12: Epstein Didn't List Himself

New Years Cringe, Occult Fox News, Epstein's Pals, Dan "Daytrader" Crenshaw. ARE YOU HERE TO WATCH? GIVE US UR DANG LOOT -> https://www.buymeacoffee.com/clowntownchronicle   Opening Music “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits https://youtu.be/ZC1Pdsppch4?feature=shared&t=79   CNN New York Cringe Ruins New Years https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2024/01/01/anderson-cooper-andy-cohen-new-years-eve-kids-holidays-vpx.cnn   Woman Sues Hershey for $5 Billion Over Pumpkin Candy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uang22B_Olg   Woman’s Driveway Stolen https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/12/29/florida-homeowner-disappearing-driveway-affil-dnt-cprog-vpx.wftv   Man with Nothing Left to Lose Tackles Judge https://www.foxnews.com/us/video-shows-nevada-man-leap-attack-clark-county-judge-denied-probation   Trans People are Jesus Proof https://youtu.be/AosAfAaHpzk?feature=shared   New Star Wars Director to Save Franchise with Hatred https://x.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1742583950944432607?s=20   Cringe Interview with New SW Director https://x.com/hodgetwins/status/1742565628857430107?s=20   Galaxy AI (Phones Change) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKoG2_zdoSA   Elvis Coming Back Thanks to AI https://variety.com/2024/theater/global/elvis-london-ai-show-1235861196/   John Roberts on Supreme Court AI https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/31/politics/john-roberts-year-end-report-supreme-court-ai/index.html   Predictions for 2024 https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/01/world/2024-predictions-trump-israel-ukraine-intl/index.html   New Laws for 2024 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgFPAb253Xs   Biden-Harris First Campaign Ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaVOKTsdBOY   Tarot Reading on Jesse Watters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7axmB4x3eIc   Crenshaw Seething About Jesse Watters https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/dan-crenshaw-has-some-harsh-words-for-fox-news-host-jesse-watters/ar-AA1mtP6k   Crenshaw Says Fox Canceled Him for Saying Jesse Watters Pees Sitting Down https://news.yahoo.com/fox-news-cancels-dan-crenshaw-205756900.html   President of Harvard Claudine Gay Resigns https://www.cnn.com/business/live-news/harvard-president-claudine-gay-plagiarism-probe/index.html   South Africa Opens Genocide Case Against Israel at UN https://www.icj-cij.org/case/192   Weird Police Positive Footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y74o8tBChk0   Jimmy Kimmel Threatens Aaron Rodgers https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/jimmy-kimmel-aaron-rodgers-jeffrey-epstein-list-347404-20240103 https://x.com/jimmykimmel/status/1742324477323833546?s=20   Nothing New with Epstein Release https://www.foxnews.com/us/jeffrey-epstein-documents-5-revelations-ghislaine-maxwell-lawsuit   Dershowitz Appears on Epstein List https://youtu.be/5IUESiGbXq8?feature=shared   Bill Clinton Responds to Being on Epstein List https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmMrR_e0lqE   Revisiting Ricky Gervais Oscars Speech https://x.com/kylenabecker/status/1742730800628375965?s=20   Hero Teens Rescue Mom from Under Car https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/run-over-by-a-car-mob-of-high-schoolers-hoist-the-machine-off-mother-and-2-kids/   NYPD Rescues Elderly People from Burning Building https://www.fox5ny.com/news/hero-nypd-cops-rescue-99-96-and-91-year-old-from-chinatown-fire   Man Saves Suicidal Teen from Drowning https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/driver-sees-18-year-old-jump-off-50-ft-bridge-and-instantly-dives-into-racing-river-to-save-him/   Bear Eats Sixty Cupcakes https://youtu.be/Kse7VCDCon8?feature=shared   Closing Music “Run Run” by John Roman Jackson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXBbUTQ7hd8   Thanks to our monthly supporters Jake Stock Arthur in Cali A BONER CAUSED BY EXTREME CASES OF FEAR Jonathan H Mon5terz Bross Goobins EscarGoat Texas Tom Pearlmark Film Studio