Whoa, what are we? What's the special one, isn't it? It's a special one, it's almost emotional, isn't it? How far are we from?
I don't know how you come from, it's your two or seven, obviously. Yeah, I've bought a ribbon for you. You can cut the ribbon into the same pub that you've been in for the last 20 episodes. You can cut it again.
Alright, I'm ready, ready, snip. Oh, it's confetti. Oh, that's... you know, still what confetti's here.
Oh, I know I've gone back. You're 20% of bursary. 20% of bursary. I was in the field, so it's happened 20%.
It's been a long journey, sometimes. We've done a lot of drinking to get him, mate. We've done a lot of drinking to get him, mate. You should be happy.
I am proud, mate. You've done a big effort as well, mate. Yeah, I've got... I can walk up walls now because I've taken the sticky floor.
It's a permanent feature to off the floor. Yeah, so I'm almost like... They call me the new Spider-Man. It's not the new Spider-Man, it's not the all-new Spider-Man.
It's just the new... I couldn't get the rights of Marvel. They went out there all-new. Because I'd like the all-new...
The all-new singing and dancing Spider-Man. Did you know about that? Well, they said my dance moves weren't what Spider-Man? I'd dance a bit in the cholery, seeing you dance a bit more like...
Leggy. Yeah, that's... Let's understand what we were doing. Yeah, I'd say that.
Well done, though. At least you are walking up walls now because that was your dream. If we go back and listen to time one, I think it was... I've got it on my notes here.
Three minutes and 21 seconds in. Yeah, quite early. That's when I said it. But you're very early, really.
Yeah, so... We've done it. There you go. You have to think of something else you can do in the next 20.
Or maybe start walking on your hands. So your hands are done. So you walk... So my body's horizontal.
My hands... That's a lot of course rope as well. I walk up a wall. Yeah, just with your hands.
Yeah. You got that core strength? Yeah, I can up a wall. Give me 20 episodes, man.
Give me 20 episodes. There you go. Maybe by that point you might have got... Maybe not the all, but maybe everything new Spider-Man.
Yeah. Well, the fairly new Spider-Man. Modularly new Spider-Man. Yeah.
And I'll take it. The modulately here and now Spider-Man. The mod... Yeah, the modulately here and now Spider-Man.
I can work with that, man. We'll see. So, 20 episodes. I can get that.
Oh, that's a unfortunate thing. So anyway, come on in. It's a good idea. We can get a big bit of cutting and then the confetti in here.
So, come in. Sit yourself down. Leave it at the bar, get back on in it. And once again, we've got a classic line up for you, Rosie.
We've got all the beers, you've got a gene mod. It's a vintage tavern, isn't it? It's a vintage tavern, isn't it? Yeah.
Going back to our old school, we're just like we did at the beginning. We've got all the hallmarks. We've got a sour. We've got an IPA.
We've got a little... I think it's a porter. I might be porter. We've definitely got a spout.
I'll come in with it as a porter or it was a porter or it was an hour. Here goes here, I knew it was. I knew it was. So you got all the treats that the ladies and gentlemen love.
So we might as well just get ready. Ready? Ready to jump in. So to start us off ladies and gentlemen, we've got the pastore times Pomona Island, Grande Jimmy, Cherry Cola Sour.
So let's get it. We've got a cheeky little bit like that for the man. I really like the can up. When you put that up on the turbo chat, they can up.
I'm excited. There was some good... Yeah, there was a tend at the park there. Obviously we've got a couple in there.
We've got a few. We've got a couple in there. That looks gorgeous. That looks...
That looks like a porter, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. That's dark, isn't it? It's dark, isn't it?
It's dark. Yeah, it's not like a coconut. Would you advise putting ice in any form of beer or sour me? I know it's a Coke gimmick, so it would look right if you had a few ice cubes in it.
That's better, maybe. But I'm not. It might be out there, it probably would have watered it down for you. What about fake ice cubes?
Perfect. Yeah, all day long. If you've got a fly on as well. So you always get...
Oh, I'm a... No, no, no, no. The first thing you put it into, you didn't notice. You see me?
You see me? Do you see me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's something, yeah.
Can you look at it? Is it? I don't really need to look at it. No, can you look at it?
Can you please look at it? What's for him? Look at the fly, anyway. Oh, oh, oh, oh, sh...
Oh, my goodness. Oh, you've got me there. You've got me there. We have some love.
We have some love. Get him out. Get him out. Wow, that is...
That's got a nose on it. That's pure Coke syrup on getting from that. Wow, that is... You wouldn't...
Wow, fuck me. You wouldn't know who would you? That is... That's intense.
Nice and sour though, mate. You know what I mean? That's got the sour backbone to it. But that's an interesting combo.
Yeah. I thought it might have been sweeter. I thought it might have been sweeter. I mean, I was in sour since I was getting any sour.
But in my mind, I thought maybe it's going to have that... Because Coke just fucking sugar in it. Yeah, but you think it's an office of Coke Zero? Yeah, yeah.
It's a Coke Zero sour. And it just pulled... It kind of reminds me of like a... Almost like a porter.
It's a sour that I had in... Oh, yeah. In the bottom of wine and it was a blueberry sour. And it was barrel aged.
And it's almost got that kind of... Yeah, that's right. There's a... There's a...
A deal behind it. Infused. It's proper powerful tasting. I don't know.
But it's a unique beer. And yeah, I think you could probably sink a few of them. So we've got a Cherry Cola Dark Sour. We don't have anything to say because we've got this dark.
We've got this dark sour. I've never had a dark sour. It's a chemical whatever you want to call it. But it's dark, we like it.
Made with Pomona Island fermented with a fresh sour mixed culture. Conditions on cherries and vanilla. To Pomona Island, they were the ones that you had that. Start wearing purple purple and your birthday tree.
Yeah, you know, who were to do an all-stars termitabbing. Might have to select them in it. Yeah, that's a hard one. That's a good one.
But it's also obviously in collaboration with Pastore. So Destiny is another brewery. You heard of them? I haven't before but we can probably check them out now.
Check them out. Go on to pastore.com. Or at all brewing. Brewing Co.
One of the... Pastore.brew.co.com. You'll find them. Again, see what we're doing to work for you now.
Ask Siri or your one, Alexa. Alexa, yeah, you'll be able to let it talk about. Yeah. I'll go back for another one.
I'm definitely getting that Coke more now. That first one, you know, is a bit like... I think you need your fucking palate to settle to it. But I'm further drinking.
I'm definitely picking up that coke-back fizz of coke-flavour to it. Yeah, it is almost like Coke flavoured sweet as well. Yeah, Coke cubes. Not too heavy on it.
But they dropped one in there. Would you allow that in the table to have a mate? If someone had a couple of coke cubes. Wait, you want to pop them in?
Yeah. Yeah, I'll then pop them in. I mean, just a... Just a...
And a tone-caught it. Yeah, I mean, I've got a little lad doing the fucking washing glasses. So, yeah, go for me if I can stick you with a bottle. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. You're not paying a coke, you just put it. Yeah, I do pay me.
I'm sure we did, dabs. Yeah, I do pay me. I'm sure we did, dabs. Yeah, me and me and me were all, uh...
How are we? We're fucking young. We're fucking 15, 16 drinking in the fucking pubs. We went through the same sort of things that we did when we decided to just make shit to go and see what happened.
And they used to have those like, machines where you put like 20 p an in spinning round and you'd get fucking jelly beans or fucking some other sort of sweet skittles and shit. We just thought we'd just start putting sweets in beer. Fucking horrible, I wouldn't recommend it, but... You give it a go, you've experienced it.
I think if you put some coke cubes in this, but we don't put like skittles in car, because it's fucking random. Skittles in car, yeah, that's how we'd wear some fucking yellow boomers. It's too much money and too much time and I'm done with it. And beer was like fucking £2, £1, £1, £2, £1, £2, £1.
I'm not putting like, even if I got Carly now, it's fucking £5, £9, £8, £9. No, no, you're going to cherish that, but try to anyway. So those little machines that used to be able to get the mini eggs out of them, whatever. I mean, how long are those things in there for?
That's one question. That's one question on the side. But do you remember, I don't know if you ever did it, but I used to do it. You could put a 5p in there or a penny, I can try to think what it was now.
A 5p or a penny and wrap it in like a chewing gum wrapper and it worked. I mean, it probably wrecked the machine. But it would work. It would work.
So yeah, I'm just getting pennies, you know, a pack of wibblies. Classic, classic, classic and just riding them in the machine. But I was getting pre-egged and it was more like a lot of beans, you know, like the liquorice beans. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jelly beans are good. We tried jelly beans and I'd go fucking, smell not fucking mule. That's a ginger beer and jelly beans. Yeah, I think a jelly bean.
And also, I feel like the jelly bean you've got a decent amount of jelly bean, whereas the eggs. You've got the mini eggs out of it. You didn't get many eggs out of it. You're crunchy, you're like, can't you?
You're doing 7th through. 3, I'm getting like 12 beans. Yeah, it really means you're laughing. It was a lot.
You had to go on. You had to wait for it, you had to catch it. But yeah, because you just, you're trying to fucking figure out. Fuck, fuck.
Oh, why? I'm going to smash them back to the other side. Fuck. It's made crunchy, quickie, too.
It's literally just a fucking block of butter. Yeah, almost like a frosted glaze around. It's like, it's that mold. Yeah, what were the chocolates that got to the air and gone funny?
Yeah, that's a white fill. Yeah, are you still eating? Of course it's too easy. It makes the wrap, but you are a bit, I bet I was mule.
Yeah, but it's one of those, if you're, you mummy or dad or whatever, gave you a 20p two-foot machine and you add the eggs. Yeah, I mean, it isn't, you know, it's not a bean to make, so obviously you go for beans every single time. Yeah, if it was up against a banana. It's like a skittle.
Yeah, like a skittle. Yeah, so I do, I would like to, I feel like chocolate at the moment, but I normally get fucking mugged off. I don't know if anyone would be able to get another 20p out of mummy. Yeah, I mean, I gave you 20p away.
Yeah. Yeah, but I chose the eggs. Yeah. If my actual own problem, son, you might have to wait for your dad to have a few more and then hold your hand out.
You might get five out of them. He starts chucking money. I'll have to add a few. End of the night.
Four quid. Well, it's chocolate, it gets some chumps. Yeah. It's chumps.
Oh, space faders. That's the choice. We can do it with 10s. Yeah, we can do it with 10p.
Don't throw fudge in there. Oh, my dead for the fudge. I had some fancy fudge. The landlady bought some for us, Vena cats and it's a fancy fudge.
Really fancy fudge. But I'm not a fudge man. I'm just not a fudge man. I could have a, I could like bite a slice of two millimetre slice off of a bit of fudge and eat that and enjoy it and let it melt your tongue.
Well, what a block of fudge. I just can't deal with it. It's too much for me. When it's like crumbly.
Yeah, it's good. It's good fudge, but it's just, it's too much. And it's some of the blocks. They're like that.
I can't eat a block of fudge that big. It's too sweet and intimidating. You can feel fudge, you can feel it in the tea. Yeah.
You can bite it and let it melt. But you would definitely, on your tea, will get a film on that hand. And they'd grit you on your tea. Yeah.
So it's like, you just need a slice. I think you just need a slice on buying it. You find a slice of fudge. I used a slice of fudge.
Would be how I'd sell a fancy fudge, mate. You know what I mean? You can just put it in a wiggly wrap. And then, yeah, got your little wiggly wrap.
That's it. Get something next. Awesome beans if they've got beans in. I imagine those things aren't anywhere anymore because they're like healthy, safe, whatever.
You might get in there and watch the Supermen, eh? Ah, it might be right. If you like that, wait for Supermen, you'll get fudge down there as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if you get some honeycomb instead, you know. I'll get new guys. No, no, no. No, no.
No, I've got definitely preferred. Yeah. I'd probably prefer a rock than fudge. Yeah, rock is good.
I mean, it's dangerous, isn't it? But Ross is a tea fudge. I go for my tea for the last night, but I always snuck in the kids' as a child. My tea fudge has held me.
I go for that rock. Every tooth. Yeah, you're too. You hear the noise.
You think it's the rock. Oh, you're fucking tea. I think it's hot. Yeah.
And the rock comes out whole and you're fucking, like, the Tom and Jerry way. You're fucking... Yeah. Yeah.
Good fucking deal with rock now, mate. And I said, are you moving rock? I like the mint rock, mate. Classic.
Yeah. Yeah. The pink rock. Yeah, with black.
I'd lock a little bit of green in there if I could somewhere. Oh, yeah. It's a little bit of green. In the inside, it says something in green.
Just say no, it's mint flavoured. It's got green on it. Yeah, that's it. I'd always confuse you.
You'd lock a mint on it. Same difference. With black pool, or morkum, or... Like regions.
That's quite long in it. Like regions to get. Yeah. They're fucking things they can do in modern technology, mate.
Anything that happens. It's a bit of a face-ban that's taken back nowadays, mate. Mm-hmm. Well, I tell you what, no, that was a really different drinking experience right there.
I've never had anything like that before. I could do... I'd do the regulation. I could do that every day, any day.
It's a cheeky in it. Yeah. It's a treat. It's almost a lot of the lines of the old Volkswagen, Volkswagen and go, motherfucker.
That's in every day's circulation. Yeah, you can't do that. If you just got one of them on a side, there'll be a day in a week that that would be the one you feel like needs to go in your mouth. You know, it just...
You'll want it. You'll want it. Yeah, you want it. Yeah.
And you see, it's definitely got that. It smells lovely. Yeah. But it's got the aftertaste to it as well.
Some fucking beautiful aftertaste. It's like a proper sort of... I guess that cherry vanilla sort of almost floaty type of aftertaste. That's a good one.
And we haven't even described a can-made a given. Yeah, let's get to the can. It is a 440 can. It's 5%.
So it's not a crazy one either. It's not crazy. It's a pretty good standard. We've got a little bear on the front.
He's got shades. He's got some like speedo pants on. They're woolen as well, mate. They're woolen.
He's got ice skates, gloves and a scarf on. Little green. He's just having a lovely day out with me. So we're saying he's a polar bear because he's in, you know, his own skin.
Maybe polar bear, only. He might be polar, you know. Oh yeah, I guess he's a polar bear's in coke, innit? No, there you go.
He's a day fucking, they would coat and they don't. They used to do anyway. They used to say it. They didn't need to try and say it anymore.
They made them. They made them. They made them. They made them.
They actually were on the fucking boy with me. Yeah, surely. Them and Father Christmas. He comes out of a year.
He was driving the fucking lollipop. He's driving the fucking lollipop. He's driving the lollipop. I think we get a lot of money out of this now.
I'm giving them a toys away. He's got a problem with my dog, my girl. He's done fucking bears. They're getting shit ton of money.
I bet you that scarf that he's wearing is probably too grand. That's a goochy thing. I ain't getting a cheap scarf, mate. Them fucking boots.
They're going to be a fucking money. They had made me. Yeah, those ice skates definitely had made. That's a couple of grand there as well.
They don't know that I'm a cheap lassie. He's fucking laughing. And probably those mitts. Again, he's probably from a dead seal.
He might kill himself, so fair play with him. He's going to eat it. I don't mind. Yeah, that's fine.
I'm going to kill the seal and just take the same gloves. Take the same gloves, obviously. Shut you back in the fucking scene and fuck off me. Oh, that's a good comment.
This season, Christmas, we've got a little bit of Christmas yet. Even though you've got a little Christmas tree coming up later. Shh, it's an Easter egg. It's an Easter egg.
And some Shrove's Tuesday pancakes on your way as well. I think now it's made up. It's just all the fucking holidays. Holidays are coming.
Anyway, I enjoy that one a lot. If you like a cheeky beer and you want a new experience, you like a sour, you like a barker beer. If you like a cheeky beer, definitely go and check it out. I think if we want to have a lovely idea, I'd be fine.
But then again, if you find anybody doing this cake, if you like Coke, essentially a Coke. You've got to get down. You can't just try a little bit. Get it down.
Buy yourself four of them. You've got to double-glove it before you can get a fucking ex-star. Sing the first one. Everything ready, your palate, it's just there, ready for you.
Obviously, put your fake eyes in there as well. Don't choke on it. Yeah, do me careful what's here. Maybe even...
Maybe put a Coca-Cola can on the side. Don't touch a Coca-Cola can, but it might just treat you. So you can look at it. You think, ooh, Coke.
But now I'm out for that one. I'm going to enjoy that one. I know that's a good one. So we are having to move on now.
Next up, we've got our... Get last way of the top chocolate glass. We've got Playbrew, the Hula Hula Hula, which is an Hawaiian punch-chopped lipier. Ooh, that sounds nice.
So we've got a 5% here again, 440 can. Again, a nice little... I just can't give me a kiss. I don't know who there.
If I saw that down on a supermarket aisle, beer aisle, that does stand out pink can, yellow-type with a green shade into it, a green shadow to it. It's a nice... What sort of out would you call that? A 60's kind of...
Yeah, it's a different... Because you see that one a time in it. What is that from a fucking TV show? Some sort of American TV show.
Yeah, that's ingrained that fucking... It's a definite 60's vibe to it. Yeah, the monkey's TV show might have been written in the same font as that. That sort of thing.
Oh, he's coming up. He's coming up. It's lively. It's lively.
Which is good. Well, he's just had a little cheeky slipper there, just to save the head on it. Just to check it was... Just see the ball.
For everybody. Yeah, it looks like a nice, lively head on it. Fizzing away. Oh.
It's a hazy. Yeah, you like this one, Jonny. Yeah, see, he's your nemesis. Lovely.
There we go. So tropical... Oh, no, yeah, tropical Hawaiian punch we got. Snails.
Snails. It smells like a sour. You know, it does smell like that classic. Crockles sour, snail.
Oh, yeah. Oh, that is a good fucking... Oh, that's a good fucking... Oh, that's a good fucking...
Oh, that's a good fucking... Oh, that's a good fucking... Oh, that rises. Yeah.
It's just a lovely... Yeah, exactly. And bongo, just a nice... just fruit-y array underneath there.
It's just every fruit you can think of. Yeah, that's a good fucking... It's a good one. Fruits, halleget down there.
It's in there, yeah. Oh, what have we got in there? Just Hawaiian punch tropical IPA. Ingredients, barley, oats, milk sugar, wheat hops, tropical fruit flavour, and yeast.
So it doesn't even say what the fruits are. It's tropical fruits. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, I mean, I get it.
It's tropical fruit. Yeah. We've teamed up our friends at Corripto Snack from Barcelona to bring you this juicy chocolate IPA. So it's another colab from a crypto snack.
We're not only a forward-thinking brewer, but also in other areas. Watch this space, enjoy this jujock it. Ooh, I'm not going to let it. I mean, a pack of themselves in the back a little bit.
WW crypto snack. Do you think crypto snack is snacks? Not like not booze. You think we sell crypto snack in them, so I'll never waste any of it.
Maybe we'll have lots of translation in them. Maybe play, maybe we're going to make some crisps. Maybe we're going to get some crisps coming on. That'd be nice.
Yeah, that'd be nice, yeah. With each beer. With each packet, case of beer, you get a couple of packs of crisps. You take that when you're holding on.
You're going to get some crisps. Dangerous, they're going to eat many, many crisps. You're going to eat many, many crisps. We expect back crisps a lot.
I haven't eaten crisps for quite a while because the job is I'll get crisps and I'll fucking eat a fucker. They're gone. Yeah, if you bought yourself a mochi pack of hoolies or something, mate. You know what?
You know what? Fuck it. They're gone. They're gone.
You know what I mean? What are you getting there? A couple of beef. Free beef, free, really salted and free.
But what else do you want? I'm going to go. They're gone. They're gone.
What do we do? I'm just trying to ask. I'm just going to stop myself and get to excited. I'm just starting with salted.
Just to get myself in there. Just to get myself in there. You get me a little fast, isn't you? Because I think, because I'm yearning for the vinegar, I think I go for a beef.
Yeah. Just to move it along. Like a table menu. Like a table menu.
Even though I'd probably say that the salted, you know, the salted is more like a sour. Really? You know what I mean? It gets you live.
Yeah, you're going to be better for last. Would I have a third or would I have another beef just to keep things round? I've got three beef. I've got three beef.
Free beef. Free beef. Oh my go back. Oh, oh my go back.
I'm going to have to ready salted. Let's sort of get three fat with your beef and then two salt vinegar. Is that what you're going for? Finish on the high?
Yeah, finish on the high. I'd like to, but if I had to discipline, I would, but I don't think I would. Yeah, you're going to have to make sure I just, I think I best, if I don't eat three of the salted straight away, I'm fucked. I think I need to eat straight of them.
Just eat three of them. Don't get them done. Just get them done that way fast. Eat them up as soon as you get over.
Go back and eat all three of them and one go. Well, Mom, can we just do it? Mom, why have we just do it? Don't worry, just do it.
Don't worry, Mom, why have you watched his or you'll be the same person. Just do it. Just do it. What did you try to say?
You know where you're fucking from. Yeah, just get them. Don't worry about it. Eat the fucking ooze, man.
Talk about a beer again. Just tell him what to fucking do. No, we're going to talk about more twists. You know what to do.
We're going to talk about more twists. You know what to do. We're going to go to the quick crunchies, right? Do you got the short, I'm saying that three smokey bacon, two tangy tomato and two washer sauce.
You're going to be free of each other. You don't know. Because that's why I say if I can stick that way. Because now I want some stuff.
So would you eat three fish? Yeah, I'm not. It's the fact that it's getting out of the way and done and does it. Not enjoying it.
I'm like, I can't fucking make two eggs with some. You mean Chris now? No, no, I'm just getting rid of these Chris. But they're Chris?
No. You're eating them. I'm not eating them. I'm not eating them.
Just getting rid of them. They're leaving them. They need them. I can't wait until you eat them.
Tanky Tom ones. Spicy Tom. Smells you to bite. I'll tell you what, I don't like a cheese and onion.
Who would who? I could do my cheese and onions. Do you know, I did a powder that fenches, they're more like the Pringle sort of style where they've got that kind of almost sour cream powder. Weird, so tell me on there.
I can do it for me, I'll go to the complete, oh, let's like do it. I wouldn't pick them out. I'd go for more barbecue or salt vinegar if I was gonna pick people one of those. I think again, what you don't know, I did say what people were.
I thought I was eating them. I was eating them, I just say it. I'm not a fan of them. They were there.
You didn't choose them first. No. What's the biggest difference? If there's a second, yeah.
If there's two pack of crisps, they're second. I'm eating them because they're there and they're crisp, but I would kick off with someone bought an opening there. The thing is, do you think you would eat as many hula hoops? If you got, you don't get big packs, you know the three o's?
Yeah. The big pack of the hula hoops, that's how you do it. No, when you do it you get those like, slightly bigger. There's slightly bigger.
They're slightly bigger. Like a brand like a parting bag. Oh yeah, but I'm talking about brand and shit man. You know how to do the jit legit?
Hula hoops, where did it be away from everyone? They did do do like those pub, like I guess they're trying to direct it to the same sort of saying the classic sensation size. Oh yeah, it was like a fat bag. Yeah, fat bag.
Fat bag. If you had the classic Doritos eyes bag, would you still finish all of them? If it was something like, I need the shit. Yeah, Doritos eyes bag, it's something like a hula hoops.
You know how you look at them as well? You need them all like popcorn. Yeah. The thing is, the smaller bag limits your hand getting inside so you can't actually claw it out.
But if you've got to be a hula hoops, yeah. Do you have to eat them like that? Yeah. I'm trying to watch this video.
It's like popcorn. People are eating two pieces at a time. It's like, yeah, you'll do that with a bunch of people. If you're in your own space.
Yeah, it's all set. Prime is down. You'll have a second. Yeah, I'm trying to just pick them up after.
Anything that drops down the land in your Christ, that's just for afters me. Yeah, if your floor's fairly clean, you know, like if you're carpeting his hair in it, yeah, maybe don't, you know, pick them wisely. Yeah. Don't just scoop them up.
Yeah. Yeah, you'll have to individually pick them up. And just don't claw it off the floor. The thing is though, you'd inspect the first couple.
Then you probably would kill it. Yeah, I'd have you like, there's nothing there. Well, the first two didn't have hairs on it, so... Chippy, the rest of me.
I'm sure I stopped. I've landed two. Straight in. Are you...