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Dec 20, 2017 1 hr 19 min

123 - Easy As A-B-C

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This week on the show that thinks it's cool you watched the game film (but watch this!), the Real Good Boys are back on their bullshit with their Christmas wishes for 2017 and their sports wishes for 2018. PLUS: Our new producer Daniel STILL says nothing! Net neutrality! Christmas shopping! Vaping! Justin's got a new job! AND Stefan names his Product of the Year for 2017. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to our Hecksmas Holiday Special, a review of the 1995 kids' classic Heavyweights, a holiday mailbag, and MORE! Outro Music: "ABC", by the Jackson 5

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Real good drill good drill good drill good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good real good Good ladies and gentlemen hello and welcome to another edition of America's Best Worst Canadian Sports Podcast that is right Real good show is back at it again for another week. It is episode number 123 Yes, one two three. It's easy as ABC or maybe it's the other way around. I can't Do this easy as one to I could have looked up the lyrics in the meantime you had five for six days Justin Morris that with you as always and with me once again as always is Stefan hack John Cullen and yeah, only Only 1,000 112 more episodes until one two three four tell me that Yeah, I mean we can play feist at the end of the episode as opposed to this week where we only like actually obligated only like only like 17 more years Remember feist but they'll be like who what she was invited by right?

Which is the band that starts us off everything up inside of mine, right? So it was meant to be it's like the way I was brought to this earth All right, that's why my initials are JC And if with any luck in a couple days you will die for our sins well, that's not what Christmas is but okay I guess that's Easter yeah Christmas is birthday true. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's why I get one I get one extra special presence on the Christmas from Jesus I actually my birthday because my that's like a little inside baseball because my I have the same birthday as my grandpa So I've on that side of the family I have 11 cousins and so we didn't really get that much for our birthdays But my grandpa always bought me a special president. No one else because we had the same birthday. Oh, yeah You also have the same birthday as Think of a single Birthday as Frankenstein there we go Dracula. Yes, everyone knows.

That's why it's so ironic But all of you all the famous monsters at board on October 31st. The mommy he's there the invisible man probably oh yeah Every ghost play face, but that's a Batman villain Dracula. Hey, let's see the invisible man's birth certificate Yes, it's tough to say I'm holding it up right now Did you guys notice that I dropped out for like a minute there? I did yeah, I didn't notice you but you're back now in pitcher We only had your audio earlier Because sometimes you sometimes you just don't talk for that long so I didn't know I know and then I came back in the middle of a conversation I wasn't like oh sure let's wait until that I think it's back.

It's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah Which I think was that was the correct move so yeah, no, it's fine I do want to say that before we go on you for that I feel like a lot of people are tuning in this week expecting it to be our big Christmas spectacular So we did promise last week that we would be back with 12 segments of Christmas Yes, and that has not been the case we are going to be doing 12 segments of Christmas But we just decided that you know what we miss our beautiful boy so much that we want to wait until he's here with us in person So next week despite the fact that Christmas will already have happened We're gonna do our 12 segments of Christmas then as our kind of year-end or and then following that will force be the top 10 Clips of the year countdown, which is I think everybody's favorite show every year Everyone loves that and you know what I think we have a clear contender for clip of the year in our clip of the week this week But John you kind of ran down the list for me before we started to join today And it has been an incredible year for clips of the week. I'm really excited to see how the votes are gonna shake down So remember folks This is an entirely determined by you and your votes and you need to be part of a Facebook group to do that So head on over to Facebook comm slash groups slash real good show to make your voice heard That's right and so yeah, I'll be posting that probably sometime after this episode comes out and getting everyone Or maybe next week. Oh, no, I'll post it whenever I feel like okay, then we'll then we'll go over it together Or like you guys will vote and then But Stefan I'm sure everybody is wondering after last week's big cliffhanger.

How was David Busters? Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, no, it was it was really fun. We played the Mario Kart game.

We played that arcade Mario Kart Yeah, so it was like four carts in a row and you could race other people. Yeah, it was really fun But like it's weird. I don't know if Rob mentioned on the show. No, you know what I think it was Jesse Earlier in the day and he was right is that most of the games are based on like popular mobile games So there's like a lot of flappy bird angry birds that green pig one No, no, it was a different pig it's that it's not angry birds.

It's someone will know what it was Please write a big game and tell us They had a Frogger Style game and it was pirates of the Caribbean themed and then the parts of the Caribbean characters were like in like Minecraft mode Okay, and it was Frogger and it was the stupidest game I've ever seen in my so is it is it green pig live septic tank treatment? Yeah, okay No, I'm looking it up. It says yeah, that's weird though If everything with green pig that comes up is angry birds or there's a game called kick out green pigs This is a game with characters from Angie birds in which you try to remove the evil pigs There's also a Pig might have been a different animal while that would make sense completely thrown it's off the trail She's is correct. I know exactly the one I'm talking about now It's called cut the rope.

Oh, yeah, that's a Great game. Yeah, I mixed him up cuz I get angry birds. It's like a little monster. Yeah, he's like a lizard or something Cut the rope looking it up to see what they say is the guy is Yeah, just like a little monster looks like mmm It's not like a classic arcade though.

I was expecting you to be able to play like all of these you know arcade classics And it's all they had a game bullshit. It was mostly mobile game, but they had The world's biggest Pac-Man and they had like I mean they had like big buck hunter and like house of the dead and a couple things like that One of the Terminator games from the Jurassic Park games the one where you're in the Jeep Yeah, it was it lost or it might have been like a newer one actually It was all pretty new okay, um, I just want you to know that the sense awful that I had like such lofty expectations in my mind I felt good. This was gonna be and ultimately it doesn't sound very good at all I'm glad that Dave and buster's doesn't exist and can I drop out in the middle of describing my burger you did? Yeah, yeah, it keeps it keeps cutting out of like the exact same time So I don't know what's going on there, but the burger was good It had what on it steak.

Oh, so it was a steak sandwich. No, there's a burger and there's a steak on top of the burger Okay, wait, what? It was an affiliate cheesesteak so it was like cut out okay, but it sounds like not something I would want the best appetizer I will recommend this to anyone one day investors. I forget what it's called But it was like some sort of pepperoni pretzel bite and it's it's like a giant pretzel and it's sliced up And then they put cheese and pepperoni on top of it So it's like a pizza kind of thing, but it's made of pretzel are you sure it was a pepperoni pizza pretzel bite or was it like a potato chip?

No, it was okay. I know like this up right now, too According to Wikipedia, he is just a green creature and his name is om nom Okay, and there is a cut the rope game called my om nom And in this game the player has their own om nom to feed dress up and play with it includes some simple. Gotcha It has some simple games to play with om nom and is similar to having a tamagotchi Okay, it was called the pepperoni pretzel pull apart. Okay as you pull it apart What you recommend for people visiting Dave investors?

Yeah, and then we pulled all of our points together in the night and we got a little helicopter for the office Oh, so he rode it broke it. Oh, okay, I said he rode it. I'm like, oh, no, I mean it's like this big It was fun. Well, I asked it.

I think it still flies. It just doesn't have half the legs go off So if it can't land anymore, where it could still fly no, I can't take off unless you're holding it. Oh, yeah So wait do kids go to this place? No, well, I think kids are allowed to go but they have to be accompanied by adults But it's very much like a 21 plus The drinks are the fucking stupid.

I should have ever seen they had they've glow in the dark adult snow cones It just sounds like a tribute to like American decadence the entire model from top of it is but like not good like not good American like like what someone from Huntsville, Alabama thinks decadences. Yes. Yeah, it was pretty decadent I can get steak on my burger. There's a lot of there are a lot of TVs and there were sports on the TVs And we had a private room in the back You brought the strippers no, there's a guy who's a donkey con who like took his tie-on There that's fair.

Yeah, Donkey Kong jumped out of a barrel barrel shake Oh my yeah, I guess you were in like the high roller room the back of a fucking arcade. Yeah, it was literally called the boardroom. Oh Oh, it's like more than B. O.

R. E. D. I'm gonna go to Chuck E.

Cheese again as an adult now I know how it holds up. Hey, I'm gonna have a child who's having a birthday So that's the only way they let out in there at this point is it probably I don't know Could I just go cuz I was in the middle of a bunch of kids birthday? Yeah, it'd be weird But I don't think there's any like rule again I don't think they're gonna be like sir. Are you with the child like it like adults must be accompanied by children It's a reverse rule.

Yeah, um if you want to sit in this section of Chuck E. Cheese You must have a child with you Did you guys see that news story this week about the guy in New York who was arrested for fraud after he had made a million dollars? Sally and Chuck E. Cheese tokens as bitcoins.

I think that's you're not to be fake unfortunately Oh really the same website that said Ajit Pai slayed into me a Khalifa's DMS, which obviously did not happen. Okay. I know it's a very funny story It's one of those like satirical news sites that doesn't understand what satire actually is Yeah, like there's no evidence that it's yeah. No, they don't try to there's nothing saying Oh, this is a joke.

It's not like smart enough to be like the onion where it's like, okay, well This is obviously a joke. This is making some sort of social commentary that is yeah Funny to me. Yeah, that's too bad. I really thought that guy was a hero Well, I know it would have been great.

I guess though It makes sense because like what could you really arrest him for? You know, it's not a crime to separate a fool from their money is it? Well, yeah It's fraud. It's like the definition of like wouldn't you know looking at the thing that it's a fucking Chuck E.

Cheese token I don't know. I didn't happen though, right? That's true. That's true.

Here's a fun trivia question. What does the E and Chuck E. Cheese stand for entertainment? Okay, yeah, I think we've done this before.

I was gonna say Charles entertainment cheese. That's right. I was gonna say eat them like a cheese But I know that's wrong. I think that's wrong.

Scooby-Doo's name is apparently scoopert doobert It's so true and speaking of people's real names or full names. I should say I don't know how real they are But yeah, I've definitely we have a lot of fake things that have donated to the show. I'm assuming that's what you're segway Yes, yes, exactly. We have some people to thank this week for keeping the lights on.

Yes here. Absolutely. So what in my house? Yes, and in my house also.

Yeah, thank you for keeping the lights on in my house. I don't have a job. I Mean I do but it helps, you know, yeah I feel like that's uh, this is a point of big at me is the two of you have full-time employment No, it's not a day. No, okay.

It's just I'm just saying in my life. I just don't specifically use this money for the hydro Just like two part-time jobs and you have this which essentially is a full-time job. No, I have several part-time jobs and independent contract work So yeah, that's up the reality of like being a millennial exactly. Yeah, exactly I was exceedingly rare.

Yeah, exactly. Oh two out of three of us have found a way to do it somehow apparently. Yeah for nine years Yeah, yeah, it's been totally normal for me I went to school for the specifically for the job I had and I got the job right after I was done school Well, in some ways that was like me, but I would have to just that's true But you did have to live in chat. Yeah, I would have to keep living in small towns to continue working full-time Right, and that's what I'm making it happen.

Yeah, you're making a success story I'm an inspiration to the people out there. Yeah, I'm so inspired that they choose to give us money absolute help us continue doing it You too can work 26 hours a week. You just put your mind to work more than that. I'm just joking Just it's all jokes.

You think I keep that track of your work schedule sometimes? I do actually think about it sometimes like oh you said three products games this week. That's 18 hours Anyway, I think these do it these feel like real names first donor. Oh, do we gotta play that theme?

So yeah, let's do it Thank you for donating to the show to the show you work hard for your money that we know that we know segments where we read out all your names We say it wrong your parents are to blame This is comes from the 14th Sam that listens to our show. Thank you very much to Sam Carlisle Sam Carlisle Yeah pledging five dollars. Well, I don't want to assume it's pronounced Carlisle. It could be Carlisle.

No, it's Carlisle for sure I see the Sam's Club. Yes, exactly which Sam's Club. Yeah, no, no, that's no one's ever thought of that. I would say and yeah, it's great.

I just not taking anymore I don't think I'm pretty sure there's still Sam's I was thinking of Sam the record man. He's long since deceased. I'm pretty sure yeah. Yeah, exactly I think what?

Stephanie's left the call again. Oh my god. I don't know what it is because literally my internet is fine Why are you making this more difficult guys? Wi-Fi in LA just a true disaster.

No, I I lived with it too. Yeah, no, I know it's bad I'm agreeing with it being bad. Sorry. What did you say?

Stephanie you're talking about Costco? Yeah, Sam's club is like Walmart's Costco. Oh, right. Yeah, right.

Okay. Yes Maybe after Sam Walton. Maybe the problem is the founder of Walt the repeal of net neutrality. This is our first episode recorded post Yes, that is true.

Yeah, that is true. They hate our podcast specifically Everything else is fine. Yeah, Cornell's fine. All that important stuff.

A jeep pie is like real good show number one on the hit list Hey, it's because we're trying to make pile legal right? That's true. That's true. That was a great job.

Thank you to Sam Carpile Nothing but I realized after I said carpile. I'm like, oh, that's kind of like a back. It's like a car accident It's kind of cool. I guess anyway.

Thank you Sam. Thank you Sam and thank you to Jesse McMillan for pledging 569 very nice Our favorite Jesse. Yes, exactly. Definitely our favorite Jesse.

There's no doubt about it. I don't even think we know any other Jesse's do we? I Think you do Jesse McMillan come think of anyone top Jesse Yeah, thanks to those people. Thank you to Sam and Jesse.

I feel lost without the seek you cat Honestly, I have like a mental map of how everything is supposed to take down and I'm just last week you did a fake Yeah, I'm not doing that again. I did not enjoy the product. I had no I don't enjoy I'm just gonna. Can I say this now somehow is way better.

Yeah, you can say it's a good everyone like it's It's really better. Yeah, they're not gonna be listening. Hey, see you didn't even listen to these episodes when they were paying to put their ads on it So I'm not too rated like two episodes and he picked the two wrong episodes to listen to well I mean, you know, what's wrong and what's right, you know, well they specifically told us what was wrong in email. Yeah, yeah That's true.

That's true. They definitely they do that. Yes, but a little bit of tease for you guys because I think we're gonna do a bonus episode That's entirely about seeking or any burning of rage with a sponsor, which I don't think I can't foresee that having any profession no in the future with like a tango sponsor not gonna be like well these guys Put an episode behind a paywall they charge people money I gone a Big start-up that was sponsoring them, but I think we should be safe like we'll respond to them then I can't see that happening to us No, I don't think that's gonna happen. We're not gonna look at what's behind the paywall.

I don't believe so the episode's gonna be called like See here's exactly. I think that's what we're gonna call it. Yeah. Yeah SMDS G baby I'm nothing nothing will you know, of course promote future donations like advertising that sweet sweet content coming soon to the donor for you And the hexmus episode.

Yeah, I'm very excited about that And the heavyweights episode we know we already put that out Yeah, and we're recording. I didn't even know that what we put out like two weeks ago. Oh fuck I'm recording another mailbag after this one comes to it's all happening, but this is not technically linked to heavyweights in the Facebook group Yeah, I think I didn't actually because I think that's what I was like in promoted it, but I felt like we never I didn't I remember being like oh, I never saw him got it. Okay.

Well my joke doesn't stand. No, it's fine. I understand It was a mistake Rob wisdom was on the episode. I should have promoted it more if you like If you send me the link, I'll tweet about it sure Yeah, enjoy the hard way.

I'm glad that you got to listen on this little business meeting How are you guys gonna spend your Patreon Well some of it's going to hide right now some of it is going to Christmas gifts of course. Oh, yes No, not really just finish today and I will say this is my first Christmas of my new nephew back it and He's a very sweet boy and he I went shopping just for him today. I'd finished everyone else Did you go to babies are us I did I went to Toys R Us and babies are us and I went to hip baby and Bought a sweet onesie hip baby. Yeah, it's on fourth in our view is and it's a clothing store It's like a clothing store for babies, but it's like for hipster like fedoras and little like vape Yeah, they spent yeah, I bought back in a vape pen I got them started early Absolutely.

Yeah, I got a sweet little care bears vape pen with applesauce Absolutely Absolutely absolutely vape pacifier everybody's heard of it. Oh, but we there's an ad that plays on station at work For easy vape they're like our big sponsors for conox games apparently Oh, yeah, it's like when you need to know that your e-juice is is Canadian made come to easy, babe I'm like I can't imagine How is that sound amazing you basically nailed that read? Exactly, so I'll just clip that out and send it to them to them every week. Yeah.

Yeah, I definitely know like there's a big market for ethical My local mom and pop vape producers. Hey, man listen this cotton candy vape tastes amazing But was it made in Canada? It's otherwise I can knock it behind it. Oh, yeah, dude This is straight from loose job.

I need to know that my vape juice was produced within like a 100 kilometer radius of where I absolutely It's ironic that there's a pacifier baby's because the big pen is for society Soon you said that the vape pen is a pacifier for society Society Where because my joke is really bad you were like, it wasn't a great joke either I thought it was a great joke. It really made me reflect on like the nature of society. Yeah, yeah So you remember earlier in the show like 45 seconds ago is like yeah There's a baby theoretically when if there's a if paper for babies because John the baby Baby there's an empty back it Pends for babies it would be maybe shaped like a suitor like a pacifier And it's like well, it's kind of ironic that is a It's a big pen a pacifier because a real big pen for adults for like for guys like me and you it's like a it's a pacifier for society Amazing that what you just said took about 15 times as long as what you said before and it did not cut out I was just really praying it was gonna cut out when you got to punch like I wanted it more than I've almost wanted anything in the world Oh, what did you get back in for so so hit baby with what's dope? It's just like they just had like a bunch of yeah Like honestly like kind of like cool toys and stuff then they had like all the clothes were like instead of just being like your basic onesies They were like I don't like really fancy onesies like I got a bamboo onesie So it's real comfy.

I don't have to be comfy. It's really sweet It's like a navy blue and it's got like planets and stars and stuff on it and it's got like lime green Handsees and booties. Yeah, I think I'm pretty I think the art plan to made entirely wood well bamboo is not made of wood Yeah, well, yeah, it's I mean it's made of itself. Yeah, it's made of it's like bamboos made of wood.

Yeah, you make bamboo out of cedar It's a bamboo happened when when British settlers brought cedar trees to Japan Have we have only treated the wood after having carved it on their boats. Yeah, we planted cedar I like the idea One's he made out of the enemy's country six that we pulled out of prisoner war Yeah, here here put this on your maybe it's wood. Okay. Well, it's it's obviously your first nephew.

Yes Mistake yeah, yeah clothes man of wood. Yeah, my sister's probably gonna freak out. She'll be like oh my god Johnny really would close I mean they make clothes out of like melted down pop bottles and stuff too. Oh, yeah Like that's a Christmas as babies my parents bought me all that wood clothes And you're in my life just they're taking sponges out Well, I'm putting around in a fucking suit of armor On everything I mean, it was just faster What did you get back it though?

Okay, so I got him that onesie and it is made of like the bamboo If you've never had like bamboo sheets or anything like that they're very very comfortable It's a cotton that they make out of bamboo. It's not made out of wood step in But very comfortable, but yeah the store has like little button-ups for babies and sweaters and stuff Like that's why it's like I guess like hit baby or never so I got him that and then I got him a I got him a custom onesie Because I always call him a big bad bucket. So I got him a custom onesie. Oh, yeah So that'll be dope and I got him a little stuffed lion that like plays Sounds and music and stuff and then I got him toy for the bath He likes bath time a lot So it's like a little turtle and it floats in the bath and then the bottom has like holes in it So when you pull it out of the bath, it's like a little shower so you can just like play around or I would imagine that buying Christmas gifts for like a one-year-old or he's not even know he's two and a half months Yeah, I would imagine that that's like you should get on you don't have to get him anything Well, it's not gonna have any memory of you just going out of your way to make him Down the road back into my car.

Oh, Uncle John. Thank you for that fucking wood clothes Yeah, exactly. He'll have his own podcast by then and he'll be talking about how I deeply scarred his life because I got him wood clothes But shopping for a baby has to be super easy because it's like the one Christmas shopping where you're like never tempted to buy anything for yourself along the way You know, have you been in Toys R Us a couple times? Yeah, I want to buy everything that's in there, man Babies are as I imagine is not like that.

No, they're as like, yeah, and Justin you go hog while in Toys R Us. Oh, yeah Star Wars Lego Lego fuck man. Have you seen the Nerf guns they have now? Like I'm already like I'm already over this the H.

She is Like it's cool. He was born. I was at the hospital the night. He was born.

I've coddled him a few times He's so good. You just want to skip like seven years down the line Yeah, now I want him to be like four or five so I can buy him a dope ass nerf gun that my sister gets super mad about me buying And then we can chase each other around the house and peg each other with a nerf that does sound pretty good Yeah, dude that's sick like there was this nerf gun I saw today and it was like it looked like a gatling gun from world war I've actually had a crank on it. Yeah, I've seen this. Oh my god.

I was like man I am going to fuck this kid up with nerf when we get older. It's gonna be great Well, when he gets older, I mean I guess technically I'll get older. You need to be like wearing a like fucking bullet Oh, buddy clip across the chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be awesome first.

Well, yeah It was really I mean like everything for babies is the cutest like I love babies. I'm sure I've talked about that on the show before So it's just very difficult every week. It's very difficult for me not to not to buy I'm like every like everyone's you're like, oh my god, that is oh, but that's so cute Like it was just it was very difficult not to buy everything but I think I'm I think I'm set well What did you want for yourself? Oh, yeah?

Yeah, we're gonna. Yeah, let's reveal our Chris our 2017 Christmas list Well, I want to Nintendo switch and I feel pretty confident that I'm gonna get one and I think that's gonna be my main present Because I think I talked on the show about my projector, right? Yeah, you will know actually I don't think you have okay So that's a new yeah my black Friday purchase was I bought a projector for my bedroom Because uh live with roommates and they're lovely, but we share one tv So sometimes it's nice to just be in my room and watching something on the projector and because the Nintendo switch can kind of be played on anything I'll probably just keep that in my room and play it in there So yeah, so my main thing is I want to Nintendo switch and then what we're gonna talk about what we want most in 2018 Yes, 2018. I want I want to be Austin.

Yeah, are you surprised that that did not happen at the most recent game? No, because he was sick. He was sick on that road trip. Did you try to make it happen?

No, did you just know he was sick? So he didn't even I knew he was sick. So I didn't bother. Look at you be a polite I'm a very respectful boy.

I'm Austin is a very good boy I don't know if you saw that article going around today about all the stuff He's done at sick kids hospital in Toronto for people with cystic fibrosis I did not see that because uncle died when he was young and his uncle was the one who got him into hockey and his uncle died of cystic fibrosis And so as soon as he got to Toronto He contacted the hospital about being involved with kids with cystic fibrosis and he's been doing that since He's a great man And yeah, so in 2018 whether it's in the summer if I got a fly to Scottsdale And just to hang out with Jackson and awesome. Oh if Jackson was like, yeah, man, you can come hang out in the house Yeah, hell yeah, or like go golfing. He loves to golf. So I'll play around with Austin.

No big deal like whatever So, yeah, this is this is the year I'm really clear that that was I'll play a round with Austin. Yes, I'll play around with Austin Well, that too. We might just be like playing in the driveway. Maybe we'll get some just wrestling in the front yard Absolutely.

Absolutely. We'll throw some bamboo on the fire and just uh Just have a sweet old time Like hey, have you seen my son's clothes? Flyer, you know, I'm the jokers. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, so that's I think my wish for 2018 Is that this is gonna be the year that I'm going to meet uh Austin?

Okay, it'd be nice if the Leafs had a deep play off run I don't really know what to ask for for Christmas this year I think it's probably too late to ask for something at this point because I would imagine that most of the shopping for me has been done already Oh, so you think that you've dropped enough hints? No, okay, no Like I said, I don't know what I want so I haven't dropped hints for anything But the big day is a week away as we record this so it's a little late But I was thinking if I wasn't gonna ask for something to ask for a I would probably ask for a subscription to the athletic Oh, yeah, you gotta get on that. I got that from my brother-in-law I was gonna get one I was gonna say hopefully he's not listening to this and then I remembered he was deaf Before I even said Like it was just a quick thought flash in my mind where I was like, oh wait, just cold listen to this I was like, oh, right. No, he doesn't listen to anything.

No, he hasn't since he was born Um, because I was gonna buy one at the beginning of the season when they were like 35 or 35 Pardon sorry Justin. I just want to go back. John was like good guy. Oh, yeah, good guy Despite the fact that he's like good guy.

No, I'm back at his death. Like most deaf people are bad But I mean I've met lots of deaf people and some of them are bad I mean I could really take a lot of them, but Cole's a real good guy. No, it was more just like Yeah, he's a super nice guy And if people don't know that about me like if they think I'm some like hard asshole I do know sign language so put that in your pipe and smoke it Um, I learned a language for this guy that has sex with my sister. So that's that's that's a lot of medication.

Yeah, that is dedication I'm like Also, it shows that you are not prejudiced one way or the other you're not going to show sympathy for someone just because they have a disability No, it could be an asshole. Absolutely. You really need to do the homework and find out what 100 percent is all about I'm not a fact that they're deaf. Yeah, don't just assume don't just assume.

Yeah, no, I think you're 100 percent man. Yeah, no, there's some real there's some real fucking weirdos in deaf community, but in the hearing community as well I don't like a lot of people to get every community What Yeah, you are well, we couldn't hear you on that one. So I know that you necessarily are I'm guessing you did great Yeah, I'm guessing whatever Um, I would assume what you want is to be rescued from 10,000 leagues under the sea right now You did for a second you're back now. It's 20,000 Always not always But yeah As my sorry as my christmas thing and then for my sports wish for 2018 It's that the Canucks finally win the lottery and then I have to win it when it like I'm not saying number one But like number two and number three.

This year's good. Yeah, two my top three would be happy with this year. Yeah, that's for sure So stuff in your mouth now, uh, well, I think I'm becoming something of like a sneaker head Which I recently discovered is not an antiquated racial slur for uh, Scandinavians with huge foreheads I got Thank you airmaxes recently and I kind of want to get more of those so they're a company and I like to wear them Uh, or maybe a Brock besser jersey. That would be cool too.

Well, I'm getting you a shirt Well, right. Yeah, that's not gift. That's like a legal requirement. Well, yeah, but um the thing about like people who are like sneaker collectors Though, it's like and you can only wear one at once, you know, well, too That's true one pair That's the thing about sneakers.

It's like I've always said just wanted it Maybe if you had a whole-time job, you know, what it's like to have two shoes Well, you know, I have to steal the like the demo one when they just put one on the wall I can't afford it because I don't work in that so I just find a shoe that I like I take the one off the wall you go to you go to the store and they're like, oh, it's weird I looked in the back and I couldn't find the match for this one. I thought it's perfect I'm not like I'm not gonna go crazy, but just like another pair of nice Um, and then my sports which is similar justins, but I'm gonna go like realistic Um By the way, you want like a top two pick this year, I think like three there's a bit of a drop off but yeah, true Dali and her sachnikov would be great Yeah, but I'm gonna say I want like I need your players. I've been like reading about it watching Um, because I can't I mean obviously I watched dalene highlights and special highlights, but it's just painful already And I want like a quinq's or a philipzadina Or a mochaist Exactly. I think that's probably gonna be the top five.

Um, yeah, good shot. I don't think I've been doing as well this year I look kind of just playing in easy double a Um, so yeah, I'm gonna be I'm setting my goals My my sports gift for 2018 relatively realistic also betting being fired would be nice too Yep, but that might be out of the question because he has the injury excuse in back pocket. So but just another number five pick You know, it's both four this time one step at a time. Hey, yeah, yeah makes sense.

I can't be greedy with your wishes here No, that's true. But speaking of rasmas dalene. I have a fun little announcement here that I can make Uh that uh friend of mine from my chatwind days is now the english language commentator for the Swedish elite league Uh and he did two sit down interviews this week one with dalene and one with Elias peterson And uh because he is like the english language voice who's doing the interviews with them They wanted a secondary voice to come in and do voiceovers and uh, I got asked to do that So there's going to be some big uh video interviews for the swedish elite league talking to, you know, the two big prospects over there The you know the number one pick in the draft and of course the guy that conux fans are already obsessed with in peterson And initially I thought I was just going to be doing like newsman voiceovers over some like highlights or whatever But uh john you kind of uh steered me towards the direction of what it probably is going to be But of course they speak swedish and they want an english voice to come in and dub over their answers And uh, yes, that is what I am going to do So but honest now that i'm thinking about it, they should know english well enough like most european hockey paulike peterson was speaking english after the draft Yeah He speaks english so maybe it is just voiceovers over top of clips and stuff Yeah, okay, maybe but I don't know that's interesting. Yeah, because originally that was my thought was that you'd be it'd be like uh So Elias like how's your year going and you'd be like oh well my years been going there like that's a weird I'm the english voice that i'm ras moustelene.

Yeah, exactly Yeah, no, it's probably not that you're it is actually probably what you thought now i think about it because they should both be fluent in english But I was going to say they have said it I might not be doing the daleen video because they've reached out to nicholas lidsrum to see if he will do the voiceover for us And he probably won't and if he doesn't it will be me so maybe it is doing the dubbing of swedish answers Yeah, maybe i don't know i've been responding to english questions It must be like a void no it must be like a voiceover like just explaining their season and stuff like yeah They reached out to lidsrum to be talking about like how impressive they are I mean I think that that's usually how like they pick people for stuff It's like oh should we get the the hall of famer who's won three Stanley cups and is regarded as possibly the best defense of all time Or joustin But can i get my guess gustin sure i think what it is is they'll be doing They're even english so peterson and deline will be steaming in english and you're gonna be dubbing over in swedish The swedish guys steaming english and they have you dubbing over in swedish I would love to do that i like that i've spoken some swedish before i used to do interviews of curlers and i interviewed a couple Swedish curlers and i just did some questions in swedish for fun i do just want people to know this is not a bit It is very real that if they cannot get nicholas lids yeah that i am the backup choice behind nicholas lidsrum I think one thing i think that's really cool about this is like when good things happen to me We put it at the end of the show when everyone's already stopped listening and then when something cool happens to you we put it right in the middle I'm not plugging this i'm just saying it's kind of a plug i mean i could have said like hey i'm opening for nicholas We were just talking about dahline so it seemed like a perfect opportunity to bring it up a perfect opportunity that you planned before the show started Maybe you were part of the planning process you didn't bring up these gripes at the time i know and i they're not legitimate rights still a bit i really don't care look forward to that in a couple weeks here i'm excited for yeah me too speaking of voiceovers we got a great clip of the week we do we do yeah speaking of uh Of yeah i guess it's voiceovers to radio broadcasters but yeah this was uh from the outdoor game of the NHL centennial celebration that was played in Ottawa this past weekend i really wanted to watch this game and i didn't get a chance to because it looked like at least from the practices that they were taking in the days leading up to it that the visuals Were going to be spectacular yeah, but they were playing right in front of parliament hill basically yeah right that's where the practices were yeah i think the game was Some was at a stadium though wasn't it i think it was just the practices in the alumni game or at the redo canal or on parliament earlier and then i think the game was at the football oh yeah you're probably right i think i'm pretty sure i wouldn't know because i didn't watch but i wanted to but for those who wanted to watch and couldn't yeah i was at Lands down part and tuned in on the radio instead you were treated to what i think is going to be i would be surprised if this is not in a clip of the year conversation a couple weeks time of course it is a pretty packed field that it will have to beat out but i think between recency bias and just the overall quality of this clip it is going to A mass a ton a ton of votes in clip of the year voting and this is uh senators radio and answers dean brown and gourd wilson talking in gourd talking about the Canadian combo i've ever heard yeah They are talking about the numerous ways you can get in touch with the broadcast via social media To stay tuned after gourd and i are done it's the ts and 1200 jim k4 late consent of his post game show enmendiz shon simpson calls questions emails tender twitter grinder all the social media stuff they'll have that going on after the game tonight grinder i don't know what i need to do so i just mentioned them all is grinder a thing i guess i don't know what it is but i can only imagine what's found on grinder or who's found on grinder well all right i think it probably has something to do with you know those mixed masters i don't know grinder attachment okay Probably all the things you can grind with one of those machines cheese vegetables I don't know i'll get to a mat to figure out what that is and let us know what grinder actually is i just i've heard it so i know it's part of the social media thing Not that i'm old and not into this yeah i know you are Not quite as old and not into it as i am but you're getting there Okay, so the one guy definitely knows what it is right because i'm a guy yeah because he says like Uh, you never know what or who you'll find on there like he seems to suggest that he knows and i like the other guy legitimately thinks it's an app that's connected to a food processor Yeah, um the color The color guy is tough i think he might be because he says tinder too right yes he said no he says he says tinder twitter and grime Okay, yeah Yeah, so i think there's an off chance that he has heard like his kids or you know some like younger friends or something he's talking about this Right, uh and just assumes maybe vaguely knows they're dating apps or who knows he just knows they're like these apps Yeah, so i think it's possible he may have also just added himself on tv which is which is great Gord Wilson was the color guy there i do think that you're right john that he does know because the things that he's saying are like One of the apps immediately are two on the nose. Yeah when he's like, uh, it's not that you're like too old and not into this Yeah, which is itself like a pretty fucking hilarious thing. Yeah, but he also got not into this is i Yeah, oh my god That is the best part of that clip for me though is clearly either the producer or the intern that they're tasked with uh Find out what grinder is so Last shot no what grind Like i like to imagine that later in the game. They're like so we've spoken to shawn Turns out it's an app for gay men who are looking to hook up Straight straight like straight face.

Oh man. Oh, that's great. Yeah, just real good stuff And i just love the idea that he didn't look into it at all like he was just like i don't really know what it is But i've heard people talking about it so i'll just throw it out there on tv Her on the ray mentioned on the internet before yeah Heard about this clip i assumed it was like caught on like a hot mic right but it's Amazing. Yeah, so funny.

We have a second clip here as well because if i want to sneak this one in For voting eligibility we have to play it today as well. I don't think it's as funny as the one we just heard there But it is definitely it's cool. It's cool. It's cool.

It's cool. It's funny But it's cool and I wish that we got to hear things like this more often because it's like I can't think of getting a full back and forth Player dialogue during a play before like not during the NFL. No, this is an exchange between clay math use and cam newton During the green bay carolina game from this past week and hopefully you should be able to make it out right here Boom so great so clay math uses the line backer for green bay and he calls out. It's that wheel route And cam newton turns to and he says oh you've been watching film, huh and clay math use this yeah, and he says that's cool watch this Immediately throws a slant pass to mccaffrey for a time wide open So yeah, I love that the only thing I can think of that was like a clear back and forth that I really liked was in the And it wasn't quite to do with a play but was in the the one season of nhl 24 seven when steve odd and clodgeru were betting on who was going to win more face-offs And uh because steve aute was talking about it was like their first face off against each other and steve aute was like i'm probably gonna win this And drew was like i don't know i'm pretty good in face-offs and steve aute like have you checked an hl.com lately i'm in the top three And jaroos like oh that's great he's like i don't normally check who wins face-offs on the on the internet But sure like and then i think ots like hundred bucks of face-off and jaroos like okay sure So that was that was a good one that i thought was like and then they showed them a couple more times like before every time they faced off against each other They were like beaking each other about the face-off that's great.

No i like i like like friendly Like amicable trash talk with this you know yeah where there's clearly a level of fun and respect going on as opposed to just like i'm gonna fucking kill you Yeah exactly um but yeah so bear you in the ground two little clips this week to sneak in before uh we we do our boating on clip of the year Yeah, um so get those folks in head on over the facebook group where in the meantime uh speaking of points tabulated for the end of the year I think it's time we head on over to our top three questions of the week Hey, yo, it's the top three questions of the week on real good show. You know what the fuck it is bitch We murder and cfl pog taps up in this motherfucker russell look out Anything good in the mailbag this week john you know it baby there is not okay So here we go we got we're getting real close to the end of the year It's a real fight a real dog fight at the top of the leaderboard for the prize package of t-shirts and whatever the hell else I decide to send you from the collection of real good show garbage I haven't my mistake because everyone on the top of the list is a fucking dog Yeah, yeah, we all got that That's why it's a dog fight Clean dog fight. Yeah, it's uh that wasn't your best work. Uh you probably wish that the wi-fi would have cut out when you said that Uh I'm going through a tunnel right now.

I can't do that All right, our first question uh the week comes in the 100 point question and he is on this list This moves him up to 400 points comes in from at rad villainy on twitter and he writes uh what sport would look the coolest if all the athletes were wearing sunglasses What sport I mean baseball they kind of are yeah, but none of them wear cool sunglasses. They wear those like lame-ass like oakley Yeah, like back in the 90s. I feel like they were wearing those like rainbow reflector wrap. Oh, yeah awful Yeah, they're so bad.

So yeah baseball. Yes, they do wear sunglasses, but it's not ideal I think tennis would be pretty sick because you could get away with maybe needing to wear them in the sun And then you're also just like making all these like roger feterer wearing sunglasses would look cool And after like a huge smash you can like put your glasses down a little bit and then like push them back And yeah, I'm like you know that like cetera would just have like a classy pair of like nice aviators And like Nadal would have those like over the head oakleys. Yes I'm gonna go with um with uh by afro-bon Uh the only little round glasses are those like they're a blind So when they shoot you're worried that they might like hit a thing. Yeah, and it's like oh that's really impressive Is that you're blind?

Yeah, I mean Really dangerous those are the ones that don't have like uh Like, you know, I don't even know what it's called the bridge that goes back to your ear It's just like clips on your nose arms. Yeah arms. Yeah, yeah, we're glasses. I don't fucking know what they're called arms But blind blind people glasses of arms.

Oh, yeah, but I know the ones you're talking You're talking about like the teaching answer whatever. Yeah. Yeah like Morpheus in the matrix. That's what I was imagining when you're talking about that Yeah, it's kind of it, but I think the blind you know the tail one guy's on the bottom.

Yeah, they wear the ones. Yeah, right Right, right. Yeah, it's on the John Lennon class. Yes.

Yeah, but darker Yeah, um, I'm going to go with football because I feel like underneath the helmets it would be Pretty great. It's like it's the one it's only the one sport where you need it the least and probably would be the most uncomfortable having it underneath Definitely uncomfortable. Um, but I just think like if like how great would any touchdown pass be when you like cut to the quarterback afterwards and he's wearing fucking sunglasses 24-7. Yeah, that's true.

It'd be like the smoke and jay cutler meme, but just like all the time with every quarterback Especially like night games. They're all still wearing sunglasses underneath the helmets. Yeah, I'm all about it Signing up for uh sunglass football. All right question number two comes in from junior his first time appearing in this I guess I should say he or she or they whatever comes in from at vicinity van city and they ask What would every other Canadian city's dark guy look like in your mind?

So for those of you who are maybe not familiar there was a guy who gained internet fame last year earlier this Or sorry. Yeah earlier this year when the Leafs were making their playoff run against the Washington capitals They cut to him in the crowd and he had full leaves face paint on and uh unlit cigarette hanging out of his mouth because he was so stressed So stressed out about the game and now he has a radio personality in Toronto. Is he actually? Yeah, he's on tsn radio with Todd Shapiro like every day No on the weekend they had like a saturday saturday afternoon show or something like that because Shapiro after dark I happened he went on Shapiro show a bunch and Shapiro just like really liked him Like very knowledgeable dude like solid guy and so now they have a yeah, they have a sports show on tsn I need to figure out my gimmick.

Yeah, you need a dark item. Yeah Okay, Vancouver. It would be a blunt Yes, definitely yeah or joint guy or it would be like a vape pen. Yeah, and it would be a regular Yes, exactly.

Yeah. Yeah, one of those games like recently where the Canucks have been getting their ass handed to them Seven one blow out half the section is cleared out and he's just lighting up a joint Yeah, it's like a guy in letter Kenny's name is joint boy to be like that like joint guy Apparently best there's gonna be back just in time for our big night out with my dad. Oh nice Yeah, I can't wait that we get that to look forward to it was supposed to like a 10 nothing dropping at the hands of the black Ox otherwise. Yeah, that'll be good I'm sure you'll drink I would just have more cigarettes.

Yeah, that's what I said Justin thought that he would have a bag Yeah, I thought I was imagining bag that guy. Yeah, everybody jake golds me who snuck like an entire charcuterie board into a blue jay's game Well, he didn't sneak it in you're allowed to bring outside food. That's true. That's true He just brought a truck who the entire charcuterie board.

So yeah in my estimation Montreal dark guy has like a full-on French bag yet and like a big thing of pate and a parade. Yes, definitely a parade that without saying John Okay, sorry all were picturing that okay Making sure I think Calgary's land. He's a he's getting caught Caught guy. Yeah, Calgary's would be a racist guy.

It's just a white man wearing a cowboy hat and oppressing a minority Yeah, it's actually both Calgary and I'm only see just talking about can you believe this fucking guy is still our mayor? Yeah, exactly. Yeah for sure Yeah, it's just a Calgary guy trying to pronounce a heat and enchi I think we can all agree. We don't care.

Yeah, I don't know if there's any stereotypes for when it pegs is probably a snow suit guy What if it's probably even more racist than Calgary guy? Snow suit guy, but he's like sweating because he put this nose in on the morning and got really caught out. Yes, exactly Well, it's just a different type of racism when a peg it's racist and towards First Nations people True, but empirically, I believe that when a peg is like the most racist place in Canada. Oh probably studies on it sure Yeah, I'll back it up with them.

Yeah, you know academic study, but I cannot cite. Yeah, but I'm sure exists Yeah, they're being machine. They just point at the city. They go to the city limits and they just like sweep it around Yeah, I was like on a city super racist.

Yeah. Yeah, they have their radar race. What's Ottawa guy though? Ottawa guy is at empty seat The cigarettes just floating there like an alwiley coyote Exactly.

Ottawa's his seat guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, fuck Eugene Melman Yeah, okay, 300 point question comes in and this is now he's taking a commanding 300 point lead He's just been on fire. I feel like guilty almost for featuring him every week when he just has the best questions It's a meritocracy. It might be the only true meritocracy.

There is that's absolutely true. That is That's why a jeep eyes try to shut us down This comes in from Doug Exeter at Doug Exeter and he says here's the situation you must change bodies slash existences with a current pro athlete The catch is if they find you and stab you they get their life back and you die Who do you pick to maximize survival and lifestyle? They they turn into me? Yeah, they become you and you become them So I guess we're because the only thing that I the only wrinkle I'm I'm seeing here is that you're gonna be playing the games So like them taking over your body.

They're gonna know where you are like a hundred times a year or more So are we just assuming that like arena security will always subdue that person I mean could I get on the field and stab Drew Stafford during a Lions game? I don't think so Stafford yeah, sorry I was like thinking of the Winnipeg jet. He also played in Buffalo. That's true.

No, but Destroyed I'm just a big mess right now. Yes, but yes, you're right I was thinking of yes Matthew Stafford and I got mixed up with the right player So again, okay, and then I guess that's also true that like they're really taking a chance because they get thrown in jail if they get caught Yeah, like trying to stab you well I'm trying to think of someone who was like enormously paid but not that good So for whom like if I took over their body and was not that good like people would be like it wouldn't be like wow What a precipitous fall from grace. It's like oh, yeah, I could see how things were trending in that direction for all Well, I'm guessing that like we stay as good as they are. Yeah, okay I'm guessing it's like a like a space jam situation where you like trade essences Yeah, because it says you you change bodies slash existences.

Okay, so I keep his talents Yeah, you keep their body and their talent and they're you but their whole goal now in life is To get their life back. Yes. I'm going to choose Russell Westbrook Just because I think he's like a bit of a freak and he's cagey and like he's got a great life Uh, so I would just think he'd be real difficult to stab like if you wanted to he's kind of a freak athlete I guess this question has come down to who is the hardest person to stab Like someone whose life you would also want. Yeah, here's here's what I would do is I would get myself banned from the United States Uh and I get deported back to Canada and then I would switch bodies with like Jared goth So I can just like chill in LA and be like a quarterback on like one of the best teams in football and then Stepping goth can't come down to get me because he's banned at the border true But that requires a lot of preemptive work though, and I'm not sure that you have time for that I could easily get banned from you know, I already ordered a pressure cooker on the internet But it might be that like uh, you know, like they they uh, I'm assuming you're being offered this by like a genie essentially Sure, there's always some shrink that they had that you weren't expecting this to happen You just happened upon this genie and you've been offered it immediately and you have to do it right away You don't have time to ban yourself at the border.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I still did I think I mean, you know, I think it'd be close But I'm pretty sure Jared dawg could take me to fight. So okay Yeah, that's that's fair I'm gonna go with joe flacko Why what uh, you know, I feel like I'm not giving up a bunch like age-wise where I'm like kissing my life away by Like jumping into the body of an older person. He's like similar to me in age He's two years older than me and extreme like enormously well paid true And like I said like I'm not entirely sold on the idea that I am going to hang on to all of his mental acumen Because I'm still my own brain like consciously on the inside I'm still my own brain and I'm not that good of a quarterback, but neither is he so there's no real problem there I would it's the same mindset that I had earlier with matthew stafford and maybe fuck which one of those guys is better paid Who's oh Stafford who's richer?

Yeah, it's probably his stafford But black goes made more money to this point, but I think overall stafford's contract is bigger Yeah, it would be like because he would just wake up as you and be like, this is my life now, I guess Yeah, no, that's not a bad idea and then I got to coast off the fact that he already won those super bowls I was just thinking if I was joe flacko I would get to like make jokes about being elite all the time Right, which would be fun for a little while anyways, maybe yeah, and oh Yeah, stafford I think you really stumbled onto it Eli Manning is not going to be able to find me and stab me in his body ever He's not in his body. He's in your body. Yeah. Yeah, I met find me in his body.

Oh, I got yes So yeah, yeah, but the problem with Eli Manning is like he's done. Yeah, I know okay. You don't care about the athletic part No, no, no, I just want the money on the lifestyle playing the sport is not that important. Okay, yeah And then I'll probably just I don't know I think I would become like enormously paranoid and reclusive in fear That the real Eli is out there even though I know he's too stupid to ever find me I would just buy like a like a rooftop penthouse and go like Howard Hughes crazy up there Just like don't even give him the opportunity to find me.

I see yeah I would just like to let the record show that you are allowed to have any pro athletes life and your first thought was joe flack I just like I just like to let the record reflect that that was your choice I mean I could be LeBron. Yeah, you could you chose Joe flacko Congrats, yeah, or like Blake Griffin. Yeah, you could do a lot of comedy things Yeah, but that's like see I wouldn't choose that because then there's like a possibility that I could get stabbed out of At like the ucb sure. Yeah, I'm not gonna get stabbed at the field for you know, no a ravens game.

Probably not. Yeah Okay, well, I'm thinking about the stabbing strong. I got my own safety in mind here not what would be the most fun sure man Yeah But with that Go from there into everybody's favorite segment because it means we're on the home stretch the cherry on top of our cynical Sunday We pick the things we like from the world at large one good thing If a lot of people love each other the world would be a better place to live gentlemen what do you like this week? Did I that I already go with the instant pot for my episode?

No, yes, I don't think so you talked about it for sure But yeah, maybe you didn't choose it. I feel like you did get a Fuck I'll choose it a second time. I did you know it was delivered to you during an episode But I don't think you'd used it yet or talked about right now That was a crock-whack. What I feel like you did talk about it.

But anyway, it doesn't matter What I'm gonna take that was ordering crock-whack. You can pick it again. I told you guys are right I know I know you guys are right the instant pot the crock-whack is only like 20 bucks. So whatever but Instant pot is fantastic.

I'm using some tomato soup that I made in it right now I got a good yesterday. I think of two things. I hate more than tomato soup and cooking things in a pot No, does it you like that you like the Instagram name? No, why don't I?

No, no, he hates uh he hates crock-whats. Yeah crock-whats ever poor people. I don't know that you've ever tried a pressure cooker before I haven't it's definitely worth it The instant pot is super legit. Yeah, you think it's cool 20 minutes.

Yeah, but I don't want you minutes Usually takes me like 70 no two hours. Sorry. Not 20 minutes. It's like two hours.

That's those are two very different Different very different. I'm much the double. I was 20 minutes and Irish do was like 40 minutes. Anyway, it's it's fucking it's a miracle Where do you get your recipes from?

I bought a cookbook and I was just google instant pot recipe. The cookbook is good. Okay. I should do that too Yeah, it seems like you haven't recommended your instant pot.

I'm looking back through past episodes right now on the blog Um, I am going to recommend an album. Okay, and that album is pop 2 by Charlie xcx Because it's very good. It's very great. Well, I really like Charlie xcx's first album And then the last couple like mix tapes and albums she's done.

I didn't particularly enjoy I always felt like she was promising a huge amount of talent on her first album that didn't quite get there And then her subsequent albums really confused me. So I was like, oh, this is way worse. She's doing weird shit I don't like it This feels like the full like realization of her like talents the first track Justin. You'll love it's called backseat and it features carly ray jepson It's a great track and the second track out of my head with tovelo is also phenomenal and uh, yeah, just the the whole record is fantastic I really really like it.

Um, so check it out pop 2 Charlie xcx if you if you're a pop music fan you'll love it. All right Uh, well, I thought I would be here today to recommend star wars episode eight the last Jedi Uh, but I did not really enjoy it. I don't think I'm still split on how I feel about it overall I might see it I might need to see it again to decide whether I come down on the negative or positive side, but it's somewhere in the middle I don't feel great about it overall. Uh, and you know, I could tell you that if you want a space adventure that is a guaranteed good time You could go see Thor Ragnarok, but I've already done that Uh, so I'm going to recommend an album for which I've already recommended the lead single But the album hadn't come out yet at the time and it is now out and I do enjoy it very very much And that is a lot of sea lice by Kurt vial and Courtney Barnett Um, you didn't recommend that.

I know you recommended one song. I recommend it to the single Yeah, but not the whole out. Okay, and I'm going to take that opportunity to do that right now Uh, two of my favorite people who got together and apparently enjoy each other as much as I do Uh, and uh, I've put out this wonderful record together and we're going to be touring together for it Which I'm really excited for as well I have seen Courtney Barnett live before and she's great and I'm really excited to see Kurt vial at some point two and hopefully together when they come through town to promote This record which is once again called a lot of sea lice by Kurt vial and Courtney Barnett And with that that will do it for this week's episode our roommates have been heather and benn Our interns well, we don't really have any interns anymore Uh sad times around here on the intern front, but our producer is daniel casette oh who for a second straight week has been in the room with us and said absolutely Nothing he's a pro. He's a real consummate professional.

I have more like daniel casette pro am I right? Yes, absolutely If you want to support the show you can do so by heading on over to patreon.com slash real good show We are recording a donor mailbag immediately after we stop this episode So you can look forward to that in the days ahead and of course our big christmas spectacular is coming your way Next week after christmas has already happened and there'll probably be some additional goodies that come out of that little recording session as well So look forward to that like Santa Claus from last year. He may be making a return appearance We're not quite sure yet, but uh look forward to that if you want to find us online We are on twitter at real good show the facebook group one more time is facebook.com slash group slash real good show Uh the website is real good show.com and of course it always helps the program if you rate and review us on itunes Give us a little bump in their algorithm Of course you could just tell people about the show that it exists and that you like it and that you think they might like it as well That is always a huge help John would you like to plug something before we wrap up pass? No, no, I'm just like, uh, I will be at yuk yaks this weekend The episode will come out on wednesday, so if you're in vancouver come check it out I'm just emceeing but it's being headlined by jane stanton who's great Uh they cut back the shows because the holiday season So there's just one friday at eight one saturday at nine thirty So come on down if you're free and i'm gonna march the last before christmas and of course you're still opening for niky glaze And i'm opening for niky glazer as part of the just for last north west festival march eight to tenth At yuk yaks so get your tickets niky is super super funny and just a really amazing person as well So get into it stuff anything you want to plug Uh, i think the last episode of a little alichones comes out tomorrow which is tuesday which is yesterday Uh, it comes in this episode on wednesday All right, are you sad that it's over Uh, yeah, but we're working on some other cool stuff So are you excited are you excited to see that kid like pop up in movies and tv shows and stuff in the future and be like i made him Oh, he's legitimately very talented.

So well, he's gonna always career to you. You know that right? Yeah, he's no, I mean, he's i had nothing to do with it. They're fine.

He wrote all of it too. I He's very smart He wrote it And he wrote all that and I didn't actually do anything Oh, I don't know why that's so funny to me. Anyways, uh, you can find these little switish league things that was talked about earlier At some point in the future. I'm sure I have no idea.

But uh until next week i'm josmine morissette stavin john kalen be real be good be real good soup Stabbings I just assumed you were gonna say a thing that was near you so i tried No, we're talking about stabbings so and we also talked about soup. I guess did we yeah, he made tomato soup in this Yeah, of course, right I mean he's eating it right now. I didn't realize it's all right buddy. Yeah I was just this was where I was like really that was my galactic brain where I was like oh Stephanie usually chooses something that's near him But I can't see him normally so it's impossible for me to choose but he actually revealed what was near him So i'll say it and then he fucked up.

Yeah, no, I really like your attempt there When i'm back, uh, I come back in three days. So i'm very excited for that. Yeah, yeah Well, we'll be excited to see you two we're gonna do an episode tomorrow and uh, then we can all pick something off the table together Tinder Twitter grinder all the social media stuff. I'll have that going on after the game tonight grinder

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