There's a little punchy. No punchy. What the hell does that mean? I'm punchy.
Is that why you're acting like a weirdo? Yes, that's punchy equals weirdo. Is that the weirdo thing? Yeah, I can get through.
I can't. I'm from a round of worlds. I can't. Yeah, I'm a podcast talking about fat lives.
I'm like a man. You mean that one? So what you're saying is we shouldn't we just shouldn't sing any jingles today. You and I butcher every jingle.
What do you mean I put you in when I recorded them? Oh, that's right. Hey, you guys ready to do a show? Woo hoo.
Yay. That was actually perfect. Excellent. That sounded wonderful.
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Sex and Perversion. Recording live from the threshold lab in North Hollywood, California. And some of our studio audience, which is two hot chicks. Two hot chicks.
In here. Two hot chicks. Hello hot chicks. I'm Kathy.
And we did flicker switch. Nice. I just got a new knife. I love that.
It makes new wet. It's every time you just walk up behind and go instantly. It's awesome. We could lubricate Earth.
Just walk up behind you. I'm sorry. I'm putting away. You put that knife away, mister.
I put it away. I'm actually very excited about our little show. That's what. The show with an audience of two.
These two women are here all the time. They're not like they're an audience. That's an audience. No, they're just sitting right in order.
Watch this. Watch this. They have blankets around them right now. Watch this.
Watch this. Look at them. Look at them. Can you guys flash Kathy?
Oh, good lord. Boobies and bejays everywhere. I see boobies and bejays. This is why I don't care.
I don't give two shits. That's just more clutter to me as far as I'm concerned. They are just not saying I don't like Anthony and Carrie and Obi. What's weird is that?
Big cat and saucy and all the fucking sticks all can creepy. Whoever they are. But they're not. Look.
They're not going to show up. It is kind of true. Sometimes horns will show up and sometimes crickets. It's just us.
But we have Unger who now knows how to do the screaming woo. It's not the same Unger scream we're used to. Well, he doesn't have headphones on. So if he had headphones on, he would be able to adapt himself.
I don't know how that's going to work from across from Unger. Yes, Boogie. Now he crushed his little spirit. Don't crush Unger's spirit.
That's the last thing you want to do. It's kind of hard to crush Unger's and Unger's spirit. It's not. It is not.
It is not. You're feeling good. You had a good weekend? I'm very tired.
I went to Gru. I went to San Diego Gru. San Diego, Gru. San Diego, California, Gru.
Now what is Gru? Gru is great answers, wrote, Tastic Unconference Extravaganza. I know that means nothing to most people. Basically, it's an open forum conference or an unconference, which is you go in with no topics.
Oh, that's the one where everyone just kind of signs up to do. So like if you have something you want to teach, you actually can't. And if someone shows up for your class, then maybe you just sit there and think about your class and teach yourself. Or expand on the class you have.
Or you maybe expect four or five people to show up for your class and expect it to be 15 minutes and it ends up being an hour and you have 30 people. That's great. What did you teach? What did you teach?
I taught branding. Now, to make it more interesting, fire was not allowed at the venue. And how did you brand it? He rubbed that piece of metal really fast.
Actually quite the opposite. I actually taught three different types of branding. I taught Cotteri Pen branding, Violet One branding, and Freeze branding. Oh, that's right.
That's what the... Usually you look with nitrogen. But it's difficult to get in transport with nitrogen. So there is an alternative that I used.
And I don't want to go on it because I don't want people... Ice chisel? Just ice chisel. Not exactly.
Just get an ice cube tray and just start melting ice chisels and just bury it in an arm. How do you even begin to become an expert at something like that? I've done it. I've been branding for like 20 plus years.
Well over 20 years. That's pretty good. I've been branding and been branded. And most of my top people has been one on one.
This is the first time I've actually done a large class on it. So it was well received. I had a lot of people with a lot of questions. And it was well received.
And you said you don't want to talk about it here because then people just don't do it. I don't want to talk about it because I don't want people at home doing it. Besides that. Besides that, you had a good time.
How many people showed up to class? About 30. That's good. That is good.
Watching at least bits and pieces. I went to a class on one of my favorite classes with struggle snuggles. Wow. That sounds awesome.
There was a massage class. There's also classes going on. I mean you have five classes going on at once so you can't do everything. Right.
So but at one point I was sitting in a discussion on single tails while watching cam do a impact class without implements. Oh nice. Yeah. Which is a really cool class.
I'm watching that from a distance and learning that while I'm listening to all the other classes. I really have three. I really have three. Yes you do.
Yes you do. That would require me leaving. And that's not going to happen. They've reached out to me.
It's a great organization. You do it. Because I would have to leave the love lab. For actual time.
We can try to get a second LA one. See that's what I see. I am all about that. I'm the rental chair here at Threshold.
I know that. Just have them get a hold of me. I'll arrange a groove. That's so selfless of you.
You know. It sounds like the 20 to 30 minutes to the set LA grew in January. That would still be leaving. That would be leaving for a day.
Look at these gorgeous women. Take them with you. They would be insulated. They would be insulated.
They would be insulated women. But here are the things. The groove is out there. The groove is out there.
The groove is out there. The groove is out there. It's over man. The groove is over man.
The groove is over man. The groove is over man. We had a whole group of people down from the North Bay who happened to know Princess and King. Princess and King went to one of their events.
I was talking to people from Northern California who know to show regulars who've been here. Nice. They were like, oh yeah we know they're great. That's kind of weird.
But you know what? Wait. Wait. Wait.
I want you guys to close your eyes. Close your eyes. Trust you. I'm not going to touch you.
We're going to travel. I'm going to travel. Let's see Louisiana. Right now.
I want you to have all the travel with me. I want you to have Louisiana accent. Go down Louisiana. This isn't really Louisiana.
I don't know what the fuck. It doesn't matter. This is important. I don't know what the fuck.
I don't don't do that. It doesn't matter because this is important. Alligator balls hanging real low, dragging on the bottom, always getting stuck on the long road rock, fish not in animal day. What the hell was that?
Oh, that's all. Stop it. That was alligator balls. What did you, why did you record that?
What prompted you to record that? Well, you know, you and I have a special relationship. We have a very special, look at that. Hunger, unger's into the alligator balls.
So we got, you know, a thing between us and maybe our thing isn't necessarily the same as many other things that other people have that are a little more normal. I get to it, man. So, of course, I'm watching fishing videos because I'm obsessed with fishing videos. It's like fishing, paramoder and sharks and I watch like 8,000 in like, you know, self-defense and stuff like that.
But a lot of fishing videos. And this good old boy, well, actually he's not good old boy. He's just the fish whisperer. He's the guy who's the fish whisperer.
He's fucking tickles basses nuts or something. I don't know. So if you watch less clay pools, fishing shows, I have not just less clay pool, but primers do fishing shows. He does.
I got to see that. That's amazing. He's got to be so cool. So anyway, the fish whisperers out there tickling bass balls and stuff.
And he's like, well, we're going to go catch some big catfish. So he fucking whole blue gill. And he flops out in the middle of his bayou and all of a sudden he's like, oh shit, I got saying his pole just bent. And he's like pulling him.
He's like, I got a big catfish, a pig. He just starts grinding it in and all of a sudden a fucking seven foot alligator pops up. And he bad shits his pants. He's like, oh shit.
He caught it fucking alligator, big alligator. And so we're laughing about it. And I'm like, oh man. And so the conversation kind of goes, new looks at me as we're watching this and amazement.
And she's like, the alligators have balls daddy. And I'm like, yeah, pumpkin, they do. And they hang real low and drag along the bottom and you're like, you get caught and it just started going on and I'm like, sometimes they're like a metal detector and they'll bang on an old refrigerator that someone threw in there. It's real frustrating when you sit in there and you got to deal with.
Alligator balls hanging real low. Stop it. And you're on the bottom of the bayou. So this goes on for like an hour.
And then fine. Okay, maybe like three minutes. And so all of a sudden my special little snowflake of a girlfriend literally just rips off all her clothes and jumps because she doesn't know that alligators don't have hanging balls. But I'm not going to ruin that because we're having so much fun with the hanging balls.
And she jumps on the bed and rips off all her clothes and lays down. She goes, daddy, drag your alligator balls on me. I'm going to be the bottom of the bayou. And she had this look of excitement to role play.
And so I can't deny her. Don't tell me you drag your balls on her. I ripped off every shred of my clothes and I stood there and all my fucking 200 fat fuck glory. And just I just looked at her and my balls are hanging and I'm all alligator balls coming at you.
And I start swinging like the alligators do. Stop making the story. And I just curl over the band and I just come up and I'm like, I'm an alligator. She's like, drag your balls off the alley.
I start swimming over, dragging my nuts up her leg. And I'm like, get up on your neck. I can't take any more. Alligator balls hanging real.
Normally I blame you. But this time I blame you. It was your fault, Missy. It was so cute.
So I'm like, well, I got her. Well, now I got her right to jingle. I got her right to jingle. I have no choice.
I have no choice. So it's going to come. I guess it's not as entertaining as your new shower head. Oh, God.
Why do you see the orders all fucked up now? Shower head is not exciting. Did you get a new shower head? Yes.
I got a creative experience. To get a masturbatory level shower massager? Well, actually, here's a funny part. That didn't even occur to me until we got it.
And it has this fucking blast setting. I know. Did you use it? Well, I haven't yet because I'm going to take one shower after I, by the way.
And this is all that I'm like, wow, I feel so really I like to do a screw the damn thing. Creative Victoria is on the fucking couch with this fucking melting ice cream sandwich in shape. I'm going to let that woman put in that shower head in here. Cara needs the master babe.
Cara needs the sleep. It was quite a weekend. No, after was he and I both got in the shower and he goes, can you master me with him? Oh, let's see.
And I put it on. I'm going to do this next time I hear your part. Hello. Here, I'll create an explorer.
You're still here. This is... I think you should leave, honey. Go play your first person shooter.
That's pretty exciting. That's good stuff. Sing it. I'm a realtor.
You said you were going to sing it. Okay, you ready? Here we go. Come on.
I can't. I can't. I'm a little bit of a play. I'm a little bit of a gentleman.
Some space. We sure can get through. Yeah, fuck this. That's bad as fucker.
Fuck your piece of mind. Yeah, you guys take over. Just know that every post that we talk about. Yeah, hell yeah.
That's how he fucking sang. You sound like a preacher now. It's Louis Armstrong. We've got permission.
Only five of us here today. We get more Gideon. Just goofy. You're like, well, there's no one here to impress.
I like it just how every time I look over at Mew, she says, do you want to look at my pussy daddy? And she just spreads her legs. It's nice. Is glitter coming out of it?
No, but when she bent over and showed me her butt hole because- Literally, there was a glitter stuck to her butt hole, which is just magical. She's my magical girl. That's very funny. All right.
We have a post from a gift for burning. Oh, that's right. This is going to be the good one. It's called Everyday Kink saying no and setting limits.
Yes. She says doing kink has been the first time in my entire life that I've gotten positive reinforcement for setting boundaries and saying no. As a brand new bottom in the kink community, I was very quickly given to understand that responsible tops won't play with people who don't have any limits because they're not considered safe. I was supposed to have limits and express them.
I started doing that. And lo and behold, people respected my boundaries and even thanked me for stating them clearly. Getting positive reinforcement in one area of my life for setting limits is giving me incentive to get more clearly with people like my family. So thanks, kink people.
You've accomplished what many years of assertiveness training and self-help books could not do. I'm getting better at it every day and stronger and more myself. You look very pensive while you're listening to that. I'm pensive because I'm like, there's a lot of meat in this topic.
Saying no and she explains it in her post. That the saying no thing, obviously, if you don't know how to say no, you're going to have problems in this lifestyle. You know, playing and play partners. I mean, you may be okay if you get in a relationship with one person and you have a good communicator in that relationship.
Okay. But if you're not good at saying no, you're going to have a lot of trouble. And a lot of people that can't say no shouldn't be playing in this lifestyle. That's just a fact, Jack.
That's right. But it goes so much farther than that. It goes so much farther than just your kinky play. This has to do with your work.
This has to do with your family. This has to do with your relationships. If you have relationships outside of the lifestyle. This has to do with every, this is just how you are as a person.
And sorry about that. There's a lot of people myself included that had a lot of trouble just saying no. Because we want to please people. We don't want to disappoint people.
Our validation comes from somebody else. You know, which is what I get into the whole the more you care about yourself, the more you like yourself, the easier it is to say no. I mean, this is such a big major deal for some people. You know, we use the term self advocating because self advocating is being able to take a stand for yourself and to say, I don't like that or that's going to make me uncomfortable or know I just don't want to.
Yeah. And the thing is that in everyday life, there's nothing really making you do it. You can retreat into your own head and be saying, yeah, yeah, that's no problem with your mouth. But inside you're thinking, I really didn't want to do that.
But I figure what the hell I'll take up this lag. I'll take the higher road. I'll do whatever. And there's nobody there who's going to make you learn the hard lessons.
There's no one there who's going to make you do it because it's all happening in your head. So you can spend decades of your life not learning this lesson because you're not forced to. But this is why I love this post because she's absolutely right. You can't get away with that shit in the community.
You will very quickly hit a brick wall and it will be known that you are not someone who's a safe player. You don't have to be a jerk. You're not going to be branded an asshole, but you are people will talk. People will talk about what's up.
What's up? What? The ugher? Yeah, he's sticking his head.
What? You said branded. That's where I'm running. Oh, God damn it, I'm running.
His brain is branded. Well, I thought possibly that's what the interest is. Yeah, please continue. Please continue.
But yes, this is why I agree with her. We've actually talked about this before. I agree with her 100% that the lessons that you are forced to learn in the community do cross over into your everyday life. And I don't use that term lightly.
You really are forced to do it if you want to remain in this community for any length of time. Because even in LA, it's still a small community. Threshold is a small community. Every club is a small community.
And just like Unger explained earlier, you go to one event clear across the state and meet someone that had to drive ten hours to get there. But you know that everybody knows each other. So people will talk and it doesn't have to be that malicious talking. It doesn't have to be gossiping.
But you're going to ask, is that person to say, player, what was your experience with them? So you might be able to get away with it for a short time, but you're not going to be able to get away with it for long. So now let's dig into the no. The actual word no, the actual saying of the word.
I mean, literally I have a, I have no training. I have a no training class that I've been working on. I have a no training placing that I have that actually teaches people who have trouble saying no. How to say no.
This is a big deal on, for me, I wanted to go back and go into my personal experiences where it really was. The more insecure and disliking of myself that I was, which most of my childhood and adult life was a lot of hatred towards myself. Then all of my validation that I got came from other people. So to disappoint those people, lovers, especially in relationships and things like that, to say no to people when they say they want something was very devastating to me.
I still was able probably by my mid-20s into my 30s, I started being a little better at saying no, but just that feeling that all they're going to don't me, they're going to reject me, they're going to whatever. Because that's a fucking fact of life. The fact of life is, and I wrote down because it's true, and the girls bust my ass on this all the time. Self-avicating is easy to praise until they self-advocate against me or my wishes.
Exactly. All of a sudden you get all buttered. I'm like, self-avocate, self-avocate, self-avocate. You've got to learn how to say no, you've got to learn how to stick up for yourself.
And then they go, you know, daddy, I don't want to do this. And you're like, what do you mean, no. What do you mean, buttered, buttered, buttered. You know, she says that in the post, it wasn't that long a post, but I love that part where she says people pay a lot of lip service to it, but the bottom line is nobody likes being told no.
It's not a great feeling. It's not. And it really comes down to as you build that self-worth and you rebuild that relationship with yourself, like say you had a shitty childhood or whatever, as you rebuild that relationship with yourself, you are less and less afraid of people rejecting you. For instance, I had a situation with someone that I talked to recently where I felt uncomfortable about a situation or I felt that that's not who I am or who I want to be or whatever.
And I had to have a little talk with myself before that and say, this person may reject that. And they may say, fuck you. I'm not, you know, you're a dick. You're an insecure.
You're whatever you are. There was always a likelihood of that because I've heard that stuff before. I've had people reject me before for self-advocating because people just because you self-advocate doesn't guarantee that someone's going to kiss your ass and praise you. It may mean, and even if it's not angry or whatever, they may just say, hey, I really appreciate you standing up for yourself, but I'm really not into that.
That's not really something that I do. And you have to be at a point to where your self-worth is enough that you say, this no may cost me. I may not get what I want. Because I said no to this.
And you have to be okay with that. You have to have that talk with yourself before you go into these conversations with people and say, you know what? I may be rejected. They may even get angry at me.
They may whatever. But am I worth it? Because if I say yes to things that don't make me happy or make me uncomfortable or put me in a situation that's not good for me, I'm not going to enjoy my life anyway. Because I'm constantly going to be living for the praise and adoration of people that obviously don't give a shit about me.
And it's just really, I keep going back to the more I build myself worth, the more I'm able to say no. And accept if that means that they're going to reject me for it. Which, yeah. And it's like I said, it is a shitty feeling.
But it has taken me a very long time to realize it's an even shittier feeling when you're not advocating for yourself. And you go home at the end of the day and you feel like just turning off the lights and crawling into bed and never coming out again because you have no self-respect. That's what it ended up happening for me. No self-respect.
And it was one of the many things that brought me to very close to a dangerously depressed state. No respect for me because the choices that I made were, you know, they weren't about me. They were always about someone else. And you know, this is funny because, okay, I'm going to tell you this.
Care has been coming over to spend a lot of time with us because the three of us, you know, we enjoy each other's company and we're seeing where it goes. And when she's there, I don't behave in the same way that I do when it's just me and Creative Explorer. And it's been a few months and we've been talking about it. And finally, I've been able to put words to what's going on.
And so Creative and I, Creative Explorer and I were talking and I said, do you notice that I'm different when she's here? And he said, I noticed that you're different when she's here in the same way than I noticed you're different when we're at the club or when we're having dinner with friends. Or whatever. And I said, you know, it's just, it's, it's finally, I finally realized what it is.
There are very few places in my life for whatever reason where I am right now where I feel like it's about me, where I take the focus. Almost every area of my life, I take a back seat, a lot. And there were only two places in my life right now where I don't, the podcast. And I said at your place for some reason, coming over here, we set aside that time.
And it's about you and I and because I'm the submissive, you're focused on me a lot. And that is a very rare thing for me. So when there's someone else in the mix, what I found was in this place where I've gotten used to not taking a back seat, suddenly I'm taking the back seat. And it's nothing to do with Carrie.
You can throw anybody into the mix and I will immediately think, don't take, you know, don't stand out, Kathy. Don't be selfish. Don't be arrogant. Things that is so ingrained in me that it's things as ridiculous as if you're going to go through the door, hold the door so everybody can go in first.
If you're going to get into the car, always take the back seat. It's just something that I learned so early on when I was very, very young and I never went away. So this is why I got so excited about this post because there are the, it amazed me when I, after a few years of being in the King community, how those lessons translated into my everyday life. And it's not that I was complacent and wasn't going to learn them.
It's just that when things are ingrained in you from childhood, you don't even recognize them, let alone be able to do something until probably years and years later when it's almost too late because it's such a huge part of who you are that you don't even think anymore. You just react, you behave. And so even for me, that was rare. This is not something that I was going to, as hard as it was, I wanted to talk about it.
I was not just going to let it go. I had an out. That was your time. Yeah.
And it's not, and don't get me wrong, but this is what's always hard about talking about my personal life on the podcast. I haven't talked to Carrie about this and I hope to hell I get to talk to her before she hears it because it has nothing to do with her. This is my inner journey and what I have to do. And if it does get to a point where I need to say something to her or creative explorer, that's going to absolutely happen because both of them are very rational and mature people.
And the reason why I like hanging out with them, the reason why I wanted to bring Carrie in, why we both did is so far that kind of maturity is something that I absolutely have to have in a play partner. And so I don't see any problems, but I just thought when I had picked this post a long, long time ago and realized this was a weekend. You're here. Yeah, I had to say to critics, well, yeah, this is what's going on.
I need to verbalize it. It sounds ridiculous. But here's what's going on. I think, Kathy, this is, you know, I'm not going to overly gush and stroke your nuts.
Don't stroke my nuts. I'm not going to swallow your balls. But this is really good stuff for you. This is, this is incredibly good stuff for you because you do take that backseat.
And there, the thing is, is this is kind of your demon that you fight with and most of us outside easily can say, I mean, in my relationships with, with Bunny and Mew, and then the other lovers that we have that come, everyone understands that, you know what, maybe you need a little bit of personal time. You know, we have our together time, we have our this time, we have our that time, but you know, there is absolutely nothing wrong with saying, I need my time. Maybe it doesn't have to be seven days a week or whatever. Maybe sometimes it's just a solid few hours that you have that connection and in a polyamorous relationship, you absolutely deserve to have that moment.
And just to hear you talk in that way to where you say, okay, you're very rational. You know, it's not going to be seven days a week that he, you know, that he's with you. But just setting that time and saying that this is the time that I need. And I think it's responsible of you to be able to say that because it is human.
It's not, it's not your being greedy. It's not your being a selfish person or bad person. That's all your programming. And that voice, believe me, is still there.
It's a constant battle. It's just, it's on automatic. It'll just go on without my even knowing it's there. And that's okay to have that voice because we're programmed if we're programmed, you can't deny that voice.
It's just, are you going to let that voice drive the bus? You know, it's like, so I think it's really good to hear you talk in a way that says, okay, these are all the voices that are in Kathy's head. And you're actually letting the one that that is going to end up making you happier, at least in this situation, at least get in the driver's seat a little bit. And I think that's, that's really amazing.
I mean, the no thing kills relationships. The no thing, the not being able to say no thing keeps people in relationships that are bad for them for a very long time. Because they're just, they're afraid to say no. They're afraid to say no, you can't talk to me like that.
You can't treat me like that. You can't marginalize me like that. You can't make me a thing. You can't discount my feelings.
You can't, you know, previously spend our money, whatever the things in a relationship that are harmful to you as an individual, people say for years. I stayed in relationships way longer than I should have because I just, I didn't want to say no. I didn't want to say this is unacceptable to me. This hurts me.
I'm not going to do this because I was so afraid of the rejection or the bullshit. Oh, we've invested so much in each other. You know, that's just, it's just, look, every day of your life that you have adventured anywhere, you have been paid by being able to fucking breathe. So there is no such thing as a waste of your life.
Take the moment, sit back and say, I'm worth saying no, even if it costs me this relationship or this thing. I mean, I could go off on this topic for 100,000 years. Unguh. Yeah, it's boogie.
That is a very scary look you have on your face. He has his arms crossed. He's smiling. That's a scary look.
It's like that fucking robot and a boy and his dog. Oh, God. I love that movie. See, you know, go watch it on YouTube, kids.
It's actually an incredibly horrible female degrading rapey movie that I thought was awesome. Wait, he's a women rape him. What? No.
Yes, in the end, they tie him down, don't they? Yeah, it's firm. Yeah, yeah, that was awesome. That's not empowering to win.
That's bad. It was not a good movie. In the 70s, we're going to win. Yeah, huh?
Tell him how it ends. Yes. No, no. So under.
Yeah, boogie. Creepy, giant guy. I do. What's going on, Jan?
We talked more about branding. I did. Me too. It just kind of happened.
And right now we're picking out Akatans outfit to where to work tomorrow. Nice. Including the panties. We haven't got there yet.
We're talking about needles for a little bit. Oh, so, oh, like where a needle and put a cork in it? No, no, we're just talking about just randomly clowns because we were talking about cookies. And one in cookies and needle link.
We were talking about cookies and one in a pin and then we eat to Akatan and send her to work. In the car, Pafey, but wow. Because they're talking about cookies. So I just went with C's for cookie and that's good enough for me.
C's. Cookie. That's good enough for me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Sounds very much like a blue bear. No, I got cookie. And I put them by. But they started listing other things that started with C's.
So they listed clowns because there's a couple people in the chat that aren't all that fun. Yeah, yeah. So it's a kind of all over like always, but a lot of fun. Why am I obsessed on the thought of telling her to put a cookie in a little plastic baggie and wear it in her panties all day?
Because you're a freak. I am telling her that. Why do I just, it's the whole time he's talking, I'm like fucking, fucking, fucking. Because you're a pussy cookie guy is why.
It's true. We're talking about pussy cookies at one point tonight too. What's your favorite cookie, boogie? Kathy?
Yeah. Say it. You know, I'm like 13 days in. I'm getting just say it.
I don't have a favorite. Mewdew. They all equal. What is it?
She likes sugar cookies, right? She likes sugar because yeah, I knew. Why do you give me that look for me? I don't know what kind of cookies are all the girl makes, but I know she likes strawberries and tangerines and mac and cheese and we ate those things today.
We can't do that next one's coming up because guess what? I forgot to print out. You didn't print out the kinky world. Don't say it.
We'll do it next week. So now what we have no wait. I don't know. Oh, wait.
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It's on my phone. It's on my phone. It's on my phone. How about yourself, off damage.
Wait, first show me your butthole. Don't turn around. And make glitter come out. Oh, that's beautiful.
Thank you. Are you going with her? Early girl. Go on the whole make it, man.
I know. Fuck it. Neighbors got to just get used to it by now. I love your potato.
Oh, God, this is me again, isn't it? No, going to a Mew. I'm lingering on the telling her to put the cookie in the plastic baggy. Is she putting it in?
Well, no, I haven't even told, got into. I've just got put the cookie in the plastic baggy. Okay. Okay.
I'm going slow. It's kind of fun. Oh, nice. Nice.
Okay. Let's talk about this weird thing that we're now working on. Oh, God, damn it. I got to give my little crappy whip.
I'm going to remember that little crappy whip that I got vaguely. Okay. So bunny had never been whipped. And so I had my little crappy little whip.
You know, I've never been able to afford or get a decent whip because they're expensive because they can be. Yeah, pretty expensive. So I showed you make you want to. I whipped.
I literally spent the whole weekend. Bunny's in love with being whipped now. She has whoopie dots all over her butt. And why wouldn't she, you know, that's the thing.
And you likes the whipping too. She's you know, sometimes good sometimes bad But she enjoys it and I'm like I love like I don't like big long whips I'm not into that at all But I love the like three four foot whip where I can just literally have so much control and get really accurate on the shoulders and button I actually I actually just found out they don't need the one that I'm working on So maybe that can be a very podcast with it. We can talk about colors and stuff nice well Kathy Kathy So I'm like okay, so it started to fray at the end because it's a crappy little eight lap, you know And so it started to fray and I don't know how to not it together and it's like starting to run away So I'm like yeah, maybe younger can you know, it's like literally that much is undone So so all of a sudden I'm like, okay, you can't because I'm apparently a little girl pleaser and I love whips and now I have victims That love whips so of course I'm like fucking whip and we just spent like, you know three months of my fucking paycheck on the supercomputer That's hopefully gonna be here on Thursday and which we'll talk about next week once it actually gets here So I'm like well, I gotta get a real whip, you know because I cannot do that because your girls have asked yeah So I'm like, you know, I got every other fucking toy in the world and I love playing with different toys And I said hey, yeah, I got a whip that I bought a lot of those kind of expensive I just never use it because I am horrible at taking aim and I'm horrible at practicing I'm not gonna practice the hours and hours. It's gonna take me to become proficient with it So just bring it to work bring it to your vanilla work.
No, it's free. It is be a high Give me those receipts damn it That would be amazing they would do so then you said so then I'm like well Can I buy it off you you know and I'm like, you know, you know, like how much she told me the price you pay for her I'm like, oh, well, can I eat your pussy or something? She's all no I want to keep the whip no Stick my tongue in and if we shower you off Thank you Right now, but that's all he needs younger. Yeah, I am very very I'm very appreciative of this But I will not be giving you a lingus.
I don't want that I don't think technically you can do that really a lingus. I don't want that. Yes. No, I don't know I don't want that No, I don't want that is good uncle creepy apparently I can't stop talking about having his butthole look Right, but he can just talk about it.
Yeah, it's good. Just I'm just now not you all right So that would be good. So so that was great. I gross Kathy out and What else what are you?
Oh my god? Oh my god? She's doing you now. Okay, so I'm assuming this doesn't involve glitter.
No, I saw stars So she I did that I just worked in and I didn't tell you the story either So early girl, you know after last week, you know It's all sexy and she was all relaxed because she was wrapped up and and so maybe we got into a little play time little little sexy time and so maybe I might have you know might not somewhere and Maybe that would have got a little exciting and maybe she would have had a little moments. That was hopefully very enjoyable for her Look how vague you're being and And so then you know after you give oral to someone some people some women You gotta give them a refractory period just like man It gets really sensitive the click it's really sensitive and some women if you back off a little bit and go a few seconds nibble nibble You know just you can then proceed into the next orgasm in the next and it's kind of like how you teach people how to have multiples So I'm you gauge for that and if it's too intense well, then obviously you're done and they said I'm done so I was in that place where I was kind of just testing the waters because you know we're new playing with each other and a little background story Me and Earl the girl have been friends for a long time like while longer than than her and I've been seeing each other so Out of any girl that we play with love her friend relationship, whatever Mu is incredibly protective over Earl the girl like in a way that is unlike like I Feel she trusts me She trusts me with all of these girls because apparently she doesn't have a strong of a connection I see this coming a mile away. I find out How little she actually really trusts me when it counts. She's like I have irreversible psychological damage there fucking I don't care You know whatever but for Earl the girl She she shows me you fucking predator just she has that like that look in her face like you fucking predator So literally I'm in this moment.
I you know she has her time. It's beautiful. It's fucking gorgeous I'm looking up the vaginas and I'm watching intently for my body language Whatever and I kind of ask you know a little more and and she gives the thing where she says you know She's like okay, you know great, you know, don't go the the pause sign that kind of gives a little positive Which I see cuz I'm fucking staring at her and I don't even get a chance to fucking pull my mouth away from this gorgeous But China before fucking psychotic protective polar bear mommy mu fucking just wax me in the head Like she's done fucking And I just like freeze cuz I'm trying to be smooth and just literally a head shove like Just look like intent. It's look at her face veins in her neck Like zero to fucking I'll kill you fucker in half a second and I just like my neck racks and I look at her and she just instantly she's look at you And then all of a sudden she realizes what is just transpired and she goes outside and I'm like I saw that she said to stop Can I gracefully just get away from the vagina as to not look It's just that look I'm just honored fucking kill you don't you fuck up my friendship I Realize at that moment.
I go. I do not have this woman's 100% At all I thought it was a very So now I keep like a guard up rails I wear a neck brace I have a football helmet on go ahead. Give it your Vader helmet. Give it your best protecto Under yes Thank you Apparently A cotan doesn't wear underwear.
So where should you put the cookies now? And last suggested that he suggested that you know the kegler elves hold it Okay, I'll give him the point on the kegler elves have her double the bag Okay, put a hole in the one bag the outer bag the outer bag, okay, and then wear it like a little loin cloth, okay? Yeah, yeah, you know she's not gonna do it Moments that moment that we're like hey we can get a lot of you to do it to wear a fucking cookie loin cloth over her cookie Would be pretty good. Is this this show is this where we're going?
What does it say star? Starstruck oh guys. I talk about that. Are you sure?
I thought it was you? Okay? Well, I don't know what I don't know That's not it sometimes love is less than nice you may need some fucking advice right now What you want to go my phone so we can do that segment if you want oh Just fucking it was like a arm shovel. I'm strong on my neck I'm the dominant here.
I know what I'm doing For you now. I don't have to impress her with that knowledge anymore. She's offered them. Oh, that's hilarious We're doing kitty world news.
I said it. Do you remember who sent us this but it's pretty hysterical This is the most expensive coffee in Europe. It's a cafe called filetio cafe, which opened earlier this year in Switzerland It offers customers coffee and blowjobs. It's a real thing.
I checked it out I saw on Online that it's like a bar and like they can't be and you arrange with your oh, yeah This is from their website drinking your coffee while getting relaxed by a wonderful hostess is not a dream to accompany your coffee What better than a good relaxing indulgence practiced by professional creamers? For the modest amount of 60 euros you are now ready for a good day's work Choose your coffee and your hostess on your iPad from a selection of the tastiest such a connection and for women Don't worry ladies. We also believe in your enjoyment. We are considering a service or female customers.
I know I saw the video for this and And I got to tell you Sitting shoulder to shoulder with another fucking dude that I've never even met in my life and having a chick that I've never met my life Suck my dick while I have a frappuccino. Well, just I don't want to spend 60 euros on that and the funny I don't even know how much 60 euros is 50 bucks 50 bucks. That's right kind of figured yeah, but apparently in Switzerland They're not as neurotic as you are. That's just like I mean do you like lean over while you're having your coffee?
Full team's doing great. Oh, it sounds like gold No Did they do that that would be amazing now that would be cool to sit next to Disgusting that is not how you come. I hope that is that's why I don't come you haven't learned that Maxim magazine says as always critics blasted the proposal claiming only developers would benefit from the business But alas prostitution is legal in Switzerland as long as the sex workers have permits So why wouldn't they open a cafe where you can get a cup of coffee with an almond croissant and an orgasm cup of Joe in a blow a Joe in a blow that's right. I think it's awesome.