12/04/24 Show 236 : Fuck Off Michael McDonald, I'm The Captain Now

Perhaps this goes without saying -- most things do -- but this program stands in John Starks Contrast to all things "Yacht Rock", or back as it was known in a more sensible era, motherfucking "soft rock". Suffice to say many of the persons involved in extolling the virtues of these musical atrocities have been hit in the head with far too many soft rocks. I've been informed that a recent social media disagreement over this issue was not merely debated with some random schmoe with terrible taste, but in fact, THE GODFATHER OF SOFT ROCK. Short of a Black Angels marathon (don't give them any ideas, they've done fine without any to date) I can think of no form of torture more extreme than a PODCAST that tackles issues like if "if Seals and Crofts were both drowning and you could only save one, who would it be?" and "why weren't Pablo Cruise on the 'Cruising' soundtrack?" except for perhaps a feature length documentary that grapples with the same.