So I walk into the bathroom and he's standing there with his cell phone out and he's got a child's umbrella And we kind of lock eyes for a second. He realizes what I'm seeing and I look at him and go You know there are only two types of movies that start this way I was like them involved opening up that umbrella in very uncomfortable ways Oh I mean it's part of the course I think that he needed an umbrella and the quickest one to grab was his daughter's It was like a sponge bob or a Yeah I remember somewhere in the world right now this guy deviant's telling the same story except for his one of you It's like I'm in the bathroom my kids umbrella With my kids umbrella my cell phone out and porn hub going I'm Right Whatever I got categories first Yes, all of that is you know hand holding and putting the blanket on her when she falls asleep and tentacles Little tear rolls down as he comes Moment It would be a semen on the mountain Sounds like a some kind of horrible description you give to a doctor after you have something wrong in your area I was gonna say it's when they you have to choose a champion for your like trial by whatever and then they just like do like double Dutch I zombies it's a real goddamn movie oh my way I'm right yeah we see there's dev so you were gone last week that's so I was gonna say like you guys missed me so I gotta start the show properly I'm sorry there's no we're gonna tell a dad joke what up we mix okay I'm very sorry I first this on Brandon and I'll make you watch from the cliffs I may Doug watch this redubbed anime called 50% off it's based on a swim anime called free that is one of the most homo erotic things I've ever seen in my entire life but this particular is worse so a bunch of the they've got some of the same voice talent that is down the American version of Dragon Ball Z they randomly decided it's mostly just one guy but there's a few other voice actors involved in a cell phone decided to redub this and I may do mostly just watch the outtakes but it's fucking hilarious I think the next one I see says what up bitch boobies but then he can't stop laughing changes it to bitch boobies that's on the next update yeah and there's another one one right now I get back that dolphin wow one of the characters is totally your penis completely sexually obsessed with water and so there's that in that same no it's the same scene it's just they want the different dialogue they're writing in the car he's like looking at the window with the ocean he's like oh I bet you can't wait to have me inside of you so what right now like it's disturbing because you're the ocean yeah it's pretty amazing okay noted on things to watch my kid not around yeah no it's all up on YouTube but I think it's on Funimation too okay so I can watch with you around I thought you were working if you're on slow I need something to kill the time but it's not on silent you should explain the school arm thing to me that's a trainally from Deborah's day but I'm a school mom oh I wasn't that you but not on there your school market you're the one who keeps us in line apparently that's fucked up well yeah because I'm not all the people I can't get back if you're not the one that keeps us in line it was also the fact that I had a lot of free time so I didn't care how long it took us to record okay now we did run the lot on air off air quick I force you to watch most of 50% off before you decided to actually had to leave which unfortunately it's now spreading because I made a coworker mind Andy watch them he thinks he's gonna name his fantasy football team swimdicks issue you know the team named Pete top Kevin bottom yeah that's um russ and see right it's a lot of our is naming his team Philip top Peter bottom oh wow I'm not sure that would be the real actually we had a whole discussion about it would be I think Peter would be on top well yes I mean you know physically but emotionally say filled to power bottom I will build a power bottom we're superhero ever that's what she's reading the energizer but it wouldn't be bear about it bear the power bottom he keeps taking the bear keeps in acts for what I don't know what it is what Emma in the bear no I don't know if like she has a good teddy bear or like a hairy gay best friend when I did the inside on a morning show bear yeah I'm Zukri yeah and there was an animal skater in the douche yeah there's a whole there's a whole thing about that skater in dude I have a short time when he gets so he gets super fucking wasted with that random fans but yeah and then it's the description of when you're still drunk with the phone's ringing and the thought process you have while trying to figure out what's happening and needing to answer the phone well and there's some of the phone's ringing there's only the door going antsy a phone and it's like I'm I'm trying I don't know what to do and let's start breaking down a great rest of the game experience in Vegas one morning one morning last week you want to talk about that one sure you talk about that one time another stuff I was just so you guys were meeting a school marmin that was in Vegas so not being not being a fan school marmin yeah I can tell you though when I messaged you because I normally don't message you when you're in Vegas about your sunglasses I was a little suspicious when you asked me to send you a picture I'm like well because I lost both pairs of sunglasses within like two days of each other and so I wasn't sure which one that left your house no I was suspicious I'm like should I not be sending a picture while he's in Vegas is something bad no it wasn't like that there was a new bug in Android yeah you know whether a couple more came out to oh and then the patch that got released didn't actually work there's still a way to do it I was like okay so I turned off on my you know all my downloading mold message I still have it off actually so it was funny because I get weird numbers with semi-mms like no don't know the numbers funny like that shit but then it was my new yeah now so they just got I was in class for Monday Tuesday so actually learn some things I was in the class more audit than learning anything if you reminded me of a few tricks that I forgot about it's good I mean I did say I have some really cool stuff to know that only my hands on and I did find out about a new tool that I'm gonna get through them so you know how on the double doors especially like building door next door doors they'll be like a deadbolt latch on the inside the lobby turn okay so somebody I don't know why they got myself but basically took conduit he's conned with and ran a cable through the conduit on one end of it is a big not be turn right yeah and on the other end is this little thing it looks like kind like a you yeah turns it and you stick the whole thing so simple between the gap the doors and get it on there you start turning it and it flips the whole much honestly it's basically just a glorified coat hanger it's quite brilliant yeah no it's also two and a few bucks pretty sure to make one oh I'm gonna have him I want I'm just gonna make one out of like you know one of the connects wheels and a piece of wire oh yeah we can make one out of later on yeah the class was really good it was funny because you know the first like day it was the first full day and got more of the bypassing stuff the next day but after I've always done it I was teaching the class but I was actually a lot to get the buildings like it's been a while like right so the gesture class like not taking school and all but usually I do use it sometimes but it's usually once I'm inside a building like open a death world was safe for some time it's not usually get into the building something that bothers me about my apartment is I have the deadbolt and I the chain but then they have the chain release and that's not that hard to pick and there's enough room to get your hand in through the chain to pick that there's ways to keep this thing you can use you can go hangars and small things you can get them on there you just hold them you can mess with them and then let's say Wednesday was B-side is that really well Thursday started DEF CON and the end of the B-side's so that was a busy day I got extraordinarily drunk that night woke up Friday I got to myself it was kind of nice I didn't really go to the conference at all like DEF CON anyway I had a badge no one listens I didn't go to the main area the conference I don't know that I want to go next year I mean granted there's a year between now but it was the first year they had moved to Bally's and Paris they were taking over both conference areas it was really spread out even those two adults are connected to them it was really spread out there were 20,000 people there and I'm really kind of disappointed with the goons like every year they get the new kids that want to be goon because they want to be impressive or whatever they want to be able to say they're security goon is a defenade and they get the fuck attitude like the I'm a fucking goon you have to do it I say no I've been going to go and badges before like hey just the case we need you here's a goon badge and they're like never a conference all they're in the casino or they're going to be as well as that I came back on so did you come home before you went to the show no I was straight to Red Rocks because I was here and I'm like yeah right Brittany Mazzaby's like you're in Denver right not in jail like yeah I'm good I'm in Red Rocks what did you do with your luggage I love my car okay I know you know that's right you ended up driving the airport leaving your car but yeah like I said I'm like right home at all so you're gonna die I end up getting here back here like 4 o'clock in the morning on Sunday okay and then you actually made it up for D&D on Sunday afternoon good on yeah let's be fair no wonder you're afraid you do too this week I shouldn't even do too this week because I was not bored because I'm doing that so the official right challenge is October 2nd that's really soon it's Friday that's really really soon it's two months away it's in celebration of the WVG it starts at 9 p.m. on Friday 9 a.m. so that recording on October 3rd like just maybe going out it's a challenge to think of it like a Spartan race or a or a tough 100 yeah instead of as an individual you're as a group everyone's helping each other out to get through it very very kind of military which makes sense because it's organized by a bunch of back ops guys so many parts your body are gonna be here so it's 12 hours on it's over the course of 20 miles and it's every running and normal PT shit to whatever weird challenges they want to come up with like here's your 200 pound buddy you're gonna throw up your shoulder and carry up next mile or mile or whatever and the whole time you're wearing a backpack that has well over 150 30 pounds of weight plus a three-year ball of water bladder and whatever food stuff that happened with me I just don't like the idea of trying to crawl through small tubes I don't care if they stand in a favor and I'll get stuck I'm sure you do that's why you're not by that's a real problem with the word there's no she does I know she told me that sorry I'm giving me that look it's good but thankfully I got back on Saturday morning so sorry so I really catch the con flew that everybody's doing it right now it just happens yeah everyone's fucking on their death it just happens Luke made it through I think till Wednesday and it started down and started dying like for a second she got back in town yeah everyone's got fucking crud so of course I'm like oh shit like why not like oh cuz I remember to eat better and I drink a lot but that's even vitamin and drink water and sleep and shower and sleep there's a long standing roll it's called the 3-2-1 roll you have to have at least three hours of sleep two meals and one hour every day hopefully next year though I'm sure I'll change my point but it's only your I'm sure by next year they'll have figured out the issues they have you know every first year we're in any place it's a little fucked up because they're just what we don't have any kind yeah it's the first year that I chart him or that's a nice chair is that apparently I know much of the people that work okay I don't go over to yeah because me and I'm actually one of them work for me it'll be fun yeah I think three days worth of goddamn audio into one episode mine make it a couple yeah thanks good any series I'm done wrong that's a good thing that means the clap no it's kind of the essence of the show is it is well no we did the complete fucking crossover when we did the we did the shooting the gap at devs this was free yeah yeah yeah and it was James instead on so I'm gonna go to sports bar I can't not know a couple things you know a couple things we're talking like staff but winners of the Super Bowl with them and it was like what no I know what was coming I did some research the big thing I think that I'm the sure they ever start not was hacking the headphones because all the new ones was a canal and the second part was all the car hacking yeah Jeep or Chrysler technically Chrysler had recall 4.1 million vehicles to upgrade the firmware and fix the problems and I'm friendly from why you're going to one of the parties I was at she's like I need a quote from you on this story like why is your car on the fucking internet there's your quote she's like what what that thing that can't be your quote yeah that's my quote quote why is your car on the fucking internet just but it's a smart car why is it a smart car doesn't have to be a fucking smart car if I need something to do in my car that's what my phone is for it does maps it does music it does everything I fucking need my car doesn't need to be on the fucking internet I'm not fighting with you on this I take a ticket to see it the Tesla that you test yeah yeah yeah cuz some of my friends work for Tesla so basically called other boss like hey can we take one of the prototypes to duck on these like yeah sure check it out so they called up first off it had the full-blown auto assist or the automated driving and and have in scene mode which that car goes 0 to 60 under three seconds on the same mode like if you're if you're in the front seat and you throw your phone up in the air it'll slam the back seat and stick it doesn't drop because that's how strong the forces you're waddling with when you're accelerating it's badass something and it's only be what like 180 thousand dollars like yeah we got to work on price points it just makes me really miss talk here because I want to see them play with it oh I know well cop top here or the cast from top here is going to Netflix well like I said we'll be called top here but it's fine you know next year really talk you watch him very gingerly trying to set last spot I didn't do that we're playing danday like smash we were all smash we were all kind of just like that we had that and dice rolling so yeah I mean yeah well noises we should get a dice tower what the ones they have on the we're trying so hard not for buffner okay for the first I know so what's this nice thing you speak of it's tower it's a tower you've got to mention that it rolls through into a tripe you drop them on top make sure that they actually roll on sorry you guys actually have a special device for rolling your dice we don't have it yet we want them there's actually a there's people can't sit there just like there's all the dice is always roll there's actually one that works with a thing but there's a tower there's actually one that I saw that some it almost looks like you remember the old Castle race goal yeah it's like that like it folds out so works as a DM screen and then yeah and then you have a good to tour turrets you can use as dice trade so the DM can do one that's like out this way and then the players do it out that way like it's right sounds like that's pretty yeah I was like I get the last campaign I'm like at least fuckers ain't committed enough for me to buy this thing you know I'm a junior campaign so far yeah yeah yeah something else that did come out at that I was talking about for an air and I used to work with doing right teams and he was talking about stuff and every year and you know always constantly a duck out when the next exactly it's not like they're just been here well so I'm a friend or any like I can create scenarios like D&D scenario based red teaming one of our you know friends or some of those red teaming to be a podcast through how they get to this unless you can actually develop pretty interesting current game based on that yeah we're working on those there's all kinds of shit being worked on right now not just it car you need to find a really fun artist I had a good time of it outside the outside of the whole side you still the finish our fucking home no I got printed it's finished I was in printed and it's gotten framing so I think a little while I forget to get it I was a good area actually no I was actually really it's Vegas I'm not always well behaved but I was this year also could be a princess also could be a principal but see can I I want to hear a friend say about what you can areas get halfway there with what's control that's what's on my head was a good news oh I got you all that for my god was a guy we did so much worse shit I know I know we get puts control that's we're on the line it's not popular when the cops come in for their free copy no god who was that they did that I'll ever forget I watched a stripper get yelled at by the club over Georgia song and asked to play it was a great song but said the word pussy in it once but you're at the strip club at the strip club and he was watching the janitor church that'd be a whole other thing but that'd require a whole different kind of lessons but yeah but yeah seen them once I'm done I'm done he got upset because the word pussy was in one song like well then you find out this was years ago like I'm thinking about it now there's no songs you can play anymore that's why you're so played 80's here metal where they just you use euphemisms for pussy yes yeah good video yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they were not together but then she's also crazy so yeah if you watch the behind music with cherry pie they have pictures of them from like the late 80's with the really awkward miswestern family portrait of their kids like I just shake my head like warren suck I'm sorry I got that big in the air metal but even then more inside pretty nice concert I'm going to ask you pretty light red wraps yeah it's always a good show it was really good I'm so excited really pretty nice too it was awesome because he was this every year he chose you some little different I've seen a bunch of the first time I saw there he was by himself second time he had brought on a few banned people but like you know a normal modern man and last year he was with the Denver Orchestra I mean I didn't get to see his stuff that's why this year's like I'm gonna find home it was it's by himself again this year but he was heavily focused on on singing music with the late and he had some amazing lights it up and then so while you're watching like there in the background there's a late in storm all around Denver it was never rain but it looked really nice actually it was good played for three and a half hours straight was it actually three and a half hours it's really three and a half hours but I thought he started I know it's on my car and I wasn't on anything that would take in time and messed it up well what did you do afterwards?
I'm gonna try to wait on the other front yeah you were talking about that alright then I'm not going to know what's twice to say you didn't get to go home and sleep not immediately no anything could happen why don't I know that's why I'm everything for white water place affectionate they noticed the cat boys yeah that's pretty much it fireworks and beer weird things for my parents are right now actually they're going to some cabin or something and they invited us to go with them and I'm like a world of dough I'm not making that fucking drive I'm not sharing a cabin with you guys it also because it's not a cabin like it would be it's probably like a nice fucking house it's probably like it's you know the millionaires cabin right yeah your sister who the quote was yeah that was invited but she'd last about five seconds with no internet and no phone it's not that I can read I just don't feel the need to spend that much time around no you risk knowing you could make new portals mm-hmm now I think it's good to do I went around with a bunch of actors I think we've been dressed all over it's actually started to do everything oh yeah finishing lunch at like 2 o'clock yeah I started running around five hours later like yeah we should go back to the hotel yeah we took we got a war with the door probably ten of us and we got in a fight with this little agent kid on the UNLV campus I think you told me about this here's on a bike so he would like try to get ahead of us and he set a bunch of greens I'd be like I'm just not a model yeah because I mean especially the ten of you it's not exactly a challenge it wasn't hard it was a hard and we were fighting over who would get the unique it was funny we were fighting so fight over because they're like trying to link block each other no we're running around that so there's funny because with this kid getting so pissed off the way we were there yeah so I put up I put one down keep load up next I put one down he blowed up so we all get the same unique we only got you need to stop the same and then you said that's natural strong portal such an awesomely hilarious move oh yeah we had a blast that's my pole but I called the lizzy recently where I put up one I was gonna say one R1 resonator and a really powerful shield and we didn't see what they would do that's funny I love to I called it I called it a lizzy thank you appreciate that I was looking at us blankly we should probably move on do you have anything else or we can move on oh my god let's go what else you got on the list we can't see I'm sorry I should have my way forward it's okay well this moved on the line the Lucifer plot leaked online what I said the plot you can't spell pilot that plot there's no I in pilot actually there is Lucifer pilot leaked online I think every since the flash it's not an accident I think they're trying to get ground swell going for all new like the supergirl hit so goddamn early but flash set the benchmark it came out of my fuck yeah yeah so now like you know everyone denies everything that kind of to I had that same thing that didn't get did get leaked when it first hit that was a real oh yeah yeah but the flash pal get really close to three or months ahead really early and then everyone was like yes and they're like okay well what's for a second season based on you know in that chatter well I see just a real live they didn't we get to get to robot they put it on their purpose yes yes that was a leak though I mean like Lucifer was leaked I feel like though that sorry I had a bunch of crap in my throat I feel like the supergirl though what happened is they they leaked it and then they realized how bad everyone's thought it was and they've gone back and reworked it nothing it's well they did well it's really because the CW is now said they regret passing on it because they made it because I think they could have another joke oh god yeah that and they've also finally come out and said officially that arrow and flash will never cross over with supergirl so well they'll they'll barely advertise yeah Constantine's gonna pop up on arrow which I said it was like five is it five is it five is it really is it yeah it's a one-off like there he's not gonna be a recurring saying right now that he won't be a recurring character but I guarantee you it's gonna be a highly rated episode season four episode five and he has something to do with what canaries with Russia yeah speaking of it anyway so those were pilot leaked I watched it debut a little itchy on the loser for a crime fighter angle I would see my soul great I don't think about it I actually like it it's mostly based on the strength of the writing itself on the episode and the guy the lead who's like a nobody yeah they couldn't pick up better Lucifer I mean the guy is just oozes to I saw the trailers for it like that looks like a pretty big thing because I was a big fan of Lucifer graphic knowledge I read which you should I'm gonna say it's just Lucifer is very extremely self-serving so I have a very hard time seeing him as the crime fighter well I think it's that there's a twinge of that he's left held yeah but he misses the punch and aspect where like he gets involved in his friends murder and he's like kind of status just need to get it out well that you know he's like yeah well we'll find the killer don't worry about he's like no whoever did this needs to be punished and he not in a I'm gonna whip you fifty-six great kind of way but I'm just gay but uh not the good gay way bad anyway bad anyway it was a gay way truck you gotta get a sense that's why I'm gonna tell you this kid you brought me to the great we're going to go to the back I was listening to that I mean using fucking idea and I wish I would thought it like probably three out of five women it's a target for really solid I'm sure they sound it probably not but uh you gotta get a sense that he kind of misses aspects of hell but you don't have one of his angel brothers going like you need to come back like now it's not now it's not different angel but apparently like loose for showing like compassion tips the balances of good evil that he starts becoming more good and not as very worried about that like couldn't he was cast out he was angel originally still angel before just cast down doesn't mean change what it is there's a lot of talk about that predest like you know predestiny and all that he's like like father made me like this so he can't get mad at doing this now because he knew I was going to do it because he can't say a man there's a conversation where I want to say Lucifer straight up says if somebody else would have because God we just go predestined for this but he does seduce a therapist played by Rachel Harris I kind of like he has good information from this therapist except you know he's not that Italian and he's basically promises a gang or promises a bank he basically likes to do this and goes like I will have sex with you since obviously that's what she wants for me that's like what was really powers knowing what a woman wants to beg him I don't think it's like he's like exuding that much charm but I would say charisma yeah like a 25 natural charisma he's just yeah hits his head like he's from a 20s every time yeah he has a coming back to the therapist saying okay I've come to you know a man I'm here to have sex you got actually said make a couple time oh my god it's but he pulls it off better than I'm doing but he does say we can have whatever relationship you want but I need to talk about existential quandras and having so I like the pilot based on just the guy that plays Lucifer all the little gags but they're like what's your name is like Lucifer like a loose for you yeah morning star I go that's the extreme because I'm afraid yeah I saw you know like the female cops of course own you into all of his abilities he's like my father sent you like and then they'll have a will they won't they relationship yeah pretty much it's gonna be like the devil you ever moonlight with the devil in the pale dance with my I was doing a moonlight joke I don't know why I don't know why my red neck on that one next uh no no I'm not sure under center of the blind spot pilot that late or I saw anyway I don't know because it's interesting they're not really sure how it's gonna go especially after a test footage they've shown or the testing they've done it's it's interesting it atmospherically it seems like it's ripping off the blacklist it has that kind of dark sticky roads I'm wondering like what of all of our tattoos me and some of them it's like well there's a matter back that's obvious there's apparently some Chinese address behind her here that but like someone's like there's a bird there's what appears to be just you know like obviously she was Robin at some point I was gonna say she went to Portland but I heard on it I heard about Portland I think it's pretty tight too well there if you like it better for yeah I don't know how I feel about this it just seems really silly you find out that you know they did blackout one of her like original tattoos before she was like abducted and Nizia yeah but and you find out like the tattoo is like a special like ops things that you know how to fight we like of course she does because this is turning into the porn identity like the porn identity somebody make this that's born nobody should make the porn identity porn supremacy see got a whole series right there for all blonde blue white matte one comment name I don't know what my spot I won't follow it yeah Luca for all be able to get at least three episodes if they keep going with kind of like the bad guy in the week then I probably watch that much of it you watch the end of I want to say it's not it's a start building no way we're trying super nice okay it's over seasons over so you can watch it okay I don't know if I'll have another season they ended it in a way that was satisfactory I mean obviously they keep going with it in other ways but yeah I liked I liked it a little not miss a time but it was over all I thought it's okay I mean never watched it I heard about the yeah I mean about four or five I mean I mean it's really long going to be more mutated now I mean it's the reveal and then I just it was one of those things where I was waiting for a bunch of episodes and I kind of forgot about it too so I should go back now and I put on the haloos oh and that was something else that just to show how much Mr. robots very very good every single fucking hacker at death knop was like when I got to be watched the show it's funny because it's 10 times more like usually the episode where he's doing the morphing withdrawals yeah they're watching hacker like I got you why right yeah I like him trying to talk back to but he uses a lot of the techniques that we would actually use yeah like the one where he's doing the prison I love that they spent most of that episode him just doing her constant trying to figure out what we're doing that's what you're like oh my god it's actually fucking yeah that's a how you do it but be like that's how I would think of it's like what's the small little I can figure out how to get into small to the path we were not by it yes yeah speaking of which I have it as a venture based on the last episode I don't know if you've seen lots of I heard about it but I haven't watched it yet how much we heard about it very little other than only got it was fucking amazing up to watch it and I told him shut up because I don't want to hear about it okay so I'm pretty sure I'm missing two episodes right now okay I like you get off my list based on my list because there was a huge reveal they're listening them on halo is being available at the network discretion so there's no fucking schedule whatsoever for me to be able to see them on it now like that none what's it that I make you watch another period now that's just three weeks behind yeah kind of you watch it's all about my robots thank you but I guarantee when you see this week's episode you're gonna want to talk about it okay unfortunately I did the the whiteboard in order of this stuff I've seen then the stuff you've seen so I don't jump around for person just be a Christian Sider that's great actually there's a movie that came out 2002 called guns girls in gambling it's Christian Slater and Gary Oldman I cannot believe I missed this guns girls in gambling probably it's just three years old no basically Christian Sider plays a guy who his girlfriend's taken out of the house he's just driving through like the southwestern United States stops through an Indian casino gets peck pocketed by this girl so he has no money so he ends up joining a um Elvis impersonation contest and you meet the five Elvis's gay Elvis played by Chris Gattan Asian Elvis played by an Asian guy Midget Elvis or little person Elvis as the running guy becomes mentioned Elvis is the like legit from a bad sign okay so it's awesome hearing him be fell mouth as well dressed like Elvis the nutrition Slater and then there's Elvis Elvis the winner of the contest Gary Oldman and it kind of does like a weird it's very keskis bang bang in terms of like oh let me go back to the beginning of the story so I can as he's narrating it it's very keskis bang bangs guns girls and yeah yeah yeah there's a there's a stolen Apache like war mask that becomes like the Macguffin in it and all of the Elvis's think that Christian Sider stole it but he doesn't have it and it's easily got it's a plot that I couldn't guess like watching it I was like oh didn't see that coming in so much like a movie double take right in really to the ending but it's really but it's fun it's literally cool this year is me yeah world yeah but it's very linch I mean it's yeah it's very yeah it's it's I didn't say it was like a great movie but like how they did it it's impressive yeah basically mostly because tomorrow he's not doing sci-fi anymore which is why we don't give more trombone yeah I know which sucks yeah well everyone goes a little bit into like no no sequels no reboots it's like well because there was something which will you didn't go fucking see it did well good no I mean there's a expectation for extremely high-end brand burden day like a lot I'm not gonna see plenty yeah basically plays a yeah I was just out of the story I guess what kind was like I didn't oh yeah like well I figured he had to adjust the rating based on how they had to shoot he's like well we only get X Y C so the plot has to be this spoilers being targeted by a small world yeah the future didn't even children basically it's like somebody so it's like a guy with midlife crisis I was gonna say that was a little bit my impression is that there was there was some hallucinogenic well yeah yeah he's not on him he's just hallucinating based on what he saw from the log ride whatever yeah which it was like what a movie yeah cool but that ends up like he's important to the air quotes Disney world yeah part of the Disney experience because it keeps coming back right now clones or something it's very lynching like that was really the only way to describe like like it's very it's like what we're gonna go to the last highway we're just like happening in this friend that once rented for 45 minutes after we finished watching a home drive because he was sick ticked off of the movie I like my home drive oh much I'll see the need of dr. Who will jump to that I did like that I was there a few episodes like man man this is boring this morning like they built up basically the entire season building up to that last two episodes but it all happens in my life so it's just really they felt really long everything with Danny Pink felt long yeah I was talking about either do something with him or yeah exactly or killing but then they bring him back I'm like mother fucker yeah I'm glad they're the nervel of this season I look forward to seeing the next season yeah next season starts next month yeah I like the big reveal on who Missy was I know a lot of people didn't I have to talk to co-workers who were whovians and they're like I hated that I'm like I thought that was fucking I'm interested how she yeah well she's gonna back on the next season so as herself that's like they killed her she didn't regenerate because Missy still right so there's something going new to crawl into the table I like your friend the chilies like you do it with his friend's friends Brandon's friend um she's cool with me yeah I like it overall like the series but the last time where it's out when you have like the Cyberman is the dead and I like they find a game like kind of a final salute to the bringer general it's like okay like I gave him a good send-off I know that the actor died you can really do anything but like that fell emotionally like I was like okay I gave him a little bit of one in the 50th anniversary episode which is looking at the board with all the pictures yeah he's on there I did like the kid you know tells her what she is just an researcher databanks for this person yeah yeah that was kind of cool yeah I did like the the Cyberman who's obviously re invigorated body of yeah I did like the reintroduction of the scientists from the 50th I've reached because I really liked her character in the 50th anniversary so she dies though doesn't she doesn't she doesn't she won't the scarf yeah she doesn't die I thought she's eaten by the weird no she's shifting no lizard people no because at the end of the episode she's she and the one at clone like cloned her are sharing the inhaler that's right that's like how they figure out who each other because they zap the thing and make it right forget whether human or zagat yeah and one system like oh so if I was a shoe was that like losing my foot and then one up cluster has a quick asthma thing yeah we ever won inhaler she's like oh yeah yeah so she had the scarf in that episode but then when she got reintroduced in this one she's wearing a bow tie she's wearing a bow tie she's wearing a bow tie she's a bow tie cool down can't give Matt Smith a fizzle to take it off yes I did like what they finally give the choir I'm interested to see what they take her next season like we said off air in the trailer they seem really chummy which is weird as they leave it off to the average cereal but they're not okay let me see killed let me see technically killed pink mr yeah so she hated but she hated not him that was mad at the doctor for withholding certain information acting certain ways and he was not happy with their for blind to him so basically they both end the season like well we lie to each other now what right it's like yeah we're gonna be chumps I'm like one yeah but there were a few good stand-loans like we talked about it we talked about listen which was really like that once again like you know as well as I do like the creakiest ones are always not but listen was one of those that was a good one I loved Peter quality acting that one because he was that perfect balance of like super intelligent and yet completely psychopathic yeah like losing his career at this time I like that a lot actually I think it was really growing into yeah like the ground running like you never really had to grow into it no I'm not sure that I don't know I think Matt Smith the great jobs doctor and so to attend so but I don't think either any any of them could have pulled off that episode like no I don't think so Matt would have been to goofy yeah to like mannequin and I think ten would have been to angry yeah okay I can say that I wasn't too angry angry not angry you're like okay just whatever stop going to tell me please making you feel that well you know eventually though if you start looking back at him then really start off as angry but became angry we can't agree Eric extro always angry and even Matt Smith like there were there's one right like there's yelling like the it's like the tomb of something Egyptian is like screaming he's like you want to eat life and you want to eat pain like here you fucking guns like screaming at this thing I was like oh wow didn't see that come from that Smith right and that's where you really see that dark turn on the 11th doctor that Smith is here to yes here to one side here to read yeah so go what else we got Ken Kardashian speaking of things I want to go back thing that should go away well so you know her she's got Twitter and Instagram and shit so of course she does things she's the advertisers and she got trouble but the FDA she's got I'm sure okay but the whole idea like and she's not I've seen there's a lot of people I've seen that do that and some of her de-list people but hey I'm exercising I've got this shape weight you know whatever she's but yeah so the company you know it's a anti-wearing sickness pill it's not hasn't been approved by the FDA so it was a good local style of they gave her $20,000 to pro it and shows you did that's the trouble her entire Instagram being reviewed by the FDA for other issues you didn't put any of the same thing right well she yeah we start cracking down killing that whole aspect absolutely this is just you know this is just we're not taking that shit they have no fun people will go like oh she takes it so I was it's kid Kardashian makers mark I don't have morning's it was kid Kardashian takes it so I have to we were talking about makers mark last week we got to that the bottle for d&d and I was like you know I'm not makers mark and I said yeah I tried it because that's what will do fo drank in spider-man I was like I'll drink it you know I don't like it I'm sorry and that's fine you do it's a matter of taste but I like just the green goblin drink it so I tried it and that's not even yes because I never tried to use it's a little bit easier because it's not easy bright books sure but yeah you're working I'm not a good one I'm not a good one for you know congratulations actual okay she's not a fictional character she actually is basically a character real person yeah but yeah but I mean like she has real power as the green dollar does not right and I'm gonna try a whiskey because the green goblin drinks it let alone pills that can Kardashian chills probably use your ass as a shelf for actually like the word chills because I think it perfectly encapsulates what they're doing yeah I don't remember if I talk about the episodes yet but it's one of those things that always piss me off about sports sports celebrities endorsements basketball players in particular not a door spots but I mean when you get to that level popular you know people are looking at you and you know that she knows it she markets it she she she has a living off of people following her bullshit spending money based on this you have to realize you have responsibility to the people that are looking to you just like a basketball player you know what this is me I have like asshole I don't know for it Taylor Swift I don't need to go back and I just that's literally goes back to it's a life thing at this point with great power and responsibility I mean no but it's absolutely fucking true like these people have power society and really irresponsible they're not even thinking about it on it no they're just like oh money yeah I mean I can't go to a war whatever there's a shock I'm sorry to turn the duck that's in my head I like Dixon money what is that from don't care mr. Oh it's talking about how women can't say they like Dixon money so they have to say that a guy says it's important oh you know it's funny we were talking about drugs and people shilling things there was a group of scientists two different scientists actually one developed a drug that erases your memory of addiction to help you get over like methamphetamine addiction or heroin addiction if you don't remember why are we wanting to give us the name of the pill that he takes in arrested development he gets stuck in that remember loop they forget me now there's an actual yeah I was like you know math for example one of the reasons it's so hard to break it because the memories of the higher so powerful heroin I've heard the same because you're always chasing that first hi again so what they've done is they literally it's a bunch of guys in Florida developed a drug that removes the basically race is the drug infused memories you just don't remember the drug you don't know the feelings associated with the drug and it worked in my so far yeah imagine there's a lab somewhere where the doctors like let's give them my sare away well not what I think it's probably outside going don't kill the mouse eye mouse is great I said he gets stuck in the forget me now loop because he keeps you getting he takes three things that we take one so we get stuck in the cycle so they got these group of scientists over in Florida right when you know this let's figure out how to make people not be addicted to my help and forget their memory let's make methadone not the best option well at the same time there's much scientists at Stanford who figured out how to take yeast and turn it into opiates they've literally turned out to take yeast and turn into opioid opioid molecules like a word in the morphe oxycodone and heroin they're working together a second yeah so we can take this pill have a great time and take this for you speaking of pills and the future yeah so back in 93 when you know the internet was still only to geeks roosterling who for those of you who don't know is a sci-fi author that's basically equivalent of Gibson and Harvey Siderpunk author and sci-fi one of the foremost you know I mean futurist social futurist right I'm just going to through warn Ellis right so 93 he testified in front of a house subcommittee about the future of the internet specifically what it looked like in 2015 what was it where no I mean there was some porn involved but he was testifying because he was trying to get some funding for the National Research Education Network was a certain that was part of that's who it was a charge of the internet but yeah so he basically testified in front of Congress as a person from 2015 that is awesome and yeah yeah he actually talks about a lot of encryption now encryption is got to be becoming a great anymore and it's rampant and he starts already like take for instance a recent FBI read on an enormous archive of encrypted Iranian files illicitly stored in a obscure node in North Dakota likely FBI was able to decrypt these files thanks to an insider for it deciphering these archives reveal the following contract and 80% was graphic image files with track of young women without veils or in fact much more than any kind or 15% was digitally stored higher than copies of western pop music in western videos still illegal to possess a Tehran and 5% of files were in the first language from how to build a liver and park truck bombs in major urban areas that seems about right now yeah it's a great read you should it's he's honestly not that far off I mean encryption things a little bit certainly rarely is actually yeah but I had a following him on Twitter he will scare the shit out of you he will make you so goddamn paranoid because everything he poses about like decryption government control drones I mean like he's like this is the future and we're like one step away from thought police right like a little point he talks about he talks about a guy who was actually killed at least I brought his beat chase and they're taking their backpack because it was kind of a bag of looking person and they find a device the size of a cigarette pack and they break it and it's that being like a bullet this is he calls it a bullet board system so he's a little dated in this term that had like you know 15,000 registered users and so he celebrities and he was actually extremely the biker guy the kill was an extremely popular nationally known system operator 15,000 people were enraged but they considered the want and destruction of their electronic community which you know again was a computer and decided back so you're right which we have there was a small time we leave we use those leave behinds on jobs that's our way of staying in the network is you know it was pretty tough it's about on it was most of the time yeah so yeah so yeah I was gonna ask you you got a new phone how do you like it I still love it yeah it's survived definitely you know I dropped it once I do have a case on the way now but I mean I just left the plastic that came with it on the screen and it's great I mean I got one little name in the bottom but it works great I'd love it it's arrived in the entire day on its own at Duck College I've never had a phone before I said you know that I was banned for playing versus like a case for my phone yes I'm gonna be that proof or that resisting is nothing is that proof nothing is that proof yes alright that sure sure there was a game company that company's name is Noodle Cake Studios and they released a mobile game it's like a shooting game called shooting squirrel shooting stars sorry costs $3 we do but unless of course you pirate it so what they did was they uploaded a pirate version of the game to torrent sites that slightly different than the real game and it's called the games called the character once they go through a certain point of the game you get to fight a boss named a premium punk and it's basically death punk and you can't kill like it's impossible to just ask a little wrong so when he finally kills you he comes out and says you know the way bosses that have an obscene amount of health if they do manage to beat them then the final was a purchase who has unlimited health and he comes out he's like we will defeat you and squeeze every sense of you kill students like the game maybe she'll buy it nice I do think I will they release the pirate version of their own game just to like this book that's why yeah and then they along the same lines speaking tires piracy fall out four footage got leaked from some conference yeah I've seen it's not terribly impressive it's somebody really snaky with it but instead of loading up to YouTube and having a game down me they uploaded the porn home that's actually which is first off don't look like that plenty of people have watched it on porn on purpose but it's harder to get you down from porn home so yeah it's not I don't think porn up posted inside the United States so then you're doing international copyright law over in this case over a shitty video of video yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I've seen I think a couple things I've popped up on that on porn like really this is like there's a I think it was either UFC fight or like the Super Bowl simply people just upload that shit to the porn up really smart never thought about it so I was just all this fall that four foot looks so good well look at that picture here look at the pixels oh my god we're rendering us actually we're going to look at that they raise you know not coming because I'm saying stuff you guys are all my insurance first year you want to start up how many do you have a lot of what we tackle ours then I started talking about last week I started reading Earth's clients new book while listening to Armada and I was not really sold on it at the beginning it's starting to get better but unfortunately the underlying meetings and getting from his books is all the time he wasted doing stuff that doesn't mean anything will eventually become very important and save your life and Boeing but yeah like I said the first book it was studying that I'm going to say that the first book it was setting up on 80s about now then building them back this is like a dumbball to me Brandon while you're up you bring me a repair so I'm a Stella now anyway so in the first book it was starting up on the 80s if you remember in this book it's being really good at video games so it's like everything ever done to waste time in your life will eventually become very important I'm liking it more as the book goes on maybe it's just because we'll be eating them both but I had a hard time separating both the characters the character waves in the first book okay the character away from the first book and the characters after the second book and a hard time separating them but now they'll be having more and more of their own characters so it's not a different type yeah that's not gonna take it by the mic as well nice it's my house too crinkle crinkle crinkle crinkle I'm getting out those chips and what we're gonna make the mic would be their cookies were whatever I thought you're going somewhere entirely different with that I appreciate you saying just the next Richard I'm very sorry right now I'm apparently I said the saddest sentence ever heard recently I'm going to go back to watching old episodes of Project Runway and watching Project Runway Saturday or it's never been said I disagree but that's that's like top five positive you heard that you're like I think you think I've also been rewatching seasons of Bob's burgers I love how awkward Tina is and her obsession with butts why he looks at awkward you have the handcuffs that way he looks at awkward right now and once I'm farther into the dress in series than I was before like I said and I still cannot believe how good those books are compared to how bad they need a Blake books it's just a category just though the series I started reading same time staggering how bad that's what yeah okay I re-watched Chris Nolan's Dark Knight I love the opinion who gives it oh wait can I curse from okay in front of Brandon I don't want to hurt your fine yeah it's fine you're not on your call so adorable who gives a shit about origins anymore like I'm watching dark knight I'm like I need to watch that I'm talking about dark knight like the fact that like Marvel is doing the the relaunching spider-man with no origin that's a spider-man that will be in Captain America 3 you know it has been spider-man for a while there are just a handful of characters we don't need origins anymore this we talk about this with man of steel where four panels eight words and that was Superman's origin let's move on I mean like not let's move on but I mean like this is like boom here you go desperate scientists last hope my earth people superman kid yeah like the same with spider-man and Batman we know the origins I don't care if you want to update that's a genti-ner spider rather than radioactive he gets bit by a spider moving on okay so I just I just realized kind of the uselessness of certain origins his parents do you believe no but your parents did do you leave yeah for a week every month you just came across that picture like last week I showed you yeah I mean I'd seen that a while ago you speaking of that I've been rewatching B-TAS Batman the anime series totally holds up something I give you a dehydrated I was gonna say it sounds like a shot for something like watch art really weaponized the anthrax or something it's B-TAS just a DVD box no but no I ended up watching a bunch I didn't watch over the I do always love the almost god episode where all doing the I how they almost kill Batman oh yeah the other truck is like I was in this quarry and I throw a rocket up I think that was well it's not my insurance I did recently watch the robot chicken DC special to you get to see a licensed words 80s hair things like a lot of lame with the sweet dang it's great it's it's interesting episodes like I like all of them sitting around watching it on the smartphones yeah there's how we're looking at we're going to the beach like there's a whole thing with the all one spring break or something yeah but it's just weird they have the hall of doom like rise out yeah yeah so last week or to watch Tiger team you know kind of falling down a wiki hole and this came up what's going on that picture I have no idea because I was like why does the other ones don't know obviously somebody juggled Ryan Jones Denver probably and found that picture found that picture found that picture found that picture found that picture found that picture all no no I mean carbon based life form male skin weren't enclosed that's about it air I don't know I think I just thought it was something I saw I emailed the user or the other way that's not me I just thought it was like that's something you would do without any pictures of like you know you're like here you go no somebody found that I don't know I need to put a different picture on our website yeah well we'll talk about that off there so yeah I just saw that I was like what's now that wasn't me I didn't do that I thought it was you I totally thought it was you being like here's a picture yeah I think they would be someone named Ryan Jones in Denver that you would like google now come up it wouldn't be you right that's really goddamn like that's so you which is funny I mean if they found that picture they didn't look very hard for me I don't know Richard's Richard's so I meant to win this up last time Chuck Taylor's had their first redesign over 100 years I didn't look that yet how do you feel about it it sounds was what I've heard about it is basically the souls or the inseam the insoles are made differently so that they don't stink so bad anymore they're also really hard on your feet yeah no there's nothing flat yeah and they also made the tongue so it doesn't like stay in the middle side you're saying yeah so it sounds like you know things that I will actually miss if I buy the new Chuck Taylor's yeah so that was sad I didn't realize I get my road this podcast quite sometimes yeah whenever I will be able to do should be a production assistant and probably just to go back to the other acting talking about Constantine sleeping with other people right being trailer what fucking hilarious that's the one that's the one that's the main reason I watched it's a right being trailer and now it's a reason I want to see it was the one you mean it's not that that romantic comedy would hurt and have scott throwing a party no I don't really give a shit about romantic comedies but it looks funny I'll actually probably watch it well that's the reason like there might be a shot at some point in time she did I don't know if they put it out in a book if it was just part of a show she's talking about sleeping with one of her gay friends in college she's talking about she describes herself as like the queen of copulation and the princess of pussy it's fucking hilarious okay she asks and she's like how was it he's like slippery he's gay cw is making me fuck the guy what he's doing guys yeah no we don't need an explanation it's fine cw is gonna make a Friday 13th TV show I don't watch it you guys remember the Friday the 13th show that they need a long time ago yes sort of like a Twilight Zone kind of I did see this amazing video of this guy so this guy's flying his drone and you see this bird way off the distance he'll just takes out this fucking drone it's a thing flying a toss beat and right as it gets to the drone you can't miss it the bird like pulls back its wings throws out his claws takes out the fucking drone like it would take a try out the stream yeah it's it's pissed oh WWE did you see that I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out what's on Monday night wrong he's gonna have he's gonna be in summer slam yeah he jumped out he jumped out the crowd jumped in the ring beat up stardust whatever that guy's name was gold one yeah well that gold now he's blue and silver but yeah he was like 60 he was in the crowd and the guy started talking smack and like shoved him and it's funny because you can hear people like he's a little bit out of arrow you can find a clip on YouTube if you search for it the other day that was going on is that they named one of their girl group submission society without realizing that was already pre-existing porn site is it awesome no it's submissions sorority of course that's okay really that doesn't come over here the other random we think of a podcast name immediately Google it like I don't know why Vince Hernandez doing that yeah but I'm gonna say the other Richard that I have randomly as I have been watching the scream TV series it's so bad it's on TV yeah it is but I mean I have that's a fun fact did you guys see that picture where Michael Sarah looks like Hitler's mom I'll show you off here okay you didn't watch that trailer I asked you to watch it no one haven't gee I'm sorry it's like a format trailer for a German horror flick called big night mommy which is not bad boys is gonna have a three and four three and four I heard three and four will Smith probably not be in them he'll be producing he will also be producing a fresh Prince of Valerie there's gonna be a leaving short every challenge reboot with more focus on female characters is going to be as into the where your princess reboot as well Twitter direct messages will no longer be limited to 140 characters what Twitter direct messages will no longer live to 100 characters you can go up to 10,000 because they're trying to compete with Facebook messenger and then oh super members of Batman I'm really liking the rumor that Luther turns Michael Sarah that was nice Luther turns on and do today and they come out that Wonder Woman is in a fight with I guess names like cuts off his hand and then like a sword goes out of his so I think that I'm willing about that sod is turned into a doomsday okay I don't know how I feel about science I don't really know how to feel about sort growing out of them what is he Deadpool the bad that will be bad that will call him bad there is the world's first reversible micro you speak able to work matter what side is up nice fucking final it's called a mick flip am I see flip all in words I'm going to go go so if you guys want a cable that will kick ass go on and go go and fund it because that's what they are not annoying you when you're tired or drunk or that are a long thing have you seen this chickens no sex toy you make you make a gelatin and you put it in this like alien penis looking thing and you you can put it in your ass or in your various areas hold on so you have a jello egg and a fake cock that's the point that's the fetish is that you're being you have fetish morning and praying by you so what is the jelly what is the jelly and that's you that's you come to the big cock goes into your hole oh that's a tongue yes it's laying inside of you what's 35 I look forward to dreaming and then waiting up screaming about later on apparently the new fetish it's new well probably not but yeah to be a good to me to facilitate it's that it's for the video finger that I was reading super creepy facts about movies that will make you see them differently you know the woman who voiced ET was a two pack a day smoker they didn't alter her voice at all really that was a fucking voice oh and late August Star Wars is releasing Bluetooth enabled snow globes that will listen to the music you're playing and as so they're blue two speakers and a snow globe different characters and as the music gets more intense the blizzard inside the snow globe it's more they're on off then it kind of looks like it like there's one Darth Vader there's one that's R2 and C3PO projecting the little playa and there's a gaggle of stormtroopers they'll call it a gag will be called a murder they are expensive because they're only available Japan so you want to import them using a site like Japan Shump you're gonna be paying over $220 good so I was not that much and then NASA for those of you don't know NASA releases 3D printable models of all its satellite to and they finally released one for the March rover it's the ball your hand we put it out 3D printer because of you why not your genitals and send it to all day oh yeah still totally do that oh I think they're watching a venture so oh did you get that to try some to yes where you find out like that awkward moment when you realize that who is it some one of the guys on the earth young breath in breath in wash from Firefly and Jarvis or the Joker Squires in nightstand you know you as a machine you like flying American year so big deal now because they're starting to find classified information that she was sending through her private server which of course she was but it's funny because so he's gonna pull up this list of people that she should call for legal advice because they've all had issues with exposing classified information as well first one Alberto Gonzalez what he was handled classified documents and handwritten notes on classified documents how he was handled swung around his briefcase he was a former attorney general he basically made notes on the wire tapping from a warmless wire to bring him and it's terrible to him what happened to him for treating classified information like a hot-slamy sandwich he's always got a monger he was never charged with crime Sandy burger what he mishandled classified documents and his own handwritten notes on classified documents about the industries terrorism record how he was handled stolen and destroyed him with the pair of sisters he was a formal he was a former national security advisor he took him from the National Archives like he stole them out of National Archives in 2003 as a way of basically covering up Putin's mistakes after initially attempting to suggest that whoopsie he flaked out and mosey off with the documents he fessed up whoopsie and mosey were in that sentence yes he did he did confess pled guilty to him as the meter and since to a hundred hours meeting service in a $50,000 fine and yeah watergate happened yeah John Deutsch Deutsch what he was handled 17,000 classified documents contents I've known how he did it generally inept to security and or lack of fucks given about computer security he was a former director of the CIA he was caught keeping classified information on his home computers and Maryland Massachusetts fired what happened to him he lost security currencies was never charged with a clock in the crime and on last day was presidency bill claimed pardon the man David Petraeus what he was handled no classified meeting class by documents security codes name of covert operatives war strategy and his marriage okay we're not enough and he didn't even said war strategy well how he mishandled it quote in a lusty super because he was one that basically had the one writing his biography and was boner at the same time and was giving her class information rather being clear for it what happens to the whole be sex position the rich powerful flandering fallen military superstorming off easy for his misdeeds in 2015 since the two years of information and $100,000 for wearing gobs of classified information and a rucksack as much as Mr.
and that could be such a mental age too how long is this? it's getting close to him he was another former CIA director and then he got another one Leonardo and that's the kind of company that rhymes the right oranges and black she's she's being lumped in with right now because this could really fuck her and shit I'm sorry like yeah I did something stupid I did that she was allowed to run up try to mail server excuse was I wanted to have one device is we're gonna have to be talking about wish last week that injury happened I'm on Tinder now I'll talk about it on damn you're on Tinder seriously how's it going? he'll talk about it on damn apparently well I mean like what you like I was supposed to meet people through it have you met anyone through it no but it did leave me to I almost tweeted this wrong like god damn it that's a girl's on Tinder in a sports which is why I like left they're like I like camping the broke it was like no you know there's a you know I just like right because you get a dope reaction really like when you stop a chain or scratching take it off so you know it's really like something about swiping right versus left give you a second like a lizard break that interesting I'm gonna go to Sky again why not no I don't know I thought it was code in here no she's back to post it all right did you listen to the last website yeah I have something about the one star really I didn't think the person I kind of took the category okay which was like casting call videos those are fun those yeah those are fun that's amazing how many of those girls you've never seen no it's the weird names of the like tall girls first time I'm like I gotta see this just based on their names tall girl or she's called tall girl and now she's a call girl all right or he's a duster somewhere no no just casting calls it was a blanket casting call video yeah instead of portion we talked about the genre alien and print anything so yeah that's a really that's a alien dick yeah don't stick alien dicks in you that's fucking weird stick the alien dicks with jealous and exit okay you want to fucking green dick you pretend it's a Martian cool can we be done so we can set quarantining quarantining the rest of the occupants of the apartment no I'm not done you want to fucking green dick but that's a Martian great when I call it Marvin don't care but god damn it's something that shoots jello in you is it right that's the life that's the funny thing about the body heat that happens like it would melt and we don't come back out right it's just emulating a real experience just run down your leg so now you got like the actual Joe squirts but that's sinking I can't say squirtle though sorry that's a totally different kind of shit dick but he has alien dick dude oh my god can we please be done bye oh yeah this has been a blood alcohol content network production for more information visit www dot the ACN podcast dot com your home for almost bacon and banjo