stop it! The dick is the easiest. Or a fellow dick.
What are you going with this? I don't know. Do I ever? So I have to share something.
For some reason, my vagina is very sensitive. Kind of like a vagina? Well, more so than other vaginas. Because I can't think of a guy I've ever fucked who did not come away with just a tiny bit of blood on his dick.
Because that's what makes it hot. Well, even when it wasn't hard fucking sex, it's still I bleed when you fuck me. I don't know what's going on with that. I think that should be your t-shirt.
That should be my thing. That should just literally high on death be... I bleed when you fuck me. I bleed when you fuck me.
Thank you very much. Please drive through. That's the date of the whole story. Would you like fries with that?
I bleed when you fuck me. That is fucking amazing. And I'm just sick and tired of seeing that. I look down and there's blood on the condom, blood on his dick.
But I think I just decided to embrace it this time. Because he was fucking me really hard over again. You earned the blood. He kind of did.
And I could feel it really just... He was mashing up my inner labia. Just like bam, bam, bam, right against it. And it was hurting like fuck.
But it was that good hurt. It was the hurt that's like a writing on the edge. I was like oh my god that feels so fucking good. And I know he's going to pay for it later.
Because I could tell there's going to be some damage there. And sure enough, I sort of got it. I was walking funny the rest of the day. I was looking at...
Lady or medical emergency. I just happened to have it. It just happened to have the Lady of medical emergency signal. And I decided to let it happen.
And so... And you said you painted a little like two pictures of the blood. But I dreaded it. I dreaded it.
He pulls out and I turn around and I look at it. And there's just fucking blood all over his dick. But you know he feels like a rocker like I am four. Not everybody feels that.
My hammer has ripped it down the giant. No, I cannot even hear creative explorer everything. My giant bulbous penis has torn over this feeble field. Stop it!
I'm never going to be able to see it. What the blood? What the blood? My penis.
Mio, would you just go suck his dick so he'll stop talking? Only if there's blood. He's not up. He's not up.
Medical emergency because my cock is massive. It was like all over. He had to get into the shower. Oh, so it smeared all over the hole.
It smeared everywhere. That is awesome. I'm like oh. And all he ever says, I'm just worried about you.
I always let you know so that you can go to the... You're all fucking pale and emaciated. You're she sucked in your own... I'm anemic.
That was good. That could have some orange juice. And if you were amazed, maybe a piece of liver. Maybe some spinach.
Like when you go donate blood at the red card, you're cooking and juicing. You're all fucking dizzy bouncing into walls and shit. I would feel like a god. Not you would not.
I would. Because you made your woman bleed. Yes. Yes.
I feel always feeling mortified. No. Does it not excite you when after a good fucking there's blood? See, look at that smile.
For me, it happens all the time. It's not just even regular sex. Like I'm just going to pound you kind of hard. Do you warm up?
Have you ever tried warming up the vagina? Even if I'm well-looted, there's going to be a little bit there. Okay. Maybe you're just a kind of fissure happy.
I don't know. Fissure happy. Fissure happy. Don't give me another name.
Oh my god. Cathy loves a fissure. I am thinking I'm going to write this down so I'm going to talk about it and you're just giving me another name. I'm going to go do a little head on Patty.
That's it. Suck is dick really good. She's not talking my dick. Why not?
Do it so he'll shut up. Okay. Maybe she's just kind of nibbling. Nibbling the balls.
Nibbling the balls. Nibbling the tip. Just the tip. She does nibble the tip.
Just don't make it bleed because it's different if it bleeds after a blow job. Because then it's like- What? It's hot. You said blood on your tip.
God these images. Stop it. Come here, Tootly. Oh, it's disgusting.
It's toothless. Let's move on. I don't even know what's happening. Sometimes love is less than nice.
You may need some fucking advice right now. They have no idea. They're just looking for all bottom line. I'm just like what are you doing?
I'm like, I'm out of field cheating. I love my money back. All right. This is from anonymous.
We have an anonymous. All right. Oh yes, this. This moment.
It's a good one. No, this is going to be good. Okay. She says my dom and I would like to join our local kink community.
Neither my job nor my family are kink accepting. I would get fired so fast your head would soon. All the dungeons have some form of membership forms and vetting, which is certainly understandable. One club even asked for name, home, address, phone and more.