114 - Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal

Come get sticky with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal” by Meghan Quinn. The Girls are back in Christmas Kringle Town from Episode 61! After her year-round Christmas Store went out of business, our FMC Betty comes to Kringle Town to help her uncle start up a rival Christmas Tree farm! When Betty meets Atlas (who also goes by Max..?) she feels a connection with him before she realizes he is part of the family that owns the other Christmas tree farm! Hijinks ensue, because Atlas/Max has been left home alone after his family went to Europe without him! Like the movie! This episode features an astrology update, cherry cordials, counter top 69, and every possible “Home Alone” reference, including a tarantula! New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod We have *NEW* MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com to check it out!Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have *NEW* MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com to check it out!Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.