116: The Daleks

"My legs! My legs!" Zero out of a million on the tact front from Ian, crowing about his pins when surrounded by legless Daleks. Actually, they haven't touched a drop but they have experimented with some freaky hallucinogens from their peacenik neighbours. So this is the TARDIS foursome's first awayday – The Daleks – and where better to visit than a quiet, pollen-free forest with nearby amenities, including free toilet rolls, gratis green grocery and more mercury than you could ever need (especially if you don't need any). But have some Thals found their own forbidden fruit? Has the tripping Dalek come down yet? How many more legs does Alydon have than Ian? And where would Jim and Martin place the story on the evolutionary continuum from joke shop fake to perfect paragon? Listen to find out.