E-Pock was nice in a bit, it was a good consistency in the relationship, but yeah, we come something Yeah, I'm going to sit every time. More like it, there's always one that you're scratching at for like 20 minutes, then you're going to bleed and really brush people like that. That's all. You get all of the nice bits of eating pock balls.
Yeah. Yeah, it was a good bit. It was a good bit. It was a really good bit.
When you get it stuck in one bit, you can feel it with your tongue. But you can't get it with your fucking finger or anything. What the fuck is it? Yeah, you feel your tongue, but you don't know if it's a back or front.
You can't work out. I had it one much longer than it was from all the back moulders. It was just perfectly wedged between the gum and the... Duh!
It was like, if you could slip one in there, that's how to do it. You almost need like micro tweezers. Yeah, nice fingering out of ages. You know, like some of the girls.
I was just absolutely just... My gum will be enough. Literally. Yeah.
Like when you go to the dentist, they just annihilate your fucking mouth. Yeah. It's going to clean your teeth. You know, it's...
I was spitting that. It's just blood, then. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, welcome to Turbo Sports Radio. This is the Action Hero All Stars edition. Is that what we're naming it? Yeah, Action All Stars.
Action All Stars. Nice. They got your favourite Action All Stars here. hosting it for you.
Yeah, yeah. Of course. Yeah, just a free man at the moment. It's not a super, super turbo, unfortunately, but it's a megaturbo.
Whatever you want to call it. Is Megabet the super? Probably, isn't it? No, super's a top.
I suppose Superman will kick the leadership out of Megabet the first time. Yeah. They're going to make it go out of games on the artwork. The American Snares cartridge.
I fucking love that car. It's so good. It's hard not to pick up that one every time. Add to smooth it out for your game.
Yeah. We've been taking two hours in the game. We've been picking it out. Yeah.
I really like that Gameboy one for the ShakeF. DC one? Yeah. Mate, the amount of pissing about a bit of that.
I'll have to show you all the ones I did make for that. I made so many, and none of them were really hitting the note for me. And I pulled out that Gameboy one, because the template is a nice solid little template. It's already great for me.
Let me just play around there. And it happened naturally. It was a nice little. Still fell into it.
Yeah, it did. That's what you want to ask for. Come out nicely. Yeah.
So here we go. If you haven't listened to an All-Stars edition before, I mean, you must have known. If you've got this far down the track, you tell the list. If you're jumping up, I'm going to jump on to that.
I'm going to jump on to that. I'm going to jump on to the Turbo Turbo. It's like, you're jumping on it. You've definitely heard before.
You're not getting any new lists. I mean, the ones you've got are dropping off in their droves. And they're joking. I mean, we know you love it.
In fact, this year is this could be a record year to be fair. The numbers are on our side. So you never know this could be someone's first ever. So it was real.
And now they're just going to go, yeah, it's my last. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We're going to explain it. So basically, we all pick. We're trying to collectively pick a top five action All-Stars. So we're talking, you're not going to name any names.
I'm not going to name any names, for example. You're not an action All-Stars. In the films. You've seen a film with an action film with a shooting and a fighting.
Then you're jumping through fire. Windows and saving people and helicopters. Yeah. Oh my gosh.
So we're all basically, we need to agree on an All-Stars team, an All-Stars squad. Five votes. We're all going to pick, bring our own five to the table. But it's unlikely that we're all going to have the same five.
If we do, I mean, this is going to be 10 minutes long. Yeah. Everyone's happy about it. They'll have to go through two hours of an All-Stars discussion.
So yeah, I suppose without further ado, we'll get a ball of it. Will, do you want to go for a first pick mate? All right. All right.
They'll get a fair all headset on. It's like you're doing a draft. What's your first draft pick, Will? The first draft pick is, I think I might have mentioned it's not too long ago.
I was doing the examples, but one that touches deep for me, loved his films from the start, Jackie Chan. Yeah. He's not on my list, to be honest. He's on my list.
But again, like I say, I don't think anyone on the end of anyone's going to be like, fuck off. Jackie Chan, I mean, give some reasons why you love Jackie Chan so much. I mean, he's not on my list, Will, but it's so silly. Obviously, we might have to do it.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we have, I think, full blown action. What are you going to have in films like that?
Stunts. What kind of stunts? Flips, fucking punches, kicks, rolls, dives, jumping out of windows. Jackie Chan is doing them all.
He's fucking breaking himself. He's fucking kicking ass. Just like the, as soon as I like action films, rush hour, fucking all of them, they just ringing up. Rush hour three.
Yeah. Just, yeah. How can you not think of Jackie and think of action? I'm thinking of him as well.
Like, at the end of any of his films, it's when they do the outtaste bit. And he's literally like fucking himself with the pieces. And in everything he does, he's like, well, I broke my leg. Well, we got get any stunts done, Jackie.
All right, then. Yeah, we'll carry on. The one you're talking about that. I can't remember what the film was, but there's a scene where there's a hovercraft.
It's a quality scene. Yeah. And then it's like, can we get the other angle, Jackie? Jackie Jackie's like, well, yeah, go on.
I suppose just strap it up, put some bandage around. And there's another bit where he's like, and he likes fucking skiing on the back. Like, he's like being pulled by a boat and he's like skiing on like, I'm not skiing. He's like a fucking, he's like a fin leader or something.
I don't know. But he did that with his fucking car. He's like, he's a fucking, he's an animal that man. They don't make him like they used to.
And you're talking about the outtaste as well. There was one, there was one, it's saying, I'm sure it's in the same film. He basically, if you imagine like an old school bank when they used to write the bars up. And then he looked like a little kind of, like a little bat through it on the counter.
He's like, in the outtakes, it shows you how many times it took him to do it. Because he has to fully, like he can't just like tentatively put his feet through it. He has to swing through and gamble that he's going to make it. And the amount of times he's just literally hitting the metal of the cars and just bouncing off and probably pam on them.
So back on the ground, it's like, this is, I mean, you're starting off strong here. We're like, I'm even thinking maybe don't catch any of the young stars, you know? Because he's like, your one is always fighting with the ladder. You see that?
Yes. He's jumping through the ladder. And again, the outtakes of that. Like he will do it.
He will do it till he gets it. And he's smacking himself in the face. He's falling on his ass. He's getting like a fucking...
Well, no, no. Shank, I don't. I swear they're fighting in that room. It might be the ladder scene.
Someone fucking stamps on that plank and it hits him in the balls. That's a stun and a half just that. Yeah. And Jackie would then have a reel.
Yeah. You know who Jackie is? We text these things. We text these things.
We text these things. No, we text them. No, we text them. But we want to do something about true stories.
Yeah. It was that one from the... Chris Tucka. It's a group traffic Chris don't go on there too much anymore.
He's enough to squat. Because I'm just big enough Jackie. The conversation I have with Jackie kind of like the conversations where I've been right now is I'm big enough Jackie but I don't really say much about Tucker. He's like well you was alright in Friday.
Yeah and rush hour two you played your part. But you were there. But I was all about comedian and action. Yeah.
Yeah but I mean it worked. It was a good cop buddy cop film which we like. Some of the best films ever have a buddy cop film so. Tango and Cass.
Yes. You were just falling in there. What did you say? I don't know.
So Matt, will you go on for Jackie Chan? Who's your first? Your number one. Well it's a...
It's actually your number one. It's my number one for everything. Kurt Russell isn't it? I can't do any list.
If I get Kurt Russell and anything I was thinking Kurt Russell isn't there. He's top tier from me. Top tier actor. Top tier fucking man.
Good mate yours. Good mate of mine. A hair, beautiful hair. It's married to Goldie on.
It's just that kind of thing wrong that might have been my eyes. The best film ever made ever ever made. He was in that one. He was in that one.
Well we'd be around big trouble in Little China. And he'd feel like he could think of it now. It's all comfy. Yeah they've stolen it anyway.
It's not for you. Mortal Kombat. How many games mate? It's all comfy.
Wouldn't even have Tango and Cash with you. Wouldn't even have Tango and Tag. He's a gladiator as well, weren't he? Was he a gladiator?
No that's Russell Crogh mate, isn't it? Yeah. That is Russell Crogh yeah I'm fucking... But Russell would have been good at it.
Yeah he would have been good at it. He would have been good at it. He would have been good at it. If he's doing that I am Maximus Marius.
He'd have had a little bit of swagger in there wouldn't he? And he just chucks like a spear through a lion's face. And he's just like, so all in the reflexes. Well put on a porch up express.
Yeah that's why I can't knock out Russell. Yeah that is again that's a very very strong pick. I mean I knew you were going to pick Kurt Russell. I mean that's your spirit animal.
It's my spirit animal. I respect it a lot mate. It's a true... and he is your one pick.
If you were to actually... this was the draft and we've all got a headset on. Yeah he's without a thousand more. You'd be going for Kurt Russell.
Yeah I'll pack him all the way. Yeah I'll pack him all the way. He's old now as well. And every single car full Russell out and I'll say he's on a list.
He's on a list every time. And even he was in overboard as well. Yeah. He's been in the club and he's been hateful.
He is the cement that keeps everything in the game. I mean I'm going to go on some of Jackson's one of the best months of untime. But in that film without him in it it doesn't work. It doesn't work that film.
But good pick mate. We're writing these down. I've got them down. I'm writing all of them down.
Oh yeah will it? He's in the NFL. He's done as many a time. He's a veteran of the All Stars mate.
Oh he's coming in there. He's there. I'm just going to go. I'm going to file one out that surely has got to be on everyone's list.
I just want to get one of us so we can all join up and agree on one. Just to get one on the board. I think we need one on the board. I'm going to go for Arnie.
Yeah. He's been in the greatest film of all time. Like Predator. Predator.
Terminator. Terminator. And the one end of day. End of day.
Give it a go. That is a good film. That is a good film. You know he's been in the play.
He's been in the play. If he isn't on anyone's all time action hero list, they're not qualified. They're qualified or certified to fucking even play this game. No he's obviously right.
I did the character. But obviously he's on there. I suppose so you say he is on your list. You want to tell who he was on your list?
He's 100. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
Terminator. Terminator one. Terminator three. It's a huge film.
I don't hate it too. Like obviously he's the name. He's always in two minds about doing it. He did fucking destroy his own person.
Terminator two is P.E.C.K. Fucking. It's something that too when he throws the bikers about it to start of it. That's something that one.
Yeah. It's something that one is where he beats the puncting of his wash day. Right. Nothing aware.
The guy from that A and two. The second one is when he goes to the Biker bar. He starts knocking them about. And then the third one is where he goes to the gay bar.
And it's the same sort of scene. Yeah. That fight sequence in Terminator two was started out. When he's loving people onto like hops.
Yeah. No, it's a knife and stabs his hands in the table. It's classic. Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, he's obviously. That could actually be as great performance. Great. He's going to come on with it.
He's going to come on with it. I'm credit over. My friendity under the character, because he has got comedy chops in it. Like he can take the sounds out and he can laugh.
But I think he won't well in a term, because obviously, I mean, he's supposed to be an emotional as well. But then obviously, John Conn is making say comedy things. It's that. It's that.
Jock's obviously plays quite well. He's a stiff man. That's the lavender boost of the movie. Yeah.
Yeah, he's stiff with a little soft charm around the edges. Because commando, and what's the fucking one? We're in the future with the game show and he's still everyone. Oh, run around.
That again, that's a fucking product film. That played more camp than it, I guess. It is. Yeah.
The running man is fucking quality. Oh, not Bob. What's the, is that the one with Quaido in it? No, that's a total recall.
Total recall. Yeah. Yeah. You know, this is the board.
A three-six, Quaido, the movement with a hand. Do you remember the line he says to the end of commando, what he says to the bad guy in it? Do you remember the last bike sequence in it? So he's it's Bennett, the old boy in.
And he's got a knife. And he's fine. And then Arnie pulls a pipe off the wall. He's a little bit of some steam.
Yeah. Throwing through his chest, obviously, it hits something with steam to go through it. It's lit up some steam, Bennett. And it's one of the great lines of all time.
And then the commanding chief comes to save everyone. Then he would have got to turn up his arms. And he goes, Lee, you ready for half journey? Or Lee, barbies?
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER You gotta say, probably one of the top, if not the top quoted action, action all start, all time. Yeah. Yeah. So he's definitely in your list, right?
Oh, yeah. I held it up to show you guys. But then I realized I was spoiling my depicts so quickly. And we missed that.
Put it down. So Arnie is my... No, no, no, no, no. Arnie's in.
So that was my pick back round to Wilfer. He's second pick in the triple horse draft. Jackie was one of my... was kind of a number one throw.
So that was the goods. I don't know which one to pick next. All right. All right.
Mr. Keanu Reeves. Nice. Nice.
I love the John Wicks. But taking it way back to the Matrix and other things, you know, like, come on, Keanu. Yeah. I thought you were going to say, take it way back to John Alsars.
You know, like... Yeah. We have to do it kind of in there. John, you just got to get Keanu in every list.
And I'm just... Well, you say that, mate. I'm just going to put out there that for that one reason Keanu Reeves is on my list, too. So he has made the cut already.
Just people who do not want to do all your list. Yeah, he was not mine, but... He's made it. Because I mean, I'm happy with that, I know, because...
I would have thought he was one of the ones I was the bait and about. He's the ones where he started doing like the classics. And he's more... He's a classic now, but he was more new school.
Again, if you know what I mean, like you're definitely Narnies, you're fucking Sloans, you're fucking McLean, Bruce Willis. Or even if you're in Harrison Ford and people like that, obviously Keanu Reeves was the next generation, I guess, because he's a good sort of thing. I agree with him being on there, but he was not on my list because mine was probably a bit more... I was a good school student.
Everyone else on my list is old school, but I just had to get... Because now any Alsars we ever do, if we do the next... Have you tapped skateboards? Alsars?
So I'm going to try and get Keanu Reeves on that list. You know, you just... And he's going to be the new one now. The Royal Alsars.
Wow. You might have been cool grinding something. Yeah. Ben, if I can correct Russell, we played Ben Crane once, didn't he?
So if you ever do a Ben top pocket, he's never done that. He did play Ben Crane. He did play Ben Crane. It's my brother, Ed Damon.
No, I didn't play Ben. I was wrong. Okay. Crazes.
Crazes. Ben Craz. Like the fake cereal. Yeah, that's what that...
I invented that. Right. So he's not on your list, but... He's not on my list, but I'll do it.
I'll enforce it and you'll have to wrap. So he's done to what's gonna get in me. I've got one that I got on it's a bit out there. Yeah, go for it.
It's a Gorni Weaver. From Aliens, Ripley. Ellen Ripley. Yes.
Right. Nice. That's a good one. I mean, I chucked doing that.
I mean, for that to be fair. Well, when I was discussing it with Ashley before, you know, I've had this list for weeks now. But I was discussing it really hash it out. It's important to me that you actually hear with all stars.
And she definitely came up because it's not quite... You know, Arnie's put so much shit out there that we have to recognise it. But where is Gorni Weaver? Hasn't put that much shit out.
She doesn't take it in herself. She has to think. She might take herself a couple of dodgy films. But it's not as bad as Arnie.
But you know, Alien's... Alien's... I don't know if Jesus Christ happens. I mean, it's terrible.
Alien's horrible. Yeah, yeah. But that is a very strong pick, mate. And wouldn't be against...
Give me the right evidence and, you know... I think... And the other thing you ought to look at, the action is that it's fighting our fellas and shit. I know obviously Swartz did your fourth predator, but he's on the list anyway.
That goes insane. But Aliens, they got me on the fucking farest thing you can go up against. So sure, yeah. That's what a predator's fought with me.
Because they were the hardest thing to fight. You know, that's why they wanted to hunt them and train their skills. Because everyone else is a bitch compared to an alien. Ripley's holding him against him.
So she's pretty fucking... She's top tier. Yeah. And then I was doing a list.
Her own Russell never fucking straight off the path. That was a good one. That is a really good one. Obviously you did the characters as well mate.
So you were going for Ripley. Yeah, yeah. Which is... That is about...
That's my fucking right there. So... Yeah. Good pick.
Good pick. Is that background to me? Yeah. Yeah.
I'm going to go... I'm going to go for everyone's favourite. He's probably not going to be your list, but I referenced him probably in every single table sports radio. That's it.
Well, you referenced everyone in... The old long room. I was expecting it. I was expecting it.
Yeah. Rocky Four is one of the greatest cinematic experiences ever. Yeah. And without him, you know, he was the perfect, beautiful man in shape, you know, and he's the right...
The perfect juxtaposition against the loan, you know, it was just... Yeah, he was... And he's American flag attire. Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, it was... Yeah, it was perfect. So for that reason, Dolph was just... He just fits the field, you know.
He was team man. And he was a punisher. And he was a punisher. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah. He's fucking out. He's so good. So good.
He's obviously can't be in that film. Yeah, I mean that film. I mean he played it, I mean he played it. He played it.
Who else would play it better? Yeah, he'd go in. He'd like he played that out on a very serious role. He's never been given a...
Yeah, he goes for it. So I'll give it in. Now that's a good pick actually, London. Yeah.
It's not on my list. Yeah, he's a bit left field, but I just... He's just... I'm going to have a quality over quantity in Rocky Four.
Yeah. He's just... He's perfect. So yeah.
So we'll pass on. Can I have it? Yep. On to you now, Will.
Alright, I got two left. And I did have a sixth place, but probably won't mention that. One big one. Not I'm going to save because somebody else might say it.
This other one though, for me, probably not expected to be on your guys' list. He was my first action hero from a kid. And these guys can transfer, but I'm just picking the one true actor for me. He's done some questionable for non-action film since, but he's older now, so it's fine.
P.S. Brosland. Oh, wow. I'm still a big James Bond fan now, but you know, I had the Golden Eye Nintendo 64 game.
I had the Golden Eye video. I had World Is Not Enough. I was not enough. I die another, you know, what, tomorrow and ever dies, die another day.
In those films, that's what did it for me. Not any other, it's other films. The James Bond films for me, and like an English action hero. Fucking.
No, he's overish. He's overish. But yeah, he's overish. But yeah, but you can play his name.
He's not overish. He plays me very, very well. He plays a better than Irishman than he is. He's at South Korean Irish.
You're like, you're like, fuck off the shut up. Shut up. Talking about seeing anyone who has seen the actual, and he was in Mrs. Doubtfire as well.
He was. He was the boyfriend when he was a mother. Yeah, he's a boyfriend. I mean, just for referencing one of the greatest N64 games all the time, that does put a lot of weight next to his name, you know, that is a solid pick.
And I do like that as a personal favourite of yours mate. He had the cards. He had the guns. He had the women.
To be fair, I know that as well. What was the first one he did to the first James Bond? Oh, no. When he did, like, when Donald came out and they fucking, that brought Bond back to not being shit in it really.
Yeah. That was a big production for the time. Yeah. When he, when he come back off of a, it was his former foreign, was it fucking?
It was a fucking hell. Yeah. George Lazzamby only did one, didn't he? Yeah, it might have been him.
I can't remember it. Yeah, like whoever. I mean, Timothy Darwin joined me. Yeah.
But it was no, I mean, it was no con. No, I mean, it was really, you know. Even Roger Moore, Roger Moore, when he was finishing it, he knew he was just taking a pick. So he's like, come on, he's up.
Look at me. I'm Roger Moore. Just, just be the fucking part Roger. Yeah, I'm Roger Moore.
I never shifted him off. So yeah, like he like brought Bond to me fucking, like, I mean, you went up where you went up where you went up where you went up and brought it up. He made Bond cool again. He slipped up.
Yeah. Yeah. Nice. That's a good pick.
Good pick. Over to you then, Matt. Oh, you see more. No, we were done.
Oh, yeah. That's no one. What's he fucking? I do know his name.
We've got a character instead. We've got a character instead. Yeah, he probably know now. Let me find his fucking name.
I know his name. Oh, actually, I do know his name. You know when you're fucking mine just. Yeah, yeah, because all you're thinking about is the character.
Yeah, what's his actual name? But again, this is a pick. I don't know. Again, my not being your boys radar because again, he's not someone that's done a lot of films, but again, the films he had.
I'm a big influence on my life. So I've got Bruce Campbell. Nice. Evil Dead.
Nice. That is a, I appreciate that. Solid, solid classic. Yeah.
It's very well enjoyable. Enjoy the film. Yeah, again, it's like that fucking love that film again. Like seeing that, like what was I like?
Twelve. I don't know, but you know, that's that point in your life. Of an era. It's going to be a real film actually watching that shit.
But yeah, Evil Dead, well, Evil Dead 2 is probably my pick. Evil Dead 3 when he's like, he's back in time. He'll actually, he's just, I love that shit. Bruce Campbell's just a fucking genuine fucking fellow as well.
He's fucking a girl boy. Like everything he's all real about him, he seems like he's happy to just fucking take a piss. Yeah, he's not a catch. Yeah, he's not up his own ass.
Yeah, you could probably, you would let him into the term I'd have and make. Yeah, well, that seems like an enjoy beer as well. He seems like the really minion red carpet that you've got kind of half. I can't click into it as well.
Yeah, yeah. I can't click into it as well. You wouldn't pick the, you wouldn't bother picking. No, that's shit.
The cigarette button fucking whatever. That's the good make. Yeah, probably. I'd say, I'd say, I'd kick a bit of dust off in that.
Yeah, a little flick. That's good enough surely. Yeah, same as who been in it. Yeah, same for him.
And also he was hurt, please, when he'd say, in all Xeno and that. I know he was an act, he was his mate. He was an act of his actual attractive big-storm man. But he was in hurt, he was that fucking like, little wiesel character.
He was fucking. God, that's a great character. He's a freeback. Yeah, that's nice.
Nice. Like that. Yeah, that's quite a pretty couple. I might as well throw out another personal favourite of mine.
Rather than go for a big guy. Yeah, I mean, my number one pick I haven't really said, you know, he's a given, I think. But this old boy, I referenced in a lot, he's had a couple of cover-arts as well. Mr.
Kyle Webbers. Nice. It's a poly-creed. Yeah.
Love him. Yeah, he can't. Love him, you know, he's relevant now, he's in the Mandalorian at the moment. So he's had three season Mandalorian, he's holding that together.
And he's watching, I can actually, he'll need some. Fucking good. It's really. I just started it.
Yeah, it does get good. It's the way they film this season of it. I can't fault. I'm ready to fault.
TV now, like, especially with the streaming services, they'll kind of give you one episode. It's like, let's just see about the second episode. So if you're going to drop all the production value in it, because they like to do that, you know, Hawkeye, they give you one episode and the rest of a pretty lame. The way they shot it is cinema.
It's John Fabro is really, you know, he's, I think he's got rather an addition out to other people and bringing other people to direct and all that sort of shit. He didn't, he's got the second series, maybe the first. He got a few different kind of guests directed in, he was just over there, I shall pretend to do. In this one, he is just the manager.
Yeah. So yeah. But, and Kyle Webbers, he's that good thing with a pirate mate. He's got it, he's got it, he's got it, he's got it when he did that, he always still got it.
But the main reason, Apollo Creed, I love him. Yeah, he's the one. What a great film. In Rocky III, he is just the best, you know, we've spoken about it.
So many. The crop, seeing that man in the crop top, you know, he's the man of Tony, you know, he's the man of Tony. He's the man. He's the man.
If I could be racing with him on the beach, you know, and jumping in the... Oh yeah, he had a tumble, he had a tumble, he was in the sand in the end. He sort of fell on top, you know, and you're looking at each of his eyes. Yeah, that's it.
So, you know, what to do with his sexual tension, you could cut it off. Yeah, there's just so much, but in Rocky III, there's so much gold in it. Yeah, he is. If you remember the start of Rocky III, I know this is the start of Rocky IV, but whatever.
It's still a good film. He's in his pool, just throwing tennis balls with his own retrievers that were in a pool. Oh, yeah, he's... And he's got a TV set up next to the pool.
And he's just not paying attention. He does really kind of like force, like, oh, he's finally listening to what they're talking about on the telly, and they're talking about a Russian bike and over. And that gets his blood boiling there. You know, he's like, I mean, playing tennis in a pool.