Real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good Ladies and gentlemen hello and welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast That's right real good show is back at it again for another episode. It is Number 119 yes ladies and gentlemen it is finally here the reverse 9-11 you thought we wouldn't make it But we did where we got here and we're gonna hopefully move on before this goes off the rails too severely My name is Justin Morris and with me as always is It's definitely it's already off the rails for sure by the way. Yeah John Cullen and this is the episode where Members of Al Qaeda fly into New York and rebuild the World Trade Center. Yes, or David Copperfield makes the towers reappear Right didn't someone say that recently I did.
Okay. That's what I thought it's like. I feel like I've heard that joke It's a good joke. Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely. What diseases do you think David Copperfield has? sexually Well, I don't know nothing that we can't make disappear. I'm sure yeah Is he ever go to the doctor?
She's like he like his like girlfriend comes home and she's like oh there's an envelope came from the clinic and it appears that You tested positive for clemity on he's like oh everything's clean what envelope the envelope is a bird now Well, this bird says you have just Don't put a band-aid over its eyes. Yeah speaking of we of course are Somebody commented that our pivot from Sports comedy podcast to sports comedy podcast has not gone quite as smoothly as I transitioned to dead animal t-shirt factory And you can of course buy yourself the RIP mr. Buckles t-shirt on our Teespring campaign This is not this was not our original plan to do these two back-to-back but unfortunately we ran into some copyright issues Because we're so fucking badass Copyright Snags four-star hand to go back to the dead animal well, but it's a great shirt Dead animal well, that's where we hide all our dead animals designed by the great Branson Reese And I'm gonna buy myself one. I think I was planning the the American pharaoh shirt is also still available So if you guys miss out on that there's another printing yes if you prefer dead horses to dead birds still an option Well the thing with the American pharaoh, he's not actually dead.
So it's like fine. I guess one is legitimately the animal died a very painful death Well, I got a shirt out of it I have two funny anecdotes about that shirt both from the person who sent in the mr. Buckles secret So the first one was that right after we posted the shirt They sent a message to our DMS saying holy shit. That was the exact type of bird So I did not we didn't know that we weren't told that in the secret when I asked Branson to draw the RIP mr.
Buckles shirt I just said he was the bird mr. Buckles I guess is a he yeah mr That he was just a bird and then apparently Branson drew the exact bird that mr. Buckles was and then I offered to In exchange for that excellent secret I offered to buy this person a mr. Buckles shirt of their own that the show would buy them a shirt and they were like I Really want one but also I don't think I could ever wear it because then I would have to explain it and I realized Anyone who owns the shirt would probably have to explain it would have to be like oh I listen to this podcast where they talked about a bird Dying by having its eyes ripped out which is already a weird conversation that gets like a hundred times weirder when you were complicit in the act Yeah, but like maybe still friends with the guy whose bird it was right?
Well, he did say that he I guess I just outed them as a man, but he did say that he never of course it was a man Yeah, that's true. I guess yeah, no one really yeah, you're right No one really assumed that a woman would be dumb enough to put a band-aid over a bird's eyes He did say that he didn't go back to that friend's house for three years. Yeah, but he did go back I mean presumably yes eventually yeah, so you never know I just never know I just want the guy who's bird It was to see the shirt. Oh, yeah, it's out in the world.
Oh absolutely like seeing someone wear it I feel like would be just the best possible outcome really yeah Yeah, there was a really good reply where it was like imagine going to the mall and seeing someone wearing a shirt with your dead bird on And featuring the exact way that he died and also the way that he died the birds innards spell out RIP your bird's name is name absolutely yeah, it's a tough tough task ah Thank you everybody who talked about how much they enjoyed the show last week. That was very sweet Yeah, this week show won't be nearly as good. I don't know how we should have just stopped You know I could have been it yeah, I feel like all my funny is gone now. I don't have any the amount of juice Yeah, it's over it was one episode one calling it for work to and I gotta be kind of I'm gonna be coming to go in Out of the recording.
Yeah, so it's just yeah, it's unfortunate that we're following up like our best episode ever with me at work Undoubtedly will be a piece of shit I know I I know I have I have placed or not me personally, but I know people have blamed You know will blame Justin or not blame you but they make like to make jokes about the episodes going up late and things of that nature But I will say this is my fault this November is a very very busy month for me I'm curling three out of the four weekends in November had to have to travel to two of those three tournaments I've been insanely busy with with comedy stuff and and teaching as well So it's this is all my fault that we weren't able to follow this up with a cooler with a cooler episode It's just you're just too successful. That's not it. That's not it. We did poorly in two of those three curling I'll you make the playoffs.
We made the playoffs this weekend. Yeah, that's why I like that counts It's us but our bonus episodes are a little late this month It's I'm just saying it's all my fault and if you if you only are following us because of the mr. Buckles story And this is your first episode Please go back and listen to the previous episode because this one is gonna be a piece of shit I don't know about that. It's not gonna be a piece of shit.
We're fucking great I honestly don't know that we've ever done we've never done a bad episode of this show except for that one time when that person was On it and you all know James yeah, absolutely Once to get back on he will never be on the show again I didn't realize what a big deal it would be to our former guests to say the last week's guest was the best ever But we really but you've got a nerve with some people you forgot Jesse was really mad for sure Yeah, well you forgot about Chris's crippling insecurity Yeah, I forgot the comedians are like desperately medium and like you know they're craving that kind of approval So my bad, that's really I mean on all of us probably because we all promoted the show that way Yeah, and you know I didn't mean to disrespect anyone, but maybe I did maybe they need to step their game I was gonna say I intended full disrespect to many of the guests to be found on the show not all But yes, certainly if Jesse was upset to that I say fuck you Jesse is I've never enjoyed a single one of his appearances on the show Wow And and yeah, certainly to that other person who will remain named Jesse I will name Jesse I will name as being a bad guest Jesse is a good friend of the show John. Yeah, a good friend of yours and stuff I wish you would treat him with respect because my good has a point John has a point John has a point in that You and me Justin. We like Jesse were friends with him, but John is that's still the majority of the show So we can still call him a friend of the show that is true of course very true Listen, I tried to hang out with Jesse one time and I got halfway up his driveway and needed a rest I fell asleep after you crowdfunded your way to Nashville. Yeah, exactly.
Well, I just felt really bad because Stefan was going I wasn't gonna be allowed to go Stefan you are calling in from work, but this was a big week for you at work a project that you have Teased behind the scenes with John and I both for a little while now finally became public and was consumed by the world this week Yeah, that is of course My my sex tape So filled up on sushi it felt like a big hog Wait, wait, I was a joke there that he ate so much sushi is dick got bigger. Do you know get the reference John? I don't think I do obviously don't oh man. Okay.
It's the whole cogan sex tape the classic. Oh, yeah, okay Yeah, right No, I know I know you're you're right. I've heard totally forgot about that Oh, that is such a great sex tape him and Jean Simmons both their sex tapes were hilarious because they were guys that painted themselves as like so macho Especially Jean Simmons and then like it was like the most boring sex of all time look like is there a Jean Simmons sex tape? Oh, yeah, you never saw it.
I know I just know that I just know he hates soup. It's It's a Jean Simmons and he's he's having sex with a lady No, that would have been amazing. No, and he's there they're doing the The ladies on all fours, okay, and it just looks like the most boring Lifeless sex you've ever seen in your whole life. It's pretty crazy It was like I was watching Stefan's sex tape with of course Stefan was also romantically involved with the Heather Clem the wife of Bubba the loves bunch Clem was right you know, you know what I prefer to bubba the loves bunch is Bubba the mr.
Queen magic eraser much better product. Yeah, that is true actually if you need to clean up some love We would much rather use a magic eraser Magic eraser that must have been what my wife was using Because she erased all the magic. Oh, yes, right right of course. Yeah, yeah, of course my wife You're real mag of a wife my wife.
Yeah, I raced the magic. You should tell jokes like that I should just start telling Joe's I ever tell you what if it's such an egg Did I ever tell you about I think I might have told you guys when I toured out east Last year and I worked with this one comedian and that was his entire act his whole 20 minute act Was basically how his wife was just a useless piece of garbage Just like oh take my wife. It's seriously. Oh really thicker That's the whole 20 minutes and it was very uncomfortable for all of us.
Oh, I feel like nothing Yeah, I really engenders sympathy and a performer quite like the person who cares about me the most is actually a huge sack of crap Yeah, yeah, exactly. She's a huge sack of crap, and I can't even fuck the sack of crap. Am I right or am I right? Hey, it's a really terrible disaster.
Yeah, but seven yes big week at work. That's why you're there That's well, I'm not it's a Tuesday It's a Little Very proud of it. I'm proud of the team and I think the reaction was good people liked it But yesterday info was wrote something about it and if you just judge it off the headline you think it would be like this angry screed But it was actually it was just mostly them like summarizing the videos Yeah, they claimed that your satire had completely backfired and was genuinely Turning children into like a next generation of Republicans and then in the article they didn't follow up on that at all not even remotely It seemed like they were just really excited that someone was paying attention to them I think so but again, that's like kind of a I prefer that reaction from like the influas crowd to them Like hunting me down and murdering me. Yeah, I mean there was probably some concern about that in the early stages of this There definitely was and then as we were making it it was kind of like, you know, we're not explicitly attacking him It's just like what if a kid with Alex Jones?
Yeah, and so it's it could be interpreted as just like a funny thing And I'd say like you just reading the comments on the info was article There I mean obviously there was a lot of virulent anti-Semitism directed towards me and rob for some reason But also there are a lot of people you control how obviously yeah Yeah, but a lot of people thought it was funny. So that was nice. That's good I suppose yeah, did you have to have like some sort of conversation like with the kid or like the parents of the kid beforehand? I think they how negative this could go.
Yeah, cuz they knew who Alex Jones was they kind of know what his fans are like But I haven't seen too many like personal attacks on the kid at least and I mean he was really good. He's super funny. He's excellent It's really really quite the performance. Yeah, so all the episodes are available on cafe.com and on cafes YouTube channel And then we're releasing them kind of one at a time on Twitter and Facebook So we've at the time of this recording we've released two episodes one on bath time and one on how sharing is communism And there's four more to go so I'm excited for you.
Yeah, I think that's like the real crux of the info wars write up is like They just full on agreed with your parody writing like they they're like well, so it adds up to me makes total sense Yeah, there were some comments on Facebook like on the cafe Facebook where they were like yeah, like I sent my kid to school with like Some markers and I told her don't share these and then the school made them made her share the markers like okay That wasn't like the argument we were making and I was to agree with the angry child Yeah, the screaming voice alien. I just go ahead and try and piss on my sheets. Yeah, see if I don't get to him first That's not here. So it's gonna be like yeah, it's on those sheets Do you think yeah, I'm beginning to think Facebook commenters don't really understand like the nuance of a 10 year old screaming about urine Well, do you think do you think there is like that there are parents out there that are dumb enough that they just they actually think that this is like The son of Alex Jones.
Oh, okay they were like This kid's ridiculous like you know what can't believe he believes this like it was it was really disheartening But I'm happy without a turn down. Yeah. Yeah, I think yeah I mean you're missing like just a giant pair of legs walking around right like the muppet babies. Oh, yeah, yeah Or like the Charlie Brown like honking voices exactly But that is all available on YouTube and on cafe.com's Facebook and Twitter You do not need to buy tickets to see that good stuff But if you did you might find them on seat geek because buying tickets to sports and concerts can be complicated But there is a better simpler way to buy with seat geek See because the smartest easiest way to get tickets to live events with seeking seamless mobile experience You can mine self tickets and just two taps See key cups you find the best seats of the best prices fully guaranteed There's nothing quite like seeing your favorite team or musician in person and seeking will get you closer to the action for a great Value we all have the seat geek app on our phone.
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He did he must be Stefan's dad He must be and he is and I believe that Stefan's dad is taking us to a hockey game in December as well That'll be quite a bit of a nice a nice treat for the real good boys to get to hang out with Stefan's father Well, I'm excited yeah, I'm back on 22nd and I'm there until like January 2nd or 3rd And so I think there's a couple games in there and I'm looking forward to it and people who of course loved the heck's giving So much we're probably going to be doing a you know Christmas hexmus. Yeah, I guess hexmus is the is the way to go on that I really love the ball there. Yeah, I think is what we would call it and Yeah, that's what I that's what I call it when I went to church. It was a hex what it was a hex mass anyway guys Here we go.
They put it back. Can you go back? Can you try and explain that whole joke? Yep?
Just step by step. Yeah, so I went to church and I had a church It was they had mass and it was they were very aggressive Catholic and they put a hex on me for being a heathen Ipso facto it was a hex mass and that's obviously the episode title and the best joke of the show. Yep. Thank you very much Hex mass.
What are you talking about? 135 pounds? Yeah, I get it because you're small. Okay, here we go.
You are very tiny and that's okay. I've seen your sex tape. All right It's like a pig that was like is this is this a sex taper am I watching the machinist? Okay, this little Christian Bale and Rexie is that a sex tape or a hex tape?
Oh, there we go. Okay Christian Bale, but enough about me leaving church Yeah, all that stuff. We have another real good secret. Yeah, that's doing it.
This one's supposed to be a pretty good one I am not it's gonna be a full-on surprise to me. It is a good secret. Let's play that theme Okay, here we go So this is this is I wouldn't say is like a dirty or dark secret But just like a fun like feels like a very real life a very real life and fun secret This comes in from a a long time listener of the show and they say to us hey real good show long time listener first time caller This isn't super dark, but my now fiance and I hit our relationship from her parents for almost a full year She's from a traditional Indian family and I am Hispanic when we met near the end of college She was already betrothed to a man She didn't know that her parents had arranged from her hometown in India And they had been engaged for over a year for the first 11 months of our relationship We would meet late at night sneak off to the library to talk eat meals in our cars and would wait for her parents to leave town to spend Nights with one another one of the nights her parents were gone I hid my car around the corner and slept over at her house But her parents came home the next morning 12 hours earlier than expected I jumped into a nearby coat closet and hid there for almost seven hours during which I got extremely dehydrated and nearly passed out After they finally left the house I managed to escape half naked and flee back home Eventually after several emails back and forth between my fiance and the man overseas She couldn't manage to convince him that they weren't right for one another Her parents gave in an after to find someone for herself to marry and they got to meet me We get married this May and her parents still have no idea and will continue the charade in front of the rest of her extended family Too my family knows, but they've all sworn to secrecy best regards closeted Indian lover That's very cute, right? Isn't that just a nice secret and I think I speak for all three of us when I say we should be invited to the wedding Yeah, I mean it is actually shocking that no one has invited all three of us to the wedding yet Yeah, what the fuck yeah, well gladly MC the whole should she bangles seems like all you need to do like seal the deal these days It's just listen to this show apparently yeah exactly all of our listeners are getting engaged.
It's fucking crazy I met I met listener Nick Myers and his and his brand new bride Juliet when they came to when they came to Vancouver They came to a roast battle show we got to hang out we chatted He made me that great Photoshop of me hanging out in the boat with him in Austin Matthews We've had yeah, you know you stephen you went to John John fries wedding Yeah, I mean I knew him before yes true, but he is a listener of the show so still counts I think I'm on a technicality who else that was a lot of them over the summer time I feel that's right actually oh yeah because we had so many oh yeah Tom Hannah of course got married to his wife Missy and We're gonna run down all of the listener weddings everything No taehoon got married to his wife Abigail. That's true Aaron Maccay got engaged Basically if you didn't get engaged this past summer and listen to this show your me or Justin yeah, we're lonely guys That's what we're talking about here. Yeah. Oh well I was gonna say there's something wrong with you because everybody else is doing that There's nothing wrong with me or John really because we've got the magic vibe that everyone who listens to us still manages to get engaged That's true.
Well, I have I don't know how I talked about on the show before but like a lot of my exes are engaged Like I'm like a good luck Chuck. No, I worked on that movie if I talk about that Yes, you have so that's why I feel like we have talked about it on the show because yeah I had it's an obscene number of girls that I've dated where the first person they met after me they got married to We're engaged maybe the problem is us then and it's just definitely the problem Well while the you know they there's a male listener and he's got a woman in his life And she hears to the podcast that he's listening to it's these other male voices and she's just reminded of All the trash that's out there. Yes, good. Yes.
Absolutely. That must be the secret. Yeah, that's probably the trick right there There's a lot of flots them out there. Yes.
Yeah, that's you and I should just start calling ourselves flots of in jets. Oh Yeah, all right, well, I think it's safe to say we can wrap this one up This is great. Let's get to those listener questions. Wonderful.
No, it's been like an hour and a half I think I was right like 94 minutes really if I think we've covered everything we wanted to Uh, seven though. This is not just a big week because of course little Alex Jones came out This was a big week because you finally got that one piece of news that I feel like you have been waiting for for a very long time Which which piece of news are we talking about here? Oh the toilet stream the toilet company saying they're gonna sponsor our stream They actually said we got an email today and they said they're not that they enjoyed our Twitter interaction But they don't want to sponsor the stream. So we're gonna we're gonna pretend that they're sponsoring our stream So we're gonna we're gonna pretend they're our official sponsor anyway That's not what I was referencing.
You know who's you know who's sponsoring my stream flow max Because I have urinary dysfunction Somebody who for their job has to follow American politics at all times you finally got basically what is like the pro wrestling rivalry of American politics like the top babyface going head to head again against the top heel and that is of course President Donald Trump finally butting heads with the only personality in the game as large as his livar ball No, I'm not Explaining that you we got this feud that you've been looking forward to god damn Ever Name this episode the worst we've ever done. It's a retire. Yeah, I thought 119 retirement I feel like it's fitting to you know follow up the best one ever with just yeah, this is absolute. Yeah, let's start again This is we're too far in now ladies and gentlemen hello and welcome to episode 119 of real good show that's right back at it once again.
It's America's best Canadian worst it's 9-eleven podcast It's episode 119 the episode everybody's been waiting for the reverse of 9-eleven and I'm here I'm your host as always Justin Morrisette and with me once again as always is That's that's not John Colin. Yeah, there we go. See we can do this. Let's okay So let's actually start I definitely do not want to start again But yeah, I mean this is kind of is this like the grudge match that you've been wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Did you call of our ball the face and this yeah?
He has to be the baby face he for sure is But see see but I like I despise him but like I mean don't get me wrong I hate Trump way more is awful But like he's awful in a way that's like very compelling and entertaining in a way that I'm sure Trump is for some people But I can't get on board with that train right you know But yes, no you are right LaVar is awful also like I don't want to cheer for him It's like a Roman Reigns situation right just being forced out We're just gonna keep putting the belt on it so you love him Yeah, I guess that's true It's like like Leangelo getting arrested was basically like they when they let whoever it was with the Royal Rumble instead of Roman Reigns Yeah, well as soon as he got arrested like ooh Yeah, you see the teas the build has begun, you know, yeah We are we're headed towards there's a finally going to be an intersection of these two fucking stupid reality TV personalities And it's been about as racist as I expected it would be honestly I'm personally shocked because I kind of thought that Trump's supporters would turn on him When he publicly called out a black athlete But that didn't end up happening. No, he's playing the hits and he's given the people what they want that black people are Entitled and not appreciative enough of everything that he's done, you know It's it's like, you know everything that he could possibly want in a news story marshal Lynch also though He's really he's really engaged in some very high-level feuds this week. It's been well now marshal Lynch's mom is getting into it It's great really I miss that development. Yeah, she she She quoted a news story that was like oh Trump wants Lynch to spend it and she was like yeah That dumbass can't even buy his own NFL team just true.
He tried to buy the Buffalo Bills and they wouldn't let him so I thought that was nice I mean, I think how can you cheer against Marshall Lynch? Yeah? You'd be a huge racist. I did you guys see his his interview with that Mexican reporter at the Mexican like right after the game was over No, oh my god.
I was hilarious. I'll see if I can bring it up here on Twitter We'll play it. We'll play it old school style, but yeah, it's very it's very funny. Of course he stood for the Mexican anthem and then milled or sat on that for the American anthem which just you know wonderful stuff as you would expect From marshal Lynch But I mean I don't want to talk about American politics that much longer.
It's really not good I'm very difficult stuff, but we do have a clip here this week that comes to us from the world of politics Australian politics however Because down there is where they finally decided that gay people deserve the right to get married to each other So true and we're very happy that they decided to join us in this century congratulations Australia, Australia But not every Australian politician feels that that should be the case There's some more pressing problems affecting the people of North Queensland apparently and we'll get Bob catters taken it right now It's on a final observation on the same section marriage debate from Bob cat Wasms Anytime because in the meantime every three months a person is taught a piece is by crocodile in North Queensland I Well, he seems like so delighted by the result I Wouldn't anybody should be able to do whatever that you know I just but I'm not going to invest any amount of effort into it because people are being torn apart by crocodiles I think part of that. It's one of those clips where you do also need to see it Yes, he just looks like the oldest man in the world and he transforms completely. Oh my god It's instant And it's yes, it's very serious. I found this is our this can be our backup clip of the week Marshawn Lynch Mexican interview.
So yeah, Mexican reporter catches up with Lynch after the game This is on the field and it is something else Hey, we got hella max on the town round they'll be slimmed hella shit This is the this is the transcript what's up with my amigos. What's up with my max man You know what I'm talking about. Hey, we got hella max out in the town, bro They'd be sliding and hella shit. There's a lot of them in the dubs They all through the east though.
You feel me? I'm going to fuck with them in hella shit They'd be kicking it with me though. You know what I'm talking about we hella tacos we hella enchiladas We hella quesadillas and then that's it and then March on walks off the field of the guy also like pulls away It's not a particularly productive endeavor nice dude. Yeah, I love March on The video of the video if I sent it to you guys the one of him watching the plate spinner.
Yeah, yes Oh, it's unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, I feel like if you are if you are like a plate spinner or whatever like that is your ideal Audience like someone just being so amazed by the things like even the way he sets it up just like oh no Oh, no, she ain't gonna do that. There's no way she's gonna do that. Oh shit Like it's just so awesome I love the way that he presents riding the unicycle is something that he does all the time and we'll have no problem doing Yeah, yeah, and tell he's like upon it and it's like oh, this is a really bad idea But credit to him for eventually getting to that point where he decided to continue no further You know, I feel like I feel like there's a younger March on Lynch who probably would just keep going until he fell off that Unicycle Yeah, absolutely.
He would have for sure. Okay, so just before we get to the questions I've got also a great Facebook post I would like to share with everyone This is just from this is just I don't even know if there's like a second name from me We were just talking about same sex marriage in Australia. Yeah, and this is about sometimes there's complications in you know Intergender marriages in North America I kind of like intergender sounds sounds pretty good. It's like it's a tag team actually So this is just from a lady on my Facebook that she used to hang around the comedy scene of Vancouver a little bit So I knew her through that followed her on Facebook I've really only met her in the same room as her maybe like twice and she posted this yesterday publicly on her wall As many of you know blank proposed to me last night I was rendered a bit speechless and I feel I didn't say what I wanted to since blank declared his love publicly I want to respond publicly blank said that with me was the first time he felt home in my mind It's been a different word family blank is my family a family built on mutual trust respect caring and deep understanding as well as endless change and challenge We pull each other up challenge each other and grow together I never saw myself getting married and the idea still scares me But blank is the first person I've thought I might someday so I'm not ready to get married But it filled me with joy when he asked Oh, I bet you he was really happy that I posted online Apparently he was so so all the comments were were positive like no one was like oh my god Are you fucked in the head everyone is just like oh my god?
I love I love your guys's love and this is so sweet and oh my god and then nothing can conquer you Yeah, and then he wrote on the post. Oh my god. I love this so much that I just wanted to tag myself in this status It's like it's like a Yeah, I'm not even joking so he liked tag himself, and then he was like big kiss or smooch or something like that He's so yeah, this it was just like I was reading it and I was getting douche chills just all up and down my body It was like the word I was like oh my god. Why why are you sharing this?
Why are you talking about it? What did he do publicly? I looked at his Facebook. He didn't post anything He didn't say he didn't say he didn't say he didn't say he may have like done it at a party Yeah, I must have but oh my fucking god That's the absolute worst outcome to a proposal you can possibly get not just know But she's gonna actually go on her social media and put me on blast for every reason why why not but I still appreciate the gesture It feels like a good Swee-beeee The worst reaction is still anytime someone proposes at like a sporting event publicly and gets rejected Yeah, you're right.
That is so badass like on the Jumbo Tron or whatever especially the best is so funny Especially because usually when it happens like before it even happens they're already saying no like they'll be like waving their hands Or be like oh no no no no no no no stop stop And then the guy still has to kind of go through the like perfunctory actions of like getting on one knee and whatever It's like oh my god Please know I mean I don't know that anything will ever top the one last year at the Canucks game when the girl proposed to the guy And it was like sponsored by Doritos roses. It's a bouquet of Doritos I don't think did you even see that one? I don't think I saw it. It was probably at some meaningless game against like the coyote Sure, and she like he was like playing one of those intermission games or whatever Okay, on the big screen.
Yeah, and then it's like everybody help him guess which Tim Hortons cup it is or whatever Yeah, which wears the doughnut and then she like swung out of nowhere and proposed to him and gave him a bouquet Of Doritos roses. Hell yeah, he said yes And then it was like Doritos approves your love or whatever like it was all this had Doritos slapped all over it Oh man, that's the you know, that's the foundational ingredient of every good marriage. I wonder if they had like a Doritos bar at their wedding Or anything catch up Doritos. Yeah, speaking of marriage Stefan has your long-distance relationship going Got any questions?
Do we have any questions? Okay, yes, we do have we actually have lots of great questions. Yeah, should be a jam-packed mailbag this week Yeah, it is jam-packed in our our our bonus episode. That's what I meant is gonna be excellent the bonus mailbag So yes, here we go.
Let's flip to our questions and do I guess we gotta play that theme song again? Hey, yo, it's the top three questions of the week on real good show. You know what the fuck it is bitch Murder and CFL pod cats up in this motherfucker Russell look out Justin Justin just did like a like a like like he was in Saturday night fever that just pointed to the sky and the music started playing Yeah, I loved it. That was great.
Okay, so I am going to go Okay, I'll go with this one as our 100 point questions comes in from reporter Brad Brad McDonald at reporter Brad folks You really stepped up your game this was yeah, there's a lot of really good questions So I'm trying to decide which ones I wanted to do but this is coming in from Brad What would happen if the national anthem started playing loud enough for everyone to hear this includes the drivers in the middle of an Ascar race well, then I mean the NASCAR one It's disrespectful to keep driving while the anthem is playing yeah, I mean they never really play the anthem on the radio Which really makes you wonder about radio stations and whether or not they love the troops or not I feel like it seems like they don't it seems like they never play the anthem I don't know that they love the troops I feel as though the best time to play it would be like if there's like a kick-or-turner or something and like he's super dangerous He's gonna like run it back and then the middle of his run You just start playing the anthem and he's like fuck I have to make a statement and he takes any oh Okay, so it's for football players there they're gonna kneel in the middle of it But mass car drivers we assume are going to bail out of their cars so they can stand right? I think they'll just stick their head out of the sun roof Fuck their head out the window like a dog That seems like the least respectful thing you can do there I feel like I feel like they would think that mass car is as much American as anything else So like there'd be no disrespect in playing it in the middle of a national anthem because that's just what we do Oh, it's the salute to the troops to keep driving the cars in circles Absolutely, I feel like you are probably closest to the truth Everyone is just like yes, this is exactly what I like there are definitely people at their homes that watch NASCAR highlights with the stars Fangled and play like that's definitely something that happens in like Alabama Yeah, just one guy hits play on his playlist and it's nothing but the stars fangled banner back to back to back to back for like 13 hours straight. Yeah, he's hunkers down for NASCAR Saturday. Oh, yeah, okay Good good question I'm really just I'm really trying to decide which question I want to I want to ask you because there are there are a lot of very good ones Okay, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go. This is the 200.1 It's a little bit simple, but it's going to complicate things at the top of our leaderboard So that's why I'm gonna choose it partially. This is gonna put Brandon O'Connor into the lead Oh, I haven't laid back Luke or tied. This is going to vault him into the lead Everyone knows you can't give yourself a nickname, but if you could what would it be?
Oh Oh, man, this is tough. Yeah, you wouldn't just go by like the heckler No, I would not do my math Steph Yeah, I mean I think your nickname Stefan I would give you would be heck Hogan That's pretty good, too, but you have to name yourself. Yeah. Yeah.
No, I know I'm saying if I was gonna nickname you No, yeah, you have to come up with it. I can't come up with it for you. Yeah, I'm gonna go the force again Force again kind of what I'm known for. Yeah, you're the titular foreskin.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I like that Hey, is the force can come over tonight? I mean it rolls off the time Yeah, absolutely everyone for sure know who you were talking about if you said is the foreskin coming over tonight Do you ever hear like the drifting voice of like Alec Guinness in your mind just telling you to use the foreskin? No, I don't Sorry to break the number one rule of improv No, no, no and no no but Stefan use the foreskin.
Oh, that was more of a Beatles impression. Yeah, that was real No, that was still that was pretty gassy. I like rolling Before Yeah, I said it was sort of close But also please never do that My nickname is gonna be this guy dunks just so that people a either think I can slam dunk or be constantly argue about whether or not I can slam dunk So john this guy dunks color. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. It's it's kind of like this guy fox but like sort of believable like I'm six feet So you're like, oh, maybe he's just got like sick hops But you might also be like so incredulous like oh, there's no way this guy could dunk So just people would just be talking about it and it'd be funny to me because I definitely cannot dunk true So yeah, john this guy dunks color and um also fun fact is I do I say on stage that i'm six feet tall and I am I'm six feet tall and one half inch and I know that for sure because I've been measured But people will tell me that's like one thing that people will feel very comfortable coming up to me after shows And telling me that I am not six feet tall and I'm like do would you like to bet? I'm gonna start bringing a tape measure to my shows because people don't believe me. They think I'm shorter But well true story.
I am six feet actually maybe that should be my nickname john I'm six feet. I truly am six feet and have the tape measure to freeze it john john six foot color Uh, I mean I did spend two years convincing in a town of like 17,000 people to call me the hollywood hardthrob jess and marissa I did pick that for myself. So I feel like that kind of qualifies people have been calling me the madman lately I don't know how I feel about that one the madman. Why because you always get mad?
No, I don't feel like I do very often though. You might disagree with that. Oh, no We just we get you just get worked into a shoot online. Exactly exactly that might be where it comes from That you're always getting both of the sounds like a wrestling nickname the madman marissa.
Yeah, you would be like Yeah, and if it was like the eighties it'd be from somewhere that also starts with m like the madman of moseambique And then you would have like really culturally insensitive face paint on exactly pretend that you're from moseambique Exactly back when you could like when you could do that when you could have a gimmick where you're a black guy except white Yeah, exactly. Like one man game. Yeah, you kind of look like one guy Four people who have that gimmick, but yes a keenly african dream is definitely first and foremost on the list Yeah, well, yeah, because that was that his yeah, that was his After one man gang a lot of wrestling discussion on this episode. I'm sorry about that That's fine because this one is actually funny.
You do kind of look like one man gang I mean not really but kind of you just have a big beard. Yeah bigy Langston dressed as him recently You actually do kind of look like him if I just wore like african tribal like a tashiki Yeah, yeah, so that's a such a fucked up thing a keen. Yeah, a keenly african dream and he's just a white dude named jorin gray Maybe that's myself given nickname. That is the african dream Jesus christ Okay, the number one question of the week comes in from matt at bracelet thrower and this is just a phenomenal question Uh if you could do any activity with joe lmb to set to the song steal my sunshine by lem What would it be and we'll start over with you the heckler Heckler I think I would write tweets With him it would just be us on our phones.
You just like in a dank room showing drafts back and forth and laughing at each other's And yeah, if you have like a montage would be like an 80s movie montage i'd come out of a dressing room with my phone with like the draft written Like shake his head And I go back inside and like add a couple hashtags No Right tweets he loves his tweets. He does. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I like that's a good one I think to uh, just the two of you as a duo would be pretty comical because he's legitimately like double your size Yeah, uh, of course this song always makes me think of the fact that uh mocha only is I thought was in land But then got pulled off by mocha only himself that he was never which we're supposed to have mocha only on the show I know he said he agreed to do it Yeah, he said he's in Vancouver all the time still and he was not in land And I wanted to give him the opportunity to set the record straight on his land involved Yeah, and he agreed via dm that he would come on the show and I just never followed up because it was right before I went to toronto in the summer Time so look forward to that.
Uh if you are one of our 17 listeners who know who mocha only is It's gonna be a great interview. He's gonna be on the show. Yeah, he told me he doesn't know anything about sports except skateboarding So maybe we'll just talk to him about the pro skateboard Yeah, we'll talk about skateboarding with mocha only and just singing hooks on local hip hop tracks basically Yeah, and popping up in land music videos. Yeah exactly but not being in land.
He was very clear about that It's pretty very clear that he was not in land Um, I'm you know, I'm gonna be I think a little bit lame and unoriginal But I'm gonna go back to the video for steel my sunshine with lenn and uh, I'm gonna ride scooters with him. Okay. Yeah I mean, I think they look like they're having so much fun in the video I think seeing Joelle and be on a Vespa just the image alone would be hilarious and then yeah just me and him causing havoc on scooters I've done that with uh with a group of uh a group of friends for a couple summers in a row We'd get like 12 to 15 of us and we'd all rent scooters and wear hawaiian shirts and short shorts and high socks and uh drive scooters around town It's honestly some of the most fun I've ever had so um, I I think I'll get my same group Of we call it scoots with the boys So I'd get the scoots with the boys crew together and we'd add Joelle and be to the to the crew And then we would just listen to steal my sunshine on loop for like seven hours while we do it I feel like Stefan was on the right track when he was leaning more towards like a romantic comedy montage uh and with that in mind I am going to uh Eat ice cream cones while riding on a tandem bicycle Oh, I at one point like one of my ice cream scoops is gonna fall off the top of the cone And like where did it go and then the camera pans back and oh it got Joellen beat in the face And he's not very pleased about it Blah blah exactly But uh, yeah, just riding a big old tandem bike around Stanley Park me and Joellen beat Nice in our sunday best Nice con I mean, that's kind of like riding a scooter I mean, that's good But you went like contemporary and I was thinking yeah, yeah Old classic romance montage Yeah, I think of you guys uh like dressed up like uh like Madeline Yeah Exactly like a dickie like kind of like a sailor's outfit At one point we're both like having a big thing of spaghetti and like a giant noodle in Oh, we meet in the middle and I kissed Joellen beat You believe it? That took a real turn No sweat two of you could move to Australia Yeah, um, okay.
Look it's not one cup of the crocodile Yeah, exactly It's not for me, okay, but if you steal my sunshine, uh, I don't know where I'm going I just sneaked some lyrics in there But you didn't know any other ones I didn't know any more of that I think it's uh, the first line of the song is uh, I was riding through the streets of Sunday morning of last week Clinging to my own owners My defeat I don't know I think they're no but I'm just saying like I think there is a line like about like riding bikes or something in it Yeah, probably let's take a look here steal my son's like it's not where probably the lyrics that are worse than you think they are You know, I was lying on the grass of some on Sunday morning of last week indulging in my self defeat My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat a comfortable three feet deep Uh, now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week Impaired by my tribal lunar speak and of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done So I missed a million miles of fun I know it's up for me. I can see now. Why mocha only yeah, so feverishly denied that he had anything to do with this Uh, yeah, then he's talking about girls. I've never seen Sharon look so bad before That's a lyric his sister.
I think is sharing her so that's the name of the girl in the band I think talking to me that these guys aren't still around Hey, man. They are don't even worry about it. Are they? Oh for sure.
Yeah, they're definitely playing shows like Kingston, Ontario I've never seen Sharon look so bad before I did once before but this is pretty bad Yeah, what do you think she got up to last night? Haha? Well, I care and I love you. I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street L et l a t er that week that was like a real 90s.
That was a real 90s deal It was like, oh, I can't figure out a fun word to fit in here. Oh, I'll just spell the word Yeah, like they're just spelling the word later for no reason l a t e r that is the rhythm Yeah, of course, but it's just so dumb couldn't think of like four other words to sneak in there Yeah, yeah, it's very stupid recording rgs on Tuesday morning of this week j u s t i n and jc Yeah, the 90s were a hell of a time where we just get away with anything and they did And they did Oh boy, let's go from there and everybody's favorite thing because it means we're on the home stretch the cherry on top of our Synical Sunday where we pick the things we like from the world at large one good thing The world would be a better place to live gentlemen. What do you like this week? I'm gonna go with another repeat, but it's kind of not oh my god.
You've been repeating like console. Oh fuck you've been repeating like crazy Don't say NBA 2k 18 you know I'm saying a rocket league for this way. Oh my god. You're so weak We said rocket league is literally bit on this like five times.
Yeah, no, that's a true vintage pick I feel like rocket league was one of our very early days. Yeah, absolutely It actually does it's within like the first three or four episodes. It's gonna be like the last episode I feel like it's the perfect choice for Stephanie. I can really bring things full circle.
I don't I don't think it's gonna be the last episode. It's like a weird thing to say No, it's just it's like a perfect game to play on like a it's like a mobile game. Basically. Yeah, highly recommended How many of the games that you have for switch or just games that you already bought for other consoles?
Just two I think so star two and rocket league. Okay, that's okay I'm also gonna recommend a video game and I Don't think we've recommended this other show before if we have I will recommend something else. I'm gonna recommend Jackbox No, I don't think we have nice. Yeah, so I just I played we are on the road.
Obviously this weekend my curling team And we played we played Jackbox three they've just come out with Jackbox four I haven't played it yet, but we played some Jackbox three and it is just so funny like it's such a perfect party game to play with your friends It's just a series of six mini games. You use your cell phones as the controller and The makers of you don't know Jack exactly which is amazing trivia game as well And I have the first three I don't have the fourth one yet, but I have the first three and they're all amazing and we especially love TKO It's a game where you design t-shirts against each other and it's yeah, that's my favorite too. Oh, it's so fucking there's always some like legit Great shirts that come out of the end. Yeah, it's so funny.
Like we just had an absolute blast is laughing so hard I was crying like the last episode we did of this show and definitely not this one But but no it was uh, no it was it was absolutely amazing and just a super fun experience to play Especially if you get a group of your close friends together and you all know everybody and you have a bunch of inside jokes It makes a huge difference. It's so great. So yeah, so check it out any of the jack boxes are great But jackbox 3 is probably the best and I think all three of us can strongly endorse that. Yes, I played it Both of you guys before so there you go.
I'm going to recommend a web series in which I am an actor If you want to watch half an hour of like sketch comedy on youtube It's called gritsmore. It has big debut this past saturday night. Unfortunately, I was working I did not get to go to the premiere party But I did watch the show and I'm very pleased to have been involved in it So please support it and watch it and maybe you might have some laughs as well You can find it on youtube or gritsmore.com. That's g-r-i-t-z-m-o-r-e.com And uh, yeah, hopefully we get to make some more of those things.
It was really a heck of a lot of fun I had a great time doing it. So that's that cool. Yeah, just plugging my own bullshit. Yeah, absolutely I was over here for a year for a year sometimes, of course.
Yeah, how about the debaters tonight? This episode will be out and it'll already be over. It was sold out before it was sold out before and guess what it's still sold out I'm assuming I'm assuming it'll be on the radio with some it will be on the radio about a month and I'll plug it I was just doing a little joke there because we were joking about that last night on facebook Yeah, and I made you a look at my toe either. We made it through this whole episode.
That's true. Yeah, did you see it on the website? I did it actually. Oh, do you want to see right now?
Nope? I don't. I can show it to you. I'll just take my sock off.
No, it's really weird. It's really weird that we're the only two people in your apartment that you want to show me your feet So I'm getting really fucking uncomfortable. So well with that that will do it for this week's episode Our roommates have been Mike and Amanda. Thank you to them for letting us record here on this beautiful Tuesday afternoon Our interns the fine folks at seek geek from a code real good for $20 off at first seek geek purchase If you want to support the show you can do so at our crowd funder it's patreon.com slash real good show the website is real good show com at real good show on twitter facebook.com slash group slash real good show and of course We always say and it's always true.
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I meant work episode. We've done I'm just it's not actually I actually think it was pretty funny. I'm impressed. That was good.
We had worse episodes Oh, yeah, absolutely. We have I can think of like five off the top of my head right now I'm pressed that's definitely able to say on the call for the full-down. Yeah, you did well Yeah, you said you had a bunch of meetings like some fancy LA boy, but then you know they got they got pushed Oh, yeah, yeah, everybody everybody in your office is gone for thanksgiving anyway. You're just trying to make it sound like you had something to do No, it's been it's been a very quiet week.
I think I've got a half day tomorrow as well So yeah, everybody gone to see their families except the little Canadian boy. They've left him behind in the office No, I'm actually I'm gonna be going to my first ever American Thanksgiving dinner with uh at my boss's house So that'll be nice and I read is down here tomorrow. Oh nice. Oh Plenty to be thankful for That's right All right cool.
Well, well, thanks. Thanks to you guys. Enjoy the turkey. Yeah, I will and the football and uh black friday Which is the day after just a little bit.
We're actually gonna go to the mall on black friday. So wow Godspeed to you and your family Yeah, you're a much perfect trampoline size. Yeah. Oh, yeah, so it's been nice.
It's been nice knowing you I mean let there be a thousand blossoms boys I've been so I've been in any time on it because in the meantime every three months a person was taught a piece by crocodile in north