119: A Girl And Her Horse, or Can't Wait To Jill My Jack

What's that you say? You're in the mood for a touching tale of a teenaged girl and her champion horse, Champion? Brought to you by the Halloween Superstore? The kind of situation where your elf is full of rigmarole, and you get a busy signal when you call the All Righty Hotline? Is that what you are saying? Well, my imaginary friend, you are in luck. Because that's what we've got right here. So crack open a frosty root beer, or a root towel and get ready to go inside the world of gravy.