126: Mr. Kringle Goes to Washington, or Nog Me, Baby

Look, you have a secret. You haven't been honest with yourself about something, and...and it's ok. It's ok. You know why? Because it's the holiday season. And we all know that you have been ACHING to see Santa Claus hauled in front of a Senate committee that oversees whatever it is that Santa is. We know it. And now the world knows it. See? See how free you feel now? You want to hear all about Santa's tropical helicopter, and Blitzen's penis reflector. You want to hear discussion of how balls are round boxes that you can't put things in. You want it all. And we have good news. Your wish? It has come true. It has all finally come true. In this episode. Tell the world. Even tell one person. Tell a dog with it's own iPhone. Tell a bird who isn't interested. Tell them all. It's not too late.