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#12 - Joe Rogan

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Record and son ladies and gentlemen welcome to broadcast Show no one heard that we're talking about right now Do this like a hundred people on my I'm sure the same thing with that 94 people say anybody here that they say God damn joke. Wow. This is walking fuck with a goofy looks Serious fucking delight to what's happening Betty and Joe when we come back to Philly. We'll be back to Philly eventually I don't know when the USC's gonna be back and Philly, but it will been a Calling for young Betty Bravo to be on the Joe Rogan podcast.

He's here ladies and gentlemen. There he is a bravo man There's like a five second delay So we're here in Charlotte, North Carolina pretty fucking badass town and it's nice here people are all friendly and show like it I like it I ran a car from first time coming to UFC City and you get to know the city I'm not gonna know what you have to know what the hell you're doing You know we're still used to jumping in dance and just not paying attention And you really don't even know anything about the city renting cars is the key. Yeah drive around gets no place I like it man. It's real.

It's all spread out. It's a you know, it's like no congestion people are all friendly There's no tension here. It's a good size city Charlotte's a good side city. It's not not too crazy You know the super friendly I drove into the way ends and they were charging for parking And since I drove and didn't go into it with a UFC van I pulled up to the girl taking my guy listen I actually worked for the UFC.

I just don't have my laminate, but I'll pay when I'm sure I'm just right right in I just drove right in park went up to I needed to get backstage and I didn't have my credentials So there's like security there like North Carolina security. I'm like I need to get my credentials I mean can you direct me to a spot where I can speak to some of those just go backstage I just walk backstage and went right in zero security now your talent stalkers how I can be fighter. Yeah Next time I'm here. I want to have some ammo Okay, I can't read this shit so far.

Is your eyes bad? Is my eyes bad? Yes, your eyes be bad Well, we froze up you stream kind of sucks, you know, they're all suck these things. It's the internet's not quite ready for the shit yet Someone we just answer questions you said what stuff have we done in town?

We haven't been shit in town really I went river rafting It's like Monday last night. I had a show Place called Amos is South End a lot of fun great crowd good times Then afterwards it was a gentleman's club down the street Well, I had to bring some dudes games in my show they had two books They wanted a sign it's actually kind of my story And they wanted to edit the science books, so we had to get the books over to Eddie But and then we went to Waffle House and fucked up some waffles. Yeah, that's a good time My friend good times. What do I think about synthetic cannabis?

That's legal. That's kind of interesting shit. You know about that man They have a narrow no no it's a synthetic cannabis It's like you know how they had that up when the whole ball goes scandal came out what it was was a steroid that they had made It was just slightly different from regular steroids and was undetectable and tests because the regular steroids what they were looking for in the test They weren't looking for this stuff. Well, that's the same thing with this There's a synthetic cannabis that you could smoke it as a same-of-fact and it doesn't show up in tests What does it look like looks like we it actually looks like wait?

Yeah, it looks like that's a plant Yeah, yeah, and they just wow they've just grown it and I mean it makes sense I mean they figured out a way to I didn't know about their botanists have figured out a way a long time ago to put THC into other things They like there was an article online where there was this guy was trying to put THC into tomatoes get tomatoes The rotations like they can fuck with plants and have them, you know You know different plants produce more vitamin C and different plants do certain things and you know They're they're trying to figure out how to make these I guess they have figured out a way to make weed that doesn't show up in drug tests Pretty crazy. It's legal So if you work for UPS or something like that make drug tests you can't smoke weed you can smoke the fuck out of this stuff How long has this been out? It's been out for a while, man. They're trying to make it illegal.

It's a big deal now. They're trying to make it illegal Oh shit 30 bitches, so you could sell it anywhere This is not that they're selling in high times magazines where they sell that bullshit. That's not real at all Yeah, what's up with that? Black that is the weakest shit ever that fake weed that they sell that is so dumb But they say that that's like a big part of their advertising revenue I think that's just because they're fucking lazy, you know You're telling me that everyone's so afraid of weed They can't advertise their products in your magazine come on, but yeah, you can sell fake weed You're just ripping people off.

That's all that is. That stuff doesn't get anyone high But this other stuff does so stuff is real shit Eddie's here talk about UFOs already Michael Chivello the guy from K1 and you know dream, you know the Australian dude that we hung out with in Australia He's a big UFO guy and he was down to Roswell Museum and he actually saw a UFO and took fucking photos of it and shit Fuck yeah, that's very crazy Yeah, I mean who the fuck knows man We have any UFO questions go ahead and shoot Did I finish the entire play your food you post on Twitter? I finished most of it I fuck up some food folks, especially after shows after shows like a fuck up some food You know after UFC to burn off a lot of energy just talking doesn't seem like you would but you do Did I watch that train wreck prison wives on the Discovery Channel? No, there's a show about chicks whose husbands are in prison What channel I'll tell you about that.

Just every channel. That might be good Oh the history channel documentary. I know what I saw. Yeah, I saw that one too That was the best documentary I've ever seen on your phones Definitely I know what I saw I didn't have it was one of those rare documentaries that about UFOs that didn't have like that The other side you know they didn't have a guy going well, you know It's all just mythology and you know, it's in their minds and they're all crazy and why they're landing in hide-a-hole all the time Why not big cities and they didn't have any of those guys because it was so ridiculous because that's so many high ranking military officers coming forward You know that one case in England on a us base where that 80 witnesses and three of the guys went up to it and touched it and wrote down notes on it And they all came up in the Ministry of Defense told they said this is not a concern of national defense That's what that's a con So that is that alone like there's pretty crazy and those Arizona those Arizona lights.

I mean people saying there's I don't know how many witnesses, but The Arizona lights pretty crazy. I know dude who lives in Arizona saw that he said he saw the fucking the big pyramid thing flying through the air They're saying it's like bigger than Aircraft here. I said it was all field. Yeah, so it was gigantic.

So it was a gigantic big pyramid shaped thing flying through the sky Who the fuck knows, you know my take on UFOs is if they really were aliens that could come here from another planet Do you think that they would be so silly that they would they wouldn't disguise themselves? I think a lot of the shit we see all the time could be UFOs I told you about that crazy dude that told me that he showed me pictures of clouds This is the dude that I know is a comedian is a very nice guy and the other day I'm talking him at the improv and homeboy says what do you think about UFOs and I said well, you know, hey, man I don't know I haven't seen one but I don't discount the idea it's certainly possible Obviously we have spaceships and someone from other planets they're more intelligent than us for sure they could have spaceships So he starts pulling down his iPhone and the dude has like dozens of pictures of clouds on his phone And I'm like what do you think about this? Look at this right there and I go it's cloud. I go.

Yeah, but it's an unusually cheap cloud Look at it. And I'm like oh no, he's crazy. I'm like he's fucking crazy This dude takes pictures of clouds all different clouds and he's convinced that these clouds are UFOs Yeah, but on one point on one hand you got to think like if you really are so super intelligent that you can visit from other planets Why would you you know for sure we're working on cloaking devices right now? There's already this is a Japanese jacket that's been invented that basically takes an image of what's behind you and broadcast it on the front of the jacket It's basically like predator type shit.

You remember from the movie predator? Yeah, and they really have this already I mean, it's not perfected but we can't travel to other planets yet either, you know what I'm saying? So if someone from another planet is so much more highly intelligent than we are that they can actually travel here from other galaxies or older other solar systems For sure, they figured something like this out. So when you're seeing the sky I mean it's very possible, you know that what you're seeing is if there are UFOs you would see an image of the sky behind the UFO being projected on UFO so you wouldn't see shit, you know that said You if you could take into account how many UFOs are reported I mean, it's like there's some ridiculous amount of UFOs reported and if you take into account how many people see and don't report They don't say anything because they want to look foolish, you know, that's a lot of goddamn UFOs I think a lot of what people are saying is military jets that they don't understand like when I was in um, we did fear factor down near Edwards Air Force Base And they had stealth bombers that flew up dude.

You see a stealth bomber. You think that's a goddamn spaceship Yeah, the French government did a test which was a serious Review of all the there's like 50,000 or something something 50,000 since a certain year is probably way more but they they came to the conclusion that 95% of reported cases can be explained away without military on the high-ranking military or this top secret military planes and different lights But they said 5% most likely are aircraft from other worlds Well, I don't know why they can say aircraft from other worlds because I don't necessarily think we have a It's more likely that Inventory of what exists in this no, but they're saying they're saying that that's probably what that is more more likely It's an extraterrestrial craft than I mean, that's there's five percent of just because it's not from our government or the Russian government Doesn't necessarily mean even as from another plant. We don't know what the fuck is in the ocean. Well, you know, I'm sure a lot of UFOs get cited Yeah, it was a whole history channel documentary about that people go.

Well, that's ridiculous That's nonsense. That's silly. It's silly that you can send a fucking picture that you can take this fucking thing and send a video across the sky Into somebody else's phone in Australia. That's way more silly than some people from another planet have visited here or that there's something living in the ocean Especially when you have guys like ex Pentagon high-ranking officials like Philip Corso who before he died He wrote a book and he explained his job in the government in the Pentagon was taking crashed UFO stuff taking it to Hughes aircraft and Lockheed and all these different aerospace companies to reverse engineer He's saying he was like there's many interviews on YouTube but Philip Corso.

He's dead now He was on date line and they try to like ridicule him But you know, how do you know how do you know? He is another excellent example that jail and hike was a guy who was in charge of Project Blue Book And he was told to body government when they had this thing to explain away everything swamp gas, you know Mass hysteria anything they could do to explain away UFO cases But as he became more involved in Project Blue Book and as he investigated more and more sightings and you know in Tell with more and more evidence he became absolutely convinced that UFOs were real So Jai on Hynek who is you know a guy actually working to discredit UFOs eventually came out and started supporting the whole UFO movement So I think it's not it's not ridiculous to think that we've been visited I mean we go to the Congo all the time and stare at chimpanzees, you know I mean if you were from another planet and you had the ability to travel here Why wouldn't you check out people people are fucking completely ridiculous? They're probably fascinating. I mean what would be more we study lower forms of animals?

We always have and we have been doing this since the beginning of time I mean people people have always been interested in botany and we've always been interested in studying different monkeys and different weird animals and other guys That's the whole thing with Darwin, you know, it took you know, it took an account of all these different animals that he came across We've always done shit like that and I think if we were a much higher intelligence than human beings We would want to do that with people we want to check out and see what the fuck people are up to see if people are evolving See what the bottleneck is as far as like social and cultural evolution and see what the bottleneck is as far as technological evolution and whether or not our technology is Surpassing our ability as a human being like to make rational decisions I think it probably is right now, you know, they just fired up the large hatch on collider yesterday. No, yes It was like the first test No, it's so hot. It was watching I Think that looks like I think that looks like I don't know You don't know a poja is Brazilian guys say poja all the time. It's like it sort of means like fuck or balls.

It means like a bunch of different things They say balls balls means balls. I think it means jizz. Oh, yeah I heard a bunch of different translations, but to me No, so hot is the fighting vampire, you know what I mean? Draculino is a famous bar a Gracie Blackwell and draculino.

I guess he looks like Dracula or something So I call him no spohaku. He's the Brazilian vampire. That's funny. That's funny Am I not gonna commentate?

Yeah, I'm gonna commentate this shit's in I'm gonna leave in half an hour We're chilling here in the hotel room getting ready to go down there and commentate. Yeah, I'm like I'm gonna say what do I think about Scientology? I think it's it's awesome if you're gay and you want to cover it up It's all nonsense all all religions and nonsense You know, you know just as much as I know as far as like what happens when you die. No one knows I think you know what I think religion is awesome if you do it right if you do it right if like you do the right thing and help your neighbors Like my grandma was hardcore Catholic and I wouldn't try to convince her like take a she was still allowed to get out She was doing she was going to church every day praying and that praying is like meditating She was meditating.

So I think just like like having a healthy heart You could some people can do kettlebells some people could run on a treadmill some people run stairs some people do martial arts That's for a healthy heart it all works And I think religion whether you're doing the Jesus or the Allah or the Buddha or meditation or yoga It doesn't really matter as long as you get your frequency at the right spot with the universe It doesn't matter if you do the Jesus thing, you know, so I think that I think you're right Yeah, I think whatever you whatever gets you in that right frequency you could worship your iPhone if you actually believe that and you can meditate to your iPhone I think the universe don't give a fuck. They're like, how are you gonna get to our frequency? That's all the real problem is people the real problem is the same if you know this It's the same thing when when someone believes in something even if they believe in something completely irrational They want everyone else to believe in it too. People love everyone else to be on their team That's why like if you ever talk to people that use windows and they find out they use Mac and they're like fuck man Use Mac max for faggots.

They get crazy like they want you to use windows It's like people want you to be Muslim. They want you to be a Scientologist. They want you to be a Catholic You know, that's the real problem is that people want you to to subscribe to their ideology But the idea behind it, you know being a better person and you know and treating everybody as if they're yourself And you know that all that's that's the way to go It really is but I fucking handing out the basket and fucking kids and all that other shit that you know Fucking kids. I have to admit.

I'm not into that. I'm against that. I saw that deliver us evil They're recommended come on he recommended this documentary and you guys should check it out too It's called deliver us from evil if you want to find out how fucked up the Catholic Church really is. Oh my god Is this incredible?

Yeah, well, I couldn't watch the whole thing. I watched about an hour and ten minutes ago You get to the point where it turns out that guys then like hundreds of kids. Yeah, I couldn't take it I wanted to kill them. I mean, it's really really sick sick documentary about this priest who is responsible for molesting hundreds of kids And you know they covered it up They kept moving on they moved them all over the country and really it's incredible and this was going on right now that that gigantic Scandal that's happening right now with the Pope I mean the Pope had knowledge of all this fucking shit that was going on.

There's so many pedophiles I bet they're all pedophiles. I bet they're all pedophiles because it was just because it was just it was just it was half of them or Porter of them. They would be busting each other out people. They would be people coming forward saying we gotta stop the shit They're all covering each other's asses.

I mean think about it there They chose a job where they can't get any pussy. Well, the hodgey You know what I mean? That's got to drive you insane and anybody who accepts a job that where you can't get laid You got to be fucked up already You already got and I think my my theory is that when these guys grow up gay they're really they're growing up in a religious home And then once they find out they're gay they realize oh shit Maybe Satan is inside of me. I got these gay feelings Oh my god I got a fight safe so they become ultra religious ultra Catholic and then they're trying to prove to God that they're gonna fight the gay They're gonna devote their life to God they become a priest and then bam, they hold it together for the first time You're seen a video God hates facts.

No the guy who's a gay guy who's singing about being Christian We have the fights don't even start for more than hour and I gotta get my hair did I gotta find this video because it's so ridiculous. It's a dude who's a gay dude who's fighting against him He says Jesus is the only man for me. I'm a it's just genius. Hold on It's like those guys that were I or I have what Bruno Fox.

There's a guy he's a bag song It's real. This is a real song. You have to see this because it's so goddamn genius This is a real song First of all, it's my stash along. Hold on.

Let me put this up for you guys It's so genius Come on That's real this is a real fucking song man. This is a real Christian guy I Help me Horrible must be to be a gay dude and be religious and to think that God hates you you can always be a priest If you haven't seen that video you gotta watch it because it's completely ridiculous And by the way, totally real, you know the fucking dude is a gay guy who converted to Christianity and he's like, you know Trying to tell people the right way to go It's pretty awesome pretty awesome stuff. Where's your lighter? Yeah, put it up in here, bro Well, I skip lighter Do we watch Tim and Eric?

Yeah, man, Jim and Eric Ross. That's probably top three favorite shows now in celebrity rehab Mmm that fucking thing dance floor Dale if you haven't seen that go do a Google search for dance floor Dale is gotta be one of the funniest fucking videos I've ever seen in my life the weirdest funniest things on the internet ever dance floor Dale. You gotta see this gotta find it Find it some of my website you find it on Joe Rogan. Now season three of They keep having recurring sketches and they just get funnier and funnier the more The more developed that there's a good question for you What does Damien Maya and his jiu-jitsu bring to the table that latest didn't versus silver because Damien Maya is fighting Anderson Sova next month in Abu Dhabi next week.

I think I think Damien Maya is a better guard cooler than tell us late as how's Pull guard, but he wouldn't cleanse up for so, you know, so but it's not gonna just fall in you got to really shoot deep with an underhook And you got to make the guy sprawl if he doesn't sprawl, you know because you didn't take a deep shot You're not gonna pull him in your garden. Damien Maya likes to shoot deep in pull guard I think that'll be the difference There's no way he's gonna send Anderson Silva, you know Just based on not just based on Anderson Silva's career and what he's done But based on his last fight where he tried to stand for a little bit with Nate Markhart and he's gonna pull guard immediately trust me He's not gonna fuck around anymore with that shit. I hope that's true But I didn't think he was gonna try to stand with Nate either well He stood with him for one punch and that was just one punch too long And he's I think that he's training with Bandalee and Vanderlays, you know, and no one brawler You know, do you think that that style of getting in there and just mixing it up and getting ugly? That's a but not a good style for a guy who's not very technically proficient strength You know, he's just so good on the ground why give your opponent any kind of chance Especially Anderson Silva, but you're gonna try to mix it up a little bit with him That's a big fucking snake.

He's gonna he's gonna pull guard immediately trust me or he's gonna or try to take him now Cuz you know, Anderson Silva isn't some NCAA national champion or anything So I'm sure Damian might as really gonna take a shot for real and for real trying to take him down But if he has any trouble, he will pull guard no problem. I guarantee that yeah We've definitely seen Anderson been taken down before you know, I mean to take it down many times by Travis Looter No, Travis Looter probably have the most success But you got to think about that fight Travis Looter fought Anderson 11 weeks after Anderson had knee surgery on both knees So that probably wasn't the best representation of his wrestling then Dan Henderson took him down as well And when Dan Henderson took him down wasn't able to do anything to him He's kind of like held him down around punch him a few times But really couldn't get him going you know So that's the big question is Anderson's Jiu-Jitsu good enough to stifle Damian My because Damian my hard time with Dan Miller in his last fight really couldn't get anything going with him I mean he grounded pound them and you know, he beat him by decision But never came close to finishing with a submission no, and I think Dan Miller is a real good real tough guy But I think Anderson's Jiu-Jitsu is a lease as good as Miller's I mean on paper at least he's black belt and Miller's a problem But Miller wrestled his whole life There's a big difference that's a different kind of animal when you're grappling with a real legit wrestler and Anderson so it has long limbs. I like going with guys that have long arms. It's hard it rub regards a lot easier with taller guys It's harder for them to pull out of anything their long arms like a small 145 short 5 foot 5 stocky wrestler types It's hard to get any rubber guard on because they pop their arms off out so easily they're really small So I think I think even Maya's gonna have more success with his Jiu-Jitsu with Anderson So if he gets into the ground then he did with Miller because Miller again He's only a brown belt, but Dan he rests with his whole life.

That's that's a different kind of animal right there's a chimpanzee The other thing about Anderson is that Anderson has had elbow problems for years He's had bone chunks floating around his elbow that made training really difficult He would have to ice his elbows after training Sometimes he couldn't do any weightlifting and he's trying to get into his elbows hurt He finally got all that shit fixed. He got the elbow chunks the piece of bone taken out So we're gonna see an Anderson silver that's in a better condition than we've seen in a long long time He's had problems throwing his right hand because of it which is really hard to believe when you see his fights Big country Nelson went tonight by a fat mission. How dare you? We'll tell you something man fat a big guy like Roy Nelson That weight centralized in his stomach.

He knows how to hold you with that shit that that can keep you in a certain position He's really good at keeping his weight on you. We have a dude that we train with brand Brandt gets you inside control man. That motherfucker is really hard to get off you and he's built similar to big country Not as fat but he's got a big gut and you know and he's talented as well He's a good Jiu-Jitsu guy and when he gets on top of you and you know He gets a good position on you is really hard shake him off you He plants that weight down on you and holds you in place and big country if I had to guess what's gonna happen tonight was true You know, I would say that big country if he gets him down the ground street gonna be in a lot of trouble Yeah, yeah, but Struv has a lot of potential he might be a He might be the underdog and that's why he probably should be based on his experience He's really young and country's been grappling for a long time. He's really good on the ground people haven't really seen that He likes to stand in bed, but country Nelson's really good on the ground really good.

I mean he's right near what's it like 11? They're nothing in a submission match. Yeah, he's really he's got a great half-gargain to we just had a really seen it But Struv in the long run has so much potential. I mean that guy that's like he's like 26-8 or something like that.

He's super tall and he loves jujitsu. You never see that you never see tall guys like that Who are athletic and coordinated loves you just I mean you've seen we seen Samy shill he didn't like jujitsu I don't know what other talk about you know random Kendall Grove as another tall guy who likes jujitsu, but he is true if he continues to evolve and remains a student of the game in everything of course striking the rest as well But in jujitsu the way he's moving and you know We talked several times about a jujitsu and strategy and philosophies and stuff and he's on the right track He's like he you know, I don't know if he can be country at this point in his career Maybe maybe not but he got another five six seven years if he continues to evolve He's a serious threat with that with that high his guard could be insane. Yeah, okay Oh, he decided to be a ninja office back fuck. There's only 22.

That's the other thing about that kid He's real young. He's got a massive massive amount of time ahead of him, you know, and a lot of potential He's got crazy heart. Remember in Germany. We got cut wide open was bleeding all over the place And who do you fight that fight?

He got trouble you got caught real bad and still pulled it out and wanted submitting it to it So it was it was pretty badass do another you stream tonight Maybe maybe we will get back to the hotel. It'll be late here and I don't go to bed until late on the west coast It'll be early for me. So yeah, we could do that We could come after the after party and do it do it non sober This is a sober version of the you stream because I gotta go do broadcasting right now go meet or Ken flow who the fuck no son That's why they got to do it. I think it's exciting having going me over here I would like to see him over here years ago, but you know, he's still young and he's got lots of proof You know, and I think he's training really hard.

He looked in real good shape and he's saying all the right things that he wants So really make another run and get another run at PJ time And he's obviously got to get to continue to do that So I think it's gonna be really interesting. He's a solid wrestler and it's a big power puncher, you know He hits hard. So I think Kenny's gonna try to use his legs He can't get a real good leg kicks real good movement He's gonna try to use his footwork working with leg kicks and then it goes the ground So they don't cut him up with elbows the thing about going me is going me has not fought anybody ever with the elbow rules You know elbows are different now, especially the cage, you know cage and elbows You know, it's those are two totally different things that he's never experienced before so it's gonna be good be interesting They'll be interesting and Kenny man. He gets better every time.

I gotta get out of here guys I gotta get ready that job in shower. You start in the hour in ten minutes. Thank you very much. I'll do this again Yeah, come on my house.

We'll do a full version. Fuck. Yeah, all right. I'm gonna leave us You know what?

I'm gonna just take my own car. Okay. I'll see you there man. I'll see you there man Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, it's only fixed four or five right now Ladies and gentlemen finally we're alone So That's the story.

I got to leave in ten minutes. I should I should get my shit going Yeah, I wanted to do just a little show because I couldn't do one last week because I had a staff infection that I had to deal with So I didn't fucking die. That's the problem with you just a man, you know We were with dirty motherfuckers and get weird skin shit, you know, we're diseases I know it dude. I hurt these on his head what?

Yeah, you can get a you can get herpes from Jiu Jitsu. Not good The deal with me getting a series radio show I'm gonna do a weekly show I think I'm gonna do like a six-week run a trial run and it's all dependent on my scheduling because I just signed a deal to Write a book. I've been writing it for a while, but they've been negotiating about a deal and finally got the right deal and I was in New York last week and I met with publishers. They cannot see me when I performed at Gotham So I got a nice deal and I'm getting ready and the deal is that I have to finish the book by August So I'm gonna be guns blazing trying to write this thing and finish it most of the the stories It's gonna be mostly about my the beginning days of doing stand-up because I have so many crazy stories about bad road gigs and just struggling on the road and you know like what it's like to be a Really an amateur comedian trying to you know go out there and get people to laugh for money and you know And how fucking crazy it is and how unsure it is and how you really have no idea if it's ever gonna work out and you feel You know it's completely insecure You know you feel like there's no way this is ever gonna really turn out to be a career and and how nutty some of the fucking gigs I've done where Why wasn't you at way in yesterday?

I don't think I'm gonna answer that so retardedly Britain, but if somebody else asks it I'll answer it. I was at the way in because I didn't get any time I got my flight didn't land before clock So they had gold bugule the way in and then I had my show last night You know because we were in New York and then flew back to New York Sunday I had Monday to stay home with my family and then Tuesday flew out again So unless I'd stayed here in Charlotte, there was no way really I was gonna be able to guess the way in but you know I didn't I didn't really this is so much traveling. I need to be home at least a couple days a week I'm not even when you have babies man. We just can't wait to go home and see him, you know How's hard is on hard?

He's fine hard. You don't have any problems. There's nothing wrong with him I can't believe it. You know is shoulder his arms, you know, I think George think you're didn't quite have the arm bar right But the komora there was at one point in time the komora.

I thought it was just gonna rip off. I mean it looked pretty bad Bring back some chicks from the after-party at least no, I can't do that anymore I made babies and I made a wife and all that shit Am I doing a show with a Z's and Zari? I don't know him, but I think yeah, I think he's on that show the Kevin and being show I'm doing this weekend able foolishness. I think it's a theater Friday or Saturday night one of those I'm not sure which Yeah Saturday it's at the Gibson empathy or universal and I'm pretty sure it's where he sold out those guys always sell out their shows It's a really good lineup to a lot of funny comedians I did it last year with Pat Naswell did it Ravenmano, Ravenmano Pat Naswell Jeff Ross a bunch of guys I know Jeff's not again this year.

I think Jay Moore's not again this year too He's Ariani hot or what she's hot if you're not gay if you're gay she's probably not hot the buffer 360 tonight I think he said he would never do that again I think he said the buffer 360 he's gonna retire isn't but that shit in the books. It's over son What do I think about crop circles? I think they're incredible geometric patterns Well, they're not humans made them who the fuck knows, you know I mean there's a lot of people that argue that it's impossible for people to make them that they're you know three times the size of a Football field and they appear overnight and they're imperfect geometric patterns and circles and everything I don't know, you know, I think it's very intriguing You know at the very least some of them are fascinating because they're so fucking huge You know and if really I mean if people really are making these things, you know, and they're flattening my out and just leaving them there It's like wow, there's such incredible geometric art We think that they would want to credit for that, you know, if it's just a hoax It's incredible that it's a hoax that they've kept up with this long like how should you hear that and what's the benefit of that? What's the what's the reward?

I don't know. I mean, I don't have opinion one way or another though I I I think it's also possible that it could be some sort of an experiment that they do to impose geometric patterns in these fields It might be something that they do, you know from the sky or something like that I mean who the fuck knows how they're doing it if you talk to some people that say that these patterns the way they're made that the The nodes of these plants have been blown out like they've had energy pulsed through them like microwaves like expanded I don't you know, I don't know though. I really personally have not done enough research and really paid attention to both sides of the argument I know one side of the argument is that it's bullshit and the other side of the argument is aliens, you know Both of them seem pretty ridiculous. So I'm not I'm not exactly sure what I think about that shit So what I think about the Luke Stewart Andre Galvall fight I thought that fight was really interesting.

I was blown away by that Luke Stewart guy that guy has incredible sweeps man He's relentless. I thought he won the fight I thought he beat him with stand up and I thought his ground game a negated Dalvall's grand game And he swept him a bunch of times and I thought he edged him You know, that was a real close fight, but I thought Stuart edged him But man, he he blew me away Luke Stewart is a bad motherfucker and really looking forward to his next fight That was really really impressive. You have seen 115 Cincinnati. They say that might be possible if if the the Vancouver thing falls through I don't know if that's fallen through or not.

I haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth. So when I hear it, I'll find out Any more documentaries like the Union coming out? Yeah, I did a documentary on DMT It's called DMT the spirit molecule and it should be done in May and probably out For release sometime around the summer I know they're taking it to film festivals and they're bringing it all over the place But it's a documentary mostly about different people's experiences on DMT and I am an narrator So I knew Bob is ours. Yeah, Bob is ours I got a claim to work for area 51 and you know He's kind of been discredited with a lot of things especially like his education I guess he kind of like told some lies about working with the school and was a greaser in but Very very intelligent guy and he obviously knew a lot about that area about area 51 whether or not He really did have any contact with UFOs or with alien spacecraft or anything That's not I mean it could be total 100% worship or it could be true I mean, it's really hard to tell but when a guy lies about his education lies about you know certain aspects of his background He's not assuming he's probably lied about other things as well, you know I don't know again.

I don't really have a pain either way interesting to watch him talk though He's very confident, you know, he's very confident which could mean either a he's crazy and that's why he's confident or be he's telling the truth Alright, I got to get the fuck out of here because the cars picking me up in two minutes I just wanted to bust out a nice quick one right here for you guys and say what's up? So Thank you everybody for tuning in and we'll do one probably this weekend I'll have Eddie come over my house and we'll do like a full long ass one new Friday and That's it my friends. Thank you very much. Enjoy the fights tonight.

They're live on Spike TV tonight There's I don't know what time it comes on. That's right before the ultimate fighter So it's a fight night Kenny for in versus go me is the headliner It's gonna be a six-step fight and Ross Pearson's on the car to against Dennis lever looking for that too All right, my friends. Thank you very much for tuning into this thing again, and I will be back next week with a real Solid podcast and maybe we'll even do one this weekend with Eddie Bravo at my house So thank you very much, and I'll see you guys soon. Thanks

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