119. New Moon by Stephanie Meyer

In this week’s From-the-Patreon-Vault episode, we (cliff) dive into the second book in the Twilight series: New Moon. Topics include the complete lack of fun Edward and Bella have together ever (meanwhile Aro is over in Italy have the most fun), tying your self-worth to a man, Kayla valiantly playing Bella’s advocate (much to Taylor’s ~chagrin~), passing the Twat Torch, Carlisle’s faith [WE INTERRUPT THIS PODCAST FOR IMPORTANT TAYLOR SWIFT NEWS], Ms. Meyer’s incredibly problematic use of Native peoples in her narrative, and New Moon Movie Corner!This month's cocktail: “Where the Hell Have You Been, Loca?!”INGREDIENTS: 1 oz tequila1 oz orange liqueur2 oz CampariJuice of ½ orange, grapefruit, or any citrus you have lying aroundTonic water, to topINSTRUCTIONS:Add tequila, orange liqueur, Campari, and citrus juice in a shaker with ice. Shake until chilled.Pour into a glass with ice and top with tonic water.Join us next time as we continue our Twilight Saga re-read with Eclipse (the Thursday of the series, apparently…)