So what's radio? Episode 117, 117. I think it's what I should say on that because the problem when you say it, when you've said it, but now it has to be 117. If I didn't say it, I could have put it anywhere.
I've said it now. Say welcome to the typical radio. Welcome. Today, we're going to say, what episode is it that we can go anywhere?
That's it. That's how you should do it. I do it the old fashioned way. Oh, yeah.
Because they used to say every record. They say welcome to radio one episode one and one and one. You ever listen to the radio? Yeah, they still have to do.
I think by law, they have to say that. Obviously you might not hear it because if you don't wake up early enough at the start of the day, you're not going to hear it. It's because it's 24 hours. I guess you have to be listening.
If you listen at one minute past midnight and they say, well, stop all the music. Stop all the music. Welcome to radio, episode one thousand and one hundred and fifth. I don't even know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Millions of millions. I'm having that. That's what I say. What's the radio channel choice then?
What do you guys listen to radio on the way to work or some shit? Well, yeah. I'll just run through all the football, basically, and then I'll get offended by the presenters and send off. Okay.
I'll just stick some random Joe Rogan podcast on and stuff like that instead because there's just some presenters on there that are just please shut up. You're getting paid to do that and we're not getting paid to do this. We're doing exactly the same thing. You're just winging it.
You're turning up and you're winging it. There's no real prep. Someone will pass you a bit of paper. It's even easier for them.
Someone will bring them a bit of paper. It'll be... Say it's big bang. You've got to pull over now.
Yeah, exactly. Time after time. Look as professional as we do. Sounds.
Sounds, exactly. I mean, you're quality on this episode. It's going to be brilliant. Yeah, hopefully.
Well, should we go with it, Will? So you obviously sent the group a little interesting piece about this lady who basically got kind of raised by monkeys, kind of raised by monkeys or unkeys. Fosted by monkeys. Fosted by monkeys.
Yeah, it wasn't completely raised. You probably weren't on the nipple or anything. No, it's... But she was...
Fosted. Looked after, you know, got through the jungle days. Yeah, the jungle days. Yeah.
Do you want to have a little... Do you want to introduce it to everyone, Will? I think it popped up on the old. They're doing pretty good character interviews on the old.
I think it's Uni, Uni Lab, Uni Lab, YouTube or something like that. Or, lad by one of those. They do, they interview all walks of life. Normally pretty interesting.
This one was labeled Woman Raised by Monkeys. It's probably about 15 minutes long. I'll give it a watch. And I'm some of it's wrong.
I didn't take some notes. I might be wrong in a few of it. But I think she was a woman. She was probably about six around that sort of age.
And she grew up on a farm in the middle of like, on the outskirts of Columbia or some sort of a farm. She was like, oh, no, they got a couple of jungles out there. And she's pretty out there on a farm. She said one day that pretty much you got kidnapped.
I don't know if it was just her or her and the family. They got kidnapped, broken up, whatever. She got taken away. She said she was taken off in a car by a group of blokes pretty much.
And I think it was an overnight trip. And then they just dropped her off in the middle of a forest. And she was saying that she was actually so scared being at young age that she wanted them to come back and take her somewhere again. So she said she just laid there for like 24 hours, maybe even longer.
And then eventually a group of monkeys approached her and kind of just stood around her and trying to figure her out. She said she was so scared that she didn't do anything. And I think day after day these monkeys kept coming back and realizing that she wasn't really doing anything and they were kind of checking her out. And I think eventually one of them maybe went up to her and poked her and she didn't really respond or do anything.
And I think after a few days they weren't too bothered about what they were, weren't scared of her or whatever. And she tried to kind of follow them around and they tied up in the trees. And eventually she started to climb these trees just to hang out with them. And I think she was saying after a while one of them started to green her, you know, they pickled a little bugs or bits off of each other and eat them.
One of them was doing that to her and she kind of realized that she was pretty much accepted in with these people and all the monkeys. I think after a while she said she was getting starving. So pretty much any time she was witnessing these guys eat she was trying to get involved. I think she was saying it's just a rush.
When there's food they find a tree of fruit on it or whatever. They just all go for it. There's no passing around food. You know, there's a whole group of these fuckers and they're just eating.
So she realized that she's got to get in there quick. She's saying the food wasn't too bad or whatever. I think she was saying one time she was eating some food that tasted really good. But none of the other monkeys were eating it.
Yeah, I remember her saying that. Yeah, she's obviously found the big fruit. I know she does have a bad reaction to it. She actually feels like shit.
So she's obviously just eating a nice lovely tasting poisonous fruit. And she was watching her again. She was great at seeing her. I think she was a mushroom.
Yeah, she was saying that one of them, one of the older monkeys, one of the alphas was just staring at her. She was like, what are you doing? She's almost trying to give them some of them who are interested. And I think she was saying she started to have terrible tummy cramps and all that.
And that older monkey pulled her aside. And I think he threw her in a little lake or a stream or something like that. And she didn't realize that she watched her in the water. I think maybe did it to make her ill or to try and clean her off of whatever was going to happen.
So I think he was trying to help her. And then after that she never ate anything that the monkeys didn't ate. Anyway, maybe around for a while. Exactly.
The thing is, if you left some crispy cream donuts out there, would they have them? I think they wouldn't. If they give it a lick. They only know not to eat shit.
They'd eat it before. And they'd be passing out. If they ate it, they'd be coming to town. They'd be coming to town.
They'd be turning into a lazy human. They'd be like, just give them a bad stomach. They'd be like, keep eating it. Because of how good it is.
They'd just get fat. Do you know what monkeys are? We're saying monkeys real loosely. When she was describing the monkeys, she wasn't breaking down what monkey it was.
I'm going, what monkey? I didn't hear her saying anything. It was like, is it like a little motherfucker? It's just knocking about.
But then again, if you said the big one threw her out. That could be embellished anyway. You know, you're in the jungle. And you want your story to be better.
You might say that they did throw me towards the walk. Because I mean, yeah, it's the big dog. What did she say? Talk to her.
Yeah, talk to her three. Maybe it was a chimpanzee. Maybe it was a big one. But maybe it was a big one.
Maybe it was a cow. Yeah, but maybe she would. I don't know if you're not a threat, maybe you would survive it. If we do know, we could find out right now.
We wanted to. We're just going to speculate. Can you say that to your imagination? Yeah, it's a hierarchy for now.
It's as long as he's not going up to the alpha and punching, and all the fucking rules. As you just sit in the back and let him. Yeah, just doing what they do. They're probably all right.
You were there. kicking that with you. I can see my eye. Oh, no fucking daddy.
It's all the best thing in his life. It's all the best thing in my dick-off. We're going to do now, right? A little side note on this.
I've done a few videos of these at this old boy that used to knock about wolves. And he basically got himself to be the alpha. Oh, yeah, I see. He figured it out and everything.
And all the wolves were all called in. But then obviously went off. That's a money problem. He's been talking about wolves for about a second.
So he's got to go. He's got to go. He came back milky. He's got to go.
Well, no, he came back. He is. But there was a new alpha. You see, that obviously came from an outside pack in.
They didn't even because they were alpha-water talks. They would be the pack that would be fucked. So the old boy comes and realized this alpha's going to fuck him up. That's what we're doing.
So we've seen the entire briefcase. And the alpha's like, the thing is to go out with some guys. That's not an underestimate. It would absolutely mess you up.
Like it's not a problem. And he ended up going like, oh, and he's going, oh, boy, he's like a good rolling on his back. And to be fair, the. Backing.
Yeah, then backing the pack. Obviously not as alpha. Yeah, he's a lot of getting it. He's got to get it.
He's a nice captain, I don't know. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, but to gamble on that, I don't know, knocking about walls. I've only seen walls like, I think I don't know if I was in Finland or something, or like the same place as a sort of a moose, it's like an open sanctuary sort of thing, but it's like a wooden walkway on the top of all of it.
So it's an open area, but these walls, they're big. Yeah. They're not like a Labrador. It's like, if it's at the jump on, yeah.
Yeah, these are kind of damaging. I'm not gonna take it, but it's gonna be difficult. Yeah, I mean, I'd take it obviously. I'd win the fight.
I'd say I wouldn't win the fight. I'd just win the fight. I get some damage. Yeah, but eventually you would definitely kick my cat.
Yeah. I'm biting his neck, so I get through his fucking teeth, hair, and fucking skin. Yeah, I'll just go over there and just roll him back. Don't stab it in the neck.
Yeah, nice. See that'll come in. And then all the walls just whip the shit. Yeah, so that'll be out there.
Yeah, yeah. It gets dirty. I won't be able to tell it, as long as someone was filming it. Yeah, that's it.
Yeah. That's actually the same place I was talking to, all the wind down went on the play fight as well. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, they were just, they won't be too aggressive, but they were getting a little bit, you know what I mean?
When a fight gets a bit too out of hand, they were close to it, but they probably... When you're brother and your mum's watching it then, and then just let's it go a little bit, then she'll be like, it's not a blow, what's he start? What's when he starts biting someone? And he'll be like, that was harder than what we were playing.
Now we have to go harder. And then it just escalates. Yeah. And your mum comes in and smacks you out and both of them.
Yeah. But yeah, so this is the Zelda monkey kind of, in a way, he saved her really, didn't he? Yeah, it's straight. Yeah, just getting into that waterlove.
Just don't worry about it. Just have a few in there. Don't pull out here. You're gonna kick yourself.
You are gonna kick yourself. You are gonna kick yourself. It's getting out fucking late. We don't drink out that one of you first, so that's fine.
It's all about that. That's the reason I'm screaming, so just shitting out. It's fine. And every business my mate is drinking out.
She was saying about them talking as well, weren't she? She was saying high-pitched screeches mean different things, like maybe danger and like, you know, it was the pictures of their shrieks of how they communicate with it. So she learned to pick up on them. Yeah, which is impressive.
I mean, I suppose you would get a danger one, but she was getting like all of them. She was getting all of them. Food. Yeah, grooming time.
Grooming time, pooping in the legs. Yeah. Grooming that leg. Grooming that leg.
Don't pull at my nest. Don't pull at my nest. It's got to be, obviously, I reckon if she was even younger, she would pop it. Like that translation, picking those sort of things up.
The younger you are, the more your mind just soaks things up, like a sponge, like the older you are, you might recognise things differently, but you're gonna be just fucking speculating all the time, ain't you? Like, fuck, he's looking at me. He's gonna attack me. Maybe I should fucking do something about it or not.
You've got to go back with him. Yeah, yeah, where she's just gonna fucking sit there and not do anything. She's not really gonna think about that shit. It's a threat thing as well, I guess, in it.
Like, if you look at her, you think, you see a threat to me, not really. She looks pretty fucking sad, like she's a lost a mum and dad. So, wait, if you see, like a grown man, covered in knives and army fatigues and fucking black well-entined lizards, I always just think that comes to get the start. Yeah, but, they're good boys, take off.
They throw some feasts at the same time. Yeah, shut the shit out first. Yeah. Letting those in the book is in charge.
Yeah, yeah. Shut a couple of pebbles at him. How long were you with those monkeys, boys? I can't remember.
She was just trying to figure it out because obviously she was six, so she couldn't really know too much, but I think they were saying it was probably about a couple of years, not much more. I think how she got out, so there was a couple times where humans, you know, they'd see humans, and all the monkeys just hide, and she'd hide too. But I think that was one where it was an older man and a younger woman, not as young as her, but probably, I don't know, in her teens or 20 years old. She looked kind, didn't she?
That was actually saying she looked kind, so she revealed herself sort of thing. Ta-da! Put on her back. It started from feces at her.
Very tension. Shut up when I'll get home. Yeah, this family took her out, but I think the old boy, the gentleman there, dropped her off at somewhere, some old moody hagg's house where pretty much she was just kind of abused and not really given much hope or whatever. I think she ended up escaping or getting help.
I think she escaped down into another street and basically just stole food, she's really good at stealing, and she goes steal food and hiding the street trees. But one of her old neighbours, who knew she got a bit of a hard life from the old bitty before she escaped, approached her and pretty much said that she was going to help her. And I think she got her on a plane or a bus or something to somewhere else, so a relative of this person, this person took care of her and I think even maybe sent her to England or somewhere, you know, like a... Come over here.
A government thing, you know what I mean? Like kind of helped her out really and kind of got her into a normal lifestyle. She's got kids in that now and pretty much lives like an old human being. She is a really nice lady.
When she's telling your story, she isn't coming across as a bullshitter. Which, I mean, it's probably a matter of itself because she's already got me into it. She could be lying straight to my face and I'll laugh at it all, but... He's lovely.
She is lovely. She's a lovely... She's quite broken English, she's not from England, so it makes you feel like she's more removed than she probably actually is. But yeah, she's a good talker.
Yeah, yeah, she tells a good story, so even if it is bullshitter... It's a good story. You know, using it as a concept in a... What would you do with the English lady?
Yeah, I think she was saying that like, pretty much living with the monkeys was probably the best time of her life, she said, and she was just happy all the time. I think she went... She tried to go back in a more adult life to try and find these monkeys because she found out the age of like general monkeys and potentially some of them was still going to be about and she's trying to find the place where she was at, but I think she found it quite hard. She said she'd only really know if she was in that, she'd recognise it sort of thing, but she didn't find it, she said it was quite upsetting.
But surely something like that might almost be impossible really. When you're six in a fucking jungle of a country, like that sort of size that have brain forests and that's not like you're in anywhere, you can just go everywhere. Over time. I don't remember nothing from when I was seeing.
I mean, you remember the trees down the park mate when you're six, they had the same trees and they could cut down, they'd broken the entire school. The house was high as you thought they were. Yeah, exactly, yeah, look at what the old tennis court had broken glass over there, and they had a new one and obviously that got all broken glass over there. So things changed, so you're not going to always be able to drop yourself back into it, but especially when you're not your only six, I mean fuck me.
What do you fucking remember when you're six? What do you remember when you're nine? Like, tell me a memory now, when you're nine, you can just put out your ass now and know that you're nine as well. When I was nine, I remember getting abducted by the young people.
I think you're going to say, I remember getting abducted by the young people. Can you check me into the jungle? Yeah, I think it's based by you bet. Wild.
It's based by you bet. It was bad. It was quality though, he was like sort of teaching songs and taking to his monkey boyfriends out. So it was nice at a time, but yeah, I was like nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's quite early, do you bet. It's very morning for me. Yeah, I mean, it's actually a member of someone's history, a member of someone from a specific age.
You've probably got fucking memories, but someone said to you remember someone from a family. Exactly, exactly, they said you're fucking white. I think you can remember special Christmas. I used to think I could remember my fourth birthday.
And I think I did. But now all my memories of that fourth birthday are photographs. So I don't know if, because we always have to vote on what I'm talking about. So I don't know if my actual memory is my memory.
I got one like that as a kid and it turned into a photo memory. I can always remember the thing that was happening. And then there was a photo and I can remember saying to my mom and dad, like, I can remember that and I can say this. And I'm being like, no, you probably couldn't even talk.
But like, I can remember talking, but is it like from seeing the picture and having a relation of like, I think I remember what was going on. It's so weird. That's memories in general, bullshit, isn't it? Yeah.
They even say about like people in heightened situations, you know, like if you're in war or if you witnessed a murder or something like that, someone to record it back to you isn't like gospel, like it's almost bullshit asking someone to recite it because they'll just, I mean, everyone does. You just form a new universe. Why do they say like, right, I was working in a bank, obviously, if you have gotten fucking radio, someone came in a fucking radio to the bank. You weren't allowed to talk to each other about it.
You had to wait till it would, please, came in before you gave your, your display to what happened. Because as soon as you start talking, you know, we're like, Oh, yeah, we actually were wearing this one. Yeah, I think we weren't. No, we're talking about it.
It's 20, but weren't it? Yeah, we're wearing rebox, 20. Yeah, it must have been. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see it. Now we do see it. Yeah, exactly, because you just fucking talk and start talking to each other. You're just like, oh, yeah, that's what happened.
So yeah, you don't keep your parts, you keep your own. But it's like the adrenaline or like the panicking situations, just like scrambles like key details, so you can just, it's just a rough, rough in it. It's a thing I guess, there's ways. If you ever go through trauma and your brain will just fucking try and wipe that out.
You don't want to keep that fucking hit that in your mind. So it just wipes it out. So I guess it's that thing. If you've been to that, your brain's probably information's there, but you're brain-filled right now.
We're worried right now. Don't worry about it. So someone else has to say this happened that happened. Yeah, that's slotting in now to these forefront thoughts, not your subconscious thoughts.
That must be true. I was watching this training video probably a month ago and it really kind of bumps into this. I follow these kind of like ex-military old boys who do training procedures. Really interesting to watch.
And these guys will have like pretty much like a BB gun or something like that. And it'll be a scenario. So like they'll be like, all right, Ryan, you're a whatever, you've got a gun, you're in this shop. They play a scenario where some people come in and it's like an active shooter and you have a weapon to defend yourself.
And then they do an interview afterwards. And the interview, they interview this old boy who's a fucking like ex-military ex-carp, like probably a clued up swatch sort of guy. Now, right, when you shot this guy, how many times did you shoot him? I shot him.
I know exactly how many times I shot him. I shot him three times. And he shot every single bullet he actually had into him. So he shot him 12 times.
Wow. And this wasn't a real scenario. Obviously it's played out as close to it as you can get on a safety sort of thing. And they're not using real guns.
They've got on their safety vests and that. And he didn't even know. Like he was like, oh, 100% free shots. I can remember it one in the chest, one down below and one above like sort of thing.
They're like, you shot 12 times. It's empty the whole clip. That is mad. And obviously like he's taught, you know, in those scenarios disabling threats, whatever, like above my pay grade.
But he knows what he's doing as well. And he's been in war, you know, he's been in all these scenarios where he's done that in a real life situation as well. And like his mind didn't even remember when he fought. He was certain.
So like, I wonder how your brain reacts. You know, it must be your brain doesn't fucking work properly. It's all bollocks. You can't rely on your brain.
You can't be a twat. Literally, I'd have to go over. Well, that's what brain is ever going. Surely, yeah.
Half. Take the piss out of you. All these court things and people are giving evidence and what happened like half of it. And you're like, oh, I'm going to be fucked all the time.
We're saying O.J Simpson was innocent. Yeah, they're definitely innocent, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Unless there's actual documents, you know, you know, it sticks you up. You're having some sort of something. You can't rely on it, can you? Yeah.
It's like trying to watch your fucking first thing ever. Remember. So I'm going to say, remember when I do enough? And when I talk to my name, I'm going to say, oh, I'm being fucking bored.
Have I been bored yet? I'm going to be bored. Oh, I'm fine. Oh, I'm fine.
We can all do that. Yeah, yeah. I'm in there. You know what?
Thinking now. But when it comes back to the fight, you know, it's just that's directing. You've blew gloves. I remember vividly.
He's smacked on my arm. So I got my ends up didn't I? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's it.
And basically that's it. Yeah. I got you the doctor. Let's get one.
Go on, Mom. Let's go. Give the nurse a stun. On the way out.
I'm quite too busy. Now, that's it. And they played my theme team when I was leaving. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I might say, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's your first memory. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
And then I got in my, I got in my driving at the time here, got my Lamborghini. I was like, oh, yeah, I must have gotten, got in, revved it, good. Like, everyone was impressed by me. Yeah, obviously, maybe, sorry, I was wearing sunglasses left by the way, took them out of the year, the little, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're already there, with the key. I'll leave the key up there as well. I was not gonna be able to, yeah. Put them on, rev fuck out of it.
And at this time, like, I look more like 30, you know, I did, I bet you didn't. You know what I mean? I had a good bit of stubble on me, you know. You had just been born it.
Two-pit, yeah, yeah. Just, yeah, just the balls. Yeah, but as soon as I got into that, I got into it, you know, it just happened. And then I kind of, endowed the, I mean, yeah, endowed it, that really got everyone going.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What, you, what, I would do that without that? And then, and then everyone got waiting, and I just drove off sensibly.
That's it, yeah. Yeah. Can you remember that? I'll remember more of that.
I'll remember more of you, you need to be safe. And then. I think I should move on to someone else's first. Remember about mine, you know.
You can even remember what you dreamt that night as well. Oh, I definitely can, yeah. I dreamt about that. I imagine I'll call it you that one.
And I should have done an endo to a wheelie. I should have bumped it a couple of times because I couldn't have done it but I didn't do it. Yeah. So if I could go back and do it again, I would have endowed wheelie, endo, wheelie drive.
Like drive out with the wheelies. You do it. It's, it's a fine art. But I can, it's a fine art.
And I'm like, if anyone called off. And I'd have about a whole cake, it's like a whole factor. You know. I couldn't, it's a square tube.
Yeah. I'd have the whole thing in my mouth. Yeah. Oh, yeah, the whole thing.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which I'm thinking about with that, actually, what happened?
So I actually did have the whole 32 picks in the case of it. I had two pairs of sunglasses on. One backwards on. Yeah, and I had a backwards red cap on.
Oh, yeah. Obviously. The Lamborghini... What was you listening to?
I was listening to the slipbiscuit. I imagine you're raging in. Nice. And the Lamborghini, I think, I've got a funny feeling it had some horns on the front of it as well.
Oh, like, no, sorry, definitely had some horns on the front of it. Yeah, and maybe some fire on the side. Like some... Blains in here.
Yeah, but actual real fire. Or actual real fire. Or actual real fire. Yeah, rather than a whole Ferrari top.
It was, yeah, it was a real fire. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I believe it now.
I can't remember. I always think it's bullshit, but if you can't remember everything, that makes more realistic. Yeah. There's some things you can't remember.
Yeah, can't remember about the wheels. Can't remember what the pedals look like in the Lamborghini. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. Can't remember exactly where the hazard button was. Yeah. Yeah, struggle for me.
But I can't remember end doing shit out of it. Where's this? Or pressing in the nurses? Doctors?
Yeah. By them, they were there as well. Obviously, because it's fire there. Yeah.
They were bad for me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, it's a good thing.
I mean, it's just going to my fucking grandad's out, so it don't bite me all the fucking time. Well, badly. It had like a bookcase. And it was like high underneath the fucking bookcase.
Everyone's just about to say, that's memory shit. But like, you say, it had the living room and then you'd have to walk past this bookcase. It was a kitchen. It was a big outfit.
They'd have like a sofa and then a book, a bookcase and then a door to the kitchen. You have to get up to the sofa and walk past this bookcase and dog a fucking bite. Like, it'd break the skin. It'd be like, it'd scratch me or bit me again.
And they'd say, oh, he's just a dog. He's just a dog. But I was only fucking little because it was when my grandad was alive. And I think my grandad, he must have told you when I might be like, for maybe a day, it's like that age where like, your mum, like, I remember my mum and my grand, like crying and cuddling and my dad sort of stroking him and that.
And then I'm not, you know, what's going on. It's something's happened. But you've got that. You see him crying that.
I remember my mum saw it sitting down and like saying, oh, what's that? He said, okay, your grandad's dead. And I was like, good, it's ducky. It's fucking biting me to come.
But obviously I didn't know what was going on. You know what I was going to imagine. I didn't know what was going on. I don't know what that is.
I'm not scared of it yet. Yeah. So I mean, that was my first, 28 years ago, it was great years of age. First moment.
Nice. Yeah. I'm not going to get a bit of my fucking dog up all the time. Especially when you're walking back from like once, but I just associate that house and my grandad and grandad and that fucking fucking book is biting me.
That's like I get in grain memories. Yeah. You won't forget getting bitten by a dog at any level. Yeah.
You're never going to forget that. Oh, yeah. I must have been going like I say, because my grandad was still alive. So you could work out.
You could work out. We're not going to do it now. Yeah. You don't need to know specific.
We'll put it in the description of the. Yeah. But I would have been fucking, I might have been like fight three or three, but it's like that age where you're fucking, yeah, what's going on really? No, and you weren't even you then, were you?
No. It was just you were kind of going through it. You were becoming mean. Yeah.
Yeah. I was a cat. I've been at that point with it. Yeah.
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When. like the phase of that, you'll see the sand up, walking along just looking at that. And you may have done that thing when you're a little way, you see someone that looks like your mum, I've got the same coat as your mum, so you start following that fucking person. I must be walking about five to 10 minutes, and obviously then look top of it, and I was like, you're on my fucking mum.
You're always shocked into life at that point. You were, it's the whole, you know, when you become sentient. You weren't, but that's it. You had to become, because you were fucked.
No idea I'm a fucking mum, man, or fucking grandad or anyone was. And you're just like that, I feel like, I'm telling all the fuck you know. Lost little boy. Straight into here.
Straight into my mum. Okay, when I was in, where I was growing up, there was a play group, so it was like, well, four nurseries, I must have been about four or five, because you probably, maybe even younger. And I can remember, I must have finished play group and all the fucking parents would stand outside. And I went over to my dad for whatever.
I'm fucking standing next to my dad. Think I'm holding his hand as well. Or maybe not. And you know, if you stand next to someone, I used to fucking kick the back of my dad with like my opposite side of my foot, like you swing it around the back, little side kick goes fucking, side kick in the back of the ass, or the back of his legs or something.
And then a few minutes later, I look up and it's not, it's not my dad. And all these parents were all looking at me like, you know, they've all obviously noticed beforehand. My dad's like, over there and everyone's fucking looking at me and laughing at us, so embarrassed. Nice.
Devastating. I think he just went blue jeans or something like that. He's like, there's my dad. Nice.
Ah, he's playing along as well, haven't he? Yeah, they'll just wait waiting for you to just realize he's like, no. Give me good little smack as well, didn't you? Kick me back now.
Yeah, back there, you just smack it, didn't you? Oh yeah, proper. I remember being at play group, though. You do it, bring back when you start talking, that's when you're fucking only talking about that.
That's when you start lying about laughing in your past. I remember being at, oh gosh, you know, my fucking, no. Honestly, I remember being at nursery, and I fucking, I love he-man, like that was a fucking, when I was little, I was a toy, he-man, or fucking transform, it's obviously. But I had the buzz off figure, so buzz off, he-man, like the fucking bumblebee fan, I said.
I remember like taking, I wanted to take him to fucking nursery, didn't I, because he's my favourite fucking one. So I didn't know, and the nursery teacher, she's obviously come over and she's like, what's he called? So I'm like, buzz off, and she gets all fucking offended, don't you, because- No, I'm funny about this. Yeah, and I remember having my mum come, and she's like having a worse, and well, it was a bit funny this morning, he kept telling me to buzz off, and I was asking him what his name was Little Fellow-is.
So my mum, paid by that, said you fucking cunt, asked the name of the fucking fella from here. And they got you to her, obviously. I got you to her, yeah, Trixander, Tombsto, and then it was like, yeah, that's the name of the fella. Now, fucking buzz off before I kill you.
Fucking cunt. And then that was, yeah, I remember that. I remember that, that happened. I do actually remember play group as well.
It can grow. Oh, I was just wanting to come there. Oh, right, okay. Fair enough.
Yeah, so that is a legit memory, then all that stuff must have happened. Yeah, true. Yeah. But mine, I just remember they had a big chest that you could dress up as, or dress with Batman, or, you know, Robin if you wanted to.
Why is that even there? It was just like- Yeah, exactly. So we're going to be well-being on now. But I can't remember, you know, I can just remember, but I do remember I've got that, I must have said this story, when we were eating biscuits and milk, and there was a girl slapping her chops and that triggered me.
That triggered me. Yeah. See episode, one, twelve, whatever, yeah. It's been said, it's been said before.
That's all I mean, I've got in it now. That's nothing else happened. Can you think of a first memory world? You've got something you think is your first memory?
Yeah, I'll talk about that picture one then. So fucking, in this picture I'm fucking tiny. I'm probably like two or three years old as a rough fucking naked in this photo. And like back in the day, I don't know, I think my mum's saying it's cool.
I can handle it or class or some shit. All these fucking mums get together when they're all going to have a baby or whatever. They all have a baby at the same sort of time. So they're all friends.
So they're all in someone's back garden. And there's a little kids paddling pool. And all these two or three year old kids are all fucking in the paddling pool. Most of them fucking not wearing anything as everyone did back in the day.
But I swear, I can remember vividly walking up to my mum and saying, I want to wear some fucking swim shorts or some fucking pants. I want some pants. Because it was quite weird. And that's what I can remember.
And in the back in the day we had one of those picture collages of all the fucking kids and the cousins or whatever. And that was me naked, I think, like a fucking cloud over my little pee pee. But I can remember telling my mum, I can remember going up to you and saying I want to wear some pants. You're probably kidding me talk.
But maybe you were trying to tell her. Maybe you were trying to tell her. I want some fucking pants out here. Come on mum.