Well, I'm looking at a bludges the platform looking shit up on the internet. Wow, that was really on spidering moving touching You would definitely listen to cats. I'm gonna hear it again again It was better than cats welcome no bludges the guy Says happy birthday to No, we have to get me It's yeah, that's horseshit The future almost oh, you know what day is today. Yeah, okay, we're happy I don't know long time to fight a birthday plan again No, it's it's a corporation it's like someone big like wonders, but yeah, no that's yeah, or someone's got yeah So give a mr.
Robot take down the entire country or all the corporations. They'll revert back to the public word fucking belongs. Yeah That's like that's like telling a kid Santa Claus is an existence like five or six That was wrong with me to say that okay. Yes, but I mean childhood did you ruin his own?
real quick we were talking about these listed come out about like marble characters are gonna beat up Superman and the Physically weaker characters from DC that can be at the Hulk. I can't remember the game up superman ones, but number one is dormamoo Yeah, yeah The century Sentries as far as I got because silver surfer I was making future was molecules you tear apart Mac. I'm trying to see where they actually explain physical strengths. Yeah Yeah, that's faster than him.
Okay, all right What are these little pictures of movies that just makes me sad? Gladiator oh gladiator from the share Imperial Force got the Mohawk Bodyguards to one well and then the third another land run and then the other person and then um, yeah I was like a guy from there And then us okay, so I was right on one of them. Yeah, see they missed the easy ones because there's doctor's change Yeah, the one that I think would be funniest to watch would be Franklin Richards. Yeah anyone that can work reality I said the different Richard don't previous.
I think I find the watch super me. It was asking by a 13 year old kid Where'd be I like we're fantastic. Yeah, the wearing the four and a half with power power pack right? God, yes But all month to drive me exact with it.
Okay, well, he doesn't have to drive her be drives himself We need well played birthday girl will play I have pretty decent birthday actually That was a fucking chit show at work But I mean there was only a few hours. I'm just a blast last night I mean it was just a really fun night well It helped that the team that we hate quit halfway through trivia and left My monkey punch or whatever the contest is there was only two of them and we were already kicking their ass I think they rage-quaded halftime. Oh, you did miss what is it Asian jinger prom? Oh my god?
No, I didn't I saw them wait I saw the one that was like the jinger prom dress. Oh that one. I missed oh God. It was bad Mmm definitely s words.
Yeah, and then I was meant to not attract those men a pack of Effors that was basically that group in about 30 years. Yeah, it was actually really funny cuz that's like that I didn't turn in time. No, no, they walk in while any I wrote so I'd smoke you know, I was just like I was like I thought it was particularly genius, but just didn't want you to miss the moment now We had a great time you destroyed it trivia Jennifer made me a strip of brownies We had the edible glitter on them, which is funny because everybody asked two things when I asked if they want to brownie They were there were they brownies was my first question. Yeah, I really wanted to know if they were just brownies They were just brownies and then they wanted to know if the glitter was edible if it was just normal fucking glitter She got me stuck in top It was a good night.
Oh, I know you're gonna go in Prince brownies. Yeah, we did call them Prince brownies And then sister went out a really weird place on that one I'm seeing Prince songs in my head. They were very proud of control. I was actually thinking kiss but still Oh, did you like that?
I speak of your birthday. You like that through Prince on your bigs. Yes, I haven't gotten there yet Because I think we've been listening to it in the car. Yeah, so I think I'm only about nine tracks in I think I'm on Ninja Love and Ninja Love by freeze pop Okay, is this a thing?
I You said you're gonna have one by my birthday. I'm gonna aim for your birthday. I guess Brandon was like You know what you're doing? Well your birthday is on goddamn week.
Actually, it would be funny to see if we could get you to do it I'm curious with him to get challenged. That's one thing. I'm like I'm curious what you're throwing me This is the third year you've done it for me or fourth Third I was gonna say that's one of my two favorite birthday traditions is the Doug mix and buying myself gift I like it used to be shoes all the time. I was like it's I Already know my gift is gonna be this year I do that is it broken broken?
Yeah, I didn't survive the movie Last night My room I Don't know bad I don't know I think about girls. I'm way better. They have to sell them in adult sizes like there's no way Things the Batman died this week. I saw that girl died to Yeah More Batman Guys the driver and for eyes that are fucking broke I arrived my guy yesterday actually the workers my car had a issue It's not fixed, but I had to take it over to work and I think we were fucking for city this class.
Okay I'm sure is Russian dude. You barely talk to us like so about that cold war I don't know what's going on. I don't know what triggers it Apparently rolling dice this time. She didn't say anything about the cold war.
I've disappointed. Yeah, like you think that's what you would have brought out No, she's pretty specific. What you ask? So she listens and you guys are open the five eight doors yet.
Yes. You're here. God Alexa open the pod bay doors I'm sorry. They I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm not hell and we're not in space. Oh Clifford so she's watching it commercial. That's the list he's got she's like yeah, it's a fun toy It's got other capabilities. I just don't use it like we don't have any smart logical shit in the house Yeah, like oh like so I turn off the bathroom.
Yeah, it's working on the TV or you know ching channel or whatever Well, unfortunately my players did since it was first gen is thalia. I don't have to get anyone good mom's getting an iPhone We're gonna crumb cash. I actually prefer fire. Why?
Amazon Prime soon. So you have a tablet right? Not really. Okay No, cuz I just cast her screen to no I was gonna say both the tablets I have are kind of pieces to show so I don't think it would work well.
No So back roll so yeah, you're fine guy I'm glad I'm like the bulk more Batman who was you know Tragically But it was one of those when I worked in my like comics We had a rule that we would never get into arguments like who couldn't the fight we were not gonna be those nerds But that didn't stop us from who would you bang conversations? Of course and Superman or Clark Bing Mary kill justice ignition. No, um No, somebody wants to say macko man Someone did a info sec version of that on Twitter a while ago actually while we were on Vegas was like bang fuck kill It was like me Chris Nickerson Oh my god, who got married? No one answered that I was a bandage and I only answered it was some random It's probably for the past.
Oh, yeah But uh, you know we started talking about like the cack women from the 1960s Batman And even though Joe the new Mar was a resounding almost unanimous because earth a kid got damn alien But I always said like what would I give on Craig back or I thought she was so much better than Julie So I mean this was something you know close to my heart Way easily Livers and nothing that's less than I did not get that bad. I was definitely a little bit tanks, but I was not birthday drug No, we're not Tuesday drunk either So Next song I watched the live action first. It's a two-part movie launch the first part of attack on Titan At first I was kind of passed by and they took a lot of liberties. I mean it's you watch the anime.
It's a pretty large cast characters But Look good and I was okay with some of the liberties they took until the very end and the end is when they you have What's the air and change into the the good Titan and then they cut him out of the neck and they're like what the hell is he? Like that's where the first movie ends Yeah, second movie is gonna be like then figuring out the Titan shifters and him fighting the armor Titan You see the colossal type which I look really good But the final fight it when it's the air in Titan versus all the other like dumb Titans It was it was pretty much every time Godzilla fights a monster, but with better costumes Like just the way it was shot was very like Godzilla kind of suit like you know what I mean? Yeah, like you could tell it was just like a bunch of regular sized people against green screen that made them look big like it was Terrible okay. It was such a let down like they tried to make look the car like a curtain like that They tried to make it look like the cartoon, but they just made it look cartoonish because I mean yeah I mean when they put it out when they put out the second one which I think is coming out next month I'll see it and then I'll kind of have a I'd like to watch like it together Okay, but I wasn't really impressed by the effects of the game the effects of the beginning great And I love the omnidirectional stuff It reminded me a lot of semi-spider man the way the camera follows them around these up around and you know watching the enemy like how cool That can look you know somebody says every once in a while and that app that I have wish a little cosplay costumes will pop up on that for the Characters from a talk on the attack on Titan.
Yeah, like it's a little scale costumes Yeah, I mean some of the liberties it was like okay. Yeah, you're gonna train us with rear movie You're gonna lose you're not gonna follow all 15 other recruits through there It's a lot of yeah, and then I'm just like they're doing it so quickly But I'm like how are you gonna explain the colossal type the armor Titan the Titan shifting? I mean they're not gonna talk about Aaron's dad and like how he infected with the Titan shifting and how he's according to control the other Titans like they're not really gonna get into that I think it's just gonna be like them trying to save like that first wall in what is that? Maria or whatever the town was called you don't have time out at the first the agricultural circle counting Yeah, I wasn't really impressed that I was so excited I was like It's either my favorite like newer enemies So it's just really interesting because like I said you haven't really had Giants be you know kind of a source of terror in anything In a really long time, and I know they're not giants But you know what I mean by the Giants I mean like 15 meters tall It's I think it's a novel idea They did make the weird dumb Titans look like they didn't show like the giant fucking smiles and your trials Yeah, and like the way they eat just as violent is in the cartoon like that I was like holy shit Because you know like the shock when you see like air in his leg and armpit off You're like what the fuck like that was in the movie and it was just as shocking as seeing the cartoon But you know all of the fandom has come out and gone.
What is this piece of shit? We expected Pacific Rim and we got you know that's a little versus you know month or month or acts yeah, I'll never knock mothings. It's got the ladies in the claim I was like that when I was a kid. I can tell you why it's like puppies.
It's actually weird Nothing I'll tell you later, okay Well my mind is involved in the Mr. Robot conversation So you want to skip it for now? Let's go do you want to do the mass retory? Yes, I was fucking right.
Yeah. Yeah, basically hold that on broad paper. We were sitting down talking about it Also called that he would be banging darlene as Mr. Robot and that's just creepy on like nine different levels I did say that in that yeah, I'm glad that didn't have it.
Yeah Yeah, the weird is the case alone is weird but like I'm having sex with you as the ghost of my dad That's not really here. That would just be anyway, sir. There's probably a sister. Yes, sir I say Georgia hard and pissed off that you think of it first It's a book six.
Oh spoilers time was dead finally comes back. Oh Yes, so um you see the big reveal and that he's been hallucinating mr. Robot. Yep, and well I didn't call mr.
Robot being his dad that was a surprise It made sense after well I first I watch like when Christian singers not as old to be is like I couldn't quite grasp that and I was like oh Okay, so the big reveal was for a lot is dead. Well, it doesn't exist. Um, it's a robot is dad Darlene as his sister didn't see that one really coming was weird like was it two episodes ago? You see her in the blonde and belly.
Yeah, why are they chummy? Like it didn't even go on screen together. Oh, oh She probably met her in the same support group. No, it's because they both Remember it's because both their parents really met with her kids All together at the whatever where they got the Word together.
Um, I'm curious about forget again part because I just don't mean she's like you forget again Well, and you have like mr. Robot saying whatever everyone call now Um, it's a robot going like they're gonna try to take me away. I'm never gonna leave I'm just like what has been going on that we haven't seen before right, you know like what happened before we came on episode one that they've been like Maybe about driving like probably think they're helping him, but for whatever reason this is him Trying to reconcile whatever is in himself. Yeah, he's working on daddy issues.
Yeah, I check himself off appears and Yeah, and you know talking to his long-dead father, but it explains why Torel had met with mr. Robot I know your dirty little secret right now. You know the dirty secret. Yeah Speaking of Tyrell his wife is fucking back shit and sing.
Oh, you mean when she has a kid come with a pickle fork Yeah, I remember just seeing that on the counter went I'm going to go pute now and then throws my other family Because he yeah because Deviated from their plane by killing what's her name? Yeah, the wife of the new CTO. Yeah So now two things one so Torel and elitos is like almost team up now because it's in the corral spin become disillusioned with yes People core well you get fired. Yeah, and then on top of that in that same vein though Elliot does not trust him at all Look you because Tyrell says who else is working on this with you?
Just me, which obviously is true The next episode which is on Wednesday night So tonight will be the Listen to it on my day. Yeah, it's gonna be a finale. It's gonna be a finale. Thank God.
It's already signed up for a second season It's right right now. I mean, it's blowing everything. It's going nuts Oh, yeah, it's huge talk of conversation duck on the hacking community has embraced this fucking show like you wouldn't believe Which is funny considering as much as they hated hackers Yeah, but you know, there's a lot of hackers that are saying like I really I get this guy I'm or you know, I know what he's doing because I've done that Yeah, they do a good job of obviously keeping the general public interested in show that they're still sticking with a very As technically correct as it could be I guess what that yeah, it's not perfect, but it's pretty fun close It's more than hackers or any other you know That's wrong Although Wednesday night of this week this past week was the 20th anniversary of the release of hackers I know someone posted a whole thing. I was on they did a thing at alma draught So did they're with it opposed to Q&A with the director writers I'm my my friends when he has like so how was he was did you know that when they were flying through the Gibson actually built that huh?
It wasn't CGI they built it. Oh, that's kind of cute. I guess I'm so glad you had craftsmanship on this piece of shit. Yeah, right?
I just like that all their other hacking screens were like gertrude's puzzle level graphics and you're just like Going for the kernel Flush on Robins flu shots. I hate that Was awful whoever thought she was a good fit for that role is wrong But I don't want to say Mr Robot when he's taking to Ralph through the event amusement park You know I'm talking about air that you know I had said like once you pull like once my club happens like doing that reveal and you're just gonna seem like a rip I'm off, you know, you can't do that you can't have a Kaiser so same moment like been done. It's been done so well It's brewing for everyone else. I know This is where I get I'm a little divided because they start playing where is your mind while showing Torel around which is the last song in Fight Club while Marla and otherator.
Yeah, or what's the building to go down and I'm going? It's like you're literally owning ripping them off and I'm both like frustrated and put proud of it. Yeah I was really I was really cool that fuck does good. Oh fuck you It's like yeah, like a fuck you and a kudos where I'm just like kudos and fuck you.
Yeah, all right good job I was thrilled like a lot and I'm looking forward to the season Oh god. I only just probably will be having to wait a fucking year to see more. Yeah Just coming off of like it's USA like, you know, not a never really known that month ever notice I don't know if I mean well they have some like suits on the show that suits is very popular. I don't care Oh, that's right.
You watch suits don't you? I used to watch suits on behind on it now But that's just because I had me paying attention to it. I actually really enjoy suits. What was the doctor show they did?
Royal hands, yeah, I came out after burn notice that was entertaining for a brief period of time I just kind of lost interest in it. Yeah Mmm, that's arrow Yeah failed this podcast I don't know if it was never not but they did another show about like a bunch of covert undercover cops All living in a house together like deep cover cops. I can't what's called. It's a narc narc narc narc house Oh that would be the opening credits is our house They've had some good shows, but I mean they're not They're not known as like the A&C and Fx were a little bit edgier.
They definitely push it with this one. Oh, yeah Absolutely one of the hackers I wrote the books. I know their books are stories I don't know if you ever got them published, but I know that he's written what this shows based on mr Robot mm-hmm. Yeah, and I know for a fact that I can tell there's at least six people I know they're consulting on the show even though they're not giving give they're not being given credit They're like you're not really me.
I know I'm calling out them not going to um the other's at least six of nine I know but actively consulting on the other's I saw most of my death down like so how's that mr Robot money like shh well, I'm sure the An identity would you know, yeah Well, you know they were being careful because I mean, you know, no one ever knows that's just gonna turn out I was one of the concerns we did to 13 was I spent at that point I spent ten years of my life working on my career and building up a reputation and I wanted to go away because of a fucking stupid TV So I'm sure there was some concern on the well You know whatever wants to be the next hackers Nobody wants to be hackers speaking hackers Oh my god, so I did mention that they got hacked on the spot. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I know somebody's a hacker called the impact team The same people who brought you yeah From the Houston Texans and fear the walking dead right comes impact team Anyway, actually hasn't got Bob's okay. They were holding a ransom for a month saying take a site down or release all this data Actually, I'm asking of course first like you don't have any of our data. That's a possible blah blah blah.
Oh, yeah And so on Monday of this week this week. Yeah, oh Ten gigs of data which really some of their customers Oh, yeah, no, so I'll get to that but wait on Thursday another 20 gigs It's been 30 together and it's possible they have more but the 20 gigs early on Thursday was all the internal company shit Oh, because they didn't just pop actually Madison They popped to the parent company as well, so they literally grabbed everything out of the entire corporation including like All the emails of their CEO 19 Of course, I don't know who found it But of course it gets it's out that he had an account a paid account while he was in DC working for like the Christian family values three years Yeah And he came out on a same day that's been founded and released a statement which we'll see ours 20th And statements that well refer to the Duggar family released a statement from Josh on their website The original statements of this I Have been the biggest hypocrite ever while a spous faith of family values I've secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the Internet and this became a secret addiction and I became a Fable to my wife I'm so ashamed of the double life that I've been living in grief for the hurt pain and disgrace my sin It's caused my wife and my family and most of all Jesus and all those trespass with him I brought her first family close friends and fans of our show which was canceled in June Right with my actions that happened when I was 14 or 15 years old and now I have rebroken their shows last few years while publicly stating I was fighting its immorality in our country I was hiding my own personal feelings as I'm learning the hard way we have the freedom to choose our actions But we connect the two to our customers that he could all hurt blah blah blah. I only asked for goodness for place to pray for my wife and our family during this time About 20 minutes later it came out that That version of the statement had already been edited from the previous version of the statement because The original fourth paragraph said the last few years while publicly stating I was fighting against immorality in our country I in my heart I had allowed Satan to build a fortress that no one knew about He's right past the blame well and then just say ten minutes later He had it again to remove the secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the Internet and this became a secret addiction And I became it just says well spousing faith and family values I have been unfaithful to my wife and he also removed like three or four the lines here with the same thing I was hiding my own personal failures. He got rid of the comment about you know when I was 14 15 years old got rid of that entirely Yeah, what he obviously they haven't really yet the internet remembers everything because there's been like four or five versions on top of that Since then oh, so yeah, I'm sure he's probably edited again since then but anyway, so let's let's add to it As of Thursday the Pentagon is investigating the hack because 15 thousand of the email goes in the first dump We're not gonna dot milk idiots.
Oh my god. It is if you're gonna do something bad Don't use an account that everyone knows is yours like how far is it made a fucking You know, it's my boy easy. Um, yeah, I mean, you know, you say well calm do something Ladies on jossies. Oh But yeah, so 15,000 addresses the US government found the dump and the reason I'm messing is because of the That makes it possible to blackmail people in that list because obviously, you know They've achieved on the right you can blackmail and doing shit like in my secrets and also the government the department's Really big on I think yes, there were only clauses in the contract That is don't worry about it There was someone who did a search through all the IP addresses that were logged and it searches on where those IP addresses were Which country cheap or which you know, which state of the union chief the most and guess who's number one Colorado?
Yeah, that's obviously it is the weed They also found you start smoking weed start cheating on your wife next thing, you know, you got to seek and forge it's around your heart The research into the council So on top of using government email addresses They found at least two assistant US attorneys an information technology administrator in the executive office of the president a division chief an investigator And a trial attorney in the justice department a government hacker at the Holy Spirit Department and another DHS employee who indicated he worked on the US counterterrorism response team Nice job guys again, if you're gonna do that shit hide it better. It's not that fucking hard Yeah, I mean don't be jerry because you fucking little kids oh Now I got an interesting conversation with someone about this because they were all fuck all those people all those cheaters Okay Not everyone on that site was cheap no second off I'm sorry. There's two means like what a friend been finders and other something that's out there that advertises one thing and up being used as dating sites and Again, there's nothing wrong if you're in an open relationship or a swinging relationship or whatever your poly whatever thing is Then why can't you do those types of things that doesn't mean you're cheating just means you're using it to get what you want Out of your own relationship and people fuck up like I'm sure there's probably a large number of accounts in there that somebody made a maybe You made for a month or two Because maybe they had a fucking rust spot with their with their significant other or maybe they had a fight or maybe They're not there angry at this thought but they never did it But now because of all this shit coming out whatever they managed to work through those couples that are still Go they have to go through it all over again because that is like You know People is being this hackers. I mean fucking bitter person that got sure No I'm not defending the company at all no They marketed it a very certain way for that reason they did that on purpose they market that way because they wanted attention What my slogan is what like a short affair And it wasn't just an accident that site was used all over the world at the same time They were gay of lesbians and transgender and and buys that use it to find people like them that were living in countries That's not safe to be open like that Those people are now exposed.
I mean there's a lot of Revifications of what people did and I'm sorry the company should have respected first off what they said they would do Which is when you delete your account. It's the leader. Yeah, and that's obviously not the case And it should not a better fucking job. We protect themselves in general.
I mean I'm down. Yeah, I mean you've got all this information you should be protecting your team They were actually making fuck with the money. Yeah, and it's not like they haven't been hit for it Right. This is a company that owns like a girlfriend finder or one other thing that's happened out in the past Yeah, so they already knew they were fucking targeted No, yeah I know what I know doesn't in that list I Remember what I did it to I never pay for it.
I don't even I know what I mean Do you use any other thing? I know what I did with that side I do shit I went all the paper this fucking thing And I was single of time when I thought I was gonna say it's not like yeah, you know That actually brought them up since I'm single I was like this might be a yeah Yeah, I'm not sure why the fuck not yeah, I've heard anybody no, I'm not you Mmm. Well, I know I was gonna be a home wrecker I'll just keep preaching. Can you please not say that so happily all you think was dug up anymore right now Singing that fucking my least Irish are It's better than that Now I know my service once again, and I'm sure at some point somebody high up in that food team that company went You know I'll just put that money on security.
You know whatever time why would somebody attack us now? You know like I said because somewhere some bitter ass was like fuck all you people Yeah, and maybe his girlfriend cheated on through it. Don't friend find it or actually Madison or whatever We're just cheated on he's like fuck this site. I really got his drunk one.
I didn't like this idea I think this is fucking wrong. I'm gonna do something about it not saying me But I just people go fuck with teleantilists over the years because they were drunk and I was funny Yeah, I'm more black in the morning I'm like give me some money. Please give me some money You just start talking about the streets change like you start changing the text on the bottom screen even yeah I'm bored the truck with skills and bored in the middle of night. It's never a good thing That's gonna be the companion show for Mr.
Robot Are they never doing anything useful? Yeah, they just sit around and fuck with shit all the time. There's no goal There's no benefit. It's just pure fucking with people.
Yeah, Mr. Slow-bout Mrs. Robot Oh, okay, sorry. What else do we have?
Speaking of cheetah and spouses I watched the D train with Jack Black and James. Will he empty cheats on his wife? Oh, with the movie with James Marston I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She's Jack Black Fox. No, you got that backwards Marston Fox Jack There you go.
Are you trying to make cyclops is having sex with cyclops? Are you saying cyclops is a chubby chaser? Well, they didn't drink a lot and do a lot of coke That means it would work. Apparently he's really kind of get something there What she was on the goods she was in Parks and rec as one of the political advisers.
Yes, sorry for you watching Yeah, there's a part where she's in their house, but she won't take her poncho off because the triplets ruin everything I Kid-puke. Oh kids are sticky. There's like years of their life. We're just sticky.
I never love You know, so you get Jack Black if you watch the brink. No, no, I watch parts of it. Okay, so I watch the entire series over last It starts off pretty funny and it stays decently funny through the whole thing. It's really fucked up like Well, I saw the part where the pilots are on LSD by accident It's yeah one of them takes it like one's on the next one's on the final is easy Yeah, and he pukes in the fucking cockpit all of his training while the further doc number is yeah That's actually part of all it's it's kind of funny because even though some of the shit they do is really funny So it would probably be done that way and they also pick the extremely interesting area with you know India versus Pakistan Because that's actually one of the major threats that they always plan for is India Pakistan and the control of somebody that's not so moderate Or you know, we don't give enough money when you're in there like fuck you push the button Yeah, I would rather watch the brink than do you drink they didn't really get anywhere.
That's too bad Yeah, well it went into Jack Black's ass and then it did kind of and then it just went live Yeah, like it was it's so good. It's literally yeah, and it's like a new season's in all We're just keeps like ramping up and then you're like, oh, okay. Well, that was the third up up no ropes. No ropes Nope, no, it's a lot of ropes for Jack Black to be Seated filled Where are you going?
Oh, it's bad idea. It took a weird turn There was the nice rabbit hole and there was a dark rabbit hole. I went down the dark rabbit hole. Yeah Anyway, we learned last night that apparently a baby rabbit is cold kitten We got that wrong well, they should know that well now we know Not really Kids get that I knew the kittens.
I thought there was a cat's loose Right there to cats. No, no, I know can go. I know can go across the board On yeah, I think it's just here. I want no those are fools.
Oh, right? Baby You That would hurt the back of your head Oh, it was perfect timing I was reaching for that fun so bad that You have to work out is actually like arm and leg day. Yeah, what's never selected? Yeah, eventually you'll get to before you start building up You want her pop more and kind of stay in place.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll next week is starting to up it to two sets of each exercise Okay, are you going through the whole thing? You're doing I'm not doing the jumping I don't want to launch it off bit or land on it and then I'm out for two weeks The exercise and see if I can T-shirts on t-shirt you don't have that matter anything now I totally ripped out the craft book here. Good job.
I'm against once because I got too low into a pose and yoga I'm still trying to get out of that dark rabbit ball. We're gonna go on it. Okay, let's start with the good rabbit hole All this watch does guys be a part of this trailer. Yes It's all those there's a lot of boobs in that trailer.
I know but even for a red band the word fuck was said like eight times Mm-hmm, and they were like at least six pairs of dits Although the paratid that I want to see is the cocktail waitress Yeah, I want to see yeah, I need to track her down or other things. She's done Big will she doesn't act as a way of like she was happy in world being a princess no Anyhow No No, it's me actually I Put it in soft and Try to get out of the dark wall Scouse Jasmine and Jasmine and and and Riley seal is Riley steel is Tinkerbell because she's actually gonna beat Tinkerbell I'm going to explore maybe she's and the things are killing me There are she's posted the pictures lady of herself just up as Tinkerbell. I'm just like oh damn it. No wonder that's where the Perplivity that's where Tinkerbell came from probably recently.
So it's okay Practice got got to get away from Tinkerbell. We've got zombie strippers zombie cats Doug you said the funniest thing about that though the part where they're trying to hide from the cats and you see the Door looks like that's what's like going to the bathroom when you have a kid Wrong, they're like really young. Yeah. Yeah.
It's like trying to think of shit around a two-year-old There's like what the fuck now Let me see. I did a bit about that about when his wife would look at him still married to take the two kids and leave He would just spend like the entire time in the bathroom because there was nobody to bother it Yeah, that's why I'm pretty sure that's why guys get in the habit of reading in the bathroom Well, there's a whole thing about what is it? This is for you when they're like what you're doing? Angry words like I just Get that yeah, they did the same thing and knocked up that would he would seek off for me time Yeah, but then they end up like taking mushrooms and talking about chairs and Vegas.
I don't like the energy of his chair I like this chair. I like a chair. I don't need chairs in this room. So the other one that we watched other than Cooties so when does When I said Cooties without like middle September, right?
No, I mean it comes out on the 30th of October as well I think they're going up again I could have sworn that the I could even set a September date when you showed the trailer Is right scout comes out on Halloween. Yeah Yeah, I'm really bored about I mean I even heard of Cootie before yeah, um huge I think you were like you guys see this on my goal art is on my new thing is I show it to people without giving them any Preface it starts off very innocuous. Yeah, speaking of zombie children. Yeah, I watched I'll be Okay, I watch tell baby Which I'd seen before but I think I'm after watching again.
I think it must have fallen asleep like they're happening in the middle because I don't you don't remember. I'm Johnny is like Superstone and then you have a naked Nikki He went home. Yeah, that was full frontal Talked about it a lot what she was doing to get in shape and get all Her hands and toes. She would find out.
Yeah, no, she talked about that on a lot of the movies Continue she was gonna be completely naked And then of course like really weird like with them it was bent on an article on their time like they're like you really want to see it But it's gonna be weird seeing you make it like we know you Great tense. She's pretty girl. She's a gorgeous girl. She's great moves and she's what a year younger than me I'm sorry.
I was just thinking of in Garquoklyn Oates when she's doing the horror film they have her in the brown wig and it's not working Yeah, she's shooting a horror film and they have her to brown wig running talk list from some like demon or something and the director's just not feeling it And so she takes the wig off and it's going to get me like yes Yeah, he'll be who's owned entirely in New Orleans Which I hope you're not being Katrina made it a giant movie said I'm still surprised that more films haven't been shot at the old six lives which is a completely abandoned really I Also filmed a shot seems there but not like a series would just take over Me another reason for it. They've talked about it's happened where like people by the property and not it's it's destroyed It's flooded the swamps reclaimed over this point. There's alligators by everywhere looks like mr. Fish Oters estate from Hoffsburgers for all the amusement park rides go to ride Yeah, there's some amazing pictures of it online from some of her explorers who have gone through there But you don't want to go in there at night.
You want to probably carry a decent weapon I know for cutting mouths which are not nice things and alligators because of all over the place And I'm sure almost below More the gator got him Yeah, no Dummy sees the public place they can do it is an actual like I went to school with with the owners kids Yeah, I'm sorry, because they've been around the fucking ever and they are a very well-known Yeah, they've been around the fucking ever and they always will be I could tell you know the things that all that They're natively popping out of places in the house and healthy. Oh, okay. Yes He's like how to sleep in your face like why? Between the walls Who's always running around naked oh and not and there is kind of like that a lot too Yeah, I think I experience overall freakin tree now, but yeah, there was a lot of that back then Because all our houses were always raised yeah So people live in the cross-paces like how long was that crash underneath the houses?
I wasn't comfortable, but you know whatever it's better than hanging out on the rain. I guess there enough It was definitely cooler down there Usually And it's I Disney First one ever of that size Star Wars I'm sure it's gonna take them years to build it, but fuck yes Just take my money. Well, then also this week is when I started releasing a bunch of pictures of this mainland I think oh, did you yeah? Well, he finally said yeah, I'm finally on Visually they also released a star Wars poster painted by that guy who did all the previous They've yeah, yeah, that's right.
They've all from the kids. I want to do further axle Did you notice the poster did you see the Black Stormshipper is a lot of old green lights ever? No, yeah, I Didn't see anybody break it up like you've got the bad guy hold the red saber You've got was your name ray in the middle? The correct right right right runs the new bad guy.
Yeah, Kylo Ren. Yeah, but apparently Kylo is a quarter of no It's the night of rent. It's the rent. Okay, Ren's it's the place don't see nights of rent.
I'm just gonna start laughing Yeah, look at the poster again because the stormtroopers won't hold the green lights Well, that's and they end up finding I guess part of the premises like they find That's the one being handed to Since they're showing but then they glisten la is been on you wasn't the force as well. Yeah, that she's kind of grown into helping the dead order grow Well, there's stories of like there's artifacts that they're looking forward to open some kind of tomb One of those artifacts is I walkers original lightsaber, huh? There's all kinds of rivers on the river right now. No one's gonna know what the facts go on so we just see the movie Which is funny because your boyfriend trying to convince me to go skywalker ranch again like we could do that That's not gonna help us this time.
We gotta go break in the Disney. We just really way harder Yes, we're gonna do it in the family I guess I did succeed. I'm always in it first. All right.
Everyone stop away from here. You walk gets it Where's part is it? We're so excited for Fennemannus I don't know what is it last line what sucks? Well, yes, she'd see Kirsten Bell in the Princess Leia iron bikini Mm-hmm, and then it's not like I said it's not her butt But it's still pretty funny when she does press to him in the back of the van That's not her butt.
No, she had a bad double. I believe the story is she went up to the director with a Polaroid for ass and said beat that When they were casting her ass double Okay, we'll trick like I said for the iron bikini though. Is that your R2D to it? Nope?
It's my penis Speaking of you No new sex bills. Yeah FDA approved the female They're calling it the female bagger, but it's not biogra. It's an actual it operates differently I agree basically creates blood flow or increases blood flow the day. That's how it works It's supposed to be a veto The virus isn't necessarily an increase a little bit of physical assistance The female pill is supposed to be a little bit of And it's basically I had that across Apparently causes anti-Semitism and where will fizz them?
I saw that. Yeah, that was for a tip It's just when he says the residents of dried Gulch and the new hero is your like start cracking up in the background. Oh my god Sorry, what about penis pills? Well, it's not a penis pill.
So there's a Brazilian spider that would it is this is not gonna end It's called the Brazilian wandering spider and what it bites you. Where's it from? What does it do? What's a brazilian wanders?
Oh from the same people that brought you from the And they have taken that down Michael Jackson's dad got stoned on No, it's the new version of fucking bass all this. I don't know It sounds horrible and they're taking it and modifying the venom to become like some new kind of sex aid This is how I get started. I was ill. Oh my god.
That would make such a great fucking comic book Fuck dosing done with ropes really does it with Brazilian library spider? Then here's the thing though is that if you have a direction that lasts too long true blood talk me It taught me that they take it and drain the blood. Yeah, just a true blood. Yeah, that's what they had to do in true blood with their mouths I don't know if they're watching really with their mouth.
No I was like watching There's a subplot where if you take my blood it basically gets you super fucked up On that and cannot get rid of his erection and they have to take it to ER and they like actually like to bring the blood from his dick twice to get it to stuff And by the way good move jumping out before you get to get to the episodes of where Panthers I jumped up for that too actually. I didn't I was into the long haul I don't know. I mean that she was like half-fairy. I was like how motherfucker Books are fun reads that I mean He's going to Mars.
Yeah, I said my name to Mars so NASA. Oh, okay. Let me speak to them. So yeah I'm not going to Mars, but my name is so NASA has a website right now open for a very brief real time and website is Mars.nasa.gov slash Participate slash as an action medicine.
Oh Slash give us your form. No What else we supposed to sit It's not pixels Giant dildos attacking the planet that's actually worse. I'd rather big giant straplains all double-ended sex and all the aliens look like Ron Jeremy So anyway, the website is Mars.nasa.gov slash participate slash send a dash your dash name slash insight Which is a bunch of engineers can do a bad Other engineers anyway, so if you sign up for this you can go to website you punch in your name your email address And then it gives you like a boarding pass if you show you a boarding pass I think I can't reach that line and also get your free comply miles so that's what we're posting on Facebook I couldn't figure what you were talking about. Oh, that's what I'm trying.
That's about trip. I say okay I'm getting way more free from fly miles from Mars than I'm going on work. I'm doing Things that are set out loud. I'm getting more frequent flyer miles going to Mars than I make my business trips I would imagine so it's Mars.
You realize this is also the same place for me I told me this very morning finish your breakfast before you can have your whiskey So yeah, here's my boarding pass I am going Mars on a let's see. What's the date today March or the 2016? No, it's an actual thing. They're launching a new probe and calling site and they're putting up his names on the probe Yes, see thank you.
It wasn't fucking retarded. Sorry. What's it fucking stupid? It was kind of cool, but I'm getting 297 million eight hundred and five thousand three hundred five miles in my nasa awards points Oh, okay, I was like No, no, they're gonna start doing this for all their new missions, so you can literally build So launch site is being vaneberg Air Force Base California USA and the right side is the illusion plan it plan issue Clean up ideal happiness on Mars schedule departure is March 4th, 2016, and I'll be on half this for I'm sorry at least five 401 rocket It's kind of cool Silly good thing, but yes, you get left behind fuck.
Yeah, you're screwed. That's a John Carter They're really far. I'm not sure man. I mean Right, I know you have to do it because then you're Yeah, that was that's my travels Mars I Sorry, NASA Do some PR in the right way no I'm an agent of shield I might be I have the actual lanyard from when they go to the new base I made a joke that I was like this kind of military Maybe you shouldn't show like I'm not shit in on the military.
I'm just saying I'm about two thirds through it now It's okay, you can't see the frown on her face. Well, it's just because it's a frown. It's a sophomore's love Whoa, damn really high-five times Especially considering what I'm seeing on a micro referees It's okay, we'll see it's still like I said All the time I've wasted will eventually become useful someday Anyway Oh Yes, I've not seen it, but I've read so much about it on the line. Just keep it like man No, but so I don't think I know you talked about this you said something about the director just not accepting It's not his work.
It's not his I was reading a bunch of different stuff and I agree that he should have own some of his issues But apparently this thing was fucking doomed from the start Like they're all wrong both sides not just him not just the studio like both I've fucked up because he apparently lost his shit and ruined a house and caused hundreds of dollars a day I'm just dogs. Yeah, no, he did He did he did yeah dogs Don't tend to jump up on the wall and smash a picture of the owner of the house's family just after Actually, what I read was like the dogs that eat a bunch of stuff Yeah, but then he had a fight with the owner landlord and smash a bunch of shit that was the owners So apparently like everybody's just fucking crazy on the goddamn thing He would keep himself entirely distance from the crew like he built a tent around his monitor station So that he couldn't be distracted while he was doing whatever watching dailies or whatever So I think it was a combination of that movie got fucked because like directors I was like you might have gone off a deep end a little bit and studio of course fuck it up as well Because yeah Yeah, whatever For yesterday have birthday to Riley's deal who has been a porn star week before and also was extraordinarily attractive as Nick think about Which is her next parody movies? What you were seeing out your periphery and you guys about earlier was I was trying to find a decent porn star week and I I was seeing a lot of these yeah, there's still a lot of these Sabrina blonde is a Czech Republic Prod girl, and I know we just read your finger girls Long with me. Nope just the LNB L OMB He always is a baby Jane Angela devil Jalia Ahmed art Sabrina new vials Sabrina car ropes Sabrina H DDF Sabrina a less Sabrina McNood Sabrina a TK Sabrina a less Yeah, she's a fetish model.
She's a lot of fish. There's a lot of the ice bucket challenge Yeah, yeah, she's a big worst fetish ever. She does weird fetish stuff a lot, but she's really cute Go check her out research work and Have a week actually This really interesting article on how to swap your smartphones to phone apps for the for really alternatives There's a tool called mailbox now my Dropbox. You should use that for email here maps if you don't like Google Maps for some reason You don't like Apple Maps here maps basically looks exactly like Garmin maps on cool.
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I think camera zoom effects. I'm pretty happy with that one These are so far all free Free for Android and iOS Before music yeah VLC is a really good video player Again brief for Android and iOS and then cloud storage drop-offs which you can get it free on I was you that's free and you get a free amount of storage. I actually pay I think nine bucks a month I'm gonna terabyte a storage which I'm gonna use I'm probably half full There's a scheduling app all sunrise that Microsoft currently owns so maybe it's not an alternative but Got a lot of useful tools in the big so like you're dealing diary again for your Android and iOS and then simpler contacts for Contact because it does not need to keep it up a diary. No, no, it doesn't Well, this is like calendar one day.
Yeah, simple context is nice It's pretty decent context replacement and I'm not sure about this one. What they threw out there. What's app? What's app for messages and calls?
Oh, yeah? Yeah? I've used what's app there's way too much money porn shit I get through that app that I just don't use it all anymore Yeah, those are the alternatives for a default apps. It's just sneezer cough.
Okay Okay, it's something up. Well, maybe Both ones still in fact for the most part. So there's the apps. I actually start playing quell memento Which is a game where it's like it's almost like Kind of an overhead marble madness.
Okay. You don't actually do the but like you have to move these bubbles to collect these like little dots that are memories and it's just filling in this like really dark and twisted like no story Okay, like randomly the story will just randomly like happen and it's like you've unlocked the door like we should like we should never like You know close the door in the first place But we didn't know it then like you have to rub the dust off these like pictures of a childhood memories I guess actually kind of creepy. Yeah, but like the story that just happens like randomly You're just like playing you'd be level and it's like where did our innocence go like did we buried along with her? You're like what the fuck are you talking about?
Japanese anime were you there last night when we got to the little costumes in the battlefield what? We got to the three little kittens question and trivia Yeah, unfortunately Right, so we started oh yeah, oh yeah, what did the three little kittens lose in their nursery riot? I've never seen any 90s I was like they're hitchhiking. I've seen this movie I was on my side.
Oh, no, we had a great night. I was gonna say I was a little sad couple puff wasn't around Yeah, oh he doesn't seem to do it for you anymore. No, he has it every other Friday on a Tuesday. Okay.
Yeah, I don't like that Dude that doesn't run for you. You mean the one we found out is a huge fish man. Yeah, he's really smart me Is that the guy that I had to correct on the guitar thing? I wasn't there Probably the other guy I think it is him though.
It was like we called him not helpful pop now We just call him wrong. Who are you wrong? Why? Oh, we said that probably the next team name will be I'm not I'm wrong and then we're gonna put Princees said in real life Please I think it should be second-time three trinity Research for spot.
Yeah, so I can research about that right. I'm sorry. I came up that earlier Um speaking of Star Trek I really wanted to bring this up Lizzie as well. Can we just talk about what we can crazy beer for?
It's a face mullet It was like him Felicia Day and was able Richardson and Oh I've told both of you before that I do not like what we can and never have like a star check I don't like his role in the geek nerd community like you can go fucking suck dick as far as I'm concerned with that Scraggly as beardy as I was face now as an uncapped face pussy. Not a decent beard. No, like it's still like I have to go back to look see it hasn't got a hair cut either right and he's not usually that uncapped Like that's the thing like a beer. He's always kept like trendy's always look sharp Yeah, but it doesn't look like it's not a good beer like it's not a good beer like it's not no Strike a shit.
I honestly was waiting for a heart with to make a joke about that beard like killing three people and keeping them in a freezer Like I can't wait for that joke. Yeah, I mean like I was like, oh coming to telling no sass And then other than that Speaking of sci-fi I've been everything's kind of ending some more shows are ending and I'm running out of stuff to watch So I should add that you break and they're ending all right. I'll talk about very next week. Okay, um I've been re-watching Firefly.
Oh, I got it. It's still so good Watch a couple of random shows on the on HBO and USA and AMC. AMC humans ended Oh, humans are almost humans humans almost even was the vampire ghost or no, it wasn't almost human It's called humans humans. Oh, Brandon's one guy that isn't here.
I almost human is the world vampire and ghost being human Wait, which one switch? Hold on? Was that the space cop one with I remember the title I don't know Humans ended very well. I thought I don't know The weird sex box right or whatever robots one of them was a sex bus briefly.
Yeah, but they basically were you know five or six robots I had consciousness given to them by their creator And then he had also embedded in them if all five were together a way to bring other robots to consciousness It was a good show it was very reflect like the point of the show is more of here's all the different social Arguments that are you made it does ever becomes a day. I actually know people are gonna act this way like it was kind of interesting actually Social standpoint who's on top of it being at least in show? Well, it's like, you know, I had a friend that just recently saw X machina. He was like totally fuck someone like yeah, no offense That's what we do invent new things and then fuck them.
Well, we do it the internet and now we jerk off you Yep, we're gonna invent what is the technology? Fuck movie they were talking about these at the same but they were talking about how like whatever technology porn backs would be the one that survives Yeah, I do well. Yeah, the features for my back. Yeah, they're talking about the fuck movie But they're talking about like that's why blue race arrived over.
Yeah, it's also YVHS Because porn backed it well cuz pointed use it Sony with the rest horns used data. Yeah, I guess I'm pretty sure that's for Traffic Thunder Yes, it is but in reality there are speakers there's future speakers that time Richard theme is one of these given speeches That's not every year for they can talk about like, you know, we will always find a way to Not sexualize technology, but that's always like within the first it's not necessarily sexualizing technology to technology That's yeah, but then you get people like JJ Ballard in the 60s It was just absolutely fascinated with the cross section and between human sexuality and technology right Well, I mean, you know to help somebody's a cattle problem or not. It's not a cattle problem It's basically it's used to make a bull come you know You stick this kind of cow probably I think I was asking my cow hit the trigger and it zaps it zaps something and make some Come cross-date or whatever. Yeah, so of course we had to say people being people So I'm gonna have to go that sounds a good idea Let's lower the wattage or voltage or whatever You do fit the guy no and that's now a guy thing is to stick this glass Tool with electrodes in it up your ass and you hit it and if you're drinking a lot of you're gonna come like immediately People can't see the horrified look on my face right now.
Do we talk about weird anything go those last week? Yeah, this is very fucked up like absolutely. Thank you. I have your welcome I'm like, it's your fault.
I know faulted it. I'm claim responsibility and I'll start it with more start a week and I went down I have several you want to go for it. Okay. I'm still internet companies across China are embracing programming programming cheerleaders Which are basically pretty talented girls that I find work environment Their dog includes buying programmers breakfast chit chatting and playing ping pong with them Then apparently it's you know ways to keep them motivated and productivity is gonna have like 15% Makes sense one they're gonna be happy all works So they're gonna get more done.
Yeah, you can relax more and when you're relaxed a lot of times you make less mistakes true Three, you know, they're gonna end up getting some for girls stock murder strangle rate. Yeah There's a lot of bad things in one sentence Google's project era or ara module or cell phone They were supposed to be releasing it soon But it's been pushed back because apparently doesn't pass the drop tests the magnet technology they're using to keep it all together Is it apparently strong enough to keep it all together? Yeah, can you imagine like having a modular phone that breaks apart into 17 deezes? In a nightclub I found my phone I can't find a GPS or my camera Speaking of cell phones But the new version Android was a label Android M for long time is now being called Android martial law Considering the last two were called KitKat gingerbread you have a really interesting snore in your hand with the OS's Also, you're moving all their Google they're calling it bloatware so like Google apps can't all the Google apps that normally come My cell phone will no longer be there now to override all this box will still put their crappy shit on there But Google won't make you use won't want that you can easily get it off the store Yeah, but I'm not gonna put it in the firmware so that you don't want to actually get rid of it Pictures released the new arrow cave Okay, okay, it's not the cave.
I guess it didn't look like a game all anymore. It looked like a really nice or room But if you show my sense, sure to the picture really good. Yeah, there were six costumes hanging up on the left side of the picture I don't know who the six would be well arrow arrow. Well, you both like an area Diggles gonna have a costume some kind.
No, see ya. That's four That's four who else Evans on well, he's dead right now. They think he's dead Because I'm on a vet the arrow cave that no one is being funded by Felicity now. She's inherited.
No doesn't he blows up and now he shrinks He blows up but they think he's dead. Oh, they think so I Well, they still have Roy's they could have kept Roy's well, that was my thought but I didn't see a man Boy gave thea his and she had it modified to fit her Well, they still have Sarah's there would they have the retired black Mary? No, that's the one that that Layers no, she's a different one. No, I don't know No, I'm really into the league of assassins.
Oh, that's pretty new raches me I can actually get so long. So I'm 100 who the six are and we'll get four out of six and in this Sunday night I thought I'll be launching it, but I'm sure I'll watch a youtube version of this particular part later W.B. Summer slams on and I'm out and we'll be fighting fighting air quotes Whatever that Jack asked his name is Yeah That agent of shields It's called me Marvel's one of the are gonna be doing it. Yeah, this is back on the hunter and I'm walking for I'm walking for is what we call it dead pool number one the new comic for Deadpool has a candy cover variant Have you seen it?
It's them sitting on DC for their half-page twix had these half-page ads of twix through all their books I'm curious you the fuck about to how much to expect for that But they don't make fun of that they put up on their cover giant half page ad of approach I made up for a team-bar. Yeah, and they're both in the cupboard. Are you serious? Yeah?
If you have a drone you want to shoot out of the air snake River shooting products now sells drone ammunition Yeah, still probably legal shoot runs We think angel street lights are available. I saw that. Oh, yeah, I meant to send you that I'm not sure which one I'll go first. I got this one first.
So if you're not watching last week's news tonight Yes, it's great But last Sunday his his spiel was on televangel's and it went completely viral. Yeah, because he made his own fake church The name of the fake church is our lady for petrol exemption calm Because he meets on Sundays every Sunday his audience will approve of their other feelings teachings and yeah So if you read through it, you can actually send money to them though accepted I think Mississippi South Carolina and like to other states cancel that money But yeah, you can call and donate and at some point the church will be dissolved and when the church is off any funds being held The church will be donated to doctors up orders. Yeah, I think it's fucking brilliant Yeah, and now there are actual government like senators will have it like why the fuck we're doing this and there's a Amazing quote. There's an amazing quote from somebody that I've been up to basically said Ever since the IRS approved Scientology's tax-exempt status They don't they have an investigative shit like anyway be a fucking church.
They've done three investigations with no results since like 2010 It's gonna turn to that issue of transmit. There's like a new church every minute or something. Yeah Morgan Freeman's daughter. They're sorry step step brand old actually that was stabbed was stabbed death last week And by her boyfriend who was apparently on some crazy drug shit.
Yeah, I'm Dina Heinz she was 33 She was broad reactors occasionally attended events premieres with her step grandfather witnesses and at least one long fourth when I was told Said that the culprit was Heinz's live in boyfriend 30 year old actor and rapper Lamar Davenport or I'm sure he's huge in Japan Was apparently attempting to perform some sort of exorcism longer because he was screaming get out devils I cast you out devils in the name of Jesus Christ I cast you out he was yelling as he plunged the knife into a giant hunting that into her chest at three o'clock in the morning Well, we're part of the she was on as actually Madison and had a fortress of Satan Yeah, you found out you had a massive ass like now and I'm trying to get the fortress of Satan other Also, that's something that's gonna happen with this dad or at least somebody's gonna get fucking shot. Oh, yeah She's already a thing. There's like a I saw that video that's where shit that video that went through all I crap out of her car screaming like this is my ex-husband I don't know about that one I was like a top like 15 reactions to finding out like your spouse was on Apparently he was so crazy that even after she was dead when the cops didn't finally show up He was still making the stabbing motion with his hand even though the knife was just interchest. Oh good Yeah, so he was a fucking antique And fermented poop My last one is about a curry shop in Japan.
Oh my god. There's a curry shop. What are they bathing in now? No, no, no, this is a curry shop in Shimizu, Japan, which has an amazing new flavor that they're selling That is the taste and consistency of actual human feces Now we find the understand the spine link.
Yes. It was Wait, what I was told to look at that very seriously and say yes That was a reaction that I was told you enough So case and consistency of human poop, but it's not actual poop I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
How would you fucking Japan? Hey, Japan? Thanks Japan. I there's I don't put anything past Japan No, I do like telling certain friends.
Why like what is wrong with your fucking people? Well, I just I thought a wiki hole in came across is like 400 year old Go down this wiki hole and came across a like four or five hundred year old piece of my field Japan art Yeah, and it's these three it's like two every one each side of the painting and they're literally having a fart war They're like blowing like wind out of their butts at each other Like maybe it was the human notification of the East wind and the West wind and they are blowing that Or that's where they thought a monsoon game from it's a part where it's Japan. It's yep I said even Chaucer wrote part jokes come on. Yeah, that's true My elbow was finally almost healed up from that incident by the 711 But three years ago the Cheetos.
Yeah, I fell on a big Cheetos Nobody knows the Cheetos exhibit. Oh, no, that's something completely different Brandon So I can't put anything they'll get into on the bottom shelf and they got into a bag of Cheetos and ate them and rolled around and Then I threw up orange everywhere. That's the Cheetos I got it Terrible, I'm the other thing I don't have a friend I've mentioned on the podcast yet how much I like that is burger bar But go and support them absolutely I had a really good burger let Turkey burger last night with some Bree and Granite's with apples and bacon. It was fantastic.
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