12/27/23 Show 187 : I Resolve To Dissolve

Prior to the taping of the LAST EPISODE OF 2023, I photographed the automotive monstrosity above in the parking lot of East 7th Street's H.E.B. and decided to hang around for a bit in order see what sort of person would willingly own such a thing. I'll admit, I had my own preconceptions. Perhaps it was a Tesla exec looking to create a "viral" moment.  Or maybe it would be someone who'd come into a windfall after excelling in their chosen field (ie. social media director for Whirr).  No such luck and I think you're gonna be floored when I reveal the ID of the car's owner, but if you can correctly name the motorist in question, you'll win 2 tickets for New Year's Eve at Hotel Vegas   (second prize is 4 tickets for New Year's Eve at Hotel Vegas)