What in the door plow is just the clap the only show we need Red Bull to sit on your ass You're sitting here like a car can play ingress Like a man chill I'm not sleeping this yet. Oh my god. Listen to the last podcast like holy shit. I sound for wrong I was yeah, I just didn't say anything.
Yeah, I was exhausted. Sorry about that. Don't apologize I know it's okay, but god it was bad. I didn't realize about it wasn't like fucking listen to last week I said no, don't apologize in hindsight We totally could have used one of our big interviews, but you know didn't occur to any of us at the time did it?
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So sorry I want you dislike Marina whatever. No, I don't dislike her. I'm trying really hard to miss it She's trying really cuz I love all the projects he shows and I think she's gorgeous And I like watching everything she's done, but it's like she's doing some really questionable shit in her personal life And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm like, yeah, don't judge you don't know the whole fucking story But I mean come on yeah, they did it. She's an episode of Nerdist a few weeks before it became a great round time Got them and you know everybody found out she was pregnant after yeah, yeah Yeah, it was No, they were just times where she would say something about how it was to work on Gotham Yeah, you're taking their ass in a trailer obviously don't take it I'm like she's pregnant.
Did you think that's now? Do they always hate that phrase? Yeah, yeah Where they come under like fudge child or something? Yeah, so goddamn horrible.
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Just keeps getting later. It's nine forty you got here at like nine fifteen which means you've been up since probably eight thirty I love running and I'm just doing my time getting out there Yeah, I slept here until what five o'clock I've even I was let you sleep longer But I'm going to work I hope that I went to work doing I was viny for a little bit and then went back my house I was in bed by like nine thirty over eight and I didn't budge the whole night I was out like a light and then your sword for days. I was yeah, I'm still a little sort of a little tight It's not sort of me where it's just like my quad's really tight bro It'll be a dick. I'm listening to your own fucking old when you talk about it in your podcast.
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Robot panel yeah, yeah They said that first up Christian Slater will be in season two even though you know his character in reality is long dead He's he's still a big man. Oh, it's drug atle-trolled mind and then This one kind of threw you off. He's like season two will get really fucking dark I like it's dark So I mean she pokes her own uterus open with a pickle fork as smell apparently told Malik We got to play some robot that it's gonna get really tough and they'll have to continue to access some serious emotion to carry season Wait, holy shit. We'll learn more about darlin Elliot's relationship as well as darling how darling ties into sz Origins so it's gonna make it some origin background story.
That'd be interesting And then Malek said he wants Ellie to enjoy some basic human luxuries like eat something Change my clothes And he wants to shave up a flashback or two which I'm all for I like that actress And then Wallstrom wants well like an Elliott to make out Which would no doubt satisfy babies and fan fix shippers out there You know I actually never thought about looking at mr. Robot fan fix there must be some hilarious slash in there It's just called slash Fun fact about your comic-con did you hear who supplied the whole comic? I did Lex Corp and the advertised a new Lexos I didn't see that I didn't see the ad for it I heard that they released some kind of weird commercial it was yeah Well, they did through their big register that's what her feed for Lex Luthor who apparently through the bios that you can read on the web page now It's not the original ex Luthor. It's just some it's like so through junior So sort of like Starless Comics it was actually less of her junior was less Luthor's Always get you yeah, they did the whole and they were also providing a battery chargers for your phone There's they're just the long rectangle ones.
Yeah, and it's sometimes like squirt one or anything super fancy looking for my son Yeah, we need a support bottom. Yeah, that's a They should also act and figure some about members Superman They released new content Saturday, I think a lot of the reveals are gonna be so probably so we'll probably get some teasers and some new merch and whatnot maybe Some first looks which would be good. I'm being the first looks you guys want to talk about the new X file Yeah, I was gonna talk about these last week but since I was unconscious That Fox has they did a two part actually a way to get a fox was two separate pieces of a very long virtual It stopped you just watched it. So you know time out it stopped at the part the first one stopped the part where Fox calls Scully on her phone while she's looking at the Office your teaching class or she looks like a medical examiners.
Yeah Room that's where the person was stopped. Oh, it's like I'm here. Yeah, and then second things up right from that scene. Yeah And then anything was the best part which was fucking cancer man.
They just they don't show him they show him a cigarette And when you have iconic characters like that kid that can be summed up in one shot Like that's all you need to see and you know exactly what if he wasn't in the trailer actually was thinking like I'm talking about coming back like I think the pink but things actually like casting and then it was just like that shot with like the cigarette I was like ah here we go. I'm back here. That's Mulder's dad if I remember right? No, they alluded to it's not it's not okay.
It might be Samantha's dad Oh, yeah, yeah, okay I knew there was like it's been so much. Yeah, they've bounced me if you go back and watch all the episodes There's an illusion at one point to or it's alluded to that he might be a Mulder's dad But then that says he isn't and that might be Samantha's dad If I remember right neither of those would ever really confirm but they kind of stuck with the whole Samantha might be here Okay, that didn't see the second movie There wasn't really a lot of that in there. That's one of the first one was the first one was the second one wasn't really about the mythology at all Which I think is what he did. It's a first time you say that one of the bees all I can think of is the end of the new wicker man It's the new working man.
It's Nicholas Cage get killed by a swarm of bees and his acting is it's right. Justly awesome All right, I'd like to be getting the end of Nicholas Cage on that one You're right. That is one of the first fields where he was truly Really? Yeah, and like addict like tanked and he wasn't like kind of a weird cool thing that he was now When you first got really popular was with vampires kissers like that.
I was like he was raising Arizona. No, it was before he was Arizona He ate a cockroach That's what I freaked out about when we came out was he a cockroach apparently he's ever real Yes, I'm sorry. I know people like that's it. I'm like, oh, it's a great movie where he literally runs down the street Street screaming oh my god.
Oh, yeah, it's actually my favorite movie stories. He makes the weird coffin out of his sofa put over it. Yeah Where's he where's that you like this he keeps one of his things to come in sweet buys like the like 29 cent light costume things Runs around with Nicholas Cage to do something with the X files now I like the idea of those two intersecting kind of weird Thanks, I'm gonna be thinking I'm a vampire Some fan fiction I've never written any fan fiction. Thank you What's that doing she's very busy Talk about David Oh, no, no, no, it's totally be from the point of view of David the company's character in the red shoe diaries Be that guy from the red shoe diaries.
Sorry Hank. He gets mailed to applies. He has a permanent address I'm sure They have the same care same actor. I think I explained it before yeah But was what she dairies running the same time as X files or is that before I was waiting for So all I can think now is that was that was a company's job before he went to go work for the FBI and the X files I was like when he was like training.
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We can talk about it last week Ryan You want to talk about Amazon? Oh, yeah, so you know Amazon Amazon started a couple things week for last one of them. It's kind of cool. It's called flex So basically you're taking a uber model and they're using it for delivery guys So you can work it currently is only in Seattle But they're gonna bring it to a few other markets like next six months So basically you you log in to your app and you become an Amazon delivery person in Seattle And you make like 18 to 20 bucks an hour and you just like uber you work when you want to So whenever the hell you feel like looking back at it is it's a lot more you log in your app and me go drive around That idea the question is how do you make sure somebody doesn't steal your fucking shit?
Well, I mean, they know who you are they do their background stuff Because uber did such a job. Well, Amazon is a one more lose. Yeah, I know but right now is only in Seattle But they're gonna expand it to New York. What only in Manhattan Baltimore Miami Dallas Austin Chicago in the Apple is a man of Portland basically where all their major warehouse are So does it act?
I think it's a great idea one It gives people a way to make some more money on their own. I was gonna say on their own schedule and to Put your fucking package faster. Well, they've been doing same-day delivery in some places Gotta keep working on the drums. Yeah, I do that I think it has too many problems to really be viable Probably at the same time This was again goes before last Amazon banned the sale of Chrome cast on Apple TV across all the Amazon So if you're a retailer, you can't sell from Casa Rapple TV through it and retailers have a truck or twenty-nine for who all inventory of those items No, so Amazon's reason because you could you still sell roku and Xbox because they support prime video So they came out and basically said like well We don't want to confuse our customers our prime customers I'm like right because your prime customers are the ones that are fucking confused that I bought Apple TV and then that prime video I'm so fucking confused now Problem is is that Apple and Google would absolutely I mean crumbcast will have been begging for fucking Amazon Prime video on the crumbcast So they won't release the app for Apple TV in Chromecast But they'll use that lack of support of those devices that just because of them to justify the not allowing it is Sure shit, I mean, of course, honestly, they just watch you just got the friend video app working on a non-fire tablet Like finally fine.
Well, you know, I talked about this before that's the main reason that I use a firestick over Chromecast It's a problem and see all that ever does is maybe not watch or video a lot I just don't The rare occasions I do another work on time with a rare case I do I just cast my whole screen so those are my The annoying part is I get the little bottom icons on my screen a little back Yeah, I mean, it's pretty easy to do it. Yeah, yeah, why don't you get over I want to ask you though Do you have problems with fucking watching anything comedy central because it's always like so fucking It's not bad on the county Okay, and you can see they extended at the next row is talking. Yeah, I'm good Yeah, oh, so I'm gonna talk about before you got here Eli Roth on that midnight He's surprisingly funny for a man that makes such fucked up movies I think he's the tallest you ever Hey Andre the great green John I For that actually But no that he was like in the crowd and like he came on stage like helper through like the truth He knows shit about movies. Yeah, I was just like weird Eli Ross.
It just randomly there and I was like Mary Speaking of sucking I watch pixels it actually wasn't that bad. Um, I think you got a really bum wrap I think it wasn't strong writing and I've pretty much given up on any Christopher Columbus movie from here on out But I'm not the target market I Yeah Really Nintendois that everything it was that they never explained like Kevin James as the president like it's just like obviously Paul Park Not a few fucking just gonna say that a few questions. Yeah SVU Anyway So yeah, like Kevin James like it starts in the 80s and it's like kind of the king of Kong type of arcade competition and like Kevin James There's a kid and I didn't like cut to like 30 years later and he's the president I'm like there's no like they never elude that maybe he was like in the student council or model you and or like anything Like underpinnings to anything it was just he was a fat best friend and now he's the president So that you know he can call on Adam Sandler and Peter Denkler He was also basically just a weak block device. Yeah, and then they make Qbert the jar Jarpinks of the movie like he actually speaks English and is kept as a pet and It's horrible like that.
They literally just shut on you Which is really too bad since he was super funny and record Oh, okay, but then he like he likes to English and like this like a little thing child tone I was like the joke that he was just swearing all the time and that's why you couldn't understand what funny says bull crap and the answer kids, but the little bubble comes up with all the little symbols But I'm gonna give him some I mean they used to sounds and write it out I don't know what was going on there somebody trademark them and they can't use it anymore But I wasn't as bad as I thought I mean I can see where it wasn't good But I got it I got it from my nephews they went on a road trip to Kansas last week and Yeah, they're yeah, their mom was like people about to speak right for him And that was one from that I found and I was like, oh fuck it all thrown on my computer I'll watch it like how bad I mean really, but so goddamn terrible. Maybe I'll enjoy it Like woke up woke up is fucking amazing You're not living life for the fullest then I'm sorry hockey and football season is started I don't have a life anymore. There is no life before Oh, no, it wasn't terrible. It was it was just a lazy, you know Yeah, and then I'm pretty sure Adam Sandler like makes these movies just so that he can have a super hot love interest That and it's much very attractive Well, you know in what's one click he's what Kate Beckinsale, which makes you know sense at all Yeah, but you got a better shot at her than I'm Sandler if you're gonna be with Kate Beckinsale We're asking to wear that vinyl bodysuit from our world.
Well, okay, like that's that's just required around the house where now I mean in the summer, maybe she can do like a short version of it Know this not my problem sealed in like a piece of sausage Sorry, but then his love interest in pixels was what's your name from? Detective Michelle Mulligan They just put it up on Netflix so hilarious because it's old enough Everyone's using landlines to call each other and she's trying to get people to listen to her songs on cassette tapes Don't talk about cassette tapes of her up. Wait, they're back Why I'm other my mom get all our music on Under our iTunes because the car doesn't have a hard drive really And so I can rip all the CDs I should have been like you didn't get that option Oh my god So I you know grab on her CDs and we're putting them on iTunes and she just comes up with like this pile of cassettes It goes so you're these I'm like yeah, there they are She goes up like get them on the iTunes. I'm like get them on the iTunes.
Oh, yeah Get them on the internet Facebook yeah, you know my space. I know you the Twitters But yeah, so I've been hunting down her cassette collection online. Oh God. Oh good God.
It's like probably in iTunes Yeah, she's gonna have to get I couldn't find Dan Fogelberg or Melissa Manchester Things I just kind of see to the background but like yeah, like Ann Murray is sitting on my goddamn computer right now I'm sorry Ann Murray just makes me think of her diary. No, there's an episode of family guy work. Let's do we get obsessed with Ann Murray Oh, yeah, what a weird hole it was And then they go what I'm scared reference gonna say and then they go beat her and he's ticked off because he finds out she doesn't write Songs Want to throw that back door down there, okay, thanks Canada We apologize for oh, who was it Brian Brian Brian We write I hear it now it's gonna be the upstairs Never phone on the floor. That's not how phones work My first part of the first part of they've ever had they have hardwood floors and absolutely zero rocks Okay, the fuck is wrong with you people with that goddamn rugs.
I don't have to hear you clomping around your apartment It's a club. It is a name for those. Yeah, that's what it sounds like Dard Awesome, you know that actually a really funny skit to do where you have the upstairs neighbors That's what we're so well during sex. Oh, no, that was the name of your this one I haven't actually heard these are new ones.
Well, they've been there for like three months Yeah, I haven't heard them have sex. I know there's a guy I don't want to hear you Foto that you took after that it was I think I was only thinking the word smug Okay, so what happened neighbor I have before this was that douchey Chad bro And his name was something ridiculous like Jason Michaels or something like that like just something super douchey These guys are the ones that don't know how to park and have the Minnesota Vikings doormat. Oh, exactly John lash I know He's the new 50 sheets of great lead oh Speaking of the sheets of gray so this week the author of Twilight's released a rich gender reverse version of that fucking book That's not an obvious grab for fucking money at all. She's like Bell's name to like bow and then Edith and I don't know the way Jacob is Jessica, but it's just one of those things where she's like I don't retain the ship It's gonna say but she's like no, it's totally not a damsel in distress story.
It's a human in distress story I'm like you just want more fucking yeah, I don't know how cheap did it well It's like what's her name that shit that writes in Korea on the one that did that if she's great um Yeah, yeah Was gonna say yeah, she released that book gray which was Yeah, well peeled ginger make sure it's peeled Oh Plench is anyone here ever put ginger up anyone's ass No, I don't think about what it would be like if other orifices see ginger hold I know where we go after thanks And we're moving on The first four books of saga nice I just mentioned Brandon so you can have them and read them. You'll probably enjoy it how fucking amazing is it I really enjoy it, but there's some of the dialogue in there is just fucking hilarious if you can tell us very Brian Cavan and his wife and their kid well, it's just the line you're using sex to distract me now. I'm using sex to make you come That was actually I just got a reading as well that had a great line where they're the mom and the writer up on the lighthouse Like there's a lot of pranking. I'm like, nope.
No, she's not I was gonna say also I mean anything where you have the little kid in like the little hooded suit with the wings and the horns and you're like Well, did you be cuter? I want a little stuffed animal of oh just what yeah? Yeah Because I was this is one of something about where it's like it's all like weird sci-fi fantasy, but it's all about like parenting I read it and like I'm like I as a parent I totally get on another level I'm not saying no, but I mean the character I'm fascinated with that was Prince character Prince for well just because they have the they have the TV screen heads the monitor heads But all the images they put on that when they're talking and feeling emotions are just fascinating. Well, yeah I mean the whole thing where you read it and you find out what the opposite of war is from heist the writer Go back looking.
Yeah, if you go back and look at when Prince robot for is Like a war flashback look at his screen and it's a guy stuck in a guy's cock Like he's like they talk about that he had like been your death experience and like a lot of things. Yeah, the whole orgy thing Yeah, yeah, that fucking is the opposite words Yeah, it's the informational life, but just why they have that super awesome scene and me in the case. Yeah Yeah, I love saga. Yeah, I'll read that when you give the last book to Brandon I'll be the last book when I'm over there on Monday and all that and that's actual field of staples handwriting the all the Console talking how much the line cat come on line cat is awesome.
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No second of all are you fucking stupid So did you see that obviously was a onion or something that how much money the US government spent getting met name and back from space. It's like Martian interstellar and There's another one in there. Oh, I want to say I'm again, but I know it's not right. So it's not a little bit born No, born space.
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I think the only one that's come out so far is the one from the Finaleo fear the walking bit which even the music on that thing sucks like the intro is usually Yeah The music in walking decks, that's yeah I'm sorry So walking dead like I thought that ended I'm like no it's like my cables like I realized she was talking about fear the walking Dead finale. No, I was like oh no, there's another walking dead. She was really like yeah, I said yeah Um no enough time I was watching that and strain I was like one's great one's not They're like what's the thing like fucking hate it like The last episode I like got to be kind of interesting, but I still need all the main characters like there's no character that I relate to There's no character that I like that you're really or there's no character we were all I want to see them all And the thing is like it's not like an office of the eventually will but like I want to see it It's not like they're making you hate them on purpose. I know that they just suck his character.
Yeah, they're just horrible You think it's what lazy writing or it's even feel the effort Yeah, try to make them like three dimensional I tried really hard to make this whole like family unit that is already so fucked up And now they have to go to be a zombie apocalypse But they're already fucked up because one's a junkie and one's a teenage girl and one's a fucking mother who can't handle her Her junkie son plus her new husband and the new husband can't handle his wife and junkie steps on and teenage stepdaughter and his son From a previous marriage with his nurse ex wife who he's really angsty Okay with the zombies and the dad and the little girl last of us last of us They need to get the writers from the last of us from the walking dead because that would be a good Last of us was actually a long-time Yeah, because the whole thing is like that's so opening for last of us They're just like it's like the first ten minutes. Oh my god No, it's a J. I was sitting with you watching it while I was playing that first opening serial I forgot that thing and she's like oh my god Like she was getting upset about the fuck about the girl girl She like breaks her leg and that is the dad of the uncle that's carrying her and then Military shoots her and she dies and then you know you wake up and then you get like the title card Like I said if they got the writers from that video game to work on fear the water dead It would be a thousand times that's what's right in the mail because I'm sure they Think of this really popular podcast To where we say that you should know I listen to it You should hire the guys to root the last of us because you're writing sucks I'm sure they take that dream and it's not like walking dead sucks. It's not like no walking dead It's not like Kirkman's putting up bad shit.
It's just you can feel them trying and Yeah, it doesn't work. I'm what I read the original walking down In Yeah, it's like really Rather than have a whole bunch of people you know what it is that's come together It's like when you see a guy in the girl It's like an obvious at first date and the guy's trying really really really hard to be like cool and there and you know And he just ends up reeking of desperation desperation desperation fucking pan from like bail Desperation thank you. You know what I mean? And you're just like oh body like what do you do and I said reverse that last night That's that's fear the one dead Girl first day the girls try to work the girls are nervous No She was really cute.
She was like she couldn't sit still she so the guy was kind of like I don't know If it really was their first date or a date it wasn't going well because he obviously didn't give two shit about her Like at one point he got up what next door got pizza and came back with pizza just for Oh, I know he didn't ask her if she wanted it because he's like I'm gonna get pizza. I just like went up the door hahaha And then she came outside was like I did your phone she was all like she was very Quick and jerky in her motion. She was just hyperactive Yeah, it was not really one just really stop stop stop stop. You're like go take you must chill I have hit in your thunderbird keys.
I said go take a shot. I can be your calm your ass down. Yeah She was it was kind of painful to watch. Yes.
I'm sure you know I'm sorry. It's not fucking anymore. It's really with home and Netflix and chill No, no kids do these days. I mean that was my move was like Netflix and chill Yeah, I mean like that's Something That's where we went with it.
So you were the books. Yes, I did They finally explained a the swap vampires. I got to explain pretty early on wait and then we get to eventually Yeah, so please you point this one They're just they're agents of the ancients They're they're basically just police the vampires. It's like really yeah, it kind of reminds me of a volunteer to be a vampire Yeah, or it's some kind of yeah, I don't understand.
Yeah, well the bad is this Quinlan who's like called the born he's called the born Sorry There we go So one that always wins But also Quinlan's popped out. He's been on for like the last couple episodes You were making a joke about how like the whole episode is old man gets booked old and buys book yes Old man does my book gets the the Time yes No Funny word It's I don't know why I was writing something that was meant to be uncomfortable I use that word repeatedly because it made me uncomfortable writing it But I mean it just means that something is very obvious or or like yeah specifically, you know very very Oppressing so was the string finale palpable or was it? Unpoppable I think he likes it sounds too much like Pat Smear I love that beer Tastes Tastes your ribbon taste like iron Okay So yeah striking gets the book and Zach has been taken by his mother to be taken to the Masters. He's a part I know why he's important because he's gonna be the host right yeah, okay Um, but now I'm just like do you want me to say what happens in the book or not?
I already know well I'm just like later on in the book you get like teenage Zach and he's a real shit back. We'll see I mean, but it was like but like exactly They've got the exact that's at the end of the first book right? I think it's a bit second book actually, but I think they're roughly doing about a book every two seasons Oh, I know I suddenly realized how I knew the guy plays a fat You're on the same way for today How do you know what else is even in the tea shop? He was in Wolverine origins That's not that's not he plays the blah We've seen great big fat person Laughs so hard Take a man Don't spit swallow Give your gaggies like yet Again I finally found my eye-pot charging cable and I Was just a random passing thing.
We're like oh, here's my eye-pot charging cable I should probably charge up the nano and see what I got on there I totally forgot that I had the green keeper's green keeper's lotion on there. Oh nice. You know the song I'm talking about right? Yeah I like it I Well, it's all the world Sorry Tom Hiddleston and Charlie Honem and Christina Hedrick Giant boobs That's his new one that I think it's not soon He comes out this month.
Well, I said I want to see it But you guys go to I'm not good with scary things and I'm a totally I'm totally a jumper So I don't want to go to the theater because I will be fucking dancing all over my chair Did you bring a drive speaking up to the scary movies? Yeah, I guess what on the I got cuties. I watched it yet, but we all know you have cuties That's why I Think of there was when Sandra gets sick and puffy and then they make jokes about the entire rest of the series You guys brought the other life sleeping I didn't realize he was having so many rough spots because he has a substance abuse problem And that note did you know that the sorry the girl that Was looking up you like what Ross white apparently he before he married this model. He was dating a girl named peaches No, but she died of her overdose You said you had a She's very like And then it's Bob's Bob.
What's his name's daughter the English? Yeah It's really sad though. She got a heroin overdose like with her infant son. Yeah Yeah The same church and the same church Was just kind of weird and maybe she wasn't doing it intentionally but really it's kind of weird She followed the path I don't use this as a segue.
I just want to say you missed her doing the like arrow champagne bottle grab Oh, nice. She like I was just like whoa Dude nice reflexes. I know like like wow. I would have shot I would have slipped my I can't believe yeah, I can't believe I don't like or there was a Like damn before you're gonna DC TV real quick.
Well a written morning I'm gonna wait before you're that okay, because we're trying to strain this kind of this one I would want to form a you know, I watched the Dustled on series. Oh, yeah, yeah, so doesn't tell part of it. Oh, no Anyway, it was actually really interesting so basically it starts Before they crowd so it's in the timeline of the movie It's not a prequel or anything what they basically do is they expand for the first several episodes expand upon the whole bank robbery Kidnapping getting a nice getting to Mexico party. I don't know the show.
So it's about the two brothers. Yeah, and they've they've created us whole Mystical aspect to it of how they end up at the titty twister some of the people that are involved. Yeah, let's see for cheaper American high-puss it was really interesting now once they got to the scene and the girl they had playing The semi high character she might actually be hotter than some I Yeah, of course he's like my second TV soap water star tell me yeah But no the guy that plays So Seth sets the character that was played by a team. No, no Clooney and the brother is I don't know.
I mean Tarantino's character the guy they have the actor. They have playing Tarantino's character is fucking awesome. Is it really? Episode Channel Versus evil dead Sounds gonna max they want a very very different direction.
You know fuck some of this It's fairly two seasons. Okay. I really like the girl. They got to play Oh God I can't hear any of the actors anymore the daughter.
Oh, I can't really play her No, I was kind of Is the El Rey network Yeah, she was really good They expand a lot more into the history of the family what happened to the mom of the family They've taken the Asian kid and made a little bit extra sort of him like I told you You don't you don't really shoot makers. Yeah, it's also the cast of strength But you got the really good stuff That shit's 56 proof Oh so Seth is the one that was played by Clooney and then Richie But um Richie he does get a little if you like the movie You'll probably like the show because it does go into more than that timeline in between the bank robbery and the game I really like it was kind of me the way they did it and it gave more into why Richie was suddenly fucking just insane Okay, like why he would just kind of snap and then be perfectly normal and had a lot to this old mystical aspect But it was kind of weird the vampires plot spoiler They're not like they're very popular not because they're basically like snakes Like when they like each other than acting they have to but they don't have by getting bit by when these people doesn't turn into Vitamin to you, okay, and literally their teeth I'm sorry. We have our teeth are fucking snake thing. So telling you it's half a gin than anything else Well, it ties into your whole life is right.
It's it ties into this whole meso American but the old religion Okay, and there was a snake snake based religion snake based god Actually, I think it's in the Mayans that had the the serpent covered feathers with other main deities. Okay. Yeah Apparently there's a season, but it's not on it's not on that fligid So I haven't seen yet. Oh, Doug is gonna get smited later by bird snakes by calling him at that.
I smoke him I smoke him good Looks like the 10 episode second season just started on hoggy nogas. Yeah, so I haven't seen you know I don't think they do anything I'm actually I think I think that might be how I watch this really watch the net There's only a little I don't know who lives you know what I have noticed NBC's Blacklist is not really Let me check that I'm pretty sure I totally found it fell down the blacklist hole because they put the second season up Two weekends ago. Yeah, that's what I did all weekend. Let's just watch the second season of blacklist.
It's pretty good I think it's what but if you start typing should pop up it doesn't great wow, I guess they did I wonder if they're trying to do their own after they're gonna blacklist it shut up Doug talk about Rick and Morty So the second season ended I know that you're gonna wait a year until whatever When it pops up on Hulu or Netflix or whatever Probably Hulu first because they have a big deal with the Cartoon Network in the middle so I'm saying I'm just Foiled oh no, there's lots of burping yeah, they're actually it's up but it starts with a birdman or bird person getting married of a high school friend Remember how they show that oh yeah, the first season was a first season in a first. Yeah, that's my big love episode It's like where bird person is I'm very sorry, but there is a fucking crow outside it will not shut the shit up Did one of us come back from the dead or a venture desk actually there was gonna be a giant fucking There's been a giant murder of crows in the neighborhood recently like there's one that hangs out right there by the whole foods and another one that's in the park But it's like bird person's wedding turns out that the old wedding guests are like you know all of bird person and Rick's friends and turns out that they're considered intergalactic terrorists All right, I'm gonna go terrorists and almost I love it to save His family he gives himself up and ends with him going to be processed into like intergalactic prison and then like held in like little cells I'm gonna describe it as we do like the science cells in green lantern book all well mentioned us hurt his plane Oh, yeah Like it's a slow but that licensing like nurse action was like Rick and Morty finale like all the fields I was kind of like yeah, that was actually kind of intense like last five minutes and then of course the post credit is Mr. Pupi but hole who watches the end of the episode with you like it cuts to him like in the credits He's like well, that's really great. Oh my god.
What's gonna happen? And he gets a piece of it ends up a costume the pizza guy freaking out about the finale I'm just gonna drop back to the people. I can't pay for it. Fuck me, right?
Right? My dishwasher broke. Fuck me, right? This is the most depressing coffee I've ever 14,000 people are having sex right now.
It's like that's our kissing 50,000 hugging and you well you're reading this my trust me I'm not happy about it either I like all of us being quiet now. Yeah, it's like a hush. No, just thinking about a statistic sale statistics are obviously made up What the DC TVs are back. Yeah fucking time so flash let's start with flash.
I liked everything but the last five minutes That they released every prison. Yep. Oh, you just like like peace Like honestly they were setting it up. I think we said I said this out here when he's like oh we can talk about this later Like I was like oh fuck.
He's got like he's dying like you know they can not lose him like to something like he shot the soap I have AIDS But up the soap on me right? There's important meme not okay. That's a question. No Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, I liked I like the way they had him kind of retreat my body and be on his own because it's his way of Hoping with the boss and how he didn't want to be hero. I did like the flash day thing at the kind of goal to see that Like central city starting to do the full Celebration of flash like they did something similar in era when they gave him the little statue Memorial after I was gonna say remember and I was gonna say I want to say it's the beginning of the second season Or they give him a statue honoring him for everything that he did during the incident the glades Yeah, yeah, no right when her dad became captain They had a ceremony for him and gave him a little statue They get the arrow statue. Well, hold on a little bust, but yes I know it happens. That's like most things like they appreciate the flash, but they want to you know Arrest the arrow or whatever.
We'll get to her because I was yeah, that was some shit But yeah, I think I kind of ruined the episode I liked seeing Adam's measure and I was talking to Deb where she was watching when I got here and it was like I'm still young is terrible. Yeah, it was rough. Um, they're like, oh like El Ross in his dad Like then who is it? So I'm like, it's all Ross, you know, like we're gonna start seeing it's a little diverse Yeah, and we don't know over I'm left wondering if I said or to say Robbie, but that's the actor Robbie Amell Oh, is that what it was?
Yeah, I don't know what the show is but I saw his name pop up in something they were talking about I'm wondering like how professors time becomes firestorm without half of the matrix There's another half that comes up. Oh, yeah, that's what we're gonna be like the fourth episode I think or maybe next episode in second. It's early on they replace. Okay, so it's time to definitely like they'll probably have introduced In Jason Rush who was became the new firestorm years and years ago I'll be the other half of the firestorm matrix.
I think it's black dude. Yep. It's a character thing I don't know. I'm Yeah, then it's I'm curious if they're gonna help I'm gonna take to turn Kaitlyn into killer frost because obviously Robbie's gone like right she gets him back.
He's gone So it's gonna be interesting to see what happens, but they are saying the vibes coming soon Just go. Yeah, and they are saying I think the next episode is called like Rod lives They made a reference to like someone big show them. Yeah, he's like no, thank God. Yeah You know, I'm interested to see like who they pull it because it's always fun watching flesh and arrows all the little nods to things and I was really disappointed with the atmosphere overall like The siege was like well online.
I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh my god. I was like, okay, that's over Well, you just hey, you're into a nuclear power point and stop any past time So I don't know I wasn't really terribly Just there to be like zoom. It was almost like that Yeah, I mean it was obviously important to introduce the idea zoom and I did like the way Jerry Garrix shows up at the end It's interesting to see young guy.
Yeah, I will sit up. He's a young guy We still older than most of the most of the group But I would have rather seen them spend more time on the story of them coping with everything because obviously I mean I'm gonna throw in a monster leak that I was excited like take a lower character that don't give a shit about if you want to do that Yeah, like bring back like rainbow raider and then be like crazy quilter something and be like let's like really work on I'm smasher's great. I mean I love him as a character But I mean I was one of the guys I was excited when I saw that I was like, oh shit And then I want you to step around him and I'm like, yeah, well I fuck So whatever they kind of they blew their wad so to speak on the ad on the Cool be interesting to say I was thinking bring back But at this point when when they take a monster week and they beat him up so quickly in that episode and they try to bring him back It's like oh, I was gonna back like whatever you beat him like 10 minutes fuck that like it's just not Yeah, it's makes it harder to bring him back in a way that's really threatening. Yeah without bringing in like the whole Road gallery and you know, I will say If you're not exactly I want to take away this The this probably the seasons flero Irish I thought we decided to call it Irish Irish is gonna be based on I guarantee you whatever happens six months later in We'll get to but you also realize that's probably also going to be the the setup for legends tomorrow Well, maybe I don't know I'm thinking whoever's in that well, okay, let's yeah, let's so who else thought it was weird seeing Green Arrow and the suburbs I didn't why I thought it was funny.
It was called Ivy Ivy town, which is that Adam's Yeah, and I did like the reference to coast city in the flashback and the name There's a scene where one of the flashlights in Oliver is fighting a bad guy but he sucks at it and Basically it's thrown off the roof and lands and on electrical wires hanging outside down to me Well, our shoulders and she starts having to drink with him to the next scene Well, when they cut to that scene, you know, like you know, what do they do flashlights camera like pans? So I was so when it pans sideways you see Jordan on a flight jacket and then I walked off It's like a split second reference horse. Yeah, why nerd the fuck I can hear I get here Doug's we Like really better. Um, I liked arrow a lot.
I think it was a stronger premier than a flash actually well In my opinion story wise. Yeah, numbers was no really really really now It was the largest audience of any scene from here since the show launched for arrow Yeah 2.6 million viewers got a 1.1 rating which is up and the you know premier demographic of whatever is 18 to 35 I'm up at the edge of that mother last night's audience at 2.5 million was the highest rated since the series from here in 2012 Which pulled in 1.3 rated but the flash created second season in the same DC TV universe on See only two and I have a 3.4 million One point four rating but I just the this the writing wasn't as strong on the flashes it was no I agree I think the I think it's more accessible because of the humor and the tone Yeah, it's a little more kid from there I guess maybe and there's only one season versus three to in terms of like the mythology of the series and let's be fair last season I Wasn't that great? I'm you know, I'm getting really sick of like we're gonna blow up the glitz like all right Like what in the last and this season my season we're pretty much the plot the Batman begins Well, honestly, we have a city died Oliver Oliver and flesion in the limo they're driving back in the town. He's like god What did what you know?
What do we accomplish? I'm like dude? No one wants to live in the place that the last three seasons of targeted Is like we're gonna fucking bullshit up. Yeah, at some point.
You gotta earthquake You know what someone's gonna be successful at some point. Oh, uh ninjas Wait, we all know it's in the bucket We really left about the last season era though and that was the form. Oh, no, no, it's race Yeah, I was gonna say it's the League of Assassins and it's kind of costing on him just a spot fucking on Getting thrown off a fucking mountain The I'm excited for Damien dark Okay, I actually don't know that much about I'm not a huge fan with the magic users in the DC universe. Yes, I have that opinion Um, why because but I like what's the name that plays a meal?
And you'll be done Richard no Okay, let's move on to eyes on we got I like you know down. He was he was justified. I'm trying to think what else he's in a bunch of stuff I should go picture you go like oh that guy But I like him as an actor so I'm really excited to see him play in the dark Yeah, especially with now that there's only about era was that he was so grounded there were no score powers really And then you're quietly creeping up on like okay. He has upstop, you know, Merlin.
Okay, no powers Yeah, and then there was a desk row cool was like drug it hands. Okay, it makes sense I'm holding it bronze tiger. It was just kind of bad. It's just a boy in the comics.
He's just a martial artist Yeah, I'm going to be bad on the racial ghoul you have the the last respect They never I would say it but he's like I've been around for a while and no one bad and I now this guy can like The wife or he like whatever he says even if you like some primordial energies. Yeah, well, I mean after that you have the whole build on the mirror Who Remember Didn't he direct the happening no No, you know, we're cool was second season. Yeah, but I'm just saying you're getting the build on abilities Gradually building up to that there are powers other than doing crossovers with flash That was kept a memory does have a power I was gonna say I'm sorry I think of the joke with the flash of him not gonna hit by the arrows and then him shooting him in the back It makes me that makes me laugh a little bit. Yeah But then at the end I did like I Like the idea of Felicity still helping the team behind his back.
Yeah, I know I get a little bit like you have failed this on what's that was like the line of the episode It is everything I read about like the one review after I saw it and it was like everyone started with Let's be smoke failed this almost and I'm really enjoying the as characters loving it She's got some shit to work out. Yeah, I mean I like the fact that they're starting to finally see the effects of the pit on her No, I feel like when he makes that knows he sounds exactly like a gene from Bob's burgers You do he sounds exactly like you Jean Merman when he does that oh There's not you know the effects of the pitch He goes helmet It's not magneto and I actually was when I said this it was like Oh, the gun like snaps in his hand and I saw the hell I went fuck it. It's Judge Strut that's what it looks like Yeah, but I also got a good way. He also has kind of like the reverse mask that in but had in it yet X-men comics that's what he's trying to keep his hair down I don't get fucking giggles only.
Oh, I don't either I like that you still want to call red arrow that you call her speedy. He came out as greener So to be gay the end of the episode he gave that speech Yeah, you know I was speaking as a beach I like this beach until he did the I am the greener that sounded too forced It was like we have to call him green arrows about quick block I don't know why it wasn't like I've taken up the mantle and I'm the arrow now like you know like yeah That whole thing I actually do like that they've done name changes on him or first he was the Good And now it's green arrow because he has gone through different phases with this Yeah, well it shows the evolution of the character because the further he gets away from like killing people and all that like having a Group around him like he becomes less of a delay anti less menacing like the names are getting softer I don't know though since they put up the new season on Netflix I actually went back the beginning and started rewatching again. I miss how awkward Felicity used to be I know Like weird like double on top right like I said on your girl I mean to say that in any other way that I'm that girl that can do this for you I didn't mean that I was your girl, right? Yeah, and I also missed the whole before she knew what was going on and all he kept bringing her fucked up shit to do I spilled a latte on my laptop really cuz these look like bullet holes my coffee shops And I'm ready that in the hole with the vertigo thing really it's in a syringe ran out of sports bottles I missed that part of their relationship So who do you think in the grave?
So let's build them real quick I'm sorry Last night and obviously that didn't fucking happen you know He doesn't speak I'm the greenero and then it cuts ahead six months and he's at a grave and flash shows up He goes I'm sorry. I missed the funeral. Do you need anything goes? I just want to be alone and flashbox off Oh, yeah, he goes like you know like we have over you zoom.
Okay, so then he what's gonna building the Irish for this season? I think what character do they have in common that he come to the funeral for? Well, it's it's exactly. Oh, any of them technically yes I mean any one of them held all of them and also could be Or it could be that's what I was gonna say So yeah, well, yeah No No, I do think they could kill digl But that if they kill digl and we know that his we know that they still digl and they also know that his wife Is it we've been waiting for his wife to get Such a side character that they killed nothing happens like that's not gonna be it's not gonna kill her and they kill That means babysare is orphaned Yeah, maybe I think so Digl I'm not even thinking about that.
Especially because right now they're like a cock measuring contest on who's a better bitch Well, I'm too. It's yeah, it's yeah, but you gotta figure they got a record style. I mean saves them from Damien dark I think my money's on take or listen someone like damn close to you might be as well. Why would flash show up?
They're to kill their ones No, they go was around when he was working with Barry and help with his training. Well, yeah, okay, so here's why I think it's not Very didn't make the people who's listening Barry would have made the fuck a funeral You don't know that we don't know what happens with him. Yeah, I was realized there might be a subsidiary character They haven't introduced yet true She Kill his kid I guess we'll see we ready move on. Oh, maybe it's a baby.
He has a where I'm a horrible human being That's what you're trying to wait. Oh, I think it really I was a great one baby baby baby. Oh, baby queen I just imagine a baby in drag I don't get memory, but you're gonna get me more than that. We're smoking But it's a terrible name for anywhere ever by the way I don't make a dear poop dear pile the fucking trying to think it was like either dear poop or the James Franco dear threesome painting Actually was close to kind of the space that Barney puts on his one main show moist Um, you had a theory about something Loved it.
I loved old man Liz Just me with the episode was grumpy old live Have you seen it? Yeah, you seen it. No, I've been busy. Oh my god She eats the brain of a convention Lee like old man and she's like she sees skateboarders and she's like turn your hat around But your pants like she gets like she gets like a super crotchety and it's fucking You're one of the good ones What That was like one of the best brains she's eaten in terms of just like it's a premier what can we do?
I don't know make her crushing races. Okay. Okay, so I do like that they have that the the cure the zombie cure turns I'm in his own detector is actually well, but I like that it's it's not that everything's okay again There's fucking side effects and you're gonna deal with it and it's one of those things I really actually love how they keep fucking with major because in the beginning of the series he was kind of boring and perfect Such a whiny bitch. No, but it's just one of those things.
He's not used to not being perfect Does that make sense? Is the fucking whiny bitch? I don't like his character. I didn't really care for his character Even the beginning was all perfect, but now I just dislike him even more because he just all whoa He's got he's a goth fucking fret boy Well, it's just it pissed me off is cuz I liked him fucking shit up in the finale, but I hated him whining He's like you turn me it didn't even ask me basically fucking why don't you be the cure without asking you like fuck up Like I said, he basically was like I said white his way to her giving him the cure I will say my favorite part of well living horrible, but um would be David Anders whose name I can't blame was a character Speaking of they have him hit that actor blame David Anders was a random bad guy of the week it in season one of Arrow And he was awesome.
Yeah, he was he was a crime lord that got released from prison And then he kidnapped Laurel and that's when he finally had a team up with her dad to go rescue her Really? Yeah, cuz he counted the arrows and so he needed backup and they go like fuck off doing something I don't remember what and so he needed Laurel's dad to help rescue her Because I know I mean heroes season one he was a bad guy the week Huh? Fun fact, he's not British. He's not no He's fucking boss.
I love it up cuz I was like he's got a really like I was like yeah I was like I was American accent on used it in the heroes to use that's amazing. I've seen him and he plays a Brit Yeah, and I'll just like look yeah, oh, yeah, oh That sharply yeah totally British he looks like he's been on it. He looks like he's been on it No boss Massachusetts was a shock to me also for a boston area a book report book. I read was all of a twist I know queer name right it's actually wicked awesome See in wake up.
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Oh, I know they're what they did. Oh, I saw I saw him pretty early all the time so we're all a little bit giggly So I saw Helen back Deb. I'm gonna read you the Cast and you're gonna be like why the fuck am I not seeing this yet? And why hasn't anyone seen it?
Because it's basically as I described it to Lizzie off air. It's basically corpse private dick and fart jokes Like that's the way it's animated is like timbreton's not motion animation And in case you're wondering about the cast you've got Nick's words and Mila Kunis Bob It was released October 2nd 2005 Sorry 2015 yeah, wait one it's been out for like a week. No, but it's not like Like it's not making anyone no one's seeing it. I was literally the only person in the theater when I saw it Which is great.
I think of my phone on silent and I farted it was magical Big load not fart the next words of the little kids by the owner TJ Miller Robert Riggles Susan Saran and Dan McBride David Keckner Jeff a Coolidge JB Smoove great proof stainless Knight or Ray Bamber? Because nobody marketed it. Oh god. No Kyle can name Brian Postane plays the carnival owner who's a metalhead But it's about like these three friends and what they make a blood one makes a blood pact for a breath mint Makes them see it and he of course breaks the blood packed by not getting in fact was friend and gets sucked into L.B.
sacrificed by the devil It's pretty good and fine. I like a lot It was one of those I don't know how to make people go see it When you see it which you should have your love paul of pumpkins as the sort of tortured spirit who keeps like as a running gag He's like a disembodied spirit and he's like they're in hell and he goes up to Taco Bell Pizza Rata Pizza is a talent you mean torture and he's like oh yeah, I guess I'm like no no no pizza They keep making him do the dumbest shit as torture Okay, like making drink old milk. He's like oh that was not what I expect when it's Paul of Tomkins in his voice Yeah, you're not doing it Google right yeah, so again going back a couple weeks Due to my impersonation of the campaign last week Crayon didn't see No, it's like no about cranking got knocked out in the story and slept and woke up in the woods that night That's when he first met the source Okay, I'm stretching at this point, but yeah, you're right with grand Michael Google Heather big you know Google was tied for Google have the big release of all their cool shit Including their two phones They have a 6p and a 5x the 5x is their bring back of the Nexus 5 which everyone loved it was probably Or the best song anyone's ever 6p is the new version of one I have which is six so far the 6p has a better display and slightly smaller than the 6 It runs Android 6.0 which is called marshmallow It has a USB type-c connector, which is the due faster charge or first of all USB cable yes Yes, we'll start it's not a standard yet, but it will be very soon 12.3 megapixel camera finger for scanner they can use an any app not just unlock phone nice 4k video All in a one-wheel body and it has eight core processors the phone It's 532 gig 550 for the 64 gig and 650 for 128 gig Phone Actually, that's actually not terrible at all But if you don't want to spend much money the 5x is a little less powerful starts at 380 It's successful. Yeah, it's the again successor to the five which was nexus is a 2013 phone, but it's It's basically the next is five slightly modified with better better insights Nice phone they're both getting really good reviews and then they also announced a new Chromecast model that has better antenna Connectivity and it's still 35 bucks.
They also announced a Chromecast audio model Like it just streams audio from my Google play To train music through your house I literally see your brain. I don't get it either But then they did also this thing called a pixel c tablet It's basically their competitor for the iPad Pro I think so instead of like a 13 14-inch tablet It's 10.2 inch green magnetic keyboard stays on even when holding it like they showed it Turn like do do it wasn't falling off the magnets. Oh, so what I mean is they're using on that There's probably another new phone that they can't seem like the module phone. Oh, oh, they're gonna go to different Russian for a Jumps are not a Chromebook doesn't come with criminalized comes with Android And it's 532 gig and 664 So and then they did start pushing out marshmallows to phones this week and tablets So if you have a nexus tablet or phone, you should be getting it really soon Obviously if you have like HTC or Motorola or whatever, it's gonna take longer So I should see in the next couple months.
They'll probably see it Which one is it? HTC they should be pretty good about putting them out in like they try really hard to do it 90 days I was gonna say I'll check and see if I have an update. They just they just have to make sure all the hardware works It should work fine, but they do a lot of testing for you. You won't have an update those for a few months.
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She's got a lot out, but she's you know, she's working hard for the money But yeah, you should look her up. She's pretty hot I just imagine her first movie was Marley and me. Oh God one can only hope do you not remember the whole conversation we have with you and Nickerson crawling on a plane is a barley in me. It's the worst porno ever The other Marley in me.
Okay, I was like wait what I told the English in her story about Katie Kurt Yes Red shirts, I really want reddit to send a picture of dick butt to Mars. Yeah Why would they ask reddit? Why don't you ask it when I'm right it? We're gonna send some pictures into space What do you recommend and right now the highest ranked one is?
4 channels a lot to do with that Like I said, why would you ask reddit? No after watching pixels? I'd be happier sending dick butt into space than video games Dick what's gonna be what comes back to reimagined the city? That'd be fucking awesome dick butt is like the internet's version of a hydra.
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Just to see if they were quick Other red shirts. I don't get my food history minority reports. Not terrible. I watch it.
It's okay Yeah, that's the thing is that's you have the same opinion. I do don't you okay? Oh watch it when I don't have anything else. Yeah, I don't have to watch it Honestly, if I wait till the season watch it all at once because I can't have anything else I'll watch it okay, yeah, no, that's that's pretty much my because I don't get into it A lot of you this red shirt because of what you said about minority should I just wait about binge on this season?
I got them or should I actually know you should start watching it actually the last that's my theory was we're talking I told you a theory about Gotham that Barbara in Barbara is not hard Gordon Like everybody seems think that Barbara team is good. He's wife I don't think that's ever gonna be case. I said why I didn't have a theory I just said she's starting to act a lot like part of right and say she was gonna be hard I just started to act very sexual very very love crazy Barbara now I'm enjoying a lot of her She's about to be some of the fun character because she was well, yeah, no, she was such a throwaway character for the first season She was the she was the girl in trouble Yeah, well For sexual it was always the last time in the comics I know she was my sexual before she getting all everybody who lived up the whole season of key and appeal into my cue and it's awesome I love fucking binge watching that show Like I was watching it and I was gonna say I was watching I watched like the whole season on Thursday while I was busy I was doing something and just started laughing and Lawrence like what the hell are you laughing at? I'm like I don't think I can even explain the premise and why it was so funny because it was them is basically like Juggalos on a plane explaining what they're gonna do if any Terry's show up Terry show up.
I'll have to find the fucking But I just about like I said I just about keep myself laughing I'm glad that they're off doing other things because anytime I see Keegan in I was gonna say in anything He's hilarious. He's the guy under the portion. Hell, baby. He is he's like I was just listening through the wall That's him.
He's done a ton of other stuff and he's always hilarious Well, that's right because you just watched like a month ago. Yeah There will be a doctor who lego said at least in December That's all I'm on my birthday I We talked about a while ago how a Lois Lane revealed Clark Kent's Has a new secret identity he's a trucker named Archie Archie white. I don't remember laughing, but yeah, he's a trucker It's gonna be really difficult not getting blowjobs from under age. Well, I thought you was over but barely nothing It's like tell us instead like they're just making us run to marvel like yeah What I don't explain it.
I don't know but I Oh, and fucking Jim Gordon is Batman and robots who now yeah, and there's a whole shit little Robin's that are Confronted I have their fucking dream. Oh, no, my was one or something. Oh, there's another doctor who Richard There will be a spin-off next called class and it's got to do with school that they keep referencing The Academy oh that I work time. Yeah, yeah There'll be a new justice league cartoon Incredibles to we'll open June 21st of 2019 redbirds on board right?
I mean they've got it's like him and John last year. Okay, everybody's doing it the No, Marvel. Did you buy all the Marvel news? They've just put out they've they've moved around phase three and they They're the last one released July 6th 2018.
Yeah, and then that's so they're already putting up face It's that they saw it still phase three oh shit because before they've been any gone the second part Okay, and then there's there's films that have not been named but have released dates of May 1st 2020 July 10th of 2020 and November 6th 2020 yeah, that's in that space for yeah, I think so So yeah, and then the wasp so now Captain Marvel will not be the first female to get her own it's lost so though Her own title movie will be wasp no She's gonna be the first female character to have a title oh Solo And also they finally tired their first non-white director. No, yeah for a black guy. Yeah, which is still kind of racist And the Thor 3 is gonna be It's gonna be directed by the guy who did what we doing the shadows yes I Yeah, he's the director from what we do in the shadows which I got so Somebody did an amazing big hero six and I've injured ultra Trailer mashup. I'll show to you absolutely that was a before big heroes six came out There was a bunch of people asking Disney like is this in the same universe right?
It's technically a Marvel movie San Frantokio is a new get one there my last red shirt is about Burger King Burger King has a Halloween burger. I know I almost ordered one Okay, make sure poop green. Yeah, that's why I get it. Not like not like dark green like leprechaun fucking green Yeah They did black burgers Oh Running That could me Yeah, they don't know what Alicia looks like that could still be racist I know but I'm saying listeners don't know what she looks like so Black burgers in Japan last year 710 calories satiated fat and sodium a buttload of preservatives it possibly forced me but it's perfectly safe to eat You know make sure food green actually they have they released I almost grab one.
How do you eat? I mean seven or ten calories in a burger? That's that's impressive Literally yeah, I mean I for I for went the I'll tell you what when you talk about calories I for went the Halloween wiper got like the a one double cheeseburger awesome thing So yeah, there's my Richard's done I don't have any Richard's I don't think about Gotham because I'm girl. I have two red shirts about TV neither You're gonna watch I really like it.
Yeah, I'm really liking the Mindy project on Hulu fuck that show I don't get I don't like her. I don't like the actress. I don't like the character. I don't like the show fucking should have died I'm I was I was running.
She's a doctor. I was hard pressed to not cancel my willow account with them to avoid giving the money to make That fucking show that's how much I dislike that show in other news. I've been watching screen queens That's really weirdly fascinating. It's what it's so funny and so absolutely at the same time Fox I don't like it's like it's weirdly fascinating and Jamie Lee Curtis is really funny.
Yeah All of the lines you give Emma Roberts like she says some of the most fucked up shit Chanel. Yeah, she says like this Chanel The Taylor Swift crack. Yes, but I was gonna say but yeah, no, it is weirdly fascinating especially the latest episode They have them doing the haunted house But they go to the haunted house and all the real bodies are there and then they call the police to tell them and the police don't believe them Yeah, they're like haunted house on I think it's called like shady street Shady Oakley yeah, the haunted house on shady Oak Lane and they call the cops and he's like yeah I'm totally gonna go to the hot house as soon as I get off shift like it's really funny That's one of the one where again, you don't really care about the characters. Oh no You don't have a shit on the camera.
You don't hate them either like really walking dead I hate them. I don't like him. I really just like them. I actually dislike them like I said you don't give a shit about any of them But it's really funny.
You have to keep watching the scene was gonna happen It's just last episode what the fuck's gonna smile is rolling off next like I said last episode the Chad Rose got attacked when I were out Like supposedly patrolling by that they're calling out the red devil the red devil's the murderer and he kills people with a chainsaw Yeah, I saw a picture of a guy in a devil suit with chainsaw I was like, you don't watch this because it's a chainsaw devil It's been running back they have started finally they did the transformation on a I think her name's Hester her character So now she's the hot girl Yeah, and she's coming on to the lead fat guy because he gets turned on by nekra filia Yeah, and she's like hey you want to go take a crack at my crack and I'm like oh god you ew ew ew ew ew Wow, she totally busts him damn near like I'll text you address coming to the back door Like I said, she totally busts him basically rubbing one out on a grave and that's the beginning of their sexual relationship Yeah, because she wants to have everything with the channel I watch the three episodes currently of the player The West is the one so far it's interesting Yeah, it's the player the idea is that Wesley Snipes and this really hot British I think her name was Cassandra in the show I'm playing my phone They work for some kind of group of Extremely wealthy individuals who want to get like like world controlling wealth individuals Can we say our wall scene so they basically have they usually have an algorithm that can predict crime to extend And then they get this guy who used to be a cop in FBI agent No, no, Wesley Snipes is considered the pit boss and the girl the girl Cassandra is considered the dealer and the gamblers You never see and in this cop FBI agent whenever is the player and basically what a crime it happens or you know like for example the very first one was the scroll to a kid mat and They get up they get this guy and they convince him to do the game But he's basically the piece they're betting on whether he's gonna succeed or fail and there's odds based on the trust there It's so watch don't watch I watch it so far. Sorry love it or shovel it more love it than shovel it like it's not something president of interest Oh, Gambling. That's what I was gonna say is so far. It's good.
What happened to the nipple so far. It's interesting gotta be quicker Talk to you what? No, no after after no, it's the disposal, but there is of course the There's this you know subplot of the guys ex-wife that they were brought together. She gets killed in the first 15 minutes or so Maybe she's not dead Wesley Snipes shows up.
She's really into and confirms that she's not dead. He wants to help So I actually I had a weird side note that had occurred to me you watch blacklist you ever watch Chuck I'm watching a couple times. Well, then I can't ask you the thing is that they all work for the FBI Mm-hmm and the same language pops up on both shows Are there some kind of crazy conspiracy theories about fulcrum and the interface that I just don't fucking know about just generic conspiracy? Yes, but both of them like I said, but both of them have popped up in many many different like spy FBI Yeah, it's just like a little bit It's pretty it's just like generic urban myths about the intelligence community I mean fulcrum from Chisholah I mean like a little mally shit, okay, so it's a very umbrella or whatever the group is called the area rather Bavarian Yeah DK to darkness it was actually into the oven one and spirit was in 2008 so at that point we should know that spirit was going to suck It's so pretty and a story is so bad.
It's just it's the dead cocosyn city and once again my issue was I was everyone's like he has a healing factor. What the fuck? And they're like what's the big deal like that's like what's next movie? It's only wool drink and fly like it's just one of those things where the thing that I really liked about spirit was the dream Sequence he has where he's thinking about like Jamie King No, no the dream sequence he has when he's thinking about all the women who's loved him and he's loved You know what I'm talking about right?
It was so beautiful And I'm like I really wish that you had had a better fucking it was just weird. I'm a friend Punch-up guy, you know, just weird like because you know Frank Miller's got like awe for my car for my gliesner verbal eisner It just seems weird that he would just shit on something that's held as like one of the greatest comics ever But anyway, sorry directions continue. That was all of our corrections mistakes. I made this week just everything Everything okay It wasn't work is been just fucking right there.
It's it's been a shit. Yeah, I Suck it math and I don't Probably taking a shot of bourbon flavored rubbing alcohol. So you don't want that on? No, no, no, I'm good No mistakes this week.
We think I make mistakes this week Okay Social contract don't be dick including me A lot of beers or PBR's I think my social contract is frankly don't be so selfish and self-involved that you don't realize you're a fat Actually, it's not about you. Well, it's just one of those I want people to be at least self-aware enough to realize that most other people are so fucking self-involved They don't give shit up. It's going on with you. I don't know it's like that link from saga Don't worry about what other people think of you most people aren't thinking about you Oh, yeah, this has been a blood alcohol content network production for more information visit www.bacnpodcast.com your home for almost bacon and banjo