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Thank God it's Friday. You know who said that originally? Jesus. Jesus.
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This is phenomenal. I've got a lot to get to. First of all, we made a new video, Instagram versus reality. And then this whole drama blew up from that, which I totally did not expect.
My goodness. This girl, Tricia Payata. Payata? I don't think you're saying it right.
Anyone help me out back there with the pronunciation? It's Penis. Oh, it wasn't even close. I just saw some P's and some Y's and some A's.
I'm not a scientist. Tricia Pay-Pay-Is. So we've got that to talk about. She made a video crying on her kitchen floor, which surprised me.
Which is surprising as all, but we'll talk about that. In response to my video. Then Pro Jared is this phenomenal. Pro Jared is this phenomenal.
I've never seen the likes of which a drama has totally destroyed and burned a man alive. He was consumed by Dragonfire. Yeah. It's frightening, quite frankly, how quickly this man's whole life, as you see on the TV, his subs even now are just dipping into the abyss.
He started over. He had one. Let me show you. I'm getting ahead of myself, but I want to show you for context.
If I just go Pro Jared, Social Blade. I don't know, even in all my time on YouTube. With Logan Paul, with what were the other big ones like? I mean, with Leafy and Logan Paul, those are kind of the two biggest backlashes.
I can think of them in modern YouTube history. I have never seen a single loss day like this. 103,000 lost in one day. I wonder if that's a record.
I think it is. I wonder, too. I don't know. What's remarkable is that he has a million subscribers.
That's 10% of his entire fan base. Managing like a Thanos snap. Look at what he was getting daily before. To go from 50 to minus 100,000.
Just the difference. Yeah, I mean, 10%. The thing is, a million is kind of small by comparison to Logan Paul and Leafy's. So they didn't have anywhere near that loss.
So the per capita loss of actually losing 10% is so staggering. And it's still going on, obviously, right now. I've never seen anything like it. And we may never see anything of the likes of which, again.
And there's just been some absolutely phenomenal memes. The story is incredible. The face is outrageous. Everything about this is like a perfect storm.
It's that Category 5 hurricane that just is that once-in-a-lifetime experience that just puts a whole city underwater. You know what I mean? It's just, I've never seen anything like it. So we're going to dive into that.
I've seen his cough, too, as well, today. And yesterday. Me too, by the way. I've seen the uncensored one.
Yeah, I've seen it all. I've been there. I've done that. I've seen it all.
Not because I wanted to. Actually, well, I guess I won't say it, but somebody sent it to me. Because I was talking with somebody at great length about the whole ProJarith thing. And I told him, I'll keep sending me the memes because they're hilarious.
And then, so I kind of did ask for it. But then it just, his unfiltered dick showed up. And I was like, we're in, boys. Yeah, watch it fall.
I mean, we may witness a moment here where he goes below $900,000. Now, imagine, like, imagine, so, maybe I should just talk about this. I guess that's just about this. I'm going to talk about the whole Trisha thing after this, because I'm already in it.
I'm loving it, right? ProJarith. Now, so, God. You should explain what happened.
I guess I should explain what happened. I just can't get out of the mindset of, like, so he announced on Twitter that him and his wife were getting a divorce. And he knew this drama was going to ensue because their divorce was not exactly amicable. And he knew that.
Now, obviously, he wouldn't anticipate what would unfold when his now ex-wife accused him of cheating behind her back with her colleague for many years, who was also formerly married to one of his colleagues and friends. They're all part of the same group of friends. Yeah, it's, like, it's incredible. Dude, there's this phenomenon.
Oh, my God, he gained a subscriber. Somebody just found ProJarith. And he's totally oblivious to anything going on. He's like, I like this ProJarith.
There's one subscriber. Where was I? You ever notice this moment, like, in a group of friends? It's like, everybody just ends up, like, having sex with each other because there's, like, no other options.
Like, if you have, like, let's say this happened in college, I think with every click. Let's say there's, like, ten people, five dudes, five girls. You know that everyone's going to fuck each other, like, eventually. It just happens, like, where everyone's like, man, I'm dating her now.
And it's like, oh, dude, I get it. It's cool. And then it's like, everyone ends up having sex. But so this is one of those cases, I think, except that we're married and adults and we're not in college.
So I don't know how good of an analogy this is. Just a phenomenon I noticed as a psychologist, sociologist. Just in your studies? Yes, in my studies.
He's getting another subscriber. I find that more fascinating at this point than anything. I loved his analysis on MegaMan93. We were just watching ProJarith's Let's Play.
I got to pull this up. I'm sorry, guys. I know I'm meandering, but this is just, I got to enjoy this because this doesn't come around to me every day. ProJarith Let's Play.
What's it called, Dan? ProJarith Plays. ProGamer. ProEthan.
Like, imagine that's why. Oh, that's why? Yeah. Like, back in the day, he used to be like, I'm pro.
He's proJarith because he's so dope. But anyway, he posted a Let's Play one day ago. And I was just watching him playing MegaMan93. This was him yesterday, before his whole world came crashing down.
It's like Last Images. There's a subreddit called Last Images of people with loved ones before they passed on. And he just doesn't know. Here, let me zoom.
He just doesn't know. Here he is just playing MegaMan. Just take it in for a moment. Yeah.
That was the scene that's coming out. Okay, well, can I go too long? God, I've really taken a long time to get to the point. But imagine he walks away from his computer.
Like, I've been through the Mega Runner. I've been through drama. And usually what I'll do is I'll be like, man, I'm really upset. This is too much for me to handle.
I'm just going to walk away from social media for a couple of days and let this blow over. So imagine when he walks away, he's got a million, thirty thousand subscribers. And he comes back. Suddenly, he just comes back.
He's like, oh, check my social media. What's the damage? You know, a couple thousand. You know, comes back.
And he sees one hundred thousand loss in a day. This was trending on Twitter. It's like at the top. People are fascinated by it.
It's almost like two full days now, right? This morning, yes. Then, like, nobody talks about Jared, but somehow everybody's obsessed with the scandal. It's at Twitter trending at the top of the news.
Let me just tell you what happened, for Christ's sake. There's just so many layers to the story. So here's the three at the center of this love triangle. So this is Jared in the middle.
This is like a Game of Thrones if... I'll let you finish this sentence. Jared, his ex-wife... On the left?
Yeah, on the left. And on the right is his true love. The mistress. The mistress, thank you.
Very well said. Is that correct? Yes, I think so. Absolutely.
Now, Jared, now, what fascinates me, too, is, like, this is the guy at the center of this. By the way, this is the picture he chooses to put on all his videos. Well, I've seen pictures of him that aren't this bad, but I find it fascinating that this, of all of them, is the one he chooses to present to the world. I'm not going to...
Yeah, I don't know what to say, really, without being too... Stud. Yeah. Alpha male right there.
Yeah. That guy takes probably 20 alpha males brains a day. So anyway. So why is this so epic?
Why do so many people care about this? Why has this been trending for days? Nobody's experienced anything like this before. So here's my theory on why, first of all, this is blown up so big.
First of all, he's goofy-looking. That makes it all the better. Because you see a picture of this guy, and you're like, oh, man, he's been sending news to underage girls, cheating on his wife. I'm in.
There's dick pics involved. There's pictures of his dick all around the internet. Instantly juicy. I'm involved.
Also, when the wife tweeted about saying that he cheated on her for a few months... Go ahead, Dylan. She also showed that he blocked her. Oh, yeah.
Fantastic. Love it. Yeah. Now, that's a mature couple.
See, I don't know how to appropriately tell the story, so if we're everywhere, just bear with me. It's going to be everywhere. It's tough. But this is a picture that's on the internet.
That's him. So I'm in. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't get better.
Infidelity, underage sexting, and then the story's been unfolding live. So it's just absolutely phenomenal. So let me open the summary, and I'm going to tell you guys exactly what happened now. So pro-Jared, first of all, announced that him and his wife were going to file for a divorce.
This is the very first thing that happened. He says, a statement. Very dramatic. Very dramatic.
He says, wife, how do you not file for it? See, I don't know anything about Jared or his wife or really anything about any of these people, but I'm so in. I know. I've never watched his videos.
But I do know somewhat the girl that he cheated with and who she was married to, and I knew that they were all part of the same quote, which is why it's so popular. Gossip. Uh-oh. Basically, this is Game of Thrones if you remove all the graphics and the fighting and the...
I'm going to read the statement. My wife and I have filed for divorce. I know this may come as a surprise and upsetting for many of you, but know that we do this so that we may both seek happiness for ourselves. During this time, you may see a lot of rumors, speculation, and gossip going around.
I ask that you make your own observation and come to your own conclusion. I guess everybody did do that. I love how he preempts it with, like, he's like, my life. He's like, ooh.
Lord only knows. I will add to this. Decision was reached after extensive individual therapy on my part and couples therapy together. With that said, this is all I plan on stating publicly regarding this matter.
Heidi's privacy, mental well-being, and discretion has always been and will remain my highest priority through all of this. It's my hope that we can both exit this marriage with style and grace. That sentence stuck out to me. Style.
Grace, I understand, but style. He's like, I'm coming out of this marriage with style, baby. I don't know about this style. Wait till you see the pictures we've been sending underage girls.
You want to talk about style? I hope that we can exit this marriage with style. Anyone want to see my dick? And grace.
I plan to continue to do everything I can on my part to make this happen. Thank you for your understanding, patience, kindness, and respect for our privacy. And he took pictures out. Well, actually, so the one that opened the lid on this one was actually his ex-wife.
Heidi. Who's divorcing. Yeah, exactly. So this is only the beginning of the juice of what is in this.
So what follows from that statement is that his now ex-wife, Heidi. So actually, no. So now this is the girl who left the top comment on his explanation about getting divorced. She said, I'm so sorry you're going through this.
I'm here for you if you need me. This is from Holly Conrad, who was an unknown player until his ex-wife. Not unknown, though. Because their followers know.
I mean, they didn't know that. That's the girl he's cheating with. Nobody knew that at the time. Can you put the balls of her?
You're getting the cause for, like, the divorce, and then you're leaving comments like that? So, yes. Now, here we go. Here's a tweet from the wife.
She says, this is her response. I recently learned that my husband, pro-Jared, has been fucking Holly Conrad. That's the girl who said she feels so bad for him. Behind my back for months.
I have no idea what announcement he just made because he blocked me. Bro, how epic is that? What happened to Stylen Grace? I hope that you can respect my privacy.
Well, I'm exiting this marriage with Stylen Grace. Bitch, you're blocked. My ex-wife. So fantastic.
You could just mute her, you know, like, goddamn. What's his last name? Neighbor Knobber. Naben Bauer.
Nob and his neighbor, right? Nob and Bobber. So we got Jared and Nob and Bobber over here. Nob and his neighbor, as Dan put it.
So the two girls were friends. Yes. And Holly is now divorced, but she was married to Ross. Who's a mutual friend.
Who's a mutual friend of him, too. Yes. I just can't get over that whole. The dynamic.
Also, I can't get over the fact that Jared is so seductive that he's, like, breaking up marriages. I mean, that should really give hope to all you freaking, like, incels out there. Like, Jared has single-handedly smashed the incel movement. You know what I'm saying?
Like, how dare you think that you're unfuckable when Jared is out there breaking up marriages? Stop hitting yourself, loser. It's you. Jared's smashing like crazy.
You know what I'm saying? Like, you cannot... I'm sorry, but if Gollum can fuck, then so can you. I mean, like, imagine Gollum's on Tinder getting fucking did.
You know, anyway. So, as more information is learned, so, it is clear that Heidi is telling the truth. People started turning on her. But it turns out she's been telling the truth, and it's been going on for months, since October.
Then it comes out that Pro-Jarrett has been soliciting not-safe-for-worth pictures from fans, and has sent a few of his own. Worse still, these were sent while he was married. Heidi was, however, fully aware that he was sexting with fans for a few years, which, to me, is a huge question mark. That's strange.
But now, since his drama's spread, his sexting images that were being sent out to all these girls are now sharing them on social media, like wildfire. Obviously, I'm not going to show you any dick pics or lewd photos, but they're out there, and trust me, they are lewd. I don't think... Yeah.
The final piece of garbage... It turns out that many of the fans he was attempting to solicit photos from, and he sent two, were underage. And so, I don't know how corroborated that is, but I guess it's an ongoing investigation. But I've seen some credible evidence, and that wouldn't surprise me at this point.
I mean, the guy's sending his dick to everyone with eyes. I mean, apparently, they're saying that he even had, like, a nudes Tumblr, or I don't even know what. Yeah, he had several not-safe-for-work Tumblrs that he used to reach out to fans. How does that happen?
Well, the guy's obviously, you know, he has some kind of sex. The thing, for me, is that I know the kind of audience that watches videos like his, and they've got to be, like, at least 90% underage. I mean, the... I think you're right, yeah.
The age demographic that watches this video. Yeah, I think you're right. The girls who had come out and said that they were 16 at the time, so, yeah. So, let's, so that's the story.
This is when she started getting brutal. His ex-wife was just going ham on him. And this, here, let's see here. Honestly, Holly, you look very ashamed and insecure in all the news you sent my husband.
I think it would help your chronic self-esteem issues if you started fucking men that weren't already married. Damn. Times like this where I love, it's just, it's so nice to just sit back and be like, I'm not in this one. That is fucking brutal.
The shot in Freundin, is that how you said that right? Yeah, I did something like that, yeah. through YouTube drama. It's the worst.
It's just the worst. And this is so beyond anything that any of us have ever imagined possible that I'm just like, pro-Jared, more like sad Jared's life is over. More like Jared from Subway. More like pro-Jared from Subway.
Anyone? Is the name Jared like done now? Yeah. Jared's canceled.
Jared, I mean, let's face it, Jared wasn't that, wasn't that strong of a name to begin with. Apologies to everyone who named Jared. That's my brother's name. Sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
But I'm saying, you know, I guess when your parents, I don't think there's any Jared coming out these days is what I would venture to guess, Zach. Just keep an eye on him to make sure he's not talking to any underage roles or anything because there's baggage with that name. Yes, there is. Keep an eye on him.
Here, I've got a meme. His subreddit, by the way, has been converted into a JonTron subreddit, which is specifically funny because during JonTron's drama, he was extremely vicious, kicked him out of normal boots and was like one of the biggest haters of JonTron. Oh, this guy specifically was? Yeah.
Oh, so he has to be relishing this. Yeah, so they changed pro-Jared's subreddit into a JonTron-themed subreddit. Okay, let me show you the subreddit. And it's just turned into such a dumpster fire, his own subreddit.
It really is a site to be whole. Fuck, pro-Jared megathread enjoying the new sub icon. Here's JonTron. I opened this up the other night to look at it and I was like, wait, I was like, I was about to say I'm pro-Jared, not JonTron.
It's fantastic. Top post. Fuck, when you unsubscribe from pro-Jared after watching him for more than seven years. But if you go sort by top of all, I mean, it's all.
Like, here's the top scumbag. I bought this image, so it's the first thing that shows up on Google shows scumbag. So brutal. Like, that was on the front page of my homepage.
Wait, I gotta check if they were successful with that. I'm gonna Google it just right now. I don't know. It takes time, it takes time.
It's gonna take more time, I guess, yeah. Yeah. He's unclear. And then, like, the mods betrayed him.
Apparently, he was a mod on the subreddit and everyone's like, man, he's just gonna be erasing everything and blocking comments. So apparently, on Reddit, there's a hierarchy. There's a tier. So on subreddit, there's, like, the master mod who established the subreddit and then everyone else has, like, can ban the person below them.
So the guy who actually started the subreddit banned Jared. He kicked him out. So this is in reference to that. The internet, his wife, Jared, and then projaredmods sipping wine also started beating the shit out of him.
Yeah, I don't know. So he was banned from his own subreddit and which was turned into a JonTron-themed subreddit. So back to the subloss. And I'll go over some memes with you if I may.
These have been prominently featured. Yeah, I'm a gamer. G, cheat on my wife, G-A-M-E, and there's no R. Yeah.
But look at that face. I think that's really, I honestly think what made this so incredible for everybody, people that don't even know him, is that face. And somehow, people are also just completely making fun of his looks and everyone's on board. I just, I don't know.
It's a phenomenon. On any other day, people are like, dude, you really shouldn't be with fun of his looks. You should be relishing in the fact that his life is ruined and these are people that we're dealing with, whatever. No.
So every once in a while, that's out the window. And everybody in the world is like, fuck this guy in particular. Man. Yeah.
Momo challenge. Uncanny. I'm not going to lie on that. I mean, that is phenomenal.
Bro, if you're an incel listening to this, this guy fucks like crazy. All of these women, too, are pretty attractive. There you go. There you have it.
Beautiful women. I mean, you guys have seen the dick pics, so I don't know. It's fine. I mean, it's not a spectacular dick.
Fair enough. It's a normal dick. No. Oh, what are your comments on it?
Go ahead. I'm curious. The pictures of him. Well, yeah.
Were you trying to be sexy? Yes. I guess I, we were debating if we should show those because we're like, well, because they're not like... I don't really want to be like promoting leaking.
Yes, that's right. They're out there. You all want to see it. But they're all like him being like, as if he was, you know, super sexy, like him with like his shirt in his mouth.
Literally, he took a photo like this. So, there's one of him in the back. Like, it's, you know, the guy, the guy is definitely working with what he's got. And if you're an incel out there that can't smash, there's no excuse for you.
So, we're not using the word incel? No, they call themselves that. Oh. They call, they are the ones that coined that term.
It means, it means involuntarily celibate. Involuntary, yeah. Okay. It means they're virgins because they're, I would assume just too socially enough, but they blame women.
They have terms they call chads. And, and what was it? What's the other one? Like the opposite?
Yeah, like the cock. Chad versus virgin? All right, I'm going to the internet to find this. You guys do the reason.
It says Chad versus virgin or Chad versus incel. Brad, Chad, wait, Chad versus Brad. Is that right? No, that's not Chad versus Brad.
Chad, uh, incel versus. All right, you guys gotta help me out here. I gotta show the run. I'm Googling it.
It's just saying Chad versus virgin or Chad versus incel. I thought there was a name for the incel. But they call the dudes who apparently are handsome, that women are, have an unfair advantage over them. They call them chads.
I guess they think every man is a bro. And a douche. And is a jerk. Okay, Jared is not a chad.
He's a jad with J. He's a jad. All right, let's get back to the memes. So the biggest YouTube drama in 2019 is really overdue that looks like this, huh?
That's what I mean. It's just, I don't know, it's so funny. Like, normally you wouldn't feel comfortable. So memeable.
But I think the fact that he's pretty, he's just so strangely confident, but at the same time, probably one of the goofiest looking dudes of all time. Like, I remember just casually looking at his channel once and seeing, because if you go to his channel, he puts his, that face in all of his, you can't even find his YouTube channel with all the drama. He puts his face in all of his thumbnails. Can you imagine if he was any more famous?
What do we do? Right. That's what happens with R. Kelly.
That's right. That's a great point, Yola. He would have a sex dungeon and a cult. Absolutely, you're absolutely right.
And the girls would have to call him Jad. Jaddy. Anyway, thought I'd seen this somewhere before. Oh my God.
Yeah. Jared out here looking like Jack Jeebs from, no, there's lots of men in black. Jack Jeebs from in black after he gets his head blown off. Guys, Jared cheated on his wife for getting divorced and shit and he's a total piece of shit.
You mean to tell me a motherfucker would look like this? I don't get this one. He doesn't look like that dog. Not a good one.
Bad one. Jared, oh, this was a comment. This was an actual comment on his announcement that they were getting divorced. Jared, so sorry to hear.
I hope you're both okay and I wish you well. Then he commented briefly afterwards. Wait, I just read what happened. I take it back.
Pro Jared makes a tweet after blocking Heidi on Twitter. Heidi, I'm about to end this whole man's career. Yeah, I showed you that one. I found some.
So this for me, I couldn't stop laughing. Keep the fire going, it's called. And it's a picture of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in the back of a taxi cab looking up at the big city with a camera in his hand. It's, yeah.
They're just loving the drama. Like, oh, crazy. Instead of Twitter calling Pro Jared an alleged adulterer or alleged pedophile, they're calling him an alleged YouTuber. And honestly, that's so freaking hysterical.
Trending for you, and it's true. It says, alleged YouTuber, cheating scandal unfolds in the public eye. Isn't that amazing? That's amazing.
Oh my God. And then here, people who don't know who Jared is, people who know who Jared is, hating Pro Jared. Oh my God. Jared and Holly, cheating on their significant other with someone less attractive than their significant other.
And of course, the all-time best one, Jared, I don't feel so good. And it's his 1 million subscriber play button award vanishing as if he was vaporizing a Thanos snap. Yeah, by the way, to go back to the previous one, yeah, Holly was with Ross, it seems. Ross was a handsome guy.
Better catch. Yeah, I mean, obviously I don't know either of them. I don't know. We kind of know Ross and Holly.
We met them once. I met them once. I don't know. I can't say I know the guy.
But he's a handsome guy. I mean, he doesn't look like Momo. No, he seems like a great, nice dude. So I don't know.
I don't know if Holly was looked, I don't know. No, it's just that's why this one is so funny. So that's special that we can share this moment together. Let's see what we have.
So I wonder if Ross and Holly got divorced because he also found out. Actually, I'm not. I don't know. I think they had been separated a while now.
Because I saw him on Twitter being like, guys, I'm not involved. I moved on. I don't want to talk about it. So let's respect that.
And this was a meme blocked my own wife. It's like a toy story meme. That's so funny. It's just so goofy.
That blocking her move was... That was a huge mistake on his wife. Just mute her, man. I feel like that kind of set the whole thing on fire.
Absolutely. I don't know if it would have gotten the same traction had he not blocked his wife. Yeah, because that made her tweet explosive when she was like, not only did he cheat on me with my friend, he also blocked me. Blocking on Twitter is a rookie mistake.
Don't ever block because it just gives that person the satisfaction. You mute. It achieves the same thing and they don't know that they're muted. Blocking is the biggest rookie mistake of all time.
Oh, it's break time. Oh, it's break time? Let me read this last one here before we're going break. Congrats.
This fucking killed me. Congrats to 900,000 subscribers. Been here since 1 million. Oh, that poor son of a gun.
I started calling him. Oh, oh my God. He just took a huge hit. Congratulations on 900,000.
Been here since 1 million. I wonder if he'll get another 100,000 loss on day two of this whole scandal. That would be incredible. I doubt it.
He'll probably get 50, though. Someone had a great thought. They said, I wonder, does he need to send back his play button now? Is YouTube going to come like, repossess it?
No, it just disappears. YouTube includes like a self-detenating bomb. He's already at minus 30,000 for the day. There's a lot of hours in the day left.
There's a lot of fuel. Oh, you know what? I forgot that we are not live. No, we're not affecting this.
Because I was wondering if we were affecting this. We're not live. Oh, my God. So when we post this video, it's going to make it work.
We had nothing to do with it. Oh, that's crazy. Wow. So we're not being live.
Isn't it? We're thinking about going live again. We don't know. We're pointing the pros and cons.
It's kind of a pain to ask not being live. I definitely miss a lot of stuff about it. So convenient. It's convenient.
And actually, since we did the new kind of chat, like, I don't know, the member chat, it's kind of nice to have that chat. You can see. I love having the fan interaction with the subscriber only because it cuts down on all the noise. Should we take a break, Dan, and then come back to have a lot more Jared memes?
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Welcome back to the poor generic episode. I was just laughing at this meme. This won't kill me, too. My morning routine.
Wake up. Eat breakfast. See you from Jared's penis. See you from Jared's penis.
I had the same reaction. You know, I haven't seen this meme format in a long time, so it kind of surprised me when I first saw it last night. I started cracking up. You were laughing way too much at this one.
I think I was delirious, but I was up so late. Come on. This is gold. I'm not the only one.
3,000 other people love the hell out of this. I mean, I was just blindsided by a picture of his penis, too, so I had a very similar human experience. This one probably shouldn't crack me up as much as it did, too, but it fucking killed me. Pro Jared visiting in subreddit.
This is Garfield staring at a picture of himself with a red cross over it. It's so stupid. Fucking Garfield memes, dude. I hope Garfield memes make a comeback.
All right. Whoa. Garfield came back. I mean, it's not for Garfield to break out, I think.
It's so funny. Let me see what else I'm going to do. So a lot of people... The image is just...
Apparently, he gave this game Metal Gear Rising a 4 out of 10. Have any of you guys played that? I haven't played that one. I've played most of the Metal Gear.
So people were upset about that because they thought it was better, and they think that was the ripple wave, the butterfly wing that caused this whole thing. No, not that funny, Aila. I don't get those kind of memes. Oh, man.