Two welcome H3 waters. This is your general fupish Maximus today I lead the charge alone my trusted lieutenant. Ela is home with our sick child. He's got the cold He's fine, you know, he's just having trouble breathing.
That sounds way worse. Yeah, that sounds way where I'm what I mean It's a little congested. He's having trouble breathing Yeah, as I said that I was like well, but this morning I'll tell you guys haven't lived until you're until you cling poop off the back of your nip babies neck It got so messy whoa this kid took such a huge shit It went all the way up his back even to the bottom of his neck dude. I was like damn dude It's like it's like puree broccoli dude with like I'm telling you this guy shit's like a monster, bro Yeah, good for him and and just like him.
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We've got a drummer and church who shreds like Satan And I don't know if this guy is a Satanist or what but he drums like fucking he made a pack with the devil You know I'm saying check this shit out Jesus oh shit, I'm feeling him hold on. Are you feeling Jesus not quite yet? Oh Bob. I just found God You think they ever rehearse Unclear What can you do?
Let's do now. Let's go. Look at this. Oh, not Shred oh, so someone pointed out I thought he's using a mallet on an electric kit Which as you know an electric kit.
Yeah, but he starts slamming on the electric kit with the mallet epic What he's doing like that a little drumming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like his band He's got the kid on middle saying Fuck yeah, he's off tempo too I love when it's so low up.
He's like packing up. He's like piece out there check another good. That was so metal All things are possible with God. That's right Watch again by the way Christian rock Christian rock man.
What's going on here? Yeah, it's like you can't you cannot You can't take a rock if you're Christian rocks about fuck, you know getting like HPV and getting like uncurable diseases and shit Amen to that that's right. That's right. You know better than anyone of course rock and roll is about getting hepatitis.
It's about trashing your Hotel room and it's most of definitely it's about losing God if I can say that Finding Keith Richard right now. Yeah, exactly. So I don't know it's like it's all I feel like Christian rock is almost like cultural appropriation in a weird way You know like come on. Yeah, who you getting?
Yeah, you're right Let's see But do you actually like I wonder if they were her something new that he was gonna come crushing out with this They knew yeah, so like though can you come down to like I know you're like into death metal. That's dope You know Christian death metal. We love that but just while we're playing in the church. Can you just tone it down a little bit?
He's like yeah, yeah, yeah, this is him toned down by the way. He's like yeah, I'll tone it down This is him down down He opens with the simple Like is there really been a cue like the tempo of the song doesn't change at all He opens crashes in with the symbol like God into your heart essentially so I just googled Christian death metal in a shockingly large amount Of bands popped up. So I guess it is a thing dude you can't You know, it's like I love death metal, but I'll just kind of make it about Christ. It's like brothers nothing death about Christ Well I've actually seen a Christian rock band like kind of death metal.
Yeah, did they rule? Yeah, they're called striper I mean, I wouldn't call them death metal, but they're actually pretty sick believe it Christ metal Christ. Yeah, they are pretty sick They were pretty sick striper. Oh striper.
I guess all things are possible with God I love when he comes in with it. It's a bitch backup my thumb shine Boom His legs are gone crazy on those bass notes the camera man's like let me get a little guy bad It's all drum pills like this no beats are it? When he does a fill or when he does a beat he does with a mallet like this dude has no chill For all do you ever you all right talk about savior. Let's hit a bitch back up.
It's time. Talk about God back to fuck up Dude, I love how that he's like perfectly positioned under the cross-field like this is where you get saved bitch Foot-based all right. I love how he backs up at the end. He's literally like piecing out Yeah, that's a good one.
Thank you. Thank you everybody for joining us today Shout out to that drummer wherever he is crushing it at a bar mitzvah probably like yeah, we need a drummer Do we call Keith? They're like fuck? anyone but Keith Okay, here's another one We've talked about ridiculous like branded ads here before I'm getting a little you know impatient with these brands who are trying to fucking hard to sell the product We watched a video recently on here.
Who was it who made you talk about Gillette Gillette? Right, it's like chill dude. You're making razor blades. Oh, yeah, they did a whole like me too like we need to get better It was the toxic masculinity one about about being a real man by using yeah, right right right right so So but that's a trend like woke advertising and it's a strange one and I'm not down with it The whole movement in general.
I'm just not down with with all these social media people trying to be brands trying to be cool like the kids I'm just not I find it offensive just tell me what you're selling and move on right? Here's razors. You need a fucking shave Gillette cool. Now.
Here's one that really blew me away Guess just get everybody have you guys seen this? I mean Dan. I know who you know but second-hand you know what this is for an ad for No clue. I actually peaked you peeked you some of it.
That's all right. It's your job Zach you try to guess what this is okay The title gives it away actually Dan so I wonder if there's a way So it does show it does show it kind of some of a gun let me try to rename it. Oh, I can't it's already uploaded freaking hell I got you I got you you do yeah, I can do it from my end you can put you on the screen no I can rename it Okay, god bless This is probably the most egregious one I've seen it refresh it just changed the name so you guys are in for a treat It's still the same name. Let me reopen it.
There you go. Is it a product or what still the same name? It's a brand. Okay You just make it full-screen but it shows it at the top rice You get you know you get now shows on top left So maybe if I cut it out, oh man, they're gonna see it All right guys close your eyes if you care close your fucking eyes for the next ten seconds act on look Everybody on close your fucking eyes all right Christ sick All right, keep your eyes closed.
It's still there you see it then Yeah, unfortunately keep your eyes closed. Okay. No, no you get don't move the mouse. Well, I'm trying to hold the Joe I gotta move the mouse Looking I'm not working.
All right. Take a full screen. There we go. They have a fine move the mouse thing.
You see it I just watch it's whole up ring the audio listeners It's just very sappy footage of a toddler having all kinds of spooky scary childhood experiences running the horses Playing on the playground climbing a tree. All right, who shows us? Oh my god. They went there.
You see that they really get all the details This kid's like spying on his sister changing or something So this kid is living his life. He's living his dream. It's so long too. It's really like Zach.
Do you have a guess right now? What is this? I mean probably so you keep moving the mouse though keep showing it exactly. Did you see the title?
It's Rojan condoms That would be fun. They like they go back in time to the point where his mom used his condom and then he doesn't even exist So this kid is like he's a skinhead. He shaves his head. He joined a Nazi militant sec.
He's arguing with his parents Now he's free. It's just it's like a little mini movie about this kid growing up very emotional He's crying. He's moving up. He's going to college.
It's all happening. It's culminated Fucking subway bitch. It's fucking subway motherfucking subway. What the fuck?
Yes What is the intent like what is the message? I don't even get it. They're just totally lost in translation every day That's the same question So he's adventurous is somebody supposed to be adventurous and sure to go bro your entire I mean essentially the saying his entire life led him to this moment everything. He's done everything He's been through in life as a child.
He's a sister changing. Why did that? The sister is fucking smoking to let me go back to Go back so he's born his mom raised him. He you know had a good childhood he peed outside In a drain he's out in the woods getting spooky.
Where's your where's your naked sister bro? Come on? He got to the fight man. Fuck life's tough and challenging.
He's shaving for the first time He caught himself damn. I think we missed it. Yeah, I think I missed it We really got a fun to make it system spooky darkness Horse it. What the fuck do you look like?
All right. I'm not finding it. It's can't be real But it's written girl. This is a real ad.
He's going to college Everything in his life has led him to this moment and now he can finally die happy It looks like he's gonna kill himself bro. Look at him in the mirror like yeah Like this is his final day on earth because once he finally lets that cardboard flavor cardboard hit his mouth He can finally die happy, but what does subway have to do with puberty like it's not about puberty bro It's about the journey. It's about the journey my dude. So the journey to go into a subway sandwich Yep, and he kills himself after this Fuck me, what were they thinking?
This is so bad. It's fucking pretty awful. It's so it's so upsetting It's so seen that like first of all they budgeted. I mean this is pretty high budget.
Yeah, you know And then there's obviously like a media company involved, so they brainstormed like there's a media company They had a bunch of meetings and they brainstormed this okay Then they pitched it to subway and they had a bunch of meetings and then they approved it And then they shot it and then they had the final they sent and they approved it So many people saw this and approved it You think the strategy is just let's just be as over the top and absurd as possible So people like us talk about it like is that is it that cynical because other one I can't think of any other reason why people Would think this is a good idea other than let's just be so weird and bizarre that people have to talk about it And now we're all saying subway, you know what I mean, you know what? What other strategy I mean what I don't think so I don't think so because It's just way too earnest I mean like there's other ways to do that you can be you could make a subway sandwich like they could have like a dude come out with The sandwich in his pants and then there's all these little kids running ground because my name's Jared Fogo And I prefer to eat fresh well I mean some ways already recovering from the full incident now they have to do with this shit Has this aired yet on TV? It's two minutes long. Who's gonna?
I don't know what their plan is for it, but anyway, he fresh my dudes When we did the the tier list I stood up for subway and they're making me regret that right now big time He's so stoked. He's like fuck me Paul and this is where he kills himself. That's the river he drowned him He's like fuck through my life is complete. I've done it all.
That's literally the lake you drowned in dude Look at him. Look at his knowing smile like damn my life is complete. I'm fucking to drown myself subway Do you want me and he's our master? He's like shit dude.
I'm gonna go fucking eat this and drown myself in this lake Subway fresh that young he fresh that young Um bro, it's just a sandwich and it's not even that good It literally he was said it best about subway every sandwich tastes the same like they have 30 different sandwiches And they all taste of the same I was not possible Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean it's not the best. I mean I I like subway a little bit more than you guys It's just why I stood up for it, but I don't know I like you they're embarrassing me now But there somehow they make their bread with like sawdust or something because it's just the bread is so weird Made with shoe leather or something like that, right? They actually gotten baby powder.
It's like a controversy I'm not leather There's a plastic or something dude it ended up being overblown, but yeah, there was there was like a whole thing where people freaking out About that Maybe there is something about when you walk into a subway like the very distinct smell right where you're like damn My life is complete. I'm gonna go drown myself exactly. Yeah, it tastes like all their sandwiches taste I mean smells like all their sandwiches taste Yeah, apparently they removed the chemical that I was talking about. What chemical was that?
It was called azo decarbonize. That's what I like my bread boy. It's subway. You fresh that young apparently It's a very common ingredient in breads nowadays, but for whatever reason oh it is Yeah, but people got upset because it's also extremely common material used in like shoe rubber I guess interesting.
Yeah, I love how people do that they go They did that to a liqueur like there's insect insect insecticide in it like oh, yeah, that's lemon juice or something like super Calm you and still get me shit about that all the time. I'm drinking my liqueur. Oh really? Yeah, I thought I we did like a whole episode about that man He's a liqueurator though.
He's a hater of many things. All right, let's move it on guys. There's this girl Bell I always say Bella, but I guess her name is Bell Right Bell Delphine who is a I mean, I want to say porn star. I guess she's a model cam girl She does her let me pull up a picture actually so funny of Dan trying to censor all these because they're so graphic This is the best we could do I did the normal blur and it was just so much like skin tone that even like fully blurred out It's like yeah, that's the one I could buy this swirly reminds me of that pedophile They caught where they like unswirled his head remember that.
Oh, yeah Swirly just reminds me of Kitty porn for some reason But that works for her because she does try to look as young as possible. That's kind of her thing She oh she disc grows been wearing braces for like 20 like 10 years She always wears braces to look as young as possible. I was thinking I think braces for hers like the grill version of you know Rapper's wear grills. I think that's like the grill version for a little anti-grills a little twitch.
Oh, she's got like old plated braces And she had like diamond-crested braces Sick anyway, she posted on Instagram and she said if this photo gets one million She's very popular by the way you guys probably seen her face. I actually confused her. She does this oh hey go What is that Dan? I've never sure how to pronounce it that you know crossing your eyes and sticking out your tongue and drooling drooling Let's not forget the drill since which I guess is from it's like a hint I think where she's enjoying it so much her eyes go across and drool now.
I have had sex and I have no I don't know if I'm doing Wrong, but I've never made a girl do that though. It's possible. I'm doing it. It's up again, dude.
She broke game But anyway, she's very popular I saw her doing all that cross eye tongue out thing and She's very popular girl of a master babe tool in the internet. I guess as I understand it Zach you were very taken by her wearing Wait, why this is the first I ever ever wait why did you bail? What do you mean? You are very I mean you're into her from from hearing about her.
Yeah, yeah Okay, because you were like because I walked in this morning I was like how about that Bell Delphina that shit's crazy, right? And Zach's like bro mom dick is basically my hand right now Didn't you say that I wouldn't go that far you're nervous because your girlfriend watches this and you don't want to say too much Yeah, yeah Because she has a patreon with different tiers that you can donate to yeah, would you do something like that? No, probably not her page not her page. So there is someone's page you would do it to no no no not patreon Oh, like what like a different type of adult site.
I mean, oh you would but you would pay for premium content her specifically Yeah, I mean sure if I had the money if you had the money It's a money Anyway, she so she doesn't do hardcore porn, but she does a lot of you know enough to get your your yeah But does she actually do pornography or is it just like an Instagram? I've had trouble finding I think she's she's super guarded about her content So I think she sells newts, but not I've seen girl or anything I don't think she how many people at home got their dicks out right now. I think she does girls shit. Oh, interesting I think she I think she gets weird a while, but she's never like taking a dick or anything like that right right now Is that what that premium snapchat for I think so back.
Yes, so also I noticed on her patreon Dude, I'm basically just doing an ad for her shit No, but I'm fascinated by her because I've seen her floating around so much and it's this really strange vertical in the internet where it's like She's got basically like these slaves on patreon and these ridiculous tier lists where people like if you donate a hundred dollars to our patreon She gives you her premium snapchat and one thing that confused me She says no screenshotting, but how does she enforce that is it show if you screenshot does it show the snapchat name? Yes Oh Blonk here Wow, that's interesting because because it is super hard to find her nudes I was trying for researching the show obviously late at night after he let go on to sleep. I was staying up late to do research And it's like super hard to find her nude So I was like how the fuck is she enforcing her? Her stuff's so good And I guess that's why all of her news are on snapchat and she freaking bans people that mess it up So there's like a whole infrastructure for doing this these days Anyway, so she's popular on Instagram She says if this photo gets one million likes I'll actually make a porn hub account this time officially the time has officially come Tag your friends and dad to help out Porn hub says this is the best news I've heard all year And it did it got almost two million likes I guess this goes out some kind of sense of humor I guess because she's rolled the fuck out of these goddamn sloppy virgin and cells dude people were super cheap so she made a porn hub account and she just rolled the fuck out of all of them and They got super angry like a lot of her fans actually got angry about it Which cracked me the hell up which leads me to believe that some of these kids actually like bought Instagram likes or something crazy to get this going Everything in this folder is censored right then.
Oh, yes, man We tried our best we went all out to make this shit sense like you see how much you had to cut Yeah, that one I just like I'm tired of it. I'm not even trying with this one. No point. So she said you did it gamer boys I'm still making videos for you guys Upload them in two days Yeah, so here we go.
So here's what she posted on porn hub Bella Delphine gets huge dripping cream pie And it's just her with the cream pie, right? Making and eating the cream pie. Yes, Bella Delphine gets huge load bull on her. What was the huge?
I was a shaken up to leader bottle of soda. That's a huge load Bella Delphine POV doggy style. It was a she's feeding her dog dog food from the POV of the dog See I honestly I got to tip my dick to her because she really went all out for this and I don't know why people are upset I mean she put a lot of work into this gag. Yeah, it's fucking hilarious PewDiePie goes all the way inside Bella Delphine well just slowly eating a photo of PewDiePie and did she actually consume the photo?
You nice I'll say she say she nice before she consumed it. I'm thinking love tears shit If she said she said she nice I would sign up for a page on right now Man if she got PewDiePie to fuck her on on video that would be pretty epic break the internet damn Bell Delphine gets her whole nice and filled up Eating a hamburger these titles are fucking awesome. Bell Delphine plays with her pussy Well, I don't think I can that one has a million you can see all the dislikes people are so angry man That's why I had to throw that in Bell Delphine squirts all over the floor I forget which that was just another you can use your imagination now you can kind of figure it out Bella Bell Delphine gets black in her hole Jesus That one has the lowest views. What was that?
What's black in the hole? Did you watch someone? I didn't check that one out here. I'll pull it up.
Yeah, hold that up. What you do? But she's in kind of revealing outfits, so I can't really show those videos safely, right? Yeah, definitely not yeah, they're definitely still not to Bell Delphine gets sizzered.
Well Bell Delphine gets a helping hand Bell Delphine gets a double. Oh, I did watch the black in the hole She's playing pool. She's black in the hole. She gets the eight ball into the corner pocket.
Whatever. Wow They really thought this through and then finally Bell Delphine strokes two big cocks Which was I guess she actually enlisted some roosters. Yes, correct Well, I got a tip my dick and balls right to her for that one man She went all out, but finally enough I've got these comments of all these fucking virgin idiots getting so angry Just cracked me up Let's see here. We got what the fuck the top the top is cut them What the fuck I actually was hoping for a change in my life something to make me feel again yet You ruined me as a person as an individual.
I'm hurt by this you scarred me for life I actually thought you would be the better person and drop the vids my dude Yeah, you backstabbed us gamers that accept you into our culture and society How dare you cause play like some of our e-girls? We don't accept you as an e-girl or a gamer you have been shamed beyond recognition You aren't our sister and arms anymore sister and arms that I jerk off to anymore Just leave this place that we all call home is he calling home porn hub? What's home? Instagram in this case.
I think that was an Instagram moment Bro, if you call Instagram home, yeah And never show your face again or you will hurt us more than you intended leave now Please or I will have to do something on my own not to hurt you but to protect my brothers that have been hurt do your actions This is just disappointing Ironic are real so a lot of these are hard to tell at first I was thinking they were ironic, but the deeper I went looking all these comments I'll tell you I think this one's real because there's no grammar and there's tons of misspelling This was like a stream of consciousness just typed up rant in pure anger with like crazy blue Oh, yeah, we have to take a break a are we way over? Just a few minutes over. Okay, so we're gonna throw it to a quick break here guys We'll be right back with all these upset in cell versions at this Bell Delphine. Okay, we'll be right back Quip electrocooth brush is the only toothbrush in the game that's got the vibrating and the right price point and the soft bristles They're gonna keep your mouth clean as a frickin whistle.
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God bless. Welcome back. So as we were saying here's another one We need to unfollow her we need to unfollow her all and unlike everything we did retake the clout We gave her enforcer into making actual porn Because that's what people have been into ever since you started bro This guy is an actual inssell I feel like yeah Put her in a clout drought and feed it to her as a reward like the little pet when she's actually giving us what we wanted God leave me. Yeah, that one's scary a Clout trowt a clout drought That one's definitely real.
Yeah, Bella Bell Delphine's gamer card has officially been taken away and she will no longer be accepted And our culture any longer she has broken people's hearts and destroyed their dignity The only apology will accept is real videos and not fake disgusting lies Yeah, there's a lot of these Further down I got some straight from porn hub and those are pretty solid. Oh, yeah, these these these ones are definitely My disappointment is immeasurable. I'm truly saddened by the fact that we're all delivering shit out of us My dick has retracted and honestly, this is the most vile thing one can do This is the worst than the Holocaust and 9-11. You know what this is worse than slavery You blue balled me to an extent that where my balls are throbbing with pain.
It's like I'm getting stabbed down there I'm going to go watch Futa Hinta. What's Futa Hinta? Is that like little girl shit? Oh boy?
Futa Hinta now search that one. Yeah, don't you know don't and now and I do and I will not buy your premium Well, there you have it folks Man these guys really like save their they're like these guys on Instagram. They're like I'm not gonna jerk off for 48 hours I'm waiting. Yeah, fantastic stuff.
She got him good, man One well done Bell. Yeah, let's see two days later. Yeah, yeah, yeah Also interesting to point out I think it's worth pointing out that she follows three people on Twitter one of them is me So that's a pretty exclusive club. So Zach He's got the end you're one separate you're one degree of separation away from her.
No Shane and Phil different. Is there a common alley between these three people they have all been on the H3 podcast At various points interesting so you think it all stems from me. You're the goat I am the central the goat. I'm the focal point of her life Damn the goat Pewdiepie considering she had the thing the gag with him.
He's clearly more. Yeah, he's exactly why didn't you fall Pewdiepie? He's got he's got all the clout. Yeah, let's put her in a clout drought.
I'm gonna put her ass in a clout drought I would totally bring her on the podcast, but she's in the UK. God. Can you imagine that would be insane? I mean, she's clearly got a sense of humor.
I think would be entertaining Yeah, I mean the shit is hilarious and I was going down to her the whole Bell Delphine rabbit hole. So here's her room And I was like god damn this shit is fucking weird. I mean this girl's into some weird shit I'll tell you for sure she always walks around with elf ears and look at her room, bro That looks like straight out of a true detective scene. Do you know what I mean?
Like when she goes up the stairs Right like when she goes up the stairs. I'm like oh my god, dude Some children have definitely been raped here. It's like a perfect setting for a child molestation Right, Zach? Absolutely Some silent to the lam shit.
Right exactly. Thank you. So So she's into like daddy Dom, which I learned is uh, it's like where she She pretends to be a baby essentially I was like I learned that on her patreon She says she's into daddy Dom which is where one girl pretends to be a hopeless baby and the other person the daddy essentially That's just fucking twisted as hell, bro But I would love to want that be interesting to us all that because probably she doesn't want to fuck her real dad, right? I would assume But that ruin her attractiveness to use act if she wanted to fuck her real dad Yeah, right because you want yeah, you're not let's just say you're not having sex with this girl cuz she's saying The crazier the better at this point.
I mean look she's got a goat head She's got a fucking bull head on her wall amongst all this what I tell you this is straight up true detective shit Right animal like their shit Buffalo bill, you know, like Ian would you what do you think about this Ian? Right I get it. I get it. Thank you.
Thank you for your not. Thank you. We appreciate that Thank you so much So there's all these this girl is such a phenomenon like here. You can see this one channel that has 8.5 million views I spent 2500 on Bell Delphine's patreon There's all these different tier levels on her patreon and every it's a 2500.
Yeah, it's called the god tier where she I guess becomes your The Dom to your daddy for a week or some shit. I don't know. I'm gonna go over patreon rewards But like this video has been made by so many youtubers and they all have like 10 million views of like I gave her $2,500 and this is what happened Guess what nothing happened? You didn't so what I'm proposing to her oh wait before I get into that what I'm proposing to her is that if she here Okay, I don't want to show this shit is way too graphic fucking oh I wanted to read her tears But this is way too fucking graphic.
Cheers. Yeah, so for 50 bucks. You get the premium snapchat zach That's in shower time selfies panty shots Very not safe for work picks random naughty video smiley face. What's up haters unique Polaroids for a hundred?
King you become her king for a thousand dollars or more which is lower than God $2,500 or more per month you are my god. I couldn't possibly ever thank you enough Couldn't possibly even think of an old enough war award good enough for this one if you achieve this tier Please private mess me. I'm not sure what reward I could give you but let's talk about it I have a feeling that whoever gives this has something in mind So what I was proposing to her is that if you will make a tear award call it Ethan tear Above God and the reward is I will fart in a mason jar and mail it to you Then I will become a supporter But only if you'll fart in a mason jar and send it to me and then we'll have zach sniff it on air But I'm actually I'm actually this is above the god tier how much are you willing to yeah? That's what I was just headed to like a little fuck on I don't like $500 with a god tier well You tell me you tweet at me if you're watching this how much it will take to get you to fart in a mason jar and send it That's the pop up last yeah the pop up last move but I want to be a permanent Reward oh so other people yeah, I want other people Like a lot of guy I want to make my mark on this page page on page and she probably makes a fucking shit look There's probably at least five neckbeards that pay her $2,500 a month In there all right now.
They're like to what I think about farting and making some jar I mean you know So zach you will sniff her farts right you confirmed that to me anything for the show thank you. Thank you Zach that's what I thought that's why Zach I love you. I love you here I know you're a fan of how we're stern like myself and those guys will do anything for the show I mean Ian I love you. I love you Ian, but like I feel like your dedication is just not there on that love I sniffed skippy lit Yeah, but okay.
Well you sniffed Bell's fart out of a mason jar. I don't know if there's enough fart for two people We'll get to we'll get to mason jars carefully. I'll have her poop on my brand right there I'll have her pick a little poop in one. Oh, let's not do that with that with the fart work though What it like that's a part of what I'm interested in also an experiment I think if she I think if she farts in the jar and screws the top on real fast and it should preserve this I'm not gonna work.
I do think it would like sustain it like yes now. I do She lives in the UK. So we take a minute, but I think that fart would stay would say fresh You don't want that shit to go still but yes anything to the show. Thank you.
Thank you. Also. I'm sure that's No Would you sniff the fart out of the mason jar You got it. Come on.
I guess thank you. See I love it. I love it. Thank you guys.
I won't make you I just wanted to know if you would I know I said yes, Zach's the one who's gonna get a big mouth full of Bellas. Yeah So anyway, yes this girl fastening's me man. She was probably making so much money off these fucking kids God bless her I'd have to pay for porn. Yeah, I've never I have never paid for porn in my entire life Same I'm guilty and I've been there since the beginning right like day one bit I the first time I look at porn I was on a dial up modem and I and that shit was like you waited for those titties because it was loaded so slow I'm done by the time it loads.
I'm Jack. What point did you pay for? You want me to get like specific? Yeah, I mean, what's good enough to pay for?
Brazors brazors is cut quality stuff. Yeah, but so they offer a quality that you just gonna find free freemium No, you gotta have those 20 minute videos right? You know you fast forward They're only gonna get the full full of interesting and Wow, yeah, what do you want to cost for a browser membership? I think it's 24 holy shit Five a month, but they got this like incentive where they screw you because like this was so long ago So I don't know if it's still the same like you can pay a dollar for like a day trial They charge your credit card to those that what you did.
Yeah, I was like I'm just gonna not today and cancel it It was on my parents credit card. Oh man. Yeah, it didn't go well. You're like if I just spent one dollar to nut real quick That's what my best advice to men everywhere is just if you're faced with a tough decision life Just like you have to jerk off but like you have to end You know like if you would have just like got it out before you would have never made that terrible decision Absolutely, and like you know you regret it after.
Oh my goodness You're like you're possessed and that moment you become possessed or like a different person You're willing to do anything and then all of a sudden once you nut you're just like oh my god I'm like so clear of mine right now. Like what have I done? You ever get so shamed yourself. You're like this is not who I am God what is it so shameful about pornography?
You just become so I bet you everyone on this page on page of bells is just totally identifying with me What have I become my only friend? Did you know did you know that hurt by Johnny or well? I guess by 99 else was actually about paying for pornography? Yeah, I've heard that I've never heard severe porn addiction my only friend Ian have you paid for pornography?
You're fucking lying Because you like you're like not never I have I'm going to it up to it I mean I have an either I would I have never I have never I frankly have never found an item in a so much free porn It's it's overwhelming how many options you have it's ridiculous and I want reddit you've got like people they just posting porn like I mean people literally just like posting porn. They just give it away dude. Yeah, clout drought, baby. They're not clout drought But I appreciate that Good for you Zach.
I get what you you know what you can get look at her newest video She only has three videos on her YouTube page look at this one this one called might meet my best friend and it's her with a dead octopus Okay Wait what yes, this is straight up as close as you can get to Hintai tentacle porn IRL so here you have it a little spirited away the real deal folks. Oh my god The thought of just fucking around with the octopus all day seriously with googly eyes on it I mean this girl's often wasted. Oh dude. This is fucking gross.
What the fuck I'm telling you man this girl is fucking twisted bro Yeah, some John water Jack are you more into it or less into it? This is pushing me away. Yeah, it's like a run run the cube video like This is pushing you away because I'm sure some people are into this Like wine octopus like because it's tentacle porn bro. She's obviously the hand time And now is that a pancake or an egg?
I mean what the fuck is that? It's fucking it's a little rotting carcass. She's just like fucking around with this is fuck. Is that a real octopus?
I love yes, yes, I'm sure it is man. She's really tapping into something for some people though. This chick is weird That's what I'm saying. She is so twisted What oh, there's mountain doing the first god bless.
I wonder if that's genuine or if that was a Planted look at the pillows all wet and shit. I should put in her head on it. Yeah. No time.
Oh They're dating I mean So she's and clearly she's been fucking with it. I wonder if they put it on ice in between shots, you know Yeah, I think so, but is this a best equation of life? Do you think it's a little disturbing? Yeah, do you think she shoved that in her vagina afterwards for our premium snapchat only for my own sanity?
I know one kid. Maybe yeah, I'm sure she did well. It keeps going folks and I guess we're mine as well finish it out She's a bit of a troll. I guess you would say Yeah, yeah And I got to tell you guys my dick is at like a hundred and ten percent right now.
Holy torch, huh? I guess the joke kind of wears off on you. Yeah, I didn't need to be ten minutes long four minutes It's a long four minute. Yeah, so there you go.
Yeah, that one shocked the hell out of me She definitely shoved that upper bed. Sorry guys Do you think she's like really into the shit or do you think it's just like a front? Oh dude? You see in her bedroom, bro?
She this is real. Yeah, yeah, this is real is a heart attack dude She's in the daddy don bro Dude, I guarantee when she role plays with her significant others like she probably wears a diaper and shit and they like change her diaper and stuff She probably shits in it all the way up her back like the other one That's it. Yeah, that's all I have to say about Bell Dufkin pretty much did it all anyway shout out to her She's making people angry. She's doing it.
She's got a sense of humor and she follows me on Twitter. So you go Get that cloud girl. I'm gonna put her in a cloud drought and get some farts in a mason jar boy cool So I mean I feel like I could really add a twist to this all I paid Bell Dufkin $2,500 thing because I bet you none of these nerds got her To fart in a mason jar Double I think she'll do anything I kind of think she'll do live zero down should it what did she just look at the bath with a Dead octopus you know, she could trust you know what she would probably just troll me in like send a fart like You know, you can get like stink bombs She probably just do like some I need a video for actually farting in the mason jar and closing it Yeah, we prove because otherwise because obviously she's not trustable. She's like a ultimate troll, right?
So we need a video of you farting in the mason jar to prove it's real. All right, let's move it on here, shall we? Man there were some really tragic news coming out of YouTube last week dude nearby the name of Attica They say that right Erika Erika Not familiar with him at all but I did happen to be reading about his story and that anyway the dude ended his life He was suffering from what seemed to me to be bipolar Syndrome and having manic episodes and going into a very depressed episodes and Unfortunately the dude ended it man. It was a crazy thing.
I don't think I've ever seen anything like it online work He like scheduled a video which was essentially a suicide letter to be uploaded after and There's a really great write-up by a dude named Richard Lewis called how the internet failed Erika And I think it's a really great write-up about how this dude kept giving out genuine cries for help and instead of people you know reacting with compassion it was all met with skepticism and truly behavior and you know people taking advantage of him and And and and people like he said he was gonna kill himself and people were like not believing him and so I Just feel bad for the guy man. He seemed like a sweet sweet sweet kid He actually followed me on Twitter too, which kind of when I was doing research I was like damn I never knew the guy you know it's kind of a strange thing when you find out they they knew knew who I was It's so hard to give people who are like you know that far so deep like you could see in his video He made when he was Kind of his it was called. I'm sorry and it was just him kind of like but you could see how he was almost talking like he was already dead And it's so hard to break through to someone's that far along feel like people like the internet had already failed him by that point You know because you could tell in his mind. He was like it's so I'm so bad.
I'm so shamed I'm sorry. It has to be this way and he's talking like from outside for me I'm just like to this not anywhere near as bad as you think it is Such a shame because I've been in like the pits of depression and everything feels Everything gets intensified with the feelings of shame and guilt and self-loathing right? That's kind of a symptom of depression that it amplifies those feelings and so it's just not that bad It's just not as bad as you think you just need a little perspective and I can close to as bad as you think You just need a little perspective, but bipolar is a fucking wicked disease because I mean it's a mental illness really where You go into manic episodes where you almost become delusional I mean the dude did like an interview with keemstar. He was hospitalized once for being suicidal the next day He goes on keemstar and he's talking about How he has become a god like clear delusions of Someone who's having a manic episode and is not well and you know It's just people are not well keemstar is famous for saying mental illness is fake So don't expect much compassion from that guy although who does but like it's just I don't know man People need to recognize what the fuck's going on like the guys mentally unwell I saw some of the videos he uploaded on his channel like shortly before he killed himself and the dude is obviously having a manic episode He is not well First of all people need to understand I wonder if keemstar changes opinion No, does he recognize mental illness is fake and he's got a lot of kids edgy fucking kids who never felt bad in their life Or who have never been depressed don't know like it's so ignorant.
It's so almost like it's just it's so ignorant and fucking oh So trashing a lame to be like depression's fake or mental illness is fake like what the fuck are you a Scientologist you fucking break I can see myself saying that something that dumbass when I was like 15 because I had never been depressed So yeah, I've been sad but I got myself out of it It's like you don't know what mental illnesses like look at this poor guy etiquette. You'll see what bipolar is makes you It makes you manic it makes you delusional when you're up and when you're down It's almost like when you come back to earth and then you realize how sick you are and Delusional then you get super depressed and your feelings of guilt and shame become amplified by a trillion times And you want to fucking kill yourself because even he said in his video the world would be better off without me that's like you know kind of the best way to describe that feeling and People just need the fucking and and then you know after he after he kills himself You got all these all these people who are just so shocked by his death Keemstar is one of them who's like man. I just can't believe it a couple days before he's calling my liar like Saying that he didn't believe him that everyone was getting trolled that he didn't kill himself I saw him doing that the padlock in his apartment door had changed. He definitely didn't kill himself It's like bro shut the fuck up man.
I mean you gotta take a step back and just Anyway, there's no point in talking about yeah, he gets a perspective from this No, he won't know he won't but I hope that other people do that are more capable of human empathy and that Yet sucks, but anyway, I wasn't trying to talk a lot about Edica because I don't really know the guy I don't know much of a story only learned about him in the past several days from the unfortunate news But what I did want to talk about and anyway I do wish his family and friends and those who knew him well and if you are depressed It's hard to get through to someone like that because everyone always says I want someone cuz if you're depressed Remember to get help. It's like well if you're suicidally depressed you're pushing everyone away So it's kind of like a circle jerk for everyone who's fucking feeling fine make some feel okay about Makes them feel like they did something, but it's like too late Could I keep an eye on your fucking friends and family to it? It's easy to tell when they're acting off It's not a fucking mystery when someone comes on your show and start talking about their become a god as a red flag bro He's not just acting wonky You know But I would say if I had any any advice for someone in that situation is that it's not as bad as you think You know you just need some perspective just wait just wait like two days if you're already willing to kill yourself Just wait like two days just wait it out. You know you got nothing to lose at that point But it's not as bad as you think a poor guy He thought the world was closing on your own is like there's not there's nothing even wrong bro Just a regroup but then feel like that in his head.
So that's my that's my advice to anyone It's not as bad as you think it's like a close to a bad you think Usually there's not even anything wrong. You just need a little perspective a little time But anyway, we're talking about this dude J station Who is a fucking douche this guy J station? I mean I've jumped on little Zandra been a little IQ J station out there J station a little Zand should collab probably They could have a double digit IQ together J station does a Ouija boards at 3am challenges. It's actually quite popular I can't imagine why I guess with little kids But he did I guess the same day that Edica was announced dead sure enough your boy J station makes a video called Funny he changed the title but it was originally called Ouija board 3am challenge became the end of edica gone wrong You believe this fucking guy yikes.
I've never seen a like I don't know that's in a like ratio like this That's 3% likes so like YouTube rewind and may I say what the fuck? What do you do what are you doing in your life? Like I've never seen a trashier person my life you come at me with a bloody eye dog Are you even gonna acknowledge that your eyes bloody like what the fuck is wrong with you? I Twitter right now and I saw the most horrific news I've ever seen man Honestly guys and it comes from comments on my YouTube channel telling me J you better not do the Ouija board on Hell no, I'm not gonna do the Ouija board on Edica, bro It's funny that he drew the line here.
I mean he did title it Ouija board 3am challenge speaking to Edica gone wrong So I didn't even know why he went there. He already fucking did the clickbait But he so he did this guy's famous for doing this Mac Miller died the next day did Mac Miller We'd you board X X X 10 tenishion how do you say that you in? Ten Tasi on he did a Ouija board challenge with ten Tasi on apparently they're like and they're the Ouija board They're urging people to buy his merch do their ghosts, which is pretty dull. That seems very good for him very real They're like yo, it's me fucking Mac Miller from the grave.
You should buy Jay stations merch fucking epic And it washes idiot with his bloody eye You know what man? I see a lot of these youtubers Tweeting about Edica. Oh, you're my best friend. Oh, this guy's the greatest.
I see people making YouTube Bro your title of your video is Ouija board 3am challenge speaking to Edica got wrong Why did you even make this video? He's like in his car? So he clearly was like oh shit. I gotta get on this quick They didn't even have time to get home and record dude He even has still has a seatbelt on for Christ sake They didn't have time to take a seatbelt off he literally was driving and he was like oh fuck hold over Seatbelt still on 3M challenge, baby.
Let's go. What's a shirt say bust or die? Buster died. That's that's the the the slogan of Bell Delphine's fan base.
That's right Busted I fuckers They not doing shit, bro. So what your YouTube video don't have ads, bro Donate to that shit. This was monotone I'm dating to Etical or his family or mental health when you're tweeting about it or you're making a YouTube video about it You're doing it for attention, bro. Shut the fuck up.
This guy's such a tool and he's got a bloody eye This guy's like more a level of human trash If I saw this guy and more doing a DNA test, I won't be surprising the least bit This guy would be an episode of more where like three girls come out and each one's fatter than the next one And then one dude comes out like one trans dude comes out. He's like I didn't know you were a man. Oh He like picks the trans girl like I'm in love with I'm in love with Sammy and actually my name my real name is Sammy. Well, whoa Those are the best apps aren't they you guys watch more fuck.
Yeah, no, not a big mori fan Yeah, attorney death that's like a stranger a paternity. Yeah, uh, Jay station you are the father When you're gonna get mad at me this guy so trashy with dance on stage Jay station You are not the father. You start breaking out and break Dan his eyes all bloody and shit girls crying Ward you doing the same shit for attention who cares about why does he sound like you see two about it? Two billion subscribers doesn't even care about 500 bucks for sure You don't really care though.
You just do it for attention bro. Look, man. Are you almost died like a week ago, bro This video is so strange. He's not even talking about Edica He's like he clickbaited the worst thing and he's calling out other youtubers like you're not even talking about the dude who died or Not though.
They're anything. What is this video? For real, bro, I'm in my car right now. I'm ready to die, bro.
I feel like I'm gonna get murdered, bro What you know what that feels like? What he's in ready to get murdered in his car Maybe you shouldn't have stopped in such a hurry if you're not rough of a neighborhood Also, where do you live also? What are you doing your life? What do you have a bloody eye also?
Why are you so paranoid? What drugs are you on dog? Does meth make you paranoid? Yeah, if you do it if you do it enough don't sure enough.
Yeah, I think this guy's smoking math does meth make your eye bloody Nobody make you can make you do things that will get you bloody. Yeah for sure this guy's I thought he had pink I at first, but I realize it I think he just has a black eye well I'll tell you when we surprised with this guy had pink eye, but I'm that's too intense. Yeah, no I think you're right. I got a bunch in the fuck I guess that's what he's talking about Maybe you got jumped recently.
So I say you almost died. Yeah, I'm sure you had nothing to do with the instigation of that Yeah, can we talk about etiquette please? No Oh, we faked a video about him all the time I forgot so this guy uploaded a video recently. Is that what the black guys from?
I'm sorry for look at the thumbnail. Do you see this? It's his face with a Ouija porn and of airl edit bro. You are such ass So where was the one we got beat up?
Oh home invasion? I almost died last night here You probably got his ass beat and then was just trying to make up a story about how you know what's popping guys So everybody is probably wondering what is going on with me because my face my face. Yeah. Oh god You guys like it you like my eye.
It looks scary looks really scary. Yeah, but guys right now I just want to let you know. I'm really safe safe on the top floor a really nice place good course Good, okay. It's looking nice.
It's a lot better than the hell that I used to call home because I'm gonna have to get a new house. I'm gonna have to move I'm gonna keep this all running on cut mainly because it's like six six thirty at night and I haven't slept since yesterday Let me oh man this guy's hard makeup. Oh, so uh, oh God my eye looks like a zombie Look at my head, yo, this guy actually fucked up. Yeah, I mean unless it's fake But I mean it was really on their cell phone of me get me off fuck up Like this guy's just come back.
He's fixed everything so much surprise sure, but he definitely got his ass beat by someone right? Like that's not makeup. It doesn't look fake. Yeah.
Yeah, my guess is he got his ass beat and then he made up the stories Okay, what are these guys thinking you guys whoever I mean are the stupidest motherfuckers? I've ever seen and I don't mean life and if I ever got one of those knives out of your hand I would have stabbed you silly, bro Hmm, I like that. Yeah, I like that retrospective stock man if I would have got that knife out of your hand What is that the shit out of you? I'm back to my house and guys let me tell you this they said to me They yelled on me on the floor when I was chained up they say you call the police we gonna come back here and kill you I went straight to the fucking police, bro.
What up bad Go ahead and do it myself. I'll be in jail. Maybe the comments. Everyone's saying it's fake here.
Let's see I was beating a Rob's Uh, Erika's coast traveled through time and beat his ass That's funny Hope your next video is titled being alive gone wrong if it's real let's see a copy of the police report There you have it pretty easy to prove that on your ass like fucking also Had a home invasion got beat up and you're threatening to kill the people that did it to you Don't don't show outside your window. Don't like he's showing so much. I think he's in a hotel room Actually feel like I know where he is, but I guess I won't say it for well You're coming back to me. Yeah Apparently he lives in Canada.
So probably I mean who the fuck but anyway, this guy's a total piece of shit Look at this thumbnail. I didn't actually ever even saw his thumbnail. I'm enjoying this one of him trying to take a Back from the middle of the scene asylum I I'm depressed I'm breaking down. I got depression or I do something bad.
It's because I was depressed He's hard on that shit cuz you know what is true, bro These youtubers are doing this making five different videos about being depressed broms at tuber but I'm not about to say I got depression dude Cuz you know wait, you know this guy just killed himself. What are we what are we doubting depression in the video rep? Etica human being a real emote man this guy. I say he reminds me so much of fusi too.
It's crazy So here's the one he made about Mac Miller after shortly after he died Heard by now Mac Miller unfortunately passed away today today Well at least give his spear some time to ascend to heaven man. How's he gonna talk Ouija board with you already man? He's on his way up And whiz Khalifa anytime I hear a Mac Miller song I immediately think about the days I went to high school and today he passed away at age 26 guys that is We go out communicating with Mac Miller Whoa, holy shit So he's got a cross to Jesus It's got cross to Jesus a picture Mac Miller and some dollar store candles They're literally dollar store candles with pictures of like the mother Mary on it And so easy to me with spirits This is it bro It's just a lot of that man And then the TV I This guy is honestly the biggest fucking leech piece of shit ever and here's the one of tenation correct me from right I don't know say anything X X X X 10. I see on 10.
I think again. This one has a lot of I see on You guys He shows off his new house and then they go to the basement and Ouija board I'm pretty sure if we contact him. We don't have anything to worry about. I'm never actually played around one of these It's pretty scary.
It's my first time. I'm nervous about it. Honestly all of us have to put our hands on the Ouija board And we're Seriously, that was late. We're gonna try this one more time I'm gonna try to contact something.
There's any spirits. I want to go to the plant shit now It always works, don't move your hands. That's how it works. You've done this before I've done it many times It always works.
It's not doing anything. What do we do? What do we do different before you weren't moving your hand this time dumb dumb? Don't you do?
Don't know you just ask to communicate or see yes You just go from there especially at three o'clock in the morning right anything a lot of times when you're Playing with you board it helps if you have a picture of whatever spirit you're trying to contact Okay, here we go. It's gonna move for sure. Is there any spirits that wish to communicate with us? They pulled up his picture on a cell phone man.
Like how ghetto does it get you see this? Peanut from Jeff Dunham's I Can literally see your finger moving it like seriously guys do not This is just I mean this has two and a half million views I just this shit is beyond the pale man And his message is basically to buy his merch interestingly The challenge where you go back in time and give your data condom. Yeah, so there you have it Jay station some quality stuff right there Yes, it's it's interesting how this guy got on one hand Preach about youtubers using the tragedy in a video That'll we do board three I'm challenged speaking with etiquette gone wrong and which he pulled Hasterly to the side of the road with the seat belt still on and made a video Anyway Yeah, I feel the whole thing with such a tragedy, you know Looking back at his videos this guy etiquette. He seemed like a sweet kid You know, he seemed like a fucking sweet kid But I'm glad that Jay station was able to contact him and get some closure on this because There's a lot of pain in people's hearts, and I'm just glad that Jay station is out there fighting the good fight with his weegee board, you know Yep, we got to get Jay station a show on like Lifetime the weegee board challenge will call it.
I think it's more like a TLC guy TLC Yeah, we call it the weegee board challenge Which is the one that has all the ghost hunters and shit? Yeah, I think the deal see a travel channel yet travel travel Yeah, it's called the traveling to heaven channel. There you go Joe's Jay station on travel channel we gboard challenge will call it gone wrong and each episode he'll contact a recently deceased Celebrity to proceed what what merch they're gonna plug this week? That idea has legs.
I'm telling you it's got legs, right now Who's gonna die recently? Paul Newman, this is Jay station which of your salad dressings is your favorite? Paul Newman likes his ranch dressing of the best so Bill de Blasio is the mayor of New York And he is running for president on the democratic ticket along with everyone else in America I think there's about 350 million people running on the democratic ticket build a blazio I like to call him and this this shit just cracked me the fuck up He goes lucky to have the talented debater Dante de Blasio helping me get ready for Wednesday And he shares text messages with his son. They made me want to actually die dude like what the fuck this is just so cringey man Listen to this shit Dante the debates coming up.
I'm preparing intensely, but I must admit I'm a little nervous. What advice do you have for me? Thanks. Love you dad I mean, what is this like a fucking column for advice?
Hey dad. I'm glad you've asked. I've got a few ideas First of all you're going to want to establish credibility Especially amongst skeptical young voters tell the story of how you met mom while working as a young staffer at City Hall She was only 15 and you were 30 most people said that yeah that you were too old for her But I but you told her that love is just a number and in the words of our Kelly you said Do you have your passports? Do you have your papers?
No, what he said is tell the story of how you met mom while working as a young staffer at City Hall And we've into it a reflection about how hard it is to find like the one on Tinder. Oh my god He did actually say that he did make a Twitter reference dinner. What I say Twitter. Yeah, wrong thing Okay, but I'm looking for maybe a little more universal message.
She's like son you're a fucking idiot What else you got? Ah, okay Well in a time of unprecedented national division one thing we can all agree on are dogs. Sorry what? You're going to want to build your platform and debate around dogs Bring photos Betty at higher Higher a litter of puppies to the debate stage have them so he's making actually a joke It'll be a door That's definitely a creative approach But how about something that allows me to stand out by talking about my accomplishments I need to impress the American people by showing them.
I'm a can-do guy. Oh Okay, and that case tell the people that New York City was just Staten Island when you started your first term Hmm. He's roasted. Why don't we focus on technique instead?
You were a champion to better tell me how Can really make my presence felt on that stage? Okay? I hear you this one's a sure thing dunk I'm taking you enter the stage at a jog and do a xion leap over the monitor. Okay?
Yeah, this is so isn't the most embarrassing thing ever I'm thinking you enter the stage of the jog and do a xion leap over the moderator to the rim total power move repeatedly It would be great if you could clarify some of these NBA trade rumors because I for one am confused Well, that certainly would get attention. Let me think about it Of course, just make sure you don't overthink it make sure your message straightforward talk with your Accomplishments and treat your opponents with respect you'll do great. Thanks coach. Love you.
No, but fuck you You're son hates your ad. I'm sure your son hates you if you actually message your son. Hey, don't say this debates coming up You like fuck you dad. I told you never to contact me Don't say Can you imagine fucking posting?
I wonder if you've been asked his sons the top comments Jesus Christ did us some dignity Which is just so true build the blaze deal was he mayor when you lived out there? I have no idea honestly These texts are cringier than Anthony's wiener at least as we're genuine. Yeah, I mean these are totally made up, right? Yeah, I mean this is not his son.
This is not a real conversation effort What does Dante actually think about this? Don't they's like bro if you would have asked me I would say don't post that shit Fuck build the blaze deal man. I don't care what this guy Squallifications are I'm not voting for him as just by this text alone by this tweet alone from what I mean I'm not I'm not there obviously but from what I understand he's pretty fucking unpopular in New York So like his own city doesn't even like him so I don't see that love his name though working out too far as his name amazing bill de Blasio Bill smoke the bill de blaze blazio. Wow.
I Gotta do this with the door someday actually no be great when he's one year old I'll have him be like look at this conversation. I'm with the door and he's like well dad I'm glad you've asked. I've got a few ideas Yes, correct me up. I watched the debates last night.
I hate watching those debates I'll be honest. It's rough everybody says the same fucking shit It's just there's I just feel like there's no I'll tell you I trump one because he was at least like It's so mine on me everybody saying the same fucking thing good. There's no Nobody stands out to me everyone's like oh this person one this person one. I'm like dude They all said the same shit, but what can you do?
I mean well, how do you stand out? It's like putting kids in cages is wrong. We all need health care We all the top the top 1% owns 50% of the nation's wealth I've been hearing the same talking much for like my whole fucking life. I still watch it though.
You guys watch it Yeah, watch it watch both nights thoughts. I watch them both too. I mean You got a stand out who do you like well? I mean The stand out from last night.
I think was obviously Harris Especially considering she had like zero fucking momentum before last night So you know she had the most to gain and not very much to lose I think she was pulling at like 3% before last night. She really yeah, she was weighed down there single digits for sure low single I like her man. She's sharp. She's fiery.
Yeah, I mean I'm not a supporter of her politics But I will admit she she she did extremely well in debate, you know I would disagree with what you said about nobody stand out. I feel like she did wait What do you disagree about her politics? I'm just curious I mean, she's I guess not her politics as much as her background You know she was a DA here in California and did a lot of pretty questionable things I don't know if you've heard about the whole truancy thing Do you remember that no actually kicked in when we were a little older than me But when we're in high school they implemented a new rule that if if a kid was true from school the parent could get arrested and that was her Yeah, she puts for that hard. Whoa.
Yeah, I wonder what's going on in like the inner city, you know that but but I mean still that seems like really Yeah, some some really really shit policies in the past, you know She the stuff she's campaigning on now is different than that, but yeah, I don't know interesting But I'm better looking into that but I mean, I'm not a big Biden fan and she fucking oh buying such a tool Yeah, actually, you know what I feel bad saying anything bad about the guy because that dude has the most tragic background all time He's a wife and daughter died in a car crash and then his son got brain cancer and died like bro fuck You get you get to be president just on pity man. That's so bad. I just oh my heart melted when I yeah I mean that is rough and is rough, but how do you come back? You know the worst sob story is not necessarily the best metric to a president.
I guess well sure Dan if you want to be technical about it But I don't like him. He's just a stiff. He's too fucking old. I want someone young you know the little live little fire Yeah, I like the young dudes and I'm a Bernie Sanders guy.
I was all about him and during the last cycle I'm sorry. I just think he's too fucking old. Yeah, I like I'm a Bernie guy too, but I gotta say I did not think he did well I said I did all I was not well because I mean look performance look Everyone always says that during the base look that's like the book. Yeah, let me speak directly to the Okay, yeah look look, but no I did not like um Phil Do not like and I just want someone who's sharp who's young who can still think you know listen How old is Bernie like 75 no offense to old people out there, but I've met a lot of fucking Bro, if you met an 80 year old person I mean some of them are sharp and they're still there but They're not as fucking sharp as they were when they were goddamn 40 or 50 You know yeah, and four years is a long time when you're 80 goddamn years old, right?
Yeah, I'm with you. I'd love to see you know Trump is pretty old too I'm a fucker just like covers it up with spray tanning like hey Hey, he looks like his hey on his hair, but anyway, he's looking a lot older these days I gotta tell you I mean that it always happens yeah when your president you know you age real quickly, but he's 70s isn't he yeah him and burning I think are the same age maybe one year apart that that blows my fucking mind that they're the same age Trump age because man Bernie's 70 since he was like 30 Have you said he's right from the 70s he already looked at? Trump is 73 Bernie 77 I mean yeah by the time Bernie takes office He'll be like 78 and a half yeah by the time he finishes will be 82 dude and if he does two terms Which most presidents aspire to most presidents do do two terms will be 68 dude no Not 68 how did you come up with that number? 66 or 87 I mean 88 88 yeah going on 90 that's how fucking to up yeah You better have a great VP ma'am Yeah, right you know that uh Well, I hope I guess I'll say is I hope by the time the next debate rolls around We've we've thinned the herd a little bit because this fucking 30 candidate thing is stupid as hell yeah There's so many people up there.
There's like why the fuck are you there? There was like a lot of Oh, I love her. It's just an author and Williamson It's just an author and she starts talking about like holistic healing the country and I was like this dude I've got I've got a strange connection to her. I gotta say she's she's part of this She's part of the bratzo crowd.
No don't you fucking talk to the bratzo I'm not kidding Tell me the company that used to work for that did all that shit for bratzo that weird connection I have to that they did her events too. So she's in a bratzo she probably gave right before that she does like goot Spiritual guru shit she she's like how did she get on stage? She's got a decent amount of support. She's Oprah's spiritual advisor No, yeah, the more I learned about Oprah The crazy thing is I mean she's kooky for sure but some of her She actually came out with some pretty fire answers a couple times.
I'm like damn The fucking we're like what we need to do that's some ideas there She's like I remember that my favorite answer was when she said what we need to do is replace the house of Congress every seat We need to put a healing crystal in the seat instead of a person and we need to come to the center of the room and we need to have a Crystal shower for all the house representatives lay on the ground and we play vibrating music so vibrate with the crystals and you get Rained a hundred four hundred thirty four hertz tuning exactly one her off or one her above or below and And the country will have a world war three I think I've uh, I'll feel bad if I'm wrong about this so take it with the grain So but I think I've heard that she's anti-vax to so yeah, she's she's got some that doesn't surprise me You're in the crystal yelling you're definitely anti-vax by the way Bernie Sanders is six feet tall. I'm seeing here. That's pretty impressive Six feet cat. I mean He looks like a you know Trump is apparently quite tall as well.
He's a He's a he's a large it's a large man. It's a large man. I got a bad ass dude. He's got a dumb Fucking fat ass big old jumper that guy damn.
I like to get a piece of that ass Like the fucking big Mac ass. Mm-hmm Speaking of cringy politics Justin Trudeau was asked how he's helping to reduce plastic This this is the prime minister of Canada I was being I was being reducing plastic waste and his personal life and this guy was not ready for this question man You and your family do to cut back on plastics We we have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of water out of when we have water bottles out of a plastic Sorry away from plastic towards paper Water bottles sort of things. There's there's a number beautiful I love that. Yeah, sorry.
Can you repeat that? What are you doing again, mr prime minister? Water out of when we have water bottles out of a plastic. This is a way from plastic towards paper Like drink box water bottles sort of things.
There's there's a number king King in there what a ledge So he was really promoting box water is better. It seems like he's like y'all what I'm doing for the internet bitch Excuse me. I drink water out of all out of a paper carton. Okay.
What the fuck are you doing for the environment bitch next question? Box water is better Box water shit. You made a video about that. Yeah, you did damn you're a fucking real fan, Dan.
I've been watching since uh Shit, I don't know 2014 something that's pretty cool box water is a deep cut from Ethan and you know So I gotta ask you how is knowing me changed your perspective on my content. Oh way down way down No, I mean you're real dude. You're pretty much what what you expect. You see you guys what you see is what you get people And it's not just because I'm paying him.
You see I'm a genuine fucking guy. You know that hand hates me. Yeah, right in only when you go in on Well, Ian blood boy. I actually have a kimk segment here.
I don't know how you keep defending her Ian because she's so obnoxious You defended her Ethan hold on. Did I you suck up for Kim a couple times me? Yeah, haven't you? It's not all negative.
I think so. I don't know I'm pretty consistent with my kimk hate You know, all right fair enough. I was trying to save your clout. You're gonna.
Oh no mine a clout drought. Sorry dude Well, what I always say about kimk is like we all used to universally agree that she was a sucky human being and somehow she got cool by like marrying Kanye Once she's woke now, you know, she's getting people out of prison and stuff. It's okay. That's an honorable thing I agree.
I totally agree. Actually, you know what? I will say to her credit. You're absolutely right She met with president Trump and she got some like One of these wrongly convicted people out of prison pretty amazing I haven't done that I just like raised like $10,000 for bell of Delphino gonna fart in a mason jar today like I didn't do shit for anybody Bell of Delphino Bell, sorry, I keep saying that with you.
I don't know. It's just I think it's In right here on one to ten and don't fucking lie to me. Just please for once be honest with me right here on the scale of one to ten Bell or yeah bell. Okay, we already did Kim.
Actually, I think she even got some shit for that too He said she's seven and you got a lot of blowback. I won't make you talk about Kimmy, but tell me on a scale of one to ten bell Come on. Speak frankly with me Think about it. Yeah, give me some time.
Give me about a couple hours and I'll get back to you a couple hours Yeah, I'll get back to you So unhelpful to me. He's got to follow your advice and clear his mind if you know what I mean before you get a jerk off for you answer Here's a thing. I think she's pretty attractive I gotta say though the pictures of her with the braces on that's like that's instant turn off for me I was gonna say with her without the braces. Yeah, no without the braces, you know She's she's objectively beautiful girl, but the braces is just that's too creepy for me And what would you do a daddy Dom roleplay with her?
Like the diaper shit? No, come on. Sorry. No, you would.
I might think no. No. She's like her to change my dog. Yeah, mommy I'd be the baby.
I'm baby man. I've changed enough diaper this last week. I want someone to change my fucking diaper Exactly. I'm not gonna lie when I'm changing the door's diaper.
I'm like, dude. I'm not gonna be honest with myself This is pretty dope. They just piss and shits wherever you live. Oh, I see it's kind of dope Yeah, like I'm ready to start wearing a diaper in my life.
I need a daddy Dom Nothing's stopping you man. Nothing's hotter than a big-ass load of shit in a diaper. Nothing. I mean nothing like that steamy in the words of Brent Okay, what the fuck we talking about here?
So steamy so steamy Kim Kardashian speaking of uh Ian, did you like Kim K before she married Kanye? I didn't like I never had anything against her though. Okay. She came okay, you know, I'm not gonna force you here I just like her.
I thought the whole Kardashian thing is fuck right and every time she comes in to the public eye I saw another eye rolling thing like here's her new shape where it's called called kimono um which apparently a lot of people are upset about the um cultural appropriate at cultural appropriation because of monos of Japanese dress I actually don't care about that as much. I just think that didn't we as a civilization go beyond corsets Like she's selling corsets dude. Like here. I got more pictures But anyway, this person's all upset.
She says one is a kimono one is Kim shamelessly selling a line of shape where which you all don't need I love that. I love that which y'all don't need which I agree with Fuck this shit. Yeah, that's stupid. I mean the whole cultural appropriation thing that doesn't bother me usually but I'm not at all so I don't know Look at this shit.
Fuck. Fuck is wrong with you. Those are just look like grandma undies man Sucking that fat boy. I probably look good with those.
I lose 30 pounds immediately. We should get we should get you a pair try Oh my goodness. That's a great idea. Yeah, we should do that.
You know what's the best way to boycott Kim Kardashian? Bye. No, that's a funny idea. I would do want that damn get on that.
All right. I'll buy you a kimono. I want to shape out, baby I'm probably gonna be like the biggest size they have They go up to like three or like six XL. Yeah, she's very inclusive when it comes to her products.
So good honor Yeah, she knows a lot of she knows who she knows who she's making that for. Let's be honest That makes because Kim's almost like fat and skinny at the same time because like her what her hips are like why then her bust is great like unnatural So she's probably like you know the cultural appropriation thing like I said is kind of an eye roll in most cases anyways But this one isn't this like really stretch? She's not making kimonos. Yeah, the name of the company No, I agree that part doesn't bother me.
You know, I would sort of understand if she was making traditional Japanese kimonos or something Well, I hate everything cultural appropriation. I think it's stupid, but apparently so let me come on because she apparently Um, she trademarked kimono Uh, which people did not like oh the word kimono. Yes, she trademarked kimono Again, I think that's a misunderstanding because I've been through the trademark and all this with you know teddy fresh and our garments and she Correctly points out that kimono is being just trademarked for her for other What do you call it out fat? Make you skinny where?
Spanks is one of those. Shape where you go. Yeah, right? That's a good euphemism for Fucking make your fat ass look skinny.
Of course it like you said Yeah, but yeah the fact that she trademarked is just in regards to other shapewear companies can't name the shit kimono That's how trademarks work right? So there could be another kimono. It's just yeah, you're making like a related making plates called kimono. Yeah, right?
It's unrelated. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it's definitely a stretch. There you got mad at her over this but there's a lot of more to put it on all these other pictures Um But she said of this finally I can share with you guys this project that I've been developing for the last year shut the fuck up You didn't work on the show at all right Ian. I've been passionate about this for 15 years I've been passionate about this before I had fake tits and ass and I knew one day That my body would be so disfigured.
I would need to shape it up with a corset Tomono is my take on shape wearing solution for women that actually work I developed this style for all those I wanted to wear for all those times I wanted to wear dress or skirt with a slit and still needed to support what wait? What does that mean? I developed this style for all those times I wanted to wear a dress or skirt with a slit And still needed the support because I think normally these the the spank type thing There were shape where whatever comes all the way down your leg hers is designed to be you know, right? So it's pretty niche I developed this style for all those times.
I wanted to wear dress or oh, it's the same one twice Introducing kimono solution where tm baby for everybody Even Ethan from sizes x x s to 4 x l baby Can't wait for you to feel this fabric can't wait for your intestines to be sucked up into your liver Oh, but also to play on her name kimono, which is a corny shit makes me want to fucking kill myself Kimono come on where's this article that had a bunch of pictures of it? Maybe it's here so but let's get me some kimonos because I think I will look good I don't know what they're trying to see if they're for sale yet Kim's must haves Looks like she's not selling it yet. Yeah, it said it's coming soon. Okay.
I'll get in buzz going I'll definitely get you hooked up. I can't find these pictures with the f What are you trying to find? There's a bunch of pictures of all the kimono shit and I just saw like now whatever Of her products? Yeah, one for product.
It's just when you it's the instagram link. You just flip through pictures. Oh, maybe I didn't scroll Yeah, I didn't scroll. So here you go Dude, what is going on here?
May I ask what kind of fucking like secret society shit is it? It's a little but look at her ass this lady's ass is like you can see it's like kind of transparent. Yeah, it's too tight Kim what is wrong with you look at these people going around her like she's like a goddamn maple All hail day The queen Well, who knows you're not gonna now, but once you try it. I mean and you see your uh Improved figure that looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever why lose weight when you can buy Kim's kimono your fat ass can lose 30 pounds immediately it may cause irreparable harm to your ribs and eternal organs But you'll look great.
Bye kimono today. Yeah, I don't know how these work is it? It's just super tight to the extent that it just kind of yes squeezes you in it shapes your body It gives you curve baby. That sounds pretty good.