I lost they are without the goddamn dryer a Word man we started it you can't just make it away from them. You and just like who's the Lord? The chat was like we need the board There's no board ungers not here the listeners don't even know we have a dry erase board and Kathy puts the whole show on it And then and then it's you know Showed it to the pervert podcast that room and it wasn't a while audience members will look over at it What's next but ungers not here so Kathy's like fuck it? I don't need to write no board and now there's mayhem and fucking chaos.
I don't know we know but even showed up they heard no board That's why they didn't show up not because we suck because there was no board to the pervert about a podcast audience Let's hear this are you guys ready to show? Let's do a show show show show show the following show is for mature audiences only listener discretion is advised And if you don't like it, please go fuck yourself One two three four do you feel your sex life is Hello and welcome to our dimly attended perverted podcast the show where we exported the adventures of the kinky lifestyle sex and So much awkward perversion recording live from the threshold level of love in North Hollywood, California in front of you and bunny And then I'm Kathy and I am Cal boogie and this is show one 22 well I mean literally Kathy, how are we gonna compete with leaf blower versus vagina? I don't think that that was an all-time low you can compete with it. That was so amazing That was the great.
Come on. I know I can see bunny's face. Ungers not here by the way pervert about cast listeners He had something that he blew us out for dick And so he's got friends from out of town Okay, whatever. I'm just gonna life.
We don't find going with your life We'll just Here on the right of our gas so bunny has graciously is now bunny hunger Bunny Baddie's bunny hunger bunny bunny bunny And then of course me was here in their handling the chatroom and it's just before but they're basically ignoring us They're in the chat with you and I boogie. It's literally just but you know, I got a good show We have a great topic and of course some awkward boogie things happening first off shout out to the legend who died the legend and died Yeah Oh God, it's just been a horrible couple days. Yeah, but the you mr. Playboy him So who the fuck is sad for that guy?
No, he had such a great life that he'd been just literally loving on amazing gorgeous ladies for like 50s 46 years with a lot a long time long for good time and then you went out in a puff of fucking smoke I think you just had one more old man orgasm and just literally just went Just want to just with a little grin on his face and see around bitches. Oh man I was it just a little dried old man come up like Obi-Wan People are stopping on the cloak That's a cloak robe whatever whatever don't start with me I hope this is gonna be a very not long show. I am so I like to know what the second thing is on the Potatina This is being people are like what the fuck because the chatroom is like what up it says boogies Oh, damn it. This was awkward boogies first mmm Ff Explained and if you listen doesn't know what that is if you don't know what mm ff means it is male male Female female so it's a force on with two many four some of two dudes and two chicks and I know it was and Was it was it Paul?
Yes, Kathy. It was Paul. You're a dick. You're plushy polar bear Kathy I was trying to have a build up here.
I'm just starting to act cynical like and you just ruined it I saw him and I'm like all and another dude come on it was a it was Paul and It was Paul the bear. I just told you You gave away the fucking whole gag. I was gonna drag it out Of course everyone knows I wouldn't fucking be with a dude Is your fucking Playa Me in the dark the final time This is what happens with you so is such a dead now so we're having you know It was you know, we had the squishy things thing and it was great fuck out. Yeah, whatever and like and so I'm making sweet sexy Love to the girls and yes, sexy on their hands and fucking knees on the purple room floor You know all romantic and stuff and there are stuffies around and and you know bunny was like I want to get another position in the header doggy style and she's all can I use Paul?
Because Paul was there and Paul is just a giant stuffed polar bear with black eyes that they can look like he's on That I rescued like literally is like a 20 pound bear, you know And so it literally though was awkward because she wanted to position herself a little bit better, you know So she you know and it worked, you know Paul helped so she put Paul under her and then I'm over doing a magic Did you dig touch Paul? I think I think we rubbed fur. I think my testi fur and Paul spur did rub and I'll tell you I don't care if it's a stuffed animal with no actual genitalia I was like that's a masculine energy in this fucking in the sex right here And I'm like going and she seemed to be really into it And you was really into it and I know they're like oh my god This is the closest dude where we're gonna get in a force him here, you know Then he's no Which is totally cool I'm Catholic. Yeah, he's wearing a trucker's cap.
Well, that's my how many licks does it take to get to the bottom? So you're fucking away touching Paul Yeah touching Paul rubbing fur with Paul and then you know bunny nuts and she has like this great orgasm Because apparently Paul put her in a good position. She's all can we bring Paul back and I'm like god Jesus So that's the closest to an MMF. Thanks for ruining the Actually guess now you literally see okay.
These are the dangers of not including your shit whatever it's good It was still it was still an awkward funny moment, but what's that is gonna be your new BFF? I have a new BFF Who the little little serious No, you bring that back. No, you bring that I want you know what I am I am going to I'm gonna put this out to our listeners. Oh cuz they're so Listen here people I need your help boogie and you and every other woman in this love lab have had that thing for what a year and a half the Leelow series to vibrator that we made an amazing video.
They should send us to they should cuz 300,000 views It's good for another one. Right. Come on. All right.
You guys have had it for You've been asking a bar referred to it fine. You guys have had it for over a year and a half What is it you're gonna have it is my turn and you're like already We're gonna have to come up with some kind of system two weeks on to it No, no fucker until I get my year and a half. We're not doing any trade-off yet. No, you just don't get it I get it and I'm gonna continue to get it.
I'm taking it you enjoy It was so lovely God damn it. I loved it. I used it three times over the weekend and I was like oh Leelow series vibrator You see you are promoting me low for like the 11th time They just need to send us another one they do because that thing was amazing I mean it's not that I I've always liked the way they feel they just don't really I can get myself off It's just like I don't know. They just do it myself the vibrator just kind of lessons it a little bit this thing I didn't have it on my clip.
What's going on your lady on the side or on like in between my lady but from under? Oh, okay So it's like it you feel it throughout your entire Yes, you just you feel it everywhere and it's by the way we have to call it a vulva Paper doll is gonna go up my fucking ass for She was right in telling you that's the correct term leaf blower versus vagina every fucking woman understands that the vagina is like a pronoun For all of the part she was a little sexually frustrated when she brought up she must have been Leave her alone, okay, so yes, I understand but you're not gonna say leaf blower versus vulva labia Majora labia menora hymen cervix uterus fucking clint you're just gonna say leaf blower versus vagina everyone will get it move on Why can't she just let it go? Oh, it's the two of you next type paper I need to come in so you can whatever she's dead to me. Oh, please So you use this yeah, so now how was your org?
No, I guess I'm very it took it was longer than normal Did have the rolling thing it did have the rolling thing and I I felt like if I really tried I could get myself I was second time which is unbelievably rare sure, but I didn't want to I just felt so good I was a creative explorers department because he was away for the weekend He's like coming you can have my apartment. I'm like oh and I get there on Friday and I just relax There's nobody around in his apartment is so quiet. He's got this huge California king bed and air conditioning I'm just having the time on the Saturday night my phone rings I'm on my way home all motherfucker Back to my own place give me a little clean the kitchen and get myself off one more time So you're gonna try the double orgasm thing cuz I swear to God I am the head it's now we've done a lot of this here in the left lap and it really is it's it one thing to try I'm not telling you how to try I'm just giving you options that that's have worked here If you back off allow just for like maybe a 20 second refractory period and then slowly kind of put it back in I noticed that But honestly, it was just I was kind of tired and I wanted to just yeah, I'm doing So it was good. It was not really unlike any vibrator.
I'd ever used it was like a regular vibrator It's focused in one area It's and it's right there But this it feels like it's like the difference between having an overhead light where you know the light is coming from It's emanating from that one spot sure versus those rocks where you've seen where the light comes from within Vibration is through your entire vagina. It's you don't feel like Concentrated one place I did not have well that's because the whole that I mean if you see the way it's shaped have you got it get a couple Condoms put the whole thing in there and put it inside your boy I'm just telling you look at you look at me you look at literally slobbering on her laptop Thinking about when it's inside Because what I mean one of the things we've done is we put it because obviously it's not flared So you don't want to put things inside of yourself that you can't retrieve trip to the ER So if you put it in a couple condoms, so the ends are out so you have something to hold on to you I'm afraid of that frankly. I really can put it inside. Okay, and then you know the last thing I want is to call somebody in and go I got a birth.
I got a birth a little bit my legs you go in going I'm going I'm good at digging you just don't wait You don't let them think because if they think they'll clench so you just kind of go oh shit like a condom comes off You just I just oh shit oh shit What is this after for care what like shit like bam? It's done because we say hold still there's something inside of you What do you do? Just one donkey punch Going in I think we need to check in with bunny younger Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny How are you doing? Good, how are you doing?
I'm doing pretty good you you guys in there moderating that their preferred podcast chat room Yes, we are We have been talking almost the whole time about camping Sure But a lot of people in the chat room. It looks like a going kinky camping nice a lot of that Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be Jesus Christ. That's all you just tell them boogie and buddy said all you have a great time I can't dream in because she said they have glow in the dark paints What I'm gonna I'll go in eBay and spend the eight bucks and get you glow in the dark paint We have we can do it. You don't have to camp.
You don't have to suffer remember your vacation. I know remember the desert bunny I know it was a key remember Don't go is there any so that's it they're pretty much just talking about that yes Can you ask him about you know like you know sex fantasies with a camel or something kind of spike it up a little bit? Okay, okay, thanks perfect. She's okay And we'll get back to that got to get you can't write all types on fat life They were in the field of home is a big delight Thing or the people huh?
There's people can take a dick in the people I've heard the dick in the peal story I heard the people will haunt me never never that's that was when I heard about that I'm like you have now said something I never considered just never just why would you consider? Well goddamn yay adventure okay, Mm F with a stuffed bear with Paul and his furry scrotos gross Gross you couldn't have grabbed one of the female stuff. I can't believe I guess I'm sick. You did you're all who and then I'm like Oh god damn you fuck it up.
So what's going on? Okay? This is gonna be one of those posts All right, this is by dr. Eaves and she wrote a post on fat life called there's no such thing as solo poly Well duh She says you can decide you have a set of principles or rules or best practices You get to decide in your poly if your practice is hierarchical or communal when your metamores need how many sleep overnight?
How much communication I've made loose sketches about myself little pieces of inside about who I am but nothing about who you are What you need or what you're willing to give because I know that I can't decide things for another human being that each person Gets to choose for themselves because every relationship is a negotiation in the good ones You and I adjust our own world so we can make room for each other. Okay. Okay. No, no, no, it's a good post You left out a lot of the stuff that that stuck out of me I don't think there's anything really about that I think we all understand we talk about on the show endlessly that yes every relationship is about negotiation and understanding what's in it for each person And that's part of a successful relationship is to understand What their needs are and incorporate that into your dual or poly or whatever relationship not just poly So I absolutely agree in that and once again, I don't know this person I don't know the poster so I don't know what point of view she's coming from I don't know if this is after exiting a relationship She had talked about you know how she had written a manifesto in the past and then all of a sudden you come You know and use these are my standards.
This is what I'm gonna do and then she used the word compromise a lot Yes, and I take Are you having a fit? I take a lot of issue with the word compromise once again not knowing what she meant about compromise So that's not important she had her post I think a lot of it was but I really wanted to talk about compromise because I call bullshit on the Compromise thing because I have had so many miserable experiences and I've seen so many codependent miserable relationships that That say oh you have to compromise in every relationship And if you're talking about things like hey this person you want to do something they have a hard limit You can't do okay I'm not talking about that where you go for dinner sure you compromise tonight We'll get Mexican food tomorrow night. We get Chinese those types of compromise you don't have an issue with it I don't know I do have an issue with compromise. We just said when you go to dinner But that's that's just normal you know petty what are we gonna do tonight stuff some compromise you label petty when or not petty in a negative Way, but just simple and those are those are all parts of a relationship However, there are people that don't want to make those decisions And that's why there are some submissives or slaves that literally want the dominant master to make all the choices about dinner and stuff like that And that doesn't belittle them.
That's just the dynamic that they seek But what I'm really talking about is the word compromise in regards to things you desire things you feel you need things you feel you want And how you identify yourself and I have a lot of experience in compromise You just name some pretty serious I have a lot of serious issues And I know many many many people who have have had very miserable outcomes with the word compromise And she kind of put it in the way and this is the one that kind of hate how she meant it She meant it But what came off to me is you have your standards You have the things that you want This is the relationship that you see in your head and you meet that person that changes at all like you fall in love It came off like you fall in love with somebody and they have their own manifesto and it's different from your manifesto And now you got to compromise Now it's time to compromise And I take huge issue with that up until you get it as far as this But every time I have compromised who I am or who I want or who my desires are For somebody because I develop feelings for them I have been miserable. I have been suicidal. I have gone back to drinking It has been incredibly destructive for me There are certain things that you must not compromise Or you just have to understand they're not going to work Name some of those things again that you just said there What are these certain things that you think you shouldn't compromise? Well, everyone has their list Everyone has their list like if you're a strongly sexually active person To all of a sudden start being in a relationship with somebody who is not that sexual You are going to have a lot of problems and a lot of misery Come out of that And if you compromise that just to be with someone because you really you know You think you're not going to do any better Which is usually what compromise comes from Compromise comes from the fact that You know some people set their standards for a long time And I've heard it a billion times.
I've said it a billion times And they said well shit You know, I have these standards but I'm just not finding anyone So I guess I better lower my standards and change who I am Without ever considering that maybe I'm not putting in enough effort to myself So I can attract somebody at the caliber that I want Does that make sense? It does make sense And this is a great example of how as you said Dr. Eve writes this Post we have no idea where she's coming from And it hits you and I in completely opposite ways Because you hear compromise and that is a loaded word for you Because you having your past compromised at the most basic foundational level of who you are And found that it ruined your life Right because I want to Hey, we got a BIS Three years with a BIS Right and we can talk about this because everyone knows we're not together anymore Right A BIS is an amazing human being Fucking amazing We had a great relationship, we laughed, we had great sex together We had so many elements that were great together But we had different visions about what we wanted in our kind of future and poly So would you say that you both compromised? So we both she compromised probably a little bit more than I did But we both compromised and it wound up making it miserable Because she tried to be somebody and I tried to be somebody That we just it just it wasn't there So you feel that and you feel stupid and you're trying something and it's something that you really want And then now what happens is and what happens in so many relationships Is when you make those compromises those kind of key compromises Which to some may seem very small But to you it's very important Now all of a sudden you start resenting the other person for not being what you need Or what you feel you need and I've seen that a million times Well and I actually understand that of course Why wouldn't I?
But where I'm coming from my point of view is I have spent a great deal of my life Standing firm so firm on my principles and my ideals That it has in my opinion negatively altered the course of my life Because I was so um I don't know how to put it but so locked into the notion that You're not going to sway me from this at all So much so that I never even gave it any thought And I believe had I not done that so much my life would have been very different Right now I have a friend who's very dear to me And she's very young She has not had sex yet Because she's holding out She believes that there is the person out there that she will be attracted to Who will also be attracted to her And it's going to be the perfect person And meanwhile the years keep ticking off and she hasn't had sex yet How was she? Uh I'm not going to say But she's young Oh she's young She's young Not teenage or young Right right right But um So I've seen the opposite I've seen what can happen when you are so unbelievably stubborn that you won't even look at it Because I actually agree with you There is a good level at which you can start compromising And there are certainly things in your life that you no one should compromise on Because they are the foundation of who you are It's just going to work And it will end up harming you It's just not going to work Yeah it won't be you and the other person will get hurt too So I believe that but I think that there is a level A flexibility More than a flexibility I think that it's important that we look within And really be honest with ourselves When you're looking at take these things one by one Let's look at this one How important is this to me? How much is it a part of who I really am? And more importantly what is it based on?
Is it based on my fear? Is it based on something pragmatic? Or is it based on something totally completely irrational? And will my mind change in the next 10 years in the next 20 years?
Well I hold on to this for the rest of my life Because some things are worth holding on to And never budging away from And some things aren't And I think the key is to look within And really ask yourself honestly Naked honesty Where does this one issue lie on this long spectrum? Something that can move or something that should never move I think a lot of people are terrified to take that look at themselves I am Which leads to my next thing Which is the personal responsibility on what you are about Because a lot of times and I started putting up a bunch of posts today Like if you want to attract someone amazing You better get off your ass and be amazing Start working on it Start facing those questions Because a lot of people have those standards Like I did You know and I said I made another one that says Gold bonds with gold poop bonds with poop Gold and poop do not bond well together It's just the next thing But it's true It's true in the sense that If I'm really not self-actualized and working on loving myself And working on having this relationship with myself And asking all those scary questions about my identity And who I am like you just described Very eloquently, why do I say? Thank you If I don't ask myself those questions And I don't grow and become that amazing person Why the hell would I expect someone amazing to be attracted to me? Unless they were codependent Which then makes them not amazing Or a nurse mentality That wants to try to fix somebody Which is also not positive My job is to face myself And become such a person That I will attract A higher caliber of individuals Somebody that matches more of my desires But I can't do that sitting on my ass And just expecting that See that's what I think a lot of people do That's what I used to do Is I would just sit there And like wait for some magical amazing woman To just drop out of the sky And say here I am to be amazing Oh waste your life away Playing video games guy Sure Somebody will love you Let me suck your dick while you play your games It can happen It can totally happen Not gonna never happen So Sometimes you have to Because when you get to that point Where you're like God I gotta lower my standards No you actually don't Maybe you just need to up your own personal game on yourself And then you will be able to Because sometimes you can't even see That flexibility in front of you Because you're so wrapped up in your own shit Sometimes when you've done that work on yourself Now all of a sudden you can see the individuals Like I've seen you do Cathy You know to where All of a sudden you've done some self work You look at yourself a little bit more And now you have people in your life Creative Explorer is a pretty fucking cool dude Yeah he is And you guys have things That you have worked through They aren't deal breakers They aren't things that are gonna lead you to misery Or resentment towards another person Because you really secretly hope they'll change after a while So you'll kind of go along with the program And hope that they change Wouldn't that be awful?
I mean I'm with Creative Explorer Because I know that if I work on him long enough He'll marry you sooner He'll marry you and give you a little creative baby We'll just pop that Creative baby Pop that goop in you That'll come a little fucking nerd genius guy Sure I'm going through menopause And he doesn't come with me Doesn't matter But doesn't matter We can overcome all of that All of that love Love what I've got every The thing I also wrote down Was a lot of people get suckered into that line And this is where I loosely paraphrased what she wrote What I interpreted Was that You know what I'll change this once you fall in love Oh yeah And that is the most dangerous destructive oxytocin bullshit That I have ever ruined my life over If you build your love and confidence for yourself You will be able to see past those feelings And have more honest conversations with yourself If you are insecure and fear-based I talked to somebody the other day that's like You know what I really feel more validated When I'm around someone that validates me And I go that's codependent That's codependency You have to have something about yourself That you are able to have that relationship with yourself Apart from anybody else And those are the types of things that I did And now look I have amazing people Mew and I Bunny and I We don't compromise We really don't compromise on the thing Maybe they compromise a little more than I do Just a smidge Smidge You just did the little smidge thing That's right Let Daddy soapbox pumpkin You know I buy you candy I'll get the lead low back Don't worry I'll get it back Nah Nah Hey Hey Click, click, mine Mine We're so easily distracted We are Fucking finding Nemo No but you know what you're right when you say We don't know who Dr. Eaves is She might be Order the magnitude smarter and more mature than you and I And she's got a pretty good level of where she compromises And where she doesn't No idea where she's coming from But it's clear that it hit you and I Both in different ways Very different We had different experiences I just want to see people I mean I can only speak for my experience And I'm only an expert in my own experience I know I play like I'm the expert of the world Which I am from my own point of view Maybe you're smarter and better than me From my view of the world I'm pretty goddamn cool So go ahead and smoke me with some facts But the evidence that I have in my life Is that If you allow your feelings to say well I guess Especially in poly when you're dealing with like jealousy issues Or things that you're just maybe not ready for At certain levels But the other person wants it And you're all wrapped up in your bonded feelings with them And you know That's just a bear trap That we have heard over and over Over-rune poly relationship after poly relationship And some people just are not ready For any relationship Well that's true I mean if you're somebody who doesn't Like if you're monogamous And you fall in love with some Or monogamish Yeah you fall in love with someone who's poly And you say well I'll compromise that I can pretty much guarantee This is not good at work Every now and again it works out And maybe you'll find out that you like that lifestyle And some people have had the majority of people If you're in that position You're gonna have a bad time with it Oh yeah absolutely This was good It's a good topic So it's good I like this It should have been like 80 people here I have a feeling there'd have been 80 people here Half of them would have been naked women And you would have been so distracted That you would not be focusing on this conversation This is why whenever it's just you and I And the rest Whenever they're naked women I'm like oh I know what kind of show this is gonna be I'm all came to get a guest host Can we get someone to sit in that chair? Don't you have enough Naked women in your life You have to purr for the hour and ten minutes That we're doing that podcast It's different Kathy, it's different Because when it's the podcast I know that at least a portion of the women Here some of them are exhibitionists And they love it and it's playful But I also know that some of it Is my lovers knowing that it's A show that I work so hard on And that it's kind of like my little rock snare moment That you know they get naked And it's the show And we've waited our whole lives for the show And they get naked But why is she laughing at me? Why is she for me?
You're just an exhibitionist Yeah she's purving on the naked women too But she's not on the show with a mic You are What is that? Because I totally lose you There goes Boogie I'm so much of the time I bet the listeners don't realize this But if there's a naked woman there You're gone I'm talking to the wall And I'm pretending that you're listening When in reality you haven't heard of it At least in your mind you know that I've stopped talking And you'll get back on the mic Yeah I totally agree with you Yeah I don't think it's that bad Oh yes it is Okay when there was 12 naked boobs Okay that's a little tough to compete with Kathy Don't you know any stimulating Half of those naked boobs We're staying here after the show You could have purved on and done Kathy I know I just don't get it You gotta live in the moment sometimes you know Because you know it just any You know we just know it any time I know I'm just playing it all out But I know any time is gonna be knitted in here You're gonna I don't want to lay on the ground and be like Ah shit I'm gonna dip my boobs I don't think You're going out in a puff of smoke like you I got a little catching up to do Nobody feels sorry Like oh you died at 91 You fucked 11 million fucking awesome women But this has been a weird week A lot of bad stuff for now I don't rah Talk petty man Talk petty I'm gonna put a little bit Full through 15 million people in Vegas Jesus fucking Christ Ah well thanks for bringing us down Hey let's go on I was going puff of smoke In a smoking jacket Smoke and puff now we're all fucking Jesus They're burning in the ill box We're here to entertain people Kathy No more bummer stuff Oh for crying Let's be shallow in the middle Okay well you'll like this one Because this, do you remember Geek Girl She wrote to us And it was her and I'm pretty sure it was her husband Or just her boyfriend But it was her partner There's so many geek everything Oh Geek Girl is cute We like to name and everything Okay she said how do we go about learning the safe way To do things that was her question Because they had no community in there Okay okay I remember So she wrote to us and gave us a little update Which I thought was kind of cool To tell us how they had progressed So she says Since I sent him a question We have both joined FET Life And found that we do in fact have a bit of a community in our area We plan on going to a few lunches We've watched Boogie's videos We found a shop nearby With an amazing supply of kink It's been a very eye-opening experience That has brought us closer together We enjoy listening to PP And are slowly working our way into the community And into a deeper connection with Kink Thank you so much for being a fantastic source of information And please keep doing what you do best That was nice That was nice I like hearing updates I mean They write in we do our some fucking advice And then we never know what happens So when someone writes in And goes you know you're right and it worked out well I just like they found a community I hate that's great Little community is better than no community at all Unless there are a bunch of douchebags In that little community and you can't escape Oh Jesus Don't mean to be away Wait a pepper the show was Didn't we just say try be more positive? Yeah it was dick wasn't it? I've heard stories Well that's where you get motivated and you start your own community That's right your own private party And on perverted podcast There is a description on how to start your own munch And how to start your own party You know brought about by all of our experience And starting those things But hopefully you have a community Even if it's underground Even if it's small that people are respectful But look what she's not just stopping at local communities She's going to munch as she's going to you know Toy shops and They're getting involved in their relationship and their sexuality I mean that's everything that's our mission statement Is that we inspire people Or at least give them something to hang on to Which is sad because it's just us Okay what did we say positive?
Positive Okay Wow we really are bummed When there's no boobs and a room full of nobody Our default position is Our default nihilism Any of it is nihilism cynicism That's where we go Yay boob She knew that you needed positive So she showed your boobs See you're drooling This is what I mean Boogie happy Boogie's gone Boogie Boogie Boogie like boobs What? Nah Sometimes love is less than night I gotta make a new jingle for some fucking advice It's the same Everything else Wait a minute What should we check in with the chat room? What's going on with? Normally with hunger BONNIE BONNIE BONNIE BONNIE BONN What?
Anything going on buddy? Bunny Oh no what? Got a smug look on her face What did I do? You showed me boobs?
Everything was good You're gorgeous? They were laughing amongst themselves What's going on with them? Why? What happened?
What I do? No we talked about fantasies What kind of fantasies? Well, Mew shared one about uh, stranger coming into her tent and holding a name up to her throat and raping her That's so nice That's such a nice fantasy With sugar and flowers Maybe some, you know, compliments about your hair shampoo smell What the hell? Mew's a little pervert What?
I told you I waited I waited I upped my game and now I have amazing people That are just like- The result of you upping your game I put an eye on Mew the other day Uh, I have a question What the hell is on Mew's feet? Have you seen- Are those your socks with bowls in them? That is disgusting Give her some good socks to wear No, it's actually kind of cute Her whole foot is coming out of one hole in my sock No, um, I didn't even talk- I didn't even put it on the not board We didn't put it on the not white board The most amazing part of the weekend Was this was- Did we talk about the squishy things video? Yes we did So that happened And it was insane And amazing at the same time Kathy's grossed out So now I'm just gonna look at Mew and- Lips are fucking- And uh, Cause Kathy is not into any type of food player squishing or anything like that We had- We had Mew We had Bunny We had Earl the girl And we had Oni And then one dorky fucking idiot Walking around Would that be you?
That was me Uh, and we had two kitty pools Set side by side in the patio of threshold Yes it still smells a little like cake Um, I'll be bleaching that a little bit It was insane And then uh, uh, my Samsung Gear 360 camera In the middle to do a 3D video Uh, 360 video of- Or song squishy things Which is now done And we had probably 30 something boxes Of pancake and cake mix Nice all of this We had um, like 10 giant bags of spaghetti That we all cooked We dyed them different colors Because if you put food color, A lot of food color in the pot When you start to make the spaghetti It will absorb the color You can make any color you want We add bright orange and reds and blues Food coloring, right? Food coloring, just regular food coloring And it's great way to get your kids If you got kids and they won't eat You know, you can just make it green And call it alien toxic spaghetti It's the type of stuff I used to do When I work with kids Um, you make cookies You know people love their own colors Especially little's and kids Um, so 120 something cupcakes Just like, we were ready So I understand, what do they do? Smash them, sit on them, what? Yes, all of that We did a spaghetti scene Just a spig- And a gallon of oil A gallon of vegetable oil Which was incredibly squishy Bunny is out of all of us The most squish focus Like literally her whole life Like we did all day We did an hour and a half of spaghetti You know, getting it all- Just it was two days of cooking and preparing And then we did like an hour of the spaghetti And all the different scenes And then squishing it on each other Throwing it and whatever We had tarps and everything And then we broke everything down Rinsed them off Got all the spaghetti out Kind of cleaned the pools And then got ready for the next scene Which was going to be the cake mix And then the finale was the cupcake war At the end and more wrestling And everything's kind of in or whatever And so then after- So you figure with that After those two scenes Which were insane You'll see the video You won't see the video Um, but it is insane Bunny Which I knew was going to happen Was like, can we please put This giant bowl of spaghetti And these cupcakes And this batter To the side So after they are done Because they got burnt The other three girls were like Okay That was about as squished as I can take Got them The process of cleaning up was amazing I hosed them all off And then he stripped down And it was amazing Uh, and then they all got in the shower And started scrubbing each other And then Bunny just had her I brought out her stuff And the look I have never seen joy and bliss On someone's face Like a grown woman Literally floating away She just literally scraped all this sludge Into one pile About the size of her body Three inches thick and then just would Jump on it and splatter it And every time she was like Hey, hey, hey Just like a maniacal insane person And just gave her that And she stayed in there for another It was amazing to watch As a daddy it was so happy The rest of her sleeping in the couch The little fucking shit, dude We're done It was the down daddy Just Jesus Christ But everyone were bathing caps and stuff Because we know the pancake mix Will clump your hair and it's horrible So it was relatively smooth But it was just Literally hours and hours of cleanup And hosing and you know Whatever to get the thing And it's no wonder I come in And you're all my back is killing me I wonder why Yeah, it was Well, then I of course had a bunch of Girls there that Needed a fucking Needed daddy love That's rad Paul wasn't jumping in on this shit Motherfucker That fuzzy motherfucker had his time You should turn him around Why is he still staring at us?
Staring me down going Come on, bud You know you liked it You know you liked it You know you're gonna fuck me in my Polar Bear pewter hole after everyone No, I am not Paul He's talking to you Bunny's just giggling Wow, I'd like to watch that Just like So here's the end So when you gonna upload this thing This thing is By the time they hear the show Before I upload the show at five in the morning I will be up at four in the morning The video is finished It's edited A lot of people get really cringy At food wasting You know like eating contestants Which I do Epistes me off I'm like you need to eat 90 hot dogs There's hungry people in the world So to balance that out We donated an equal amount of the Money that I spent on the food We donated to two food bank charities One in the UK, Trussel, Trust Dot org And they supply food banks all over the UK And then Feeding America Which is another same thing Like a big food bank And I looked online And looked at their ratings And they both had really good ratings Of not being crappy and corrupt and stuff So if you see the video You'll see the links on there Please go check out those charities yourself Investigate them Make sure there's something That you're into And then maybe donate You know because it is We waste food and there's people that are hungry And you show this video And it kind of looks like You know fat You know greedy Americans kind of thing So that was how we balanced it out And it's kind of cool But that video is going to be out And I need people We worked so hard on this video Oh my god It was like three months in the making Play the pitty card Please please Proverted podcast go to YouTube Go to our provert You can either see it on zuaban.com Which is obviously our little band website And you can see it on the Proverted podcast Website, provertedpodcast.com You can go to our Proverted podcast YouTube channel And then eventually it'll be on our zombie unicorn apocalypse Channel as well Please go see and like and share this video It was a lot of fun And Can't believe you forgot to put that in Potato Man I didn't but it was It was an I don't want to do it again The next video we do Is just going to be Unger as a sad clown walking behind us One shot on railroad tracks Bucket, black and white emo Don't care Don't care Don 2D None of this 3D figure out I have a gun in my room And Don She can get Done Scott You just don't get it It is such an old reference I can ask in powers Okay so something like that I was just trying to say Yeah yeah some fucking advice Okay go I feel bad like I should play the jingle You did like two and a half times already I wish I had a fast version of it Sometimes I was like Sometimes I was like Okay go Okay the bunch of conversion Southern bookworm wrote to us Oh I like this one Yes she says I recently started dating someone who is considering me for coloring Congratulations Very much so I understand how special and important this is And I feel extremely honored to be in this position But I wanted to know if you guys had an episode on coloring So that I'm not forgetting any detail Yes Okay Then you're screwed Because we don't know what it is We've had a lot of people I think last is the last one to attempt the show bible And pretty much people do it for And it's like Sounds like a great idea Sounds like an amazingly easy 122 hours to listen to the show again And so we got a few of them And I don't know what the scene is I think he started working back But we've had like 11 people say I'm gonna do this And they just it's just you know Sitting down you got to take notes about each show And then put it in order And then we would have it But we don't But we don't I wrote your back them all Ah no We're not that professional So one day will be a real show Kathy One day we may have a bookie One day but we have talked a little bit about coloring As far as every detail Not gonna be from Kathy and I Our experience I have negotiated with people I had a disastrous Where I was gonna Let's not talk about bookies Fuck ups that was an awkward yeah She wrote her excited the contract That was the next girlfriend And then I wrote kind of You know my like rebuttal Like hey we're gonna have a conversation about this But it all came out wrong And then it turned into this whole thing And consideration kind of Just didn't happen after that So I don't have any personal experience on coloring In so much as the master slave type Commoner, Domino, submissive coloring Where you are taking ownership of someone There's a ceremony It is very similar To kind of a marriage agreement I mean it's not legally binding But it is something It's a specific type of relationship That you give up ownership of yourself To another person Obviously within legal reasons So I've never done that I don't think Kathy you've never done anything Like I have you I'm colored Are you colored colored? Did you guys have a ceremony? What do you know? This is what okay This is a perfect example Because you can be colored And not have a ceremony Right That you really don't They don't go hand in hand So coloring is pretty much Whatever you make it to be There are some people who are so strict about it Because that's the protocol that works for them It's non-negotiable And here are the rules And I'm not going to let you do your own thing And these are my rules and that's the way it is And there's going to be a whole ceremony And we're going to invite everybody along And I have actually been to coloring ceremonies Here at the club A lot of protocol involved But then there's others who don't There are others who have very loose rules Or they compromise Or they will negotiate with each other And decide and then once those points are decided on Then they move forward with it And then there are people who play with colors As just a toy Or just something that is that scene only I do a lot of that with the girls Yeah For us I don't know that we've ever even used the term coloring It's just that I know that color means It has a very specific reason for him And locking the collar in particular So see this is exactly what I'm talking about Everybody is different But I didn't know this about him So as we start talking He starts telling me the importance of it to him In the beginning I was like Oh no fucking way You're going to lock that thing around me Because I panic very easily And that would freak me the fuck out But the more I trusted him in other areas The more I found that panic easing A great deal It was not something that I thought would ever happen But I trust it's an amazing thing So for us it's grown Until the point where he actually bought me my own collar Yeah what is that noise?
I don't know It's like a Some weird don't worry about it Is the air conditioner taking a poop? Okay so I don't have My experience with coloring is simply my experience with coloring So I would more than likely give the advice to her That I would give to her for any aspect of kink Think about what you're doing Go over it Make sure that you want to agree to it Make sure that you trust that person Make sure that you know it might change over time And then it's not going to be exactly what you think it's going to be And you have to be flexible enough To go with the flow Because it tries you might You're not going to make it do something that it's not going to do Right And so I don't see it as anything different than it Like if someone said we're going to start Trying humiliation play You know we would probably go through the same list of things Communicate Discuss with each other what it means Discuss what you're going to do when it doesn't go right When all your plans go out the window And you don't want the entire coloring thing to go out the window So you need to sit down And go over what worked and what didn't work It means something different to everybody I mean there are some people that you and I know Who or maybe you don't know them But I have met at other clubs Not necessarily here at Threshold Who the caller never comes off Right They have different callers Yeah Or they have a main or something Yeah exactly Yeah and it's the significance of that That piece of jewelry or that caller Or whatever it is that you have means It has for you So coloring can is a very vague No it's very personal And for that reason it's very subjective You start talking to anybody about the rope And you get 10 rope people in a room And they're all going to just wax on about the type that they use And the size and the color and everything And the floggers Oh my god some people go insane for floggers You and I just earlier were having the discussion about the whip But this whip I love But you just is not working for you And so callers I don't see is any different at all It's an important part of any relationship Whether it's just scene playing or whether it's for 24-7 And it's not perfect Yeah It doesn't it seems counterintuitive to think that Oh you're going to change as you go Because you may look at coloring It's that's That's the reason I'm going to get used to this And there is no negotiating It's a coloring I haven't ever found that to be true You have to tweak it as you go along Kind of The blue light is on honey Did you have a experience of coloring? No well yes I like collars Okay I like wearing collars But I've never You look cute No Thanks But I've never really I don't know thought about actually like coloring Like people if you like talk about it It's like something super important Sometimes and I've never seen it in that way I guess for me but I like wearing them and playing and stuff And just as a little connection thing I sure like putting collars on you But the light was on because Akatan would like to know If you can do a segment called leaf blower versus scrotum Shut up Kathy Paper doll to bake for that Gotta hate Well I suppose we could get Paul It's furry scrotum It's furry non-scrotum and blow it in I don't know how exciting that would be on there I got you look lower your shorts bend over And I'll take the leaf blower And just blow on your scrotum And they'll be like walking back and forth People will die Kathy You put 135 miles an hour past my fucking floor hangers People are gonna get injured and die I like mute I think you could you just imagine that 135 mile an hour fucking testicle in the face They already bruises their tits when I fuck them from behind I mean really do we need to get worse than that? You know Akatan that was funny No one girls like it when you're like your balls smack against their clit I love that Mine just go a little past They're like that Is that my spleen?
Don't exe- Can you punch I can foid me Oh my god I just made myself pass out I just hit myself in the chest with the balls Don't hit yourself in the chest Tarzan And that is our show Thank you Threshold for providing this perverted playground for us to record If you're in the Los Angeles or surrounding area If it's at Threshold Auto I'm going to find out about joining their Kinky Family Thank you to the both of you in the love lab tonight Thanks by in you And Aria thank you for donating to the show Even though you can't fight for shit We love you for it honey If you have questions comments or ideas Please email us at pervertedpodcast.gmail.com And visit pervertedpodcast.com And finally Terror may grip us in bad things come true And sometimes you'll feel like you're singing the blues But when all this is looming remember this view People will always fuck up worse than you Did you write that? All didn't write it No Okay and finally Oh my god Please go and check out our Squishy Things video And all the different places And help push this out to the world And this song is This is actually it's a comedy song It's a great song that came off the cow's hate people album That I wrote And it is called Cyberbully And it is pretty vicious towards our cyberbullier Trolls and shit like that So it's trolling the trolls which basically makes me a dick too But whatever It's a fucking song We will see you guys next week for show 123 And I think that means that the world's gonna end Or Jim Carrey's gonna come in And you know put Paul or something 23 There's something about 23 No clue what you're talking about Whatever we'll see you guys next week Woo! Ow! Check him out!
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