Welcome to no applause just a clap the podcast says many buttons by his died bringing this podcast What's a button? Spies the rebels use you have it being more specific. I always imagine them as like little creatures that come around and down in the next Not this year, but next year's Star Wars movie. Okay, I just I know there's no big buffals of the Panthers Yeah, yeah, it's a path and oh if we had this always walking to their tracks, so you never know how many people walk into the stress I love when I can say something and make you guys angry.
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We'll do it quick disclaimer that Exhausted I'm not talking all lot. Yeah, I love you guys But no do you want to tell them everything you did and why you're so tired and sorry right now? The last 12 hours being run through a course designed by two green buries after and the two green buries were the ones running through the course I mean after an entire business trip after five days of being a Virginia and running around in the Virginia wilds taking pictures of places That's what our jobs are now. It's observing outside Like the most boring episode of Mr.
Robot No, because if we do really well in this part of it, they give us face to a face three We're just breaking in also ends and in units Actually, I wanted to do a brief thing about mr. Robot since season three of blacklists finally started airing They put season two up on Netflix, which I like blasted through in a weekend last weekend I wasn't as good season three or season two no two was not as good and it's getting like super crazy convoluted But I mean, it's a spy drama. What do you expect? Yeah, but the doctor They have is the one who's supposedly trying to access her latent memories is the same doctor They have assist therapist and mr.
Really? Yeah, and I'm like so you're just gonna key I want to say she's probably black and Latino, but I mean she could be some other some other ethnic mix I'm like so ethnic doctor. This is the woman you're gonna hire every time well I'll be at some point James Bader is gonna hire hire Mr. Robot to the next yeah, they're just they're just the universe reading all these rounds.
I'll be surrounded I would watch the show psychologist of course you would watch the shit that everybody wants to see ultra on higher mr. Robot just like Marvel's actually building their TV shows around midnight nurse Oh, thank you Actually, and it would be if you're gonna go ultra on hiring and be ultra on hiring the Egyptian Prince from the Exeria no, he's one of the pharaohs and he was too uncommon, but he wasn't the Sun that was in because Remi Malek was in I think the last two I don't think I want to Yeah, well, he's a tough area. Yeah, okay in secret of the two month. I know that Not near as awkward as he is on Not necessarily awkward on mr.
Robot. He just has very specific limitations Awkwardness. Oh apparently the movie called housebound where you can see Black and Eric you can I will be looking that up as soon as we're done because I know no no Caitlin something yeah Oh, Katie always thinking original black No, no, I was thinking Yeah, yeah Car curly lots. Yes Which by the way till January before the It makes sense because I guess I still don't want to wait.
I was like I'm starting to wait back over anyway. I like that Robbie I was kind of going all the way back maybe on which I actually I really like that um my only sure that is that I think is Actually too bulky to play to him again this term again This has the same kind of bill that like Gary Goss on the flash I think it's swimmers build is what you can describe it. It's the very lean muscle and that's that's more term again It's then Bruce wait is bulky. I mean like let's just be honest on that one Um by the way, you heard the whole thing about Hugh Jackman basically naming his successor Yeah, I saw that.
No what Tom Hardy. No, he wants Tom Hardy to be in a wolf marine I can see that. Oh, yeah, I totally see that which is where I should just re-watch the fury road What a day, but I love you guys. No, there's a great line.
We says if you can't fix what is broken You'll go insane like it. I'm like that's actually good like life thing Sometimes you just have to keep functioning with the broken shit inside you got yeah, well go insane mad Max Oh, she might be good not a bit in that movie and it was so fucking awesome. They did interviews with the writer whose names is giving me George my there we go. It was supposed to be two films and they just jammed it in the one well, and he's got another I could watch Furiosa for like five movies you can I get I could watch the theme that character for the rest of her career So I watched episode two of the blind spot Yeah, oh Watch it on board that's basically I watched I'm saying Jamie Alexander's tattoos.
I think your body with the tattoos I'm telling him I like you know actually all the flash vaccines are pretty Oh, you watch dark world. Oh, I was safe I said not so much she needs to have a scene of reaping for a Ragnarok that's how Ragnarok happens. He's the fighting is like a cock. You know most people don't know what Ragnarok actually is Yeah, exactly it's supposed to be the end of the world It's all of the the soldiers that the Valkyrie's have saved coming back to fight the last battle Yeah against the is it the world serpent?
It's the world's surface The only reason I bring this up is because I finished listening to the the newer book and the iron druid chronicle that I told you guys I was listening to they actually make a lot of mentions to this and in the book so many spoilers They actually do end up killing Thor, but the Thor in this mythos is a giant dick bag. So it totally makes sense Well, but in you read American gods is a shadow Thor. I mean he dies on the world train comes back It's really interesting because the guy who wrote these these books like I said the iron grid chronicle spent a lot of time Looking up a lot of different pantheons of the gods because he's talking about whatever Okay, Ryan says I can punch him in the deck. Yeah, so I actually didn't want to ask both of you You can sleep I'll ask you later.
No answer there has been lots of chatter about HBO doing a watchman series I saw that the next night I wanted to bring it. Um, you know, we actually talked about this on one of our first podcast ever Yes, we did and I don't think I ever brought up that they did they had done the beyond watchmen Series of comics. Yeah, I don't think it was called beyond watchmen actually, but I might have been called before watchmen. I think it kind of goes in the gaps, but It wasn't critically lauded on that a lot of talent on it, but you know, I think watchmen stands alone much like the cheese I mean, I can see much more successful series as opposed to a movie if they would have done it if they could have done The move if they would have done the graph novel as an issue.
Oh series. I think it would have been better. Yeah, bring back the giant squid Psychic squid space Yeah, yeah, um, but to do to do something where you're gonna recast almost everything or everyone I mean and the casting on that was flawless on the movie. Yeah, I love the movie No, our bitch about the movie and we have two of them which is the director's cut went on for eternity.
Yeah We watch it Well, we both have issues of the sex scene, but for different reasons. Oh, I don't know My issue with the sex scene is nobody wants to do it I love the sex scene. I do Definitely the musical queue and I thought what he wants to do with the actual not all the way up true I thought the I'm not picturing strippers taking it off to hella luya, and I don't think I've China's ever been dryer It's gonna be a fun. His dick was wet enough for the Buffy on That implies that we're doing something together.
That's a no-go But I had an issue with the actual graphic sex scene I thought I rarely have ever set up sex in his gratuitous Me, you uncomfortable? No, no, I was just in contact to the comics. It was a little gratuitous I was awesome because basically replicated the panel by panels. No didn't There was so much more boob.
Oh, no, so much. I like to think just kind of stripped away their costumes and then the butt fell on the fire Yeah, but like it was like another couple minutes worth of like sexiness that you know, I thought the comic was more subtle Don't get me wrong melon markin Oh Yeah Cartoon network show children's hospital. Yeah, she was on top of it's hospital. She was also in 26 dresses But I'm doubting how you ever saw that And we got out of the cave Well, you know, it's a romantic coming up for their people kissing each other romantically that you get your go-to people whole hands So The second episode of the new It looks like you have gas It's cheat day.
We're just gonna put a bunch of stuff in him. That sounded worse than I meant it to Oh, we're not gonna talk about dosing me with my doll Oh good time It really wouldn't have been like his cramps a headache. It's great with hangovers Anyways, um, so the muppets put out the second episode of their new show I'm passed. I mean if they have oh they dropped in the ratings like hardcore Well, it's just one of those things where's a curiosity thing and we all saw, you know the animal too many women joke and now we're done Hey, I don't like thinking about I don't like seeing Josh Groban because he's dating my woman and Miss Piggy no And fuck you for calling her that No, that's that's what happens in that episode I wasn't being a tick Yeah, you didn't get a denings with her giant as she calls them quote big and natural Yeah, you smile even though you're in pain because you're thinking about her boobs.
Oh, I watched I'm not gonna want to take a doors infinite playlist And then the other one that dropped which I totally agree with and I'm gonna break up with it really early on limitless Like hey, he's supposed to have the smartest man on the planet when he takes the NZ team Mm-hmm, and there's literally a part in the first 15 minutes where goes the bomb is on the thing under the There's like a bomb chip underneath this like a bumper sticker and they go yeah, we found it But I went how are we supposed to find it? He's a smartest man like on the planet and he figured it out like you're figuring out before him I call bullshit in the words of what's her name from Insert Marshall bullshit bullshit bullshit like sorry Mila Kunis no Kristen Bell Well, she's looking at all of Russell Branson tattoos and he's like oh, yeah That's who's the don't mean anything yeah, and that doesn't mean you're sitting in the world all I can think of now is the naked break up And there's a lot of laughing in my head It's wet pants and the joke when he does the usual not pass with like I think it's a hockey stick everybody in the entire fucking world Is done that at some point everybody's not I mean the Gandalf thing everybody at some point has made the usual not pass joke Don't don't shit yourself. I still make it every time I break into a place you shall not pass I feel like I should get you so I do whatever I'm a broom comes like you shall not pass and then I'm Italy I'll go look at us. Um that reminds me.
It's like a thousand months away, but I already figured out what your Valentine's day book is gonna be Weird, all right, but I get your books on Valentine's. No, just you know what it is Is it the new hyperbole it is? I can't believe she lives here. It makes I don't know She's a recluse My carnal measure probably yeah, actually other charlotte's never like I said So a lot before that you remember I started a new tradition actually started a number of years ago But it's been refined right give my male friends books on Valentine's day this year apparently you'll get the second book In the building cup is serious even though I wanted to get you the trilogy initially, but I didn't get it in time So I can only get you the first time the second book my ever been a half the girl from hyperbole in a half whose name is Yeah, she's putting out a new book and I'm gonna get it for Doug.
Although every time I give Doug a book like that I wonder if I'm doing them a favor or not because I'm like is he gonna pick up the personality quirks or find a humor in the book? No, I didn't I didn't absorb any of the books. I did like the one where it's like what game are you playing? Well, that's wrong with me what it's like at least a compur things that make me feel weird But I was like I totally get doing that your own mind like I said it's one of those things Where's the same thing with I know Jenny Lawson's got a new book that just got released that I think both of us should Called furiously happy my copy of Let's pretend this didn't happen got I wouldn't say totally ruined but I was putting like a book in like over it and I caught the cover animals toward the fucker No, it's you know like I don't treat my books bad so that was like It's just funny cuz I'm a things are meant to be used kind of cow But like I said no, I'm like I said Jenny Lawson put out a new book But I think both of us actually maybe all three of us should probably read cuz it's about living with depression But it's one of those things where when I first introduced that That's because that's just right and I don't go to the doctors So like I said but uh when I first recommended that book to you I'm like it's a really funny book that I think you'll like my accidently going to infect you with some personality foibles You mean hyperbole or no the first time I gave you let's pretend this never happened.
I actually heard him No, no, no, no that one I think you actually made an outline concerned given me I probably a half I might absorb some of her stuff Or might make me like it's fine my depression Well, it's she has terrible depression and she actually has the best description of depression I've ever read my entire life and of taking meds for depression But it's one of those things where she has so many like layers It's like a seven layer dip of weird insecurities I will say that her talking about the ultimate freedom of depression where literally nothing matters She's like I'm going to read these seven horror movies and all these bags of skittles Yes, when she's finally free and she's right in the bike. Oh, yes Like I I know that moment I think it was last month or two months ago when I suffered from that three-day depression that kind of pumped into my head We're like the only thing I have to worry about is this depression like that's it like there's nothing else to worry about It's that line from a dude overseas Where they're talking and it's Michael Shannon He's on the Responsible for your own happiness while he goes that's about Jack or something. That was a joke Responsible from my own success. They go like oh my god run drugs goes.
Yeah, I used to have so many problems And now the other problem I have is my drug problem. Oh, no, I'm stuck in a K-hole. Yes. I know that's a dream But still is that a dream Renee?
Yeah, holy fuck it is. Can I meet John Martyr's casting director? How do I fucking talent? We talked about this We should move on I'm gonna It's probably the hottest that I've ever looked as a satanic makeup lady with a kind of angry tattoos So what second episode of minority report?
Yeah, not terrible not good. You're saying that sweet I mean, that's about all I can say for it I want to see I don't give a fuck about their subplot like their subplot is that the pre-cars are gonna get taken again And they're gonna restart the you know, whatever portion of crime fighting It really bothers me that will will mr. Waldron is character on this fucking show Does yeah, that's her captain slash X Who's the main characters? Yeah, it's a chick Megan good Megan good.
She's police officer Wait character name or afternoon actor's name's maybe good. Yeah, that's her actual name. We should probably move on Did you watch about them? No Really?
Really? Because I really want to know how we're gonna bring Barbara back because they have made her out of her fucking mind crazy I'm gonna where she's now torturing people. I don't care I will I will bench it went over but I refuse to be a slave to it week. I was late to it I have a hulu Second watch it when I feel like it, you know, the thing is that in the end, you know in the comics That Gordon actually ends up marrying a lesson.
I don't think they'll happen in the show Now that you know, he knocked up Marie McCurran in real life. Yeah, I was gonna say Lee I don't think they'll bring that on the show, but it wouldn't shock me if they did She's a tiny lady. She looks very pregnant very fast. She looks extremely great I thought it was gonna be Barbara's kid Thank you real hotwives No, but you know outside of the actor drama because apparently she banged James Gordon while she was still married up to They're doing well.
I see what they're building towards. We'll see if they get there I just the way they're building it like I said They're going I just don't know how they're getting there, but they didn't really interesting seen this meet with Jerome We will just call the Joker until they prove us wrong. I'm pretty sure they're gonna prove us wrong Especially they said he might be a huge might be huge I'm pretty sure it's a red hair. Yeah, but anyways, they did a pretty good scene with him where you know big the guy I'm gonna say they're called the maniacs, but I don't know the name of the guy there The guy that's running Tigris.
I don't remember a second name just from the cable. Yeah, but he's not in the exact English I'm good. Yes, but Jerome and one of the other convicts get into some kind of altercation over a weapon and he basically challenges them to Russian Relat Jerome does the crazy ass fucking thing or he goes through I want to say four or five rounds of it doesn't shoot himself in the head and then challenges the other guy to take a Last shot and the other guy of course bows to his wishes and makes him a leader and I'm like this is the guy that all the hair Yes, that's Daniel Guevara. He's a comedian who's gonna Douglas movies a ton You love movies you say That does oh wait should I know?
Just that's a new one should I know just permeate the myth that you and Doug Benson are the same person Well, he is that doesn't work doesn't say he is DB But his whole his whole line is like IMDB and I am DB My god, you're not you're not compared to Benson or me my initials dumbass I'm actually pretty good at IMDB, but anyways I talk about me early dining room, which I've been meaning to see but haven't had the time or the money's I think you really like the fact that I phrase it as the comedic equivalent of false our stars And I actually almost because myself just because I really hate the act of the stuff It's a really it's a funny cancer drama in the same way that 5050 was Just thinking this I didn't watch that on Fox movie with No, what? You're talking about the fantastical in this box? No, no, no, no, no, no Fox catcher Yeah, the one where he's the Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is what we really really good. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I know I saw the DVD for it I was like that's weird. That's one of the Oscar nominations.
I've kind of escaped me, but um Yeah, I watch me early in the dang girl Not as it's as fun as I wanted to be There's no but it was a really fucking good movie Oh, yeah, well they do parody videos. I wouldn't say parody videos, but no No What they do a bunch of like on classical movie jokes like instead of on eight and a half It's like eight half my lunch or instead of not sprout do it's nose ferret to As if there was a sequel to nose ferret, and they do stuff like that anti No spirit to they're flipping me off and Britain. So you jog on Sorry watch that this week. Um, yeah, Roy I'm just trying to fill out the fact.
I'm trying to watch more of it last year. Oh, honey. No. Oh actually well last year I was averaging was one every four days and averaging 3.5 I think is my average right now speaking of watching too many movies to tell us about Turner's bloodline I do but I want you to fill in but I want you to fill in with your thoughts about what you think about Me or the dying girl.
I didn't get to watch it yet. I would really like to watch it Well, we can't watch it was actually kind of a filmmaker's passion project if that makes sense because of all the inside jokes in it I kept walking past the poster and every time I saw I really wanted to I think we all know how much I hate like Nicholas Sparks Kyle walked to remember fault in our stars cancer stories Like no, but it's this time. Yeah Something that the leading fault in our stars The leading divergent to I think she's really funny looking at That and like these one making we're making money rather I will say in terms of wrapping up on me early on girl you want to cry that you're moving like and And I mean like a good crime like I was really sad, but I was like and the worst part is them I took time off watching anime to watch me Like for this is like a palate cleanser. I'm like I saw it.
It's really funny. It's really good. It's very heartfelt. I highly recommend the year old the dying girl I'm great reviews from everyone.
I mean you go Nick off from the zinnip. He's in it for like a minute of screen time I mean he wasn't there based on him in the day. What's your name for national? Connie Britain.
Oh, it's actually great as a mom. I love this here I don't think it's me can be what about this here. I gotta go and love that I mean, you know what I mean? What was that?
It's just bad out. No, so sorry. You want me to go on or you can still have your thoughts on me? No, I'm good.
So I've watched now the second episode of screen queens. You know we didn't talk about tremors So just oh, yeah, sorry. Let me talk about screen There's a devil that she can solve her kind of love it because it's like the worst the 80s movie more like I've ever seen But with more horribly offensive language No, it's on Fox. Yeah, but the language can do that.
No, scream please not scream scream please different shows Right, but it's not fox the language still can be no, it's not offensive language. It's offensive content like I will have to pull up some clips for you There's one specific character who's basically like white rich and hates everyone who's not You know I watch tremors five if you follow Facebook, I might have written the actual sentence. I just you better believe I better I you better believe you better believe I just watch this shit and a tremors five You know why I got two words for you. I'm why Bert gummer He's not Michael gross this character that like survival is not that's in every movie No, it's like the main character after three Does the fourth one is going to go to the old bass?
Gross Um, but uh, no, yeah, like the whole the whole the whole movie starts with Bert gummer taping his own survival series I love it as he hunts down grab oaks and explains I forgot he explains that the life cycle of a gravelly Okay, I don't know how many of the trimmers movies you watch as you apparently I watched all of them I forgot that when you kill a grab boy to they lay shriekers which in turn did not forget that oddly Which internally to ask blasters, which I forgot about They do exactly what you think you do and then once you kill them they carry the eggs for like more like prime grab ones No, this is tremors bloodlines. So what happens is they find the literal mother of all graboids in Africa course Did you mmm? Is that for good? Um, and they hire Exactly and they hire Bert to help hunt them down not kill them.
They want to capture them It's very like we're gonna like weaponize them over to a fridge Part like how many times does this have to go wrong before you just up to me so you made a better predator? That seems like a great idea every fucking time and then By a shark for house one of those things where you see these movies and you're like well This is a stupid idea, but it's happening all the goddamn time in real life like people man It's all about shoulda not good, but you've through the course of the movie you meet Michael Groz's Bert Gummer's new cameraman played by who I thought was dead. It's been fun. Jimmy Kennedy Well, no, but I'm just saying because of Jurassic Park.
He was in dress for two was three Which one do they fix the t-rex like? So I was to Oh, no, they're at it again. What's the tagline? But no and then I'm gonna ruin this movie I'm with spoiler Oh, no, you find out that Jimmy Kennedy is Bert Gummer's kid.
So effectively I somehow got laid. Yeah, dude is Bert Bert's a virile man So it's kind of the crystal skull of the tremor series where you meet his kid who's like a dirt bike like a adrenaline junkie Um who wants to help you don't know what that like myself is dead like hunt monsters But you know But outside of that like I actually really We're just what? I would say you're a big fan of like the tremor series absolutely I mean who doesn't like Bert Die hard fan of the tremor series go into the tremors cones making the dolls well the thing is that they the The tremor con is kind of overlap the critter con Those movies I was talking to someone about yeah, they mean like a fifth trampers move that really I'm like We'll need three creators movies and they went holy fuck I thought creators in 20 years and I'm like creators one was awesome Along the same line as grandma's you know Critters well careers really desert grand ones. What's what I mean?
It's the creature feature. Yeah, absolutely Forget what Don't watch porn with your mogway Gross Cooch On the top 15 of the top 15 No current and it's your should be watching you should be watching I think it was on the top five I know Rick and Morty was in there No, you should absolutely been watching this episode was based on Bob and Linda's first meeting and if it happened differently and if she'd actually ended up marrying I can't remember his name But they're healthy factor. Yeah, yeah, but here's the thing if they had actually his name starts with age cuz it's something hot dogs It's not the the restaurant is in Bob's word or something or it's something hot dogs now I can't remember what but the joke is that if she'd ended up marrying them Louise would have been like the princess loving little girl in the pink dress with the With the like turret cap and a little veiled who loves everyone and loves everything and rainbows and sparkles and Yes, Tina would have been way more into our studies than into boys and yeah, no It was athletic, huh? But like I said, they did the three different scenarios about the what if and what fate is like So it's those sideways that way is that it's like doors like doors sideways is wine sliding doors is But a pal drove and doors So you want to tell me about your Halloween costume?
I'm so excited. I bought the Tokyo Ghoul basically demon gimp mask It's a giant smile like a zipper down the teeth with the eye patch to hide his human eye It's actually a really kind of haunting costume. It's terrifying and awesome We saw a bunch of it at NDK and I didn't know what it was like I was just like this is fucking creepy, but cool Now when your sister recommended Tokyo Ghoul, let me which we'll talk about later. I can be like Google search Tokyo Ghoul Come talk about the mask right now.
It's a good segue into exactly but we're gonna talk about it later Not right now. I'm talking about the mask right now And not the mask reborn or whatever it is with Jimmy's I don't want to bring that some of the masks. I'm pretty sure it's a good subject career Right it wasn't you know go Swiss for when he was dating Jennifer Love you it he did it. I love you with Talk about dating up.
Yeah, really wait it go Jimmy Kennedy's dick But I ordered the I ordered the mask. I'm excited to see you know How it works in terms of the one size fits all and all that jazz of course, I'm gonna try not to wear it all the time I would say it's like giving you a fizz, but I have a Over here for a really long time. Did you have you been watching the new dr. Who?
No, um Peter Capaldi's fizz equivalent or sunglasses Because he's a rocker. Um I thought Peter called me give it up. Dude. He was on a punk band with Craig Ferguson I say don't give up the Paulie.
Oh, that shit. I love the joke when Ferguson talks about trying to do his first like comedy bit And I want to say it was at the Edinburgh festival when they're like his knees and knock in and they all start fucking hecking him Yeah, um, but I ordered that based on the fact that will now jump into it Your your sister recommend Tokyo go to me Saying it was kind of like well with my bill house and it is then you've been all animated out for a while I have been all animated out. I mean I've been I got a bunch of movies and series But nothing outside of you know bring it up for red shirts several last week where you guys got to be to it But I really want you to watch Lane, but you need to be in a good mental place I think it would load it to me. I never got around to watch you didn't and you gave it back to me and like if I When I get around to watching and I'll just grab it But I said I really want you to watch Lane, but you need to be in a good mental place before you watch See real experiment Lane.
Well, it's like, you know, when Charlotte broke up with me and then Heather was alone You know fountain and she goes no no no Don't you Heather get on you? Yeah, get on you. But anyway, so I've been watching Tokyo golem about halfway through this series Bringing up not as a red shirt But as an actual thing because it's obviously I want to talk about it at greater detail and be I found it It's for all we like you better bet your ass fucking rad and it's not something I haven't seen before all the other anime I've watched previous to this I'd already seen Basically the premise is that there are these humanoids or humans that live off the eating bodies called ghouls they look like humans, but when they're hungry their eyes turn red and yeah, and this the main character gets attacked by ghoul while he thinks he's on a date and mysteriously all of these I beams or construction beams fall on the the ghoul loves you trying to eat them and Without consent the doctor transfers all of our organs or some of it some of her organs over to him to save his life So he ends up kind of being like half ghoul Which in the ghoul culture like a one-eyed ghoul or that only one of his eyes becomes red when he's like hungry or By manifesting gold powers is extremely rare. Okay, so it's all about it's very interesting It's all about him trying to retain his humanity by not eating Flash not eating people but having to acclimate to like ghoul society and cool This is like the standard suffering vampire story Yeah, but we don't even get masks.
Well, honey. It's also an eyes on be kind of situation. Yeah, they're in between By the way, it's kind of facts. I know I know Well, I don't mean that in a bad way, but it's the denying your nature well, it's a routine original nature Well, actually they do a new nature.
But apparently coffee is the only thing that ghouls can drink or intake that is human food that still retains It's like like alcohol, but in the vampire diaries It doesn't it doesn't lessen their hunger No, yeah, well, they're like brothers and they're chasing a girl who looks like some chick named chase, which is very Nina Harker in for covalas Dracula So I was gonna talk about a book that I just finished reading I don't think I'm gonna talk about it until after I make you read it mostly because I think you'll really enjoy this Is this the magic to point of stuff? No, I think you'll like that, too You really do need to know no no I started a new series that actually reminded me kind of the strangest kindness But I think you'll really enjoy and I want to say there's at least four books in the series But I might be more but like I said, I'm gonna try and I had is an audio book But I'm gonna try and find out an actual physical copy and get it for you It's a good thing. I'm going the complete opposite way in terms of nano right mo so I'll be actually working on the good much stuff which I know you were really excited for it Because you want to know how I kind of tackle some of theologies Well, you and I had lots of conversations about that. Um, where are we at time lies?
You could just say 40 I know, but that is fun. They're gonna look at the timer and see it's 40 So 40 what else have I been watching this week new shows like I said blind spot Screen queens I watch it because it makes me fucking laugh and they must have blown a shit You're gonna watch jobs are you gonna watch American Horror Story Hotel? You know, I actually haven't been up on America Horror Story since the first season. I didn't like the second season aliens I haven't even got damn aliens the first you know, I don't like you know, I'm terrible with scary shit, right?
Like the first season American Horror Story. I had to read the synopsis before the episode So I wouldn't like jump all over the guy The first season when I really But the first thing I liked about the first season was violet the whole subplot where they had a spy little live Or is by the overdose that was what I really loved about the first season and they've never really come back to something like that One other world building because like the pinhead from is that the PC turn pinhead? I don't think there's good term in no, but you know I'm talking about that. Huh?
Didn't you die? That actor didn't one of the actors from free show no a girl plays the pinhead Like I said, but one of the actors from free show died in an accident in Hollywood this last year Like I won't say it's drive like I hit by the side view mirror of a vehicle and sustained brain injuries and died Okay, no, I mean, I'm like I have no idea I don't follow the actors that much But um No, the the the pinhead from a silo which is the second season ends up appearing in the freak show which is third season So they're actually and I guess one of the nuns I mean he's reused actors since the first season No, no, but like this has been an anthology. This is like they're playing the same character a season later So yeah, like it's actually he said like he goes if you're willing to follow it All of American or stories actually connected there are threads that go through it Have we reveal all of them? No, we reveal all the connections no, but it is it's it has an overlapping mythology Which is interesting though, because you know that is Ben Wolf was the actor I was trying to think of that wolf like The thing is though, that's Ryan Murphy.
Well, so did Lee and it in talk. Yeah, you don't talk Like I said, you know what his new show is Scream greens, which I was just talking about. Yeah, no, I was just talking about um my only thing with watching American or stores I liked I think burger house or whatever the first thing it's just it was just called American horse story No, but they since they've since called it like it was a Haunted house story, but also tied in the black delhi murders Which I thought was interesting and it was just one of those things where I liked that at the end you didn't really get any resolve Like you did that's enclosure, but they were dead living as ghosts as a family in the house and they had you know Francis what's her name was raising the one of the light babies Not the character name. Yeah, she played me on Okay, okay, but you don't come up the old lady who She appeared as like the old lady made when they also made his She wasn't the one reason the baby who's the voice of Batman the voice of Batman Francis conroy is her name.
I know they share the lies and they're not related, but I just that's how I associate She did play the maid. She was not the one who's raising the baby at the end of American horse story Oh, it's just a laying there. You just a link But yeah, I love the first season I'm ready work, right? Yeah, she would play a number of characters.
Yeah. Oh, yeah The second season I didn't like just because the alien aspect of it the third season. I wasn't gonna watch no third season was Kevin No, third season was Which I was just like because it was no because it's been there on season five. So it's house a side London the coven Coming I show up because I was like, yeah, whatever I didn't like all the twists and turns of the second season and I just can turn it into the craft So fuck off or say what's house a silent coven freak show hotel?
And then I think we all the way I didn't watch freak show if you've been a longtime listener I have issues with while you also just have issues with body gets more via I do suffer from bodies more via but like It's one of those where like either girl from like if I lost the hand But we still date now like I don't know like I could not fucking tell you things little data for I'd be okay with it You would there'd be a transition period. I like how uncomfortable you are right now like like fiddling with your clothes. I'm comfortable. Yeah, I don't know They said chase around with my little and flipper hand jokes.
I did really stop talking and you're gonna talk So once again, I will upsell audible unlimited. I've been a member for almost two years now And it's completely awesome like one free book a month for 15 bucks most of the books are like way more expensive than that Like I said, I totally totally absolutely love it. I love listening to audio books Like I said, that's the only reason I got him to the on your group chronicles I've listened to a lot of autobiographical books that I wait to the author will read it to me I'm really wanting to listen to his he's on sorries new book modern love and Mindy Kaling's new book And I haven't gotten there yet and I told you how much I absolutely loved like crazy love Tina Fey's book bossy pants Well, even um We should a book I love Felicia days book. I just thought it was edited badly The audio or the actual book well, I mean they're the same thing the audio was flawless the way the book was put together was sloppy Like I said, they should have edited differently.
They should never have ended on gamergate I'm like, hey, your book was awesome. Now. Let's end on this giant downer It's like she wrote an epilogue and stuck it on there and it's like hey, your book ended awesome now Let me depress everyone. We thought about that with the end of um more super gods where?
You got you got attacked on a little stuff about my take away from super gods Is I wish he'd waited five years to write it because I want to hear more of his take on modern super hero movies That was my take away from the mythology like I said, that was my take away from super gods was I wish he'd waited I mean don't get me wrong. I enjoy it. We're talking about that. He's just a fucking hilarious drug at all heavy It's much as he wants to think he's a punk.
He's a fucking heavy I can wait devils have a con on that one. You know what I mean? I mean that when he's talking about that crazy fucking experience he had when he traveled to other planes Well, he got he uh a lot of money on our chemo silo And our piece like I said, he wants to think he's a punk. He's a heavy.
I think he's a drug apple punk I think I think he's a punk deli solutions That's not a heavy those speaking of Batman comics real quick. It's coming up next month Jim Lee and Frank Miller doing the dark night three the master race You know, I mean the first book there's already like implied to be Harley Quinn with swatska nipples Actually, I really like the idea of Harley growing up and being a sexual does that make sense? She doesn't get a sexual She wants transsexual takes on the name Bruno, but she was so overly sexualized when she was younger I do like the idea that becoming a very second or third or fourth characteristic that she even deals with yeah Okay Sorry What have I said about Frank Miller you can get our story you can't get both so I'm interested to see what Jim Lee does Oh my god We get the best story with the most beautiful art well you say that but no you say that but They're in lines of the rub as they say because when you combine Jim Lee and Frank Miller you get all start Batman and Robin Don't get me wrong as much of a line as it is By the way you tell I got my degree in English because I've had like three shots and still said much more like I shouldn't admit how me shots. I'm not like I said no it had its points, but it's still all start back It's I like once again.
I'm gonna come back to this. Oh, there we're going. I didn't like other got there Actually, I have to tell you what a really hilarious. I won't say fight But he did debate that granted I had after this but that is the birth of the goddamn Batman Goddamn that movie all in any goddamn thing.
I don't want a damn one but goddamn Batman now if you wouldn't have said it It would have been awesome now if anyone of us would be like god damn Batman like that's tough like you can say that I'm in public So young and cocky and just Batman But uh, so I'll be interested in like what Lee's influence in is I'm sorry Lee's influence is in Dark Knight 3 because dark knight 2 or dark knight It was a princess again or returns to you whatever it was the dark returns No, then the second one's dark knight returns again is DK 2. Oh, yeah, and that's the one you guys can't see the face I mean, but that's the one where it's like you either get art or story because Gently had done it. You know what the prime example of you either get art or story is don't you? DK 2 spirit I'd have to look at the timing, but I think that might be after DK to get so much art You got such shitty story.
Well, the whimper is like it's such reverence for the will eisner like It's one of those things where it's such a beautiful film if you watched it with the sound off Unfortunately, I said toilets are always funny the drawback that is it because it's Frick miller coming at it from a way that he's comfortable with we'll say The day co-cogoes in city it's in city 300. Yeah, did you like the 300 thing with the hard way? Of course I did you want to tell you about the conversation? I have a friend please I've told you a few times about the app that I'm pretty fond of called wish It's just like the really cheap shopping app you get like basically circulation plus Asian goods for a fraction of the price No treasure that wish Tim can't believe Brian's not a big for this.
He's hilarious to say gone real rose so to speak So at some point wish recommended to me to basically buy these like adult sweatpants One sees and one of them was Batman and the other was Superman and you bought them in sets it too And I'm like hey Brandon should we buy these adults sweat one sees you can be Batman as long as I get to be night wing And he's like you wouldn't want to be Robin. I'm like nobody wants to be Robin. Everybody wants to be fucking night wing Tim Drake Robin's pretty bad. Nope.
Oh, so when you guys rub together sexually In the onesies nobody brought together sexually in those onesies But I prefer that it would be Batman Superman as opposed to Batman make me or Batman Robin. Oh do that man? I win sure there's Deviant art dedicated to that. Did you see that thing about Aladdin speaking of deviant art?
Where someone someone posted this exercise by side comparison of art of Aladdin with the Disney's Aladdin And it was like look like he's Middle Eastern at the beginning of the end of the movie He's white because he's like rich and he's whatever and Someone on my face. Someone on reddit. I don't want to know how they knew this I don't I'm glad they did said actually your first picture of him being like Middle Eastern I don't know the PC correct way Yeah, Persian was from the movie the second shot you have him as being white is Orcication is actually a cropped deviant art slash fiction picture where if it wasn't cropped He was getting blown by Gaston from doing the beast I've got now so So the out of the week Well, as he's done for the count, it's actually a what I'm saying don't mention it but go ahead. No, we knew he would be tired.
I'm just losing I'm not gonna wake him up for it. But I will say it's a game on both Android and iOS S iOS I looked up just make sure that was not Android as well called lane sliders. It's actually really neat You play like a character to unlock I think like up to 200 characters, but you basically swipe The world around you so your character is ecstatic, but you're moving the world around them that collect little Depending on your characters like I have an astronaut knee collects Arcyjin tanks. I've unlocked the RPG hero knee collectible exp tokens You know No, I will never play those Fall out I stopped playing that with like two days And I stopped playing it within two days because the time of the game keeps going even when you're not playing Which I understand is fair, but it puts me at a disadvantage if I don't check it for two days as I sometimes don't play a certain game for two days I'm bringing up land sliders just to show them the mechanics of the game online is I really Yeah, it's a hard way to explain so I'm gonna try to do this upside down while showing dev So I'm literally rotating the world around him.
I'm doing a bad job. I'm fine It just the mechanics of the game is like you kind of move your finger around Like you're literally rotating the ground beneath them your character say static, but you're moving the world Like you're the ground around them to collect things and dodge enemies like a Tyrannosaurus of a go stick or a turtle Desperately want the Tyrannosaurus shirt with him with the extender arms that says invincible underneath So a lot of talk about Tyrannosaurus is another befriended your co-worker Peter on Facebook it's a disaster T-Rex arms. I don't tell you these four It's just weird Especially in light of Jurassic world where they made the dumbest Rex so it's a T-Rex with like raptor arms So can I see each other I was drunk if it's in friendly at the time. No Peter's fine.
It's just it's just cuz I don't do social media I'd like to choose my interactions. Well, I mean I could be friending if I wanted to yes, but now it's gonna be a thing No, well, I mean he will go the podcast isn't popping up The third season started Not a fan. Did you watch it? Of course I've watched it.
Why? I'm sorry. She'll basically lost me like beginning of the second season like I was barely onto it the first season and they've yet to bring me back I'm sorry. I don't fucking like shields you you watch the third season premiere of course you're not grabbed at all I'm bored, but like no Simmons Simmons it like the weird obelisk world.
You're wondering where she is Another fact that they're like collecting in humans No It takes so long to get where it's going that I don't care. Hi welcome to we can yeah And not even joss Whedon shed we can I'm sorry? I don't fucking care. I wouldn't say the lesser we didn't but I mean you take You take way too long to get where you're going I would say I care about these characters, but then you kill them without fucking any type of merit or fucking regard and then don't really Well, it's not really talking about Trip trip died trying to save Daisy from I'm still pissed about trip.
I'll give you that you got Mac though Dude shotgun axe I'm like big an axe or shotgun or shotgun axe That was so mean as gets ridiculous, but you know, I'm really excited for this I'm gonna set it for the season being that it's gonna be less about Shield then it is gonna be about like the an humans and the secret warriors and actually does kind of work me a little bit she calls herself these I like I was gonna say I like that she's I Like that they've just come out and said it and that she's Daisy Johnson and I do like that Colson has a problem with it but nobody else does it's That makes you that makes me have feels like the fact that he's got a problem with it Like it's so adorable that he's gonna keep calling her sky whenever else calls her Daisy because that's how he knew her My father's made that she's okay with me called Daisy. Well, I mean she had to have eventually like accepted that she's Daisy Yeah, father's Mr. Hyde god damn monster, huh? Yeah, the comics is a literally monster He's misderified.
Nope. Nobody can see you doing done awkward face right there, buddy But you know I like that as opposed to the comics because you've never had a day to come out in the comics I like to think that a new direction that's not about shield and more about in humans and the secret warriors I'm gonna give this marvel's very very lazy way of building in humans towards doing it in humans. I don't think I know I know the rock gonna be in the humans who the rock playing the rock Johnson was a plan signed on to be in humans Who's he playing? Don't know after look it up.
Holy shit. He is he gonna be the first actor to cross DC a marvel? My voice and he's gonna be black Adam in The DC universe in the captain marvel or not to the marvel they call him. She's saying Nobody could see my hand yesterday, Timit The middle he's gonna be black Adam 80 a.m.
Not a Which by the way speaking of Adams, can we just appreciate that in the new flash for console? Sorry, I won't talk about flash. No, this was not flash based on the flash trailer Which I know flash comes out next week, which I'm sure we'll talk about well Yeah, that narrows coming out you see Adam smasher the big guy that they shoot with the rocket launcher or something And I don't know it might usually is and maybe I'll talk about it real quick And then you can kind of just do my sounding board on this one I'm itchy about their new villain. I'm itchy about the big bad on flashes into you know I really want to see what they're gonna do with zoom But I'm gonna see what they do with Jay.
I just I just want to see well here's my thing and this is gonna get also Seriously gonna make iris some kind of a vaguely vaguely relatable character that I don't want to punch directly in your stupid face She needs to stop being low slim. She needs to you know I mean she knows that he's a flash shows up Barry's a flash, but she needs to stop being though like oh Like he's here when you're not here type of fucking like You know Dr. Doom new fantastic for That might be the worst blogger ever I'm sorry. Um, he's the dr.
Duma of Paris Hilton Here's my thing is that Flat has their respective opposite J. Derek has rifle Barry Allen has professor zoom the reverse flash and Wally West has hunter Sullivan zoom is this the Wally West is this the Jeff Jeff Johns zoom Someone they already used up The Jeff Johns Wally West opposite number They already had that with Harrison being in the wheelchair and all that jazz and they Really got into the cosmic treadmill yet. So the question is who is zoom in how is it? Red Mill They don't take it through Basically don't get when you give a fuck that if she cared about it Well, and then they have you don't see a whole lot of Caitlin and Robbie I'm out like you don't have a lot of the firestorm But in the last The actual visual on her you the visual on her and his like, you know future running through the speed force The phrase like time whole then call the speed force No, it's what I said.
I've had too much coffee I'm channeling the speed force. Okay. Brush up against it start time travel Richards Really one of my few red shirts Poor poor pitiful you don't make it better Sanders having a rough year. Oh god.
He got arrested again for Choking out of girl Workout and now he's choking on his girlfriend. Well, this is hot off the heels of the whole like dr. Filthing like you need some fucking help He needs to not be in like an outpatient like he needs to be in an inpatient. He needs to I don't know I don't know and the thing is like he was doing so well for a while he was writing Buffy.
He wrote like three issues Sleeping there's not a so that's agreed He was on the uptick and then the whole dr. Filthing and then this now Come on Nicholas Brendan get it together So I only get it halfway through the second episode of heroes whole fucking see really that you're richer Yeah, I don't have any or the opinions to put on it till I see more you flip out when you saw the like Harris parentheses prime I think it's his hand cut off and goes Harris Preferences clone and that early on when they're like loading everyone on the plane. Oh my shirt also the character they have abducting Molly the trust fun girl when I hate her shoes do I hit her character? How do you feel about Zuck really by having powers all of a sudden I'm interested to see really going on that I still I will never ever ever ever buy him Having a child.
Thank you ever buy him having a child with that woman because they have exactly zero chemistry I don't get how still that the relationship is and what happened between them I will never buy her being his wife or ex-wife or ex-girlfriends ever wife her wife Exactly zero chemistry between them. Do you think the powers that he has her sudden or is out? In three he can't control them whatsoever and she's being a total who's about not wearing a rare steak I'd say said all right also super-coose, you know that they're gonna be here next week's that a Massioca hero Nakamura is Good probably he's been in the previews for a while. I know but it's not future hero.
It's like current hero, so why aren't you? We're always you for Richard's He says no, okay, uh, the corrections department. We're good mistakes. I made this week.
It's been a shitty week. I didn't bring enough I'm I actually haven't made any mistakes that I'm not gonna not talk about on damn They're in the bag. They're in the bag. So you're mistake was not looking at the bag I was actually more for joke than anything else because I told you what I wanted and you're like that's it Well, it was a small small small that's a direct book small small small makers were Ryan.
I was also a quick quote I guess my mistake I made this week was Could be big dick money bags and Failing miserably you find things when you say big dick money bags. It's like the worst scrooge McDuck ever Wait, what was the second purchase stock in oh Flint You know the you know the beard the one that mega duck wouldn't work for Megan wait, what was mega doc? You're talking about the robot with the one wheel Oh Make a duck is no one you're thinking mega I was in dark wing duck. All right.
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