Welcome to a blodge of the clap black guy that says subway don't eat too fresh Only above age I can say Listen to know about my sorry. I was reading a lot about the Jared case this week. Is there been more? Yeah, well, he's going to the bokeh and I would afraid no Yeah, no, he's one of the bokeh.
He's he's up. He's a 30 fucking man. I honestly, you know, I never thought it was kind of weird Yeah, we're thinking about him. I didn't think it was very Mormon.
I didn't think it was fucking kids What there was a there was also a 17 Sure, not the little kids. No, no, no sex with underage girl It's like like 13 and 12 yeah, and he had sex with 17 year old prostitute who was only able to convince him to go with her by saying She was 15. Yeah, no none of that is okay. No, that was sentence makes me Let's just say he had a good time in Thailand.
Oh, I feel bad for Subway's marketing department like I don't know This is my dollar foot long eat fresh all their fucking more other things are out the fucking window now You can feel bad, but they're at agencies like I mean, I'm looking at it When all this broke Subway was about to release or did release very briefly a website game for kids called Jared's Can't party. Oh my god, no Smaller pants He did now we know why he was eating Subway every day so it gets Dirty moving on so they finally put up one of the last season's the league on Netflix I'm regretting the fact that Brandon and I watch it together because I just want to burn through the whole thing But I have to freak him week for him. Look him burn through it binge watch it again with him. No, so what yes?
Oh Jesus fuck Well, we know who wears the small pants and that relationship not you Oh, by the way, we're gonna stay mature with me is Doug and Deb. I know just water cuz my hair's wet. Okay, and I'm I'm a big I'm Lizzie. I'm awesome.
Yeah, I'm awesome. I'm talking about You just you just heard yourself That was not wrong we were all right yesterday Yeah, yeah, I'm not a competition, but still it was like my birthday We're just like so far ahead of everyone else ridiculous. You've been watching the league. I've been watching heroes We want to be meeting to rewatch that so I can get ready for a reborn I'm on almost no divorce season Last one so such a first-time game for season.
This is the best part about having memory like mine is like No, you really didn't really watch it. Well, they were if you think I've heard most of it. I forgot I'm I'd forgotten though by the way spoilers. I I'm just gonna shut up.
No, it's okay. So spoilers for you guys My lot of talking Anything I do like that in the first two season. They never did the rarely did the previously on your wrestling Yeah, they didn't actually do much of it. They did it once in the first two seasons I think only once in the fourth season that was it They would always know they would always show you like the very end of a scene with whoever it was So when they went to next Peter scene they would show the very end of the previous episode Peter's yeah The Peter's waking up in the sounds 13 or whatever.
Excuse me. I'm sorry Although that whole second season where Peter's running with Adam So Peter had all those crazy powers already like he had everybody's power still Yeah, he's a Dynamic power yeah, so if you're so curious on whether Adam because like you know he was showing up and telling me's bad guy I didn't get it. We just fucking mind Never did you can do everything else, but he never heard his mind. No, he reminds because he did to people being never Oh, yeah, Perkins power.
Yeah, um actually weirdly enough. I don't get like tuned nerd alert on this one, but uh But no, I'm a lot of characters with healing factors are actually some of you to Yeah, because the synapses regenerate well, he was able to read clear mind Who's there? Oh, she does I mean So Marvel like their double Wolverine. I mean Wolverine's got a whole bunch of shit inside anyway, but like Deadpool is Anti-man control.
That sounds like he's going up against it. I'm gonna proposition. Yeah, that's actually pretty much what I was Oh, no, I'm in control. So that's that cool.
Oh, yes, I'm Jimmy John guys. Yeah, really? I was reading that. Oh, she's watching that.
I mentioned the fourth season I don't know it's fun. The carnival thing the main guy from the carnival. I did not like it all really the clocking Blocking you say that that's a bullet from the flash. He's not a clock here.
He's in the flash The actor yeah, no, no, the Irish guy. Yeah, I don't like the carousel. I lost around jailbreak Sure that the same actor probably Like a transporter three Yes, he was oh monster. Oh monster.
What's the monster? Right in it Well, man's got no words. I'm watching it. Oh my god.
This is awesome. And it's the like the best Special effects technology like he's had to offer well, it's actually funny cuz I was talking about it to your personal is Building like the universal universe. Yeah with their doing something like the new I was like it's all gonna culminate in like their eventors will be the monster squad That was amazing. I love that.
It was funny. I was on watching it. They're like first off the bad-ass leather kid He's the he was on kids and quippered it with There was a trio of girls one of whom went off and joined black-eyed bees. What's her name?
She was on kids incorporated. Yeah, she was a long girl. She was a child actor. She was a little longer.
Oh kids incorporated and the girl played her older sister Renee no their name was Renee Sam's why do I remember that Jesus? Oh for that crush on her kid? Anyway, did you say that? Her and for he ended up in a very brief like trio of women.
I can't really fucking name the band No, no, they had a they had a pop group. I know the group you're talking about it. I cannot remember it They opened up limo and you know like the little girls holding on to Frankenstein She's like don't go don't go you know the dads hold on to his son everybody's trying to know it's back They're like all the cops that are getting sucked into the limo like that fuck those guys Yeah, we've been watching the news. I was trying to go that was an answering for real last night actually fuck cops No, what a reality TV show that Fox said after 25 years despite TV cops I Then last thing I have was a fucking ending song is awful I don't really know what it is.
It's like really bad rap song where they're rapping about the movie Okay, so here's the thing about ending songs I don't know if you've ever watched a really terrible film called a Jesus Christ vampires layer I can't know what I'm doing next week I don't remember if it's 80s or mid 90s, but it's somewhere in there and the end credit song is all about like everybody getting laid tonight and killing The vampires like it's one of those songs that describes the plot of the movie Cool jay's my hat. Oh, it's like a shark spin where you literally wraps the plot Thank you, you too Where's fucking rap ever like I mean That was an idea For These because that's the crap I remember Oh, yeah, I'd crush on her like I remember ninja turtles cuz I had a crush on them You know how much my mom you're not a sexual by your pansexual No, no pansexual means I feel You really wanted to fuck Like you were visibly upset when you said you had a girlfriend That was a job. I saw a crush on me when you said he got you out of here It's not that he was upset. He had something to take up his time.
No, that's what it is. He's a time whore It's like the worst doctor playing a work out for him ever. He's a time lord. What are you time whore?
He just wants to take up your time. We've got a great conversation about 30 minutes was not long enough. Well, especially cuz we managed to start talking about wild working with a fucking group See you No, it was just a really terrible pop trio in the early 90s Mm-hmm. Anyways, it's not important.
Yeah, it was her. Oh, and they were like lady wums who gives a shit Stacy Ferguson is for his Stacy Ferguson Oh Ferguson the other guy watching them only two episodes into it. Maybe three is a I need to be able to show called the leftovers Yeah, I just throw Yeah, let's try the Oh, I knew that they were just in throw Talk about their breakdance fighting That's just a throw he's the DJ and not Zoolander Yeah, I think patents the DJ and starts getting hot to start That just happens with I don't know where that jump even came from No, no, DJ's and throw was the evil DJ and I'm doing it when he gets into the breakdance fight with me I mean, he's been better stuff. Give it all I can think is the breakeet sighting.
Oh, sorry The leftovers tell us what about that right? I'm looking at Yes, yes, yes, I thought it's in the third thing No, it'd be season three Watching it for the leftovers. It's like you know HBO's the answer to left behind. Yeah, pretty much with Kirk Cameron or I don't care Cameron because they're cameras the one that I do.
Yeah, well, he's way in that shit Like that's his actual well, that is a what is it? It's a series of books that I don't call it left behind So you're supposed to all that behind yeah, is that I thought it was like the rapture series or no? It's about the rap. I mean, you might the people might call it that it's officially called the left behind series Okay, and Kirk Cameron's Williams that religion shit really that's why What do you feel like your water bottle my work?
Also, I watched the last thing in the brink. I need to get into that. You know, it was there were parts that were kind of entertaining It was it was entertaining. It was a great.
It was a bad. It was it was entertaining. It was funny parts There's some super parts. It was Jack Black I actually ended up liking the secretary of state actor.
I know the actors and all that shit. Yeah, I like him He was he starts off as just a complete scumbag like the first time you meet him. He's tied to a bed Naked with this Asian prostitute fucking him. I think it's maybe stuck And he has a thing for getting choked out or something I looked it up there airing season two right now, and it has been written in the third So you're technically correct.
Okay, which is the best kind of correct. Yep. That's the kind of kitchen points points. Oh, I've been nice back Thank God.
Is it? Yes, I mean, it's at 11 o'clock, but I think I'm gonna write watch all my tablets on the matter Yeah, what's on the day so The episode this week was three guys from the league, so it was a Steve I do I just want to try to pronounce it. It's what I mean. No, it's not Steve Rajell Google there's John French last name and John no, it actually is a Joe was a joy It's very French Canadian, okay, but then doing the discounted or discontinued poor magazine Oh, yeah, yeah, no speed game was awesome.
Just fall plus your skills code Watch a lot of other heroes Well, he wasn't catching up was a free watch it and it's four seasons and it's where the first season is like 23 episodes Second season's 11 to 11. Yeah, it's the writer's strike It's just third season they decided to make up for it really with like 25 episodes and then the fourth episode fourth season is like 18 or 19 or something We have the thing that I want to get in this real quick But the thing I like about the third season though, especially nowadays and how you can watch stuff that season was built to binge watch Yes, because there's so many like double crosses jumping sides Yeah, well in the third season is the only split in between two convert ed volumes It was heroes heroes and villains or something like that or no It was villains in the redemption Yeah, but they did volume three volume or inside of three okay, okay And then season five was the weird We're seeing five is the weird carnival thing that you mean apparently I just don't like the main guy the main carnival guy You're the fun fun fact Heroes is the first time you see Ray Park either not under heavy makeup or having his voice up Because he was the nice welding speedster. Yeah, I Remember when they brought in the blonde blonde girl for Matt Parkman to be Speedster. Yeah, I do what he wrote the pollers.
My name is Maria Grant. Yeah, she has a lot of voice actors I know who else is that? No, well, it's really common for Sam Maria, okay Seth Green and Seth Green is in the comment in the Hey, man, he's a wrecking my ear. Yeah in the comic book shop Mm-hmm, which is used again in the second season, but not with them Sam's com to do to get in the second season because players were and you know why it's Sam's comics, right?
No, because one of the executive producers is Jeff Loeb Who's not become like one of the heads of flage marbles media nerd? Well, you're about to I'm still waiting for the Sam's comic book Yeah, why is it Sam's gonna? His son died of cancer when he was like 17 Oh, thanks. The same Sam.
Wait, I bring that one up, Doug. Well, I'm just saying that's why it's Sam's comic book. The logo made me think of Sam's diner. Well, and that's based on the type that the type is set the same.
That's his nod to Jimmy Koshuzinski, whose imprint on image was Joe's comics, which was like a diner plot. So I mean, there's multiple nerd references there. Madam, madam, madam, madam. Uh, it's like it was right by Dan Harvey.
You know, who else is in the fourth season of Heroes briefly is Iris from Flash. She's a sorority sister. She's the one that can turn invisible. No, she's not.
She's just a subsidiary. She's one of the- So, Claire and her lesbian girlfriend and two other girls get kidnapped and put into like a soul meet-backing plan? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Iris is one of the other two girls.
Okay. I'm really just pleased this season on Flash. I mean, I hate Iris less. I think they're going to.
It sounds like Iris is gonna start to be more loaded on her own. Well, it's not even bad. She's gonna- Just start up into the multi versus bottle. Well, there's- So, based on what I've been reading, they skip forward six months when the season- I am once again much like a doctor who like I'm dodging all of the prelude stuff.
I'm dodging. I know we're gonna talk about that eventually, but I'm trying to dodge as much as I can. Just because I really do want it to be so fresh because I have such a reverence for the shows. And Flash is one of those from like- Oh, they released New Savage.
I'm like, I don't want to- Which by the way, Ryan, I thought about it's more- It'd be pretty easy for us to do a good cosplay for you for Arrow if we did the fake- Arrow Butts and I remember- Yeah, okay. Oh, Arrow, Jeff's. Okay. You said Butts.
I'm like, what's wrong with that? I need a fake- No, not Arrow, but- Arrow Butts. Yeah, I got it. Not- not- not- not just- Or you're not- not the Arrow.
Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. Speaking of Flash, I did watch the- The couple of trailers- I did not do one this week. I'm liking the guy they had playing Jake Eric.
He looks exactly like it. They like it. He does in the comics. Oh, yeah.
Um, they also released a shot- There was still shot, but it was talked early on- Me and- Yes. In costume. I don't like the costumes. It looks like Hawk Metal- Yeah, I've never liked it.
I guess so. They couldn't really do- I do like the SMA's. Yeah, it's a small- It's made of- It's metal. Um, but uh- Yeah, I thought you just said Elf Metal.
We're being girls and girls. We took the Keebler- L's and ground them up a bit. That's like- They made them metal. No, um- We will make everything metal.
We're here to make coffee. Metal. Um, anyway, uh- Yeah, read my mind. Um, I will say that like- They didn't pull off Hawk- Man, that well in Smallville.
No. I think- See, I stopped watching- Smallville before all that came out. Like I didn't get to see Green Arrow. I didn't get to see- Um, Hawk- I got to play Green Arrow.
It was actually really awesome. That's what hers. I can't remember his name from Tom and Headbutt. Um- When I started bringing all their characters- Well, the thing is that like, I never actually watched Smallville.
Like how the charity picked- Especially like after the season was over. Because like Jeff Johns wrote the two- That had the- JSA that does the society. So I was like, Oh, I'll totally watch that. Because it like- It- Introduces Dr.
Fate. Who's one of my favorites? Gotcha. Um, actually voiced by- Like, uh, you know the guy in the money who's got the- Like tattoo- He was on the side of the secret society- Yeah, yeah.
He was also- He had the night scene in Arthur. Yeah, he voices um- Don't- Don't- Look, LaFara I think or something like that. Uh, he voices Dr. Fate in the Justice Secret.
Really? Okay. Um, um- Um, yeah, no, I don't- Anyway- One, I can't find the streaming small bullet art. It's not on Netflix?
No. They fucked Tuesday up. Did they- Robert costume. Like, what that's again?
But I mean, it's a scene that he does even- He only has so much money. He's not like that's increasing budget. Cause I mean, with the flash- But I mean, like the suit look bad. Like, it looks like- My stepmom's a wearable fan.
But it's one of those things where flash and arrow- You can see them being very conscious about their budget. Not in a bad way, But they know exactly how big and how small they can make their stories Because of how much money they have, And they've been very smart and very precise about it. Yeah, and then they get more money over here. Yeah, because they're smart.
Um, and I do watch the arrow trailers as well. Yeah. I just don't want to say Pickle's costume. I don't want to say- Pickle's costume looks so retarded.
He really looks like a motorcycle version of- Yeah, they're calling him, uh, De- De-Dino? De-Dino? On the online? I don't- De-Dino's not- I don't like the helmet just looks- It's so bad.
Stupid. Like I don't like- Put them in black, like- Like- Like- He needs a mask, all right? He needs something to obscure his identity. I love the gag they did with him in the arrow costume Where he couldn't move, Cause it was too small.
But I mean- But now he's wearing a tape leather jacket. That helmet is just so bad. Yeah. And he's wearing a leather jacket.
And it doesn't do obscure his face either. What did you make your face? I made it T-shaped. Whatever man, came and had like that weird reverse mask that was like on the side of his head.
Yeah. Where's the point of that? I was gonna keep his hair standing up. I was gonna say I've got a hard one.
I'm gonna keep it back mask. Yeah. Now all about- 90s mystery consoles. Oh, he's gonna keep his hair- His hair is standing up.
It was. Oh my god, I never thought of that. That's why I want to wear the headband. Yeah.
Go ahead and tweet that. Thank you for her saying that. Yeah. All the tweets.
I'm looking forward to Arrow, but I did notice- Deeming Dark called him Green Arrow. Well yeah, they- In the trailer they called him Green Arrow. Well, at this point he's shooting arrows that are green. Like it's not- Yeah, it's lame.
That's lame. Yeah. Oh, and people kept talking about the- Reference to a ring? It's not the Green Lantern ring.
It's a fucking ring that all he's gonna give- Felicity. It's not gonna be the Green Lantern. Not yet. Now you can get a rise out of Doug, right?
One ring to- Fuck you. Um, and the Dark Red bind him. I don't know if that was even right. Well- Yeah.
Alright, I'll fight that back with my own ring thing. Invertis- Shotgun ring! Invertis- Do you have a microphone on Green Lantern? Shotgun ring?
I'll make sure it counts your strokes. They make those. Two thousand eight hundred and fourteen. I know.
Is your count on what? No, uh, twenty-eight fourteen is the Earth- Earth- Earth- Sector- Design- Design- And uh, Green Arrow. Alright, Green Lantern. We're in Space Sector twenty- It's so se- Dead counting the strokes.
How many at least does it take to- Oh no! Okay, we're moving on. Okay, so we're- Why is it gonna- Hold on, I do want to say- Shut this down, hard core. What about this man who killed his wife, Ryan?
Oh, yeah, so let's- Oh, by the way, apparently today is like- Roger Bike and Denver like a douchebag day. You mean every day? No, it's bad that it- It's- Yeah, it's dress up and Roger Bike and douchebag day. So Colorado man, Harold Hinthorne, headed to trial this week because- He's accused of killing his wife, Tony.
By throwing her off of a mountain in the Rocky Mountain National Park in 2012. On their 12th wedding anniversary- Okay, she slipped. Now, I get the whole innocent feel- Friggin guilty, and that's very important. But let's talk a little bit about the evidence.
The kid was in the guilty. So after Tony fell 140 feet and suffered fatal damage and headed to his so brutal, she was quote, scout. Police found a map in Harold's jeep with an ex-marking the exact spot on the trail where she fell. He fasted up to owning the map, but it says it was not a map he'd use on that particular trip and denied drawing the ex.
Okay, whatever. He also claimed to give his mouth- his white mouth to mouth when she fell. She had no mouth. Well, he did it without smudging her lipstick.
It's a really good lipstick. And while he claimed it took 45 minutes- Actually, her mouth. He claimed it took him 45 minutes to get to the body to give him mouth, but he was able to do it in 10. And then at one point he claimed- She had gotten behind him, and then when he went back on the trail to look for her, he saw she had fallen down a cliff.
Another version was that when they were walking together, she slipped and fell. Another version was that they were taking pictures of him, and he had a text message from their daughter saying that she'd want a soccer match, and we looked up, Tony was gone. So he came and keep his story straight. And then, oh, this was good.
Tony, who was an ophthalmologist, had no idea that her husband, who was on a flight, had taken out multiple life insurance policies on her. Worth almost $5 million, and he was so beneficiary. And just to make it a little- Oh, like, yeah, that's a fucking bitch knock 101. Tony has previously suffered a mysteriously nearly fatal accident when a beam fell on her head at the couple's great late cabin, moments after her husband called for her to come give him a hand.
John, that can come in, but then just make sure- Do that in the 100? Anthorne was the only witness to his wife's fatal fall, which prosecutor said was eerily reminiscent of the death of his first wife, Sandra, who was crushed to death when a car slipped off a jack while they were changing a flat tire in 1995. I remember this. So he's like, fuck my noggin' me.
Well, I mean, he could just file for the horse. Give it a nice one. At the time of his arrest, prosecutor said, Anthorne was living at $1.5 million, and asked that the report leaving his late wife. Before he married Tony, he studied the financial status of three women, and asked his friends whom he should wed.
So, the male version of a- Like a red? Like a red widow? So yeah, you're gonna kill your wife, but don't draw an axe on the map. Where are you gonna push her off the cliff, and then leave it in your jeep?
Well, here's your- That you drove when you push her off the cliff. But here's something that- Like- Like why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you make a treasure map to your guiltiness?
Because it's an ex-mart of the spot for $5 million in life insurance policies. An ex-mart? An ex-mart? She wasn't an ex!
She was an ex- She was an ex- She was an ex-mart. Yeah. So yeah, people in the door had a murder people. Like, yeah.
Like there's enough stuff- Like you can watch Dexter or how to get murder or the internet? Yeah, the internet browser. Oh, did you hear about this being- You hear about this? The- There's a public library, I think it was in New Hampshire, that it started allowing its- Its patrons to browse the internet anonymously by using Tor.
So the internet went out and got Tor and saw them on the workstation. Homeland security filed a lawsuit against the state. I guess the city's saying that they couldn't do that. Yeah, they absolutely can.
I mean, I mean, use Tor not to do the state. Yeah, no. So the other fighting back and forth- Fuck Homeland security. Well, because you know what- It's what?
It's broken. It's broken. It's broken. There are ways to find out who is using Tor and what they're doing.
It's not that hard. No, it's really not. I mean, you can set up a Tor node. And as long as you're the node that people are going through, you can find out what you- I mean, there's ways to do it.
I just like saying, no. Nude. Nude. Not cool.
Please stare directly at the- No. I mean, you know- I do not- The government's gonna spy on us regardless, that's fine. It's gonna happen. I don't do anything- It's not fine.
It's not the government. Sorry, it's not fine. But it's gonna be an app. But they're gonna- What is gonna happen?
They're gonna do it. It is what it is. I mean, Supreme Court or not Supreme Court, but one of the courts is already overruled. The ruling that said the CIA and the SA couldn't spy on us the way they were.
Everybody's all happy and dancing on me news. Well, then- It's gonna go to a higher court. Well, then like a week or two later, it got reversed. Nothing on news about it.
So it's legal- No, it's the CIA took it off. It's legal, you can't do it. Um, but- It's really be that public- Like, sorry, you can't use Tor. Why?
It makes it harder. For us to spy on you. And we're home and security of all fucking places, the file of decisions. What's funny about that is, um, they finally put Season 10 of Criminal Minds up on Netflix and of course, like, binge through it in like a day and a half.
Is he in getting trouble? Huh? Cause he wouldn't get in trouble. Get a dick.
Um, so they're quote-unquote technical analysts and pretty much do like anything, which makes me- Yeah, no, she like- Straight up type of- Characterist. I mean, her character is very well developed and they've established why she has these skills and whatnot. It actually does make sense. She's got experts.
No. Like I said, I mean, what kind of people do they have on the payroll? I'm sure you have a good idea and I don't need to know, but I'm like, the people they have on the payroll should be able to take care of that. No fucking problem.
They should be able to do that shit in their sleep. You don't need a lawsuit to find out that information. True. I'm just saying, if you have to work for it, that means that you should have to work for it.
Yeah. What's that? Me agreeing. What's next on our fucking list?
Tug being weird? Well, that's a- That's a show. That's actually a show we have on that work. That's when you take a tweet or a post on Facebook and you just pin it to the top of your fucking thing, that's there all the time.
Yeah. Uh, after who prequel? Most likely, I know what to make a man go. Really?
I wrote- Yeah, they were just a prelude clip. It's not turned on. It's like a minute, maybe a minute and a half. You had one word to describe it.
Is it? Me? Yeah. He said underwhelmed.
That wasn't in reference to Doctor Who at all. Okay. Well, this prelude trailer, whatever you want to call it, it's a quote from the song trailer. It's a teaser.
Sort of like it was very similar to the one that happened between the end of Matt Smith and the 50th anniversary episode. Not at the Doctor with a winner again, where he turns into a jonker. Yeah. Yeah.
A jonker. Yeah. I had a doctor. Tristus, who is apparently the sister of Karl.
Yeah. From, I believe that's the sixth doctor. Like, there goes back that far on the following. Okay.
So this was the same actor, same character. Good Warren, Peter, Paul, and Kate. Paul, yeah. Paul, yeah.
That he was the only person capable of any of the time more, probably the doctor, who drank the lips of her life, who drank the drink of a warrior, which was jonker. This time- 85. This time it's actually kind of an interesting conversation, because she's talking to him- Talking to who? I mean, which doctor?
The current one. Paul, yeah. Thank you. She's discussing an imitation of the doctor's receive from un-named he, she keeps saying, you know, the doctor says he's not going to go, which is like, why are you lying?
He's like, why are you always assuming I'm lying? And then he answers, then he goes on- He goes into a doctor's thing about how he's never lying. He's totally lying all the time. It's a good back and forth.
I like it. He still thinks- She reads the doctor's lies, and he claims not to like her, even though he does like her, and he says he won't accept the imitation- Per who? Player. No, the- The- Princess of Karl.
Okay. Sorry, I'm getting lost on the pronouns. Okay. But then he says he won't accept the imitation, but then he continues the conversation, like he's going to accept the imitation.
And they keep saying he, and they keep saying he- I'm kind of confused if it's going to be- Missy? Which in which case, why would they call him? Because the way they talk about- They may not know that she's been regenerated as a woman. Sorry.
But she wasn't lost. Yes, but the sisters of Karl may not know that. Okay, gotcha. You know what I mean?
Like, he called the master- the master not knowing that she's the mistress of- Because she keeps saying about this unnamed he, that it's a doctor's friend, but you know, but he's really is there. I mean, you have to watch it. It's interesting back and forth. Okay.
But there's not a lot of spoilers. It's more like- No, there's no spoilers to it. It's- Everything is just like- I'm fucking bad. Damn it.
Why do we have to wait two more weeks? Because I'm still- I watched the teaser for it or the trailer. And I'm still really itchy about how Clara and the doctors can go up to his to make up. And I'm like- What do you do on the Christmas episode?
They seem to work things out because I'm not even thought- Did you watch the Christmas episode? Yeah, Nick Frost on Santa. It's Santa's inception. They kind of- Did they kind of- Three everything.
Did they kind of work through everything? I mean, it's been literally almost a year. Yeah. But again, we're still thinking one year.
That could be a year and a half down the road from where the previous season ended. And when you say year and a half, is it dependent on that year and a half in the characters' lives? Or in our personal- I mean in the characters' lives, it would have been- You know, last, it's been at the time. What do we want?
Time travel. When do we want it? The relevance. Yeah, the- Oh, check.
That's pretty good. Okay. Um, yeah, but she does like seem to not want the doctor- Sorry, the priestess- I want to seem to not want the doctor to go visit this person or accept the invitation. And she keeps calling the unnamed person an enemy.
And she does say like it could even lead to the doctor's destruction. So they really are playing the pronoun game- Oh yeah, bugging the whole time. You know what I want to see is a great mashup slash crossover where Key is the- What is it? Jimmy Chickenbones from Aquitian Hunger Force?
What? Huh? The witch doctor from Aquitian Hunger Force? It's like- It's like- It's like- It's like- It's like- It's like- It makes him say we are fucking retarded.
Oh. But it seems like- So fucking- So fucking- Retard it. But it's like- He's like- I think he's like- I think he's like Jimmy Chickenbones or something like that. I think it actually is, but yeah, So fucking- Okay.
Retarded. See? Thanks! You laugh now when I say it, So- He's just a- I briefly mentioned it, but I listened to Felicia Day's new book, You're Never Weird on the Internet, Have you understood yet?
Oh yeah, I finished it when we were done for the last week. I just didn't want to make the thing drag on because we're gonna attach it in our panel. I really liked her book, especially her reading it to me, but she ended it on like the worst bummer note ever. Because she ended it and it's like- It's one of them.
Almost as a prolonged chapter, she did a whole thing about Tamergate. Which is fine, but don't end the fucking book on that. Tamergate. Not yell.
Well, it's also just about how she did get all of her personal information revealed online. Just a bunch of bullshit. And people showing it- No, I agree. That shouldn't have been- But like I said, I've gone through that before.
We'll do that kind of shit. When they start sending messages, she'll be fucking with my house, or fucking with my cars and things. But I mean, it's just one of those things where- One, I could straight up your dog sometimes listening to the book. Like I swear to god, it was details about Doug's life and her anxieties and security, and how she reacts to them.
Yeah. Doug. And like I said, it was mostly in particular when she's talking about Geek Asundry. Yeah.
When she's talking about starting it and running it, and then finally having to give up some of the control issues on it. Okay. The only show I control. But like I said, I really like the end of her book.
And then she did the whole, like I said, it wasn't called a prologue, but it was basically a prologue about Game of Gay. And I'm like, that's how you end the fucking book. Well, but- Can you think maybe that came out while she was writing the book, and she added it to the last time you were recording it? No.
No, no, it's part of the book. Game of Gay happened a long time ago. No, but I mean, it's just- it's like her reaction to it and what happened to her. And it's just like, it was- it's like that chapter had a place in the book, but I didn't need that to be the last thing I took away from her book.
Yeah. Bad placement. So maybe she- Maybe she did- She needs a better answer. I'm happy.
Well, maybe she had it as an afterthought. She had that chapter. It was absolutely an afterthought. But somebody needed to feel your life.
They should have blended that into the chapters somewhere and before him instead of putting it the last chapter. Okay. Listening to her talk about her childhood, amazing. Like her dad was an army surgeon.
Okay. And so they moved around a lot, and they got placed in the deep, deep south. Okay. And her mother is basically a well-educated hippie.
And so it's her grandfather for that matter. And so they were completely and utterly homeschooled, but her mom basically gave up on their homeschooling like halfway through. And like started to outsource all of it. So she got all of these lessons, which she basically called dacia lessons.
Because they were like dance lessons, and sewing lessons. What about you? What- What the- Tell us what I was gonna say. Yeah.
You can- Or you can just understand what you want to do. Yeah. And it was actually really interesting because she got trained in the violin Suzuki method, which is what my mother taught and my sister knows. So I actually could identify that a lot.
It's really interesting to talk about- Listen to her talk about being in college as a really young teenager. She was about 15 or 16 actually. 15 or 16 actually. A lot, really.
And her mother driving her and dropping her off to school every day in Austin. Before Austin was awesome. So actually the motto of it was still keep Austin here. Was it really?
Yeah. And so she's going to the college there, which is fine, but it's also we're talking about being a musical. I mean it's our music school, and I know everything about that experience. And you know, it's a good book.
It's the last chapter of such a kick in the cunt. Kick in the cot, Tom. That's what I'm gonna say. But kick in the cunt.
I'm sorry we doing that, Mr. Schofing. No, we can't, if you want. Can I talk about Apple, Ryan?
Kick in the cunt. Speaking of being kicked in the cunt. Well, it's not Windows 10. What do Apple, do we got?
Apple, Apple, Pack in the cunt, but not bad. Because we need the Apple pencil. Yeah, I'm gonna get to Apple. I have a job set.
No stylists. Well, what Jobs said specifically was if they have to include a stylist, they did it wrong. That's what Jobs basically is. So yeah, Apple had their, they called it iPhone Day, but the iPhone, I don't think was really the most important thing.
Just that phone six S and six S plus whatever. They added S moving on. Oh yeah, it's a metric hardware. They're in the up the up the emoji.
Emoji count. Yeah. Okay. I'm very happy that's a middle finger.
No, the middle finger. I think we're flipping the off. No, there's an actual middle finger emoji. And there's an eye rolling emoji.
I would use the eye rolling while I come up. You will. So you can go buy a new iPhone if you really need to. Whatever.
But it's also, I think it's a unique child got emoji. Is it really? Yeah. Awesome.
But yeah, I also announced that the new version of OS X was gonna be released I think next month. There's a new OS for the watches. But, okay, so I already knew that Apple TV, and it's been talked about for the last six different events that Apple has had. So you're looking at probably three years of events now.
Everyone kept waiting for Apple TV to get refreshed. And I have, I have the previous model. And I use it. Which was like how long ago?
This little black, tiny one. But I, how long ago was it? Oh Christ. Yeah, five or six years ago.
That's what I'm saying. I think introduced it and then kind of let it last. Yeah, they didn't do shit. I mean, original Apple TV had a hard drive in it all kinds of and looked a lot like the Mac mini basically.
It's a typical airport thing actually. Yeah. And then they made the second for second gen or third gen. It has these small little black box.
Everything's flash. There's no onboard storage. But it has a USB port that you can't see the fucking news. So now they've got this new Apple TV.
It's a much bigger black, the bigger blacker box. Sorry. But people kept talking about it before. Oh, it's gonna be a video game console.
It's gonna be this. It's gonna be that and it's 64 gigs. The end. It's not a video game console.
It's not at all. But maybe think about it because it was funny. Apple tried to do it again console years and years and years ago. Mostly called Pippin.
Holy shit. I remember Pippin. I mean, Apple came out a lot of weird shit back in the day. I remember it.
And it was literally a power back. It was literally a power back. It had been repurposed into a video game console. It was never made in the States.
There was like one company off in Asia made it briefly. The idea was to make it easy to play C-Roms in your television set. Which probably was the time. Sony PlayStation and the Sega Saturn couldn't do that.
Remember Sega Saturn. Yeah, Sega Saturn. That was a thing. Yeah.
I know Matt around here someplace. Yeah, Pippin was killed pretty much a second Steve from which came back to the company. Anyway, there's this great article on Kotaku about Apple's so-called gaming console. It was a major bust.
For six years now, Susan, analysts and bloggers predicted the rise of easy affordable iOS games that would dominate the gaming market. Like console or Doom, Apple's coming with video game console. They're not making a kill PlayStation. They're not making a kill like Xbox.
You know, like the cult of Mac has article-wise the new Apple TV will kill your Xbox in PlayStation. And Tekken's better Apple's about to take on your game consoles. No. Sorry, console's Apple's controller support spells trouble for you.
Fun fact, last game I played on Mac that was not like an app. Yeah. Missed. Yeah.
And there are, you are able to play a handful of iOS games on Apple TV. But like a handful. And they're not- With their iOS games, like they're basically apps. Like I play some hack and slash game.
Okay. Um, What's nowhere near? Uh huh. Only talk Jainsa.
Missed. I couldn't finish that. Got to take it. Sorry.
He says hack and slash. Let's not go to game. Really? Got to work.
What about mine? Um, well I'm playing for Jainsa more interesting and it's a Jainsa game. I know. I never finished it.
And Michael Rooker is in it. Totally plays the dad. Sorry. Totally plays the dad.
That was 24. Um, No, you're just sound super feminine. He's a little feminine. Oh, anyway, sorry.
Go ahead. No, I'm weak. No, I'm weak. But no, um, but like outside of like the actual like app exclusive or or like app store, like games like it can't compare to like say the Arkham series by Batman or anything like that.
Like there's no fucking way. No, all this is going to let you do is play your iPhone games on TV. Which and not even all of them. Well, I think that was the thing that was like games like that is that you're laying in bed and about to go to sleep and dig around for five minutes before you go to sleep.
It's not that you have your fucking TV. It's nice that like, you know, I play a, uh, I think it's been, huh? Probably. No.
Got it. Gosh, it tightens. No. The fuck you're talking about?
You're like, this stick. Oh, no, I'm a good customer. Like a custard. And custard.
No, god, no. Apparently it's all right. No, I would say like, I play Plants vs Zombies 2, I think that's because of running gag on across the network. But they haven't released that for Xbox, PlayStation the way they released Plants vs Zombies 1.
So that would be the way I can play that. But like, I wouldn't say like, that's going to destroy a PlayStation 3 or 4. And I say 3 because the 4 is really not that different. No.
The 4. It's a status symbol. It's a second Jai phone. What it is.
It will have anyway. So it'll run iOS 9. It's actually, so the controller, the remote control is actually kind of cool. Because the very top of it is this touchpad.
It's like a swipe pad. So you can actually instead of having a scrolling. So you can click on your TV. What else?
You can click on it. Instead of having a click through every letter on your phone. Yeah, I started looking at other old weird shit Apple did. They had a 14 inch television they did back in the back of the day.
It was $2,100 for this TV. It was literally the original Apple TV. It was $2,100, which now I think is like, it's like $3,500 within the TV. Well, I talked about the first Mac computer I ever, well, I didn't buy it.
But my mom got it when I was in high school. Yeah. So what freshman year I was so 95. Yeah.
Because my mom's like, you're not that much older than me. Yeah, but I mean, my freshman year of high school is 99. You know, when I graduated high school. So 95?
I graduated high school 92. Well, my point is that my mom bought this Mac, which was a screaming team. I think I said this story before. I don't know if I'm sitting from you.